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Title: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: Five Villa Tattoos on October 03, 2012, 11:19:32 AM
There has been a reference to the Villa in the opening two episodes of BBC3 comedy "Cuckoo".
In episode one Cuckoo is told to leave so that the daughter can meet someone respectable "maybe even a Villa fan".
Last night's episode featured a Villa tea towel.
Pretty sure reference has been made to it being set in Litchfield but does anyone else have any ideas why our great club keeps on being featured?
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: pauliewalnuts on October 03, 2012, 11:26:50 AM
They probably thought "the character should be a football fan, so who would a bloke like that, who lives in Lichfield, support?"
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: Dave Javu on October 03, 2012, 11:49:04 AM
Litchfield is in Hampshire, I believe.
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: Sexual Ealing on October 03, 2012, 11:58:09 AM
I haven't seen the show but Greg Davies (who plays the dad, I believe) is from Shropshire and there are plenty us who are Villa fans.
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: Dave Javu on October 03, 2012, 12:10:43 PM
According to Wikipedia, both writers - Kieron Quirke and Robin French, went to King Edward's School in Edgbaston.

From memory Helen Baxendale (really fancied her when she was in "Cardiac Arrest") was born in Shenstone, just outside of Lichfield.
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: pauliewalnuts on October 03, 2012, 12:16:22 PM
The kid who plays their son is the son of pervy movie maker Ben Dover and "glamour" model Linzi Drew.
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: VillaAlways on October 03, 2012, 12:17:14 PM
Is it any good?
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: john e on October 03, 2012, 01:11:14 PM
lennie Godber was a Villa fan

bet none of you knew that did you !!
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: pauliewalnuts on October 03, 2012, 01:14:36 PM
Is it any good?

Frankly, no.
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: Stu on October 03, 2012, 01:23:22 PM
At least one of the blokes writing it is a Villa fan, I'm sure this was covered in the 'Stuff on the Telly' thread a week or so ago. Nice to see Villa getting a mention.
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: Rip Van We Go Again on October 03, 2012, 01:48:26 PM
There has been a reference to the Villa in the opening two episodes of BBC3 comedy "Cuckoo".
BBC3 eh?
Universal fame at last.
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: placeforparks on October 03, 2012, 02:26:52 PM
Is it any good?

bbc 3 comedy is a euphemism for unfunny shite.
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: ACVilla on October 03, 2012, 02:29:19 PM

From memory Helen Baxendale (really fancied her when she was in "Cardiac Arrest") was born in Shenstone, just outside of Lichfield.

She went to Arthur Terry School and worked as a waitress at the Chinese restaurant above the old musuc shop in Mere Green.
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: Percy McCarthy on October 03, 2012, 02:32:59 PM
I knew Godber was Villa. He was also from Smethwick and had an 'O' level. Geography I think.
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: damon loves JT on October 03, 2012, 03:31:47 PM
Which inmate of HM Prison Slade had an o-level in Spanish?

He never features but Fletch mentions him.
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: Phil from the upper holte on October 03, 2012, 03:33:44 PM
By BBC3 Standards I thought Cuckoo was mildly amusing, I only watched the first one mind, I mentioned this in off topic last week, I found it funny when he burnt his clothes, but I quite like Greg Davies
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: pauliewalnuts on October 03, 2012, 03:34:11 PM
Oh, by BBC3 standards, it is pretty good, that much is true.
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: not3bad on October 03, 2012, 03:45:57 PM

From memory Helen Baxendale (really fancied her when she was in "Cardiac Arrest") was born in Shenstone, just outside of Lichfield.

She went to Arthur Terry School and worked as a waitress at the Chinese restaurant above the old musuc shop in Mere Green.

Villa fan?
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: Chico Hamilton III on October 03, 2012, 03:59:15 PM
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I knew Godber was Villa. He was also from Smethwick and had an 'O' level. Geography I think

Correct - he was also studying History O'Level at Slade prison. Fletch tried to help him pass the History exam by arranging to steal the exam paper for him. Unfortunately, the fella who Fletcher asked to steal the paper was dyslexic and he nicked the biology paper by mistake.
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: Chico Hamilton III on October 03, 2012, 04:02:40 PM
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Which inmate of HM Prison Slade had an o-level in Spanish?

Gomez
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: not3bad on October 03, 2012, 04:04:18 PM
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I knew Godber was Villa. He was also from Smethwick and had an 'O' level. Geography I think

Correct - he was also studying History O'Level at Slade prison. Fletch tried to help him pass the History exam by arranging to steal the exam paper for him. Unfortunately, the fella who Fletcher asked to steal the paper was dyslexic and he nicked the biology paper by mistake.

Wolfie Smith had 4 GCE's and lead a political party.
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: Chico Hamilton III on October 03, 2012, 04:08:04 PM
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Wolfie Smith had 4 GCE's and lead a political party.

Fulham fan
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: CJ on October 03, 2012, 04:12:24 PM
I quite enjoy Cuckoo. Thought the placing of the Villa tea towel under the naked Cuckoo's arse did present the perfect opportunity for our rowdy neighbours to shout out SOTV though!
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: Pat McMahon on October 03, 2012, 05:48:57 PM
I haven't seen the show but Greg Davies (who plays the dad, I believe) is from Shropshire and there are plenty us who are Villa fans.

Born in Wales and but grew up in Shropshire. Really decent bloke - I knew him and Rhod Gilbert in London 10-12 years ago.
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: peter w on October 03, 2012, 06:40:03 PM
Is family Guy still in BBC3?
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: john e on October 03, 2012, 06:40:14 PM
I knew Godber was Villa. He was also from Smethwick and had an 'O' level. Geography I think.



it was tongue in cheek, as everyone knows he was, and always gets mentioned on threads like this, so me being clever thought i'd get in first

by the way does anyone know who Oliver Holts mother is ?
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: peter w on October 03, 2012, 06:42:54 PM
mom?
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: Sister of Top Cat on October 03, 2012, 07:37:20 PM
by the way does anyone know who Oliver Holt's mother is ?
Emily Bishop from Corrie
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: damon loves JT on October 03, 2012, 07:37:58 PM
Barry Austin?
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: pauliewalnuts on October 03, 2012, 07:52:28 PM
by the way does anyone know who Oliver Holts mother is ?

is it Martin O'Neill?

I doubt Holt could possbily love his real mother more than he loves MON, the massive pile of dog shit.
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: damon loves JT on October 03, 2012, 08:05:18 PM
I saw Oliver Holt in the airport in Paris coming back from the Tour de France.

With all due respect to the homosexual community, he was pulling the gayest little wheelie bag I have ever seen.
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: thick_mike on October 03, 2012, 08:07:49 PM
I knew Godber was Villa. He was also from Smethwick and had an 'O' level. Geography I think.

Godber is the name of a Funeral Directors on Smethwick High Street (by the Red Cow):

http://goo.gl/maps/Z8RCi (http://goo.gl/maps/Z8RCi)
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: ACVilla on October 03, 2012, 08:16:42 PM

From memory Helen Baxendale (really fancied her when she was in "Cardiac Arrest") was born in Shenstone, just outside of Lichfield.

She went to Arthur Terry School and worked as a waitress at the Chinese restaurant above the old musuc shop in Mere Green.

Villa fan?

Not sure.
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: brian green on October 03, 2012, 08:32:09 PM
I knew Ken Jones who played the weaselly snitch of Slade quite well and I asked him whether Godber was a Villa fan and he said not.   However, Ken never really got over playing an Everton fan in The Golden Vision, he and his wife who played the original mother in Liver Birds were both rabid ploppers.
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: Karl Bridges on October 03, 2012, 10:44:40 PM
Adil Ray who writes and stars in Citizen Khan is a Villa fan as well. The episode where they go to the pub had a guy wearing a Villa shirt and the board outside advertised Villa vs Liverpool being shown.
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: Risso on October 03, 2012, 10:55:30 PM
[quote author=Dave Javu link=topic=47935.msg2146668%2
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: PeterWithesShin on October 03, 2012, 11:00:09 PM
Epic quote fail there Riss!
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: pauliewalnuts on October 03, 2012, 11:04:17 PM
Epic quote fail there Riss!



*looks at quote mess*

*looks at post count*

*shakes head at uncharacteristic quotageddon*
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: steffo on October 03, 2012, 11:11:47 PM
The Brummie connection continues.... a clip on the BBC3 website shows a preview where Ken and Cuckoo are DJ's at a teenagers party and play..... '7 days is too long' by Dexy's Midnight Runners.

Classic stuff.
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: Risso on October 04, 2012, 09:24:29 AM
Epic quote fail there Riss!



*looks at quote mess*

*looks at post count*

*shakes head at uncharacteristic quotageddon*

Sorry!  My shonky internet connection cut out as I was quoting, and I must have pressed "post" in my frustration.  Think the only point I was going to make was that Helen Baxendale was in the Sunday Times magazine, and considers herself to be from Yorkshire (born in Pontefract) and that she dislikes anything southern.  So I think the chances of her being a Villa fan are slim.
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: Chris Jameson on October 04, 2012, 09:38:32 AM
Adil Ray who writes and stars in Citizen Khan is a Villa fan as well. The episode where they go to the pub had a guy wearing a Villa shirt and the board outside advertised Villa vs Liverpool being shown.

Are you openly admitting you watched it?
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: eastie on October 04, 2012, 09:39:44 AM
I knew Godber was Villa. He was also from Smethwick and had an 'O' level. Geography I think.

A villa fan in the show or in his real life ?
Still love seeing the villa scarf on pike in dads army- anyone remember that time alf garnet was mistaken for a villa fan wearing his west ham scarf- very amusing reaction .
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: berneboy on October 04, 2012, 09:53:28 AM

From memory Helen Baxendale (really fancied her when she was in "Cardiac Arrest") was born in Shenstone, just outside of Lichfield.

She went to Arthur Terry School and worked as a waitress at the Chinese restaurant above the old musuc shop in Mere Green.
Her children with her partner David Williams are now ten, seven and three and go by the unusual names of Nell Marmalade, Eric Mustard and Vincent Mash

 http://www.birminghampost.net/life-leisure-birmingham-guide/postfeatures/2009/04/13/helen-baxendale-gets-the-balance-right-after-cold-feet-and-friends-65233-23376850/#ixzz28JoMtQT9
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: Dave Javu on October 04, 2012, 10:38:31 AM
I watched the first episode and a bit of the second last night. It was "alright". I think it might be the first BBC3 thing that I've ever gone out of my way to watch.

It wasn't shot in Lichfield, though.
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: Percy McCarthy on October 04, 2012, 10:56:30 AM
Eastie: The character, Godber, was the Villa fan. I vaguely recall somebody upsetting him by slagging us off. A Man Utd fan I think it was.
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: dave.woodhall on October 04, 2012, 11:01:23 AM
Eastie: The character, Godber, was the Villa fan. I vaguely recall somebody upsetting him by slagging us off. A Man Utd fan I think it was.

The bloke who ironically went on to play the Brummie hotel owner in Boon.
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on October 04, 2012, 11:21:06 AM
Adil Ray who writes and stars in Citizen Khan is a Villa fan as well. The episode where they go to the pub had a guy wearing a Villa shirt and the board outside advertised Villa vs Liverpool being shown.

Are you openly admitting you watched it?

I watch it. It reminds me of the halcyon days of Mind Your Language.
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: not3bad on October 04, 2012, 11:33:46 AM
Adil Ray who writes and stars in Citizen Khan is a Villa fan as well. The episode where they go to the pub had a guy wearing a Villa shirt and the board outside advertised Villa vs Liverpool being shown.

Are you openly admitting you watched it?

I watch it. It reminds me of the halcyon days of Mind Your Language.

Some quite nice scenes of Sparkhill and Birmingham City centre as well.
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: Simon Ward on October 04, 2012, 01:55:01 PM


Some quite nice scenes of Sparkhill and Birmingham City centre as well.


Spot the errors in that statement!
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: Percy McCarthy on October 04, 2012, 03:11:24 PM
You are Jeremy Clarkson and I claim my five pounds.

That's me trying to be nice about you.
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: Pat McMahon on October 05, 2012, 04:52:44 AM
Adil Ray who writes and stars in Citizen Khan is a Villa fan as well. The episode where they go to the pub had a guy wearing a Villa shirt and the board outside advertised Villa vs Liverpool being shown.

Are you openly admitting you watched it?

I watch it. It reminds me of the halcyon days of Mind Your Language.

Ah, whatever happened to Francoise Pascale?
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: Risso on October 05, 2012, 10:22:16 AM
The best thing I can say about that Citizen Khan rubbish is that it isn't very funny.
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: not3bad on October 05, 2012, 10:38:38 AM


Some quite nice scenes of Sparkhill and Birmingham City centre as well.


Spot the errors in that statement!

Point taken.  Corrected.
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: peter w on October 05, 2012, 10:53:20 AM
Godber actually mentions Villa in the programme. i remember him mentioning playing someone like Hartlepool in the Cup and I think he said we lost 2-0.
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on October 05, 2012, 11:43:14 AM
Adil Ray who writes and stars in Citizen Khan is a Villa fan as well. The episode where they go to the pub had a guy wearing a Villa shirt and the board outside advertised Villa vs Liverpool being shown.

Are you openly admitting you watched it?

I watch it. It reminds me of the halcyon days of Mind Your Language.

Ah, whatever happened to Francoise Pascale?

Ding dong.
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: Karl Bridges on October 05, 2012, 03:33:41 PM
I have to watch it. The muslims at work moan about it being an attack on Islam, I like to keep abreast of the latest slur on Mohammed.

I've spoken to him on Twitter about the Villa as well, seems like a decent bloke. Thought i'd help a brother out by boosting the viewing figures and he's got a second series so good for him.

At least he uses local actors so the accents are actually manageable on the ear. He's one of us so i'm glad he's doing alright out of it.
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: Chris Jameson on October 05, 2012, 03:58:18 PM
You spoke to Mohammed on Twitter about it?
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: Percy McCarthy on October 05, 2012, 04:28:20 PM
Careful lads, touchy subject. I have to sell this fanzine in the middle of Aston.

Can't you say something funny about Christ instead? Christians are much more easy going.
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: Risso on October 05, 2012, 04:32:07 PM
Careful lads, touchy subject. I have to sell this fanzine in the middle of Aston.

Can't you say something funny about Christ instead? Christians are much more easy going.

Nobody could accuse Citizen Khan of saying anything funny about Islam.  Or anything funny at all to be honest.
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: not3bad on October 05, 2012, 04:35:41 PM
I did laugh at the ginger joke in episode 1.  OK, it was clumsy, obvious and gingerist but it still made me chuckle.
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: Chris Jameson on October 05, 2012, 05:27:29 PM
Bloody hell, it's a comedy?
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: PeterWithesShin on October 06, 2012, 09:29:56 PM
I watched about 10-15 minutes of one episode and it was awful. It was actually painful to watch a comedy that was so unfunny. Having said that, I saw the trailer for an episode the other night and the "have you ever Googled yourself" made me chuckle despite being an obvious joke. Then again, I still find farts funny.
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: Lee on October 07, 2012, 10:18:00 AM
Adil Ray who writes and stars in Citizen Khan is a Villa fan as well. The episode where they go to the pub had a guy wearing a Villa shirt and the board outside advertised Villa vs Liverpool being shown.

.. and based in Sparkhill. That must piss off the Noses watching that.
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: Lee on October 07, 2012, 10:20:42 AM
You spoke to Mohammed on Twitter about it?

I got a Tweet of Paul McGrath on Friday. I have spoken to God, who is a little higher up in the chain of command.
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: Chris Jameson on October 07, 2012, 11:51:51 AM
I stopped 'following' him as my feed was full of 'u r a villa legend god, any chance of a RT'.
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: saunders_heroes on October 07, 2012, 12:22:55 PM
I stopped 'following' him as my feed was full of 'u r a villa legend god, any chance of a RT'.

Same here. Got fed up with all the inane questions he kept being asked as well.
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: Lee on October 07, 2012, 01:03:37 PM
That was probably me
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: ronshirt on October 07, 2012, 01:54:42 PM
Jim Hacker was a Villa fan.
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: jeowje on October 10, 2012, 09:54:16 PM
Am I the only one who doesn't know what an RT is re Twitter comment?
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: pauliewalnuts on October 10, 2012, 10:01:20 PM
RT:
Am I the only one who doesn't know what an RT is re Twitter comment?
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: PeterWithesShin on October 10, 2012, 10:02:43 PM
RT = Righteous Tweet. Means people liked it bro.
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: dave.woodhall on October 10, 2012, 10:04:41 PM
RT - right twat. Means people diss yo.
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: PeterWithesShin on October 10, 2012, 10:11:39 PM
My Geordie mate holds the record for the shortest ever post on Twitter. It was a Reet Petite Tweet.


*I'll get me coat*
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: Richard Richard on October 10, 2012, 10:25:59 PM
The latest episode had me in stitches when they were high.
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on October 11, 2012, 10:30:35 AM
My Geordie mate holds the record for the shortest ever post on Twitter. It was a Reet Petite Tweet.


*I'll get me coat*

Good grief.
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: not3bad on October 11, 2012, 10:41:07 AM
The latest episode had me in stitches when they were high.

Karl's workmates would have had a few things to say about that I expect.
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: curiousorange on October 11, 2012, 11:36:01 PM
I've caught up on this and it's actually pretty funny. I didn;t think it would be after reading the thread but as BBC sitcoms go it's not bad. And in episode two the main character gives Cuckoo a Villa teatowel to meditate on.
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: pauliewalnuts on October 13, 2012, 01:56:42 PM
I saw the episode where they get off their faces and go to that party last night, and have to say, I thought it was very funny.
Title: Re: The Villa go Cuckoo
Post by: RunRickyRun on October 13, 2012, 05:26:00 PM


Some quite nice scenes of Sparkhill and Birmingham City centre as well.


Spot the errors in that statement!

Point taken.  Corrected.

You shouldn't have caved so easily. There are some excellent examples of Bloye art deco sculptures and Holland Hobbiss buildings in the area.
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