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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: D.boy on July 06, 2012, 09:48:28 PM

Title: Caption time again
Post by: D.boy on July 06, 2012, 09:48:28 PM: (http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/02/23/article-1359989-051547B6000005DC-77_634x455.jpg)

All it took was a shout from the crowd "Ok, who forgot to spray?"
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Post by: PeterWithesShin on July 06, 2012, 09:50:06 PM: As A-ha once said, The Sun Always Shines on AV.
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Post by: danlanza on July 06, 2012, 09:51:18 PM: "Wigan at home. Can anybody see the Wigan fans?"
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Post by: The Left Side on July 06, 2012, 09:52:12 PM: Adam Ant impressions are on the rise in B6
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Post by: danlanza on July 06, 2012, 09:54:59 PM: " Are you sure Randy Lerner is here?"
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Post by: phantom limb on July 06, 2012, 09:56:38 PM: The Scottish Manager's latest tactical switch resulted in the largest synchronised face palm in world history.
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Post by: PeterWithesShin on July 06, 2012, 09:58:21 PM: Bloody double posts!
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Post by: PeterWithesShin on July 06, 2012, 09:59:14 PM: "Can anyone see Greg in the ground?"
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Post by: newtonsballs on July 06, 2012, 10:01:46 PM: Another Tony Daley cross heads towards Aston Hall
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Post by: danlanza on July 06, 2012, 10:06:33 PM: "Can any body count the number of seats in the upper North stand?"
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Post by: Phil from the upper holte on July 06, 2012, 10:13:07 PM: Hip hop parade Ho hey ho hey, come on ho hey etc etc
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Post by: Phil from the upper holte on July 06, 2012, 10:14:08 PM: Where's Wally?
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Post by: danlanza on July 06, 2012, 10:20:04 PM: Quote from: Phil from the upper holte on July 06, 2012, 10:14:08 PM
Where's Wally?
"Dunno, bloody sun is in my eyes"
Title: Re: Caption time again
Post by: Legion on July 06, 2012, 10:45:49 PM: "My God, I cannot bear to watch either"
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Post by: paulcomben on July 06, 2012, 10:55:29 PM: How the hell did we get headaches, when access to the Holte Suite to drink watered-down lager is usually unavailable?
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Post by: paulcomben on July 06, 2012, 10:56:41 PM: Did Warnock really just pass the ball to their number 9 on our penalty spot? For the tenth match in a row.
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Post by: paulcomben on July 06, 2012, 10:59:23 PM: Replay that. I think a team coached by McAllister just strung three passes together, but it seems so unlikely.
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Post by: danlanza on July 06, 2012, 11:08:27 PM: Bloody hell ! Heskey just scored down the other end.
Title: Re: Caption time again
Post by: paulcomben on July 06, 2012, 11:34:40 PM: Quote from: danlanza on July 06, 2012, 11:08:27 PM
Bloody hell ! Heskey just scored down the other end.
Quote from: danlanza on July 06, 2012, 11:08:27 PM
Bloody hell ! Heskey just scored down the other end.

Keep it real. The pic shows the Holte End, not the interior of a whorehouse.
Title: Re: Caption time again
Post by: danlanza on July 06, 2012, 11:36:32 PM: Quote from: paulcomben on July 06, 2012, 11:34:40 PM
Quote from: danlanza on July 06, 2012, 11:08:27 PM
Bloody hell ! Heskey just scored down the other end.
Quote from: danlanza on July 06, 2012, 11:08:27 PM
Bloody hell ! Heskey just scored down the other end.

Keep it real. The pic shows the Holte End, not the interior of a whorehouse.
He could not score there either !
Title: Re: Caption time again
Post by: KRS on July 06, 2012, 11:39:18 PM: "Altogether now...Y...M...C...A..."
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Post by: Dave Cooper please on July 07, 2012, 12:17:36 AM: Ayyy Macarana
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Post by: danlanza on July 07, 2012, 12:21:45 AM: "Can anybody see TSM. He seems to have fucked off"
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Post by: ADVILLAFAN on July 07, 2012, 01:53:14 AM: Rumours of Free Mason activity at Villa gather pace
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Post by: TheMalandro on July 07, 2012, 02:57:09 AM: Qatar 2022
Title: Re: Caption time again
Post by: Mister E on July 07, 2012, 09:21:49 AM: Quote from: D.boy on July 06, 2012, 09:48:28 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/02/23/article-1359989-051547B6000005DC-77_634x455.jpg)

Guy in red at front: "I'm buggered if I'm going to join in with all this line-dancing malarky".
Title: Re: Caption time again
Post by: Mister E on July 07, 2012, 09:23:11 AM: Quote from: D.boy on July 06, 2012, 09:48:28 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/02/23/article-1359989-051547B6000005DC-77_634x455.jpg)
All: "HEIL Heskey!!"
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Post by: Mister E on July 07, 2012, 09:23:58 AM: Quote from: D.boy on July 06, 2012, 09:48:28 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/02/23/article-1359989-051547B6000005DC-77_634x455.jpg)
All: "Empty seats, m'Lord, empty seats ... "
Title: Re: Caption time again
Post by: Mister E on July 07, 2012, 09:24:34 AM: Quote from: D.boy on July 06, 2012, 09:48:28 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/02/23/article-1359989-051547B6000005DC-77_634x455.jpg)

All it takes is one pigeon, and everyone takes defensive action.
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Post by: Concrete John on July 07, 2012, 09:32:52 AM: "No, that's not the sun - it's James Collins' head"
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Post by: Lambert and Payne on July 07, 2012, 11:02:50 AM: "I can't see past Richard Dunne's fat arse either"
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Post by: Phil from the upper holte on July 07, 2012, 11:51:51 AM: Sure for men..It won't let you down
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Post by: villarob on July 07, 2012, 12:34:16 PM: Cor...that lime green away shirt's bright
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Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on July 07, 2012, 12:42:10 PM: At the dyslexic annual disco the Village People hit QMCA always goes down well with the crowd.
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Post by: Rico on July 07, 2012, 06:51:14 PM: Simon says.............."Everybody touch their head with their right hand"
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Post by: danlanza on July 07, 2012, 09:31:39 PM: " Look. That fat fecker in the North Stand has had 3 burgers already and we are only 20 minutes into the game. Must be Legion !
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Post by: Ian. on July 07, 2012, 09:46:18 PM: Quote from: D.boy on July 06, 2012, 09:48:28 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/02/23/article-1359989-051547B6000005DC-77_634x455.jpg)

Steps "Tragedy" Come Back Tour at Villa Park
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Post by: The Laughing Policeman on July 08, 2012, 10:40:46 AM: One of Hutton's upfield hoofs knocks the sun out of the sky and it lands on Villa Park.
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Post by: Simba on July 09, 2012, 06:17:57 AM: all together now . You put yer ..... right arm in
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Post by: Hookeysmith on July 09, 2012, 12:22:18 PM: 97,98,99,100

Coming ready or not
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Post by: Small Rodent on July 09, 2012, 12:26:07 PM: Solidarity, Brother Reg.
Title: Re: Caption time again
Post by: villastikz on July 09, 2012, 02:41:16 PM: Quote from: D.boy on July 06, 2012, 09:48:28 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/02/23/article-1359989-051547B6000005DC-77_634x455.jpg)

As Given blocks his eyes from the big screen stats since his last cross interception, the fans face palm in disbelief how long it's been.