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Title: Dolly Needs A Hand: Your Captions Please!
Post by: eamonn on March 07, 2012, 12:05:04 AM


(http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/58902000/jpg/_58902072_davidoleary_getty.jpg)

''At least Doug gave us chicken sandwiches when we met. This lot wouldn't give me the feckin' tea-towels off their heads''.


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David O'Leary asks for Fifa help in Al Ahli contract dispute

David O'Leary has asked Fifa for help in his fight for compensation from a former club.
The Irishman has asked football's world governing body to intervene in his contract dispute with United Arab Emirates side Al Ahli.
O'Leary was sacked by Al Ahli in April 2011, just one year into a three-year deal.
He says he has yet to receive compensation from the club for the early termination of his contract.

Title: Re: Dolly Needs A Hand: Your Captions Please!
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 07, 2012, 12:11:14 AM
"They're an honest bunch of lads, well they would be if they paid me"
Title: Re: Dolly Needs A Hand: Your Captions Please!
Post by: Shoody on March 07, 2012, 12:17:33 AM
After taking over Aston Villa FC, QIA chief Sheikh Al Thani aims to get the Villa fans onside by sacking the much reviled Alex McLeish and bringing in fan favourite David O'Leary.
Title: Re: Dolly Needs A Hand: Your Captions Please!
Post by: Holtenderinthesky on March 07, 2012, 01:21:01 AM
"We've not got da money of da likes of Arsenal, Man City and Chelsea, oh no wait, I tink we might  do...!"
Title: Re: Dolly Needs A Hand: Your Captions Please!
Post by: Pete3206 on March 07, 2012, 01:27:50 AM
"Deese Sugarbags, promised me da moneybags!"
Title: Re: Dolly Needs A Hand: Your Captions Please!
Post by: Leighton on March 07, 2012, 02:15:18 AM
Oil be made for life once these Dundee Unted fans realise how shit I am and sack me.
Title: Re: Dolly Needs A Hand: Your Captions Please!
Post by: Leighton on March 07, 2012, 02:18:14 AM
I cant wait for this press conference to be over so that I can ask the little fat gay one from sitcom Benidorm for his autograph.
Title: Re: Dolly Needs A Hand: Your Captions Please!
Post by: Desi on March 07, 2012, 02:26:30 AM
'I'll be suing you in all the old familiar places'.




(You have to be old enough to remember the song!).
Title: Re: Dolly Needs A Hand: Your Captions Please!
Post by: Toronto Villa on March 07, 2012, 02:58:38 AM
"Fuck me. I really am such a wanker"
Title: Re: Dolly Needs A Hand: Your Captions Please!
Post by: MarkM on March 07, 2012, 04:53:26 AM
Al Qaeda announce there replacement for Osama Bin Laden
Title: Re: Dolly Needs A Hand: Your Captions Please!
Post by: NeilH on March 07, 2012, 07:16:02 AM
New Qatari owners of Aston Villa football club unveil new manager, following letter of recommendation from Sir Alex Ferguson.
Title: Re: Dolly Needs A Hand: Your Captions Please!
Post by: ozzjim on March 07, 2012, 07:34:58 AM
They think I am a god because I resemble a pig.. arrrrggghhhc
Title: Re: Dolly Needs A Hand: Your Captions Please!
Post by: Legion on March 07, 2012, 07:42:45 AM
"They're not fickle, they just don't like me."
Title: Re: Dolly Needs A Hand: Your Captions Please!
Post by: Mister E on March 07, 2012, 08:01:27 AM
"Another day, another compo claim!"
Title: Re: Dolly Needs A Hand: Your Captions Please!
Post by: Mister E on March 07, 2012, 08:02:02 AM
"Now that I've finished the house in Sicklinhall on Villa's money, I can start another one in Linton"
Title: Re: Dolly Needs A Hand: Your Captions Please!
Post by: Mister E on March 07, 2012, 08:02:30 AM
"Blimey, these guys are even tighter than Doug was!"
Title: Re: Dolly Needs A Hand: Your Captions Please!
Post by: Mister E on March 07, 2012, 08:03:07 AM
Headline: David O'Leary gets tangoed in the Gulf
Title: Re: Dolly Needs A Hand: Your Captions Please!
Post by: Mister E on March 07, 2012, 08:04:55 AM
O'Leary: "I'll be bringing more 'shock and awe' to the Gulf if they don;t settle."
Title: Re: Dolly Needs A Hand: Your Captions Please!
Post by: Ger Regan on March 07, 2012, 02:33:58 PM
Der's more to an oil land dan dis.
Title: Re: Dolly Needs A Hand: Your Captions Please!
Post by: Bad English on March 07, 2012, 09:42:56 PM
"ur fckn me up the arse"
Title: Re: Dolly Needs A Hand: Your Captions Please!
Post by: Pete3206 on March 08, 2012, 12:24:17 AM
"Dennis Mortimer called me a what..?"

Title: Re: Dolly Needs A Hand: Your Captions Please!
Post by: Simon Ward on March 08, 2012, 09:53:17 AM
"I'm not fickle.....................................................................I just don't like you!"
Title: Re: Dolly Needs A Hand: Your Captions Please!
Post by: johnc on May 03, 2013, 03:47:54 PM


Worth the money to just to get rid of him http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/may/03/david-oleary-wins-compensation-al-ahli (http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/may/03/david-oleary-wins-compensation-al-ahli)

I dont think I will ever get the hang of links
Title: Re: Dolly Needs A Hand: Your Captions Please!
Post by: Slaphead on May 03, 2013, 04:03:39 PM
"Dolly to star in Four Lions sequel"
Title: Re: Dolly Needs A Hand: Your Captions Please!
Post by: Clampy on May 03, 2013, 04:14:02 PM
'We could'nt compete with the Al-Wahda's of this world'.
Title: Re: Dolly Needs A Hand: Your Captions Please!
Post by: Irish villain on May 03, 2013, 04:26:28 PM
At de end of de day, de lads proved dey were an honest bunch and ye can't ask for any better dan dat.
Title: Re: Dolly Needs A Hand: Your Captions Please!
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on May 03, 2013, 05:35:57 PM
£3.34 million compensation will certainly buy the pig faced mercenary leech a lot of troughs and pig swill. I would rather be stuck in a room for 24 hours with Steve Hodge, Stewart Downing, Robert Hopkins, Robbie Savage and David Sullivan than spend one minute within 100 yards of this complete and utter prick.   
Title: Re: Dolly Needs A Hand: Your Captions Please!
Post by: Witton Warrior on May 03, 2013, 05:38:17 PM
£3.34 million compensation will certainly buy the pig faced mercenary leech a lot of troughs and pig swill. I would rather be stuck in a room for 24 hours with Steve Hodge, Stewart Downing, Robert Hopkins, Robbie Savage and David Sullivan than spend one minute within 100 yards of this complete and utter prick.   

Get off the fence Lockhead!

;-)

Forgot the smiley!
Title: Re: Dolly Needs A Hand: Your Captions Please!
Post by: Mister E on May 03, 2013, 08:50:04 PM
Jeez, this guy pulls another pay-off stunt. Good business if you can get it.
Title: Re: Dolly Needs A Hand: Your Captions Please!
Post by: Mister E on May 03, 2013, 08:50:55 PM

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"So long, suckers!"
Title: Re: Dolly Needs A Hand: Your Captions Please!
Post by: Mister E on May 03, 2013, 08:51:53 PM


(http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/58902000/jpg/_58902072_davidoleary_getty.jpg)
"I'm not fickle: I just want the compo."
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