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Title: 5% Villa - Who new Football Fans should support.....
Post by: AV82EC on February 15, 2012, 06:33:16 PM: This raised a chuckle and an eyebrow...

http://angryofislington.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/premier-league-support.jpg
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Post by: supertom on February 15, 2012, 07:30:58 PM: It's official. I'm a Norwich fan. Nice knowing you fellas, I'm off to chuff one out to a few old YT vids of Delia. Then I'll sit back, relax and unwind with a bit of QI. No more pain from the Villa anymore. I'm going up in the world (and the league table!)

Lol.
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Post by: Legion on February 15, 2012, 07:32:13 PM: That's where I ended up aswell.
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Post by: supertom on February 15, 2012, 07:39:51 PM: Quote from: Legion on February 15, 2012, 07:32:13 PM
That's where I ended up aswell.

At least we'll get some good grub next time we're at a game. And at least our owner will be there too. Just don't give the old girl a microphone if she makes her way towards the pitch.
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Post by: dave.woodhall on February 15, 2012, 07:41:16 PM: Fulham.
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Post by: Jimmy Smash on February 15, 2012, 07:41:53 PM: Stripeyfilth me >:(
Title: New fans
Post by: cdbearsfan on February 15, 2012, 07:44:48 PM: Southend. Think I might have done it wrong.
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Post by: AV82EC on February 15, 2012, 07:45:48 PM: What I liked was being seen as the "noisy but with shit transport links" version of Arsenal.
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Post by: Legion on February 15, 2012, 07:49:03 PM: Quote from: cdvillafan on February 15, 2012, 07:44:48 PM
Southend. Think I might have done it wrong.

You wanted Clyde, didn't you?
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Post by: villan1975 on February 15, 2012, 07:49:40 PM: Oh shit MON united.Thought I had seen the back of the ego.
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Post by: Ger Regan on February 15, 2012, 07:57:19 PM: Wolves. Fuck that.
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Post by: flybo on February 15, 2012, 08:06:50 PM: Sunderland for me :-\ so i still have to suffer martin O`walk out on Villa
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Post by: Ian. on February 15, 2012, 08:10:51 PM: Swansea for me. Well my last name is Jones.
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Post by: supertommykN'iba on February 15, 2012, 08:27:05 PM: Queens Park Bloody Rangers. How 'entertainment being important' took me there, I will never know.
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Post by: Hopadop on February 15, 2012, 08:33:45 PM: Quote from: Ger Regan on February 15, 2012, 07:57:19 PM
Wolves. Fuck that.

Me too so I did it again.

Fulham. Quite happy with that
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Post by: amfy on February 15, 2012, 09:06:56 PM: I ended up with the Baggies too!

You have to not favour the underdog to get villa - and I don't understand how Arsenal have better transport links than us - Our ground is 200 yards from a train station!
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Post by: Dave P on February 15, 2012, 09:12:32 PM: Quote from: supertommykN'iba on February 15, 2012, 08:27:05 PM
Queens Park Bloody Rangers. How 'entertainment being important' took me there, I will never know.

Same as me. How did that happen ?
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Post by: JUAN PABLO on February 15, 2012, 09:18:28 PM: I ended up with Arsenal and now they are losing 3-0 ha ha typical
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Post by: The Man With A Stick on February 15, 2012, 09:21:55 PM: Fulham or Blackburn, as I wasn't arsed over the last question.
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Post by: Karlos96 on February 15, 2012, 09:39:54 PM: I ended up with Villa :)
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Post by: RunRickyRun on February 15, 2012, 09:45:56 PM: Stoke.

Suddenly being a Villa fan doesn't seem so bad after all.
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Post by: Breezeblock on February 15, 2012, 10:51:27 PM: i'm a friggin' Dingle too! Sack McCart.... oh!
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Post by: joe_c on February 15, 2012, 10:52:22 PM: Quote from: The Man With A Stick on February 15, 2012, 09:21:55 PM
Fulham or Blackburn, as I wasn't arsed over the last question.

After due consideration, I plumped for Blackburn, enormous glory seeker that I am.
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Post by: Warren Aspinall on February 15, 2012, 11:07:53 PM: Quote from: joe_c on February 15, 2012, 10:52:22 PM
Quote from: The Man With A Stick on February 15, 2012, 09:21:55 PM
Fulham or Blackburn, as I wasn't arsed over the last question.

After due consideration, I plumped for Blackburn, enormous glory seeker that I am.

And me
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Post by: not3bad on February 15, 2012, 11:23:38 PM: Quote from: Ian J on February 15, 2012, 08:10:51 PM
Swansea for me. Well my last name is Jones.

Ah! A fellow Swans fan! Someone to talk to when the Brummies get confusing!
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Post by: not3bad on February 15, 2012, 11:30:39 PM: Got to admit I'm surprised Villa weren't on the path of answering "yes" for "do you live in the really distant past.."
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Post by: joe_c on February 16, 2012, 12:46:46 AM: Quote from: N'ot3badbia on February 15, 2012, 11:30:39 PM
Got to admit I'm surprised Villa weren't on the path of answering "yes" for "do you live in the really distant past.."

Maybe, but at least colour TV had been invented the last time we won the league.
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Post by: willywombat on February 16, 2012, 01:08:38 AM: Norwich for me. ooh arr
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Post by: hipkiss92 on February 16, 2012, 03:42:06 AM: I got Spurs! <Pulls out bottle of cyandie.
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Post by: Deano's Mullet on February 16, 2012, 05:31:04 AM: QPR!
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Post by: Matt C on February 16, 2012, 08:25:01 AM: I'm off to Fulham.
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Post by: darren woolley on February 16, 2012, 08:31:52 AM: Sunderland for me.
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Post by: Phil from the upper holte on February 16, 2012, 08:38:45 AM: QPR, what the fuck I'm not happy with that, at least it wasn't boggies or Swansea
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Post by: nigel on February 16, 2012, 09:47:23 AM: Quote from: AV82EC on February 15, 2012, 07:45:48 PM
What I liked was being seen as the "noisy but with shit transport links" version of Arsenal.
My brother in law lives down There and says Arsenal supporters are the Villa supporters of London, quiet and moaning at home and noisy away.
So quite a good pairing then :-)
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Post by: Clampy on February 16, 2012, 09:58:21 AM: Blackburn.
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Post by: not3bad on February 16, 2012, 10:10:33 AM: Quote from: Phil from the upper holte on February 16, 2012, 08:38:45 AM
QPR, what the fuck I'm not happy with that, at least it wasn't boggies or Swansea

Oy! Swansea erm... Swansea, erm....

Never mind.
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Post by: The Laughing Policeman on February 16, 2012, 10:20:32 AM: Tesco Bags for me. But I am one of the bestest footie fans ever!
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Post by: Concrete John on February 16, 2012, 10:25:50 AM: Fulham.

Not sure how answering 'no' to "Are you northern?" leads to Man Utd?

Oh, of course.....
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Post by: ACVilla on February 16, 2012, 10:26:52 AM: Wolves.
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Post by: Brend'Watkins on February 16, 2012, 10:37:44 AM: Blackburn
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Post by: ozzjim on February 16, 2012, 10:57:01 AM: I am another Norwich. We are currently 8th I believe, with little investment. And able to look down and laugh at the silly clubs who are spending silly money on wages with shit managers struggling down the bottom like that Villa lot. Haha. Give me Delia any day.
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Post by: TimTheVillain on February 16, 2012, 11:03:28 AM: I'm a ManUre fan.

Dear oh dear ....
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Post by: maidstonevillain on February 16, 2012, 11:09:41 AM: Quote from: ozzjim on February 16, 2012, 10:57:01 AM
Give me Delia any day.

Have I juist wandered back onto the Over 40's thread.
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Post by: ozzjim on February 16, 2012, 11:12:45 AM: Quote from: maidstonevillain on February 16, 2012, 11:09:41 AM
Quote from: ozzjim on February 16, 2012, 10:57:01 AM
Give me Delia any day.

Have I juist wandered back onto the Over 40's thread.

Aye she was screaming lets be havin you just at the right moment.
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Post by: flybo on February 16, 2012, 04:10:28 PM: Quote from: TimTheVillain on February 16, 2012, 11:03:28 AM
I'm a ManUre fan.

Dear oh dear ....
Glory hunter ;)
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Post by: Damo70 on February 16, 2012, 04:20:59 PM: Blackburn. It seems appropriate considering the amount of times I've been to see them in the last couple of years. I'm guessing I can get home and away tickets without too much hassle as well. Not looking forward to breaking the news to my son though. Might have to forget it due to the fact it was a guide for new football fans.
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Post by: Brend'Watkins on February 16, 2012, 04:22:25 PM: I bet G'nasher has done it and ended up a Chelsea fan. Which wouldn't be ironic.
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Post by: villajk on February 16, 2012, 05:15:09 PM: Norwich for me.
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Post by: Villan For Life on February 16, 2012, 05:41:08 PM: Stoke.

Yuck
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Post by: usav on February 16, 2012, 06:50:32 PM: To be a Villa fan, you would have to not be interested in winning, like big cities, think curly hair and a 'tache look bad, not like rugby, not favour the underdog, not live in the really distant past, and not require peace and quiet with good transport links.

If it wasn't for the rugby question I might have made it, as it was I turned into a Wolves fan.
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Post by: villa `cross the mersey on February 16, 2012, 08:31:34 PM: Spurs :o That will cost me a fair bit in fuel
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Post by: Karlos96 on February 16, 2012, 08:49:55 PM: Quote from: usav on February 16, 2012, 06:50:32 PM
To be a Villa fan, you would have to not be interested in winning, like big cities, think curly hair and a 'tache look bad, not like rugby, not favour the underdog, not live in the really distant past, and not require peace and quiet with good transport links.

If it wasn't for the rugby question I might have made it, as it was I turned into a Wolves fan.

Not liking rugby swung it for me :)
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Post by: Lizz on February 16, 2012, 09:58:20 PM: Fulham for me. Not upset by that at all.
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Post by: PaulMcGrathsNo5Shirt on February 16, 2012, 10:00:41 PM: Another Norwich fan here as well.
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Post by: Mike Jeffries on February 16, 2012, 10:08:12 PM: Swansea.
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Post by: KevinGage on February 16, 2012, 10:34:40 PM: Blackburn.

Out of the frying pan...
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Post by: astonvillan on February 17, 2012, 12:07:37 AM: swansea.
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Post by: Herman on February 17, 2012, 09:37:59 AM: Boing Boing !
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Post by: Dave Cooper please on February 17, 2012, 10:23:29 AM: Quote from: Mike Jeffries on February 16, 2012, 10:08:12 PM

Swansea.

Me too, would have been Olbiyun but I do like leeks.
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Post by: Simba on February 17, 2012, 11:43:11 AM: I got the Villa.

Buggar!
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Post by: CJ on February 17, 2012, 12:58:12 PM: Naarrich for me, which is quite ironic as I used to go and watch them now and again when I was a lad
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Post by: PeterWithesShin on February 17, 2012, 07:18:38 PM: Blackburn.
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Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on February 17, 2012, 09:29:24 PM: Clwb Pêl-droed Dinas Abertawe.......Thats AFC Swansea to you English bastards.
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Post by: duvillain on February 18, 2012, 06:55:28 AM: ill join David and the rest at Fulham, shall we meet at the youngs pub in Putney? and is it Jol out!
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Post by: Virgil Caine on February 18, 2012, 09:04:10 AM: If the Knuckledraggers were in the Premiership I wonder what kind of questions would lead you to that potential nightmarish conclusion?

Can you read this question without having to put your finger underneath each word?

YES/NO

When visiting your sister and mother how many people are in the room excluding you?

ONE/TWO
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Post by: Witton Warrior on February 18, 2012, 11:01:45 AM: QPR - I get no emotional reaction from that at all - which is a shame!

Reckon I would have been a Dingle if the Villa didn't exist <shudder>
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Post by: The Left Side on February 20, 2012, 08:19:29 PM: Quote from: Witton Warrior on February 18, 2012, 11:01:45 AM
QPR - I get no emotional reaction from that at all - which is a shame!

Reckon I would have been a Dingle if the Villa didn't exist <shudder>

QPR for me too!
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Post by: JD on February 21, 2012, 07:59:36 AM: Norwich for me.