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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: TimTheVillain on February 15, 2012, 01:37:41 PM

Title: He's here, he's there, he's every ****** where, our Emile
Post by: TimTheVillain on February 15, 2012, 01:37:41 PM
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Hours before Aston Villa hosted Manchester City Chantelle told followers on Twitter:

“Big game 2day! Villa v Man City! Hopin Villa win but a draw wud b cool. Emile’s startin 2day aswl! Woohoooo ☺ Playin on the right tho?? :o/

She went on to say: “Considerin he’s a striker its funny not knowin wer ya gna b played!?! Im sure he’ll do brilliant wereva he is.”

And a few moments later she added: “Sooooo I think Emile’s defo startin but wer will he play? On the right? On the left? Center mid? Bein a striker u’d think upfront wudnt ya?

“C’mon put him upfront wer he belongs!!!!



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Chantelle, she knows her stuff, for sure.
Title: Re: He's here, he's there, he's every ****** where, our Emile
Post by: luke25 on February 15, 2012, 02:08:49 PM
Chantelle for boss!
Title: Re: He's here, he's there, he's every ****** where, our Emile
Post by: Dave Javu on February 15, 2012, 02:15:27 PM
Well, I suppose her spelling is even "betta" than 'Arry Redknapp's.
Title: Re: He's here, he's there, he's every ****** where, our Emile
Post by: CJ on February 15, 2012, 02:36:07 PM
This bit made me chuckle:

Chantelle reckons she’s not a typical WAG but does confess to a shoe addiction and owns more than 100 pairs including a £1,000 pair of Christian Louboutins covered in Swarovski crystals

Nosireebob not like a WAG at all


Title: Re: He's here, he's there, he's every ****** where, our Emile
Post by: Concrete John on February 15, 2012, 02:37:42 PM
Well, I suppose her spelling is even "betta" than 'Arry Redknapp's.

But not as good as his dog's.
Title: Re: He's here, he's there, he's every ****** where, our Emile
Post by: TimTheVillain on February 15, 2012, 02:43:50 PM
She went on to say:

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“Considerin he’s a striker its funny not knowin wer ya gna b played!?! Im sure he’ll do brilliant wereva he is.

1) Not really, this is the land of the McLeish. It's well different.

2) Absolutely brilliant, whereva - oozin talent !
Title: Re: He's here, he's there, he's every ****** where, our Emile
Post by: The Man With A Stick on February 15, 2012, 03:14:53 PM
Illiterate twat.
Title: Re: He's here, he's there, he's every ****** where, our Emile
Post by: Phil from the upper holte on February 15, 2012, 03:40:18 PM
The fact she thinks he's a striker proves she knows fuck all
Title: Re: He's here, he's there, he's every ****** where, our Emile
Post by: supertom on February 15, 2012, 04:27:51 PM
Wow...English probably wasn't her best subject at "skool."

God knows how many times Emiles been shagging around and cheating on the dozy mare.

I'd still have her as manager over McLeish though. ;)
Title: Re: He's here, he's there, he's every ****** where, our Emile
Post by: Rimmy Jimmer on February 15, 2012, 05:01:51 PM
Fuck off chantelle you dozy bint and take that twat with ya!
Title: Re: He's here, he's there, he's every ****** where, our Emile
Post by: TimTheVillain on February 15, 2012, 05:19:14 PM
The fact she thinks he's a striker proves she knows fuck all

To be fair to her, that's what he must have told her.
Title: Re: He's here, he's there, he's every ****** where, our Emile
Post by: Vanilla on February 15, 2012, 05:24:09 PM
Not that Villa have any major tactical surprises, apart from hoof n hope, but couldn't that be construed as giving away a game plan before a game. 
Title: Re: He's here, he's there, he's every ****** where, our Emile
Post by: PONGO49 on February 15, 2012, 05:57:09 PM
We're does Heskey play. I've been trying to work that out for years
Title: Re: He's here, he's there, he's every ****** where, our Emile
Post by: supertom on February 15, 2012, 06:01:45 PM
We're does Heskey play. I've been trying to work that out for years
Mostly on his arse.
Title: Re: He's here, he's there, he's every ****** where, our Emile
Post by: eamonn on February 15, 2012, 08:43:41 PM
Illiterate twat.

It's probably vajazzled too.
Title: Re: He's here, he's there, he's every ****** where, our Emile
Post by: D.boy on February 15, 2012, 08:49:05 PM
You've given me an idea ...................... VajazzyG
Title: Re: He's here, he's there, he's every ****** where, our Emile
Post by: Hopadop on February 15, 2012, 09:05:29 PM
Chanelle Tagoe, Emile Heskey’s fiancée, believed her man was a builder until they had been going out for a few weeks. They were introduced by her uncle and she knew nothing about him.

She told The Mirror: “I didn’t know he was a footballer when we first met, he said he was a builder. I don’t think he wanted to say because he wanted to make sure I wasn’t just interested in going with a footballer.

“He didn’t tell me until we’d been on quite a few dates. We were out on a Saturday night and he said he had to work the next day, so I asked him what he was doing. When he said football I said, ‘Yeah, but what’s your job?’”


It's easily done
Title: Re: He's here, he's there, he's every ****** where, our Emile
Post by: KevinGage on February 15, 2012, 09:32:42 PM
I hope after that outstanding performance on Sunday Chantelle gave him the clap he so richly deserves.
Title: Re: He's here, he's there, he's every ****** where, our Emile
Post by: Vancouver on February 16, 2012, 02:59:26 AM
So he was out on a Saturday night with possibly a game the next day. How long before the game was her tweet? Giving away our tactical secrets like that
Title: Re: He's here, he's there, he's every ****** where, our Emile
Post by: Californian Villain on February 16, 2012, 05:52:58 AM
Emile's a builder! I knew it! I mean he's certainly not a striker, is he?
Title: Re: He's here, he's there, he's every ****** where, our Emile
Post by: ktvillan on February 16, 2012, 08:52:27 AM
Can't help feeling sorry for Heskey and all the stick he gets. He tries hard, and while not ideal because of his lack of goals, he isn't as bad as some believe when played up front. It's not his fault that McLeish shoehorns him into an ultra defensive line up.  I wonder how his kids in their Villa shirts feel when their Dad is getting abused by all and sundry at VP.

And why can't people write anything properly these days?
Title: Re: He's here, he's there, he's every ****** where, our Emile
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on February 16, 2012, 10:32:54 AM
We now have proof that this season isn't AM's fault, it's all down to bloody Heskey's bloody idiot of a missus giving away our game plan before every match. ;)
Title: Re: He's here, he's there, he's every ****** where, our Emile
Post by: pauliewalnuts on February 16, 2012, 10:39:06 AM
Can't help feeling sorry for Heskey and all the stick he gets. He tries hard, and while not ideal because of his lack of goals, he isn't as bad as some believe when played up front. It's not his fault that McLeish shoehorns him into an ultra defensive line up.  I wonder how his kids in their Villa shirts feel when their Dad is getting abused by all and sundry at VP.

To be honest, I've never really heard concerted abuse at Heskey at Villa Park. Maybe the kidz at the top of the Holte can hear it, but if they're shouting it, it doesn't reach as far as the Upper Trinity.

I have no issues with Heskey on a personal level, if i was a not particularly talented footballer approaching my 32nd birthday and got offered a ridiculous 3 year contract on 65k a week by Martin O'Neill, I'd have taken it as well.

Blame O'Neill for giving him the mind-boggling contract, and McLeish for fantasising about him being a midfielder / auxiliary defender.

Title: Re: He's here, he's there, he's every ****** where, our Emile
Post by: Concrete John on February 16, 2012, 10:45:34 AM
Can't help feeling sorry for Heskey and all the stick he gets. He tries hard, and while not ideal because of his lack of goals, he isn't as bad as some believe when played up front. It's not his fault that McLeish shoehorns him into an ultra defensive line up.  I wonder how his kids in their Villa shirts feel when their Dad is getting abused by all and sundry at VP.

To be honest, I've never really heard concerted abuse at Heskey at Villa Park. Maybe the kidz at the top of the Holte can hear it, but if they're shouting it, it doesn't reach as far as the Upper Trinity.

I have no issues with Heskey on a personal level, if i was a not particularly talented footballer approaching my 32nd birthday and got offered a ridiculous 3 year contract on 65k a week by Martin O'Neill, I'd have taken it as well.

Blame O'Neill for giving him the mind-boggling contract, and McLeish for fantasising about him being a midfielder / auxiliary defender.

Pretty much agree with that.

He had pace and power playing through the middle, which occupied defenders and created space for his strike partner.  That's his great attribute, but those are physical qualities that fade as he ages, so he's much less effective now.

But a model pro who works hard and does what the manager asks of him, so I wish him all the best when he leaves us in the summer.
Title: Re: He's here, he's there, he's every ****** where, our Emile
Post by: PeterWithesShin on February 17, 2012, 07:17:59 PM
She may use annoying text speak, but I wonder if she can do better most of this site by spelling Clark and McLeish correctly?
Title: Re: He's here, he's there, he's every ****** where, our Emile
Post by: hawkeye on February 17, 2012, 07:20:31 PM
Heskey should be up front leading the team





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Title: Re: He's here, he's there, he's every ****** where, our Emile
Post by: Vancouver on February 18, 2012, 04:21:17 PM
What kills me about him is despite his size and pyhsical attributes, he doesn't half go down easily and moans when getting the slightest nudge. I'm no fighter but if he came at me I would fancy my chances.
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