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Title: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on September 25, 2011, 07:11:34 PM
Devoted Villa fan and our glorious leader was at the game today with his son Arthur.

Captions ?


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Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: IFWaters on September 25, 2011, 07:16:58 PM
oh you lying bastard Miliband
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: Goldie.7 on September 25, 2011, 07:20:17 PM
Ooooh i think my arse is bleeding.
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: Legion on September 25, 2011, 07:21:42 PM
Have you dropped your guts, son?
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: Lambert and Payne on September 25, 2011, 07:23:34 PM
I bloody hate my hairdresser
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: Mister E on September 25, 2011, 07:25:41 PM
Them bleedin' Greeks are soaking all our cash.
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: Mister E on September 25, 2011, 07:25:59 PM
"Calm down, dearie!"
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: PeterWithesShin on September 25, 2011, 07:26:03 PM
Cameron: Who the fucking hell are you?
Son: That's Alex McLeish dad.
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: Legion on September 25, 2011, 07:26:42 PM
Ooooooooh, Matron!
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: Mister E on September 25, 2011, 07:26:49 PM
"Ooooooooooh, I do like those rugged Villa centre backs."
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: PeterWithesShin on September 25, 2011, 07:27:15 PM
Cameron: Son, if you are to be a Villa fan there is one thing you need to learn straight away. And it goes a little something like this ..... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: TopDeck113 on September 25, 2011, 07:27:22 PM
PM caught daydreaming about his days as an Eton fag.
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: Mister E on September 25, 2011, 07:27:24 PM
"shii-i-i-i-i-i-t on the City ..."
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: Nev on September 25, 2011, 07:32:37 PM
Don't even fuckin' tempt me.
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: Apyadg on September 25, 2011, 07:34:08 PM
Was it very windy, or was he trying to give the casual look to be one of the lads?
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: Chris Smith on September 25, 2011, 07:47:45 PM
"Shit PM my lord, ..."

"Right, home now and straight to bed with no tea"
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: JUAN PABLO on September 25, 2011, 07:50:41 PM
About time Prince Willy made the effort , the glory hunter he is ...

no thats not a caption
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: Chipsticks on September 25, 2011, 07:53:23 PM
Yipppppieoooooooooooooooooooooo
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: SashasGrandad on September 25, 2011, 07:58:27 PM
Look son - the world economy may be going down the pan - but if the Villa are in town this is the place to be.


Eton or Harrow

Oxford or Cambridge

Tory , Liberal or even bloody Labour

I don't care son - but if you come home one day and say you are a bluenose I'll have MI6 make you disappear.
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: avfc_1874 on September 25, 2011, 08:28:06 PM
"Why did Barry take the penalty?"
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: hawkeye on September 25, 2011, 08:33:23 PM
Villa fan takes his son to the game- good
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: Risso on September 25, 2011, 08:37:01 PM
"Be a City fan!"

"Bollocks....."
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: eric woolban woolban on September 25, 2011, 08:43:27 PM
Dave: Is that somebody more unpopular than me son?

Son: Yes Dad. And McLeish is a staunch labour man too.

Cameron (muttering under breath) wanker.
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: pauliewalnuts on September 25, 2011, 08:51:48 PM
"KILL THE POOR, PROTECT THE RICH"
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: Irish villain on September 25, 2011, 08:55:54 PM
'oooh, my chancellor could learn a thing or two from this Randy Lerner'
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: olaftab on September 25, 2011, 09:08:03 PM
That was his expession at the Bannan free kick however he is quite keento ask McLeish to run the banking system!
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: TheSandman on September 25, 2011, 09:19:20 PM
Cameron: "Would someone please put a reducer in on that twat Barton!"
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: Big Dick Edwards on September 25, 2011, 09:31:54 PM
Which team is Villa?

(David to Arthur)
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: Legion on September 25, 2011, 09:33:21 PM
Which team is Chelsea?

(Arthur to David)
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: bob on September 25, 2011, 09:38:21 PM
"Dad, why are you doing that with your arm and mouth, Uncle George isn't here!"
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: gervilla on September 25, 2011, 09:39:21 PM
Oi Warnock, Enda Stephens time is only 3 months away.
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: Salsa Party Animal on September 25, 2011, 10:02:06 PM
 Oi Mcleish this defensive football stinks
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: Greg N'Ash on September 25, 2011, 10:07:12 PM
"Look Arthur, if you don't stop complaining we'll leave. I went to a lot of trouble borrowing these seats from the Club President"


"I can still smell wee......"


Having that Clampy?  :)
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: Dave Clark Five on September 25, 2011, 10:08:11 PM
I came in this Directors Box to get away from all the hand wringers and there's one of the twats behind us.
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: Somniloquism on September 25, 2011, 10:23:24 PM
Dave to Arthur.

"We have officially been to more Villa games in the past 5 years then Greg Nash"
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: andrew08 on September 25, 2011, 10:38:49 PM
"If only I was a Labour PM I'd be on the front cover of H&V'
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: BC54 VFC on September 25, 2011, 10:43:41 PM
Worth noting that once those of us at the match became aware he was present there were a few renditions of:-

This country is ours,
This country is ours,
Cameron's a Villa fan,
This country is ours.
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: Chinchilla Bathhouse on September 25, 2011, 10:51:32 PM
Dave:  "He's got no positional sense, can't tackle, can't pass, can't head, is a liability in the box and seems to have no footballing skills whatsoever.  In conclusion, he's the worst fullback I've ever seen."
Arthur:  "What's that Dad?"
Dave:  "Sorry son, just going over the Hutton Report."
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: eamonn on September 25, 2011, 11:05:55 PM
Bravo!
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: usav on September 25, 2011, 11:30:06 PM
Worth noting that once those of us at the match became aware he was present there were a few renditions of:-

This country is ours,
This country is ours,
Cameron's a Villa fan,
This country is ours.

Excellent!
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: newtonsballs on September 25, 2011, 11:34:24 PM
Villa fan takes his son to the game- good

This is it for me
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on September 25, 2011, 11:50:30 PM
Crisis, what crisis? We got a point.
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: D.boy on September 26, 2011, 12:33:06 AM
Ouch, that my son was a good tackle on Barton.

Someone give the bloke a villa scarf.
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on September 26, 2011, 01:06:17 AM
And I thought that managing the economy was a tough job.
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: cdbearsfan on September 26, 2011, 01:21:45 AM
"Play up Aston, go for the drop-goal!"
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: MarkM on September 26, 2011, 08:22:25 AM
Villa fan takes his son to the game- good

This is it for me


And me
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: Bernie on September 26, 2011, 09:05:42 AM
Ooh, that QPR manager's given me an idea, getting his son to screw things up for the opposition; "my boy-how do you fancy working for that nice Mr. Milliband?"
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: Pat McMahon on September 26, 2011, 09:08:46 AM
My old man said be a Labour fan, and I said dash it you’re a bounder.
We barely tolerate  the Libs and we’re going to show it, we barely tolerate the Libs and they jolly well know it
With George O and Hague-ey, all disciples of Maggie, they’re the chaps who’s going to do us fine
If you support the Labour you’re a left wing rotter and you are no chinless wonder chum of mine
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: Legion on September 26, 2011, 09:34:59 AM
At half-time: 'Thanks for putting me off football for life, Dad.'
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on September 26, 2011, 10:12:10 AM
"Shit PM my lord, ..."

Come on, we've had worse afternoons.
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: Brend'Watkins on September 26, 2011, 10:20:25 AM
"Shit PM my lord, ..."

Come on, we've had worse afternoons.

"Shit AM my Lord"  then
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: DeKuip on September 26, 2011, 11:47:34 AM
Worth noting that once those of us at the match became aware he was present there were a few renditions of:-

This country is ours,
This country is ours,
Cameron's a Villa fan,
This country is ours.

And if that catches on I'll be seriously worried about who I'm mixing with at games.

Can we not just quietly ignore the embarrassment of having the current PM as a fan?

Thankfully I didn't see him yesterday, or hear that chant - around by us it was "who's the twat in the hat?", did Cameron have a hat on earlier?
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: PNB Army on September 26, 2011, 11:50:27 AM
Devoted Villa fan and our glorious leader was at the game today with his son Arthur.

Captions ?


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if this keeps up im asking for a refund on my season ticket
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: Villafirst on September 26, 2011, 01:04:57 PM
Perhaps we should have a VIP day at Villa Park for one of the matches.... you could have David Cameron, Prince William and Kate, Mervyn King, Tom Hanks and Ozzy Osbourne sitting together! Any other celebs?
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: PNB Army on September 26, 2011, 01:08:27 PM
Devoted Villa fan and our glorious leader was at the game today with his son Arthur.

Captions ?


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if this keeps up im asking for a refund on my season ticket

kate could strip at half time ;) that would get the fans back
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: TimTheVillain on September 26, 2011, 01:12:19 PM
Villa fan takes his son to the game- good

Me too, end of.

This is it for me

Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: Ads on September 26, 2011, 01:42:54 PM
Perhaps we should have a VIP day at Villa Park for one of the matches.... you could have David Cameron, Prince William and Kate, Mervyn King, Tom Hanks and Ozzy Osbourne sitting together! Any other celebs?

Nigel Kennedy was in the away end too.
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: Duncan Shaw on September 26, 2011, 01:54:28 PM
Are there any shots of him cheering when wee Bazza slots the penalty?
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: Chris Jameson on September 26, 2011, 02:04:26 PM
Perhaps we should have a VIP day at Villa Park for one of the matches.... you could have David Cameron, Prince William and Kate, Mervyn King, Tom Hanks and Ozzy Osbourne sitting together! Any other celebs?

Didn't know Prince William was a Villa fan. Maybe we should have a thread outing any celeb fans.
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: Chinchilla Bathhouse on September 26, 2011, 02:55:38 PM
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Didn't know Prince William was a Villa fan. Maybe we should have a thread outing any celeb fans.

Oh yes, he's a hardcore Villa fan - ie. he bought a beanie hat when John Gregory's all-English team was top of the league.  Doubt you'll see him queuing up for a burger on Trinity Road any time soon.  Pauline McLynn (Mrs Doyle from Father Ted) is a Villa fan.  She once showed off her Villa socks on a chat show.
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: Chris Smith on September 26, 2011, 03:23:55 PM
"Dad, show me again what the big boys will want me to do at Eton".
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: TimTheVillain on September 26, 2011, 03:26:46 PM
Perhaps we should have a VIP day at Villa Park for one of the matches.... you could have David Cameron, Prince William and Kate, Mervyn King, Tom Hanks and Ozzy Osbourne sitting together! Any other celebs?



Nigel Kennedy was in the away end too.

Perhaps we should have a VIP day at Villa Park for one of the matches.... you could have David Cameron, Prince William and Kate, Mervyn King, Tom Hanks and Ozzy Osbourne sitting together! Any other celebs?

Nigel Kennedy was in the away end too.

Playing second fiddle to Cameron then ?? !
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: not3bad on September 26, 2011, 03:37:58 PM
Worth noting that once those of us at the match became aware he was present there were a few renditions of:-

This country is ours,
This country is ours,
Cameron's a Villa fan,
This country is ours.

And if that catches on I'll be seriously worried about who I'm mixing with at games.

Can we not just quietly ignore the embarrassment of having the current PM as a fan?

Thankfully I didn't see him yesterday, or hear that chant - around by us it was "who's the twat in the hat?", did Cameron have a hat on earlier?

I'm no Tory but I thought this chant was just funny, personally.  There will always be an embarrasment factor when a politician turns out to be a "fan" but I'd prefer to make light of it in this way.
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: pauliewalnuts on September 26, 2011, 03:38:55 PM
Arthur: "Dad, are you the biggest Tory watching this?"
Cameron: "Depends if Risso found a stream"
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: Simon Ward on September 26, 2011, 03:59:38 PM
Arthur: "Dad, are you the biggest Tory watching this?"
Cameron: "Depends if Risso found a stream"

 :)
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: Ads on September 26, 2011, 05:43:25 PM
He's quite clearly calling Barton a ******.
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: kipeye on September 26, 2011, 05:45:02 PM
Devoted Villa fan and our glorious leader was at the game today with his son Arthur.

Captions ?


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Dad-there's a tarantula on your head.
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: Slaphead on September 26, 2011, 06:05:26 PM
Devoted Villa fan and our glorious leader was at the game today with his son Arthur.

Captions ?


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Son, this is how your mother does it.
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: CT Villan on September 26, 2011, 06:20:46 PM
"What's Martin done with his hair ?"
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: amfy on September 26, 2011, 07:13:50 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2041709/David-Cameron-takes-son-Arthur-watch-favourite-football-team-Aston-Villa.html

No fan of Cameron but in these pictures it's clear that little Arthur has really got the Villa bug. He looks so much more into it than his Dad. The poor child is doomed on so many levels.
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: john e on September 26, 2011, 07:17:25 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2041709/David-Cameron-takes-son-Arthur-watch-favourite-football-team-Aston-Villa.html

No fan of Cameron but in these pictures it's clear that little Arthur has really got the Villa bug. He looks so much more into it than his Dad. The poor child is doomed on so many levels.


some great photo's of the little fella there, i dont give a toss what his dad does, even at his tender age, he's one of us
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: CJ on September 26, 2011, 07:56:43 PM
I don't like Cameron at all. But those pictures of him with his young son at the match are really quite touching and take me right back to when I took my son to his first game when he was 5. He's 25 now and still suffers the fate I thrust upon him at such a tender age!
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: frankmosswasmyuncle on September 26, 2011, 08:28:26 PM
I don't like Cameron at all. But those pictures of him with his young son at the match are really quite touching and take me right back to when I took my son to his first game when he was 5. He's 25 now and still suffers the fate I thrust upon him at such a tender age!
Agreed. Sometimes my 27 year old looks at me and I just have to say sorry!
Cameron Jr won't be able to make excuses he's not a Villa fan after these photos! He looks like he's lovin' it! Get him a ST for the Holte End (Right side of course!).
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: Legion on September 26, 2011, 08:29:42 PM
Left.
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: CJ on September 26, 2011, 08:31:30 PM
Centre
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: Legion on September 26, 2011, 08:32:02 PM
LEFT.
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: frankmosswasmyuncle on September 26, 2011, 08:42:01 PM
OK, Left.
As long as his politics go the same way.

Or he buys me a pint with his pocket money! (Would that count as a tax rebate?)
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: BC54 VFC on September 26, 2011, 10:13:36 PM
Worth noting that once those of us at the match became aware he was present there were a few renditions of:-

This country is ours,
This country is ours,
Cameron's a Villa fan,
This country is ours.

And if that catches on I'll be seriously worried about who I'm mixing with at games.

Can we not just quietly ignore the embarrassment of having the current PM as a fan?

Thankfully I didn't see him yesterday, or hear that chant - around by us it was "who's the twat in the hat?", did Cameron have a hat on earlier?

As more people voted for the Tories at the last election than any other party I would imagine that there were more Tory voters than those for any other party in the away end yesterday.
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: pauliewalnuts on September 26, 2011, 10:15:50 PM
Worth noting that once those of us at the match became aware he was present there were a few renditions of:-

This country is ours,
This country is ours,
Cameron's a Villa fan,
This country is ours.

And if that catches on I'll be seriously worried about who I'm mixing with at games.

Can we not just quietly ignore the embarrassment of having the current PM as a fan?

Thankfully I didn't see him yesterday, or hear that chant - around by us it was "who's the twat in the hat?", did Cameron have a hat on earlier?

As more people voted for the Tories at the last election than any other party I would imagine that there were more Tory voters than those for any other party in the away end yesterday.

Only if you assume football supporters are an accurate-ish representation of the country as a whole.
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: Chris Smith on September 26, 2011, 10:42:17 PM
Worth noting that once those of us at the match became aware he was present there were a few renditions of:-

This country is ours,
This country is ours,
Cameron's a Villa fan,
This country is ours.

And if that catches on I'll be seriously worried about who I'm mixing with at games.

Can we not just quietly ignore the embarrassment of having the current PM as a fan?

Thankfully I didn't see him yesterday, or hear that chant - around by us it was "who's the twat in the hat?", did Cameron have a hat on earlier?

As more people voted for the Tories at the last election than any other party I would imagine that there were more Tory voters than those for any other party in the away end yesterday.

Not in Birmingham they didn't. Our city didn't return a single Tory MP.
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: BC54 VFC on September 26, 2011, 11:42:11 PM
Worth noting that once those of us at the match became aware he was present there were a few renditions of:-

This country is ours,
This country is ours,
Cameron's a Villa fan,
This country is ours.

And if that catches on I'll be seriously worried about who I'm mixing with at games.

Can we not just quietly ignore the embarrassment of having the current PM as a fan?

Thankfully I didn't see him yesterday, or hear that chant - around by us it was "who's the twat in the hat?", did Cameron have a hat on earlier?

As more people voted for the Tories at the last election than any other party I would imagine that there were more Tory voters than those for any other party in the away end yesterday.

Not in Birmingham they didn't. Our city didn't return a single Tory MP.

I knew you wouldn't be able to resist responding, Chris! As the front four or five rows (of the away end) seemed to comprise quite a few Londoners - I suspect from London Lions Club - then I expect there would be a few Tories amongst them. By the way, as a down to earth Handsworth Woodian I am no fan of Cameron.
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: joe_c on September 27, 2011, 01:44:21 AM
"Bollocks, you're a ******."
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: Chico Hamilton III on September 27, 2011, 10:53:04 PM
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As the front four or five rows (of the away end) seemed to comprise quite a few Londoners - I suspect from London Lions Club - then I expect there would be a few Tories amongst them

I wasn't one of them - only been to one Villa game since I lost me job in April.

Sticks in my throat seeing that twat grabbing a "man of the people" photo opportunity.

Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: Nev on September 27, 2011, 11:40:52 PM
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As the front four or five rows (of the away end) seemed to comprise quite a few Londoners - I suspect from London Lions Club - then I expect there would be a few Tories amongst them

I wasn't one of them - only been to one Villa game since I lost me job in April.

Sticks in my throat seeing that twat grabbing a "man of the people" photo opportunity.



Dead right, if it suited him, as it did Thatcher, he'd bring the boot down on football fans without a minutes thought.
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: hawkeye on September 27, 2011, 11:45:40 PM
I think some people need to get a bit of perspective.
I havent seen the bit of the Aston Villla constitution where it says that you can only support The Villa if you are a fully paid up member of the Socialist Workers Party or the I have got a great big chip on my shoulder party.
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: pauliewalnuts on September 27, 2011, 11:52:03 PM
I think some people need to get a bit of perspective.
I havent seen the bit of the Aston Villla constitution where it says that you can only support The Villa if you are a fully paid up member of the Socialist Workers Party or the I have got a great big chip on my shoulder party.

He says, sounding like someone with a chip on his shoulder.
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: Greg N'Ash on September 27, 2011, 11:54:43 PM
I think some people need to get a bit of perspective.
I havent seen the bit of the Aston Villla constitution where it says that you can only support The Villa if you are a fully paid up member of the Socialist Workers Party or the I have got a great big chip on my shoulder party.


true. i don't dislike Cameron because he's a Tory. hell there's been vaguely human ones now and then. I just think he's a retarded inbred knob and perhaps it will rub off on the general public and they'll think all villa fans are. Personally i'd think the same if Clegg or Millband were Villa fans
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: hawkeye on September 27, 2011, 11:58:18 PM
I think some people need to get a bit of perspective.
I havent seen the bit of the Aston Villla constitution where it says that you can only support The Villa if you are a fully paid up member of the Socialist Workers Party or the I have got a great big chip on my shoulder party.

He says, sounding like someone with a chip on his shoulder.
I am level headed, I have got chips on both shoulders
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: MarkM on September 28, 2011, 10:17:28 AM
I think some people need to get a bit of perspective.
I havent seen the bit of the Aston Villla constitution where it says that you can only support The Villa if you are a fully paid up member of the Socialist Workers Party or the I have got a great big chip on my shoulder party.

Havent you spoke to Chris Smith then?
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: Lizz on September 28, 2011, 09:26:00 PM
I think some people need to get a bit of perspective.
I havent seen the bit of the Aston Villla constitution where it says that you can only support The Villa if you are a fully paid up member of the Socialist Workers Party or the I have got a great big chip on my shoulder party.


true. i don't dislike Cameron because he's a Tory. hell there's been vaguely human ones now and then. I just think he's a retarded inbred knob and perhaps it will rub off on the general public and they'll think all villa fans are. Personally i'd think the same if Clegg or Millband were Villa fans

I don't think Cameron is a retarded inbred knob. I think like most people with his upbringing and education he's a supremely confident individual.
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: Greg N'Ash on September 28, 2011, 11:30:45 PM
I think some people need to get a bit of perspective.
I havent seen the bit of the Aston Villla constitution where it says that you can only support The Villa if you are a fully paid up member of the Socialist Workers Party or the I have got a great big chip on my shoulder party.


true. i don't dislike Cameron because he's a Tory. hell there's been vaguely human ones now and then. I just think he's a retarded inbred knob and perhaps it will rub off on the general public and they'll think all villa fans are. Personally i'd think the same if Clegg or Millband were Villa fans

I don't think Cameron is a retarded inbred knob. I think like most people with his upbringing and education he's a supremely confident individual.

really? well i guess the image works for some people, To me he's like 99% of MP's. A total 3rd rater because  a) anyone intelligent wouldn't do it for the pay offered, b) anyone with morals wouldn't get past the party's selection process and c) anyone who wanted to do good would have a natural abhorrance of working and mixing with the people who infest our political system.
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: dave.woodhall on September 28, 2011, 11:34:42 PM
I think some people need to get a bit of perspective.
I havent seen the bit of the Aston Villla constitution where it says that you can only support The Villa if you are a fully paid up member of the Socialist Workers Party or the I have got a great big chip on my shoulder party.


true. i don't dislike Cameron because he's a Tory. hell there's been vaguely human ones now and then. I just think he's a retarded inbred knob and perhaps it will rub off on the general public and they'll think all villa fans are. Personally i'd think the same if Clegg or Millband were Villa fans

I don't think Cameron is a retarded inbred knob. I think like most people with his upbringing and education he's a supremely confident individual.

With a capital W.
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: Somniloquism on September 29, 2011, 12:50:01 PM
I think some people need to get a bit of perspective.
I havent seen the bit of the Aston Villla constitution where it says that you can only support The Villa if you are a fully paid up member of the Socialist Workers Party or the I have got a great big chip on my shoulder party.


true. i don't dislike Cameron because he's a Tory. hell there's been vaguely human ones now and then. I just think he's a retarded inbred knob and perhaps it will rub off on the general public and they'll think all villa fans are. Personally i'd think the same if Clegg or Millband were Villa fans

I don't think Cameron is a retarded inbred knob. I think like most people with his upbringing and education he's a supremely confident individual.

With a capital W.

Windividual??
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on September 29, 2011, 01:24:13 PM
I don't like Cameron at all. But those pictures of him with his young son at the match are really quite touching and take me right back to when I took my son to his first game when he was 5. He's 25 now and still suffers the fate I thrust upon him at such a tender age!

When you are old and senile though. Who is likely to be making the decisions whether you get any state pension, any care home provision, or just someone to change your colostomy bag every couple of days ?
Guessing the education that will be bought for him and the connections established for him in his formative years, I'm going to put my money on young Arthur Cameron having a bigger say than your son.   
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: pauliewalnuts on September 29, 2011, 02:17:07 PM
Did anyone else find themselves thinking how refreshing it is to hear of a young boy called Arthur?

One thing the upper classes get right is their names (except Gideon, and even he had the good sense to stop using it). The lower classes could learn something from them, with all this "Tyler", "Brandon" and "Jordan" nonsense they indulge in.
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: PeterWithe on September 29, 2011, 02:33:48 PM
Did anyone else find themselves thinking how refreshing it is to hear of a young boy called Arthur?

One thing the upper classes get right is their names (except Gideon, and even he had the good sense to stop using it). The lower classes could learn something from them, with all this "Tyler", "Brandon" and "Jordan" nonsense they indulge in.

True enough, the wife's a teacher and some of the names the kids have been saddled with are far more ridiculous than your examples. Although I suppose my name was a bit 'modern' back in the day.
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: Risso on September 29, 2011, 02:41:30 PM
Did anyone else find themselves thinking how refreshing it is to hear of a young boy called Arthur?

One thing the upper classes get right is their names (except Gideon, and even he had the good sense to stop using it). The lower classes could learn something from them, with all this "Tyler", "Brandon" and "Jordan" nonsense they indulge in.

You've got a point, but in a few years time, schools are going to be full of boys called Archie, Harvey and Stanley and the like, as the middle classes think that they're also so highly original.

You missed a name from your list by the way, and that is "Joshua".  Urgh.
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: john e on September 29, 2011, 04:24:30 PM
Did anyone else find themselves thinking how refreshing it is to hear of a young boy called Arthur?

One thing the upper classes get right is their names (except Gideon, and even he had the good sense to stop using it). The lower classes could learn something from them, with all this "Tyler", "Brandon" and "Jordan" nonsense they indulge in.

You've got a point, but in a few years time, schools are going to be full of boys called Archie, Harvey and Stanley and the like, as the middle classes think that they're also so highly original.

You missed a name from your list by the way, and that is "Joshua".  Urgh.



plenty of Afie's about now as well
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: Holte End Stylist on September 29, 2011, 05:01:34 PM
daddy what are we doing here?

well son mommy says with her tattoo and me pretending to support an unfashionable team from a poverty hit area of the country people might be stupid enough to believe i actually care about their plebeian existence......   

hello hurray i prefer the plague to the eton rifles
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: Dave Cooper please on September 29, 2011, 07:46:54 PM
Did anyone else find themselves thinking how refreshing it is to hear of a young boy called Arthur?

One thing the upper classes get right is their names (except Gideon, and even he had the good sense to stop using it). The lower classes could learn something from them, with all this "Tyler", "Brandon" and "Jordan" nonsense they indulge in.

As the Bard of Birkenhead put it so very well:

A woman who described herself as “A little bit Bridget, a little bit Ally, a little bit Sex And The City” and chose to call her baby boy Fred as a childishly rebellious attempt at a clever reaction to those who might have expected her to call him Julian or Rupert. Bit of advice: call him Rupert, it fits, and besides it’s a good name. Don’t be calling him Fred or Archie, with all its cheeky but lovable working class scamp connotations, unless you really do have plans for him to spend his life in William Hill’s waiting for them to weigh in at Newton Abbot.

From: Half Man Half Biscuit: Breaking News - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/cammell-laird-social-club-2002/breaking-news/#ixzz1ZMuszvHp
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: Nirog72 on September 29, 2011, 07:54:46 PM
Greg, can't be arsed with the quote thing but PM's salary is a fraction (and a small one at that) at what they then earn in other ways. If nothing else their post PM 'duties' guarantee pretty much a millionaire lifestyle.
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: saunders_heroes on September 29, 2011, 08:00:20 PM
daddy what are we doing here?

well son mommy says with her tattoo and me pretending to support an unfashionable team from a poverty hit area of the country people might be stupid enough to believe i actually care about their plebeian existence......   

hello hurray i prefer the plague to the eton rifles

Christ, you make us sound like we're a Doncaster or Crewe. We're Aston Villa FC, not some f#ckin no mark from the lower leagues. Get a grip.
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: Nirog72 on September 29, 2011, 08:03:16 PM
Dave -  we're on our way to a tremendous victory here son

Arthur - Have you taken your medicine Dad

Dave - Wooble
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: frankmosswasmyuncle on September 29, 2011, 08:03:34 PM
Cameron's already a millionaire.
As you imply Nirog, he's just laying down the foundations now for the big bucks that will follow when he's not PM or Tory leader any longer. Bastard!
Caption: I'll just pull this weird face to make it look like I'm interested   
or   
Ooh dear, far too many immigrants on the pitch! Where's all the English chappies?
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: BC54 VFC on September 29, 2011, 08:05:34 PM
Did anyone else find themselves thinking how refreshing it is to hear of a young boy called Arthur?

One thing the upper classes get right is their names (except Gideon, and even he had the good sense to stop using it). The lower classes could learn something from them, with all this "Tyler", "Brandon" and "Jordan" nonsense they indulge in.

Quite; my wife's new class of Year 1's includes: Shanade, Shanice and Alivia - yes all spelt like that!!
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: Nirog72 on September 29, 2011, 08:06:46 PM
fmwmu - that puts him on a par with every PM I've experienced in my life (39 years so far). Labour, Tory, all the same frankly. Still this isn't a political debate!!

Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: frankmosswasmyuncle on September 29, 2011, 08:17:36 PM
fmwmu - that puts him on a par with every PM I've experienced in my life (39 years so far). Labour, Tory, all the same frankly. Still this isn't a political debate!!


that's my point really nirog - pm position is just a stepping stone to big bucks. they want to make the world a better place - especially for themselves! agree 100% mate!
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: Nirog72 on September 29, 2011, 08:24:50 PM
I think the fact he brings his boy to the football though is great. He doesn't have to at all and while others see this as a form of support gathering, I see it as something pretty cool. To me it looked like a Dad and his son having a great night out together (result would have helped). I have nothing but respect for that.
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: D.boy on September 29, 2011, 08:33:30 PM
Did anyone else find themselves thinking how refreshing it is to hear of a young boy called Arthur?

One thing the upper classes get right is their names (except Gideon, and even he had the good sense to stop using it). The lower classes could learn something from them, with all this "Tyler", "Brandon" and "Jordan" nonsense they indulge in.

Quite; my wife's new class of Year 1's includes: Shanade, Shanice and Alivia - yes all spelt like that!!
There's nowt wrong with the name Tyler you snobs.
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: pauliewalnuts on September 29, 2011, 11:38:24 PM
Did anyone else find themselves thinking how refreshing it is to hear of a young boy called Arthur?

One thing the upper classes get right is their names (except Gideon, and even he had the good sense to stop using it). The lower classes could learn something from them, with all this "Tyler", "Brandon" and "Jordan" nonsense they indulge in.

Quite; my wife's new class of Year 1's includes: Shanade, Shanice and Alivia - yes all spelt like that!!
There's nowt wrong with the name Tyler you snobs.

No, there isn't, not if you live in a trailer park in Arkansas, but if you live in the UK, it sounds a bit daft.

It's only slightly better than calling your kid "Skeeter" or "Beavis", but that's just my personal opinion.
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: Holte End Stylist on September 30, 2011, 01:23:16 AM
daddy what are we doing here?

well son mommy says with her tattoo and me pretending to support an unfashionable team from a poverty hit area of the country people might be stupid enough to believe i actually care about their plebeian existence......   

hello hurray i prefer the plague to the eton rifles

Christ, you make us sound like we're a Doncaster or Crewe. We're Aston Villa FC, not some f#ckin no mark from the lower leagues. Get a grip.
HARDLY SERIOUS CAPTION THREAD!!!!! think perhaps you need to get a grip as you put it ;)
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: D.boy on September 30, 2011, 06:49:18 PM
Did anyone else find themselves thinking how refreshing it is to hear of a young boy called Arthur?

One thing the upper classes get right is their names (except Gideon, and even he had the good sense to stop using it). The lower classes could learn something from them, with all this "Tyler", "Brandon" and "Jordan" nonsense they indulge in.

Quite; my wife's new class of Year 1's includes: Shanade, Shanice and Alivia - yes all spelt like that!!
There's nowt wrong with the name Tyler you snobs.

No, there isn't, not if you live in a trailer park in Arkansas, but if you live in the UK, it sounds a bit daft.

It's only slightly better than calling your kid "Skeeter" or "Beavis", but that's just my personal opinion.
I find it amusing as a christian name but nothing wrong with the surname as long as you don't name your daughter Ruth.
Title: Re: Captions-Cameron at QPR game.
Post by: pauliewalnuts on September 30, 2011, 08:44:00 PM
Did anyone else find themselves thinking how refreshing it is to hear of a young boy called Arthur?

One thing the upper classes get right is their names (except Gideon, and even he had the good sense to stop using it). The lower classes could learn something from them, with all this "Tyler", "Brandon" and "Jordan" nonsense they indulge in.

Quite; my wife's new class of Year 1's includes: Shanade, Shanice and Alivia - yes all spelt like that!!
There's nowt wrong with the name Tyler you snobs.

No, there isn't, not if you live in a trailer park in Arkansas, but if you live in the UK, it sounds a bit daft.

It's only slightly better than calling your kid "Skeeter" or "Beavis", but that's just my personal opinion.
I find it amusing as a christian name but nothing wrong with the surname as long as you don't name your daughter Ruth.

There's nothing wrong with it as a surname at all - as that's what it is, a surname.

A bloke came to fit our new carpet the other week, he had TYLER tattooed really badly across the back of his neck, with a date underneath.

I was amazed that, not happy with giving his child a rubbish name, he felt he had to have it tattooed across his neck so we all knew it.
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