Heroes & Villains, the Aston Villa fanzine
Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: john e on August 25, 2011, 05:38:34 PM
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Well, would ya. ?
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No I don't think I would.
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I don't think I would either, on balance.
This should really include a poll...
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A very odd question. No.
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Can I just trim my toenails?
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No
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I'd probably decapitate a badger for a Cup Final win if that helps?
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Depends if you're using anaesthetic or not.
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Bizzare. Being of sound(ish) body & mind I'd have to also say no.
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But they have claws.
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Cant believe you went and created this thread on here john e! :D
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To win a league game against a team who many don't even consider rivals? No.
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Have you been watching too much Saw?
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What is the op smoking?
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Have I stumbled into a small heath forum by mistake?
But in answer to the question, well i'd saw yours off John, does that count? ;)
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Cant believe you went and created this thread on here john e! :D
You started it mate
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What *would* people saw their toes off for then?
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What *would* people saw their toes off for then?
A night between the ample breasts of Holly Willoughby. Or Wills Mum from The inbetweeners.
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working with wolves fans yes,but only on my left foot
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I don't think I would either, on balance.
This should really include a poll...
I don't think you'd have a balance if you lost your toes :O)
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Only supporters of small time clubs would countenance the thought of doing such a thing.
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Is this like a voodoo spell thing?
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Only supporters of small time clubs would countenance the thought of doing such a thing.
Blame KRS, it's all his fault,
he gave me the idea on the bluenose thread,
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Hang on a sec...its my fault???!!! lol :D
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No, I've already paid out an arm and a leg for season tickets.
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No, I've already paid out an arm and a leg for season tickets.
;D
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This site gets more bizarre by the day!
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No, I've already paid out an arm and a leg for season tickets.
;D
A few toes would`nt hurt then ........
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Is this like a voodoo spell thing?
Pissing on the corner flags sounds less painful.
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I'm sorry if I lack commitment but I wouldn't saw my toes off if it meant we lost every game this season 10-0
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I have seen us beat Wolves many times over the years without having to lose any toes, so I will take my chances.
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No, because I want to tip toe through the tulips before I die.
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What about if I met a women who wanted to give me a toe job?
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Anybody giving silly answers to this question should learn to toe the line.
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Tough one this but it's a no. All things considered.
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We need to grow up. It's only f in Wolves we playing in a regular League game not Barca in the CL final!
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We need to grow up. It's only f in Wolves we playing in a regular League game not Barca in the CL final!
From that reply are we to infer that you would have your toes sawn off for a win over Barca in the CL final? :o
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No, I have enough trouble walking as it is...
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I think we are at last Finding out who the real fans are on this site and who the pretenders are,
I mean it's only a couple of piggies, not to much to ask in my view
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Would you jump off a cliff if I asked politely if it meant we win on Saturday john e? You could cushion the blow with inflatable arm bands so may get away with just a couple of broken legs if your lucky.
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Would you jump off a cliff if I asked politely if it meant we win on Saturday john e? You could cushion the blow with inflatable arm bands so may get away with just a couple of broken legs if your lucky.
I would jump off definitely, do anything for a win, do anything for Villa, can't go to the match tomorow though as am washing me car
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You're going to wash your car with broken legs? Oh well, mine could do with a good valet once you've finished!
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In the words of Google Chrome when it fucks up, Welll err...this is embarrassing.
edit: just discovered its Mozilla.
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In the words of Google Chrome when it fucks up, Welll err...this is embarrassing.
edit: just discovered its Mozilla.
Nothing embarrassing about having your toes sawn off for the Villa. Just look at the illustrious players who have given their all for the Villa. Steve Hodge, Stewart Downing, Nolberto Solano, that twat who thought we were a suburb of Liverpool and didn't even stay long enough to learn the difference between Brummie and Yam Yam.
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I wouldn't give the cheesey bits from between my tootsies. It is the team on the pitch that have to give-we just pay the money.
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We need to grow up. It's only f in Wolves we playing in a regular League game not Barca in the CL final!
From that reply are we to infer that you would have your toes sawn off for a win over Barca in the CL final? :o
YES YES
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We need to grow up. It's only f in Wolves we playing in a regular League game not Barca in the CL final!
From that reply are we to infer that you would have your toes sawn off for a win over Barca in the CL final? :o
YES YES
Ladies and Gentlemen may I present to you the man who if he lives long enough will never walk again. ;D
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We need to grow up. It's only f in Wolves we playing in a regular League game not Barca in the CL final!
From that reply are we to infer that you would have your toes sawn off for a win over Barca in the CL final? :o
YES YES
Ladies and Gentlemen may I present to you the man who if he lives long enough will never walk again. ;D
None of us will live that long.
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I think it was the words 'sawn off' that reminded me of this story. I'd remembered it being his toe as well. Still good for a laugh either way.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2003744/Sean-Murphy-blasts-finger-shotgun-trying-remove-WART.html
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This man would
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/article183106.ece
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This man would
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/article183106.ece
Villa through and through.
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ALRIGHT, WE'LL CALL IT A DRAW.
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