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Title: John Carew
Post by: Hookeysmith on August 05, 2011, 09:29:59 AM
Heard from a very good source that he is to sign for the dog shit - been having trials with them aparrantly

From hero to zero in a very short space of time  :-\
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: PaulTheVillan on August 05, 2011, 09:31:14 AM
I thought he loved us.

Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: damon loves JT on August 05, 2011, 09:42:47 AM
An acquaintance of mine, fond of ugly girls and rough nightclubs, would describe this arrangement as 'binraking'.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: N'ZMAV on August 05, 2011, 09:45:08 AM
He went to zero with some of his half arsed performances last season.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: luke25 on August 05, 2011, 10:07:23 AM
We had his best years and he's now clearly on a downward spiral, if he signs for them then so be it.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: UsualSuspect on August 05, 2011, 10:14:44 AM
Couldn't give a toss

A bit like his attitude
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on August 05, 2011, 10:18:08 AM
If he plays as well for them as he did for us last season he'll be a great signing. ;D
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: montague on August 05, 2011, 10:27:04 AM
Why shouldnt he - we have binned him out and he is entitled to earn a living.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: PeterWithe on August 05, 2011, 10:29:09 AM
Its a sad day when the best offer he gets is from Blues, relatively they must be paying very poorly these days.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: Dave P on August 05, 2011, 10:32:28 AM
Why shouldnt he - we have binned him out and he is entitled to earn a living.

Exactly.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: N'ZMAV on August 05, 2011, 10:37:48 AM
He's looking for a club that's playing in Europe.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on August 05, 2011, 10:39:45 AM
John Carew Carew
Still earning a bob or two
He's turned a sickly shade of blue
John Carew Carew
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: darren woolley on August 05, 2011, 10:57:01 AM
I didn't think he would sign for the shit let's hope he has a terrible season with them.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: olaftab on August 05, 2011, 11:02:55 AM
If true it is a very sad event. How far has John fallen....tut tut. Let this be a reminder to us all that things can go horribly wrong in life. Shame.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: DeKuip on August 05, 2011, 11:04:48 AM
And I've heard  that it's not now going to happen - don't know whether that's their decision or his, but he's not going there.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: pauliewalnuts on August 05, 2011, 11:13:52 AM
Best of luck to him.

Even in his half-arsed, moping around incarnation he'll score bucketloads against championship defences.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: Phil from the upper holte on August 05, 2011, 11:42:16 AM
Come on down agent carew
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: Hopadop on August 05, 2011, 11:53:28 AM
I bet that ball boy he grabbed has gone all Lady Macbeth
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: Ger Regan on August 05, 2011, 12:10:44 PM
If it happens it'll just confirm what I've always thought about him, not "one of us" at all, and undeserving of the cult status he achieved while he was here.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: TaxDodger on August 05, 2011, 12:12:22 PM
I read somewhere West Ham were in for him. Can't he sign for them instead?
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: Balders on August 05, 2011, 02:58:14 PM
Yeh, Sky Sports Twttier has just said Allardyce has confirmed he's in talks with him.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: Barry Shaw on August 05, 2011, 03:07:25 PM
Always struggled to understand why he was given 'hero' status. Played well 5 times a season and was a lazy so and so. I met him in Vienna and he was a right miserable tw@t and begrudgingly had a photo with us but didn't want to.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: nick harper on August 05, 2011, 03:19:17 PM
Always struggled to understand why he was given 'hero' status. Played well 5 times a season and was a lazy so and so. I met him in Vienna and he was a right miserable tw@t and begrudgingly had a photo with us but didn't want to.

Scored nearly 50 goals in not much more than 100 starts so his record is comparable with our most prolific strikers over the last 40 years. Admittedly the goals were in fits and starts but apart from the last few months, his contribution was significant.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: QBVILLA on August 05, 2011, 03:22:05 PM
Always struggled to understand why he was given 'hero' status. Played well 5 times a season and was a lazy so and so. I met him in Vienna and he was a right miserable tw@t and begrudgingly had a photo with us but didn't want to.

I know i'm in the minority but I never took to Angel.An abundance of ability but was IMO a big let down.We've had lots of playesr down teh years who've divided opinions.On his day Carew was unplayable, but he didn't do it often enough.Truth be told had he been consistent we probably would never have signed him in the first place as he'd have a top 4 player.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: saunders_heroes on August 05, 2011, 03:22:41 PM
Always struggled to understand why he was given 'hero' status. Played well 5 times a season and was a lazy so and so. I met him in Vienna and he was a right miserable tw@t and begrudgingly had a photo with us but didn't want to.

Scored nearly 50 goals in not much more than 100 starts so his record is comparable with our most prolific strikers over the last 40 years. Admittedly the goals were in fits and starts but apart from the last few months, his contribution was significant.

37 league goals in 113 appearances. Not bad, but not as good as you make out.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: pooligan on August 05, 2011, 03:24:11 PM
I remember reading last season something about him buying a new flat in London,so would make sense for him to sign for Wet Spam ,lots more strip clubs for him to frequent ,but who cares where he ends up.   
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: luke95 on August 05, 2011, 04:02:02 PM
Always struggled to understand why he was given 'hero' status. Played well 5 times a season and was a lazy so and so. I met him in Vienna and he was a right miserable tw@t and begrudgingly had a photo with us but didn't want to.

Scored nearly 50 goals in not much more than 100 starts so his record is comparable with our most prolific strikers over the last 40 years. Admittedly the goals were in fits and starts but apart from the last few months, his contribution was significant.

37 league goals in 113 appearances. Not bad, but not as good as you make out.

Bettered by how many other villa strikers over the past 20 yrs or so ?
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: not3bad on August 05, 2011, 05:00:54 PM
Yeh, Sky Sports Twttier has just said Allardyce has confirmed he's in talks with him.

John Carew Carew
Still playing in Claret & Blue
Coming to a strip club near you (if you live in the East End)
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: Shrek on August 05, 2011, 05:12:04 PM
48 goals in 132 appearances.

Our top goal scorer 3 years running and had a great rapier with us fans.

Deserves abit of respect in my opinion!
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: nick harper on August 05, 2011, 05:15:29 PM
48 goals in 132 appearances.

Our top goal scorer 3 years running and had a great rapier with us fans.

Deserves abit of respect in my opinion!

The 132 games includes 28 as sub so pretty impressive overall.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: Rigadon on August 05, 2011, 05:19:22 PM
As others have said, he is plying his ever-decreasing-in-quality trade at a small club in a lower division.  Lots of players do it and he probably has a house here - I'd file this under 'meh'. 
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: villa for life on August 05, 2011, 05:25:19 PM
Better than Baros anyway (who he was swapped for).
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: john e on August 05, 2011, 05:38:29 PM
i heard he was asked something like ' do you think you will ever go back to VP again' and he said 'yes, as a fan'
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: Ger Regan on August 05, 2011, 05:40:08 PM
48 goals in 132 appearances.

Our top goal scorer 3 years running and had a great rapier with us fans.

Deserves abit of respect in my opinion!
A bit of respect, yes. It's a pretty impressive record (one that should hopefully be bettered by Bent). But he also showed us a great deal of disrespect off the field, which is the main reason that I dislike him.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: supertom on August 05, 2011, 06:03:09 PM
I'm very surprised that he's not been signed yet. His workrate is questionable, but as we've seen, he's unplayable on his day. I loved the guy. For all his faults, his goal record (at least for O Neill) was excellent and he scored some crackers at that. I'd have thought he'd be looking at Premier League, or a decent league somewhere. Not the championship. He's far too good for that, and his wages are too high.

Good luck to him though. I wish he was still playing for us in all honesty. As frustrating as he could be, he could still get a goal from nothing. When he was on it, he was a joy to watch.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: Villa'Zawg on August 05, 2011, 06:19:00 PM
I don't believe for one second that he would agree to a trial with Blues. As for his record...

...
 This is a cross-section of key Aston Villa players taken from John Lerwill’s website, listed according to average goals per game in all 1st class matches (league and cup). I’ve included John Carew’s stats taken from Soccerbase.com, in correct order. The first entry is according to his record under Martin O’Neill and the second includes the 11 games he played this season. 

Gray, Andy     Centre-forward     141     69     2.04     1975     1979     Sco     Also a second spell 1985-87 at end of his career.
Ford, Trevor    Centre-forward    128    61    2.10    1947    1950    Wal    
Thompson, Tommy    Forward    165    76    2.17    1950    1955    Eng    
Walker, Billy    Inside-forward    531    244    2.18    1920    1933    Eng    An England captain.
Dickson, Ian    Centre-forward    83    38    2.18    1921    1923    zzz    
Stephenson, Clem    Forward    217    96    2.26    1910    1921    zzz    Brother to George. In list of 100 top-players in English league football.
Platt, David    Midfield (attacking)    155    68    2.28    1988    1991    Eng    
Houghton, Eric    Wing-forward    392    170    2.31    1927    1946    Eng    Subsequent team manager at AVFC and also a director.
Dougan, Derek    Centre-forward    60    26    2.31    1961    1963    NI    
Garratty, Billy    Forward    260    112    2.32    1897    1908    Eng    
Carew, John    Forward    122    52    2.34    2007    2010    Nor    
Johnson, George    Forward    111    47    2.36    1898    1904    zzz    
Hodgetts, Denny    Forward    218    90    2.42    1886    1896    Eng    Club vice-president to death (1944).
Thomson, Bobby    Forward (and wing-half)    172    70    2.46    1959    1964    zzz    
Burrows, Harry    Wing-forward    181    73    2.48    1960    1965    zzz    
Withe, Peter    Centre-forward    233    92    2.53    1980    1985    Eng    
McInally, Alan    Centre-forward    71    28    2.54    1987    1989    zzz    
Pace, Derek    Centre-forward    107    42    2.55    1954    1957    zzz    Unlucky to be reserve for the 1957 Cup Final.
Carew, John    Forward    133    52    2.55    2007    2010    Nor    
Bache, Joe    Inside-forward    474    184    2.57    1900    1915    Eng    Captain of 'renaissance' side of 1909-14.
Shaw, Gary    Striker    213    79    2.70    1979    1988    zzz    A marvellous player whose career was blighted by injury.
Leonard, Keith    Centre-forward    47    17    2.76    1972    1975    zzz    Promising career blighted by injury.
Deehan, John    Striker    139    50    2.78    1975    1979    zzz    
Cowan, John    Wing-forward    70    25    2.80    1895    1899    zzz    Brother of James.
McParland, Peter    Wing-forward    341    121    2.82    1954    1962    NI    
Walsh, Dave    Centre-forward    114    40    2.85    1951    1955    Ire    
Chester, Reg    Wing-forward    97    34    2.85    1924    1935    zzz    
Graydon, Ray    Wing-forward    232    81    2.86    1971    1977    zzz    
Rideout, Paul    Centre-forward    63    22    2.86    1983    1985    zzz    
Walters, Joey    Forward    122    42    2.90    1906    1912    zzz    
Yorke, Dwight    Centre-forward    287    98    2.93    1990    1998    Tri    
Saunders, Dean    Centre-forward    144    49    2.94    1992    1995    Wal    
Dixon, Johnny    Forward    430    144    2.99    1946    1961    zzz    Captain of 1957 Cup-winning side.

 John Lerwill - Key AV Players - Clicky (http://www.lerwill-life.org.uk/astonvilla/avkeyplayers.htm)


Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: bob on August 05, 2011, 07:42:10 PM
I saw him at Rugby railway staton not long before he left.

Wasn't as big as I thought.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: Bottom Right 89 on August 05, 2011, 07:52:22 PM
37 league goals in 113 appearances. Not bad, but not as good as you make out.
A 1 in 3 strike rate playing up front for Villa - Not bad? I'd say that was equivalent of getting blood out of a stone.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: pauliewalnuts on August 05, 2011, 07:56:18 PM
Are those our players with the best games per goal ratio in that list?
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on August 05, 2011, 08:20:51 PM
48 goals in 132 appearances.

Our top goal scorer 3 years running and had a great rapier with us fans.

Deserves abit of respect in my opinion!
Any one with a great "rapier" deserves respect or he'll stab you with it. :)
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: Villa'Zawg on August 05, 2011, 08:24:33 PM
Are those our players with the best games per goal ratio in that list?

It's a cross section taken from a list of key AV players on Lerwill's website, so may not include every top scorer. There are another 15 players ahead of Andy Gray but none from the modern era.

 John Lerwill - Key AV Players - Clicky (http://www.lerwill-life.org.uk/astonvilla/avkeyplayers.htm)

Click on the "Av. Games per Goal" column to sort

 
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: Greg N'Ash on August 05, 2011, 08:32:05 PM
One of MON's better siginings i guess. Just got too unreliable as time went on with his numerous "injuries" Probably should have left a year before he did  and would have been remembered better for it. Can't help feeling he could have been a world beater if his heart was in it, but then we wouldn't have been able to sign him.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: JJ-AV on August 05, 2011, 08:41:03 PM
His goals to minutes ratio was fantastic.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: Eigentor on August 05, 2011, 09:13:08 PM
His goals to minutes ratio was fantastic.

Not to mention his goals to running ratio.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: PaulTheVillan on August 05, 2011, 09:57:58 PM
I'll never forget being at Reading. Other than that, I've forget most of everything he did
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: luke25 on August 05, 2011, 10:01:15 PM
I'll never forget being at Reading. Other than that, I've forget most of everything he did
One of my favourite away days ever xDAYDREAMx
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: Dave Cooper please on August 05, 2011, 10:02:35 PM
Being rejected by Sturk, for whom you would have thought he'd be the ideal target man, tells you all you need to know about where Carew is right now.
He had a couple of good seasons with us, but you have the feeling that with just a bit of application on his part they could have been great seasons. He's been like that all his career, one good season, one okay, then off to pastures new.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: Clampy on August 05, 2011, 10:05:42 PM
I'll never forget being at Reading. Other than that, I've forget most of everything he did
One of my favourite away days ever xDAYDREAMx

Yes, he was superb at Reading, well the 2nd half anyway. The sing-a-long in the pub just outside Reading after the game was especiallly good.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: gervilla on August 05, 2011, 10:54:27 PM
He showed us how good he could be when he could be arsed and how pathetic he could be when he couldn't be arsed.
Talent but more-so a waste of talent.
Sad.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: The Left Side on August 05, 2011, 11:47:24 PM
He'll start off well and then not do much for the rest of his contract and hopefully he will drain them of some much needed cash.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: cdbearsfan on August 05, 2011, 11:56:37 PM
I heard the reason he didn't sign for Stoke is because his back is badly fucked. If so, he might not play for anyone again.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: pauliewalnuts on August 06, 2011, 12:14:03 AM
Are those our players with the best games per goal ratio in that list?

It's a cross section taken from a list of key AV players on Lerwill's website, so may not include every top scorer. There are another 15 players ahead of Andy Gray but none from the modern era.

 John Lerwill - Key AV Players - Clicky (http://www.lerwill-life.org.uk/astonvilla/avkeyplayers.htm)

Click on the "Av. Games per Goal" column to sort

 

Interesting, but it doesn't just not include every top scorer, it misses out loads of them. Still, that doesn't negate the fact he was a decent striker in his day.

I liked Carew. MON was right when he said that, on his day, he was unplayable. Towards the end, though, he was a half arsed shambling wreck, which is a shame.

He had enough talent to be one of the top players, I think. He just needed to have the perfect attitude to go with it, but didn't.

Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: Villa'Zawg on August 06, 2011, 12:32:39 AM
Are those our players with the best games per goal ratio in that list?

It's a cross section taken from a list of key AV players on Lerwill's website, so may not include every top scorer. There are another 15 players ahead of Andy Gray but none from the modern era.

 John Lerwill - Key AV Players - Clicky (http://www.lerwill-life.org.uk/astonvilla/avkeyplayers.htm)

Click on the "Av. Games per Goal" column to sort

 

Interesting, but it doesn't just not include every top scorer, it misses out loads of them. Still, that doesn't negate the fact he was a decent striker in his day.

I liked Carew. MON was right when he said that, on his day, he was unplayable. Towards the end, though, he was a half arsed shambling wreck, which is a shame.

He had enough talent to be one of the top players, I think. He just needed to have the perfect attitude to go with it, but didn't.



He was one of the top 10 strikers in the PL during his time under O'Neill and he wasn't a shambling wreck at the end of the season before last (12 goals Jan to May). He was prolific, no other word for it.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: pauliewalnuts on August 06, 2011, 12:36:32 AM
Are those our players with the best games per goal ratio in that list?

It's a cross section taken from a list of key AV players on Lerwill's website, so may not include every top scorer. There are another 15 players ahead of Andy Gray but none from the modern era.

 John Lerwill - Key AV Players - Clicky (http://www.lerwill-life.org.uk/astonvilla/avkeyplayers.htm)

Click on the "Av. Games per Goal" column to sort

 

Interesting, but it doesn't just not include every top scorer, it misses out loads of them. Still, that doesn't negate the fact he was a decent striker in his day.

I liked Carew. MON was right when he said that, on his day, he was unplayable. Towards the end, though, he was a half arsed shambling wreck, which is a shame.

He had enough talent to be one of the top players, I think. He just needed to have the perfect attitude to go with it, but didn't.



He was one of the top 10 strikers in the PL during his time under O'Neill and he wasn't a shambling wreck at the end of the season before last (12 goals Jan to May). He was prolific, no other word for it.


And what about last season?

In the last several games I saw him play for us, he was an absolute shambling wreck. I am happy to blame Houllier for lots of things, but Carew's extended run of bobbing around the pitch like he was stoned isn't one of them.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: phantom limb on August 06, 2011, 12:48:43 AM
Don't do it John, it's akin to suckling at at a diseased teat of filth and pain.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: Villa'Zawg on August 06, 2011, 12:57:53 AM
Are those our players with the best games per goal ratio in that list?

It's a cross section taken from a list of key AV players on Lerwill's website, so may not include every top scorer. There are another 15 players ahead of Andy Gray but none from the modern era.

 John Lerwill - Key AV Players - Clicky (http://www.lerwill-life.org.uk/astonvilla/avkeyplayers.htm)

Click on the "Av. Games per Goal" column to sort

 

Interesting, but it doesn't just not include every top scorer, it misses out loads of them. Still, that doesn't negate the fact he was a decent striker in his day.

I liked Carew. MON was right when he said that, on his day, he was unplayable. Towards the end, though, he was a half arsed shambling wreck, which is a shame.

He had enough talent to be one of the top players, I think. He just needed to have the perfect attitude to go with it, but didn't.



He was one of the top 10 strikers in the PL during his time under O'Neill and he wasn't a shambling wreck at the end of the season before last (12 goals Jan to May). He was prolific, no other word for it.


And what about last season?

In the last several games I saw him play for us, he was an absolute shambling wreck. I am happy to blame Houllier for lots of things, but Carew's extended run of bobbing around the pitch like he was stoned isn't one of them.


Fair enough but for me it epitomised Houllier.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: the_Lergy on August 06, 2011, 09:12:44 AM
Are those our players with the best games per goal ratio in that list?

It's a cross section taken from a list of key AV players on Lerwill's website, so may not include every top scorer.

...

I am pretty sure it does include all, mate. If anyone spots anyone that should be in my list please let me know, but I spent a lot of time on it to include pretty well anyone who has had a significant playing part in Villa's history.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: Villa'Zawg on August 06, 2011, 09:40:49 AM
Are those our players with the best games per goal ratio in that list?

It's a cross section taken from a list of key AV players on Lerwill's website, so may not include every top scorer.

...

I am pretty sure it does include all, mate. If anyone spots anyone that should be in my list please let me know, but I spent a lot of time on it to include pretty well anyone who has had a significant playing part in Villa's history.

Thank you John. I couldn't think of anyone significant missing from the database, it's a very useful resource.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: Risso on August 06, 2011, 10:11:17 AM
John Carew looked well out of sorts last season, but he was in good company with lots of other players who'd had good seasons the year before who also looked out of sorts under Houllier.  See Dunne, Collins, Warnock, Agbonlahor etc.  Houllier was an utter disaster from start to finish, and we're well rid of him.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: WALTERS WARRIORS on August 06, 2011, 10:49:41 AM
Carew having medical at West Ham ........
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: cdbearsfan on August 06, 2011, 11:04:29 AM
Are those our players with the best games per goal ratio in that list?

It's a cross section taken from a list of key AV players on Lerwill's website, so may not include every top scorer.

...

I am pretty sure it does include all, mate. If anyone spots anyone that should be in my list please let me know, but I spent a lot of time on it to include pretty well anyone who has had a significant playing part in Villa's history.

Fuck off you prick. Go sue some other club.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: joe_c on August 06, 2011, 12:22:00 PM
Are those our players with the best games per goal ratio in that list?

It's a cross section taken from a list of key AV players on Lerwill's website, so may not include every top scorer.

...

I am pretty sure it does include all, mate. If anyone spots anyone that should be in my list please let me know, but I spent a lot of time on it to include pretty well anyone who has had a significant playing part in Villa's history.

Fuck off you prick. Go sue some other club.

That's not an appropriate comment, and I'd say an apology is in order.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: Villa'Zawg on August 06, 2011, 01:12:25 PM
Are those our players with the best games per goal ratio in that list?

It's a cross section taken from a list of key AV players on Lerwill's website, so may not include every top scorer.

...

I am pretty sure it does include all, mate. If anyone spots anyone that should be in my list please let me know, but I spent a lot of time on it to include pretty well anyone who has had a significant playing part in Villa's history.

Fuck off you prick. Go sue some other club.

There's no need for that at all.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: cdbearsfan on August 06, 2011, 01:14:09 PM
Why not... he sued the club. I'm not going to have banter with him about his book.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: TheSandman on August 06, 2011, 01:40:08 PM
I wish Carew all the best at West Ham as he was a fairly decent player for us but I refuse to deify him like some seem to do. I wouldn't class him as a legend for example.

Whilst some of our players definitely seemed to underperform under Houllier I think Carew's issues were more based around his decline as a player. Indeed, I'd say that people who think that some of the players who were poor under Houllier will be much better next season are in for a rude awakening.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: pauliewalnuts on August 06, 2011, 01:41:53 PM
Are those our players with the best games per goal ratio in that list?

It's a cross section taken from a list of key AV players on Lerwill's website, so may not include every top scorer.

...

I am pretty sure it does include all, mate. If anyone spots anyone that should be in my list please let me know, but I spent a lot of time on it to include pretty well anyone who has had a significant playing part in Villa's history.

Sorry, I meant Villadawg's list not including all, not your database.. I was wondering where Pongo Waring was.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: saunders_heroes on August 06, 2011, 01:45:44 PM
Why not... he sued the club. I'm not going to have banter with him about his book.

Less of the abuse. Even Villa can be guilty of unfair dismissal you know.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: cdbearsfan on August 06, 2011, 01:53:43 PM
Why not... he sued the club. I'm not going to have banter with him about his book.

Less of the abuse. Even Villa can be guilty of unfair dismissal you know.

I don't think it would be wise to debate the ins and outs of the case here. I do think he came across as an idiot before the case when he posted on this website, which is why I don't particularly like him... especially as he only comes on here to discuss/promote his website.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: cdbearsfan on August 06, 2011, 02:13:37 PM
I had a look at John Lerwill's posts to see if it backed up my claim that he only posts for self-promotion and found this...

"As I've stated on my blog:

"There were some things I stated on the H & V thread which (reflecting upon it in the cold light of day) were probably not best said (and I admitted as such at the Tribunal), but, even so, we're all Villa supporters and it's part of the whole issue of being such that we upset one another from time to time. We all get emotional about things we care about and, indeed, the whole matter occurred after going through a long period of personal stress.

"Certainly, no harm was meant to individuals nor to the club on my part. It was a 'storm in a teacup' as so many people have described it."

Please see http://aston-villa-views.blogspot.com/

John Lerwill"


On the basis that The Lergy seems to acknowledge that some of the things he said were "probably best not said", I withdraw my outburst and apologise.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: the_Lergy on August 06, 2011, 02:29:39 PM
[quote author=cdvillafan link=topic=44385.msg1859525#msg1859525 ...The Lergy seems to acknowledge that some of the things he said were "probably best not said", I withdraw my outburst and apologise.
[/quote]

Think nothing of it mate. The whole thing was a misguided affair really (not just on my part), but though Villa may well have been in the right to say to me, "Cut it out, John, this ain't very good...", they were way off beam in sacking me - as substantiated in the very detailed findings of the case.

As I've said, I'm not bearing any malice and Aston Villa is still by far the best club around as far as I am concerned.

Anyway, cdvillan, you've shown big balls in apologising and that's really appreciated. :-) Good luck to everyone on this forum.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: eastie on August 06, 2011, 02:32:03 PM
well said lergy , and congrats cd on having big balls.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: cdbearsfan on August 06, 2011, 02:32:48 PM
congrats cd on having big balls.

Err... was that you peering through my curtains this morning?
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: Villa'Zawg on August 06, 2011, 04:43:00 PM
...
Sorry, I meant Villadawg's list not including all, not your database.. I was wondering where Pongo Waring was.

 "There are another 15 players ahead of Andy Gray but none from the modern era. "
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: Michel Sibble on August 06, 2011, 10:36:31 PM
Carew signs for the Spammers.

Best of luck big man.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: Toronto Villa on August 06, 2011, 11:09:41 PM
good luck to him. Hope he whacks in a few when they play the shit. He'll be a good signing for them and right up Allardyce's street for a season to help get them promoted. Carew isn't a PL forward anymore, but if he can keep himself glued together, he'll terrorize the Championship defences. He's also in London so he won't have to go too far to find his favourite nightclubs either.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: saunders_heroes on August 06, 2011, 11:19:01 PM
The Sty dwellers were getting all excited this week when there was talk of him joining the great unwashed. :-)
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: garyshawsknee on August 06, 2011, 11:22:57 PM
Fathers of Romford are sweating as we speak.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: bertlambshank on August 06, 2011, 11:42:20 PM
The Lergy is back.Who as been lifting stones then?
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: eamonn on August 07, 2011, 05:08:17 AM
Carew is still only 31...he'll have some regrets when he's retired (and nice nubile women aren't sharing his bed).
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: willywombat on August 07, 2011, 08:50:29 AM
Got to laugh, someone I know works for small heath and sent me a message last week to say that Carew was in talks with them and how he was going to come back to VP in a blose shirt and score the winner at the Holte End. He was then supposed to pick up a ball-boy, chuck him into the crowd and run the length of the Holte End giving it the big Steven Carr. I quite enjoyed telling him he has signed for West Ham
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: Towser on November 16, 2022, 10:29:42 AM
John Carew jailed for 14 months https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-11434295/Ex-Aston-Villa-Norway-striker-John-Carew-jailed-14-MONTHS-tax-evasion.html
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: pauliewalnuts on November 16, 2022, 10:31:56 AM
I bet Norwegian slammers are more or less like a refurbished Premier Inn, mind.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: LeeB on November 16, 2022, 10:35:03 AM
I bet Norwegian slammers are more or less like a refurbished Premier Inn, mind.

Like the Castle Anthrax in Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: Brend'Watkins on November 16, 2022, 10:40:03 AM
A bigger tax bill than me or you...
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: pauliewalnuts on November 16, 2022, 10:49:04 AM
*insert that George Best 'and the rest i just squandered' quote, whatever it was, here*
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: PeterWithe on November 16, 2022, 11:37:32 AM
No recollection at all of him playing for West Ham or Stoke.

Last time I saw him he was in a box just behind me at VP with HRH Prince William, or whatever he's called now.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: eamonn on November 16, 2022, 11:40:25 AM
O'Neill mentioned him a lot in his Villa-chats while hawking his book on Villa podcasts last week (the ignominy the mighty must suffer just to shill some rubes). His fondness for Carew was evident but it sounds like he tested the patience of the manager with off-field distractions.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: London Villan on November 16, 2022, 11:51:20 AM
On his day he was unplayable - on the other days he looked like he was distracted by his life away from football...
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: Monty on November 16, 2022, 11:55:51 AM
Oh John.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: KevinGage on November 16, 2022, 12:14:57 PM
Say it ain't so, John.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: Brazilian Villain on November 16, 2022, 12:14:59 PM
If it had been UK tax he might have been able to pull a few strings with HMRC.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: Bad English on November 16, 2022, 12:15:21 PM
He robs more than me or you,
In prison a year or two...
Title: 10% Villa- John Carew jailed.
Post by: manic-road on November 16, 2022, 01:28:22 PM
John Carew, who played more than 160 games for Aston Villa, Stoke and West Ham, scoring over 50 times, was sent to prison for 14 months in his native Norway on Wednesday.

Carew, 43, has also been told to pay a whopping fine of £45,353 (540,000 in Norwegian kroner) for evading taxes of more than £450,000.

The judge presiding in the case said Mr Carew had shown "gross negligence" - but that he could have been given a much longer jail sentence of two years and 7 months if it could be proven that he had evaded taxes on purpose.

"According to the evidence presented, the court cannot see that there is a cover for Carew's decision not to disclose his income and assets, even if the description of the offence was thereby fulfilled," the judge said in his judgement.

"In the court's view, there is nothing in the evidence that supports such a hypothesis."
Title: Re: 10% Villa- John Carew jailed.
Post by: manic-road on November 16, 2022, 01:30:50 PM
Just seen it's already on another thread, can this be deleted?
Title: Re: 10% Villa- John Carew jailed.
Post by: Hookeysmith on November 16, 2022, 01:30:59 PM
Always amazes me that rich people like this do not have decent accountants to address all this shit
Title: Re: 10% Villa- John Carew jailed.
Post by: Brazilian Villain on November 16, 2022, 02:03:17 PM
Always amazes me that rich people like this do not have decent accountants to address all this shit

If you believe some on here, that's an oxymoron. ;)
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: Bernie on November 16, 2022, 02:25:56 PM
His fine of £45k must be equivalent to about 3  glasses of beer in Norway?
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: SaddVillan on November 16, 2022, 02:43:01 PM
From banging them in..... to being banged up.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: Edvard Remberg on November 16, 2022, 04:08:56 PM
It is the nordic system, that if you spend more than 50% of the year in the country, you need to pay taxes there, no matter what your residence is. Seems like just negligence - not "counting" how much time he has spent in Norway.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on November 16, 2022, 05:52:58 PM
If it had been UK tax he might have been able to pull a few strings with HMRC.

You do know it changed recently ?
From HMRC to HMRC.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: KevinGage on November 16, 2022, 06:05:39 PM
It is the nordic system, that if you spend more than 50% of the year in the country, you need to pay taxes there, no matter what your residence is. Seems like just negligence - not "counting" how much time he has spent in Norway.

Seems brutal to be looking at a custodial.

Particularly as he hasn't deliberately tried to mislead the authorities.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: Drummond on November 16, 2022, 06:07:42 PM
Can't be proven he tried.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: UK Redsox on November 16, 2022, 06:27:07 PM
If it had been UK tax he might have been able to pull a few strings with HMRC.

You do know it changed recently ?
From HMRC to HMRC.

And neither of them answer their fecking phone
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on November 16, 2022, 06:36:02 PM
It is the nordic system, that if you spend more than 50% of the year in the country, you need to pay taxes there, no matter what your residence is. Seems like just negligence - not "counting" how much time he has spent in Norway.

Seems brutal to be looking at a custodial.

Particularly as he hasn't deliberately tried to mislead the authorities.

A case of ignorantia juris non excusat.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: Simon Page on November 16, 2022, 06:54:01 PM
I wish there was a custodial for anyone who goes above a threshold for non-payment, rising by amount. It might make a few of them think twice.
Title: Re: 10% Villa- John Carew jailed.
Post by: ChicagoLion on November 16, 2022, 07:15:01 PM
Always amazes me that rich people like this do not have decent accountants to address all this shit

If you believe some on here, that's an oxymoron. ;)
:)
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: dcdavecollett on November 22, 2022, 12:18:27 AM
Silly John!

Just get American citizenship, declare yourself to be a corporation and so pay minimal tax.

Job's a good 'un!
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: ChicagoLion on November 22, 2022, 10:13:00 AM
Silly John!

Just get American citizenship, declare yourself to be a corporation and so pay minimal tax.

Job's a good 'un!
I can tell you from experience, it really is not that simple.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: CT Villan on November 22, 2022, 12:30:24 PM
Silly John!

Just get American citizenship, declare yourself to be a corporation and so pay minimal tax.

Job's a good 'un!
I can tell you from experience, it really is not that simple.

Seconded !
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: ChicagoLion on November 22, 2022, 12:37:18 PM
Silly John!

Just get American citizenship, declare yourself to be a corporation and so pay minimal tax.

Job's a good 'un!
I can tell you from experience, it really is not that simple.

Seconded !
Its a common misconception that the US is a low tax country.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: Risso on November 22, 2022, 12:40:15 PM
It depends where in the US you're based.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: ChicagoLion on November 22, 2022, 12:45:24 PM
It depends where in the US you're based.
Not really.Federal Tax is the same everywhere.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: Risso on November 22, 2022, 02:16:31 PM
It depends where in the US you're based.
Not really.Federal Tax is the same everywhere.

Yes I know, 21% which compared to most countries is low. Each state then adds on their own percentage, which I think vary between something like 2% and 12%. Something like that, I don't do much US work.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: paul_e on November 22, 2022, 02:22:10 PM
Delaware always used to the be the 'low-tax' state but I think that's changing now. For a while a huge amount of the 'tech bro' companies were based there.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: Risso on November 22, 2022, 03:11:32 PM
Delaware always used to the be the 'low-tax' state but I think that's changing now. For a while a huge amount of the 'tech bro' companies were based there.

It'll probably always be the corporation capital of the US. Ongoing lack of transparency being the main reason, but it's also got the infrastructure.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: darren woolley on November 22, 2022, 03:11:54 PM
Don't these footballers with all this money have accountants to do there tax returns.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: paul_e on November 22, 2022, 03:25:48 PM
Delaware always used to the be the 'low-tax' state but I think that's changing now. For a while a huge amount of the 'tech bro' companies were based there.

It'll probably always be the corporation capital of the US. Ongoing lack of transparency being the main reason, but it's also got the infrastructure.

Yes, indeed, I mean the low tax part is changing, it's about 10th lowest state now I think.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: Rory on November 22, 2022, 03:32:09 PM
Delaware always used to the be the 'low-tax' state but I think that's changing now. For a while a huge amount of the 'tech bro' companies were based there.

It'll probably always be the corporation capital of the US. Ongoing lack of transparency being the main reason, but it's also got the infrastructure.

Which, I believe, was also one of the reasons Fight Club (the book) was set there.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: paul_e on November 22, 2022, 03:32:57 PM
Don't these footballers with all this money have accountants to do there tax returns.

Carew's problem isn't really about paying tax but rather about residency. There are very strict rules on tax in Norway whereby if you spend more than a certain numbers of days in the country you have to pay tax as a resident, him, or someone working for him, miscaculated the number of days so incorrectly believed he didn't need to pay tax.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: Risso on November 22, 2022, 03:41:55 PM
Don't these footballers with all this money have accountants to do there tax returns.

Carew's problem isn't really about paying tax but rather about residency. There are very strict rules on tax in Norway whereby if you spend more than a certain numbers of days in the country you have to pay tax as a resident, him, or someone working for him, miscaculated the number of days so incorrectly believed he didn't need to pay tax.

It seems ridiculously extreme to send him to prison for what seems like a case of negligence rather than a concerted effort at lillegal evasion. I'm not saying the UK system is perfect, but over here it goes something like:

Do your best to illegally hide your income and assets and don't fess up when found out - criminal charges and possible prison
As above, but hold your hands up and pay up when told to do so - pay the tax, plus big penalty (sometimes 2 x the tax evaded) plus interest. Probably no prison.
Use of a clever avoidance scheme found not to work at a tribunal - penalties and interest, HMRC publishing your name and them watching your every step for the rest of your days
Careless mistake/negligence - depending on the severity, maybe penalties, maybe not, but definitely interest on the tax outstanding.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: paul_e on November 22, 2022, 04:05:23 PM
Don't these footballers with all this money have accountants to do there tax returns.

Carew's problem isn't really about paying tax but rather about residency. There are very strict rules on tax in Norway whereby if you spend more than a certain numbers of days in the country you have to pay tax as a resident, him, or someone working for him, miscaculated the number of days so incorrectly believed he didn't need to pay tax.

It seems ridiculously extreme to send him to prison for what seems like a case of negligence rather than a concerted effort at lillegal evasion. I'm not saying the UK system is perfect, but over here it goes something like:

Do your best to illegally hide your income and assets and don't fess up when found out - criminal charges and possible prison
As above, but hold your hands up and pay up when told to do so - pay the tax, plus big penalty (sometimes 2 x the tax evaded) plus interest. Probably no prison.
Use of a clever avoidance scheme found not to work at a tribunal - penalties and interest, HMRC publishing your name and them watching your every step for the rest of your days
Careless mistake/negligence - depending on the severity, maybe penalties, maybe not, but definitely interest on the tax outstanding.


https://www.euronews.com/2022/11/16/john-carew-ex-footballer-given-jail-term-for-tax-fraud-in-norway

So about as I said but not as simple as miscounting one year.

Where it gets messy is that Norway have a wealth tax so a prolonged perriod of misreporting on residency adds up to a major bill when you have his sort of money. I agree though it does seem a bit excessive. I find myself wondering if him and his team went out of their way to avoid doing the bold bit which made the problems a lot bigger than it could've been.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: Risso on November 22, 2022, 04:08:37 PM
Yes, without knowing the detail it's hard to know the full story. Again though, over here it's not the amount that's as important, as the intention.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: CT Villan on November 22, 2022, 05:09:17 PM
Yes I know, 21% which compared to most countries is low. Each state then adds on their own percentage, which I think vary between something like 2% and 12%. Something like that, I don't do much US work.

For my CT LLC I pay 15% for Medicare and Soc Sec before even entertaining Federal and State Income taxes. Then add Business entity tax / Annual reports, etc...
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: N'ZMAV on November 22, 2022, 07:50:28 PM
all that money and no-one to hide it, move it, launder it, whatever these rich people usually do to not declare it - you'd think he'd have more brains than that.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: paul_e on November 23, 2022, 09:40:49 AM
all that money and no-one to hide it, move it, launder it, whatever these rich people usually do to not declare it - you'd think he'd have more brains than that.

Again this isn't really about tax avoidance (in any form), it's about a misunderstanding of Norwegian residency laws. The money/tax aspect is secondary, which is why the case found him guilty of negligence rather than fraud. The complicated part is how that translates into a fairly significant prison stretch, I haven't found anything to explain why he was given such a heavy punishment.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: ChicagoLion on November 23, 2022, 04:57:32 PM
all that money and no-one to hide it, move it, launder it, whatever these rich people usually do to not declare it - you'd think he'd have more brains than that.

Again this isn't really about tax avoidance (in any form), it's about a misunderstanding of Norwegian residency laws. The money/tax aspect is secondary, which is why the case found him guilty of negligence rather than fraud. The complicated part is how that translates into a fairly significant prison stretch, I haven't found anything to explain why he was given such a heavy punishment.
1. They probably did not believe he did not know the residency laws.
2. He maybe did not co-operate when he was found out.
Thats how it is with the IRS and HMRC.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: paul_e on November 23, 2022, 05:03:01 PM
all that money and no-one to hide it, move it, launder it, whatever these rich people usually do to not declare it - you'd think he'd have more brains than that.

Again this isn't really about tax avoidance (in any form), it's about a misunderstanding of Norwegian residency laws. The money/tax aspect is secondary, which is why the case found him guilty of negligence rather than fraud. The complicated part is how that translates into a fairly significant prison stretch, I haven't found anything to explain why he was given such a heavy punishment.
1. They probably did not believe he did not know the residency laws.
2. He maybe did not co-operate when he was found out.
Thats how it is with the IRS and HMRC.

The judgement suggests they do believe it was in error so I'm not sure about 1. Point 2 seems pretty clearly the problem.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: Edvard Remberg on November 24, 2022, 01:01:36 PM
They (prosecutor) didn't believe he didn't know - this is due to prior warning in 2006 (or thereabouts) that he needed to be careful with the 183 days, so it wasn't something he had no idea bout. Also he hasn't missed by a few days, but has been 200+ days.

If done by intent, I think they said it could be up to 7 years in prison.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: Drummond on November 24, 2022, 02:35:41 PM
My guess is that they couldn't prove intentionality, but could prove he'd done it.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: paul_e on November 24, 2022, 04:22:48 PM
They (prosecutor) didn't believe he didn't know - this is due to prior warning in 2006 (or thereabouts) that he needed to be careful with the 183 days, so it wasn't something he had no idea bout. Also he hasn't missed by a few days, but has been 200+ days.

If done by intent, I think they said it could be up to 7 years in prison.

Ah, interesting, I didn't see that he'd been warned before.

My guess is that they couldn't prove intentionality, but could prove he'd done it.

That seems a fair guess.
Title: Re: John Carew
Post by: ChicagoLion on November 24, 2022, 08:27:29 PM
They (prosecutor) didn't believe he didn't know - this is due to prior warning in 2006 (or thereabouts) that he needed to be careful with the 183 days, so it wasn't something he had no idea bout. Also he hasn't missed by a few days, but has been 200+ days.

If done by intent, I think they said it could be up to 7 years in prison.

Ah, interesting, I didn't see that he'd been warned before.

My guess is that they couldn't prove intentionality, but could prove he'd done it.

That seems a fair guess.
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