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Title: Poll: Who should be Aston Villa Assistant Manager?
Post by: Bottom Right 89 on June 18, 2011, 09:31:42 AM
We're keeping the party going - if like me you're suffering from withdrawal symptons now the race to the Villa dugout is over, this is the next best thing - the New Assistant Manager Poll!

IMO has to be a Villa man (Gary Mac excepted) to mellow some of the anti brigade.

I've ignored his usual henchman Peter Grant and Roy Aitken as this would just fuel the fire.

Dubs for me - his enthusiasm and motivational skills are just what we need in there.
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Post by: The Gruffalo on June 18, 2011, 09:34:23 AM
Paul Tait or Robert Hopkins for me. 
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Post by: PeterWithe on June 18, 2011, 09:37:50 AM
Whoever he wants to be honest, the damage is done. I dont want him to have any excuses.
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Post by: spangley1812 on June 18, 2011, 09:38:04 AM
Ray "stay on your feet" Wilkins
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Post by: mr woo on June 18, 2011, 09:46:21 AM
Jose Mourinho.
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Post by: pooligan on June 18, 2011, 09:48:30 AM
Barry Ferguson player/coach maybe.
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Post by: Mister E on June 18, 2011, 10:01:57 AM
Roy Aitken would certainly light a few fires after his association at VP with DOL.
Title: Re: Who should be Aston Villa Assistant Manager?
Post by: Bottom Right 89 on June 18, 2011, 10:08:12 AM
Paul Tait or Robert Hopkins for me. 
Can you imagine? Thankyou for calling Aston Villa ticket sales, all our operators are busy battering back fans from the door, please try again much later or alternatively hold for season tickets return details. >:(
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Post by: Desi on June 18, 2011, 10:18:23 AM
Roy Aitken is back with DOL coaching in Timbucktoo or some similar footballing outpost.
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Post by: Lambert and Payne on June 18, 2011, 10:32:47 AM
Whoever he wants and thinks is the man for the job to bring success!
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Post by: Rip Van We Go Again on June 18, 2011, 10:51:52 AM
Glenn Roeder.
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Post by: junxs on June 18, 2011, 10:52:07 AM
Whoever he wants and thinks is the man for the job to bring success!

Agree completely and this will be why most people vote for 'other' option.
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Post by: cdbearsfan on June 18, 2011, 10:59:19 AM
Whoever he wants and thinks is the man for the job to bring success!

Agreed.

Unless we can get Messi as player-assistant manager.
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Post by: Big Dick Edwards on June 18, 2011, 11:11:15 AM
McLeish has to be allowed to pick his own assistant.
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Post by: not3bad on June 18, 2011, 11:16:26 AM
Maybe someone with more attacking sensibilities to balance Mcleish's defensive mindset?
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Post by: PONGO49 on June 18, 2011, 11:20:52 AM
this is easy, just think of the person you would hate the most to be at the club then the board will appoint this man....   Robbie Savage
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Post by: chrisf on June 18, 2011, 11:25:32 AM
this is easy, just think of the person you would hate the most to be at the club then the board will appoint this man....   Robbie Savage
That's not funny.
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Post by: PONGO49 on June 18, 2011, 11:26:40 AM
this is easy, just think of the person you would hate the most to be at the club then the board will appoint this man....   Robbie Savage
That's not funny.

After the week we have had would this surprise you
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Post by: AsTallAsLions on June 18, 2011, 11:26:46 AM
Martin, Martin Laursen.
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Post by: mrfuse on June 18, 2011, 11:28:15 AM
who ever he wants
Title: Re: Poll: Who should be Aston Villa Assistant Manager?
Post by: PONGO49 on June 18, 2011, 11:31:28 AM
this is easy, just think of the person you would hate the most to be at the club then the board will appoint this man....   Robbie Savage
That's not funny.

After the week we have had would this surprise you

and Dion Dublin as first team coach
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Post by: JUAN PABLO on June 18, 2011, 11:38:44 AM
Chris Houghton
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Post by: Ads on June 18, 2011, 11:39:56 AM
Who he wants.

I hope we have a got eclectic coaching staff. Maybe a role for Sid and a man with a lot of respect from the players in Kevin Mac.
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Post by: Small Rodent on June 18, 2011, 02:02:19 PM
Paul McCartney
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Post by: Sir Paul Merson on June 18, 2011, 02:17:52 PM
Sid Cowans or Butch Wilkins no way robert Hopkins he's a true bue nose one is enough
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Post by: PaulTheVillan on June 18, 2011, 02:21:02 PM
Ray Wilkins
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Post by: ozzjim on June 18, 2011, 02:29:11 PM
Aye, Wilkins would be great. Shame Steve Clarke is in work up in scouseland.

Someone with a bit of knowledge and flair, and a good forwards coach are my other 2 wishes.
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Post by: The Left Side on June 18, 2011, 06:34:58 PM
Peter Grant, I think they always work together
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Post by: eastie on June 18, 2011, 06:38:03 PM
Peter grant or roy aitken, both have been with eck before and know how he works- a manager must always choose his own staff- no room for sentiment.
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Post by: hilts_coolerking on June 18, 2011, 06:43:27 PM
Whoever McLeish wants.  No point giving him the job and then not allowing him to do it his way.
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Post by: Salsa Party Animal on June 18, 2011, 07:05:53 PM
Someone who will organise our backbone and defence and carry on GH's template to play attacking 4-3-3 formation.
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Post by: olaftab on June 18, 2011, 08:09:45 PM
Ancelotti.
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Post by: TopDeck113 on June 18, 2011, 08:17:52 PM
Whoever he reckons will best fulfil the role.  Ultimately the buck stops with McCleish, so he has to have the person who he wants. 
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Post by: TheSandman on June 18, 2011, 08:21:01 PM
It's up to McLeish. That said if he picks any of those listed in the poll I'd question his sanity.
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Post by: hawkeye on June 18, 2011, 08:34:17 PM
Spinker
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Post by: monkeyboy on June 19, 2011, 01:35:57 PM
Abramovich
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Post by: Toronto Villa on June 19, 2011, 01:39:44 PM
Yoda, with the Jedi Council as coaches. I'd like to see anyone fuck with us after that.
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Post by: Greg N'Ash on June 19, 2011, 01:44:42 PM
Paul Tait - to take the flack away from Mcliesh and Lerner

Fat Baz - Dual role of Dunne's pie minder, and making the stadium look more full on match days
Title: Re: Poll: Who should be Aston Villa Assistant Manager?
Post by: Toronto Villa on June 19, 2011, 01:46:30 PM
Paul Tait - to take the flack away from Mcliesh and Lerner

Fat Baz - Dual role of Dunne's pie minder, and making the stadium look more full on match days

how would you know what the stadium really looks like on match day? You can only see bits of it on television, and it's even worse from your little monitor watching on the internet.
Title: Re: Poll: Who should be Aston Villa Assistant Manager?
Post by: Greg N'Ash on June 19, 2011, 01:48:12 PM
oooh! says the guy in er Toronto

 *grabs handbag*
Title: Re: Poll: Who should be Aston Villa Assistant Manager?
Post by: Toronto Villa on June 19, 2011, 01:54:50 PM
oooh! says the guy in er Toronto

 *grabs handbag*

Inevitable response. Here's where you get to look even more foolish. Seeing as I come home 3 or 4 times a year, I plan it around Villa first team and reserve games. I will put money on the fact that I get to see more games live than you every season greg despite living thousands of miles away.
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Post by: Greg N'Ash on June 19, 2011, 01:57:46 PM
see i never understand people who move as far away from their club as possible and then seem to want a medal for coming back a few times a year. Don't move to another continent - problem solved and shows a bit more commitment i think.
Title: Re: Poll: Who should be Aston Villa Assistant Manager?
Post by: Toronto Villa on June 19, 2011, 02:05:14 PM
see i never understand people who move as far away from their club as possible and then seem to want a medal for coming back a few times a year. Don't move to another continent - problem solved and shows a bit more commitment i think.

life takes you in different directions greg. It's no more difficult a concept to understand than that. I don't want a medal for attending games, but maybe we should offer you one if you were to go down yourself. My living where I do has zero to do with my commitment to Villa. What's your commitment to the club other than being a constant cynic and skeptic?
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Post by: Dave Cooper please on June 19, 2011, 02:07:12 PM
Well I've never really understood anyone who would put supporting a football club above family and work when deciding where to live.
Title: Re: Poll: Who should be Aston Villa Assistant Manager?
Post by: Greg N'Ash on June 19, 2011, 02:18:16 PM
i've done my time during the 80's and 90's when the football was for the most part meh so i reckon i've probably still got a few games on you. Fact is i have been down since my self-imposed exile, but i'm still not convinced things are going to be any different from the ellis years especially after the last week, and you may have appointed yourself Chief Cheerleader of the new Mcliesh era but i will continue to view things in a cynical manner as any fan with common sense would. All i will say about your geographical location is i would never move that far from a club and still support it. You end up like those embarrassing ex-pats who spend their whole time ordering marmite on the internet because they can't stand the "locals food"
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Post by: barrysleftfoot on June 19, 2011, 02:21:49 PM


  Hoddle.

  You watch the young players develop then.
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Post by: pauliewalnuts on June 19, 2011, 02:28:48 PM
I thought the general approach on here was that supporters who don't go to games weren't to be considered "not proper supporters", so it is probably best to stick to that.
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Post by: Greg N'Ash on June 19, 2011, 02:31:22 PM
hey, he decided to play the "i'm a much better Villa fan than  youuuuw" card and pick a fight. Bottom line is people make thier own choices and no-one has any right to question them.
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Post by: Brend'Watkins on June 19, 2011, 02:37:02 PM
It's all about opinions greg and I agree with toronto's opinion on how best to support a club. It's my opinion also that toronto is a much better fan than yowww.  But it's only my opinion.
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Post by: Chris Jameson on June 19, 2011, 02:39:51 PM
see i never understand people who move as far away from their club as possible and then seem to want a medal for coming back a few times a year. Don't move to another continent - problem solved and shows a bit more commitment i think.

Is it already the anniversary? You wheel that old chestnut out once a year Greg, time flies. I've forgotten, do you bother going any longer?
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Post by: Toronto Villa on June 19, 2011, 02:41:03 PM
i've done my time during the 80's and 90's when the football was for the most part meh so i reckon i've probably still got a few games on you. Fact is i have been down since my self-imposed exile, but i'm still not convinced things are going to be any different from the ellis years especially after the last week, and you may have appointed yourself Chief Cheerleader of the new Mcliesh era but i will continue to view things in a cynical manner as any fan with common sense would. All i will say about your geographical location is i would never move that far from a club and still support it. You end up like those embarrassing ex-pats who spend their whole time ordering marmite on the internet because they can't stand the "locals food"

you're knowledge of the world is really restricted to your mum's front room isn't it? Let's look at a few of the laughable things you've said above in isolation:

1) "Fact is i have been down since my self-imposed exile" - you make yourself self out to be some sort of political protester against an oppressive government. How exactly do you go down if you're under the circumstances of your own "exile". Surely if you have gone down even once then then exile has ended.

2) "Chief Cheerleader of the new Mcliesh era" - Tray and find even one post of mine that suggests I have supported the appointment let alone been a cheerleader for it. I won't deny saying that we need to get behind him and give him a chance. You really live in a fairy land of make belief don't you?

3) "i will continue to view things in a cynical manner as any fan with common sense would" - that maybe the funniest thing I have ever seen on here. Did you really say that about yourself?

4) "i would never move that far from a club and still support it." - Another piece of evidence to show clearly how you don't understand being a fan, and it clearly says a lot about your commitment that moving away would see you end that relationship with your club. If anything, it has made my interest in the club even stronger.

5) "You end up like those embarrassing ex-pats who spend their whole time ordering marmite on the internet because they can't stand the "locals food"" - I know a lot of ex-pats. They have all integrated themselves into living in Canada, and previously in the US when I used to live there. Is your definition of an ex-pat taken from watching TV sit-coms when they go abroad for a holiday or something? I love living here, but I've not forgotten my roots. I can say that with confidence about every ex-pat I've ever met. You clearly have no idea what you are talking about yet again.
Title: Re: Poll: Who should be Aston Villa Assistant Manager?
Post by: Greg N'Ash on June 19, 2011, 02:43:30 PM
It's all about opinions greg and I agree with toronto's opinion on how best to support a club. It's my opinion also that toronto is a much better fan than yowww.  But it's only my opinion.

fair enough. maybe there should be some scale based on how much you spend or have spent in the past or the distance traveled in airmiles and we can have an annual "biggest villa fan evoh" award
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Post by: Greg N'Ash on June 19, 2011, 02:47:19 PM
i've done my time during the 80's and 90's when the football was for the most part meh so i reckon i've probably still got a few games on you. Fact is i have been down since my self-imposed exile, but i'm still not convinced things are going to be any different from the ellis years especially after the last week, and you may have appointed yourself Chief Cheerleader of the new Mcliesh era but i will continue to view things in a cynical manner as any fan with common sense would. All i will say about your geographical location is i would never move that far from a club and still support it. You end up like those embarrassing ex-pats who spend their whole time ordering marmite on the internet because they can't stand the "locals food"

you're knowledge of the world is really restricted to your mum's front room isn't it? Let's look at a few of the laughable things you've said above in isolation:

1) "Fact is i have been down since my self-imposed exile" - you make yourself self out to be some sort of political protester against an oppressive government. How exactly do you go down if you're under the circumstances of your own "exile". Surely if you have gone down even once then then exile has ended.

2) "Chief Cheerleader of the new Mcliesh era" - Tray and find even one post of mine that suggests I have supported the appointment let alone been a cheerleader for it. I won't deny saying that we need to get behind him and give him a chance. You really live in a fairy land of make belief don't you?

3) "i will continue to view things in a cynical manner as any fan with common sense would" - that maybe the funniest thing I have ever seen on here. Did you really say that about yourself?

4) "i would never move that far from a club and still support it." - Another piece of evidence to show clearly how you don't understand being a fan, and it clearly says a lot about your commitment that moving away would see you end that relationship with your club. If anything, it has made my interest in the club even stronger.

5) "You end up like those embarrassing ex-pats who spend their whole time ordering marmite on the internet because they can't stand the "locals food"" - I know a lot of ex-pats. They have all integrated themselves into living in Canada, and previously in the US when I used to live there. Is your definition of an ex-pat taken from watching TV sit-coms when they go abroad for a holiday or something? I love living here, but I've not forgotten my roots. I can say that with confidence about every ex-pat I've ever met. You clearly have no idea what you are talking about yet again.



Know quite a few ex-pats actually and i disagree, but i'll leave it there as i've obviously touched a nerve and there seems little point in continuing this on a thread about the next assistance manager.
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Post by: Lucky Eddie on June 19, 2011, 02:48:24 PM
Well I've never really understood anyone who would put supporting a football club above family and work when deciding where to live.



Well I've never really understood anyone who'd put deciding where to live above living near their friends and family and beloved Aston Villa; each to his own though.


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Post by: Lucky Eddie on June 19, 2011, 02:49:56 PM
Greg did you go down to Villa Park last Wednesday evening?
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Post by: Greg N'Ash on June 19, 2011, 02:57:38 PM
Nah. Each to their own but I thought it was a bit pointless protesting about something that was going to happen come what may. TBH it's probably made Lerner dig his heels in even more because if it goes tits-up as expected he's going to look a right idiot.
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Post by: Shrek on June 19, 2011, 03:02:12 PM
Martin Laursen
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Post by: Dave Cooper please on June 19, 2011, 03:49:41 PM
Well I've never really understood anyone who would put supporting a football club above family and work when deciding where to live.

Well I've never really understood anyone who'd put deciding where to live above living near their friends and family and beloved Aston Villa; each to his own though.


I'd say that anyone turning down the chance to improve their lives by moving somewhere because "it's not near enough to Villa Park" wants to seriously consider their priorities.
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Post by: Toronto Villa on June 19, 2011, 04:54:17 PM
i've done my time during the 80's and 90's when the football was for the most part meh so i reckon i've probably still got a few games on you. Fact is i have been down since my self-imposed exile, but i'm still not convinced things are going to be any different from the ellis years especially after the last week, and you may have appointed yourself Chief Cheerleader of the new Mcliesh era but i will continue to view things in a cynical manner as any fan with common sense would. All i will say about your geographical location is i would never move that far from a club and still support it. You end up like those embarrassing ex-pats who spend their whole time ordering marmite on the internet because they can't stand the "locals food"

you're knowledge of the world is really restricted to your mum's front room isn't it? Let's look at a few of the laughable things you've said above in isolation:

1) "Fact is i have been down since my self-imposed exile" - you make yourself self out to be some sort of political protester against an oppressive government. How exactly do you go down if you're under the circumstances of your own "exile". Surely if you have gone down even once then then exile has ended.

2) "Chief Cheerleader of the new Mcliesh era" - Tray and find even one post of mine that suggests I have supported the appointment let alone been a cheerleader for it. I won't deny saying that we need to get behind him and give him a chance. You really live in a fairy land of make belief don't you?

3) "i will continue to view things in a cynical manner as any fan with common sense would" - that maybe the funniest thing I have ever seen on here. Did you really say that about yourself?

4) "i would never move that far from a club and still support it." - Another piece of evidence to show clearly how you don't understand being a fan, and it clearly says a lot about your commitment that moving away would see you end that relationship with your club. If anything, it has made my interest in the club even stronger.

5) "You end up like those embarrassing ex-pats who spend their whole time ordering marmite on the internet because they can't stand the "locals food"" - I know a lot of ex-pats. They have all integrated themselves into living in Canada, and previously in the US when I used to live there. Is your definition of an ex-pat taken from watching TV sit-coms when they go abroad for a holiday or something? I love living here, but I've not forgotten my roots. I can say that with confidence about every ex-pat I've ever met. You clearly have no idea what you are talking about yet again.



Know quite a few ex-pats actually and i disagree, but i'll leave it there as i've obviously touched a nerve and there seems little point in continuing this on a thread about the next assistance manager.

no, you haven't touched a nerve. I'm just pointing out that you're talking utter bollocks.
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Post by: Chris Jameson on June 19, 2011, 05:06:57 PM

no, you haven't touched a nerve. I'm just pointing out that you're talking utter bollocks.

Nashollocks. Look it up in the Scrabble dictionary.
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Post by: Greg N'Ash on June 19, 2011, 05:44:36 PM
i've done my time during the 80's and 90's when the football was for the most part meh so i reckon i've probably still got a few games on you. Fact is i have been down since my self-imposed exile, but i'm still not convinced things are going to be any different from the ellis years especially after the last week, and you may have appointed yourself Chief Cheerleader of the new Mcliesh era but i will continue to view things in a cynical manner as any fan with common sense would. All i will say about your geographical location is i would never move that far from a club and still support it. You end up like those embarrassing ex-pats who spend their whole time ordering marmite on the internet because they can't stand the "locals food"

you're knowledge of the world is really restricted to your mum's front room isn't it? Let's look at a few of the laughable things you've said above in isolation:

1) "Fact is i have been down since my self-imposed exile" - you make yourself self out to be some sort of political protester against an oppressive government. How exactly do you go down if you're under the circumstances of your own "exile". Surely if you have gone down even once then then exile has ended.

2) "Chief Cheerleader of the new Mcliesh era" - Tray and find even one post of mine that suggests I have supported the appointment let alone been a cheerleader for it. I won't deny saying that we need to get behind him and give him a chance. You really live in a fairy land of make belief don't you?

3) "i will continue to view things in a cynical manner as any fan with common sense would" - that maybe the funniest thing I have ever seen on here. Did you really say that about yourself?

4) "i would never move that far from a club and still support it." - Another piece of evidence to show clearly how you don't understand being a fan, and it clearly says a lot about your commitment that moving away would see you end that relationship with your club. If anything, it has made my interest in the club even stronger.

5) "You end up like those embarrassing ex-pats who spend their whole time ordering marmite on the internet because they can't stand the "locals food"" - I know a lot of ex-pats. They have all integrated themselves into living in Canada, and previously in the US when I used to live there. Is your definition of an ex-pat taken from watching TV sit-coms when they go abroad for a holiday or something? I love living here, but I've not forgotten my roots. I can say that with confidence about every ex-pat I've ever met. You clearly have no idea what you are talking about yet again.



Know quite a few ex-pats actually and i disagree, but i'll leave it there as i've obviously touched a nerve and there seems little point in continuing this on a thread about the next assistance manager.

no, you haven't touched a nerve. I'm just pointing out that you're talking utter bollocks.

And i was just pointing out the Hyprocisy of someone questioning another fans commitment when he freely admits Aston Villa is at the bottom of a long list of priorities including money, career, lifestyle etc. Nothing wrong with that, but you really shouldn't question other people's choices either. Obviously if you were forced to move to canada, your family are kept as hostages to ensure you remain there, and you only get to Villa park through your job as a drugsmule, then ignore the above as you have my respect and admiration as a top villa fan.
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Post by: The Situation on June 19, 2011, 05:50:42 PM
yo Greg, when did your self-imposed exile start and when did it end?
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Post by: Greg N'Ash on June 19, 2011, 05:59:28 PM
ended last season. started erm..2000
Title: Re: Poll: Who should be Aston Villa Assistant Manager?
Post by: pauliewalnuts on June 19, 2011, 06:07:27 PM
So, anyway, who should be our assistant manager?
Title: Re: Poll: Who should be Aston Villa Assistant Manager?
Post by: hipkiss92 on June 19, 2011, 06:12:06 PM
Steve Clarke.
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Post by: villa1 on June 19, 2011, 06:13:23 PM
So, anyway, who should be our assistant manager?

Greg.

Or Toronto.
Title: Re: Poll: Who should be Aston Villa Assistant Manager?
Post by: charleeco7 on June 19, 2011, 06:13:54 PM
Ray Wilkins please but we won't get him. Wouldn't mind Clarke though as stated above. P
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Post by: TheSandman on June 19, 2011, 06:16:47 PM
Clarke is at Liverpool now.

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Post by: KevinGage on June 19, 2011, 06:18:05 PM
Marmaduke Hussey, Mao Tse Tung or Ethelred the Unready.
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Post by: Phil from the upper holte on June 19, 2011, 06:27:49 PM
Sid
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Post by: woody4866 on June 19, 2011, 06:38:45 PM
Robbie Savage and Big Dion for me

should get some banter going in the dressing room
Title: Re: Poll: Who should be Aston Villa Assistant Manager?
Post by: Chris Jameson on June 19, 2011, 08:15:53 PM

And i was just pointing out the Hyprocisy of someone questioning another fans commitment when he freely admits Aston Villa is at the bottom of a long list of priorities including money, career, lifestyle etc. Nothing wrong with that, but you really shouldn't question other people's choices either. Obviously if you were forced to move to canada, your family are kept as hostages to ensure you remain there, and you only get to Villa park through your job as a drugsmule, then ignore the above as you have my respect and admiration as a top villa fan.

I know that you are a wind up merchant and I tend to either ignore or skim read your internet dribblings when you are in one of your more irritating moods but I have to applaud you on reaching a new level of nash nonsense.

Spectacular load of bollocks. Well done, not sure you will ever top that. You've been well and truly owned toronto, take that, just imagine putting something other than a football team before trivial nonsense like improving your life or the wellfare of your family. Bet you feel quite the fool now. It's great that Greg now attends football matches again, somehow it makes everything seem worthwhile.
Title: Re: Poll: Who should be Aston Villa Assistant Manager?
Post by: LeeB on June 19, 2011, 08:17:14 PM
Deano, Deano, Deano, Deano .......
Title: Re: Poll: Who should be Aston Villa Assistant Manager?
Post by: Toronto Villa on June 19, 2011, 08:30:14 PM

And i was just pointing out the Hyprocisy of someone questioning another fans commitment when he freely admits Aston Villa is at the bottom of a long list of priorities including money, career, lifestyle etc. Nothing wrong with that, but you really shouldn't question other people's choices either. Obviously if you were forced to move to canada, your family are kept as hostages to ensure you remain there, and you only get to Villa park through your job as a drugsmule, then ignore the above as you have my respect and admiration as a top villa fan.

I know that you are a wind up merchant and I tend to either ignore or skim read your internet dribblings when you are in one of your more irritating moods but I have to applaud you on reaching a new level of nash nonsense.

Spectacular load of bollocks. Well done, not sure you will ever top that. You've been well and truly owned toronto, take that, just imagine putting something other than a football team before trivial nonsense like improving your life or the wellfare of your family. Bet you feel quite the fool now. It's great that Greg now attends football matches again, somehow it makes everything seem worthwhile.

In all fairness he's made me see the light Chris. I will hand in my two weeks notice at work tomorrow at 8am, tell my wife and all of my friends that the church of Aston Villa has called me. That Father Nash wants me to follow him and that I should leave behind all that is sacred to me now so that I can watch Villa games from the comfort of Greg's bedroom at his mum's, and once in a while go to Villa Park with my shepherd as and when he decides to come out his self imposed exile.
Title: Re: Poll: Who should be Aston Villa Assistant Manager?
Post by: Greg N'Ash on June 19, 2011, 08:40:59 PM

And i was just pointing out the Hyprocisy of someone questioning another fans commitment when he freely admits Aston Villa is at the bottom of a long list of priorities including money, career, lifestyle etc. Nothing wrong with that, but you really shouldn't question other people's choices either. Obviously if you were forced to move to canada, your family are kept as hostages to ensure you remain there, and you only get to Villa park through your job as a drugsmule, then ignore the above as you have my respect and admiration as a top villa fan.

I know that you are a wind up merchant and I tend to either ignore or skim read your internet dribblings when you are in one of your more irritating moods but I have to applaud you on reaching a new level of nash nonsense.

Spectacular load of bollocks. Well done, not sure you will ever top that. You've been well and truly owned toronto, take that, just imagine putting something other than a football team before trivial nonsense like improving your life or the wellfare of your family. Bet you feel quite the fool now. It's great that Greg now attends football matches again, somehow it makes everything seem worthwhile.

In all fairness he's made me see the light Chris. I will hand in my two weeks notice at work tomorrow at 8am, tell my wife and all of my friends that the church of Aston Villa has called me. That Father Nash wants me to follow him and that I should leave behind all that is sacred to me now so that I can watch Villa games from the comfort of Greg's bedroom at his mum's, and once in a while go to Villa Park with my shepherd as and when he decides to come out his self imposed exile.

I really don't know why you're getting so miffed toronto - you were the one doing the top villa fan big-bollocks bit on the strength of taking a few weeks out from your busy life to fly over here. I just pointed out you were no more committed than me and a lot less than many.
Title: Re: Poll: Who should be Aston Villa Assistant Manager?
Post by: Risso on June 19, 2011, 08:48:56 PM
I'm sure TV would be down there every week if he could Greg, as would I, no matter who the owners or manager are.
Title: Re: Poll: Who should be Aston Villa Assistant Manager?
Post by: Greg N'Ash on June 19, 2011, 08:52:26 PM
I'm sure TV would be down there every week if he could Greg, as would I, no matter who the owners or manager are.

I'm sure. As i've said this is not having a go at overseas based fans just oversea's fans claiming they're some sort of superfan on the basis of how far they travel due to their own choices in life.
Title: Re: Poll: Who should be Aston Villa Assistant Manager?
Post by: Dave on June 19, 2011, 08:54:08 PM
I'm sure TV would be down there every week if he could Greg, as would I, no matter who the owners or manager are.

I'm sure. As i've said this is not having a go at overseas based fans just oversea's fans claiming they're some sort of superfan on the basis of how far they travel due to their own choices in life.
Which he's not doing.
Title: Re: Poll: Who should be Aston Villa Assistant Manager?
Post by: Greg N'Ash on June 19, 2011, 08:57:28 PM
I'm sure TV would be down there every week if he could Greg, as would I, no matter who the owners or manager are.

I'm sure. As i've said this is not having a go at overseas based fans just oversea's fans claiming they're some sort of superfan on the basis of how far they travel due to their own choices in life.
Which he's not doing.

Really??

"Here's where you get to look even more foolish. Seeing as I come home 3 or 4 times a year, I plan it around Villa first team and reserve games. I will put money on the fact that I get to see more games live than you every season greg despite living thousands of miles away."
Title: Re: Poll: Who should be Aston Villa Assistant Manager?
Post by: Dave on June 19, 2011, 08:59:26 PM
Really.

Do you want to now quote your snide post that he was replying to to give the above quote a bit of context?
Title: Re: Poll: Who should be Aston Villa Assistant Manager?
Post by: Greg N'Ash on June 19, 2011, 09:00:44 PM
really.

do you want to post his original snide post that started it all off eh Dave?
Title: Re: Poll: Who should be Aston Villa Assistant Manager?
Post by: Chris Jameson on June 19, 2011, 10:21:28 PM
For some reason I thought gregnash was an adult bloke, what with his tales of going to matches in the past but it seems they are a schoolgirl.

You are, no you are, no you are etc
Title: Re: Poll: Who should be Aston Villa Assistant Manager?
Post by: Greg N'Ash on June 19, 2011, 10:32:01 PM
Sorry but is this the Chris Jameson who lives in hull?
Title: Re: Poll: Who should be Aston Villa Assistant Manager?
Post by: Chris Smith on June 19, 2011, 10:40:43 PM
What I struggle to understand is why anyone on a 'self imposed exile' would spend so much time on a site dedicated to the object of his scorn? Surely there are better ways for him to spend his valuable time.

Title: Re: Poll: Who should be Aston Villa Assistant Manager?
Post by: Greg N'Ash on June 19, 2011, 10:42:09 PM
True, but after leaving us for hull i guess he gets lonely.
Title: Re: Poll: Who should be Aston Villa Assistant Manager?
Post by: Chris Jameson on June 19, 2011, 11:00:50 PM
Sorry but is this the Chris Jameson who lives in hull?

Harrogate actually, easy mistake to make though if you're incredibly stupid.
Title: Re: Poll: Who should be Aston Villa Assistant Manager?
Post by: Greg N'Ash on June 19, 2011, 11:04:23 PM
i'm sorry chirs. I can only apologise if you weren't erm.. the person who said he was buggering off to support Hull. My apolgies again.
Title: Re: Poll: Who should be Aston Villa Assistant Manager?
Post by: Chris Jameson on June 19, 2011, 11:08:29 PM
i'm sorry chirs. I can only apologise if you weren't erm.. the person who said he was buggering off to support Hull. My apolgies again.

Apology accepted Greg.
Title: Re: Poll: Who should be Aston Villa Assistant Manager?
Post by: Chris Smith on June 19, 2011, 11:13:06 PM
True, but after leaving us for hull i guess he gets lonely.

How exactly is a Yorkshireman living in Yorkshire classed as 'leaving us'?

Title: Re: Poll: Who should be Aston Villa Assistant Manager?
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on June 19, 2011, 11:25:28 PM
Oh dear, I feel really guilty after reading gregnash's thoughts on what a true Villa fan is.
I missed the whole of last season because I got my priorities wrong and spent all my time helping with a family problem. When clearly I should have told them to bugger off because I've got a football team to support.
Anyway back on topic McLeish will decide for himself. But I'd love to see Ray Wilkins get the job.
Title: Re: Poll: Who should be Aston Villa Assistant Manager?
Post by: pauliewalnuts on June 19, 2011, 11:26:26 PM
For all the grandstanding that goes on here about "OMG, I couldn't possibly live without Villa!!!" or "if i lived in the UK, I'd be there every day of the week, not just matchdays", the reality is that it is surprisingly easy to stop bothering when you've got other stuff to think about.

I wasted years of my life in the 80s and early 90s following Villa all over the place, then went and lived abroad for three years, so had little chance to watch us (pre web, pre satellite tv), then came back to the midlands and carried on not bothering at all for a few years longer. It was probably a hiatus of about 8 years or so when I got to about 3 matches at most.

Did it bother me at the time? No. Because I had other things to worry about / fill my time. That's life, it doesn't revolve around football. Does it make me any less of a fan? No, i don't think it does.

I don't like the "you're not allowed that opinion because you don't go very often" line because it is sneery and dismissive and there are probably lots of other people who could easily get to matches but don't bother, yet they don't seem to get the stick some posters do.

If you accept that's ok, then by the same stretch, next time you come back from the match to find someone on here who hasn't been to the match telling you what it is like - because they live in Timbuktu, or wherever, for whatever reason- you should feel comfortable in telling them their opinions don't count either, because they weren't there any more than the bloke who lives round the corner and spent the afternoon watching back to back repeats of Come Dine With Me.

By the same stretch, though, I also don't understand why anyone thinks anyone else should organise their whole life around Villa. The people who usually spend most time telling us how they organise their holidays around the league proramme, or they've called their firstborn Pongo McGregor McGrath or they're getting married and they're wearing claret and blue are the ones who seem to think they've got something to prove.

It really is just a sport, and while we all get really wound up by it, organising your whole life around it is a bit mental to say the least.
Title: Re: Poll: Who should be Aston Villa Assistant Manager?
Post by: Toronto Villa on June 19, 2011, 11:27:45 PM
greg, keep this up. Between Rory crushing the US Open field and you're posts I'm really having a top end to my weekend.
Title: Re: Poll: Who should be Aston Villa Assistant Manager?
Post by: hawkeye on June 19, 2011, 11:36:04 PM
Paulie my take is pretty much the same. what gets pretty tedious on here are those that choose to take the sycophantic banner and acuse those that dont agree with it as being somehow out of step and the usual culprits jumping on the bandwagon.
Title: Re: Poll: Who should be Aston Villa Assistant Manager?
Post by: Greg N'Ash on June 19, 2011, 11:37:05 PM
i'm sorry toronto, i really have nowt against you at all. Until your unprovoked dig at me earlier i  tended to agree with a lot you say on here. It seems you can give it out but can't take it back, but no hard feelings eh.
Title: Re: Poll: Who should be Aston Villa Assistant Manager?
Post by: Rodders on June 19, 2011, 11:41:31 PM
Martin, Martin Laursen.

Martin Laursen

There's only one Martin Laursen,one Martin Laursen,
he plays at the back but he's great in attack,
walking in a Laursen wonderland.

A little song I picked up at Villa Park.

(tinhat/handbag/facepalm/meh/you/no you etc)
Title: Re: Poll: Who should be Aston Villa Assistant Manager?
Post by: PeterWithe on June 19, 2011, 11:43:31 PM
If you accept that's ok, then by the same stretch, next time you come back from the match to find someone on here who hasn't been to the match telling you what it is like - because they live in Timbuktu, or wherever, for whatever reason- you should feel comfortable in telling them their opinions don't count either, because they weren't there any more than the bloke who lives round the corner and spent the afternoon watching back to back repeats of Come Dine With Me.

This is the bit I struggle with, I lend more weight to the opinions of those who get down the match more than I do those that dont, where am I going wrong?

I wont be going every game next season, I really wont have any problem at all with the club giving more weight to the views of season ticket holders.
Title: Re: Poll: Who should be Aston Villa Assistant Manager?
Post by: pauliewalnuts on June 19, 2011, 11:46:20 PM
If you accept that's ok, then by the same stretch, next time you come back from the match to find someone on here who hasn't been to the match telling you what it is like - because they live in Timbuktu, or wherever, for whatever reason- you should feel comfortable in telling them their opinions don't count either, because they weren't there any more than the bloke who lives round the corner and spent the afternoon watching back to back repeats of Come Dine With Me.

This is the bit I struggle with, I lend more weight to the opinions of those who get down the match more than I do those that dont, where am I going wrong?

The point I was trying to make (badly) was that if you're going to start saying "what the fuck do you know, you weren't there, and you only live round the corner" to one supporter, then you should also be able to say "what the fuck do you know, you weren't there" to the supporter who lives in Timbuktu. Whatever his reasons - and he shouldn't have to explain those reasons.

In other words, laying into people because they don't go is wrong - across the board, not just in the case of people it seems ok to use as a stick to beat with.
Title: Re: Poll: Who should be Aston Villa Assistant Manager?
Post by: WALTERS WARRIORS on June 19, 2011, 11:46:57 PM
Would love Laursen. But this really is Mcleish`s choice .....
Title: Re: Poll: Who should be Aston Villa Assistant Manager?
Post by: Rodders on June 19, 2011, 11:55:34 PM
smoke/mirrors?!

http://www.avfc.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10265~2298081,00.html
Title: Re: Poll: Who should be Aston Villa Assistant Manager?
Post by: hawkeye on June 20, 2011, 12:06:26 AM
i'm sorry toronto, i really have nowt against you at all. Until your unprovoked dig at me earlier i  tended to agree with a lot you say on here. It seems you can give it out but can't take it back, but no hard feelings eh.
well said
Title: Re: Poll: Who should be Aston Villa Assistant Manager?
Post by: Toronto Villa on June 20, 2011, 01:44:50 AM
i'm sorry toronto, i really have nowt against you at all. Until your unprovoked dig at me earlier i  tended to agree with a lot you say on here. It seems you can give it out but can't take it back, but no hard feelings eh.

no hard feelings at all greg

I'll just get back to mail order Marmite



I'm K I D D I N G....Come on greg. Let's get behind the manager and team this year
Title: Re: Poll: Who should be Aston Villa Assistant Manager?
Post by: Lucky Eddie on June 20, 2011, 02:45:08 AM
i'm sorry toronto, i really have nowt against you at all. Until your unprovoked dig at me earlier i  tended to agree with a lot you say on here. It seems you can give it out but can't take it back, but no hard feelings eh.

no hard feelings at all greg

I'll just get back to mail order Marmite



I'm K I D D I N G....Come on greg. Let's get behind the manager and team this year

By 'getting behin them' do you mean purchase a match ticket if you've got a spare twenty notes and you're within a reasonable bus ride of B6?












?

Title: Re: Poll: Who should be Aston Villa Assistant Manager?
Post by: Chris Smith on June 20, 2011, 09:24:21 AM
For all the grandstanding that goes on here about "OMG, I couldn't possibly live without Villa!!!" or "if i lived in the UK, I'd be there every day of the week, not just matchdays", the reality is that it is surprisingly easy to stop bothering when you've got other stuff to think about.

I wasted years of my life in the 80s and early 90s following Villa all over the place, then went and lived abroad for three years, so had little chance to watch us (pre web, pre satellite tv), then came back to the midlands and carried on not bothering at all for a few years longer. It was probably a hiatus of about 8 years or so when I got to about 3 matches at most.

Did it bother me at the time? No. Because I had other things to worry about / fill my time. That's life, it doesn't revolve around football. Does it make me any less of a fan? No, i don't think it does.

I don't like the "you're not allowed that opinion because you don't go very often" line because it is sneery and dismissive and there are probably lots of other people who could easily get to matches but don't bother, yet they don't seem to get the stick some posters do.

If you accept that's ok, then by the same stretch, next time you come back from the match to find someone on here who hasn't been to the match telling you what it is like - because they live in Timbuktu, or wherever, for whatever reason- you should feel comfortable in telling them their opinions don't count either, because they weren't there any more than the bloke who lives round the corner and spent the afternoon watching back to back repeats of Come Dine With Me.

By the same stretch, though, I also don't understand why anyone thinks anyone else should organise their whole life around Villa. The people who usually spend most time telling us how they organise their holidays around the league proramme, or they've called their firstborn Pongo McGregor McGrath or they're getting married and they're wearing claret and blue are the ones who seem to think they've got something to prove.

It really is just a sport, and while we all get really wound up by it, organising your whole life around it is a bit mental to say the least.

I think it's quite admirable the effort that some people put into their passions in life. Those that commit 100% to something have a dedication that I cannot match and I'm not going to call them mental because of it. There are a great many people who gear there lives around being able to make the most of their hobbies and I don't see what is wrong with it if that's their choice.

Title: Re: Poll: Who should be Aston Villa Assistant Manager?
Post by: Dave Cooper please on June 20, 2011, 10:10:21 AM

no, you haven't touched a nerve. I'm just pointing out that you're talking utter bollocks.

Nashollocks. Look it up in the Scrabble dictionary.

Greglocks?
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