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Title: 0% Villa - all kicking off at West Ham dinner
Post by: Deano's Mullet on May 16, 2011, 09:57:51 PM
Sky Sports reporting its all kicked off at the end of season dinner for West Ham. Supporters have made their way into the hotel, players turned down their requests for autographs and the fans have gone on rampage swapping punches with bouncers and the like. Police swarming all over it apparently.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - all kicking off at West Ham dinner
Post by: glasses on May 16, 2011, 10:02:54 PM
Just seen this. The story of someone high-kicking a vase of the table makes it all sound like an east end kung fu tear up!
Title: Re: 0% Villa - all kicking off at West Ham dinner
Post by: Deano's Mullet on May 16, 2011, 10:04:11 PM
Hopefully Gold and Sullivan will get a black eye or two each from some Mitchell Brother look-alikes innit.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - all kicking off at West Ham dinner
Post by: glasses on May 16, 2011, 10:07:56 PM
Heard it was Cant Control who got a whack.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - all kicking off at West Ham dinner
Post by: Des Little on May 16, 2011, 10:09:53 PM
No dount we'll read all about it in tomorrow's Daily Sport
Title: Re: 0% Villa - all kicking off at West Ham dinner
Post by: Clampy on May 16, 2011, 10:10:08 PM
Hopefully Gold and Sullivan will get a black eye or two each from some Mitchell Brother look-alikes innit.

Yes and Danny Dyer as well hopefully.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - all kicking off at West Ham dinner
Post by: Deano's Mullet on May 16, 2011, 10:11:07 PM
Pwoper nawty.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - all kicking off at West Ham dinner
Post by: Clampy on May 16, 2011, 10:15:01 PM
Pwoper nawty.

Very good Deano, that made have a giraffe tweacle.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - all kicking off at West Ham dinner
Post by: Deano's Mullet on May 16, 2011, 10:16:47 PM
Just needs some Millwall to turn up there now and it will be World War III.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - all kicking off at West Ham dinner
Post by: villajk on May 16, 2011, 10:25:35 PM
Just needs some Millwall to turn up there now and it will be World War III.

haha, not that one should laugh, of course.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - all kicking off at West Ham dinner
Post by: Woofles The Wonder Dog on May 16, 2011, 10:33:10 PM
Apparently a fan asked a player (allegedly Ba) to sign an autograph. The player declared he was too tired, the fan got upset and it went from there. The fans paid a fortune to attend the dinner btw.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - all kicking off at West Ham dinner
Post by: cdbearsfan on May 16, 2011, 10:38:01 PM
If that's true Demba Ba is a twat.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - all kicking off at West Ham dinner
Post by: dave.woodhall on May 16, 2011, 10:39:41 PM
It's nice that after such a shitty season the supporters still want to make the board feel at home.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - all kicking off at West Ham dinner
Post by: Woofles The Wonder Dog on May 16, 2011, 10:42:50 PM
Quote from: Hotel MC
Please sit on your seats and don't throw them
Title: Re: 0% Villa - all kicking off at West Ham dinner
Post by: Gareth on May 16, 2011, 10:50:17 PM
good for the fans....glad to see that they are seeing through the utter fraud that is their board....lifelong fans my arse....they are continuing the business model they had at the rags....do the bare minimum and duck when it goes to shit whilst holding out the begging bowl for someone to give them a ground....

...take the Olympic legacy off the pornographers NOW!!!
Title: Re: 0% Villa - all kicking off at West Ham dinner
Post by: Mazrim on May 16, 2011, 10:52:37 PM
Trouble gravitates towards Gold, Sullivan and Miss Piggy wherever they go and whatever they do.
Truly they are the three horsemen of the retarded apocalypse.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - all kicking off at West Ham dinner
Post by: The Left Side on May 16, 2011, 10:55:49 PM
I hope we don't go after that Ba, trouble does follow them around.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - all kicking off at West Ham dinner
Post by: Mazrim on May 16, 2011, 10:57:26 PM
Wouldn't sign autographs?
He's obviously not a hospitality ba.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - all kicking off at West Ham dinner
Post by: VillaZogmariner on May 16, 2011, 11:00:15 PM
Someone on Twitter saying that it kicked off after a fan yelled a racist remark at one of the players.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - all kicking off at West Ham dinner
Post by: hawkeye on May 16, 2011, 11:22:06 PM
They are in deep shit, they had a bloke on SSN saying they needa £40 mil cash injection to survive ,
Title: Re: 0% Villa - all kicking off at West Ham dinner
Post by: SteveD on May 16, 2011, 11:51:22 PM
This is all outlined in detail in the Olympic legacy document, I presume?
Title: Re: 0% Villa - all kicking off at West Ham dinner
Post by: villa-love on May 16, 2011, 11:59:07 PM
No wonder demba ba refused to sign autographs. The last time he signed for something he ended up playing for west ham.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - all kicking off at West Ham dinner
Post by: PaulMcGrathsNo5Shirt on May 17, 2011, 12:50:04 AM
What kind of idiotic owners would organise an end of season bash the day after they were relegated? Oh yeah...
Title: Re: 0% Villa - all kicking off at West Ham dinner
Post by: black pearl of inchicore on May 17, 2011, 12:58:53 AM
Another Bonding Session Gone Wrong...
Title: Re: 0% Villa - all kicking off at West Ham dinner
Post by: cheltenhamlion on May 17, 2011, 01:17:30 AM
As an aside, i got a text from my Milwall mate, / head, earlier. They are loving the idea that Blues might go down on "Survival Sunday". Unfinished business says Mr Montfort of The Old Kent Road, Bermondsey. If I go I will watch it from his flat!
Title: Re: 0% Villa - all kicking off at West Ham dinner
Post by: Phil from the upper holte on May 17, 2011, 10:37:25 AM
Im starting to like Gold & Sullivan, They brought Blues got them relegated and then sold them to a man with no money.

They brought West Ham, got them relegated and now they need £40m to survive, Who else can they buy and relegate?

Title: Re: 0% Villa - all kicking off at West Ham dinner
Post by: Mazrim on May 17, 2011, 10:41:37 AM
Spurs *crosses fingers*.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - all kicking off at West Ham dinner
Post by: Phil from the upper holte on May 17, 2011, 10:43:53 AM
Yeah that'd be sweet
Title: Re: 0% Villa - all kicking off at West Ham dinner
Post by: darren woolley on May 17, 2011, 11:35:17 AM
What a pathetic player Ba is I'm to tired to sign your autograph I reckon they should Ba him from anymore of these sort of things.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - all kicking off at West Ham dinner
Post by: DrGonzo on May 17, 2011, 11:53:37 AM
Before we all condemn Ba Ba:

"On Twitter, Ba has denied claims that he refused to sign an autograph for a waiting fan: 'I did sign the autograph. I never refuse to sign autograph to the fans.'

He then added: 'He came to me saying he is tired to watch us play and was looking for confrontation.'


Title: Re: 0% Villa - all kicking off at West Ham dinner
Post by: ozzjim on May 17, 2011, 12:28:05 PM
Amazed how fast people are condemning Ba. One of the few that has looked like keeping West Ham up, would love to get him to Villa this summer with Bent.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - all kicking off at West Ham dinner
Post by: sendō WHU on May 17, 2011, 01:11:24 PM
Been a while since I was on here chaps, but this seems like as happy go lucky a time as any.

Rumour has it that Ba did sign the autograph, but the 'fan' wanted to continue the discussion elsewhere whilst big Demba was eating. If that's true then it's bad darts from said 'fan', regardless of what he may or may not have paid.

Especially given Ba has been one of the better players.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - all kicking off at West Ham dinner
Post by: Dave P on May 17, 2011, 01:19:32 PM
Welcome back Sendo.  To be honest, I didn't buy the fact that Ba was "too tired" to sign an autograph.  It was always going to be some loudmouth fan that was the catalyst for the trouble.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - all kicking off at West Ham dinner
Post by: cheltenhamlion on May 17, 2011, 01:36:54 PM
Come on then Sendo, how bad is it on the finances front? We did warn you about those wankers.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - all kicking off at West Ham dinner
Post by: Dave Cooper please on May 17, 2011, 01:38:00 PM
Sendo, we at H&V never like to say "We told you so" but when Porno Dwarf and Cackbeard took over, but we told you so.

Much commiserations, West Ham's many decent fans do not deserve them.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - all kicking off at West Ham dinner
Post by: Phil from the upper holte on May 17, 2011, 03:45:55 PM
Sendo, we at H&V never like to say "We told you so" but when Porno Dwarf and Cackbeard took over, but we told you so.

Much commiserations, West Ham's many decent fans do not deserve them.

Sendo then? ;)
Title: Re: 0% Villa - all kicking off at West Ham dinner
Post by: adrenachrome on May 17, 2011, 04:16:19 PM
Been a while since I was on here chaps, but this seems like as happy go lucky a time as any.

Rumour has it that Ba did sign the autograph, but the 'fan' wanted to continue the discussion elsewhere whilst big Demba was eating. If that's true then it's bad darts from said 'fan', regardless of what he may or may not have paid.

Especially given Ba has been one of the better players.

Quite right.

Insincere darts.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - all kicking off at West Ham dinner
Post by: IFWaters on May 17, 2011, 04:51:24 PM
Just looking at the line-up for the Championship next season and its starting to resemble a nutters convention :

West Ham
Millwall
Birmingham (oh please)
Leeds
Swansea or Cardiff - possibly both if Reading win
Portsmouth (Navy element who wont suffer fools gladly)
Forest
Derby

throw Celtic and Rangers in there and it would be a full house
Title: Re: 0% Villa - all kicking off at West Ham dinner
Post by: damon loves JT on May 17, 2011, 06:39:28 PM
I have been trying all day to imagine the circumstances where I would high-kick a vase off a table. I would have to be pretty annoyed, I reckon.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - all kicking off at West Ham dinner
Post by: Chico Hamilton III on May 17, 2011, 06:53:31 PM
Quote
I have been trying all day to imagine the circumstances where I would high-kick a vase off a table.

I've been thinking all day about how tiring it must be for someone with a surname like Ba to sign an autograph. All the ink it must take up.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - all kicking off at West Ham dinner
Post by: brian green on May 17, 2011, 08:10:14 PM
Once they have got planning permission for a couple of thousand micro des res on the Upton Park site that crew of turd skinners will be reinvesting some of the capital gain in some other unsuspecting victim like Palace whilst telling the world their old grannies used to take them to Selhurst Park.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - all kicking off at West Ham dinner
Post by: adrenachrome on May 17, 2011, 10:04:10 PM
Begob and you're right, Brian.

There are no flies on that trio of turd fondlers, and if there were, they'd be paying extortionate rent.

There's no love in the bastards.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - all kicking off at West Ham dinner
Post by: avfc_1874 on May 17, 2011, 10:51:46 PM
I've been enjoying The Big Sam's tweets about the vacancy on twitter.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - all kicking off at West Ham dinner
Post by: sendō WHU on May 18, 2011, 11:14:12 AM
Come on then Sendo, how bad is it on the finances front? We did warn you about those wankers.
To be fair to them, we're much better off than when they took over. We were £100m+ in debt, with no chance of repaying it, owned by a failed back looking to asset strip us to pay their own debts, and on the verge of administration. For all their faults, I can only be thankful to Gold and Sullivan for that.

Sendo, we at H&V never like to say "We told you so" but when Porno Dwarf and Cackbeard took over, but we told you so.

Much commiserations, West Ham's many decent fans do not deserve them.
Cheers. We probably would have gone down last season without them anyway. We've been largely cack since the great escape in 2007 so I can't have too many complaints.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - all kicking off at West Ham dinner
Post by: MELIKEVILLA on May 18, 2011, 09:21:20 PM
At the risk of sounding like a tabloid journalist all I can say is Ba Humbug!
Title: Re: 0% Villa - all kicking off at West Ham dinner
Post by: Clampy on May 19, 2011, 11:03:23 PM
I see Karen Brady was in The Sun today blaming everybody else for them going down. 'It was'nt our fault, it was Avram's fault, we gave him all he wanted, we've got a new stadium' it was'nt our fault'.

Also expect a running daily commentary for the next fortnight from Sullivan or Gold about the latest on their new manager.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - all kicking off at West Ham dinner
Post by: glasses on May 20, 2011, 12:43:01 PM
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3588580/Karren-Brady-West-Ham-gave-Avram-Grant-all-he-wanted.html
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