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Title: Sum-up Villa's current plight in five words challenge
Post by: Gaztonniller on May 07, 2011, 07:09:53 AM: Saw this posted on another forum and thought it was an amusing read.
The title more or less is self explanatory, using a maximium 5 words to sum up Villa's plight.
So for a starter, howz about.......

Top half finish next season? Or, A leader needed in midfield!!
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Post by: Shrek on May 07, 2011, 07:40:07 AM: The calm before the storm!
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Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on May 07, 2011, 07:55:59 AM: It was mainly O'Neills fault.
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Post by: Deano's Mullet on May 07, 2011, 08:07:21 AM: Going nowhere fast, perhaps backwards............
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Post by: Goldie.7 on May 07, 2011, 08:09:20 AM: Don't look back in anger.
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Post by: Rip Van We Go Again on May 07, 2011, 08:21:45 AM: Proud history, very mediocre future.
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Post by: midgeavfc on May 07, 2011, 08:25:26 AM: 1. Over achieved with good motivator

2. under achieved with "decorated" manager
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Post by: abc123cox on May 07, 2011, 08:30:43 AM: Should i say this???????? Lol

"gerard houllier's claret blue army"
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Post by: midnite on May 07, 2011, 08:53:42 AM: Most depressing season since O'Dreary
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Post by: --1982-- on May 07, 2011, 08:56:27 AM: Ups and downs, mostly downs
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Post by: TopDeck113 on May 07, 2011, 08:58:53 AM: Houllier fiddling whilst Rome burns.
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Post by: OzVilla on May 07, 2011, 09:03:21 AM: Without Bent we'd be fucked.
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Post by: VillaZogmariner on May 07, 2011, 09:04:02 AM: Not what I was expecting
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Post by: pauliewalnuts on May 07, 2011, 09:05:17 AM: Season can't end soon enough.
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Post by: pestria on May 07, 2011, 09:09:08 AM: Lerner, Houllier - piss poor management.
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Post by: Gareth on May 07, 2011, 09:16:04 AM: Soon be summer, decision time
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Post by: andyh on May 07, 2011, 09:16:36 AM: must do much,much better.
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Post by: Tom_Mc9? on May 07, 2011, 09:19:49 AM: What a load of bollocks.
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Post by: BedsVillain on May 07, 2011, 09:23:49 AM: Celtic fans did warn us!
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Post by: Holtenderinthesky on May 07, 2011, 09:26:24 AM: Quote from: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on May 07, 2011, 07:55:59 AM
It was mainly O'Neills fault.

Top Six? Wembley? No thanks. ::)
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Post by: midnite on May 07, 2011, 09:27:47 AM: Quote from: BedsVillain on May 07, 2011, 09:23:49 AM
Celtic fans did warn us!

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
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Post by: Villa'Zawg on May 07, 2011, 09:35:49 AM: Paul Faulkner's brave new world.
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Post by: Holtenderinthesky on May 07, 2011, 09:37:03 AM: Quote from: BedsVillain on May 07, 2011, 09:23:49 AM
Celtic fans did warn us!

Yeah, watch out for that O'Neill fella, he's only won us 3 league titles and took us to the UEFA cup final! Duh.
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Post by: pauliewalnuts on May 07, 2011, 09:45:50 AM: Quote from: Holtenderinthesky on May 07, 2011, 09:37:03 AM
Quote from: BedsVillain on May 07, 2011, 09:23:49 AM
Celtic fans did warn us!

Yeah, watch out for that O'Neill fella, he's only won us 3 league titles and took us to the UEFA cup final! Duh.

Way more than five words.
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Post by: Rip Van We Go Again on May 07, 2011, 09:50:10 AM: Quote from: Holtenderinthesky on May 07, 2011, 09:37:03 AM
Quote from: BedsVillain on May 07, 2011, 09:23:49 AM
Celtic fans did warn us!

Yeah, watch out for that O'Neill fella, he's only won us 3 league titles and took us to the UEFA cup final! Duh.
True enough, 3 titles in the virtually impossible to win Scottish Premier.
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Post by: Nigel Macdougall on May 07, 2011, 09:52:25 AM: Questions to the General,please!
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Post by: Villa'Zawg on May 07, 2011, 10:02:44 AM: Quote from: Rip Van Bentfletch on May 07, 2011, 09:50:10 AM
Quote from: Holtenderinthesky on May 07, 2011, 09:37:03 AM
Quote from: BedsVillain on May 07, 2011, 09:23:49 AM
Celtic fans did warn us!

Yeah, watch out for that O'Neill fella, he's only won us 3 league titles and took us to the UEFA cup final! Duh.
True enough, 3 titles in the virtually impossible to win Scottish Premier.

Only 1 in 12 before
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Post by: Rigadon on May 07, 2011, 10:03:09 AM: High expectations equals disappointed Brummies
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Post by: Rip Van We Go Again on May 07, 2011, 10:11:11 AM: Quote from: Villadawg on May 07, 2011, 10:02:44 AM
Quote from: Rip Van Bentfletch on May 07, 2011, 09:50:10 AM
Quote from: Holtenderinthesky on May 07, 2011, 09:37:03 AM
Quote from: BedsVillain on May 07, 2011, 09:23:49 AM
Celtic fans did warn us!

Yeah, watch out for that O'Neill fella, he's only won us 3 league titles and took us to the UEFA cup final! Duh.
True enough, 3 titles in the virtually impossible to win Scottish Premier.

Only 1 in 12 before
Big fucking deal.
He won a two horse race in a shit tinpot league.

Although McLeish had a better record than him in their time together up there.

Scottish honours are totally meaningless, Strachan and McLeish won things up there, but you wouldn't want them managing us, would you?
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Post by: villa baz on May 07, 2011, 10:12:58 AM: lost to blues,wolves ,albion >:(
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Post by: Mister E on May 07, 2011, 10:20:59 AM: Poor throughout; must try harder.
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Post by: Smoke on May 07, 2011, 10:23:56 AM: Oneil and Staff fucked off.
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Post by: garyshawsknee on May 07, 2011, 10:25:39 AM: Can't wait til season's over.
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Post by: Can Gana Be Bettered!?!? on May 07, 2011, 10:26:54 AM: Shit. Wank. Bollocks. Disgrace. Houllier.
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Post by: picicata on May 07, 2011, 10:32:20 AM: Up shit creek, no paddle.
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Post by: Michel Sibble on May 07, 2011, 11:11:48 AM: Board's criteria landed dreadful season
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Post by: dave.woodhall on May 07, 2011, 11:13:08 AM: Some still worship former manager.
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Post by: Jimbo on May 07, 2011, 11:13:23 AM: Expectations successfully managed, mediocrity reigns.
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Post by: Risso on May 07, 2011, 11:14:25 AM: Desperately require much better manager.
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Post by: 5ft811st2 Durham on May 07, 2011, 11:15:05 AM: Mediocre club selling false dreams.
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Post by: holtepaul on May 07, 2011, 11:15:53 AM: It's called "De ja vu" !
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Post by: TopDeck113 on May 07, 2011, 11:16:26 AM: Ashley Young runs the show.
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Post by: Ads on May 07, 2011, 11:17:21 AM: 16 years, won fuck all.
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Post by: TopDeck113 on May 07, 2011, 11:19:18 AM: This is who we are.
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Post by: Lightbulb Ben on May 07, 2011, 11:27:52 AM: What a load of arse.
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Post by: TaxDodger on May 07, 2011, 11:28:40 AM: Go and get David Moyes.
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Post by: levico on May 07, 2011, 11:28:51 AM: Gary Mac needs to leave
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Post by: Matt C on May 07, 2011, 11:29:03 AM: Is it nearly over yet.
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Post by: Des Little on May 07, 2011, 11:33:59 AM: A right load of bollocks
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Post by: Irish villain on May 07, 2011, 11:39:34 AM: The nightmare on Trinity Road.
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Post by: Surrey Villain on May 07, 2011, 11:43:37 AM: It could have been worse!
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Post by: Brend'Watkins on May 07, 2011, 11:49:30 AM: Quote from: pauliebentnuts on May 07, 2011, 09:05:17 AM
Season can't end soon enough.

With Pires playing I'm afraid it will seem like longer.
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Post by: garyshawsknee on May 07, 2011, 12:00:35 PM: O'Neil left us in it.
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Post by: pauliewalnuts on May 07, 2011, 12:00:39 PM: Quote from: Lightbulb Ben on May 07, 2011, 11:27:52 AM
What a load of arse.

Banned user returns. Banned again.
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Post by: newtonsballs on May 07, 2011, 12:02:51 PM: Quote from: Surrey Villain on May 07, 2011, 11:43:37 AM
It could have been worse!

It should have been better!
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Post by: alanclare on May 07, 2011, 12:06:12 PM: I'm Giving Up On It.
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Post by: Drummond on May 07, 2011, 12:08:34 PM: Another midfielder engineers his release.
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Post by: Tezmond on May 07, 2011, 12:09:43 PM: Nicola Keye will fix it
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Post by: Gareth on May 07, 2011, 12:13:34 PM: O'Neill, O'Leary brothers in arms
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Post by: VillaAlways on May 07, 2011, 12:18:38 PM: Quote from: pauliebentnuts on May 07, 2011, 12:00:39 PM
Quote from: Lightbulb Ben on May 07, 2011, 11:27:52 AM
What a load of arse.

Banned user returns. Banned again.
pmk1981 ?
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Post by: eric woolban woolban on May 07, 2011, 12:32:08 PM: We'll be back, next season!
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Post by: Risso on May 07, 2011, 12:32:26 PM: Quote from: Bren_d on May 07, 2011, 11:49:30 AM
Quote from: pauliebentnuts on May 07, 2011, 09:05:17 AM
Season can't end soon enough.

With Pires playing I'm afraid it will seem like longer.

That's ten words, not five.
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Post by: Olneythelonely on May 07, 2011, 12:42:08 PM: Very poor season, better next?
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Post by: Countryside Villain on May 07, 2011, 12:52:02 PM: Stuff football, cricket season's started.
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Post by: Bad English on May 07, 2011, 01:03:29 PM: (http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/228339_10150171795827896_550177895_7090261_5179330_n.jpg)

"Please let this season end"
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Post by: exigo on May 07, 2011, 01:12:45 PM: Well it wasn't sixth again
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Post by: Gazza1982 on May 07, 2011, 01:14:49 PM: Man City away??? Surrender now.
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Post by: Clark W Griswold on May 07, 2011, 01:22:11 PM: Five year plan went wrong.
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Post by: Zhong Yi on May 07, 2011, 01:27:00 PM: Me Luv U Long Time
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Post by: Lobsterboy on May 07, 2011, 01:53:53 PM: A shit season all round
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Post by: VillaAlways on May 07, 2011, 02:00:42 PM: Thank God for Darren Bent
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Post by: TheSandman on May 07, 2011, 02:04:58 PM: A collection of fuck ups.

Downhill since City Cup Surrender.

Water tourture would be preferable
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Post by: VillaZogmariner on May 07, 2011, 02:09:15 PM: Quote from: TheBentman on May 07, 2011, 02:04:58 PM
A collection of fuck ups.

Downhill since City Cup Surrender.

Water tourture would be preferable

TheBentman can't spell for shit!
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Post by: Barney74 on May 07, 2011, 03:24:30 PM: Fairly banjaxed, but holding on... ::)
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Post by: Simba on May 07, 2011, 04:40:36 PM: Passion, Pride, Purpose, Professionalism. NOT
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Post by: VillaZogmariner on May 07, 2011, 04:46:26 PM: Like watching fucking paint dry.
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Post by: luke95 on May 07, 2011, 04:54:35 PM: Quote from: VillaSubmariner on May 07, 2011, 04:46:26 PM
Like watching fucking paint dry.
Rather watch fuckin paint dry.
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Post by: Eigentor on May 07, 2011, 04:55:28 PM: Can not even beat Wigan.
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Post by: VinnieChase84 on May 07, 2011, 05:09:38 PM: Gerrard Houllier and Gary Mac
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Post by: Monty on May 07, 2011, 05:17:06 PM: Physically pain-inducing to watch.
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Post by: The Situation on May 07, 2011, 05:20:37 PM: I Do Not Care Anymore
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Post by: The Left Side on May 07, 2011, 05:21:57 PM: Proud history slight discoloured future
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Post by: TonyD on May 07, 2011, 05:24:53 PM: Pile of stinking horse giz.
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Post by: Steve R on May 07, 2011, 05:30:24 PM: What a waste of money
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Post by: Fin Feds Dad on May 07, 2011, 05:44:48 PM: Time to get ruthless, Randy
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Post by: black pearl of inchicore on May 07, 2011, 05:49:58 PM: What About A New Gaffer
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Post by: black pearl of inchicore on May 07, 2011, 05:52:33 PM: Don't Piss On My Back......
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Post by: black pearl of inchicore on May 07, 2011, 05:53:25 PM: And Tell Me It's Raining.
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Post by: Summers on May 07, 2011, 05:55:07 PM: Fuck off back to Liverpool.
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Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on May 07, 2011, 06:16:02 PM: What a waste of talent.
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Post by: bob on May 07, 2011, 06:34:57 PM: At least we're not Leeds?
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Post by: Toronto Villa on May 07, 2011, 06:42:31 PM: not very good is it?

Best forgotten. Let's move on.
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Post by: Phil from the upper holte on May 07, 2011, 06:45:29 PM: We are total utter shit
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Post by: Legion on May 07, 2011, 06:47:01 PM: Must do better next season.
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Post by: Billy Walker on May 07, 2011, 07:03:03 PM: A hugely significant summer ahead.
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Post by: clogger on May 07, 2011, 07:13:35 PM: Not enough effort considering wages
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Post by: DeKuip on May 07, 2011, 07:16:43 PM: Home games are depressing experiences
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Post by: olaftab on May 07, 2011, 07:21:54 PM: Shockingly incompetent coaching useless players
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Post by: j66acd on May 07, 2011, 07:26:55 PM: I'm on the piss tonight.

Drowning my sorrows, thanks Villa
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Post by: BedsVillain on May 07, 2011, 07:30:15 PM: seventy six quid completely wasted
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Post by: Des Little on May 07, 2011, 07:51:31 PM: shite shite shite shite shite
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Post by: maidstonevillain on May 07, 2011, 07:51:48 PM: Limping over the line. Hopefully.
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Post by: Can Gana Be Bettered!?!? on May 07, 2011, 08:34:04 PM: Quote from: garyshawsknee on May 07, 2011, 12:00:35 PM
O'Neil left us in it.

6th Place? Not anymore though.
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Post by: Can Gana Be Bettered!?!? on May 07, 2011, 08:35:06 PM: Quote from: Risso on May 07, 2011, 11:14:25 AM
Desperately require much better manager.

You don't like better managers.
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Post by: Deano's Mullet on May 07, 2011, 08:35:18 PM: I've dropped my choc ice.
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Post by: Can Gana Be Bettered!?!? on May 07, 2011, 08:36:16 PM: Quote from: midgeavfc on May 07, 2011, 08:25:26 AM
1. Over achieved with good motivator

Over achieving? Three sucessive seasons?
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Post by: Deano's Mullet on May 07, 2011, 08:39:26 PM: Avoiding match of the day.
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Post by: hawkeye on May 07, 2011, 08:39:28 PM: As bad as it gets
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Post by: Deano's Mullet on May 07, 2011, 08:42:33 PM: It could get much worse
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Post by: hawkeye on May 07, 2011, 08:43:49 PM: Glad to see you Go.

The Ramones
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Post by: luke95 on May 07, 2011, 08:44:09 PM: I want my money back
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Post by: Kent Villian on May 07, 2011, 09:05:04 PM: Slight variation - song that sums up our plight, mine is 4 non blondes - What the FUCK is going on????
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Post by: adrenachrome on May 07, 2011, 10:00:01 PM: Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition
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Post by: SashasGrandad on May 07, 2011, 10:04:21 PM: STILL NOT MATHEMATICALLY SAFE YET
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Post by: Steve67 on May 07, 2011, 10:12:27 PM: Sack him, do it now!!
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Post by: Kingthing on May 07, 2011, 11:54:58 PM: What a waste of carrots.
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Post by: russon on May 08, 2011, 07:38:12 AM: Must poach Moyes right NOW
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Post by: Caiphus on May 08, 2011, 09:03:48 AM: we can't score or defend

shit ****** all of them
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Post by: Villa'Zawg on May 08, 2011, 10:27:51 AM: Wage reduction strategy proving expensive.
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Post by: Rip Van We Go Again on May 08, 2011, 10:37:40 AM: Houllier returns, season ticket rejected.
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Post by: lovejoy on May 08, 2011, 11:08:35 AM: Modern football in a nutshell
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Post by: olaftab on May 08, 2011, 11:10:09 AM: Quote from: adrenachrome on May 07, 2011, 10:00:01 PM
Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition

FUBAR interesting.
May be we can sing "Fubar m'lord" against Liverpool!
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Post by: *shellac* on May 09, 2011, 05:17:46 AM: Win, Draw, Lose - We Moan!
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Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on May 09, 2011, 07:29:26 AM: The Year of Living Dangerously ?

(http://www.celtoslavica.de/chiaroscuro/films/yearliving/year.jpg)
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Post by: cannock villa on May 09, 2011, 08:23:21 AM: Four managers in one season
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Post by: Dave Cooper please on May 09, 2011, 11:25:22 AM: Fuck bollocks shit wank twat.
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Post by: Mazrim on May 09, 2011, 11:27:37 AM: Wake me when it's over.
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Post by: black pearl of inchicore on May 09, 2011, 11:33:07 AM: Bonding Session Was Major Success
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Post by: Breezeblock on May 09, 2011, 12:14:47 PM: Wish i'd saved my money.
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Post by: Meanwood Villa on May 09, 2011, 12:33:51 PM: Monseuir Gerard Houllier bad choice
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Post by: MoetVillan on May 09, 2011, 12:36:17 PM: Bet Milner regrets his decision
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Post by: Eckybloke on May 09, 2011, 12:40:55 PM: Thank fuck for West Ham.
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Post by: NorthYvillan on May 09, 2011, 12:42:35 PM: What happened to our defence?
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Post by: PaulTheVillan on May 09, 2011, 12:46:13 PM: A load of fucking shit.
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Post by: Merv on May 09, 2011, 12:48:35 PM: When Can You Start, Martin?
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Post by: Chris Jameson on May 09, 2011, 02:40:44 PM: Ian Dury sums it up best.

Arseholes, bastards, fucking c*nts (&) pricks.
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Post by: serbentoflight on May 09, 2011, 02:48:43 PM: Young - Gifted, and soon elsewhere
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Post by: Blagg on May 09, 2011, 03:21:39 PM: See you all in August
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Post by: astonvillan on May 09, 2011, 03:24:37 PM: the five year plan. lol.
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Post by: MarkM on May 09, 2011, 03:39:09 PM: Up shit creek without [a] paddle
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Post by: Dave P on May 09, 2011, 03:50:28 PM: Turmoil from start to finish
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Post by: pauliewalnuts on May 09, 2011, 04:05:26 PM: PAUL FAULKENER YOU MUST DIE!!!11!!!!
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Post by: astonvillan on May 09, 2011, 04:14:26 PM: We Are Shit, My Lord.
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Post by: Richard E on May 09, 2011, 04:20:26 PM: 1. Gerard Houllier is Our Manager.

2. Gary Mac Is His Assistant
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Post by: Dave Cooper please on May 09, 2011, 04:51:20 PM: Heroes [and] Villains, THE Villa Fanzine.
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Post by: gaucho1966 on May 09, 2011, 04:52:40 PM: Season ticket in the bin
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Post by: aldridgeboy on May 09, 2011, 04:56:59 PM: Its why I didnt renew!
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Post by: adrenachrome on May 09, 2011, 05:44:53 PM: Fuck this for a laugh
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Post by: abc123cox on May 09, 2011, 06:19:01 PM: Get well soon mr. Houllier
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Post by: abc123cox on May 09, 2011, 06:22:21 PM: Martin o'neil all is forgiven

Lol too much i think
Maybe

O'neil it's all your fault!
Or
I'll be back next season
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Post by: adrenachrome on May 09, 2011, 08:49:20 PM: Please God, make it stop
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Post by: Greg N'Ash on May 09, 2011, 10:53:25 PM: can't play football with hoofers
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Post by: petegoldring on May 10, 2011, 04:34:18 AM: Dunne ate all the pies
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Post by: *shellac* on May 10, 2011, 04:58:00 AM: Relegation Avoided By A Point
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Post by: Gazza1982 on May 10, 2011, 08:56:50 AM: Get new management team now.
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Post by: JD on May 10, 2011, 09:06:16 AM: After the Wigan game:-

What a waste of time
What a load of shit
Someone give us Villa back
Please stop, I've had enough
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Post by: Legion on May 10, 2011, 09:31:40 AM: Is this season over yet?
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Post by: murgsy on May 10, 2011, 09:32:53 AM: Just not that bothered now
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Post by: *shellac* on May 10, 2011, 09:36:31 AM: Back To Where We Started
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Post by: Concrete John on May 10, 2011, 10:09:06 AM: If only Martin was here.
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Post by: pablopicasso_10 on May 10, 2011, 10:10:18 AM: totallly and completely unnaceptable disgrace...
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Post by: prmort on May 10, 2011, 11:48:42 AM: five year plan. Yeah right.
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Post by: adrenachrome on May 10, 2011, 11:59:03 AM: Thank you for the migraine
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Post by: kipeye on May 10, 2011, 06:27:48 PM: Ha ha ha ha sob.
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Post by: adrenachrome on May 10, 2011, 06:43:23 PM: A pain in the scrote
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Post by: Rancid custard on May 10, 2011, 06:51:14 PM: Your playing makes me cry
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Post by: Legion on May 10, 2011, 06:53:17 PM: There is always next season.
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Post by: gervilla on May 10, 2011, 08:13:31 PM: A complete and utter shambles.
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Post by: SashasGrandad on May 10, 2011, 09:29:08 PM: Who to blame? Not me!
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Post by: adrenachrome on May 10, 2011, 09:32:14 PM: The bell tolls for whom?
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Post by: berneboy on May 10, 2011, 09:41:56 PM: Depressing Bern on his birthday

(tomorrow actually but I couldn't make it fit due to old age.)
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Post by: SashasGrandad on May 10, 2011, 09:51:22 PM: Osama. It's Bin crap season.
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Post by: newtonsballs on May 10, 2011, 09:55:32 PM: Feck, arse, nuns reverse, drink!
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Post by: adrenachrome on May 10, 2011, 09:58:00 PM: Oh dear! Happy birthday, Bern.
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Post by: lordmcgrath5 on May 11, 2011, 07:46:10 AM: Clueless, directionless, gutless, pointless, defenceless.
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Post by: not3bad on May 11, 2011, 12:37:40 PM: Hopeful for future. Present? Shitwank.