Heroes & Villains, the Aston Villa fanzine
Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: dave.woodhall on February 03, 2011, 03:49:19 PM
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A position has arisen in the direct sales and marketing team of a prestigious matchday publication. PM me if you'd like to join our happy band.
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Is the company car a montego?
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Who did you fire Dave? Wasn't for sexist comments about female fanzine distributors was it?
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Is the matchday publication Razzle? Always buy after a loss....makes me feel better!
If so any perks?
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Can i work from home????
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Have you got a deal with Big Terry ? - i.e. 'all you can eat burgers' as remuneration ?
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Do I get travelling expenses from Dundee?
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Those applying must be water resistant and have current life insurance cover.
A CSE in maths is an advantage.
Those with previous "hard sell" experience will go to the front of the queue.
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Those applying must be water resistant and have current life insurance cover.
A CSE in maths is an advantage.
Those with previous "hard sell" experience will go to the front of the queue.
Yea the front of the queue at the bar....
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A position has arisen in the direct sales and marketing team of a prestigious matchday publication. PM me if you'd like to join our happy band.
What have you sacked me for?
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A position has arisen in the direct sales and marketing team of a prestigious matchday publication. PM me if you'd like to join our happy band.
What have you sacked me for?
You haven't been sacked, you're being given an assistant.
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A position has arisen in the direct sales and marketing team of a prestigious matchday publication. PM me if you'd like to join our happy band.
What have you sacked me for?
You haven't been sacked, you're being given an assistant.
Can you get one on a YTS?
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Would me letting you sleep with my misses, push me to the front of the queue ?
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A position has arisen in the direct sales and marketing team of a prestigious matchday publication. PM me if you'd like to join our happy band.
What have you sacked me for?
You haven't been sacked, you're being given an assistant.
God help him/her.
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I will continue in my capacity as Legion's unofficial sales assistant.
I am sure that a detailed statistical analysis would show that his sales dramatically increase when I'm stood by him.
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I will continue in my capacity as Legion's unofficial sales assistant.
I am sure that a detailed statistical analysis would show that his sales dramatically increase when I'm stood by him.
Not according to Villadawg. The combined sales of My Eyes Have Seen The Glory, Cock-A-Doodle-Doo and The Proud Cockerel far outstrip H&V sales.(winky)
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Don't get me started on H&V's sell-to-drink policy.
All that money that should be going towards avant-garde new writing talent and graphic design, is being quite literally pissed up the wall at The Barton Arms. I wouldn't mind so much if it was being spent on proper wife-beater type booze but it is all been thrown away on useless, flat, dark ale type micro-biotic shite.Its a disgrace.
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Do you get a pension and after 25 years a gold watch.
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Where do you sell these days, Legion?
Where I park (Serpentine), I have to double back to buy off Mac, and as I often get to the ground only just before kick off, instead rely on a seller (which often used to be Legion) on Witton Lane at the corner of the Holte and the Witton Lane stands. Recently no-one's been there, though, and I have to leg it up to Trinity Road quick to get my fix.
I'd prefer not to get a subscription as I really appreciate the "sad bastard" comments I get off my wife as I get the £1.50 out of my pocket.
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Don't get me started on H&V's sell-to-drink policy.
All that money that should be going towards avant-garde new writing talent and graphic design, is being quite literally pissed up the wall at The Barton Arms. I wouldn't mind so much if it was being spent on proper wife-beater type booze but it is all been thrown away on useless, flat, dark ale type micro-biotic shite.Its a disgrace.
I think the H & V sellers have suffered under Woodhall's new training methods.
Making them run up and down the slopes of Aston Park prior to selling, can't be much good for them.
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Where do you sell these days, Legion?
Since the "King of Chaos" is probably off instilling disaster into the country's youth at the moment, I'll answer on his behalf......
Normally on Trinity Road, either right outside the gates or across the road opposite the burger van. However, last week Leeg was by the North Stand carpark gates across the road from the watchful eye of Dave.
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He's out of luck if he's looking for talent on this site.
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Is the matchday publication Razzle? Always buy after a loss....makes me feel better!
You must have three or four copies of the Christmas issue.
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Usually Trinity Road gates before the game and inbetween the park and the church afterwards in the middle of the road. Luckily the authorities have closed the road to traffic.
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I see my post vanished ;)
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Where was Percy today?
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The site won't let me PM you Dave, so just to say if you're short of hands for any of the away games in London let me know and I may be able to help on a game by game basis...checks fixtures for next such an occasion...ah yes, W Ham on 16 April then Arsenal 14 May. Reckon I could probably do those.
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Where was Percy today?
On gardening leave.