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Title: 0% Villa - Hodgson's gone
Post by: K3Villa on January 07, 2011, 06:56:14 PM


This is quality. Not sure if people have seen this. Feel free to move or delete if not appropriate.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Not A Hodgson Fan.
Post by: The Left Side on January 07, 2011, 07:03:04 PM
I was wondering when one of these would be seen again, anybody got the time to do a Villa one?
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Not A Hodgson Fan.
Post by: Slaphead on January 07, 2011, 07:41:17 PM
I have been wanting to do one of these for various reasons, anyone know how to do them?
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Not A Hodgson Fan.
Post by: Marlon's Hairy Wood on January 07, 2011, 07:51:06 PM
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neither is this guy, bloody yanks

'fuck you and the horse you rode in on!'

hilarious
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Not A Hodgson Fan.
Post by: nuninho on January 07, 2011, 08:32:45 PM
There's a ryanair one as well. 

Title: Re: 0% Villa - Not A Hodgson Fan.
Post by: joe_c on January 07, 2011, 10:36:45 PM
Anyone thinking of attempting one should probably watch this first

Title: Re: 0% Villa - Not A Hodgson Fan.
Post by: Richard C on January 07, 2011, 10:51:27 PM
Hodgson is the worst Pool manager since Michael Barrymore.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Not A Hodgson Fan.
Post by: philsheard on January 07, 2011, 11:48:14 PM
This Preston North End one is quite funny too:
 

 
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Not A Hodgson Fan.
Post by: Lizz on January 08, 2011, 11:16:12 AM
Woy's gone.
Title: Hodgson
Post by: cdbearsfan on January 08, 2011, 11:18:29 AM
Dalglish in charge till end of the season. Hopefully it will end in tears like Keegan at Newcastle.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Not A Hodgson Fan.
Post by: Linus on January 08, 2011, 11:28:44 AM
So for the thir time this season, a club above us in the table fires their manager and we still have Inspector Clousseau?
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Not A Hodgson Fan.
Post by: richard moore on January 08, 2011, 11:30:33 AM
I'd pay quite a lot of money to now see Dalglish actually do worse than Hodgson. How entertaining would that be.....
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Not A Hodgson Fan.
Post by: Brend'Watkins on January 08, 2011, 11:32:25 AM
I'd pay quite a lot of money to now see Dalglish actually do worse than Hodgson. How entertaining would that be.....

We'd almost certainly be 'treated' to a few more Downfall Parodies.
Title: Liverpool, Villa, Hodgson and Houllier
Post by: Dan England on January 08, 2011, 11:32:36 AM
Yesterday at work I was talking to a Liverpool fan. He preceeded to go on a 15 minute rant about Liverpool and Hodgson. Jist of the rant was:-

Poor manager, should never have got the job, poor signings, poor tactics should be a lot higher in the league. He then went on saying that Benitez had been driving the club down for the last couple of years, had made poor signings, hadn't blooded the youth players, had a crap squad that had been carried by a couple excellent players.

At the time I argued with him that Hodgson hadn't had enough time, it wasn't his team, his "big" players hadn't performed, he hadn't been able to bring his own players in and to get rid of him after such a short time would be madness and they would struggle to get anyone better in.


Later on thinking about the Villa their situation is very similar to ours. So why do I think it would be madness for them to sack Hodgson yet can't make my mind up about Houllier?
Title: Re: Liverpool, Villa, Hodgson and Houllier
Post by: richard moore on January 08, 2011, 11:34:10 AM
Three threads now running that involve Hodgson in some detail...
Title: 0% Villa - Hodgson's gone
Post by: UK Redsox on January 08, 2011, 11:35:25 AM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/l/liverpool/9350630.stm

Hodgson's out and Kenny's in
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Hodgson's gone
Post by: UK Redsox on January 08, 2011, 11:36:16 AM
Merge away if necessary Mr Mod
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Hodgson's gone
Post by: Legion on January 08, 2011, 11:36:49 AM
Done.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Hodgson's gone
Post by: Chris Smith on January 08, 2011, 11:38:52 AM
Dalgleish can go straight in so they will not be disadvantaged in the transfer window. We don't have that luxury so it makes more sense to stick with him for now.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Hodgson's gone
Post by: Greg N'Ash on January 08, 2011, 11:40:08 AM
*puts tenner on MON in May*
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Hodgson's gone
Post by: UK Redsox on January 08, 2011, 11:41:17 AM
Done.

Oi Baker, you could have merged everything into MY thread.

Blimey, you make friends with the higher-ups and this is how they treat you   ;)
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Hodgson's gone
Post by: UK Redsox on January 08, 2011, 11:41:44 AM
Liverpool can have Kenny, just send Kelly my way
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Hodgson's gone
Post by: Legion on January 08, 2011, 11:45:12 AM
Done.

Oi Baker, you could have merged everything into MY thread.

Blimey, you make friends with the higher-ups and this is how they treat you   ;)

I did.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Hodgson's gone
Post by: UK Redsox on January 08, 2011, 11:47:53 AM
Ah, I see. You used my thread but the earlier posts on other threads appear before my initial post making it look like another thread was used.

This interweb stuff in bloody complicated at times
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Hodgson's gone
Post by: garyshawsknee on January 08, 2011, 11:55:51 AM
Damn,i was hoping Woy was gonna bring them into the relegation battle with us.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Hodgson's gone
Post by: pablopicasso_10 on January 08, 2011, 11:58:51 AM
wait for months of media wanking over the bin dippers now...

they had some nobend on their earlier defending the bin dipper fans booing of hodgson... when we sarcastically cheered gabby being taken off, it was reported as booing and mick dennis even compared us to millwall v west ham fans stabbing each other...

i hate the media in this country...
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Hodgson's gone
Post by: sheldon nose on January 08, 2011, 12:01:16 PM
Hes ok is hodgson,you could do no worse than get him down the villa....he would do ok at your place,lesser expectations and all that.....just saying how i see it really....
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Hodgson's gone
Post by: Greg N'Ash on January 08, 2011, 12:02:50 PM
no thanks. he's nearly as bad as the muppet in charge of your lot.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Hodgson's gone
Post by: jonzy85 on January 08, 2011, 12:50:39 PM
Dear Randy,

We finished above Liverpool last year and now languish 6 places below them in the relegation zone.

They have deemed it fit to get rid before too much damage is done.

Can you please take note of the conduct of your countryman.

Thanks
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Hodgson's gone
Post by: Mazrim on January 08, 2011, 12:56:11 PM
Is this the famous Das Boot room?
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Hodgson's gone
Post by: ozzjim on January 08, 2011, 01:02:43 PM
Hes ok is hodgson,you could do no worse than get him down the villa....he would do ok at your place,lesser expectations and all that.....just saying how i see it really....

Always a not so subtly disguised dig isn't there sheldon.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Hodgson's gone
Post by: Holtenderinthesky on January 08, 2011, 01:04:29 PM
Hodgson is part of that group of managers that includes Curbishley, Allardyce (and I believe Coyle) who will always do well at a smallish Prem club but will struggle at a higher level.  I hope he doesn't end up here, my bet is Blackburn who he managed before ( I think).
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Hodgson's gone
Post by: DrGonzo on January 08, 2011, 01:10:30 PM
Let's hope King Kenny can work his magic and bring them even lower.  Why they think that all the foreign players at Liverpool will be inspired by this Anfield Legend I do no know.  Just heard some ex-scouse player saying this will give "the whole city a lift", why are Red Scouse fans such arrogant wankers?  Did anyone hear the reaction to Lawrie Sanchez saying they were no longer a "big club", spit the dummy? They nearly swallowed the dummy and shat it back out.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Hodgson's gone
Post by: olaftab on January 08, 2011, 01:16:38 PM
Dalglish in charge till end of the season. Hopefully it will end in tears like Keegan at Newcastle.

Yes Messiah retuens!
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Hodgson's gone
Post by: N'Rexy on January 08, 2011, 01:24:02 PM
That's one lot of players who got their Christmas wish. Let's see if our lot manage to do the same.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Hodgson's gone
Post by: ozzjim on January 08, 2011, 01:26:55 PM
Hodgson could be at West Ham before long. Play football like they want, and history of keeping Fulham up when they looked all but down.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Hodgson's gone
Post by: lovejoy on January 08, 2011, 01:37:21 PM
I'd have him over Houllier any day of the week.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Hodgson's gone
Post by: Holtenderinthesky on January 08, 2011, 02:17:19 PM
I'd have him over Houllier any day of the week.

Particularly on a Saturday.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Hodgson's gone
Post by: taylorsworkrate on January 08, 2011, 03:10:04 PM
Hodgson had to go really,  poor performance after poor performance, then alienated the fans with your actions and comments.

You can't expect to stay in the job after that.

Oh wait.......................
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Hodgson's gone
Post by: sheldon nose on January 08, 2011, 04:33:10 PM
Hes ok is hodgson,you could do no worse than get him down the villa....he would do ok at your place,lesser expectations and all that.....just saying how i see it really....

Always a not so subtly disguised dig isn't there sheldon.
Not at all mate,just think hodgson is a better manager than you have now....
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Hodgson's gone
Post by: richard moore on January 08, 2011, 04:59:16 PM
Let's hope King Kenny can work his magic and bring them even lower.  Why they think that all the foreign players at Liverpool will be inspired by this Anfield Legend I do no know.  Just heard some ex-scouse player saying this will give "the whole city a lift", why are Red Scouse fans such arrogant wankers?  Did anyone hear the reaction to Lawrie Sanchez saying they were no longer a "big club", spit the dummy? They nearly swallowed the dummy and shat it back out.

It was hilarious. John Aldridge nearly had a heart attack on the radio and cue loads of sanctimonious, pretentious bindippers phoning in to complain about Sanchez's comments..who went up in my estimation no end!
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Hodgson's gone
Post by: KevinGage on January 08, 2011, 05:30:29 PM
Hes ok is hodgson,you could do no worse than get him down the villa....he would do ok at your place,lesser expectations and all that.....just saying how i see it really....

Yeah, you lot would know all about lesser expectations.

A win next week and you can all go on an extended holiday. You'll have achieved your goal for the season.

The fact that GH is coming in for so much stick might give you a clue as to our expectations. Clue: they generally centre around more than staying up and the odd win against a local rival.

Though I'm sure if GH was B-lose manager and was able to deliver that level of heady  success you'd be having open top bus parades around the Town Hall.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Hodgson's gone
Post by: The Left Side on January 08, 2011, 07:55:13 PM
Such a shame they didn't get MoN in there, he could have taken a few of our deadwood of our hands. Still a tough start for Kenny, manure in the cup and then a derby game with Everton.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Hodgson's gone
Post by: hawkeye on January 08, 2011, 08:02:26 PM
I have a lot of sympathy for Hodgeson. I think he is a very decent man and  manager, not surprised he hasnt survived the vipers nest that is Anfield, having Daglish hanging around and wanting your job didnt help.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Hodgson's gone
Post by: The Situation on January 08, 2011, 08:06:26 PM
Hes ok is hodgson,you could do no worse than get him down the villa....he would do ok at your place,lesser expectations and all that.....just saying how i see it really....

Always a not so subtly disguised dig isn't there sheldon.
Not at all mate,just think hodgson is a better manager than you have now....
Yeah, cos' Mcleish is so much better with his HOOFBALL tactics against every opposition...

I wish I was you Sheldon Nose. A Birmingham City supporter, such great knowledge of football and on a Villa forum regulary even on a Saturday evening declining all those hot women you would pull in the clubs because you'd rather be on here.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Hodgson's gone
Post by: Legion on January 08, 2011, 08:08:01 PM
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On a Villa forum regulary even on a Saturday evening declining all those hot women you would pull in the clubs because you'd rather be on here.

Sums me up perfectly.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Hodgson's gone
Post by: AV82EC on January 09, 2011, 11:17:01 AM


We're playing them last game of the season could be time for another banner from leighton of this parish. My starter for 10 would be on an old theme
" who's your next messiah, cilla or tarby?"
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Hodgson's gone
Post by: Bad English on January 09, 2011, 11:23:16 AM
Poor old Houllier, he'll be gazing wistfully at his one true love as she takes her former husband back into the marital bed.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Hodgson's gone
Post by: Eigentor on January 09, 2011, 11:51:28 AM
I think Liverpool made the same mistake in the summer as many posters here want us to make: to sack a good manager who is underperforming because they are convinced that it is obvious that he can replaced by someone who is superior. But even though Liverpool thought they had the capabilities of being a top side, it may be that Benitez actually did a good job keeping the madhouse at Anfield afloat. After all, his record doesn't suggest that he was a bad manager: beating Barcelona and Real Madrid to win the La Liga with Valencia and winning CL with a mediocre side. But his reputation became weak because of some mediocre signings and poor relations to the national media.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Hodgson's gone
Post by: WikiVilla on January 10, 2011, 05:44:14 PM
For being a complete disaster, old Woy hasn't faired to badly if the reports are true he's had a £7m pay-off
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Hodgson's gone
Post by: Rip Van We Go Again on January 10, 2011, 06:15:11 PM
For being a complete disaster, old Woy hasn't faired to badly if the reports are true he's had a £7m pay-off
Good on you Fagin, make the bastards pay, he's only been in the job 5 minutes.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Hodgson's gone
Post by: sfx412 on January 12, 2011, 01:36:39 PM
Manager of the Year one minute, replaced by a bloke who hasn't been in football for 10 years the next.

How much was it down to their supporters ?

As G Taylor found, its not always wise to go back is it.

Here's to us winning our last game and putting them down.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Hodgson's gone
Post by: Dr Butler on January 12, 2011, 01:48:29 PM
Manager of the Year one minute, replaced by a bloke who hasn't been in football for 10 years the next.

How much was it down to their supporters ?

As G Taylor found, its not always wise to go back is it.

Here's to us winning our last game and putting them down.

The new chairman wants to win a popularity contest I reckon by appointing old sour face.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Hodgson's gone
Post by: Villa'Zawg on January 12, 2011, 01:52:12 PM
Manager of the Year one minute, replaced by a bloke who hasn't been in football for 10 years the next.

How much was it down to their supporters ?

As G Taylor found, its not always wise to go back is it.

Here's to us winning our last game and putting them down.

not as much as it was down to their results.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Hodgson's gone
Post by: richard moore on January 12, 2011, 01:54:43 PM
Manager of the Year one minute, replaced by a bloke who hasn't been in football for 10 years the next.

How much was it down to their supporters ?

As G Taylor found, its not always wise to go back is it.

Here's to us winning our last game and putting them down.

The new chairman wants to win a popularity contest I reckon by appointing old sour face.

He hasn't aged well has he? Has something about his demeanour that suggests that he may have been sampling some malt whisky since last in post, though he probably hasn't got that much taste being a surrogate bindipper...
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Hodgson's gone
Post by: Chris Jameson on January 12, 2011, 02:18:25 PM


We're playing them last game of the season could be time for another banner from leighton of this parish. My starter for 10 would be on an old theme
" who's your next messiah, cilla or tarby?"

I'd rather it was Houllier. The way things are going I don't think Villa will be in a position to take the piss.


Title: Re: 0% Villa - Hodgson's gone
Post by: pauliewalnuts on January 12, 2011, 02:42:41 PM
If I - heaven forfend - were a nose, I'd have been most annoyed at half time in our semi final to have had a ten minute segment about fucking Liverpool, as the BBC showed last night.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Hodgson's gone
Post by: Villa'Zawg on January 12, 2011, 02:53:30 PM
If I - heaven forfend - were a nose, I'd have been most annoyed at half time in our semi final to have had a ten minute segment about fucking Liverpool, as the BBC showed last night.

and finished the programme with a segment and discussion about  some bloke having a kick-about in North London.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Hodgson's gone
Post by: Chico Hamilton III on January 12, 2011, 03:00:38 PM
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If I - heaven forfend - were a nose, I'd have been most annoyed at half time in our semi final to have had a ten minute segment about fucking Liverpool, as the BBC showed last night.

Aye - and Dixon and Hansen looked as if they'd just returned from a funeral last night.

Suits and ties on football pundits? what is this, the 1960s?

I expect my experts to be wearing grey slim-fit shirts with enough buttons undone to reveal an unpleasant volume of hairy chestage and a pair of trousers so tight that their thighs are bursting out if the seams.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Hodgson's gone
Post by: Risso on January 12, 2011, 03:09:32 PM
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If I - heaven forfend - were a nose, I'd have been most annoyed at half time in our semi final to have had a ten minute segment about fucking Liverpool, as the BBC showed last night.

Aye - and Dixon and Hansen looked as if they'd just returned from a funeral last night.

Suits and ties on football pundits? what is this, the 1960s?

I expect my experts to be wearing grey slim-fit shirts with enough buttons undone to reveal an unpleasant volume of hairy chestage and a pair of trousers so tight that their thighs are bursting out if the seams.

Copyright:  Redknapp, J.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Hodgson's gone
Post by: Chris Smith on January 13, 2011, 08:59:06 PM
Is Dalglish the worst caretaker since Ian Huntley?
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Hodgson's gone
Post by: The Man With A Stick on January 14, 2011, 04:15:52 PM
This made me laugh.  A lot.

(http://i1082.photobucket.com/albums/j366/Awesome_Welles/166426_10150125980031002_672446001_8164648_6684535_n.jpg)

(click on the image to make it readable)
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Hodgson's gone
Post by: Perry Barr Pet on January 14, 2011, 04:25:16 PM
Brilliant!
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Hodgson's gone
Post by: Legion on January 14, 2011, 04:25:31 PM
Very good.
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