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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: dazzyg on December 29, 2010, 11:33:23 AM

Title: Crisis At Villa Park
Post by: dazzyg on December 29, 2010, 11:33:23 AM
As we all know MON screwed us with days to go before the start of the new season but  this
was only part of the problem. We have players on huge salaries (long term contracts) that no
other team will touch . We have no leader on or off the pitch we just have so called stars who
are really not interested in playing for us and certainly not bothered about Houliier. Training
seems to be a bit of a problem area as Houllier has introduced double training sessions
which has probably caused all the injuries as MON used to do very little according to reports.
What we need now is either for Randy Lerner to actually make an announcement (can we
please hear your voice) and say that he has made an error in recruiting Houllier and bring
someone else in (possibly Martin Jol) what is the point in giving Houllier money to spend when
the  team don't want to play for him. We are being linked with second rate players who are
not going to help us fight what is now a relegation dogfight. We are now a club in turmoil and us
us fans do not deserve to watch this rubbish week in week out.
Title: Re: Crisis At Villa Park
Post by: The Man With A Stick on December 29, 2010, 11:35:57 AM
It's not officially a crisis until "tornvillabadge.jpg" appears on the back of the Mail.
Title: Re: Crisis At Villa Park
Post by: PeterWithe on December 29, 2010, 11:39:12 AM
It's not officially a crisis until "tornvillabadge.jpg" appears on the back of the Mail.

I'd just though of that when I saw the title. There will soon be noses writing in to the Mail pretending to be Villa fans saying we should go cap in hand to MON begging him to come back...not as bad an idea as appointing Neil fucking Warnock mind.

We'll lose to Chelsea then go on a run and all this will be old news.
Title: Re: Crisis At Villa Park
Post by: dazzyg on December 29, 2010, 11:40:53 AM
The torn badge is just around the corner I'm afraid  !  What the hell are Chelski going to do to us on unday I fear another 7-0 humiliation. I hate to admit it but we really are up s**t creek.
Title: Re: Crisis At Villa Park
Post by: lovejoy on December 29, 2010, 11:42:34 AM
Agreed. Those in the "give him the transfer window" camp should think how many players we are realistically going to get. 3 tops so there are 8 players currently not performing that we'll be stuck with for the rest of the season.

Big call Randy.
Title: Re: Crisis At Villa Park
Post by: dazzyg on December 29, 2010, 11:43:14 AM
For those fans going to Stamford Bridge on Sunday (me being one of them) we need to start letting Houllier know that we are not happy it's ok to applaud the players but even they don't give a s**t they
can't be bothered to even come over to us and say thanks for the loyal support.
Title: Re: Crisis At Villa Park
Post by: Risso on December 29, 2010, 11:44:29 AM
Where is Randy by the way?  Time to show some leadership for a change.
Title: Re: Crisis At Villa Park
Post by: The Man With A Stick on December 29, 2010, 11:46:03 AM
Where does the whole "torn badge" thing in the tabloids come from?  It's always made me laugh.  Can anyone remember when it started?

When Sir Brian turned things around in 1994/5 I don't remember seeing a picture of him glueing the badge back together, that would have been the least they could have done.
Title: Re: Crisis At Villa Park
Post by: PeterWithe on December 29, 2010, 11:46:43 AM
For those fans going to Stamford Bridge on Sunday (me being one of them) we need to start letting Houllier know that we are not happy it's ok to applaud the players but even they don't give a s**t they
can't be bothered to even come over to us and say thanks for the loyal support.

Difficult one, if I'd have been at City yesterday and they came over I'd have given them a round of fucks.
Title: Re: Crisis At Villa Park
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on December 29, 2010, 11:47:10 AM
Crisis ? What crisis ?
Title: Re: Crisis At Villa Park
Post by: Mortimer's Bear on December 29, 2010, 11:47:34 AM
This is a crisis. A large crisis. In fact, if you've got a moment, it's a twelve-story crisis with a magnificent entrance hall, carpeting throughout, 24-hour portage, and an enormous sign on the roof, saying 'This Is a Large Crisis'. A large crisis requires a large plan. Get me two pencils and a pair of underpants...
Title: Re: Crisis At Villa Park
Post by: VillaAlways on December 29, 2010, 11:52:00 AM
This is a crisis. A large crisis. In fact, if you've got a moment, it's a twelve-story crisis with a magnificent entrance hall, carpeting throughout, 24-hour portage, and an enormous sign on the roof, saying 'This Is a Large Crisis'. A large crisis requires a large plan. Get me two pencils and a pair of underpants...

love it
Title: Re: Crisis At Villa Park
Post by: Legion on December 29, 2010, 11:53:09 AM
It's a storm in a teacup.
Title: Re: Crisis At Villa Park
Post by: Chris Smith on December 29, 2010, 11:58:56 AM
Quote
What we need now is either for Randy Lerner to actually make an announcement (can we
please hear your voice) and say that he has made an error in recruiting Houllier and bring
someone else in (possibly Martin Jol) what is the point in giving Houllier money to spend when
the  team don't want to play for him

So what's the 'or' to your either?

I hope Lerner has got a bit more bottle than to panic now.
Title: Re: Crisis At Villa Park
Post by: TheBarneyArmy on December 29, 2010, 12:12:48 PM
Houllier is the new McNeil, we're doomed.
Title: Re: Crisis At Villa Park
Post by: Shrek on December 29, 2010, 12:22:04 PM
We are not in crisis, this is just a blip!

We will finish 6th or 7th................!
Title: Re: Crisis At Villa Park
Post by: Pete3206 on December 29, 2010, 12:23:25 PM
Shrek, I see you're fond of fairy tales.

Title: Re: Crisis At Villa Park
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on December 29, 2010, 12:49:57 PM
Houllier is the new McNeil, we're doomed.


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Title: Re: Crisis At Villa Park
Post by: Chris Smith on December 29, 2010, 12:55:00 PM
Will it help if next Wednesday evening I change the answerphone message on my phone to "Chris is at Villa Park".
Title: Re: Crisis At Villa Park
Post by: TaxDodger on December 29, 2010, 02:55:16 PM
This is a crisis. A large crisis. In fact, if you've got a moment, it's a twelve-story crisis with a magnificent entrance hall, carpeting throughout, 24-hour portage, and an enormous sign on the roof, saying 'This Is a Large Crisis'. A large crisis requires a large plan. Get me two pencils and a pair of underpants...

I text this to my friend after the third went in yestersay. He replied that we should prepare the guest house for Mr cock up.
Title: Re: Crisis At Villa Park
Post by: Sutton_Villa23 on December 29, 2010, 06:54:54 PM
We are not in crisis, this is just a blip!

We will finish 6th or 7th................!

What you sniffing fella? get real, we are a poor side with a poor manager
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