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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: PaulTheVillan on December 08, 2010, 02:02:19 PM

Title: The Snood.
Post by: PaulTheVillan on December 08, 2010, 02:02:19 PM
Top 10 Snoods (http://ht.ly/3lPZa)

No sign of Ashley Young in that top 10.

Has anyone bought an AVFC Snood from the club shop?

If I was the manager I'd ban them. Too cold? Run around.
Title: Re: The Snood.
Post by: pablopicasso_10 on December 08, 2010, 02:04:20 PM
snood?

my god, football is in a bad state.. i played 6-a-side in -5 on monday night on what amounted to sheet ice, and we werent wearing stupid little fancy named turtle necks...

pansy ass little mother fuckers...

edit...

the delicately weak arsed fornicating children without fathers!
Title: Re: The Snood.
Post by: Chris Smith on December 08, 2010, 02:20:52 PM
snood?

my god, football is in a bad state.. i played 6-a-side in -5 on monday night on what amounted to sheet ice, and we werent wearing stupid little fancy named turtle necks...

pansy ass little mother fuckers...

I don't know what's worse, football players wearing a snood or people trying to swear like a Yank.

Title: Re: The Snood.
Post by: Chico Hamilton III on December 08, 2010, 02:23:07 PM
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football players wearing a snood or people trying to swear like a Yank.

Brad Freidel wearing a snood would look like a circumcised penis
Title: Re: The Snood.
Post by: dicedlam on December 08, 2010, 02:25:36 PM
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football players wearing a snood or people trying to swear like a Yank.

Brad Freidel wearing a snood would look like a circumcised penis

Nice one chico. I needed that laugh today.
Title: Re: The Snood.
Post by: PaulTheVillan on December 08, 2010, 02:28:45 PM
snood?

my god, football is in a bad state.. i played 6-a-side in -5 on monday night on what amounted to sheet ice, and we werent wearing stupid little fancy named turtle necks...

pansy ass little mother fuckers...

I don't know what's worse, football players wearing a snood or people trying to swear like a Yank.



Snoods are for Jerks.

;)
Title: Re: The Snood.
Post by: TimTheVillain on December 08, 2010, 02:42:05 PM
Real men don't wear snoods !
Title: Re: The Snood.
Post by: Blackcountry Villa on December 08, 2010, 02:59:57 PM
Gays.
Title: Re: The Snood.
Post by: Small Rodent on December 08, 2010, 03:16:20 PM
snood?

my god, football is in a bad state.. i played 6-a-side in -5 on monday night on what amounted to sheet ice, and we werent wearing stupid little fancy named turtle necks...

pansy ass little mother fuckers...

I don't know what's worse, football players wearing a snood or people trying to swear like a Yank.



Snoods are for Jerks.

;)


Yeah? Like, whatever, douche-bag.
Title: Re: The Snood.
Post by: pablopicasso_10 on December 08, 2010, 03:19:19 PM
snood?

my god, football is in a bad state.. i played 6-a-side in -5 on monday night on what amounted to sheet ice, and we werent wearing stupid little fancy named turtle necks...

pansy ass little mother fuckers...

I don't know what's worse, football players wearing a snood or people trying to swear like a Yank.
definately the former...

not even sure how you can "try to swear like a yank"...
Title: Re: The Snood.
Post by: PaulTheVillan on December 08, 2010, 03:19:45 PM
Gays.

Genius!

Obviously all the footballers who wear snoods are gay!

I thought it was when another man puts his cock in another mans arse.

Silly me.
Title: Re: The Snood.
Post by: Chris Smith on December 08, 2010, 03:34:20 PM
snood?

my god, football is in a bad state.. i played 6-a-side in -5 on monday night on what amounted to sheet ice, and we werent wearing stupid little fancy named turtle necks...

pansy ass little mother fuckers...

I don't know what's worse, football players wearing a snood or people trying to swear like a Yank.
definately the former...

not even sure how you can "try to swear like a yank"...

You use words that you've picked up from watching too much tele.

E.g. ass instead of arse and mother fuckers instaed of fucking bastards.

It's not your fault that you're weak and easily influenced. You'll probabaly be wearing a snood in a couple of years. <wink>

Title: Re: The Snood.
Post by: pablopicasso_10 on December 08, 2010, 03:35:48 PM
but im drinking tea and eating crumpets...

you have forced me to see the error of my ways, and have no reverted to the good old kings...

very much obliged, old bean...
Title: Re: The Snood.
Post by: The Left Side on December 08, 2010, 03:40:23 PM
This thread is quality, how much are the selling for back home...erm not that I want one?
Title: Re: The Snood.
Post by: PaulTheVillan on December 08, 2010, 03:41:44 PM
Probably about £50 knowing Villa & Nike.
Title: Re: The Snood.
Post by: pablopicasso_10 on December 08, 2010, 03:42:22 PM
and it will take 6 months to arrive...
Title: Re: The Snood.
Post by: The Left Side on December 08, 2010, 03:46:54 PM
I live in Western Canada where it is -25 outside now with the windchill, i'm think I can pop out to the local shop pick up a bundle for a few quid each, stitch a little badge in there and sell them for 1000% profit!
Title: Re: The Snood.
Post by: Rip Van We Go Again on December 08, 2010, 03:54:12 PM
I blame Nik Kershaw.
Title: Re: The Snood.
Post by: PeterWithe on December 08, 2010, 04:01:07 PM
And the tarmac will be melting on the pavement (sidewalk?) before they are available.
Title: Re: The Snood.
Post by: UsualSuspect on December 08, 2010, 04:03:29 PM
They will be available December 12
Title: Re: The Snood.
Post by: PaulTheVillan on December 08, 2010, 04:05:15 PM
They will be available December 12
2012?
Title: Re: The Snood.
Post by: The Left Side on December 08, 2010, 04:05:31 PM
We could have done with that speedy service when it came to the kit this year!
Title: Re: The Snood.
Post by: darren woolley on December 08, 2010, 04:41:25 PM
Never catch me in a Snood.
Title: Re: The Snood.
Post by: The Situation on December 08, 2010, 04:44:38 PM
Totally buying a snood yo
Title: Re: The Snood.
Post by: adrenachrome on December 08, 2010, 04:56:07 PM
I blame Nik Kershaw.

He's got it bad, you don't know how bad he's got it ...

Wouldn't it be good if we could play without a snood.
Title: Re: The Snood.
Post by: phantom limb on December 08, 2010, 05:12:19 PM
My snood is infused with garlic to ward off Dracula.
Title: Re: The Snood.
Post by: Dave Cooper please on December 08, 2010, 05:47:38 PM
Never catch me in a Snood.

Do they make you run quick as well?
Title: Re: The Snood.
Post by: villasjf on December 08, 2010, 05:53:18 PM
Probably about £50 knowing Villa & Nike.
And they wont be on sale till July apparently

winky
Title: Re: The Snood.
Post by: PaulTheVillan on December 08, 2010, 05:54:42 PM
Never catch me in a Snood.

Do they make you run quick as well?

Not if you've seen some of the players play in them
Title: Re: The Snood.
Post by: adrenachrome on December 08, 2010, 06:00:45 PM
Check out this Snood Brood and weep.

(http://www.footy-boots.com/files/2010/11/football-boots-snood.jpg)

Fair play to Crouchy, it should be colder at his altitude.
Title: Re: The Snood.
Post by: The Man With A Stick on December 08, 2010, 06:47:52 PM
I saw a clip of our lads training last week and someone had a scarf covering their face.  Not 100% certain but going by the height and build I think it was Carew.  Just thought to myself "sort yourself out, ffs".
Title: Re: The Snood.
Post by: villajk on December 08, 2010, 06:51:05 PM
What on earth is the world coming to?

Gloves and legging things are bad, but a wretched snood?  For goodness sake run around and get warm.  What would they have had on if they were sat at Anfield on Monday night in -5 degrees?
Title: Re: The Snood.
Post by: D.boy on December 08, 2010, 07:02:33 PM
Gays.
Ah the great gay anthem by the nolans, "Im in the snood for dancing"
Title: Re: The Snood.
Post by: newtonsballs on December 08, 2010, 09:10:22 PM
Gays.
Ah the great gay anthem by the nolans, "Im in the snood for dancing"

Glenn Miller - In the snood?
I'll get me trumpet :-[
Title: Re: The Snood.
Post by: Breezeblock on December 08, 2010, 10:31:58 PM
How about a bit of Aerosmith - Snood looks like a lady!
Title: Re: The Snood.
Post by: TopDeck113 on December 08, 2010, 11:13:51 PM
I really want to dismiss it as the latest in football's superfluous kit additions - and the fact that the Citeh players seem to have the club crest in exactly the right place (coming soon to a Megastore in East Manchester) - makes it is difficult to think otherwise.  However, along with cycling shorts under the shorts and tight vests under the shirt, there might be some science behind it.

A friend of mine coaches the junior arm of a local athletics club and last winter I went along to a session to observe.  The majority of the kids were wearing a BUFF (http://www.buff.es/en/GBR/home) around their necks.  When I commented on what I took as a fashion accessory, my mate said that sports science has shown that a cold neck restricts that amount of air that an athlete can take take in. 

Make of that what you will!
Title: Re: The Snood.
Post by: The Left Side on December 09, 2010, 12:18:06 AM
Or from the beatles, Hey snood... RIP John!
Title: Re: The Snood.
Post by: Rip Van We Go Again on December 09, 2010, 09:45:17 AM
Snood Doggy Dogg

I'll get my snood.
Title: Re: The Snood.
Post by: Chris Smith on December 09, 2010, 09:52:53 AM
I really want to dismiss it as the latest in football's superfluous kit additions - and the fact that the Citeh players seem to have the club crest in exactly the right place (coming soon to a Megastore in East Manchester) - makes it is difficult to think otherwise.  However, along with cycling shorts under the shorts and tight vests under the shirt, there might be some science behind it.

A friend of mine coaches the junior arm of a local athletics club and last winter I went along to a session to observe.  The majority of the kids were wearing a BUFF (http://www.buff.es/en/GBR/home) around their necks.  When I commented on what I took as a fashion accessory, my mate said that sports science has shown that a cold neck restricts that amount of air that an athlete can take take in. 

Make of that what you will!

I agree, players wearing them are invariably better. In fact Snoodie can't fail.
Title: Re: The Snood.
Post by: willywombat on December 09, 2010, 10:01:10 AM
Snoods? F*cking nonsense. My old man would be spinning in his grave if we hadnt cremated him. He used to play in minus 20 in his vest and pants and his hobnail boots. Without socks. He wasnt very good mind
Title: Re: The Snood.
Post by: Breezeblock on December 09, 2010, 04:59:25 PM
The Ruts - Staring at the snood boys
Title: Re: The Snood.
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on December 09, 2010, 05:27:32 PM
Clash - Snood I stay or snood I go
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