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Title: Things you'll be told on Wednesday.
Post by: Kingthing on November 29, 2010, 08:27:20 PM

1) Its going off in town

2) There's 2000 Villa walking from Aston

3) It's fucking freezing

4) The toilets have been trashed

Title: Re: Things you'll be told on Wednesday.
Post by: greenwichvilla on November 29, 2010, 08:30:34 PM
5) There were 600 Villa, 5 of us. But we fucking did the bastards.
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Post by: TheTimVilla on November 29, 2010, 08:34:45 PM
6) It's Wednesday
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Post by: HOLTENDER on November 29, 2010, 08:38:59 PM
7) "There is no beer on sale today lads"
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Post by: Phil from the upper holte on November 29, 2010, 08:41:32 PM
Even with 11 injuries you still beat us you shit!!
Title: Re: Things you'll be told on Wednesday.
Post by: luke25 on November 29, 2010, 08:42:23 PM
we could've sold 60,000 for this, but its cold
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Post by: Warren Aspinall on November 29, 2010, 08:43:03 PM
8] Yer not even proppa brummies
Title: Re: Things you'll be told on Wednesday.
Post by: russon on November 29, 2010, 08:45:06 PM
are you Villa?

(what would your reply be by the way?)
Title: Re: Things you'll be told on Wednesday.
Post by: luke25 on November 29, 2010, 08:45:45 PM
are you Villa?

(what would your reply be by the way?)
No mate, im Luke
Title: Re: Things you'll be told on Wednesday.
Post by: greenwichvilla on November 29, 2010, 08:48:44 PM
are you Villa?

(what would your reply be by the way?)
No mate, im Luke

You cheeky bastard. BAM!
Title: Re: Things you'll be told on Wednesday.
Post by: luke25 on November 29, 2010, 08:54:00 PM
are you Villa?

(what would your reply be by the way?)
No mate, im Luke

You cheeky bastard. BAM!
They won't catch me, im swift as fuck over ice ;)
Title: Re: Things you'll be told on Wednesday.
Post by: luke25 on November 29, 2010, 08:54:14 PM
are you Villa?

(what would your reply be by the way?)
No mate, im Luke

You cheeky bastard. BAM!
They won't catch me, im swift as fuck over ice ;)
Title: Re: Things you'll be told on Wednesday.
Post by: greenwichvilla on November 29, 2010, 09:00:32 PM
Either that or

'Luke. That's not a team is it?'
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Post by: Mazrim on November 29, 2010, 09:00:49 PM
are you Villa?

(what would your reply be by the way?)

Yes. Raise your hand to me and I'll pull your arm out of its socket and beat you to death with it.
Title: Re: Things you'll be told on Wednesday.
Post by: luke25 on November 29, 2010, 09:03:16 PM
Either that or

'Luke. That's not a team is it?'
d'ya wana be in my gang?
Title: Re: Things you'll be told on Wednesday.
Post by: Dave on November 29, 2010, 09:04:26 PM
"It's a transitional season"
Title: Re: Things you'll be told on Wednesday.
Post by: greenwichvilla on November 29, 2010, 09:05:22 PM
Either that or

'Luke. That's not a team is it?'
d'ya wana be in my gang?

Go on then. But only if you have iced buns at the meetings.
Title: Re: Things you'll be told on Wednesday.
Post by: luke25 on November 29, 2010, 09:10:16 PM
Either that or

'Luke. That's not a team is it?'
d'ya wana be in my gang?

Go on then. But only if you have iced buns at the meetings.
absolutely, we can throw them on wednesday nite if they start with the sausages again
Title: Re: Things you'll be told on Wednesday.
Post by: greenwichvilla on November 29, 2010, 09:18:02 PM
Either that or

'Luke. That's not a team is it?'
d'ya wana be in my gang?

Go on then. But only if you have iced buns at the meetings.
absolutely, we can throw them on wednesday nite if they start with the sausages again

I'm in. Better ask supertom too. He'll get annoyed if I join a gang without him.
Title: Re: Things you'll be told on Wednesday.
Post by: eric woolban woolban on November 29, 2010, 09:22:53 PM
are you Villa?

(what would your reply be by the way?)

Doesn't the fact my knuckles aren't dragging on the floor give it away?
Title: Re: Things you'll be told on Wednesday.
Post by: BannedUserIAT on November 29, 2010, 09:42:50 PM
- "Ugg, Thag and me...we gonna hurt you."
- "What if I offer you the secret of FIRE" [produces a cigarette lighter]
- "ooooh. Me like this thing you call 'fire'. Me set 'fire' to goalposts"
Title: Re: Things you'll be told on Wednesday.
Post by: The Left Side on November 29, 2010, 10:04:15 PM
Ugg says"What colour are our shirts?"
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Post by: Fergal on November 29, 2010, 10:20:00 PM
They breks yer art...
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Post by: avfcpg on November 29, 2010, 10:25:20 PM
"yowz wor lucky"...again
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Post by: luke95 on November 29, 2010, 10:46:10 PM
The game is off.
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Post by: The Man With A Stick on November 29, 2010, 10:53:53 PM
"Da ref woz a Villa bastud"
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Post by: villajoy on November 29, 2010, 11:19:58 PM
Villa supporter for 20 years and will never go to 'st andrews' and that is why!
Title: Re: Things you'll be told on Wednesday.
Post by: WALTERS WARRIORS on November 30, 2010, 01:56:37 AM
Shit on the Villa (in tears) ..........
Title: Re: Things you'll be told on Wednesday.
Post by: Bad English on November 30, 2010, 06:01:14 AM
Your child is full of woe.
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Post by: *shellac* on November 30, 2010, 06:34:25 AM
The season's over.
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Post by: TimTheVillain on November 30, 2010, 07:21:00 AM
The game is off.

Let us pray !
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Post by: Nigel Macdougall on November 30, 2010, 07:23:16 AM
Solomon Grundy got married again.
Title: Re: Things you'll be told on Wednesday.
Post by: Kingthing on November 30, 2010, 07:30:15 AM
All this hate, can't we just be friends.
Title: Re: Things you'll be told on Wednesday.
Post by: LeeB on November 30, 2010, 08:19:07 AM
"They break yer 'eart, Tom"
Title: Re: Things you'll be told on Wednesday.
Post by: pauliewalnuts on November 30, 2010, 08:21:15 AM
"Alright, Tom, what about the match, eh? ...... No. no, I didn't go, couldn't, I was working"
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Post by: Dr Butler on November 30, 2010, 08:40:46 AM
your fourth was offside..
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Post by: Brend'Watkins on November 30, 2010, 08:45:04 AM
The sprinklers have come on again.
Title: Re: Things you'll be told on Wednesday.
Post by: Chris Smith on November 30, 2010, 09:13:56 AM
"Thanks love, that's a lovely present but you shouldn't be spending money on me".*

*Mom's birthday.

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Post by: Oscar Arce on November 30, 2010, 09:53:19 AM
The balance of power is shifting :o
Title: Re: Things you'll be told on Wednesday.
Post by: Brend'Watkins on November 30, 2010, 10:01:06 AM
The balance of power is shifting :o

Yes, I fully expect the undersoil heating boiler to free itself from it's anchors and slide itself down Garrison Lane.
Title: Re: Things you'll be told on Wednesday.
Post by: darren woolley on November 30, 2010, 10:54:28 AM
Does my bum look big in this.
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Post by: Pete3206 on November 30, 2010, 11:03:16 AM
Tom Ross - "I love Derbies me, ding dong derby, wouldn't have happened in Norman Hunter's day, this game kicks you in the teeth, no you can't have a bloody bronx hat, Butler the last time you opened your wallet, etc, etc.
Title: Re: Things you'll be told on Wednesday.
Post by: The Situation on November 30, 2010, 03:22:14 PM
"We're going to be bigger than the Villa"
Title: Re: Things you'll be told on Wednesday.
Post by: D.boy on November 30, 2010, 04:39:47 PM
The supporters were very well behaved and were a credit to Birmingham City. The match passed without incident and there were no arrests - Chief Inspector Nickemall, West Midlands Police.
Title: Re: Things you'll be told on Wednesday.
Post by: Rigadon on November 30, 2010, 05:01:30 PM
The balance of power is shifting :o

If they win that will repeated until the next time we play and beat them.  I also expect to see more t-shirts made to  commemorate the event if they do indeed beat their betters.

Good thread.
Title: Re: Things you'll be told on Wednesday.
Post by: MoetVillan on November 30, 2010, 05:25:34 PM
The blose singing "We only get shit refs"  Although I expect it to sound like "wee ahah ah ah ahhhhs" (Copyright Little Britain)
Title: Re: Things you'll be told on Wednesday.
Post by: frank black on November 30, 2010, 05:29:06 PM
Houllier out!! ??
Title: Re: Things you'll be told on Wednesday.
Post by: TheSandman on November 30, 2010, 05:37:43 PM
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL... And it's an own goal... Liam Ridgewell has put through his own net in the 119th minute and handed a Spot in the Semis to Villa.

Title: Re: Things you'll be told on Wednesday.
Post by: villajk on November 30, 2010, 05:43:48 PM
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL... And it's an own goal... Liam Ridgewell has put through his own net in the 119th minute and handed a Spot in the Semis to Villa.



That gets my vote.
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Post by: ChrissyPrice on November 30, 2010, 06:58:58 PM
"But I always watch the Apprentice..."
Title: Re: Things you'll be told on Wednesday.
Post by: Blackcountry Villa on November 30, 2010, 07:25:48 PM
We're shit. By me.
Title: Re: Things you'll be told on Wednesday.
Post by: WALTERS WARRIORS on December 01, 2010, 10:34:08 AM
"ok darling i will go the pub then so you can watch the apprentice" ........
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Post by: Small Rodent on December 01, 2010, 11:31:20 AM
We're shit. By me.



 ;D
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Post by: peter w on December 01, 2010, 12:44:48 PM
What's on the other side?
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Post by: itbrvilla on December 01, 2010, 02:13:50 PM
Its 'going off' at New Street.
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Post by: dave.woodhall on December 01, 2010, 02:18:07 PM
"The match is off" at least a dozen times.
Title: Re: Things you'll be told on Wednesday.
Post by: pablopicasso_10 on December 01, 2010, 03:11:33 PM
Quote from: some small heathen on another forum
think about every time you've heard the Villa song "Birmingham are you listening"
think about every time you've been subjected to a history lesson by a Villa fan
think about those annoying players of the past -Spink, Birch, Alan McInally, Shaw, Withe, Morley, Rimmer (snigger), Cowans, Mcgrath, Daley, Walters, Andy fecking Gray
think about being told at school to support the Villa in the European cup final in '82
think about the slipper you received for shouting "no way" to the above in a packed assembly
think about that goal from Withe off his shin and in off the post to win European Cup
think about every time we've been called small time by the Villa
think about every time we've been sneered at and mocked by the Villa
think about how many times they've banged on about being the bigger club
think about how many times they claimed to "take" the Tilton when in truth a gate was opened for them in the clear space that was used for segregation
think about their screeching club anthem "Veeeelllaaaa,Veeeelllaaaa,Veeeelllaaaa"
think about their celebrity fans, Nigel Kennedy, Tom Hanks, Prince William, David Cameron
think about the four sheds and their preferential treatment by the city council
think about how our achievements in 91 and 95 were belittled
think about that kit, that horrible horrible kit
think about how local business' such as Davenports and Rover chose Villa to sponsor (where are they now?)
think about those cup defeats in 88
think about that 5-1 humiliation in 2008
think about that those awful years in the wilderness
think about that night of 16 September 2002
think about our club, in our city, with our songs, with our fans, with our players, with our humour, with our hopes, with our dreams, at St Andrews our home
think about our friends, our relatives, our blue brothers that have been and gone
think about how we stand firm, how we have endured and how we WILL prevail

Think about all of the above and tonight my friends, my brothers, my internet weirdos......LETS GIVE THOSE BASTARDS HELL!

there is a delicious irony of small heathens talking about history lessons, and then bringing up events from the past that went in their favour...

an irony that is obviously, and understandably, lost on the thick inbred tossbags...
Title: Re: Things you'll be told on Wednesday.
Post by: Dave P on December 01, 2010, 03:15:16 PM
Quote from: some small heathen on another forum
think about how our achievements in 91 and 95 were belittled


I'm sorry but that is internet comedy gold.
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Post by: pablopicasso_10 on December 01, 2010, 03:17:13 PM
the whole thing is!
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Post by: dave.woodhall on December 01, 2010, 03:23:13 PM
That seems to be a very long version of "We're shit and we know we are".
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Post by: peter w on December 01, 2010, 03:25:32 PM
Tell you what though, it works. its got me up for the game. C'mon Villa, beat the fuckers.
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Post by: Villa'Zawg on December 01, 2010, 03:30:22 PM
I have just been told, in all seriousness, that "150 of our boys have taken the Villa Tavern and are waiting for your lot to turn up, they've been there since 1 o'clock".

I ignored the obvious questions about what they're doing in Aston when we're away and told him to phone them and say we'll be in after work.
Title: Re: Things you'll be told on Wednesday.
Post by: peter w on December 01, 2010, 03:34:34 PM
And of course the licensee hasn't called the police to say 150 Shit fans are in the pub and behaving like morons.
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Post by: usav on December 01, 2010, 03:42:29 PM
That seems to be a very long version of "We're shit and we know we are".

My God, it doesn't half.

And if this happened, I'll eat me own hat:

Quote
think about being told at school to support the Villa in the European cup final in '82
think about the slipper you received for shouting "no way" to the above in a packed assembly
Title: Re: Things you'll be told on Wednesday.
Post by: usav on December 01, 2010, 03:43:24 PM
I have just been told, in all seriousness, that "150 of our boys have taken the Villa Tavern and are waiting for your lot to turn up,

Where have they taken it?
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Post by: peter w on December 01, 2010, 03:46:05 PM
I have just been told, in all seriousness, that "150 of our boys have taken the Villa Tavern and are waiting for your lot to turn up,

Where have they taken it?

To Small Heath or somewhere else where the 20 or so of them are drinking safely.
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Post by: Ads on December 01, 2010, 03:50:23 PM
I have just been told, in all seriousness, that "150 of our boys have taken the Villa Tavern and are waiting for your lot to turn up, they've been there since 1 o'clock".

I ignored the obvious questions about what they're doing in Aston when we're away and told him to phone them and say we'll be in after work.

The fact he said there was 150 is the first clue he's bullshitting.
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Post by: Olneythelonely on December 01, 2010, 03:52:31 PM
I have just been told, in all seriousness, that "150 of our boys have taken the Villa Tavern and are waiting for your lot to turn up, they've been there since 1 o'clock".


Obviously forgetting that people have jobs.
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Post by: richard moore on December 01, 2010, 03:54:30 PM
I have just been told, in all seriousness, that "150 of our boys have taken the Villa Tavern and are waiting for your lot to turn up, they've been there since 1 o'clock".

I ignored the obvious questions about what they're doing in Aston when we're away and told him to phone them and say we'll be in after work.

The fact he said there was 150 is the first clue he's bullshitting.

Though he did call them boys so maybe not...
Title: Re: Things you'll be told on Wednesday.
Post by: Ads on December 01, 2010, 03:54:58 PM
Who is going to chuck bottles from the top of the hill at the Villa escort now?
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