Heroes & Villains, the Aston Villa fanzine
Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: Kingthing on November 29, 2010, 08:27:20 PM
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1) Its going off in town
2) There's 2000 Villa walking from Aston
3) It's fucking freezing
4) The toilets have been trashed
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5) There were 600 Villa, 5 of us. But we fucking did the bastards.
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6) It's Wednesday
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7) "There is no beer on sale today lads"
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Even with 11 injuries you still beat us you shit!!
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we could've sold 60,000 for this, but its cold
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8] Yer not even proppa brummies
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are you Villa?
(what would your reply be by the way?)
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are you Villa?
(what would your reply be by the way?)
No mate, im Luke
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are you Villa?
(what would your reply be by the way?)
No mate, im Luke
You cheeky bastard. BAM!
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are you Villa?
(what would your reply be by the way?)
No mate, im Luke
You cheeky bastard. BAM!
They won't catch me, im swift as fuck over ice ;)
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are you Villa?
(what would your reply be by the way?)
No mate, im Luke
You cheeky bastard. BAM!
They won't catch me, im swift as fuck over ice ;)
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Either that or
'Luke. That's not a team is it?'
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are you Villa?
(what would your reply be by the way?)
Yes. Raise your hand to me and I'll pull your arm out of its socket and beat you to death with it.
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Either that or
'Luke. That's not a team is it?'
d'ya wana be in my gang?
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"It's a transitional season"
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Either that or
'Luke. That's not a team is it?'
d'ya wana be in my gang?
Go on then. But only if you have iced buns at the meetings.
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Either that or
'Luke. That's not a team is it?'
d'ya wana be in my gang?
Go on then. But only if you have iced buns at the meetings.
absolutely, we can throw them on wednesday nite if they start with the sausages again
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Either that or
'Luke. That's not a team is it?'
d'ya wana be in my gang?
Go on then. But only if you have iced buns at the meetings.
absolutely, we can throw them on wednesday nite if they start with the sausages again
I'm in. Better ask supertom too. He'll get annoyed if I join a gang without him.
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are you Villa?
(what would your reply be by the way?)
Doesn't the fact my knuckles aren't dragging on the floor give it away?
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- "Ugg, Thag and me...we gonna hurt you."
- "What if I offer you the secret of FIRE" [produces a cigarette lighter]
- "ooooh. Me like this thing you call 'fire'. Me set 'fire' to goalposts"
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Ugg says"What colour are our shirts?"
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They breks yer art...
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"yowz wor lucky"...again
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The game is off.
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"Da ref woz a Villa bastud"
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Villa supporter for 20 years and will never go to 'st andrews' and that is why!
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Shit on the Villa (in tears) ..........
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Your child is full of woe.
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The season's over.
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The game is off.
Let us pray !
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Solomon Grundy got married again.
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All this hate, can't we just be friends.
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"They break yer 'eart, Tom"
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"Alright, Tom, what about the match, eh? ...... No. no, I didn't go, couldn't, I was working"
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your fourth was offside..
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The sprinklers have come on again.
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"Thanks love, that's a lovely present but you shouldn't be spending money on me".*
*Mom's birthday.
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The balance of power is shifting :o
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The balance of power is shifting :o
Yes, I fully expect the undersoil heating boiler to free itself from it's anchors and slide itself down Garrison Lane.
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Does my bum look big in this.
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Tom Ross - "I love Derbies me, ding dong derby, wouldn't have happened in Norman Hunter's day, this game kicks you in the teeth, no you can't have a bloody bronx hat, Butler the last time you opened your wallet, etc, etc.
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"We're going to be bigger than the Villa"
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The supporters were very well behaved and were a credit to Birmingham City. The match passed without incident and there were no arrests - Chief Inspector Nickemall, West Midlands Police.
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The balance of power is shifting :o
If they win that will repeated until the next time we play and beat them. I also expect to see more t-shirts made to commemorate the event if they do indeed beat their betters.
Good thread.
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The blose singing "We only get shit refs" Although I expect it to sound like "wee ahah ah ah ahhhhs" (Copyright Little Britain)
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Houllier out!! ??
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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL... And it's an own goal... Liam Ridgewell has put through his own net in the 119th minute and handed a Spot in the Semis to Villa.
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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL... And it's an own goal... Liam Ridgewell has put through his own net in the 119th minute and handed a Spot in the Semis to Villa.
That gets my vote.
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"But I always watch the Apprentice..."
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We're shit. By me.
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"ok darling i will go the pub then so you can watch the apprentice" ........
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We're shit. By me.
;D
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What's on the other side?
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Its 'going off' at New Street.
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"The match is off" at least a dozen times.
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think about every time you've heard the Villa song "Birmingham are you listening"
think about every time you've been subjected to a history lesson by a Villa fan
think about those annoying players of the past -Spink, Birch, Alan McInally, Shaw, Withe, Morley, Rimmer (snigger), Cowans, Mcgrath, Daley, Walters, Andy fecking Gray
think about being told at school to support the Villa in the European cup final in '82
think about the slipper you received for shouting "no way" to the above in a packed assembly
think about that goal from Withe off his shin and in off the post to win European Cup
think about every time we've been called small time by the Villa
think about every time we've been sneered at and mocked by the Villa
think about how many times they've banged on about being the bigger club
think about how many times they claimed to "take" the Tilton when in truth a gate was opened for them in the clear space that was used for segregation
think about their screeching club anthem "Veeeelllaaaa,Veeeelllaaaa,Veeeelllaaaa"
think about their celebrity fans, Nigel Kennedy, Tom Hanks, Prince William, David Cameron
think about the four sheds and their preferential treatment by the city council
think about how our achievements in 91 and 95 were belittled
think about that kit, that horrible horrible kit
think about how local business' such as Davenports and Rover chose Villa to sponsor (where are they now?)
think about those cup defeats in 88
think about that 5-1 humiliation in 2008
think about that those awful years in the wilderness
think about that night of 16 September 2002
think about our club, in our city, with our songs, with our fans, with our players, with our humour, with our hopes, with our dreams, at St Andrews our home
think about our friends, our relatives, our blue brothers that have been and gone
think about how we stand firm, how we have endured and how we WILL prevail
Think about all of the above and tonight my friends, my brothers, my internet weirdos......LETS GIVE THOSE BASTARDS HELL!
there is a delicious irony of small heathens talking about history lessons, and then bringing up events from the past that went in their favour...
an irony that is obviously, and understandably, lost on the thick inbred tossbags...
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think about how our achievements in 91 and 95 were belittled
I'm sorry but that is internet comedy gold.
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the whole thing is!
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That seems to be a very long version of "We're shit and we know we are".
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Tell you what though, it works. its got me up for the game. C'mon Villa, beat the fuckers.
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I have just been told, in all seriousness, that "150 of our boys have taken the Villa Tavern and are waiting for your lot to turn up, they've been there since 1 o'clock".
I ignored the obvious questions about what they're doing in Aston when we're away and told him to phone them and say we'll be in after work.
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And of course the licensee hasn't called the police to say 150 Shit fans are in the pub and behaving like morons.
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That seems to be a very long version of "We're shit and we know we are".
My God, it doesn't half.
And if this happened, I'll eat me own hat:
think about being told at school to support the Villa in the European cup final in '82
think about the slipper you received for shouting "no way" to the above in a packed assembly
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I have just been told, in all seriousness, that "150 of our boys have taken the Villa Tavern and are waiting for your lot to turn up,
Where have they taken it?
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I have just been told, in all seriousness, that "150 of our boys have taken the Villa Tavern and are waiting for your lot to turn up,
Where have they taken it?
To Small Heath or somewhere else where the 20 or so of them are drinking safely.
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I have just been told, in all seriousness, that "150 of our boys have taken the Villa Tavern and are waiting for your lot to turn up, they've been there since 1 o'clock".
I ignored the obvious questions about what they're doing in Aston when we're away and told him to phone them and say we'll be in after work.
The fact he said there was 150 is the first clue he's bullshitting.
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I have just been told, in all seriousness, that "150 of our boys have taken the Villa Tavern and are waiting for your lot to turn up, they've been there since 1 o'clock".
Obviously forgetting that people have jobs.
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I have just been told, in all seriousness, that "150 of our boys have taken the Villa Tavern and are waiting for your lot to turn up, they've been there since 1 o'clock".
I ignored the obvious questions about what they're doing in Aston when we're away and told him to phone them and say we'll be in after work.
The fact he said there was 150 is the first clue he's bullshitting.
Though he did call them boys so maybe not...
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Who is going to chuck bottles from the top of the hill at the Villa escort now?