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Title: When will the olbeyuns wheels come off?
Post by: rutski on October 15, 2010, 07:50:08 AM
I am absolutely desperate for the baggies to start getting the premiership dickings week in week out that promoted clubs usually get!
All i hear in my hamlet of kingswinford is'Top side in the midlands'and 'we are a proper team now'.
I went to my local after the victory away to arsenal and there was serious man love going round with hugging and singing. Europe is a nailed on certainty for them this year!(they say!)
Now i admit our state of flux from our start to the season hasnt made things easy in the bragging rights, but their early season form is pretty good, but i am desperate for them to go into freefall!
Title: Re: When will the olbeyuns wheels come off?
Post by: PaulTheVillan on October 15, 2010, 08:20:27 AM
I used to work in KFord.

I fancy them to get something on the weekend.
Title: Re: When will the olbeyuns wheels come off?
Post by: villasjf on October 15, 2010, 08:57:17 AM
Let them have there moment of fortune, yes I want our team to be the best in the Midlands and yes I want to beat all the local teams but isnt it great for the midlands to have so many local teams in the Premier league?
Title: Re: When will the olbeyuns wheels come off?
Post by: PaulTheVillan on October 15, 2010, 09:02:27 AM
Not really. Who really cares about the rest of the midlands?
Title: Re: When will the olbeyuns wheels come off?
Post by: darren woolley on October 15, 2010, 09:18:41 AM
I think the wheel's will come of saturday against manure.
Title: Re: When will the olbeyuns wheels come off?
Post by: ADVILLAFAN on October 15, 2010, 09:29:19 AM
Don't care about them, they haven't beaten us since 1985 and Wolves haven't beaten us since 1980.

We just need '6 points' Hull to get promoted again.
Title: Re: When will the olbeyuns wheels come off?
Post by: flybo on October 15, 2010, 09:30:03 AM
Hate the tesco-bags
Title: Re: When will the olbeyuns wheels come off?
Post by: not3bad on October 15, 2010, 09:56:14 AM
Who do I want to lose more, WBA or Man U?  It's a tough one...
Title: Re: When will the olbeyuns wheels come off?
Post by: PaulTheVillan on October 15, 2010, 10:29:55 AM
Who do I want to lose more, WBA or Man U?  It's a tough one...

Man Utd winning is a nothing.
WBA winning they'd consider to be special.
Title: Re: When will the olbeyuns wheels come off?
Post by: peter w on October 15, 2010, 10:35:05 AM
Couldn't give a shite about them. And still won't when we end up 20 points or so better off than them.
Title: Re: When will the olbeyuns wheels come off?
Post by: Barry Shaw on October 15, 2010, 11:43:22 AM
Couldn't care less about them. Don't hate them just don't notice them. They will finish lower/middle part of the league and probably go down next year.
Title: Re: When will the olbeyuns wheels come off?
Post by: Phil from the upper holte on October 16, 2010, 09:44:53 PM
Still on aye thay, Bastards! I hate Man U but I didn't want them to get points at Man ure!

God its gonna be unbearable at work. Ay it, Are great aye we etc etc
Title: Re: When will the olbeyuns wheels come off?
Post by: SoccerHQ on October 16, 2010, 09:52:31 PM
They're this season's SHA/Reading/Blackpool/Wigan etc.
Title: Re: When will the olbeyuns wheels come off?
Post by: PeterWithesShin on October 16, 2010, 09:54:33 PM
They're this season's SHA/Reading/Blackpool/Wigan etc.

Be funnier if they are this years Hull.
Title: Re: When will the olbeyuns wheels come off?
Post by: TheSandman on October 16, 2010, 09:59:46 PM
What stay up and go back down?

They will stay up, sadly. Hopefully they will go home next season.
Title: Re: When will the olbeyuns wheels come off?
Post by: ktvillan on October 16, 2010, 10:11:33 PM
They've now played all of last season's top 4,  plus Liverpool away,  so you cant really say it's due to an easy run of games.  Mind you Liverpool away isnt what it used to be.
Title: Re: When will the olbeyuns wheels come off?
Post by: Lizz on October 16, 2010, 10:17:45 PM
Just watched Roberto Di Matteo's interview on the BBC site. He has seriously long and attractive eyelashes. Bastard.
Title: Re: When will the olbeyuns wheels come off?
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on October 17, 2010, 08:04:42 AM
The wheels will come off when oppositon keepers stop gifting them goals like Van Der Sar and Almunia have.
Title: Re: When will the olbeyuns wheels come off?
Post by: cheltenhamlion on October 18, 2010, 03:02:02 PM
They can't keep being given goals every week. They will come down with thr Christmas decorations at the latest.
Title: Re: When will the olbeyuns wheels come off?
Post by: Dante Lavelli on October 18, 2010, 03:27:46 PM
Their success may not last the season but they must have some talented players.  Who are they?

Dorrans - acclaimed last season - is generally sub this year so he can't really take any credit.
I saw on the gossip column that Brunt is valued at £9m (by caughtoffside.com)
Odemwingie has been talked up on the Football Weekly podcast.

Is it Di Matteo's shrewd management?

I say good luck to them, although thats easy for me to say as I don't live in the area. 
Title: Re: When will the olbeyuns wheels come off?
Post by: dave.woodhall on October 18, 2010, 03:58:54 PM
...hopefully when they're on a very steep and winding cliff road.
Title: Re: When will the olbeyuns wheels come off?
Post by: Chico Hamilton III on October 18, 2010, 04:53:19 PM
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Just watched Roberto Di Matteo's interview on the BBC site. He has seriously long and attractive eyelashes. Bastard

He looks like Parker from Thunderbirds

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/01/Parker_Thunderbirds.png
Title: Re: When will the olbeyuns wheels come off?
Post by: rutski on October 18, 2010, 05:41:15 PM
there is a serious love in happening at the park tavern, i suppose it is the same acroos the black country! 
constant happiness and smirking across their faces is doing my head in!
Title: Re: When will the olbeyuns wheels come off?
Post by: cdbearsfan on October 18, 2010, 08:14:48 PM
I hope they stay up at the expense of Liverpool.
Title: Re: When will the olbeyuns wheels come off?
Post by: PaulMcGrathsNo5Shirt on October 18, 2010, 08:16:05 PM
I live in Tividale and work in Rowley, both places full of the tesco bag wearing shits. I really want it all to go tits up for them against us (obviously) but also against the likes of Wigan, Bolton, and Blackpool
Title: Re: When will the olbeyuns wheels come off?
Post by: rutski on October 24, 2010, 06:52:02 PM
the smirking continues, it is doing my head in!!!

with our inconsistent form, football conversation isnt very welcome in my ears lately!
Title: Re: When will the olbeyuns wheels come off?
Post by: UsualSuspect on October 24, 2010, 07:24:52 PM
I hope its soon

My neighbour suports them and looked at me incredulously when I said that I would give him a tenner if they finish above us.

I dont have any cross to bear against the Albion but fuck me talk about delusions of granduer because they are points in front of us with less than a 1/4 of the season gone
Title: Re: When will the olbeyuns wheels come off?
Post by: VillaAlways on October 26, 2010, 11:18:37 PM
They're really beginning to get on my tits now
Title: Re: When will the olbeyuns wheels come off?
Post by: dave.woodhall on October 26, 2010, 11:35:52 PM
Told you.
Title: Re: When will the olbeyuns wheels come off?
Post by: pauliewalnuts on October 26, 2010, 11:37:53 PM
It's nice for them to have their little period of excitement, but I can't believe anyone thinks that it will last.

It's a bit like Christmas. It lasts about a month, it is really fucking irritating, you get tired of hearing about it, it gets more and more irritating, then there's a short, pleasureable interlude, then it is all over, it soon feels like it never happened, and indeed it doesn't happen again for quite a long time.
Title: Re: When will the olbeyuns wheels come off?
Post by: Meanwood Villa on October 27, 2010, 10:33:33 AM

My neighbour suports them and looked at me incredulously when I said that I would give him a tenner if they finish above us.



Given his incredulity did he say he'd give you a tenner if we finish above them? Maybe you could backdate it and get £300 off him for the last 30 years.
Title: Re: When will the olbeyuns wheels come off?
Post by: mshurst on October 27, 2010, 11:00:53 AM
I pray they're going to do a Burnley.

I can't stand the smug "best Midlands team in the league!" coming from the missus every other fucking day.
Title: Re: When will the olbeyuns wheels come off?
Post by: PeterWithesShin on October 27, 2010, 11:04:29 AM
I pray they're going to do a Burnley.

I can't stand the smug "best Midlands team in the league!" coming from the missus every other fucking day.

Ask her how much she's enjoying it. Then tell her to imagine having that feeling for the past 35 years and she'll have an idea what it's like to be a Villa fan.

Admittedly after saying that, you probably won't get any for a while!
Title: Re: When will the olbeyuns wheels come off?
Post by: NeilH on October 27, 2010, 01:30:34 PM
Well I'm flying over especially for the home match and when we win it and thus well and truly take the shine of the Stripey Filth love-in, you won't be able to prise the grin off my face with a crowbar. In fact if it is then followed by a Burnley style freefall down the table I literally won't stop smiling until 2011.
Title: Re: When will the olbeyuns wheels come off?
Post by: UsualSuspect on October 27, 2010, 01:43:57 PM

My neighbour suports them and looked at me incredulously when I said that I would give him a tenner if they finish above us.



Given his incredulity did he say he'd give you a tenner if we finish above them? Maybe you could backdate it and get £300 off him for the last 30 years.


Like it

Was it 1984 ish we last lost to them?

Pissing it down with rain at the hawthorns and they scored 3 in 5 minutes
Title: Re: When will the olbeyuns wheels come off?
Post by: PeterWithesShin on October 27, 2010, 01:46:47 PM

My neighbour suports them and looked at me incredulously when I said that I would give him a tenner if they finish above us.



Given his incredulity did he say he'd give you a tenner if we finish above them? Maybe you could backdate it and get £300 off him for the last 30 years.


Like it

Was it 1984 ish we last lost to them?

Pissing it down with rain at the hawthorns and they scored 3 in 5 minutes

I believe it was April 85, we lost 1-0 at the Hawthorns.
Title: Re: When will the olbeyuns wheels come off?
Post by: adrenachrome on November 01, 2010, 08:31:53 PM
Mini disaster under way and progressing very nicely.

1-0 down at Blackpool and reduced to 9 men within 30 minutes.
Title: Re: When will the olbeyuns wheels come off?
Post by: villajk on November 01, 2010, 08:41:55 PM
They've certainly lost their stabilisers tonight.
Title: Re: When will the olbeyuns wheels come off?
Post by: Monty on November 01, 2010, 08:43:52 PM
I'm going to give the answer to the question in the thread title as "right about now".
Title: Re: When will the olbeyuns wheels come off?
Post by: adrenachrome on November 01, 2010, 08:49:54 PM
Heres a song for those lovable Smethwick rogues who have made the trip north.
Quote
Two wheels on my wagon,
And I’m still rolling along
Them Cherokees are after me
Flaming spears, burn my ears
But I’m singing a happy song

Title: Re: When will the olbeyuns wheels come off?
Post by: SoccerHQ on November 01, 2010, 08:51:52 PM
My Dad's bet me a fiver they'll finish above us.

Freebie of the year.
Title: Re: When will the olbeyuns wheels come off?
Post by: DeKuip on November 01, 2010, 08:55:35 PM
When Brendan Batson put the ball past his own keeper at the Witton End under pressure from Peter Withe (if I remember right). They've been stuck on the hard shoulder ever since!
Title: Re: When will the olbeyuns wheels come off?
Post by: D.boy on November 01, 2010, 08:56:07 PM
November 1st I reckon.
Title: Re: When will the olbeyuns wheels come off?
Post by: TimTheVillain on November 01, 2010, 09:20:37 PM
Am watching glimpes of the Blackpool game on Villastreams, they do play some great football.

Hope it's temporary.
Title: Re: When will the olbeyuns wheels come off?
Post by: hawkeye on November 01, 2010, 10:12:58 PM
they are a better team than us right now, but confidence is a strange thing and any of about 15 teams including us could end up strugling this year
Title: Re: When will the olbeyuns wheels come off?
Post by: villa1 on November 01, 2010, 10:22:40 PM
Have to say, they had a real crack at Blackpool in that second half.

Most Albion I know dish it out but tend to acknowledge that it ain't gonna last!

Can enjoy their 5 minutes of fame as far as i'm concerned.
Title: Re: When will the olbeyuns wheels come off?
Post by: Ads on November 01, 2010, 10:39:13 PM
they are a better team than us right now, but confidence is a strange thing and any of about 15 teams including us could end up strugling this year

Get out of it.

They've been on a decent run, but they've had some luck with keepers chucking the ball into their own net a couple of weeks in a row and given that was at the Emirates and Old Trafford, its no wonder they took some confidence out of it.

If they finish within 20 points of us, then I'll be amazed.
Title: Re: When will the olbeyuns wheels come off?
Post by: TimTheVillain on November 02, 2010, 07:34:30 AM
Have to say, they had a real crack at Blackpool in that second half.

Most Albion I know dish it out but tend to acknowledge that it ain't gonna last!

Can enjoy their 5 minutes of fame as far as i'm concerned.

let's face it Villa1, most are lamb shankers !
Title: Re: When will the olbeyuns wheels come off?
Post by: Warren Aspinall on November 02, 2010, 09:21:49 AM
Have to say, they were  really cack at Blackpool in that second half.

Most Albion I know dish it out but tend not to take it.

Can enjoy their 5 minutes of fame & then slither back to the fizzy pop league as far as i'm concerned.

I've amended your post to reflect how it really is.
Title: Re: When will the olbeyuns wheels come off?
Post by: DB on November 02, 2010, 09:23:57 AM
20 points??? That's on the presumption that will will start to get better.
Title: Re: When will the olbeyuns wheels come off?
Post by: PaulTheVillan on November 02, 2010, 10:00:41 AM
I thought WBA played decent last night considering they were 2 men down.

11 a side and I think they'd have won.
Title: Re: When will the olbeyuns wheels come off?
Post by: nick harper on November 02, 2010, 03:24:40 PM
I thought WBA played decent last night considering they were 2 men down.

11 a side and I think they'd have won.

They do play good football and are a decent side.
 
Dare I also say that Nicky Shorey is playing very well for them - thought he took a lot of unwarranted stick on here, particularly given Warnock's form has been inconsistent at best.

Forced out when we don't have another left back at the club - crazy.
Title: Re: When will the olbeyuns wheels come off?
Post by: Chris Smith on November 02, 2010, 05:37:59 PM
I thought WBA played decent last night considering they were 2 men down.

11 a side and I think they'd have won.

They do play good football and are a decent side.
 
Dare I also say that Nicky Shorey is playing very well for them - thought he took a lot of unwarranted stick on here, particularly given Warnock's form has been inconsistent at best.

Forced out when we don't have another left back at the club - crazy.

Shorey is a wanker, he's found his natural home.
Title: Re: When will the olbeyuns wheels come off?
Post by: LeeB on November 03, 2010, 07:58:21 AM
Amen to that.
Title: Re: When will the olbeyuns wheels come off?
Post by: LeeB on November 07, 2010, 08:43:53 PM
*Pop*

*Pfffft....*

Down by the end of March
Title: Re: When will the olbeyuns wheels come off?
Post by: Phil from the upper holte on November 07, 2010, 09:00:04 PM
*Pop*

*Pfffft....*

Down by the end of March

To be fair it was man city. Still nice to see them lose
Title: Re: When will the olbeyuns wheels come off?
Post by: ChrissyPrice on November 07, 2010, 09:10:20 PM
What have I missed about Shorey? I just thought he was another badly treated by MON. He put over some great crosses on Monday night.
Title: Re: When will the olbeyuns wheels come off?
Post by: rutski on November 20, 2010, 06:01:53 PM
i think they are off! the fuckers arent going on about europe now!!!
Title: Re: When will the olbeyuns wheels come off?
Post by: lovejoy on November 20, 2010, 06:06:41 PM
i think they are off! the fuckers arent going on about europe now!!!
[/quote
We're three points off the relegation zone - glass houses, stones etc.
Title: Re: When will the olbeyuns wheels come off?
Post by: TimTheVillain on November 20, 2010, 07:47:17 PM
They're coming off - fingers crossed, they're coming off - I hate them more than Blose, and that's saying something.

Tossers.
Title: Re: When will the olbeyuns wheels come off?
Post by: eamonn on November 20, 2010, 08:19:14 PM
They're this season's SHA/Reading/Blackpool/Wigan etc.

Huh? I thought Blackpool were this season's Blackpool.  :-\
Title: Re: When will the olbeyuns wheels come off?
Post by: LeeB on November 20, 2010, 08:28:51 PM
*Pop*

*Pfffft....*

Down by the end of March

Does anyone want to bet against me?
Title: Re: When will the olbeyuns wheels come off?
Post by: hawkeye on November 20, 2010, 08:51:02 PM
one weyal oon yam wagun
yam still rowllin alon
yam all in flames at the reigns
yam singing an appy song
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