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Off Topic => Sports Arena => Topic started by: VillaZogmariner on September 03, 2010, 09:28:53 AM

Title: US Open 2010
Post by: VillaZogmariner on September 03, 2010, 09:28:53 AM: (http://www.tennisgrandstand.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/caroline_wozniacki1.jpg)

White washes her opponent 6-0 6-0 to progress through to the next round. Well done Mrs Submariner

How is Mrs Redsox doing?
Title: Re: US Open 2010
Post by: ADVILLAFAN on September 03, 2010, 10:50:43 AM: She went through in 3 sets in the 1st Round I think, not sure about the 2nd round.

Benesova seemed quite nice yesterday, I watched her getting thrashed by Sharapova.
Title: Re: US Open 2010
Post by: UK Redsox on September 03, 2010, 01:19:45 PM: Quote from: VillaSubmariner on September 03, 2010, 09:28:53 AM

How is Mrs Redsox doing?

Hang on I'll ask her................... Hey babe, the Submariner asks how you're doing.

Maria says she's doing fine and is through to round three. Today's she's got some girl-and-girl action going on with Agnieszka Radwanska

(http://www.tennistemple.com/images/upload/images/big/une_nouvelle_Agnieszka_Radwanska_364.png)

(http://start10g.ovh.net/~jibisblo/albums/userpics/10001/Adidas2010-1.jpg)
Title: Re: US Open 2010
Post by: peter w on September 03, 2010, 02:14:38 PM: Thing is VSM you're a johnnie-cum-nottly when it comes to Maria Kirilenko-Winters. She is mine. All mine. And if you don't fuck off I'll pour acid over her face.

For the benefit of those of a taking everything oh-so seriously I of course will not do this. Nor do I think it is good or a preferable way to treat any woman. Even if she is a bit mouthy at times. I respect them as the equals of all things.
Title: Re: US Open 2010
Post by: darren woolley on September 03, 2010, 03:05:55 PM: Well mine his anna kournikova.
Title: Re: US Open 2010
Post by: ADVILLAFAN on September 03, 2010, 03:22:52 PM: Can I have Ivanovic?
Title: Re: US Open 2010
Post by: VillaZogmariner on September 04, 2010, 09:41:55 AM: Quote from: peter w on September 03, 2010, 02:14:38 PM
Thing is VSM you're a johnnie-cum-nottly when it comes to Maria Kirilenko-Winters. She is mine. All mine. And if you don't fuck off I'll pour acid over her face.

For the benefit of those of a taking everything oh-so seriously I of course will not do this. Nor do I think it is good or a preferable way to treat any woman. Even if she is a bit mouthy at times. I respect them as the equals of all things.

Maria is Mrs Redsox, not Mrs Submariner!
Title: Re: US Open 2010
Post by: UK Redsox on September 04, 2010, 10:33:21 AM: Quote from: VillaSubmariner on September 04, 2010, 09:41:55 AM
Quote from: peter w on September 03, 2010, 02:14:38 PM
Thing is VSM you're a johnnie-cum-nottly when it comes to Maria Kirilenko-Winters. She is mine. All mine. And if you don't fuck off I'll pour acid over her face.

For the benefit of those of a taking everything oh-so seriously I of course will not do this. Nor do I think it is good or a preferable way to treat any woman. Even if she is a bit mouthy at times. I respect them as the equals of all things.

Maria is Mrs Redsox, not Mrs Submariner!

And she was claimed very early on in our in depth and extremely serious tennis analysis
Title: Re: US Open 2010
Post by: VillaZogmariner on September 04, 2010, 02:46:09 PM: Exactly.

Don't listen to Winters, I've got your back!
Title: Re: US Open 2010
Post by: UK Redsox on September 04, 2010, 03:41:06 PM: Maria speaks !!
Title: Re: US Open 2010
Post by: Legion on September 04, 2010, 03:51:58 PM
Title: Re: US Open 2010
Post by: UK Redsox on September 05, 2010, 09:48:40 AM: Maria's been knocked out

(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh313/birdy866/Maria_Kirilenko_4.jpg)
Title: Re: US Open 2010
Post by: Dave Cooper please on September 05, 2010, 11:10:53 AM: Quote from: UK Redsox on September 05, 2010, 09:48:40 AM
Maria's been knocked out

And you've just knocked one out?
Title: Re: US Open 2010
Post by: peter w on September 07, 2010, 12:00:46 PM: Quote from: ADVILLAFAN on September 03, 2010, 03:22:52 PM
Can I have Ivanovic?

No, she's mine as well.
Title: Re: US Open 2010
Post by: cdbearsfan on September 14, 2010, 12:54:43 AM: Maybe the Yanks should've borrowed Wimbledon's roof?
Title: Re: US Open 2010
Post by: ADVILLAFAN on September 14, 2010, 09:02:32 AM: Can Federer and Nadal please retire.

It's so boring seeing the same people win, over and over again.
Title: Re: US Open 2010
Post by: Dave Cooper please on September 14, 2010, 10:51:40 AM: No, because that would mean McDrone might win things, and he's more boring that the most boring thing in boreland.