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Heroes & Villains => Match Threads & Player Ratings => Topic started by: PeterWithesShin on May 24, 2026, 02:48:07 PM
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I thought Harvey would have got a final game. Very surprised Tammy isn’t playing. He must have an injury. Just hoping Ollie doesn’t get injured today.
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Weem's gettin' murdered here.
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Also - might we have seen the last of Rogers in Istanbul?
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Yikes.
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I expected us to take it easy but turning up in our pyjamas is taking it a bit far.
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Might have Bogey at RB and Lindy in midfield.
Or go 4-4-2, or 4-3-3, but as Rhett Butler said in Gone With The Wind:
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."
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No Martinez, he's off then.
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I reckon
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No Martinez, he's off then.
Hm, I assumed it was the broken finger.
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Sick note Martinez missing as usual.
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Might have Bogey at RB and Lindy in midfield.
Or go 4-4-2, or 4-3-3, but as Rhett Butler said in Gone With The Wind:
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."
Garcia is at RB, Maatsen at LB, Mings and Lindelof in the middle.
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No Haaland, no problem. 1-1 let's go FORTH!
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Just a wind down game for us.
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No Abraham, Sancho is a surprise too. The two of them have barely played recently and should be in instead of Ollie and Buendia. Makes me wonder if we will see Tammy here next season.
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Haha - let's all have a go at Emi 🤣
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Play up ya drunken bums!! 🥰🤮
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Manchester City haven’t picked their strongest side either have they?
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No Martinez, he's off then.
I heard from a very top top sauce that Martinez, Rogers and Watkins are locked up in an hotel near Manchester airport waiting for Ratspiss to fly in and make em sign papers. Make what you like of that....
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No Abraham, Sancho is a surprise too. The two of them have barely played recently and should be in instead of Ollie and Buendia. Makes me wonder if we will see Tammy here next season.
I was wondering if we don’t want to send loan players back injured. Given Elliott as well. Although Dougie playing!
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I'd have played Elliot if he was fit, of course he may have requested not to play as he's leaving so doesn't want to risk injury so as he can move in the summer.
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Morgan given the day off. Fecking hell he deserves it!
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No Martinez, he's off then.
I heard from a very top top sauce that Martinez, Rogers and Watkins are locked up in an hotel near Manchester airport waiting for Ratspiss to fly in and make em sign papers. Make what you like of that....
That doesn't sound right, Watkins is starting today. Maybe he meant Konsa instead of Ollie.
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Apparently it's "Pep"'s last game today - who knew?
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It might be 4 or it might be 5. But genuinely I don’t care. We’ve had an amazing last couple of weeks.
Rogers deserves a day off.
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I won't mind as long it's no more than a 4 goal beating. It would be very fucking funny if we got a result with that side and shat on Phlegm's big day though.
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Leon to get the winner in the 99th minute.
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Would have liked Elliot to play as he seems popular with the team and has been a proper pro through his weird season . No idea why we bought Tammy to be honest and Dougle Id expect wont be seeing him next season so suprised to see him.
Anyway come on Spammers
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We'll batter them.
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No Martinez, he's off then.
I heard from a very top top sauce that Martinez, Rogers and Watkins are locked up in an hotel near Manchester airport waiting for Ratspiss to fly in and make em sign papers. Make what you like of that....
That doesn't sound right, Watkins is starting today. Maybe he meant Konsa instead of Ollie.
But other that that i think it's bang on. And you know how it is...my hooch is a pro gamblers so to him they all look the same.
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Apparently it's "Pep"'s last game today - who knew?
No one knew that not even those of us who were raised an eyebrow when he he signed a notional 2 year contract last year.
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Blimey, no striker on the bench
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Apparently it's "Pep"'s last game today - who knew?
Wait what? Why had nobody mentioned this?
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Bournemouth and Brighton will be loving that line up!
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Sick note Martinez missing as usual.
why would he play with a broken finger with the world cup coming up. No need for conspiracy theories. Martinez is staying ffs. Without him we would not be top 5 or Europa League winners.
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I assumed it was pisstaking
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Bizot.
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I hope we fine Martinez every time he skives off.
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Sick note Martinez missing as usual.
Makes much more sense to play a keeper with a broken finger, in a meaningless end of season game, three weeks before the start of the World Cup.
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Sick note Martinez missing as usual.
why would he play with a broken finger with the world cup coming up. No need for conspiracy theories. Martinez is staying ffs. Without him we would not be top 5 or Europa League winners.
I hope he fucks off to Man U. Hardly shows he’s committed to the cause.
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I don't for one minute think we can expect to draw any meaningful conclusions from this team selection.
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A lot of woosh going on.
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Some of the comments in this thread. FML.
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Jason Mohammad's research letting him down. Jermaine "at it again" Beckford asked how many Europa Leagues Emery had won, Jason could only name the clubs he's won at. What a coconut.
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Lovely moment between Unai and Pep there tbh. Presented him with s gift of some kind
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Booo for no guard of honour
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Come on, with regular posters like PWS, how can people not tell that he's taking the piss?
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A Citeh fan holding up a shirt with Bernardo 20 on it. Would love to see a Villa fan holding one with 115 on it.
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Unai not in shirt sleeves, he's a cool guy.
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They have made more changes 9-8, from their last Prem line up, than we have from ours
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So Pep has improved every player? What about Grealish eh?
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First time in the history of football* that both teams have made eight or more changes. Stick that on the honours list.
*since 1992
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Who is Mark Bizot? No research at all.
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Ian Maatsen still hammered with that attempted clearance
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If Martinez goes i thought it was likely to be Inter. Rogers could stay, but if he tears it up at the WC we could get crazy offers.
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Maatsen missed that ball by so much he nearly fell over and spilled his pint.
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So Pep has improved every player? What about Grealish eh?
And Kalvin Philips. Remember him? Few do.
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Boss squad rotation, you'll never sing that.
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If Martinez goes i thought it was likely to be Inter. Rogers could stay, but if he tears it up at the WC we could get crazy offers.
My prediction is that I don’t think Emi will leave this summer. I do think he might restructure his contract to ease our financial burdens. A bit like one or two others in recent years.
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good to see maatesen still pi55hed
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that little bit out the back though..
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Good bit of possession from Bailey there, under pressure
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Jason Mohammad's research letting him down. Jermaine "at it again" Beckford asked how many Europa Leagues Emery had won, Jason could only name the clubs he's won at. What a coconut.
And Eilidh Barbour just called us Burnley. Seriously BBC, fuck off, lie down and let Pep spit on your naked bellies.
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Not sure if Lee Hendrie can fit any more of Guardiola's cock in his mouth.
Really annoying.
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So Pep has improved every player? What about Grealish eh?
Philips
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Not sure if Lee Hendrie can fit any more of Guardiola's cock in his mouth.
Really annoying.
I had to mute the commentary for a while
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delayed on comments too much sun on my phone
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Not sure if Lee Hendrie can fit any more of Guardiola's cock in his mouth.
Really annoying.
He's obviously been told to do it!
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It’s going to be attackers vs defenders for the next 80 mins. Try and keep the score line respectable please.
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Not sure if Lee Hendrie can fit any more of Guardiola's cock in his mouth.
Really annoying.
I had to mute the commentary for a while
I don't like him.
I remember he was saying Grealish "had to go" before he left.
Is he even a Villa fan?
Strange thing for a Villa fan to say.
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Wish Barkley would stop giving the ball away!
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Not sure if Lee Hendrie can fit any more of Guardiola's cock in his mouth.
Really annoying.
crikey...what channel is that on. Not terrestrial?
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How can anyone not like Lee when he was dancing on the shoulders of Punjabi Villains in Istanbul on Wednesday night!??
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How can anyone not like Lee when he was dancing on the shoulders of Punjabi Villains in Istanbul on Tuesday night!??
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Not sure I meant to quote myself then.... Sorry.
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england reject foden moaning
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How can anyone not like Lee when he was dancing on the shoulders of Punjabi Villains in Istanbul on Wednesday night!??
He was on the back of a moped when he went past me!
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How can anyone not like Lee when he was dancing on the shoulders of Punjabi Villains in Istanbul on Wednesday night!??
Was pretty much trying to sell Grealish for us that summer.
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This is awful, proof that Istanbul just papered over the cracks.
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How can anyone not like Lee when he was dancing on the shoulders of Punjabi Villains in Istanbul on Wednesday night!??
He was on the back of a moped when he went past me!
Was it funky? Definitely a closet blue, if so.
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And then hosting the celebrations in Centenary Square with Rambo on Thursday.
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How can anyone not like Lee when he was dancing on the shoulders of Punjabi Villains in Istanbul on Wednesday night!??
And goading Forest fans the other week at VP. Lil'Lee forever!
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How can anyone not like Lee when he was dancing on the shoulders of Punjabi Villains in Istanbul on Wednesday night!??
Was pretty much trying to sell Grealish for us that summer.
Worked out ok though!
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How can anyone not like Lee when he was dancing on the shoulders of Punjabi Villains in Istanbul on Wednesday night!??
Was pretty much trying to sell Grealish for us that summer.
at least we got our monies worth in the end with Buendia :)
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How can anyone not like Lee when he was dancing on the shoulders of Punjabi Villains in Istanbul on Wednesday night!??
And goading Forest fans the other week at VP. Lil'Lee forever!
We still stand united after all of these years!
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Pen check.
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No way on God's Earth that this is pen
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Cleared, good
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Relax.
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How can anyone not like Lee when he was dancing on the shoulders of Punjabi Villains in Istanbul on Wednesday night!??
Was pretty much trying to sell Grealish for us that summer.
Worked out ok though!
True it did, I just really didn't like it at the time.
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No way on God's Earth that this is pen
Laughable to even check it
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So Pep has improved every player? What about Grealish eh?
And Kalvin Philips. Remember him? Few do.
They should hire you two out for wedding nights for the powerful in the spirit of Roman slaves whispering ‘you are mortal’ to emperors. ‘Remember getting fingered off Barry Crabbe after Sister Act II? You didn’t want to spend the rest of your life with Terry then, did you?’
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1-0 first of many
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All in all the last day so far has been quite dull so far. Happy for our game to stay this way of course.
Edit: sigh…
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How can anyone not like Lee when he was dancing on the shoulders of Punjabi Villains in Istanbul on Wednesday night!??
Was pretty much trying to sell Grealish for us that summer.
Worked out ok though!
True it did, I just really didn't like it at the time.
To be fair, I don't think Lee's opinion affected the decision ££££
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On the beach for sure.
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BOOOOOOOOOO
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Oh well.
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Bollocks. Cue massive circle jerk.
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All in all the last day so far has been quite dull so far. Happy for our game to stay this way of course.
Edit: sigh…
FFS! Looks like TV will cost us a 4th place finish.
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Garcia not covering himself in glory so far.
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Great assist from us...
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1-0 Semenyo, asst Garcia
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wheres the marking there
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Bournemouth in the CL as it stands!
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It’s all well and good having low expectations for the game, and accepting we will probably lose.
But individuals here are not covering themselves in glory and are pretty fucking lamentable.
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How long before I give up and go to multiview?
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It’s all well and good having low expectations for the game, and accepting we will probably lose.
But individuals here are not covering themselves in glory and are pretty fucking lamentable.
Who really cares?!
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This reminds me of the majority of our pre-Emery games against Man City. We’ve come a long way.
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So Pep has improved every player? What about Grealish eh?
And Kalvin Philips. Remember him? Few do.
They should hire you two out for wedding nights for the powerful in the spirit of Roman slaves whispering ‘you are mortal’ to emperors. ‘Remember getting fingered off Barry Crabbe after Sister Act II? You didn’t want to spend the rest of your life with Terry then, did you?’
Thanks for that. I think....
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Bournemouth in the CL as it stands!
Only if Liverpool score.
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Bournemouth in the CL as it stands!
Nope, only if Liverpool win.
Which they obviously will, because Brentford are twats.
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Was Barnado impeding Bizot's view?
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drinks break , what next a bovril break in January
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Bournemouth in the CL as it stands!
Only if Liverpool score.
Oh yeah - goddamit!!!!
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Should be 2-0.
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Bournemouth in the CL as it stands!
Think we have to finish 5th for that to happen.
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It’s all well and good having low expectations for the game, and accepting we will probably lose.
But individuals here are not covering themselves in glory and are pretty fucking lamentable.
Who really cares?!
Obviously not you.
I care though. I always want us to win.
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Garcia having a shocker. Not helped by having Bailey as cover
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How did they miss that gift?
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We cannot even trap the ball, hold onto it or even make a pass to a team mate a few yards ago. Have we got any players who can come into the team?
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who was that at the back then
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We seem to be asleep. Dear oh dear.
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I am surprised Jim
Begin can hear anything with his head so much up Peps arse on my commentary
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It’s all well and good having low expectations for the game, and accepting we will probably lose.
But individuals here are not covering themselves in glory and are pretty fucking lamentable.
Who really cares?!
Obviously not you.
I care though. I always want us to win.
Oh always but I'm not going to have a go at the hungover players when the result makes no difference to us?
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It’s all well and good having low expectations for the game, and accepting we will probably lose.
But individuals here are not covering themselves in glory and are pretty fucking lamentable.
Who really cares?!
Obviously not you.
I care though. I always want us to win.
Definitely don’t want to lose but please don’t make it embarrassing like 8 nil
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This is a chance for fringe players to prove that they are at least good enough to be in the squad next season
Garcia is just simply not up to that standard
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It’s all well and good having low expectations for the game, and accepting we will probably lose.
But individuals here are not covering themselves in glory and are pretty fucking lamentable.
Yep shocking behaviour….should strip our Euefa cup from us
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0 shots, 0 attacks.
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Garcia having a shocker. Not helped by having Bailey as cover
You'd think Leon would want to put on a decent show in his last appearance for us.
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It’s all well and good having low expectations for the game, and accepting we will probably lose.
But individuals here are not covering themselves in glory and are pretty fucking lamentable.
Who really cares?!
Obviously not you.
I care though. I always want us to win.
Oh always but I'm not going to have a go at the hungover players when the result makes no difference to us?
It’s called pride.
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Should be 2-0.
Bailey was hilarious there.
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It’s all well and good having low expectations for the game, and accepting we will probably lose.
But individuals here are not covering themselves in glory and are pretty fucking lamentable.
Who really cares?!
Obviously not you.
I care though. I always want us to win.
Oh always but I'm not going to have a go at the hungover players when the result makes no difference to us?
It’s called pride.
That was yesterday.
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This is a chance for fringe players to prove that they are at least good enough to be in the squad next season
Garcia is just simply not up to that standard
Precisely.
It’s a squad game, players should be looking to impress.
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This is so bad it’s almost unwatchable. I’m pining for the Palace performance from two years ago.
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garcia tut tut
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Bailey and Garcia introducing themselves to each other
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Can't stand this City jizz fest.That's why I want us to turn up
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You're all better fans than me, I have the Spurs game on. Everton are only just slowly getting into it.
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Poor old Garcia isn’t good enough is he.
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You're all better fans than me, I have the Spurs game on. Everton are only just slowly getting into it.
So do I! Alas, Spam won't win anyway.
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In fairness you’ve got the combination individuals who never play and then having to play together. That’s virtually impossible to do effectively.
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whos buying Leon .. Cov?
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You're all better fans than me, I have the Spurs game on. Everton are only just slowly getting into it.
So do I! Alas, Spam won't win anyway.
I have West Ham on
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The Sky commentators are actually chortling at Manchester City's genius!
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Summer signing MGW scores
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Poor old Garcia isn’t good enough is he.
No he's not. I guess having Bailey in front of you can't be easy either.
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If this team played 38 matches next season we will be relegated by xmas.
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Bailey is playing like he’s a fan who’s won a competition to play with the team.
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bounmth losing
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I wonder when the last time we had the second choice 'keeper play in the first and last games of the season without ever being first choice during the season?
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I'm too angry to watch. Disgraceful stuff, not fit to wear the shirt.
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Bailey is playing like he’s a fan who’s won a competition to play with the team.
and Garcia turned up thinking he was selling burgers
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The 0 flatters us.
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The 0 flatters us.
Chin up,eh
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The 0 flatters us.
I dunno. We had a touch in their box a minute ago. It was bad one, but it was still a touch!
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Bailey is playing like he’s a fan who’s won a competition to play with the team.
and Garcia turned up thinking he was selling burgers
...and playing like a proper sausage....
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I don't think Maatsen is much cop either, but Semenyo really is a good player.
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Our heat map will look identical to my cat's. She's been asleep for an hour.
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Garcia didn't cost us much but I still doubt we'd get our money back.
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Bailey is playing like he’s a fan who’s won a competition to play with the team.
and Garcia turned up thinking he was selling burgers
He just said to the linesman, “ do you want fries with that”
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I'm too angry to watch. Disgraceful stuff, not fit to wear the shirt.
Calm down! It really doesn't matter. Look at it as a not-so-subtle hint that our squad-depth needs urgent attention.
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Really not sure what people ate expecting or why anyone cares
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I'm too angry to watch. Disgraceful stuff, not fit to wear the shirt.
Calm down! It really doesn't matter. Look at it as a not-so-subtle hint that our squad-depth needs urgent attention.
Blimey this woosh was worse than mine!
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I thought I was watching Sky Sports but somehow, I've tuned into Man City TV instead.
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This will go down as the most disgraceful half of football in our history.
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Emery has been found out. Chancer.
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Really not sure what people ate expecting or why anyone cares
I always want Villa to win.
Fourth is better than fifth.
Additional prize money
Stopping another English team qualifying for the CL.
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I'm too angry to watch. Disgraceful stuff, not fit to wear the shirt.
Calm down! It really doesn't matter. Look at it as a not-so-subtle hint that our squad-depth needs urgent attention.
Blimey this woosh was worse than mine!
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🤣
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This will go down as the most disgraceful half of football in our history.
Since Spurs at home.
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MARCO BIZOT
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Good save Bizot. Too easy getting past a couple of them though. I can see Douglas Luiz getting breathalised at half time.
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I'm too angry to watch. Disgraceful stuff, not fit to wear the shirt.
Calm down! It really doesn't matter. Look at it as a not-so-subtle hint that our squad-depth needs urgent attention.
Blimey this woosh was worse than mine!
Ah! Was Cdbf being ironic? I did wonder.
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Great save Bizot.
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Great save!!
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Really not sure what people ate expecting or why anyone cares
Roast chicken
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I appreciate that this game means nothing to us but those persons wearing Villa shirts are supposedly professional players who should be a professional level. From what they have shown today they are not of that level.
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Thank goodness we have a reserve keeper worthy of a squad place avaliable
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My expectations from today are that one of the fringe players does something that makes me think “hmmm, maybe they can still play a part next season”. That’s it. The result is meaningless, but I’d like to see “something”.
Nothing so far…
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Great save
Bailey is atrocious
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Really not sure what people ate expecting or why anyone cares
Roast chicken
Burrito and beer.
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Sunderland in the Europa League as it stands.
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If Nass is there I hope he doesn't wait until full time to rage sack the manager.
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My expectations from today are that one of the fringe players does something that makes me think “hmmm, maybe they can still play a part next season”. That’s it. The result is meaningless, but I’d like to see “something”.
Nothing so far…
I take it back, that Bizot save was pretty good. Reserve keeper sorted!
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If Nass is there I hope he doesn't wait until full time to rage sack the manager.
Tiresome
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This an odd match thread.
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Bailey really is the description of the word shit.
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If Nass is there I hope he doesn't wait until full time to rage sack the manager.
Tiresome
You are but we keep you around anyway.
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What we’ve seen so far is how good Emery was at playing essentially the same core group of 15/16 players of a 25 man squad, getting top 5 and a trophy. Because 7/8 of the squad as it stands are not overly trustworthy.
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This an odd match thread.
What did you expect?
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I'm too angry to watch. Disgraceful stuff, not fit to wear the shirt.
Calm down! It really doesn't matter. Look at it as a not-so-subtle hint that our squad-depth needs urgent attention.
Blimey this woosh was worse than mine!
Ah! Was Cdbf being ironic? I did wonder.
They're all at it today James, I got done earlier.
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That was better started by Lindeloff.
Oh dear spuds score.
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If Nass is there I hope he doesn't wait until full time to rage sack the manager.
Tiresome
You are but we keep you around anyway.
Now adding puerile to your skill set
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Hopefully today’s the last we see of Bailey in a Villa shirt
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Bailey tries but just isn't good enough for this level. Mings has gone
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Spurs 1-0 Everton
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Pretty much the match thread equivalent of being in the away end at Citeh wearing fancy dress.
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Speaking of Villa shirts, can’t wait to buy the new one on the 28th. Gonna wear it on our summer holiday in Spain.
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We know the team don't overly care same as most of us don't so we're bound to take the piss especially to those taking the game seriously or have no sense of humour.
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I'm too angry to watch. Disgraceful stuff, not fit to wear the shirt.
Calm down! It really doesn't matter. Look at it as a not-so-subtle hint that our squad-depth needs urgent attention.
Blimey this woosh was worse than mine!
Ah! Was Cdbf being ironic? I did wonder.
They're all at it today James, I got done earlier.
I think it's best to assume everyone is being ironic, all of the time. The world makes much more sense that way.
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We've been excellent this last 90 seconds.
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If Nass is there I hope he doesn't wait until full time to rage sack the manager.
Tiresome
You are but we keep you around anyway.
Now adding puerile to your skill set
At least I have one.
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Pretty much the match thread equivalent of being in the away end at Citeh wearing fancy dress.
Hah it's exactly that! It makes a nice change to be relaxed on the last day.
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Speaking of Villa shirts, can’t wait to buy the new one on the 28th. Gonna wear it on our summer holiday in Spain.
Cut the sleeves off and paint your arms blue. Otherwise... unacceptable.
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This an odd match thread.
What did you expect?
A bit more respect for a team that, if it wasn't for their footballing ability, could have lifted the UEFA cup on Wednesday, instead of the talented ones who played instead.
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We were definitely the better team in that last two minutes. We almost had a shot if Bailey had been bothered to read the game.
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Spurs 1-0 Everton
Bumholes on toast. Still if it stays like this, at least our no show against them wouldn't have made a difference
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Half time? What about our corner?
Oh wait it's at the wrong end. Silly me.
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Speaking of Villa shirts, can’t wait to buy the new one on the 28th. Gonna wear it on our summer holiday in Spain.
Cut the sleeves off and paint your arms blue. Otherwise... unacceptable.
Perfectly acceptable if your Smurf then.
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If Salah scores I'm done with football.
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Can't be many games we've got to HT with 0 shots or even corners and no one really cares.
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All set up for a 3 goal comeback in the 2nd half.
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Half time? What about our corner?
Oh wait it's at the wrong end. Silly me.
New rule for FIFA to add over the summer. Ref shouldn't blow for h/ft if a set piece has not yet been concluded
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Feeling positive after the last two minutes ending the half on top.
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I’ll be quite happy as long as we don’t get completely hammered. Spurs staying up is annoying though.
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All set up for a 3 goal comeback in the 2nd half.
"We've Got McGinn"!!!!
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Cowardly referee blew up as we were baying for blood.
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Can't be many games we've got to HT with 0 shots or even corners and no one really cares.
Spurs at home this month.
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Can't be many games we've got to HT with 0 shots or even corners and no one really cares.
Palace two seasons ago, presumably.
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Can't be many games we've got to HT with 0 shots or even corners and no one really cares.
No it’s pretty much the least I’ve been bothered by a Villa game.
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Well we’ve done the energy conservation thing well today!
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Can't be many games we've got to HT with 0 shots or even corners and no one really cares.
Palace two seasons ago, presumably.
Shhhhhh. That never happened.
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A point today would be worth at least 2.5 million quid. Might as well go for it a bit in the second half.
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I'd have said Palace but can't remember if we reached HT with 2 bagels.
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I wouldn't mind Watkins getting to 15 league goals this season. Would be some achievement given how the first half (3/4?) of the season was for him.
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Game is going about as expected but I had a little hope that Garcia and Bailey might want to show they deserve another chance but no, they've been on the beach with everyone else.
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A point today would be worth at least 2.5 million quid. Might as well go for it a bit in the second half.
Not if Liverpool don’t win, it makes no difference.
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Lindalof okay but the rest except the keeper pathetic but it was expected.so many players just not good enough. would like to see Burrows given 30 minutes.
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Cash on unsurprisingly.
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Cash on for Garcia. No surprise. Latter must not be here next season
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Watching Spurs in the pub. I've missed one game live or on TV all season but decided to make it 2, have a pint and bore everyone to death about Istanbul.
Hoping for a decent result, doesn't sound great but then didn't expect anything.
Fuck 115 and Pep.
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Cash on for Garcia. No surprise. Latter must not be here next season
He hasn't been here for much of this one.
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Corner, they're worried now!!
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
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OLLIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Ollièeeeeeeee
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OLLLIEEEEE!!!!!!!
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GET IN. UP YOURS MAN CITY TV!
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Yesssss, No. 20 for Ollie.
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Ollie Ollie Ollie
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I wouldn't mind Watkins getting to 15 league goals this season. Would be some achievement given how the first half (3/4?) of the season was for him.
yessss
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He's on fire!
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HA HA HA yes Ollie son, the lifting of the ball celebration, GET BACK TO BASEY!
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I wouldn't mind Watkins getting to 15 league goals this season. Would be some achievement given how the first half (3/4?) of the season was for him.
yessss
The Oracle of NZ!
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We done a shot…and a goal! 🥳🥳🥳
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Ollie Ollie Ollie
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We know the team don't overly care same as most of us don't so we're bound to take the piss especially to those taking the game seriously or have no sense of humour.
In the words of that bloke (the carer?) from a famous Birmingham Mail article: “it’s like we never won”.
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Tuchel must be delighted, Watkins scores from a Stones assist.
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Get in, Ollie!!!!!!
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Ollllie - a proper striker.
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Goal just papers over the cracks. I've seen enough. Get rid and get Dyche in now before one of our competitors does.
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Another chance! We're taking the piss.
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Bailey...no more next season ,I can't take this shite!
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HA HA HA yes Ollie son, the lifting of the ball celebration, GET BACK TO BASEY!
Loved that!!!!
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Watkins has said he wanted 20 goals for the season apparently which is why he is playing.
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FFS Bailey!
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Oh fuckin ell Leon...
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Goal just papers over the cracks. I've seen enough. Get rid and get Dyche in now before one of our competitors does.
I get it!
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bailey why are u so shit
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Garcia must have really annoyed the boss to be taken off at half time in a nothing game like this. Was he that bad?
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Thanks Leon for bringing us back to normality.
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Another chance! We're taking the piss.
Like some on here
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that is an awful finish - easier to score
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How much is Bailey on per week?
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Garcia must have really annoyed the boss to be taken off at half time in a nothing game like this. Was he that bad?
You obviously weren't watching. He was atrocious
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How much is Bailey on per week?
An ounce probably.
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Another chance! We're taking the piss.
Like some on here
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We are playing mainly our subs here. That Man City side even with some big players missing cost north of £400M with 2 youth grads (Foden and Lewis). I know Silva and Stones aren’t worth that today but it’s astonishing the gap in spending.
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Garcia must have really annoyed the boss to be taken off at half time in a nothing game like this. Was he that bad?
You obviously weren't watching. He was atrocious
I wasn't! Spurs first half, now have West Ham on. They look depressed.
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Ollie is just 10 shy of a 100 league goals for us
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I doubt many had us dominating the opening 10 on their bingo card.
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Much better second half so far.
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How much is Bailey on per week?
The annoying thing is he's only a step or two away from being a great player. If only he had a better final ball...
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please take off leon he has just lost it again
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that is an awful finish - easier to score
Top of his game Leon Bailey was scoring exactly that chance for fun. So many of his goals for us looked just like that. He’s finished as a Villa player and possibly even one at the top level of football anywhere.
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Bailey amsuses me.
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Ollie is just 10 shy of a 100 league goals for us
He could with his fitness, stamina and injury record pass 150 in 3 years or so.
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that is an awful finish - easier to score
Top of his game Leon Bailey was scoring exactly that chance for fun. So many of his goals for us looked just like that. He’s finished as a Villa player and possibly even one at the top level of football anywhere.
to be honest TV my 81 year old dad could of.
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Very touching.
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If we finished 4th and got the extra 2.75 million , we could do adiscount to get rid of Bailey for a pot noodle and twix, so the money all helps....
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That's class Villa
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Leon, oh my.
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Fucking hell, get on with it
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suppose jerky be on soon and score te winner and 115 TV can carry on wanking
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Goal just papers over the cracks. I've seen enough. Get rid and get Dyche in now before one of our competitors does.
I get it!
Well it's about time 😉
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What in the half-and-half scarf is this bucket of wank? FFS
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HJGO_liXcAAQxkA?format=png&name=small)
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‘You’re just a shit Unai Emery’ is funny.
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FFS offside
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Ahhhhhhh, unlucky.....offside? Yeahhh he's on......WOOOOH
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Fuck that. Unless Silva's signing for us.
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VAR check. Eilidh Barbour thinks it's on.
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Liverpool winning 1-0.
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OLLIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
1-2
What a fucking goal!
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He's onside
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THta's not off. City player in the middle playing him on sutrely
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Looks on to me...GET IN!
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briliant looked onside all day long
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Well, bugger me.
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Ollieeeeeeeeeeeee
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Liverpool winning 1-0.
1-1
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Hell of a goal, that.
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What a beautiful goal.
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Superb play
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No. 21 for Ollie. Will he get to 30 for the season?
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Ollie Ollie Ollie
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Great finish. Great from Barkley as well
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Wooo. I'm going to stick with the Spurs game though. We're not at home to Mr Jinx today.
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Get your hattrick, Ollie!!! 🤣🤣🤣
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Get in Ollie! 🥳🥳🥳
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think bailey did a decent pas in the build up too
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Well we’ve done the energy conservation thing well today!
* cough *
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Liverpool winning 1-0.
1-1
Nice! 👍
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This really has the feel of a pre-season or exhibition match now
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Been way better since Cashy came on.
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HJGO_liXcAAQxkA?format=png&name=small)
Don't remember this happening for Andres Garcia when he was subbed off at h/t
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That was a confident Ollie there!
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Stones deciding to get Ollie massive confidence going into the WC then?
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HJGO_liXcAAQxkA?format=png&name=small)
Don't remember this happening for Andres Garcia when he was subbed off at h/t
Ha
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‘You’re just a shit Unai Emery’ is funny.
'Sacked in the morning' was brilliant too
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Shades of his goal at Arsenal a couple of seasons ago.
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Come on Everton!!!!
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Only the Spurs score not really going well
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Ollie’s goal was class
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‘You’re just a shit Unai Emery’ is funny.
'Sacked in the morning' was brilliant too
Brilliantl!!
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Tilly on for Doug
Onana on for Bogey
Pau on for Lindy
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‘You’re just a shit Unai Emery’ is funny.
'Sacked in the morning' was brilliant too
Brilliantl!!
That's ace 🤣
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bailey wrong pass
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It would be nice to complete the double over these.
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I've gone from not caring to REALLY wanting us to win.
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Tilly on for Doug
Onana on for Bogey
Pau on for Lindy
"Stop it, they're already dead!"
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Me too
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I've gone from not caring to REALLY wanting us to win.
Well,well,well
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I've gone from not caring to REALLY wanting us to win.
Well,well,well
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQKoiRvbJsvIfb1nsiIRjOcHF1hu4ZRKZTA0A&s)
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Decent from Bailey.
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Ah Bailey you're just a twat
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Ah Bailey you're just a twat
For hitting the post?
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Oh Bailey, pass to Ollie!
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Ah here we go with another royal send-off
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RIP John Stones, GBNF.
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Ah Bailey you're just a twat
For hitting the post?
For not pulling it back
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Ah Bailey you're just a twat
For hitting the post?
be fair watkins could have had a hatrick with the pass and can see why ollie was pissed off.
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Fuck me, here we go again.
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They deserve to get beaten for all this nonsense!
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I've gone from not caring to REALLY wanting us to win.
Same! And Ollie to get his HT!!!!
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Can't they say their goodbyes at the end of the match?
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Pep's going to come on on the 89th just to be immediately subbed and get the treatment.
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Ah Bailey you're just a twat
For hitting the post?
be fair watkins could have had a hatrick with the pass and can see why ollie was pissed off.
We could possibly have been out of sight with better balls into the box
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I blame Terry for all this GOH during a game guff.
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Feels like 9/11, this. Will always remember where I was when John Stones got substituted.
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John,Rolling,and kidney. All wankers
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This is all rather self indulgent fluff
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These applauses and tears are ridiculous. All for the camera. Never known it to be milked as much as this.
Hopefully crying cos they know the trophies are about to be stripped.
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26 minutes of added time coming in
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I blame Terry for all this GOH during a game guff.
Exactly what I was thinking.
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Surprised they aren't wearing black armbands
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They best be giving us a guard of honour at the end as we're European Champions 🏆
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we are finishing above these next season
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I knew Silva was leaving in the summer, I must have missed the announcement for Stones.
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Why not just play the advantage there?
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I knew Silva was leaving in the summer, I must have missed the announcement for Stones.
The Stones one came a long while back
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Why not just play the advantage there?
Do you really need to ask?
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Close again. Pau nearly in
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There are more Guards of Honour today than when the Queen died.
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Buendia must wish the season doesn’t finish
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I knew Silva was leaving in the summer, I must have missed the announcement for Stones.
wheres he off? Cov
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Fair fucks to our lads for putting up this performance
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Just waiting for VAR to announce that, having looked at the goals again, Citeh lead 1-0.
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Strange thing to say when VAR gave us one of them.
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SJM getting ready.
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Ross off.
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All these honour guards we are doing, did they do any for us?
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Ross off.
Pardon?
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I want us to dentist chair the fuck out of it in front of the fans at the final whistle.
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All these honour guards we are doing, did they do any for us?
They’re going to do one for Bailey at the end.
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An SJM third would just cap off a magnificent season for him and the club.
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You'd think it was us at home.
Shit support m'lord.
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Ooh SJM close...
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This is their biggest attendance at this stadium
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Buendia must wish the season doesn’t finish
I think Villa don't want the season to end...great few weeks.
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ManC must be used to being completely outplayed by us by now.
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How long is left
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This is their biggest attendance at this stadium
'Come to see the Villa, you've only come to see the Villa......'
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This is their biggest attendance at this stadium
Come to see the Villa!
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How long is left
Probably an hour for the wake.
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2-2 Foden
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How long is left
1 minute plus whatever they need to add to get Man City an equalizer
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Oh fuck off
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Arse toast
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10 added mins
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Oh well
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Shit all season but always scores against us.
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Boooooo!
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And there you go 10 more minutes from who the fuck knows where
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Get off Phil, get off you chav
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It was fun while it lasted!
And sometimes just twat it up the field.
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"Something feels right about that" John Stones being brought in as an academy player 🙄🙄🙄🙄
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Fuck off foden. Offside?
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that be offside if Villa
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NO GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
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Shite. Oh well.
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YAAAAAH!
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Obviously offside
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Offside.
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WAH!
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Love VAR. 🙄
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And there you go 10 more minutes from who the fuck knows where
Two fucking honour guards for most of it.-
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Haha boooooo urns
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hilarious
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UH, that was onside with the graphics
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SJM would have been a yard off there.
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Lee pretending to be disappointed
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That was a 115 offside, I like them ones.
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What are they fucking moaning at?
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Big clubs get the dodgy decisions, what can we say.
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ha ha ha ha
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VAR owes us way more than 2.5 million for the balls-up at Old Trafford last year. Only fair.
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After seeing that graphic, I thought he was on.
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His arse was off! 🤣🤣🤣
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might as well give them 115 minutes extra
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Pep time.
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Biggest cheer since Wednesday night!
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UH, that was onside with the graphics
Corruption, plain and simple.
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And there you go 10 more minutes from who the fuck knows where
Well pissing about with those guards of honour for a start, as well as water breaks.
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I'm guessing they chose the right frame for both decisions today? 😉
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How can anyone misunderstand that graphic?
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Come on Villa do the double over the shit Unai Emery!
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That is crazy! Looked offside in real time but the graphic shows him onside!
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And there you go 10 more minutes from who the fuck knows where
Well pissing about with those guards of honour for a start, as well as water breaks.
Plus VAR checks and a load of subs.
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SJM would have been a yard off there.
The most efficient bewtocks in world football.
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That's football not respecting the occasion. Or something, according to the Big 6 Commentator
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That is crazy! Looked offside in real time but the graphic shows him onside!
Nope, arsecheeks off
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That's football not respecting the occasion. Or something, according to the Big 6 Commentator
That’s fcuking abysmal
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HA HA, hit that volley Youri
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That is crazy! Looked offside in real time but the graphic shows him onside!
Nope, arsecheeks off
The commentators actually said that if it was John McGinn it would have been more clear and obvious! So rude!
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So sorry to spoil Man C and Bournemouth's days...
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His arse was off just and maybe his shoulder. Seems the 5 cm rule was only for Liverpool this season.
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I hope he was onside as a bit of payback for this
(https://static.standard.co.uk/2021/01/20/20/newFile-3.jpg?crop=8:5,smart&quality=75&auto=webp&width=1000)
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That's football not respecting the occasion. Or something, according to the Big 6 Commentator
like saying its morally wrong of a mere ordinary club wrecking an establishment clubs moment of self indulgence - fuck 'em.
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That's football not respecting the occasion. Or something, according to the Big 6 Commentator
like saying its morally wrong of a mere ordinary club wrecking an establishment clubs moment of self indulgence - fuck 'em.
Villa are not a mere ordinary club!
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As it stands, Villa are 12 points above Brentford yet Andrews is on the Manager of the Season list and Unai isn't. Make it make sense.
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That's football not respecting the occasion. Or something, according to the Big 6 Commentator
We are. Europa League winners with a grandstand finish. What more does he want?
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And relax.
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Liverpool finished 1-1…4th place secured.
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Put on the spurs game whilst this nonsense continues
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That's football not respecting the occasion. Or something, according to the Big 6 Commentator
like saying its morally wrong of a mere ordinary club wrecking an establishment clubs moment of self indulgence - fuck 'em.
Villa are not a mere ordinary club!
you know that, I know that but in the eyes of the Sky six wankers the rest of us are slightly beneath them.
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party poopers
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So we were hoping we didn't need anything from our last two games!!
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So we were hoping we didn't need anything from our last two games!!
😂 Indeed. Eight points clear of sixth as it stands.
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Unexpected welcome result. Well done Villa! 👏👏👏
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Ha-HAAAAAH! Get in
Sorry to spoil the day for you, Pep, Stones, Silva...
...but the result doesn't matter, of course. Three people changing their employment status is way more significant...
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Yes!!!
Well played lads, nice to piss on their chips and have a 100% record against them this season.
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Are we going to go and salute our fans after that great win?...sounds like we are, although the cameras don't seem to be working that end...
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Liverpool finished 1-1…4th place secured.
It was secured with the non-loss anyway.
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TV off, that's as much guff as I can stand...
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Fantastic news that a top 6 team doesn't get relegated
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Bloody hell. These citeh fans are a miserable bunch.