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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: Hookeysmith on May 18, 2026, 06:20:02 PM

Title: If we are fortunate to win...
Post by: Hookeysmith on May 18, 2026, 06:20:02 PM: Are there plans for an open top bus tour?

As would have to plan to get into Brum
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Post by: andyh on May 18, 2026, 06:20:17 PM: Oh fuck
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Post by: Hookeysmith on May 18, 2026, 06:21:41 PM: Clearly states "if fortunate towin" as not to tempt anything
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Post by: Brazilian Villain on May 18, 2026, 06:47:43 PM: Quote from: andyh on May 18, 2026, 06:20:17 PM
Oh fuck

Cue 'AVFC Bus reversing back into garage' memes.
Title: Re: If we are fortunate to win...
Post by: stevo_st on May 18, 2026, 07:31:13 PM: African Bus Reverser?
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Post by: Sexual Ealing on May 18, 2026, 07:38:04 PM: LOCK IT LOCK IT LOCK IT LOCK IT LOCK IT LOCK IT LOCK IT LOCK IT LOCK IT LOCK IT LOCK IT LOCK IT LOCK IT LOCK IT LOCK IT LOCK ITLOCK IT LOCK IT LOCK IT LOCK IT LOCK IT LOCK IT LOCK IT LOCK IT LOCK IT LOCK IT LOCK IT LOCK IT LOCK IT LOCK IT LOCK IT LOCK IT
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Post by: cdbearsfan on May 18, 2026, 07:57:14 PM: AAAAAAAGH.
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Post by: PeterWithesShin on May 18, 2026, 07:57:54 PM: What if we deserve to win?
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Post by: Brazilian Villain on May 18, 2026, 08:05:25 PM: Quote from: Sexual Ealing on May 18, 2026, 07:38:04 PM
LOCK IT LOCK IT LOCK IT LOCK IT LOCK IT

No good can come of it.

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Title: Re: If we are fortunate to win...
Post by: Olneythelonely on May 18, 2026, 08:06:53 PM: Ask this in one of the other threads. Others have. And no one knew then either.
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Post by: algy on May 18, 2026, 08:09:56 PM: Fucking hell, can we stop angering the football gods please?
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Post by: cdbearsfan on May 18, 2026, 08:22:48 PM: Welcome, algy.
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Post by: eamonn on May 18, 2026, 08:31:05 PM: Laziest thread ever
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Post by: Pete3206 on May 18, 2026, 08:33:23 PM: Close this immediately.
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Post by: lovejoy on May 18, 2026, 08:35:19 PM: This has shades of the Germans booking hotels up to the final for the World Cup. We ll called them arrogant when did this where in reality 1. They usually got there and 2. They were just being well organised.
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Post by: AV82EC on May 18, 2026, 09:23:44 PM: In answer to the original question, yes there are probably plans and I think someone on here knew someone in the know and it would possibly be the 26th. But it’s total speculation.

Now we’ve got that out of the way, can we
Lock the thread, put Hookeysmith in the stocks and pelt him with rotten fruit.
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Post by: trinityoap on May 18, 2026, 09:43:50 PM: This really isn't the best idea we, collectively as H&V contributors, have ever had.
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Post by: Small Rodent on May 18, 2026, 10:33:21 PM: Villa Talk : Yellow Card posting for effect.
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Post by: eamonn on May 18, 2026, 10:42:19 PM: How are VillaTalk and TBAR's preps going for the final? If we win, do we finally consolidate and come together?
Title: Re: If we are fortunate to win...
Post by: Brazilian Villain on May 18, 2026, 10:45:50 PM: Quote from: eamonn on May 18, 2026, 10:42:19 PM
How are VillaTalk and TBAR's preps going for the final? If we win, do we finally consolidate and come together?

We're going to merge the forums and stick them in Time Wasters.
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Post by: Hookeysmith on May 18, 2026, 10:59:15 PM: Sorry everyone- holds head in shame
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Post by: andyh on May 19, 2026, 07:44:14 AM: You’ve been a very naughty boy.
You’ve let the site down, you’ve let other posters down, you’ve let Unai and boys down, but most of all you’ve let yourself down.

Hopefully you will think upon your actions and learn a valuable lesson.
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Post by: Somniloquism on May 19, 2026, 09:09:23 AM: Quote from: eamonn on May 18, 2026, 10:42:19 PM
How are VillaTalk and TBAR's preps going for the final? If we win, do we finally consolidate and come together?

Well they don't seem to have survived Covid unless the forum has changed to a new place no-one knows about.
Title: Re: If we are fortunate to win...
Post by: eamonn on May 19, 2026, 11:06:24 AM: Hope they didn't all succumb to the virus. Fergal and DanLanza will surely enjoy tomorrow.
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Post by: Legion on May 20, 2026, 11:18:11 PM: Tomorrow.
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Post by: Behind Bluenose Lines on May 20, 2026, 11:20:40 PM: Anyone got any ideas of the timings so I can find a decent spot to wave my scarf at the bus?
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Post by: wince on May 20, 2026, 11:21:55 PM: Quote from: Behind Bluenose Lines on May 20, 2026, 11:20:40 PM
Anyone got any ideas of the timings so I can find a decent spot to wave my scarf at the bus?
https://www.avfc.co.uk/news/2026/may/20/uel-europa-league-victory-parade---all-you-need-to-know/
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Post by: pauliewalnuts on May 20, 2026, 11:24:13 PM: Christ, tomorrow? Not much notice
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Post by: Behind Bluenose Lines on May 20, 2026, 11:27:57 PM: Quote from: wince on May 20, 2026, 11:21:55 PM
Quote from: Behind Bluenose Lines on May 20, 2026, 11:20:40 PM
Anyone got any ideas of the timings so I can find a decent spot to wave my scarf at the bus?
https://www.avfc.co.uk/news/2026/may/20/uel-europa-league-victory-parade---all-you-need-to-know/
Thanks! Can't wait for this.