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Off Topic => Sports Arena => Topic started by: Villa Lew on February 20, 2026, 09:17:57 AM

Title: Athletics 2026
Post by: Villa Lew on February 20, 2026, 09:17:57 AM
Well done to Keely Hodgkinson on breaking the indoor 800m world record, which was set nearly 24 years ago, superb stuff.
Title: Re: Athletics 2026
Post by: paul_e on February 20, 2026, 09:35:06 AM
Broke it by nearly a second as well. The record she broke was set on the day she was born.
Title: Re: Athletics 2026
Post by: Somniloquism on February 26, 2026, 01:44:40 PM
I've just applied as a volunteer for the European Athletics Champs in August.
Title: Re: Athletics 2026
Post by: cdbearsfan on March 04, 2026, 01:03:51 PM
Just got tickets for session with women's 100m Final. A few seem to be selling out so you might want to move quickly if you want tickets.
Title: Re: Athletics 2026
Post by: Brazilian Villain on March 04, 2026, 02:47:39 PM
Just got tickets for session with women's 100m Final. A few seem to be selling out so you might want to move quickly if you want tickets.

That should be very enjoyable, especially with SQ bringing the beers to your seat.
Title: Re: Athletics 2026
Post by: cdbearsfan on March 04, 2026, 02:49:34 PM
It's the least he can do.
Title: Re: Athletics 2026
Post by: Somniloquism on March 04, 2026, 02:50:52 PM
Fuck off will I. Might just piss in some glasses and state all they are selling is Carling.
Title: Re: Athletics 2026
Post by: cdbearsfan on March 04, 2026, 03:09:44 PM
I'll take my chances.
Title: Re: Athletics 2026
Post by: Brazilian Villain on March 04, 2026, 04:34:13 PM
I'll take my chances.

I certainly wouldn't order a chocolate milkshake.
Title: Re: Athletics 2026
Post by: Skipper_The_Eyechild on March 04, 2026, 04:41:39 PM
Fuck off will I. Might just piss in some glasses and state all they are selling is Carling.

Definitely would rather have the piss.
Title: Re: Athletics 2026
Post by: dave.woodhall on March 04, 2026, 04:42:23 PM
Just got tickets for session with women's 100m Final. A few seem to be selling out so you might want to move quickly if you want tickets.

It'll be just like normal watching women running away from you.
Title: Re: Athletics 2026
Post by: cdbearsfan on March 04, 2026, 11:13:44 PM
Yes, but some of them will be from fancy countries.
Title: Re: Athletics 2026
Post by: Somniloquism on March 05, 2026, 08:12:49 AM
Was it CD who Sarah Mee had the restraining order against?
Title: Re: Athletics 2026
Post by: cdbearsfan on March 05, 2026, 01:42:10 PM
You've lost me (had to Google her).
Title: Re: Athletics 2026
Post by: Somniloquism on March 05, 2026, 01:56:37 PM
Might have been Joe_C then.
Title: Re: Athletics 2026
Post by: Brazilian Villain on March 05, 2026, 02:40:08 PM
Might have been Joe_C then.

Possibly, I think Elizabeth Olsen is more CD's cup of tea.
Title: Re: Athletics 2026
Post by: cdbearsfan on March 05, 2026, 04:16:26 PM
She's a handsome girl but probably relatively unlikely to participate in the European Athletics Championship.
Title: Re: Athletics 2026
Post by: Skipper_The_Eyechild on March 06, 2026, 12:01:49 AM
Olsen sounds Nordic, I'm sure they can find a way to fit her in.
Title: Re: Athletics 2026
Post by: cdbearsfan on March 22, 2026, 06:57:36 PM
Popped the athletics on half an hour and Britain have won three golds in that time. Not bad.
Title: Re: Athletics 2026
Post by: cdbearsfan on April 26, 2026, 11:52:56 AM
Kenya's Sabastian Sawe becomes first runner to break two hour barrier in marathon.
Title: Re: Athletics 2026
Post by: Villa Lew on April 26, 2026, 12:12:31 PM
Kenya's Sabastian Sawe becomes first runner to break two hour barrier in marathon.

Second placed Ethiopian Yomif Kejelcha also ran in it in under 2 hours, amazing.
Title: Re: Athletics 2026
Post by: maidstonevillain on April 26, 2026, 12:47:22 PM
But could he do it on a wet Tuesday night in Bolton? 😁
Title: Re: Athletics 2026
Post by: TopDeck113 on April 26, 2026, 01:28:30 PM
As someone who now finds a 30.minute parkrun increasingly out of reach, a sub-2 hour marathon beggars belief.
Title: Re: Athletics 2026
Post by: Sexual Ealing on April 26, 2026, 01:38:21 PM
It's easy when you're running through a lawless Islamist no-go area. The poor lad must've been terrified.
Title: Re: Athletics 2026
Post by: AV82EC on April 26, 2026, 03:55:42 PM
It's easy when you're running through a lawless Islamist no-go area. The poor lad must've been terrified.

Ha ha
Title: Re: Athletics 2026
Post by: Somniloquism on April 26, 2026, 04:07:25 PM
At least he will be able to outrun the robots China are training up.
Title: Re: Athletics 2026
Post by: Risso on April 27, 2026, 01:31:59 PM
It looks like the new Adidas trainers played their part. All of the top 3 in the marathon were wearing them yesterday, and they made them much lighter and springier than the previous iteration. I think I read that for elite athletes, the new shoes were saving about 1% in running economy, which over two hours is about a minute, and that's what Sawe knocked off the old world record.

Obviously there's a lot more to it than that, and Sawe is genuinely a Usain Bolt-like freak for long distance running, but the shoes certainly helped.
Title: Re: Athletics 2026
Post by: usav on April 27, 2026, 02:02:23 PM
4 minute mile pace for a marathon is absolutely insane. 
Title: Re: Athletics 2026
Post by: Somniloquism on April 28, 2026, 03:18:25 PM
I've just applied as a volunteer for the European Athletics Champs in August.

Got a job driving. What or who I will be driving I have no idea.
Title: Re: Athletics 2026
Post by: Villa Lew on May 01, 2026, 05:23:34 PM
I've just applied as a volunteer for the European Athletics Champs in August.

Got a job driving. What or who I will be driving I have no idea.

So it'll be no sleeping on the job for you!
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