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Off Topic => Sports Arena => Topic started by: Villa Lew on January 16, 2026, 07:47:21 AM

Title: Golf 2026
Post by: Villa Lew on January 16, 2026, 07:47:21 AM
Good start to the golfing year sees LIV golfer Brooks Koepka returning to the PGA tour, hopefully many more will do the same.
Title: Re: Golf 2026
Post by: Gareth on January 16, 2026, 09:01:33 AM
Hopefully not to be fair, most of the utter morons like de Chmabeau & particularly that jerk Mickelson are at LIV alongside a number of the veterans like Westwood / Poulter/ mcDowell & Garcia for whom taking the money was the best option as their competitive PGA days were coming to an end.  Leave them all where they are hoovering up the cash.

Koepka, Hatton & Rahm were the only ones worth trying for….guess Rahm & Hatton joining later are probably financially tied to at least another year at the behest of the Saudis
Title: Re: Golf 2026
Post by: Villa Lew on February 02, 2026, 09:56:52 AM
Good to see Justin Rose winning in California, he lead in all 4 rounds and finished winning by 7 shots, that is impressive.
Title: Re: Golf 2026
Post by: Brazilian Villain on March 04, 2026, 02:45:31 PM
Luke Donald confirmed as captain for next year's Ryder Cup. https://www.bbc.com/sport/golf/articles/cy033xx1zp9o
Title: Re: Golf 2026
Post by: Gareth on March 05, 2026, 11:22:46 AM
Luke Donald confirmed as captain for next year's Ryder Cup. https://www.bbc.com/sport/golf/articles/cy033xx1zp9o

Hopefully the Americans will find another absolute whooper like Bradley to put in charge again
Title: Re: Golf 2026
Post by: Villa Lew on March 15, 2026, 10:12:27 PM
Matt Fitzpatrick comes very close to being the first Englishman to win The Players, losing by one shot to Cameron Young on the final hole.










Title: Re: Golf 2026
Post by: Brazilian Villain on March 17, 2026, 11:35:18 AM
Good effort by Matt, but Young outplayed him on the last two holes.
Title: Re: Golf 2026
Post by: Villa Lew on March 23, 2026, 03:34:53 PM
Following on from last week, Matt ends up winning in Florida, his first win on the PGA tour for nearly 3 years, with the Masters only 17 days away, not a bad time for him to find his top form.
Title: Re: Golf 2026
Post by: luke95 on March 27, 2026, 11:09:18 PM
Tiger Woods in another car crash , drink or drugged at the wheel again
Title: Re: Golf 2026
Post by: Villa Lew on March 30, 2026, 02:23:02 PM
Gary Woodland winning the Houston Open yesterday, wouldn't normally be big headlines, but it does because only in September 2023, he had an operation to remove a brain tumour, as you can imagine there were emotional scenes, after he sunk the winning putt.
Title: Re: Golf 2026
Post by: Mellin on March 30, 2026, 10:34:38 PM
Tiger Woods in another car crash , drink or drugged at the wheel again

I got as choked up as most when he won the 2019 Masters, but he is a proper fucking idiot. Not worthy of the acclaim.

Thankfully McIlroy absolutely blew that out the water last year anyway. Might not bother this year, or ever again, because that's never being topped.
Title: Re: Golf 2026
Post by: russon on April 06, 2026, 08:36:36 AM


I'm a member of Stonehaven Golf Club nr Aberdeen and we opened a new 13th hole at the weekend. I was giving it the big one to my playing partners saying I'd be the first to birdie it and demanded footage be taken. Wish i hadn't!.

https://www.thebellman.co.uk/2026/04/05/stonehaven-golf-club-innes-medal/
Title: Re: Golf 2026
Post by: usav on April 06, 2026, 08:23:10 PM
Masters week, definitely my second favourite golf tournament.
Title: Re: Golf 2026
Post by: luke95 on April 06, 2026, 10:05:48 PM
Be nice to see Rory hand a green jacket on to Fleetwood after their successful Ryder Cup partnership.
Title: Re: Golf 2026
Post by: usav on April 07, 2026, 01:54:13 PM
Or Justin Rose
Title: Re: Golf 2026
Post by: Brazilian Villain on April 07, 2026, 02:01:46 PM
Or Shane Lowry.
Title: Re: Golf 2026
Post by: Villa Lew on April 07, 2026, 08:54:04 PM
Or Matt Fitzpatrick
Title: Re: Golf 2026
Post by: Gareth on April 07, 2026, 11:16:05 PM
Fleetwood or Rose would be good

With Corey Connors hopefully in the top 8 as have backed him :-) top 10 in 4 of last 6 years so he’s a course specialist….he’ll probs miss the cut now :-)
Title: Re: Golf 2026
Post by: Mellin on April 09, 2026, 04:11:15 PM
I'd rather Rose considering he has finished second three times and is further along in his career. Fleetwood really should win a major eventually. Feel like Rose deserves a Masters as much as you can without actually winning the thing.

Either of those two are good though.
Title: Re: Golf 2026
Post by: Mellin on April 09, 2026, 07:07:58 PM
Harrison Reed in good early shape. Fair play to him, but would be a dull winner. Fleetwood's just downed another blinder to move back to -3. Rose has chipped to a foot to move -1 thru 2. Lowry in good shape (would love him to win too). McIlroy in good shape. Decent day so far.

Never really warmed to MacIntyre or Fitzpatrick. Do like Danny Willet though if he can pull off a redux of that nonsense from 2016(!!!). +1 thru 7.
Title: Re: Golf 2026
Post by: Tony Daleys Shorts on April 09, 2026, 07:34:43 PM
Nick Faldo - when a sporting hero of your youth turns out to be a complete bellend.
Title: Re: Golf 2026
Post by: Mellin on April 09, 2026, 11:56:41 PM
Nice round from Rose. Shame about the last two holes, but he's in and around it again. MacIntyre's head has separated from his shoulders and, if you squint hard enough, can be seen orbiting Georgia.
Title: Re: Golf 2026
Post by: Mellin on April 10, 2026, 06:21:14 PM
Rose and McIlroy sat top of the leaderboard again. Absolutely love it.
Title: Re: Golf 2026
Post by: Jane on April 10, 2026, 07:29:30 PM
Still haven't forgiven Rose for switching from Villa. Come on Rory and Fleetwood.
Title: Re: Golf 2026
Post by: Brazilian Villain on April 10, 2026, 08:05:12 PM
Rose and McIlroy sat top of the leaderboard again. Absolutely love it.

I might get excited if it's the same this time on Sunday. Leads can disappear very quickly at Augusta.
Title: Re: Golf 2026
Post by: Mellin on April 10, 2026, 08:54:10 PM
Free calendar and I'm soaking up all four days this year. Don't rain on my parade.

*Take your point on Rose who has looked a little tetchy. McIlory is set and will be there of thereabouts.

What's the Rose/Villa stuff? I thought he was...wanna say Chelsea?
Title: Re: Golf 2026
Post by: Villa Lew on April 10, 2026, 11:34:08 PM
DeChambeau misses the cut, finishing with a triple bogey on the last, good.
Title: Re: Golf 2026
Post by: Mellin on April 10, 2026, 11:42:46 PM
Yep, bye.

McIlroy's winning this barring a meltdown. Unplayable.
Title: Re: Golf 2026
Post by: Villa Lew on April 11, 2026, 12:00:31 AM
Simply superb
Title: Re: Golf 2026
Post by: Brazilian Villain on April 11, 2026, 12:42:24 AM
Pretty amazing to be leading the tournament by 6 when you're 90th out of 91 players in driving accuracy. I'll be a lot more comfortable if he's still leading by 6 after R3, rather than it being down to 2 or 3 shots.
Title: Re: Golf 2026
Post by: Rory on April 11, 2026, 12:59:08 AM
I really like Rory. Not sure why I really like Rory; there must be a reason for me to really like Rory. I can't quite put my finger on why I really like Rory, but Rory is great, and I just really like Rory.
Title: Re: Golf 2026
Post by: Villa Lew on April 11, 2026, 08:13:43 AM
I really like Rory. Not sure why I really like Rory; there must be a reason for me to really like Rory. I can't quite put my finger on why I really like Rory, but Rory is great, and I just really like Rory.

There's only one Rory.
Title: Re: Golf 2026
Post by: Rory on April 11, 2026, 09:43:52 AM
I really like Rory. Not sure why I really like Rory; there must be a reason for me to really like Rory. I can't quite put my finger on why I really like Rory, but Rory is great, and I just really like Rory.

There's only one Rory.

Aww thanks, yes I am quite the individua- oh, you meant him.
Title: Re: Golf 2026
Post by: Skipper_The_Eyechild on April 11, 2026, 02:14:09 PM
I really like Rory. Not sure why I really like Rory; there must be a reason for me to really like Rory. I can't quite put my finger on why I really like Rory, but Rory is great, and I just really like Rory.

Do you know anyone who knows him? I reckon I could find a yank whose only Irish relative is from 1615 who claims to know him.
Title: Re: Golf 2026
Post by: Rory on April 11, 2026, 02:31:20 PM
I really like Rory. Not sure why I really like Rory; there must be a reason for me to really like Rory. I can't quite put my finger on why I really like Rory, but Rory is great, and I just really like Rory.

Do you know anyone who knows him? I reckon I could find a yank whose only Irish relative is from 1615 who claims to know him.

I know him myself. In fact we're best buds.* Terrific lad.

*He may dispute this, but that's just an in-joke we have.
Title: Re: Golf 2026
Post by: Brazilian Villain on April 11, 2026, 07:29:50 PM
It's probably better for Rory that he's going around with Sam Burns today, rather than Reed. Rory and Paddy don't get on.
Title: Re: Golf 2026
Post by: Tony Daleys Shorts on April 11, 2026, 08:22:18 PM
Poor start from Rory, the chasing pack are closing quickly.
Title: Re: Golf 2026
Post by: Jane on April 11, 2026, 08:58:16 PM
What a hole in one from Shane Lowry!! 🙌
Title: Re: Golf 2026
Post by: Mellin on April 11, 2026, 10:32:48 PM
There's the double.
Title: Re: Golf 2026
Post by: Nev on April 12, 2026, 08:05:19 AM
Still haven't forgiven Rose for switching from Villa. Come on Rory and Fleetwood.

Same but I thought I was the only one who remembered him being Villa! Do you know what the story is because I could never find any detail on it?
Title: Re: Golf 2026
Post by: Jane on April 12, 2026, 12:11:54 PM
Still haven't forgiven Rose for switching from Villa. Come on Rory and Fleetwood.

Same but I thought I was the only one who remembered him being Villa! Do you know what the story is because I could never find any detail on it?

I can't find anything now, either! Glad I have someone to back my very long memory up.
Title: Re: Golf 2026
Post by: Nev on April 12, 2026, 12:36:53 PM
At the time he broke through at The Open as a teenager I distinctly remember him saying he was Villa despite growing up in SA. Fast forward 10 years and he was blithering on about Cheatsea.
Title: Re: Golf 2026
Post by: Brazilian Villain on April 12, 2026, 12:47:27 PM
At the time he broke through at The Open as a teenager I distinctly remember him saying he was Villa despite growing up in SA. Fast forward 10 years and he was blithering on about Cheatsea.

It all changed after the 2000 FA Cup final. He was radicalised by CD into cheering for Chelsea because of our non-traditional stripey kit.
Title: Re: Golf 2026
Post by: Mellin on April 12, 2026, 06:43:12 PM
Beers in. Football done. Let's go.
Title: Re: Golf 2026
Post by: Brazilian Villain on April 12, 2026, 10:46:02 PM
It's getting tense now, can Rory hold on? 13 under might just be enough to do it.
Title: Re: Golf 2026
Post by: Proposition Joe on April 12, 2026, 11:26:27 PM
Really wanted Rose to win it, but as soon as he took the lead his game fell apart. Ah well, if it's not him, I'll be happy for it to be Rory.
Title: Re: Golf 2026
Post by: Brazilian Villain on April 12, 2026, 11:54:17 PM
Great final day, but Rory's done it. Joins a very elite club in winning a second successive Green jacket.
Title: Re: Golf 2026
Post by: Villa Lew on April 12, 2026, 11:59:13 PM
Nicklaus, Faldo, Woods and Rory!
Title: Re: Golf 2026
Post by: The Left Side on April 12, 2026, 11:59:38 PM
Well done Rory
Title: Re: Golf 2026
Post by: Brazilian Villain on April 13, 2026, 12:09:22 AM
Nicklaus, Faldo, Woods and Rory!

And only three of those have won all four majors. I'd also argue that it's more difficult nowadays, given the breadth of talent.
Title: Re: Golf 2026
Post by: Jane on April 13, 2026, 04:32:18 PM
Belated well done Rory and thank you to the Rose originally being Villa conformists!
Title: Re: Golf 2026
Post by: Crown Hill on April 15, 2026, 08:37:02 PM
Looks like Heck’s job in peril!
Title: Re: Golf 2026
Post by: Gareth on April 15, 2026, 09:36:57 PM
Not surprised if Saudis have got bored…they must watch the the masters and players etc and realise their product just can’t match up in any way whatever they do in terms of chucking gazillions at idiots like Mickelson and Bryson de Donkey
Title: Re: Golf 2026
Post by: Gareth on April 19, 2026, 11:22:44 PM
Yes Matt Fitzpatrick…thought he had blown the RBC Heritage on 18 but won on first play off hole….in the face of the graceless crowd and that USA BS….the morons screaming ‘no’ when he holed the winning putt,
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