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Heroes & Villains => Match Threads & Player Ratings => Topic started by: Toronto Villa on December 21, 2025, 03:33:45 PM
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Bench looking thinner than it has for many a while
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Man Utd: Lammens, Yoro, Heaven, Shaw, Dalot, Ugarte, Fernandes, Dorgu, Cunha, Mount, Sesko
Subs: Bayindir, Heaton, Fredricson, Malacia, Martinez, J. Fletcher, Lacey, Mantato, Zirkzee.
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Good to see Emi in goal, and that Evann missed his flight. Let's hope we don't need to call on Leon Routh (unless we're 4-0 up)
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For once please just beat them.
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Who is Leon Routh?
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Bench looking thinner than it has for many a while
Stronger than I’d expected! And they look weaker!
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Dear Lord Baby Jesus, 8 pounds 6 ounces newborn infant Jesus, please let us win today. Amen.
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Who is Leon Routh?
Young left sided CH, the way Mings and Torres are going we may need him if Lindelof gets crocked.
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Who is Leon Routh?
I believe he was a renowed victoria industrialist
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Who is Leon Routh?
Young left sided CH, the way Mings and Torres are going we may need him if Lindelof gets crocked.
and he's a very promising player, was excellent last season.
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Half an hour into Sky coverage and we haven't got a mention yet.
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Lindelof to score a bullet header against his old club please.
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Half an hour into Sky coverage and we haven't got a mention yet.
They opened the show with discussion about us.
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Half an hour into Sky coverage and we haven't got a mention yet.
They opened the show with discussion about us.
sorry, I missed the first 30 seconds lol
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I've been watching the coverage for the Manchester United game but have only just found who they are playing. Apparently they are playing a little team known; the AstonVillans. Who knew?
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Torres out is a big blow. They will look to target Lindelof at LCB.
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I would have put Digne alongside Lindelof, dunno if he is carrying a knock or if Emery fancied Maatsen more?
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Now don’t fluff your lines boys! FTF.
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Please Villa no more conceding early and then having to turn it around. Just a boring win please
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I hate this bloody fixture.
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I hate this fixture, but I trust this modern incarnation of the Villa.
FTFs. I hate them.
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sort it out villa
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'Special atmosphere at Villa Park'
published at 16:32 GMT
16:32 GMT
Aston Villa 0-0 Manchester United
Sue Smith
Former Leeds and England forward on BBC Radio 5 Live at Villa Park
It's special. It's incredible being here and hearing the atmosphere.
They're so excited to see their side with the form they're in, especially at home.
It's a pleasure to be here.
Glory hunter
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Just hit it ffs
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ollie never looks confident
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That Cunha loves playing us doesn’t he.
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Tried watching one of those watchalongs on YouTube. Nope.
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Better Villa! Close from Rogers
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could have been 3-1 by now
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This already has a feeling of one of those days.
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yep with rogers inches away , hoping its not.
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Too early for pessimism
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Should have scored twice already.
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Tried watching one of those watchalongs on YouTube. Nope.
I'm hoping I have good reason to Mark Goldbridge's highlights later.
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Agreed. This is a strong start. We need to make it count of course.
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What’s going on I’m out.
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What’s going on I’m out.
It’s a good start. We haven’t scored. Everyone expecting a 97th minute Man U winner
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Harsh on Matty
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Fucks sake. Perfectly good tackle that by Cash
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fuck off oliver
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Harsh on Matty
Never a foul according to them on t'wireless
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We’ve got quite careless here.
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What’s going on I’m out.
Fairly even start. They’ve gone close once and we’ve gone close twice.
Oliver is giving them everything.
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Sounds par for the course I hate him.
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kamara dont worry me like that
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Can’t rely on anything from the ref today
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Great save Emi. Terrible defending. We need to liven up a lot.
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marinez save briliant
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Great save.
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We are getting owned in the midfield at the moment.
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Shit defending. Great save Emi.
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We are lucky to get away with this, next time it will be 1-0 to them.
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geta grip villa please
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We are getting owned in the midfield at the moment.
Why so negative today..?
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Fernandez telling Sesko he should have dived
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Glad he didnt dive then. Ref would have given it.
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They’ve got so much space in the middle of the park.
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Glad he didnt dive then. Ref would have given it.
The Ref would have taken the penalty for them.
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What a fucking prick Fernandez is. Why doesn’t he fuck off to Saudi?!
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We are getting owned in the midfield at the moment.
Why so negative today..?
Well we are losing the midfield battle at the moment.
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We are getting owned in the midfield at the moment.
Why so negative today..?
Well we are losing the midfield battle at the moment.
We are clearly bypassing the midfield today. We’ve played more long balls from back to front in the last 25 minutes than we usually do in 90, though.
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Couple of dropped bollocks in midfield
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Fernandez telling Sesko he should have dived
Me telling Fernández to go and fuck off.
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FFS are we playing the name rather than the team again today?
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Not the first time he has told a player to do that to us. They then did the next time around and got the penalty.
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We are getting owned in the midfield at the moment.
Why so negative today..?
Well we are losing the midfield battle at the moment.
We are clearly bypassing the midfield today. We’ve played more long balls from back to front in the last 25 minutes than we usually do in 90, though.
I’m not talking about when we’re on the ball. It’s when we’re turned over.
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We looked sharp to start with. Faded off now.
Need to pick it up a bit now though - aside from Rogers chance, there’s not been much creativity up front so far
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We are getting owned in the midfield at the moment.
Why so negative today..?
Well we are losing the midfield battle at the moment.
We are clearly bypassing the midfield today. We’ve played more long balls from back to front in the last 25 minutes than we usually do in 90, though.
I’m not talking about when we’re on the ball. It’s when we’re turned over.
Look how high Kamara is. Unai isn’t scared of Ugarte or Mount.
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And I hate that piss weasel with a passion
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We are getting owned in the midfield at the moment.
Why so negative today..?
Well we are losing the midfield battle at the moment.
We are clearly bypassing the midfield today. We’ve played more long balls from back to front in the last 25 minutes than we usually do in 90, though.
The problem is when they have the ball, they are overloading us
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We are getting owned in the midfield at the moment.
Why so negative today..?
Well we are losing the midfield battle at the moment.
We are clearly bypassing the midfield today. We’ve played more long balls from back to front in the last 25 minutes than we usually do in 90, though.
The problem is when they have the ball, they are overloading us
Forcing Mount and Ugarte to beat us.. good luck with that Manure.
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We are getting owned in the midfield at the moment.
Why so negative today..?
Well we are losing the midfield battle at the moment.
We are clearly bypassing the midfield today. We’ve played more long balls from back to front in the last 25 minutes than we usually do in 90, though.
I’m not talking about when we’re on the ball. It’s when we’re turned over.
Look how high Kamara is. Unai isn’t scared of Ugarte or Mount.
Maybe not, but they’ve just had two very presentable chances through turnovers in midfield.
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We're playing like the underdogs against man utd. What a surprise.
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Relax guys we look fine.
A bit tight, so what.
We're OK.
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Ugarte's being allowed to kick lumps out of everyone.
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commentaters fucking me off already . why the fcuk neville is on
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commentaters fucking me off already . why the fcuk neville is on
he always seems to be for their games. The one eyed fucking bell end
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25% possession last 10
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Is Watkins actually interested anymore?
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What is it about these cnuts?!
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Teams are pressing us so high. If we are interested in Brennan Johnson, I can see why.
A bit of electric pace like that would make the high press very risky indeed.
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Is Watkins actually interested anymore?
No needs to go
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They're well on top and we are making it easy for them
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This is utter garbage at the moment.
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Having a mare last 20 mins...ground is very quiet. Our shit half hopefully
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for once ollie holds it up well and then someome else fucks it up
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Are they playing well or are we just playing shit?
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Maatsen’s been good
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Are they playing well or are we just playing shit?
It's neither. We haven't been great and they are what they are. So our drop in standard just makes them look better than they are.
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Are they playing well or are we just playing shit?
Minnows always raise their game against us.
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Is Watkins actually interested anymore?
No needs to go
You're both wrong it's everyone else's fault mate.
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Thanks TV
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They’re controlling the game as we’ve gifted them the midfield. Change to the game plan needed at HT.
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ratboy might by in trouble
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Fernandes fucked.
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Good
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Haha fuck off rat boy
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We are miles off it..ffs
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5live coverage a manure wankfest
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A more odious twat you'll be hard pushed to find. Go on, fuck off with you.
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We’ll take the foul on Maatsen, thanks ref.
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This has been so bad. We cannot get on the ball at all.
We’re switching off.
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We need to make it to halftime
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What the hell are we doing? Last time we had the runaround like this was PSG away.
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This is painful
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Has the rat gone off?
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does ratface control the officials
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Rogers scores
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Rogers you beauty. GTFI!!!!
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Wow....
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Has the rat gone off?
Miraculous recovery.
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Need to do something here. Don’t want this derailing the season
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There needs to be polite HT reminder by Unai to the players that we are the side challening for the title and at minimum a CL spot. Not those ******.
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GROSS.
Hope we make it to halftime ::)
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There needs to be polite HT reminder by Unai to the players that we are the side challening for the title and at minimum a CL spot. Not those ******.
That's why we're winning
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What a special player he is!
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Good lord. What a player.
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God he's wonderful
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Oh yes
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Rogers scores
WTF the fuck is this low energy drivel?
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Stick that in yer pipe, what a hit Morgan! Somewhat against the run of play.
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Wow my coverage is behind
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Oh my gawd haha
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what a fucking goal fuck off nevilla
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Now that is a worldie.
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Rogers scores
Your most understated goal announcement ever...
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What a fucking player he is becoming.
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What a strike
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Fully deserved.
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To
Join in with the misery on here today Rogers will be off Jan
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What a goal again!!!
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Rogers scores
Your most understated goal announcement ever...
PWS needs to be sold in January
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Scorchios are for big games, not games against dross like Yeovil or ManU.
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YOU CAN'T DODGE THE RODGE!
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Rogers scores
Your most understated goal announcement ever...
It's getting a bit samey
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Oh fuck off, Cash you plum.
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Stupid goal to give away.
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Back to the shitness
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That lasted then
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Oh, Matty..
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Replica of last week.
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Fuck. Off.
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Fucks sake Villa!!
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Ffs
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A gift as per usual...
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All you have to do is get to HT ahead after taking the lead.
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our own worse fucking enemy
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Cash that is stunningly bad. Honestly such an idiotic mistake.
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For fuck's sake.
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another konsa type
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Ace. Shit.
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Same old fucking story. We are just a fucking joke against these. They could play half the dead Busby babes a d still beat us
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you would think the fuckers would have learnt a lesson
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What the hell was Cash doing?
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FFS. Andy Townsend is delighted though
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Bollocks
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Maybe Smirker actually is in defence today.
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That goal sums up our half though - we have been sloppy and not switched on at all. Rogers goal aside, which was brilliant, we’ve been crap.
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All you had to do was see it to half time.
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Cash constantly determined to go backwards at every opportunity. Gets caught out time and time again
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That was dreadful from Cash. Totally caught out and could have easily resolved it by passing back. But that’s a fuck up.
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Fucks sake
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We’ve made so many defensive mistakes this year that have led to goals. Giving the ball away in stupid places, mistakes in the box, goalkeeping gaffes. Shit that we just should not be doing.
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Fucking hell Cash after that wonderful Rogers goal. Mindless.
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what is it with cash against these fuckers
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Malen will score.
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Go bollock them Emery
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There was a minute to go! That's when you're allowed to boot it, fgs. Awful
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Cash was so indecisive there. Couldn't decide what to do so got caught doing nothing.
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We’ve made so many defensive mistakes this year that have led to goals. Giving the ball away in stupid places, mistakes in the box, goalkeeping gaffes. Shit that we just should not be doing.
We. Are. Third.
I am as disappointed as the next man to concede that but we are unbelievably hyper critical of this team
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We just try so hard to give these fuckers a lifeline in this game. Every time
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Aside from Rogers that was poor. Where is the hole that Onana and Kamara are hiding in?
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Maybe Smirker actually is in defence today.
😂
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Fucking Cash.
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We’ve made so many defensive mistakes this year that have led to goals. Giving the ball away in stupid places, mistakes in the box, goalkeeping gaffes. Shit that we just should not be doing.
We. Are. Third.
I am as disappointed as the next man to concede that but we are unbelievably hyper critical of this team
Ahem to that!
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Just fucking boot it down the line, absolutely brain dead
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Fucking Cash.
Maybe we need to go cashless in the future?
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Might finish 3rd which would be brilliant. Not a chance we'll be in the top 2 . Often to relaxed and complacent. Concede some appallingly shit goals at times.
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Fucking Cash.
Maybe we need to go cashless in the future?
Yes please.
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We should try and sign that Cunha. He’s a gem in a mid table side. I bet we’ll hear that and not the same about Morgan Rogers.
We have given them too much cunting respect as per usual. Fucking get into them and stop this ridiculous inferiority nonsense. Whatever it takes, win this fucking game Villa. Whatever it takes.
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Desperate way to finish the half but they have been the better team. Getting overloaded in the middle. Tielemans has been particularly poor. Outstanding goal from Rogers but that aside we have been flat.
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I was just about to comment how Morgan’s superb goal was a little like Jack’s at Old Trafford when Cash did that. Took away from that goal.
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It happens now again but not every bloody game . . Didnt they learn from konsas fuck up
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Far too much respect given them. Malen on,we'll take them to the cleaners.
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That's very poor game management with seconds of the half left.
I'd like to see Buendia on for Onana and Youri drop back beside Bouba.
Utd are crap and there for the taking.
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That goal sums up our half though - we have been sloppy and not switched on at all. Rogers goal aside, which was brilliant, we’ve been crap.
I think we have been too passive and showed them too much respect. It reminded me of the 0 0 last year when we barely laid a glove on them.
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Teams are pressing us higher and higher, so this is going to happen more often.
Emery needs to work out a way of punishing them. There's definitely an opportunity there, because opponents are now adopting very predictable tactics.
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Cash had had a great season so far but that was absolutely brain dead with half time 2 mins away. Boot the fucking thing up the line.
Half time, take Onana off and put Tileman's alongside Kamara, he's been totally anonymous up there. Malen or little Emi on instead.
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How many points would we have without the stupid errors?
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We’ve allowed ratboy to dictate play in midlfield…even when he’s been walking around pointing for the last 10 minutes.
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Their midfield has no pace, we need to expose it.
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not sure what game Gary one-eyed Neville is watching but he's creaming his knickers over Man Utd.
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Hopefully second half will be better and we don’t get a nosebleed. Need to get all 3 here
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Teams are pressing us higher and higher, so this is going to happen more often.
Emery needs to work out a way of punishing them. There's definitely an opportunity there, because opponents are now adopting very predictable tactics.
You need a scoring centre forward. Watkins is done.
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We always do this against them - be it something tactical, the hoo doo, or a combination - but we always conspire to play into their hands. There’s a half left to go Unai, sort it out because goal aside we have been rubbish.
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There was a minute to go! That's when you're allowed to boot it, fgs. Awful
Spent the last few weeks watching an England cricket team getting into decent positions in games only to then self-implode by not managing the game situation. Could do without the Villa doing it as well.
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pisses me off that the amount of goals we give away from mistakes - it's almost every goal.
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cash goes to boot it up and then comes back brainless.
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I know Emery is trying to cover gaps elsewhere, and I wanted to see it tried, but not liking Tielemans, Kamara and Onana. Negates Tielemans' best attributes.
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All Cash had to do is pass to Konsa to kick it up field, don't players notice that big clock in the corner
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Far too much respect given them. Malen on,we'll take them to the cleaners.
Yeah agree. Watkins off, Malen on.
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Special mention to whatever stream I'm watching. It's a Utd wankfest of titanic proportions.
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Emery has to change things otherwise we're playing to hang onto a draw here.
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Cash to score the winner now…
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Far too much respect given them. Malen on,we'll take them to the cleaners.
Yeah agree. Watkins off, Malen on.
What use is a player who apart from one match this season, appears to not be able to control the ball, play with his back to goal, or shoot without making the wrong decision. He's lightyears away from his form the last few years. IMO he provides, at present, fuck all benefit by being in the side.
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Hoping that was our crap half, otherwise we've seen this movie before...
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I know Emery is trying to cover gaps elsewhere, and I wanted to see it tried, but not liking Tielemans, Kamara and Onana. Negates Tielemans' best attributes.
Especially when Torres isnt there. Can't play out easily with a right footer at LCB and Onana who can't turn on the ball in midfield. Kamara needs to get finger out too.
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Fernandez off
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What is it about these cnuts that we cannot just have a straightforward day.
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the fucking man utd show on sky .. shut the fuck up merson
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Time to smash these clowns.
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Fernandes off. Come on, if we can't do it now ...
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This commentary is dreadful. Man U tv
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Far too much respect given them. Malen on,we'll take them to the cleaners.
Yeah agree. Watkins off, Malen on.
What use is a player who apart from one match this season, appears to not be able to control the ball, play with his back to goal, or shoot without making the wrong decision. He's lightyears away from his form the last few years. IMO he provides, at present, fuck all benefit by being in the side.
Been the case for a long time mate I agree. No idea why he's so protected.
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Time to smash these clowns.
I’ve had a tough week and nothing would give me greater pleasure than a stuffing of these.
Lovely stuff that Fernandes is off though. That’s half the victory won.
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Fernandez off
Cue a unknown man utd toddler making a name for himself.
Not really, we'll stuff them
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Cock wombles these commentators, the lot of them.
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Time to smash these clowns.
I’ve had a tough week and nothing would give me greater pleasure than a stuffing of these.
Lovely stuff that Fernandes is off though. That’s half the victory won.
Yes let's stuff these turkeys.
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Time to smash these clowns.
I’ve had a tough week and nothing would give me greater pleasure than a stuffing of these.
Lovely stuff that Fernandes is off though. That’s half the victory won.
Yes let's stuff these turkeys.
Let’s gobble them up.
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Looks like more of the same, so far.
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This isn’t working at all.
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Our midfield is killing us here. They are not doing anything.
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Just show a bit of intensity. This is horrible again!
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I'd be putting some money on them if I hadn't reached my limits. Looks like our standard no show against them.
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We're so timid. So scared of the name.
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Another fucking manager who's kryptonite to Emery.
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This is the weakest side Utd have put out at Villa for yonks, it will be criminal if we can't beat them.
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He'll change this before 55 mins. Hopefully still be level.
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We need to go long more often, yanited are packing the middle amd pressing too high for us to play out.
Marlen on please
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They’re packing the midfield. It’s making it difficult.
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It looks they're following the Crystal palace playbook - 3 at the back 5 across the middle and press us to death. We can't cope with it
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This is the weakest side Utd have put out at Villa for yonks, it will be criminal if we can't beat them.
I reckon this is the fifth season in a row someone has said this. Wish it made a difference.
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This is his one blind spot. Needs to go long.
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our own worse enemy again
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We are getting done over all the park atm
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What is it about Manchester United that makes us play like we're drunk?
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It’s one thing having a bogey side. It’s quite another only winning three times in 60 games against them.
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the bruno show..shut the fcuk up
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Strange subdued atmosphere at VP?
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Kamaras worst game for us in some time
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They always fucking spoil Christmas as well, these twats.
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Yanited are playing well conidering they are shite...
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This needs changes right now
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This has that inevitable feel about it. We miles off it.
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kamara having a bit of a mare
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Maatsen’s done well, atc..
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SCORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRCHIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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The whole stadium is scarred and scared from the past. It’s like we have all watched the movie before and know just how it all ends.
Edit: great timing ::)
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There you go
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That's more like it.
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SCORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRCHIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Fucking better Mr Shin. Much fucking better
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Unai's instructions should be: pass to you own players. Your own players. The ones in the same kit as you
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Rogers doing Rogers things
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YESSSSS
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Imagine how good the top 100 must be...
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Wow.
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You beaut Morgan!
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Moooorgz! Keeping us afloat on his own - now the rest of you, stop fucking it up!
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yes u fuckers not u guys
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Class
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YOU CAN'T DODGE THE RODGE!
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That Spurs match where he scored and got his confidence back - that was a defining moment.
Totally and utterly vital to us
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Phew, Cash redeems himself.
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Now concentrate for fuck's sake!
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One man show, if a few of the others show up we might win. He is single handedly beating teams.
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look at unai the godfather
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This kid has, unbelieveably, gone to another level. Outrageous.
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Shall we hold this for a bit longer this time?
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Rogers getting us out of jail, but a long, long way to go
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I'm not tuning back in to watch it. They equalised when I did it earlier. Get in there!
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Another ONE from Morgan!!!!!
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Phew, Cash redeems himself.
I misread that as
“Phew, Cash relieves himself”
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Keep the fecking ball now Villa and go down the left!
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He's a one man hoodoo smasher.
Now win this Villa. Well played Matty
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JUST
FUCKING
HOLD
ON
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This kid has, unbelieveably, gone to another level. Outrageous.
I know, and remember, he was sarcastically applauded by his own fans at the start of the season when he made a pass, such was his bad form.
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Now let's try and not completely shit the bed. Can't see it though
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This kid has, unbelieveably, gone to another level. Outrageous.
I know, and remember, he was sarcastically applauded by his own fans at the start of the season when he made a pass, such was his bad form.
I'd forgotten about that. Pretty mad to think that was this season.
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Remember when Rogers was playing shite and we all thought Emery was nuts to keep playing him for 90 minutes twice a week?
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We need to score again
Apart from two moments of brilliance we have been shit and they have played well
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Control the fucking game Villa.
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A Malen goal would be nice to wrap things up.
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We fucking love gifting them.needless possession
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thats a yellow
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Surely it has to be Malen for Watkins. He’s been anonymous.
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Should be a booking, but obviously isn't.
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Are we awake now?
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This obviously isn't going to finish 2-1.
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Should be 2-2
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Wayy too close to raise the flag there.
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Palms up Konsa, come on.
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Should be 2-2
Filho da cunha definitely is up for this game
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bad miss manure
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How's he missed that
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Ugarte booked after 37 fouls.
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Get a fcukin grip Villa ffs.
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Get Malen on, Watkins carrying zero threat atm
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My blood fucking boils whenever we play this lot. We make it so hard for ourselves and usually fuck something up to give them a win. We could Pep or Ancelotti and it would be the same.
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Finally, Oliver remembers what constitutes foul play
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Ugarte booked after 37 fouls.
It's it just me, or does Uruguay seem to produce a lot of these objectionable twats?
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Ugarte booked after 37 fouls.
It's it just me, or does Uruguay seem to produce a lot of these objectionable twats?
Not sure but I quite like Tannat from Uruguay.
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We are horrible at the back today...
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Some fucking dumb defending today.
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We are not at the races at all.
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We're 2-1 up, have better players, yet we're still super nervous and making them look good.
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Ian gets one in the bollocks
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Some fucking dumb defending today.
Think we’re missing Torres and his calming presence.
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Times going so slow.
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Ugarte booked after 37 fouls.
It's it just me, or does Uruguay seem to produce a lot of these objectionable twats?
I watched him play in Copa America and thought he was superb. Wanted us to sign him but he’s been bang average in the PL. Plus yes, as a nation that’s pretty much what they specialize in.
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We’re going to need at least one more goal cos no way are we not conceding again.
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Some fucking dumb defending today.
Think we’re missing Torres and his calming presence.
Yeah, could be a bit of that.
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Darren Fletcher's son making his debut can fuck right off
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Digne and Malen getting ready.
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Darren Fletcher's son making his debut can fuck right off
Does feel a little bit Macheda, doesn't it?
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Jack Fletcher brace to win the game incoming...
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Always said Zirkzee is not a premier league player and is stealing a living at OT - so watch the fucker score an absolute worldy now.
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Darren Fletcher's son making his debut can fuck right off
Does feel a little bit Macheda, doesn't it?
Shhhh!
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Oh no, they’ve taken the Sesko Kid off. That means they will now have 11 players as he is just shit.
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Ollie and Ian off
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Surely it's Malen time soon
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Come on Don
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Att 43.157
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43167 if you are playing guess the crowd...
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Oh no, they’ve taken the Sesko Kid off. That means they will now have 11 players as he is just shit.
Replacing Hojlund with Sesko was the most pointless transfer ever.
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Please get one Malen. Please!
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They don't normally announce the attendance these days.
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They don't normally announce the attendance these days.
Thought that was a heck thing.
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Fucking hell this is going to be the longest ten minutes of my life.
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They don't normally announce the attendance these days.
Thought that was a heck thing.
Doug would have had none of that snizzle
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Our entire midfield has been awful.
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Michael Oliver is apparently refeeing a different game from the one im watching
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Bricking it
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Guessand and Buendia on, SJM and Onana off
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How we doing?
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How we doing?
Bit cold and hungry
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I’ve just had an all day brunch
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Bricking it
Same here. 5p/50p/5p/50p
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How we doing?
Squeaky bum time for 10+ minutes.
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What a terrible watch this is. Can't stand this fixture.
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Fucking hell this is going to be the longest ten minutes of my life.
you said that 40 mins ago :)
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Good shift from SJM
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We sending Guessand on for Afcon after todays match then? I assumed he had already left and didn't notice him on the bench there.
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Focus
Calmness
Concentration
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We sending Guessand on for Afcon after todays match then? I assumed he had already left and didn't notice him on the bench there.
Didn’t make the squad
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Fucking hell this is going to be the longest ten minutes of my life.
you said that 40 mins ago :)
Feels like longer than that. :-D
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United sending on one of the under 12s
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We sending Guessand on for Afcon after todays match then? I assumed he had already left and didn't notice him on the bench there.
Didn’t make the squad
No, he's going now because they got an injury.
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We sending Guessand on for Afcon after todays match then? I assumed he had already left and didn't notice him on the bench there.
Didn’t make the squad
He got called up yesterday.
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We sending Guessand on for Afcon after todays match then? I assumed he had already left and didn't notice him on the bench there.
Didn’t make the squad
Got a late call-up.
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Be 20 minutes added time
No doubt….
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It’s getting stretched now…
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Bogey getting ready
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I’m going for 8 added on.
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Humphrey coming on
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It’s getting stretched now…
not my arse. It's clenched tight
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It’s getting stretched now…
Good for Rogers and Malen you'd think. You'd think ...
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Humphrey coming on
Better watch out he’s about.
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Still called Fergie time, except now it's because that's how long it takes him to go for a piss.
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Booby off
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Booby off
To clarify, as a sub for Bogarde.
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Only 4
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4 added mins
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4 minutes stoppage time. Was expecting double that
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Need to hold on
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I don’t know if my arse can handle 4 minutes
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4 minutes stoppage time. Was expecting double that
Just remember that is a minimum......
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Sphincter is critical
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Close foe them.
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Bogey booked, dangerous freekick
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I can see them scoring now….
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Oh shit
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Spooned it
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Close but no cigar
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How are we letting them get through us this easily? FFS
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I’m getting a repetitive strain injury from pressing refresh
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I’m getting a repetitive strain injury from pressing refresh
Same lol
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Youri should have stayed down.
We are no good at shit house football to see a game out
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Has Malen touched the ball yet?
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And relax
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
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And relax
Love it
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And relax
I don’t think I can. It won’t be pretty.
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Get in there
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10 in a row and against these ******. Merry fucking Christmas
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS
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Another hoodoo off our back along with losing at Nuno's place.
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Yes. Will Bruno be man of the match
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What another win!@!!!!