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Title: Alysson - first signing possibly
Post by: Toronto Villa on December 10, 2025, 06:06:06 PM
There has been a lot of talk of this kid Alysson from Gremio and now that Jacob Tanswell and John Townley are putting their names behind it we can start a thread.

https://x.com/johntownley11/status/1998814118657294793?s=46

https://x.com/j_tanswell/status/1998814143340753099?s=46

Seen as a hot prospect, around £10M or so with fees.

Title: Re: Alysson - first signing possibly
Post by: Smirker on December 10, 2025, 06:07:56 PM
I will just repeat what I posted in the transfer thread, which is that I am guessing this will be another raw player with clear talent like Duran and Rogers and in 18 months time we will all be sucking farts out of his bumhole while the papers try to sell him for £100m.
Title: Re: Alysson - first signing possibly
Post by: TCFKAE2 on December 10, 2025, 06:14:29 PM
Hope he gets a Work Permit and joins the squad, rather than is immediately loaned back to his parent club or into Europe. Who knows, he may be another Rogers!
Title: Re: Alysson - first signing possibly
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on December 10, 2025, 06:18:08 PM
His aim is true.
Title: Re: Alysson - first signing possibly
Post by: eamonn on December 10, 2025, 06:25:46 PM
His aim is true.

Think we'll have that 50 more times before he signs.
Title: Re: Alysson - first signing possibly
Post by: Halfway to Moseley on December 10, 2025, 06:32:52 PM
There has been a lot of talk of this kid Alysson from Gremio and now that Jacob Tanswell and John Townley are putting their names behind it we can start a thread.

https://x.com/johntownley11/status/1998814118657294793?s=46

https://x.com/j_tanswell/status/1998814143340753099?s=46

Seen as a hot prospect, around £10M or so with fees.



Yep, lot of noise around this signing.

Looks like Alysson’s starting to happen.
Title: Re: Alysson - first signing possibly
Post by: Demitri_C on December 10, 2025, 06:50:28 PM
Like the look and sound of this. Hopefully  he is being signed to help support not just as FFP bait
Title: Re: Alysson - first signing possibly
Post by: Brazilian Villain on December 10, 2025, 06:56:46 PM
Like the look and sound of this. Hopefully  he is being signed to help support not just as FFP bait

Apparently he's a bit of a tech whiz, so he'll have the ticketing app sorted in no time.
Title: Re: Alysson - first signing possibly
Post by: Sexual Ealing on December 10, 2025, 07:04:31 PM

Looks like Alysson’s starting to happen.

I have nothing to add but a nod.
Title: Re: Alysson - first signing possibly
Post by: AV82EC on December 10, 2025, 07:06:10 PM
Like the look and sound of this. Hopefully  he is being signed to help support not just as FFP bait

Apparently he's a bit of a tech whiz, so he'll have the ticketing app sorted in no time.

Whisper it quietly but a few issues seem to have been sorted.
Title: Re: Alysson - first signing possibly
Post by: Brazilian Villain on December 10, 2025, 07:10:24 PM
Like the look and sound of this. Hopefully  he is being signed to help support not just as FFP bait

Apparently he's a bit of a tech whiz, so he'll have the ticketing app sorted in no time.

Whisper it quietly but a few issues seem to have been sorted.

Whisper it quietly but he's been logging on remotely, despite not having a work permit yet.
Title: Re: Alysson - first signing possibly
Post by: Toronto Villa on December 10, 2025, 07:14:02 PM
Like the look and sound of this. Hopefully  he is being signed to help support not just as FFP bait

Apparently he's a bit of a tech whiz, so he'll have the ticketing app sorted in no time.

Whisper it quietly but a few issues seem to have been sorted.

Whisper it quietly but he's been logging on remotely, despite not having a work permit yet.

Cracked it. He is Prince William. I claim my expired Littlewoods vouchers.
Title: Re: Alysson - first signing possibly
Post by: PeterWithesShin on December 10, 2025, 07:27:28 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c62dew0e6x3o
Title: Re: Alysson - first signing possibly
Post by: SamTheMouse on December 10, 2025, 07:28:19 PM
Confirmed by the Beeb now.

A tricky Brazilian winger, you say? Fuck yeah!
Title: Re: Alysson - first signing possibly
Post by: pauliewalnuts on December 10, 2025, 07:29:19 PM
Predictions?

I'm going with, appears in some BMH training photoshoot, gets sent on loan to VVV Venlo, permanent transfer to Lens for 1m more than we paid for him, never plays for us.
Title: Re: Alysson - first signing possibly
Post by: RamboandBruno on December 10, 2025, 07:31:07 PM
Predictions?

I'm going with, appears in some BMH training photoshoot, gets sent on loan to VVV Venlo, permanent transfer to Lens for 1m more than we paid for him, never plays for us.
I’ll take your Lens and raise you Atalanta
Title: Re: Alysson - first signing possibly
Post by: Somniloquism on December 10, 2025, 07:33:05 PM
Maybe we are investing in a basketball team and want him as the first signing.

(https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/ace/standard/480/cpsprodpb/9bba/live/6caf2d60-d5fc-11f0-bffa-33f15bc19d02.jpg.webp)

Title: Re: Alysson - first signing possibly
Post by: Brazilian Villain on December 10, 2025, 07:33:58 PM
Predictions?

Wins the World Cup with Brasil in 2030, after completing a quadruple with Villa. Is gutted that he missed out on the Community Shield at the start of the season.
Title: Re: Alysson - first signing possibly
Post by: Chip Butty 111 on December 10, 2025, 08:12:28 PM
Predictions?


...he'll be better than Guessand..
Title: Re: Alysson - first signing possibly
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on December 10, 2025, 08:21:43 PM
Predictions?


...he'll be better than Guessand..

His appearance record will be equal to or more than Ivo Stas, but less than Charlie Aitkin.
Title: Re: Alysson - first signing possibly
Post by: eye digress on December 10, 2025, 08:22:33 PM
A left footed Rogers!
Title: Re: Alysson - first signing possibly
Post by: PaulWinch again on December 10, 2025, 08:22:56 PM
Ah a tricky Brazilian player, lovely.
Title: Re: Alysson - first signing possibly
Post by: Ian. on December 10, 2025, 08:26:55 PM
Predictions?

I'm going with, appears in some BMH training photoshoot, gets sent on loan to VVV Venlo, permanent transfer to Lens for 1m more than we paid for him, never plays for us.

That’s if he’s not good enough to be challenging for a place in a side competing at the top. If he’s the next Duran*, he will be in the squad.


*hopefully he is, but not quite as crazy and itching for a move every three weeks or so.
Title: Re: Alysson - first signing possibly
Post by: Chip Butty 111 on December 10, 2025, 08:31:04 PM
A left footed Rogers!
Exactly what I thought, same build, quick feet, picks it up and runs with it with intent.
Title: Re: Alysson - first signing possibly
Post by: eye digress on December 10, 2025, 08:41:03 PM
Big lad, doesn’t look that quick, but eats up the yards.
Title: Re: Alysson - first signing possibly
Post by: Tuscans on December 10, 2025, 08:56:00 PM
Will either be the replacement for Rogers in the next year or two or the long term Watkins successor...or a bit of both.
Title: Re: Alysson - first signing possibly
Post by: Brend'Watkins on December 10, 2025, 09:03:57 PM
The you tube clips show a lot of tackling which I’m sure Unai will like.
Title: Re: Alysson - first signing possibly
Post by: Mister E on December 10, 2025, 09:19:00 PM
His aim is true.
bmmm,tssshhh
Title: Re: Alysson - first signing possibly
Post by: eye digress on December 10, 2025, 10:04:55 PM
The you tube clips show a lot of tackling which I’m sure Unai will like.
Much of it two-footed and from behind!
Title: Re: Alysson - first signing possibly
Post by: Sexual Ealing on December 10, 2025, 10:10:47 PM
The you tube clips show a lot of tackling which I’m sure Unai will like.
Much of it two-footed and from behind!

That's how we make love in Shropshire. The trick is to get a leg in each Wellie.
Title: Re: Alysson - first signing possibly
Post by: andyh on December 10, 2025, 10:57:12 PM
Tim Vickery, who knows his South American stuff, is really NOT impressed.

https://youtu.be/Pox5IsPQz9I?si=kUn3ywG2mOBs1Q_O
Title: Re: Alysson - first signing possibly
Post by: Ian. on December 10, 2025, 11:05:01 PM
I got bored after five minutes watching that. Who's Tim Vickery anyway, looked rather smug to me. He looks related to Alan Pardew.
Title: Re: Alysson - first signing possibly
Post by: Skipper_The_Eyechild on December 10, 2025, 11:14:32 PM
Tim Vickery really knows his shit when it comes to South American football. I put value in his opinion. He hasn't written him off, he has basically just said that he is one for the future. I'd say it sounded like there was more chance of it not working out but that's the punt you make with youngsters. He's not the next Neymar, let's put it that way.
Title: Re: Alysson - first signing possibly
Post by: KevinGage on December 10, 2025, 11:16:51 PM
The Tim Vickery who said Emery wouldn't be a good fit for us and that we should go for Sean Dyche?

About as informed as that other fupping eejit Tim Lovejoy.
Title: Re: Alysson - first signing possibly
Post by: Dave on December 10, 2025, 11:17:20 PM
I got bored after five minutes watching that. Who's Tim Vickery anyway, looked rather smug to me. He looks related to Alan Pardew.

Pretty much the doyen of South American football analysis of the last thirty years of so.

Doesn't mean he's right in this case. Also, doesn't mean he's definitely wrong either, just because he's not saying we've bought the new Messi.
Title: Re: Alysson - first signing possibly
Post by: Toronto Villa on December 10, 2025, 11:21:54 PM
When we were linked with Julian Alvarez while at River Plate, Vickery described him as the Argentinian Gary Shaw. Or something similar. Of course he ends up Man City not us, was superb for them and has carried on being superb at Atletico. Not sure if he is Gary Shaw superb but Vickery was right that he was a very good player coming through from River. Hopefully he is right about Alysson as a long term promising prospect.
Title: Re: Alysson - first signing possibly
Post by: Sexual Ealing on December 10, 2025, 11:22:56 PM
I'm going to write to YouTube to complain about him.
Title: Re: Alysson - first signing possibly
Post by: Ian. on December 10, 2025, 11:26:18 PM
Ah well, if he knows his stuff, but he still looked smug. Sounds like he got Emery wrong with us, maybe that’s why he threw the little dig in about a little ego project?


Anyhow, we all know Emery isn’t one for throwing anyone, experienced or not straight in the side. They all have to be drilled first. The only player I can think he’s done that with is Rogers, who apparently according to the experts, Middlesbrough pulled our pants down.
Title: Re: Alysson - first signing possibly
Post by: PeterWithesShin on December 10, 2025, 11:27:17 PM
Every signing is a risk, plenty of 'experts' couldn't see anything in Duran or Rogers, and thought we were wrong to sack Gerrard. I doubt anyone thinks we're signing him to go straight into the starting 11.
Title: Re: Alysson - first signing possibly
Post by: Garyth on December 10, 2025, 11:38:13 PM
Looking at trends for recent signings he’ll either
- hardly be seen for ages, then be starting games and looking a 50m player in a years time, or
- be loaned to a mid level European team without seeing sight of first team football
- consistently start in roughly right position, but play nothing like what we expected from rumour and reports.
Title: Re: Alysson - first signing possibly
Post by: Skipper_The_Eyechild on December 11, 2025, 02:42:13 AM
The Tim Vickery who said Emery wouldn't be a good fit for us and that we should go for Sean Dyche?


Well that opinion holds much less value as it isn't about his speciality, which is South American football.
Title: Re: Alysson - first signing possibly
Post by: Tuscans on December 11, 2025, 03:50:28 AM
Imagine what Vickery would of said if he saw Rogers playing for Bournemouth/ Middlesboro.
Title: Re: Alysson - first signing possibly
Post by: ChicagoLion on December 11, 2025, 05:23:32 AM
These guys are paid money to have an opinion, unlikely to say erm well I am not sure or I haven’t seen him play much.
Also their opinions when talking on their specialist subject tend to be towards the affirmative.

Title: Re: Alysson - first signing possibly
Post by: Steve67 on December 11, 2025, 07:00:22 AM
Emery or Vickery? Hmm, which one do I trust more in terms of their judgment on coaching and organising footballers?
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