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Heroes & Villains => Match Threads & Player Ratings => Topic started by: KNVillan on December 03, 2025, 06:37:54 PM
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Don't blame me if it goes 'tit's up'!
Here is your team for tonight
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Disappointing.
I anticipate very few goals.
1-0 Villa, Rogers.
FTF 8)
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Brighton team
Brighton starting XI vs #AVFC: Verbruggen, Wieffer, Dunk, Van Hecke, De Cuyper, Gruda, Baleba, Gomez, Minteh, Tzimas, Kadioglu.
Subs: Steele, Hinshelwood, Welbeck, Kostoulas, Boscagli, Veltman, Coppola, Knight, Oriola.
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Evann help the new girl if she has to go through what I went through.
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Disappointing.
I anticipate very few goals.
1-0 Villa, Rogers.
FTF 8)
I anticipate very few Guessand shots on target, hope I'm wrong.
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Pretty defensive line up.
Hope Maatsen is switched on tonight. He'll have his work cut out against Minteh who's been in great form lately.
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Good to see players rested/rotated. 2-0 win please, with Ollie and Guessand scoring.
And good luck to KNV!
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The expected keep it tight first half line up!
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Find a way to win please.
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Plenty of gamechangers on the bench if needed. I suspect that they might be needed,. There doesn't look to be too many goals in that starting XI. Go on Villa, please prove me wrong.
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Looking around the grounds and most teams have regular first team players on the bench tonight. Emery’s looking after a few tonight.
But all the same, if this goes wrong I will blame KNVillan. ;)
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Garcia's alive!
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Last match thread was Sunderland (a)...
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I’m in a wine bar in New York. I haven’t slept in 24 hours. I don’t actually know which way is up or down anymore now…
Come on Villa!
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Garcia's alive!
Oh yes, good spot! Good news, I liked him. However Cash has upped his game this season massively.
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Last match thread was Sunderland (a)...
Looks a good result in retrospect.
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looking forward to this - a big think a draw is most likely but if we could win we really would be cooking!
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Looking around the grounds and most teams have regular first team players on the bench tonight. Emery’s looking after a few tonight.
But all the same, if this goes wrong I will blame KNVillan. ;)
If we don't score tonight, even Smirker will blame KNVillan.
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Thought Mitoma was back for them. Glad he's not
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I’m in a wine bar in New York. I haven’t slept in 24 hours. I don’t actually know which way is up or down anymore now…
Come on Villa!
Maybe Guessard will look the business in your current state!
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Garcia's alive!
Oh yes, good spot! Good news, I liked him. However Cash has upped his game this season massively.
He was back on the bench for Young Boys
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Looking around the grounds and most teams have regular first team players on the bench tonight. Emery’s looking after a few tonight.
But all the same, if this goes wrong I will blame KNVillan. ;)
If we don't score tonight, even Smirker will blame KNVillan.
In my defence I am nursing a fractured fibula!
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I’m in a wine bar in New York. I haven’t slept in 24 hours. I don’t actually know which way is up or down anymore now…
Come on Villa!
Maybe Guessard will look the business in your current state!
As long as we don’t lose, I’ll be happy. Or fast asleep. One of the two.
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A tiny insignificant bone lol
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A tiny insignificant bone lol
Thanks for the sympathy!
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Looking around the grounds and most teams have regular first team players on the bench tonight. Emery’s looking after a few tonight.
But all the same, if this goes wrong I will blame KNVillan. ;)
If we don't score tonight, even Smirker will blame KNVillan.
In my defence I am nursing a fractured fibula!
Like Watkins, you have my sympathy for your injury, but you should be nowhere near starting the match (thread)!
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Looking around the grounds and most teams have regular first team players on the bench tonight. Emery’s looking after a few tonight.
But all the same, if this goes wrong I will blame KNVillan. ;)
If we don't score tonight, even Smirker will blame KNVillan.
In my defence I am nursing a fractured fibula!
Like Watkins, you have my sympathy for your injury, but you should be nowhere near starting the match (thread)!
Ha Ha!
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Looking around the grounds and most teams have regular first team players on the bench tonight. Emery’s looking after a few tonight.
But all the same, if this goes wrong I will blame KNVillan. ;)
If we don't score tonight, even Smirker will blame KNVillan.
In my defence I am nursing a fractured fibula!
Like Watkins, you have my sympathy for your injury, but you should be nowhere near starting the match (thread)!
I'll take the pain for team...
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Contain, contain, contain, contain then explode.
0-1 to the Villa. Shot from outside the box.
Fingers crossed.
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Pretty defensive line up.
Hope Maatsen is switched on tonight. He'll have his work cut out against Minteh who's been in great form lately.
He's had a new lease of life ever since leaving Eastenders.
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Bizot...
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Martinez not starting, what’s happened?
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Bizot, Bizot, Bizot.
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Martinez not starting, what’s happened?
Felt something during warm-up again probably. Happened earlier in the season as well.
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>:(
Martinez not starting, what’s happened?
Utd been on the blower? ....
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How on earth does Martinez keep getting injured in the warm up
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Emi Madeofglass
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Welbeck on the bench
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How on earth does Martinez keep getting injured in the warm up
They get Ollie to practice his shooting during the warm-up.
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If we don't score tonight, even Smirker will blame KNVillan.
In my defence I am nursing a fractured fibula!
Just glad I didn't wish you luck in a more theatrical manner.
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Emi being out is a blow.
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Emi being out is a blow.
Less of a blow these days with it being Bizot rather then Olsen when it does happen.
Alhough also just realised it is KNVillains fault.
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I don't have a good feeling about this one.
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Ffs Guessand
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Uff we're playing all in claret which makes it look like we're in pyjamas
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Uff we're playing all in claret which makes it look like we're in pyjamas
If they were a collaboration with Mira Mitaki, they'd definitely look like pyjamas.
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Hope to fuck nothing happens to Bizot with Ronnie Hollingshead now on the bench.
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Ezri Konsa is making his 210th Premier League appearance for Aston Villa tonight, the joint-10th most in club history alongside Ashley Young.
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At least the bench looks strong.
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When did they stop enforcing being ten yards away for free kicks? Noticed quite a lot recently.
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Put all the away fans together at Villa Park....might actually here something at home then.
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Hope to fuck nothing happens to Bizot with Ronnie Hollingshead now on the bench.
Sounds like someone who used to drink in The Blind Beggar.
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Lots of empty seats ?
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Bollocks.
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Brighton score. VAR?
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Needed an Emi there
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Calamity goalkeepin
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It stands
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Bizot piss poor there.
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Oh well.
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Any chance Martinez could stop being a massive cowardly fanny?
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Bigot piss poor there.
They normally are anywhere.
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That’ll do for us.
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Or does it
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Like Leeds away. Again.
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It is 1-0
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Bizot weak as piss.
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So much for the 0-0 for an hour plan.
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Crap
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Clusterfuck central cornageddon.
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That’s dreadful from Bizot
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*hides*
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never a corner either.
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Fuck ups all over, from Maatsen initially, officials and the goalie
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We love giving away cheap early goals.
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Emi Martinez probably just didn't fancy it - transfer window coming up.
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We need to slow this down. They look better playing at pace than us
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In a parallel universe, there is a Martinez-less Villa not fourth in the table.
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That was dreadful from the keeper.
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Time to press mute.
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In a parallel universe, there is a Martinez-less Villa not fourth in the table.
Yeah we'd be top.
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Now need a certain striker to step-up.
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Get that Hollyoaks lad on!!
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*hides*
You can try and run away, but you'll be pretty easy to catch.
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How often has Martinez pulled this stunt now? I’ve never known anything like it from any keeper.
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Ha!
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Now need a certain striker to step-up.
Is tonight the night?
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How often has Martinez pulled this stunt now? I’ve never known anything like it from any keeper.
What would be the point?
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That’s not a corner. Cash heads it and it deflects off the Brighton player. FFS
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Now need a certain striker to step-up.
Absolutely no chance I'm afraid. More chance Guessand scores.
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happens many times we conced early. Also having questionable second keeper. Dirty from them running over to the keeper giving him a push to unbalance just before the corner Kick
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We are looking a bit sit.
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Whenever Martinez does a disappearing act the entire team play shit.
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We need to cut out the catching practice for their keeper with the aimless punts into the area.
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Slow build up coupled with no movement is ineffective
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We are looking a bit sit.
Time for them to stand up and be counted
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It's been a shite evening so far.
Wake up, Villa.
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Hate this stopping the game shite! His life isn't in fucking danger...get on with it mun.
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Why is the ref stopping play when its not a head injury?
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And that is a ‘kin dive on the touchline! FFS
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Playing at snails pace again.
Why are we not pressing?
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Did McGinn start up next to Watkins?
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Whenever Martinez does a disappearing act the entire team play shit.
Yeah I can imagine it’s very disruptive.
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Another early goal given away.
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Did McGinn start up next to Watkins?
Looks like it.
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All these replays but not one for this incident
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Whenever Martinez does a disappearing act the entire team play shit.
Can't be ideal for the no.2 being asked at the last minute
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That var check for the goal was inconclusive
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They are up for this and quicker than us at the press and we look uncharacteristically nervous at the back with the ball. Bizot looked nervous from the start.
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FUCK off. Lets stop it again for a finger on the chest....ref, head injury....twat
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When they were reviewing the goal for handball, they were not looking at it from the best angle, it seemed to me.
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Has Guessand been told to keep his powder dry and not get involved in the game
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Why is Rogers such a crap tackler?
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This ref is a fucking ******
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Still pissed off with the fact that two people in the ground could not see that that was a goal kick followed by a total fuck up.
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We're dirty northern bastards apparently.
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Rubbish from Rogers again, protect the ball ffs
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Van Hecke, you're pathetic.
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When they were reviewing the goal for handball, they were not looking at it from the best angle, it seemed to me.
In fact ,it was the worst possible angle
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Has Guessand been told to keep his powder dry and not get involved in the game
I think they said keep dry until AFCON
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Rogers was clearly having his shirt pulled before losing the ball back there.
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A shambles so far...a few have their stupid heads on tonight
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Why is Rogers such a crap tackler?
Giving the ball away originally was the bigger crime
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Taken me 15 minutes to re-log in to my viaplay account in Holland only to finally get it on TV to see we are a goal down - ugh.
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We are absolutely stinking up the pitch.
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Rogers was clearly having his shirt pulled before losing the ball back there.
obviously not long enough!
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Brighton are a bunch of pussies
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Why is Rogers such a crap tackler?
Giving the ball away originally was the bigger crime
he's good at that too
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Malen ,Youri, Digne, Buendi....and uhhhhh Sancho to come on second half.
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Van Hecke, you're pathetic.
Is he the one who hit the deck holding his face with no one within 20 yards of him? I'm losing track.
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Fucking shite Ollie.
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Nice ironic cheers from our boys
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2-0
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Fucking hell Ollie is shot...what's the point right now.
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Malen ,Youri, Digne, Buendi....and uhhhhh Sancho to come on second half.
Elliot?
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Nice passback from Ollie.
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That's really bad from Watkins. Really bad.
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Sub scores.
Or Pau deflection
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This is shit.
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And that’s game over. I had a feeling we’d bottle this game.
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This is not a good day at the office..
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I’m going to sleep
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Jammy fuck
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Utterly abject, just like last time Martinez went missing.
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Malen ,Youri, Digne, Buendi....and uhhhhh Sancho to come on second half.
Elliot?
Who's that?
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No conviction at all from Ollie. Much better from Rogers.
And there it is. Torres playing them on?
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Yeah not our night here. Oh well.
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I’m going to sleep
You are the Villa team and I claim my £5
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Holly fucking molly
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FFS big chance at one end missed seconds later its 0-2
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Jammy fuckers with that deflection
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Shit line up, shit performance, shit luck.
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We'll have them in the reverse fixture.
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What is the point of playing Watkins, that chance falls to Malen ……
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2 ridiculous goals. Brighton are such a hilarious team and club. I’ll enjoy it when they fuck of back to where they belong like all the other ‘well run’ clubs with delusions of grandeur.
This game ain’t over yet.
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Watkins should learn from their goal….thats how its done
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First goal from a corner that wasn't a corner and the second a deflection off Torres. And after Watkins missed a good chance.
Not our night.
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I have absolutely had enough of Watkins.
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Watkins touch is so bad it's giving me hives
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Not good.
Neil from Dorset is no doubt feeling vindicated.
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*limps off into the distance never to be seen again!...sighs!*
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We've been awful so far. That goal difference we've been painstakingly building upvover the last couple of months could disappear the way this is going
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Utterly abject, just like last time Martinez went missing.
I might have missed it. But where is he?
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Shit starting lineup.
Not sure what Emery was expecting.
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No point waiting until half time to hook Guessand. Onana hiding too.
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Watkins should learn from their goal….thats how its done
How do you mean? He should try and pass but secretly hope it deflects into the goal ?
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What is the point of playing Watkins, that chance falls to Malen ……
He was ineffective on Saturday. Why should he do any better?
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Utterly abject, just like last time Martinez went missing.
I might have missed it. But where is he?
Sat on the bench pretending to be injured.
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I'm very glad Watkins was in the position to miss that chance.
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It’s obvious it’s villa so it’s no penalty.
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If that was Fernandes or Liverpool it's a pen
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If that was Fernandes or Liverpool it's a pen
Agreed
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That has to be a penalty.
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Shit starting lineup.
Not sure what Emery was expecting.
Erm, we have three league games in six days.
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Ref is bent
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WTAF?!
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2 ridiculous goals. Brighton are such a hilarious team and club. I’ll enjoy it when they fuck of back to where they belong like all the other ‘well run’ clubs with delusions of grandeur.
This game ain’t over yet.
Are Brighton now the new Bournemouth? Were Bournemouth the new Brighton when Brighton became the old Bournemouth for a while?
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Clear trip I thought.
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He catches his foot.
That is a pen.
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too many weak-links who aren't up for a scrap - Onana and Guessand
and I think Rogers will get sent off here
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Just switched on. Fuck sake.
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That is quite clearly a fucking pen. Get fucked you ******.
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We would have probably missed it anyway!
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As seems to be the case every week, that's just inconsistent, if you give the foul by Rogers on the edge of our box you then have to give that pen.
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If that was Fernandes or Liverpool it's a pen
Agreed
Beat me to it.
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Is rogers on crack tonight ?
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What is the point of playing Watkins, that chance falls to Malen ……
He was ineffective on Saturday. Why should he do any better?
Maybe look at goals per minutes, goals per shot and goals this season for the 2 players and come back to me.
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2-1 OLLIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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I'll be honest, I didn't think it was a pen. He didn't help himself by not going down straight away so it looked completely unnatural. I agree on the inconsistency, though.
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Shit starting lineup.
Not sure what Emery was expecting.
Erm, we have three league games in six days.
So start your best 11 and then use subs.
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Hallelujah!!!!
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Get in Ollie
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Watkins needed that...
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Ollie at last. Wake the fuck up villa
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Another dire bollockbrain of a ref.
We are a magnet for them.
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Yesss
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YEAHHHHH fucking YESSSSSSSSS
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Ollie Watkins, duh, duh, duh, duh. 8)
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What is the point of playing Watkins, that chance falls to Malen ……
He was ineffective on Saturday. Why should he do any better?
See what you mean
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Hopefully that is the start of a goal streak for Ollie.
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Is there any love commentary anywhere?
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Get in there Ollie!!!
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Light the beacons of Gondor! Ollie scored!!
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We’ll win 2-4
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Ollie Ollie Ollie
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Is rogers on crack tonight ?
Giving the ball away constantly...but made our best chance. That's Rogers.
Buendia and Tielemans for Onana and Guessand
Delighted for Ollie
Excellent play from Maatsen again, he does give us that threat out wide
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Holy shit. He scores!!!!!
Really pleased for him.
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Has Guessand touched the ball?
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FFTFF
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Get in.
Could this be lift off for Ollie.
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Pleased for Ollie, he seems like he spends a lot of time in his head.
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Thought Guessand got the touch
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if we calm this down we can win - but it'll need Tielemans and Buendia on
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We look shaky as fcuk at the back.
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Now I do need a lie down.
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Has Guessand touched the ball?
Does he ever, forgot he was on the pitch
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Mr Emery is not going to be too happy at half time by the looks of it.
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Go on Unai son...rip then up
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Has Guessand actually touched the ball at all?
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Has Guessand touched the ball?
Isn't he already at the ACON?
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Ollie 8)
Fucking knew he had it in him.
Go on lad.
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That was some good Pau, Maatsen, Watkins/Guessand combo
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Ollie 8)
Fucking knew he had it in him.
Go on lad.
😂
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Warm up Evann...you're coming off soon
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Has Guessand actually touched the ball at all?
He has been completely anonymous. A waste of a shirt.
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Seems to be Guessand getting a bollocking. He’s not touched the ball as far as I’ve seen.
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Ollie 8)
Fucking knew he had it in him.
Go on lad.
Was this your subtle ploy to rag him into form?
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We are short of ideas without Tielemans, get him on
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Fans love Mister
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Brighton with some dark art spoiling tactics tonight
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Light at the end of the tunnel.
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Will Morgan stop giving the ball away?
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Guessand does look proper cack. No intensity, no clue and no ability. You liars Youtube
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Will Morgan stop giving the ball away?
It’s his special move
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Still in the game somehow. Liven the fuck up.
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Brighton with some dark art spoiling tactics tonight
With a mug of a ref falling for all of them.
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Will Morgan stop giving the ball away?
It’s his special move
Up, Down, X, O, Triangle, Left
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Has Guessand actually touched the ball at all?
Not seen him do so.
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Maatsen running in treacle there.
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Id much prefer Rogers at 10, McGinn right and Onana/Guessand on the bus
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Guessand does look proper cack. No intensity, no clue and no ability. You liars Youtube
He's playing to a plan, supposedly.
If the plan is to not look like a footballer in any way, shape or form the plan is going exceptionally well.
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good ball carry from rogers from his own half, neeeded a couple of short options tho
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Has Guessand actually touched the ball at all?
Not seen him do so.
Watch it come of him instead of Ollie for the goal.
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These spend more time rolling round the floor than Simone Biles.
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Guessand will be hooked at half time.
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Glad he scored but Watkins awareness is abysmal
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If you don't touch the ball you can't make a mistake
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Has Guessand touched the ball?
Was just about to say the same
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McGinn needs to be in the middle for this game. Buendia for Guessand at HT please.
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Guessand will get hooked at HT
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Another penalty ignored.
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The co commentator is a moron
There is no threshold for penalties. It either is one or it isn’t
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Onana also having a shocker
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Onana not doing a lot
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Guessand will be hooked at half time.
Yep. Agree
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How many times are we going to be playing against 12 men this season?
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Absolutely zero going down Villa's right...wonder why..
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Onana also having a shocker
Doesn't want to know
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Guessand will be hooked at half time.
Butchers hook
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Bizot has the Olsens about him with the corners
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After giving us fuck all for repeated shirt pulling the twat was very quick to give that one against Cash.
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Foul against Cash for shirt pull.But no pen for us when it happened to Guessand
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Brighton are the first Premier League side that Ollie Watkins has reached 10 goal involvements against in his career (8 goals, 2 assists).
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This referee is a different level of dog shit.
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I hope this ref gets diarrhoea for Christmas the fucking prick.
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Maatsen looks clueless too. Good job Digne signed on
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we're going to fucking win this
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Why are these bunch of Fcukin pavilion going tarquins having a go at Watkins for?
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Not sure what the record is for number of subs Unai has made at half time is but suspect it’s about to be broken.
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I hope this ref gets diarrhoea for Christmas the fucking prick.
Andy Madley if you want a name for the fucking prick.
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we're going to fucking win this
Well possible.Couple of changes half time
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How Rogers can't simply pass the ball to his team mates 4 foot away is bonkers.
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fuckin hell rogers right in front of emery
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Not sure what the record is for number of subs Unai has made at half time is but suspect it’s about to be broken.
He did four away at Luton last season didn’t he?
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Maatsen looks clueless too. Good job Digne signed on
Setup the goal and should have had a pen.
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Maatsen looks clueless too. Good job Digne signed on
Yeah I hated his assist for the goal :P
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Foul against Cash for shirt pull.But no pen for us when it happened to Guessand
I thought the same
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So close to 2-2
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2-2 OLLIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Yes.
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Maatsen looks clueless too. Good job Digne signed on
Yeah I hated his assist for the goal :P
Oh yeah....ha ha...but defending though...you know.
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Good job I stayed awake
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Get the fuck in
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Ha ha ha.
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This is absolute bonkers!!
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Yessss
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VAR ffs
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We haven't been that bad. Just a case of a few too many changes and losing Martinez has rattled us a bit at the back.
What a contrast between Rogers and Guessand. Feels like Rogers can create something almost at will anytime he's on the ball tonight.
Guessand is just a ghost on the right, amazed if he isn't subbed.
Would be disappointed not to get a point out of this with what we have sitting on the bench.
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Get the fcuk in Ollie!!!
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fucking get in!¬!!!
watkins loves playing these fuckers!!!
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Noooo.
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2-2 confirmed
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Phew
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Great coverage Sky
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Over the top beats them then
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Ollie Ollie Ollie
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OLLLIEEEE!!!
He's back!
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Get the fuck in 2-4!!
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Some finish and assist there
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Forget the lie-down... I'm up and alert ready for the hat-trick.
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OLLIE WATKINS THE WORLD NUMBER ONE!!!
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Great coverage Sky
Ha
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Some finish and assist there
Who assisted?
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Get in.
Could this be lift off for Ollie.
Booommm!!!
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that should have been a penalty if Watkins hadn't scored
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Some finish and assist there
Who assisted?
Rogers.
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Maatsen is giving us some good width down the left.
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Now crush the bastards
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Some finish and assist there
Who assisted?
Was it Pau?
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The e one we thought over the line. Did it just hit the post?
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Typed all that thinking it was half time!
We have huge momentum now to win this as they've lost a fair bit since the CF went off. They need to put Welbeck on.
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Best around. Now don’t fucking lose it.
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OLLIE WATKINS THE WORLD NUMBER ONE!!!
SCHMIRKER BOOOOIIIIII!
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I'd have taken 2-2 at HT after 30 mins gone.
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that should have been a penalty if Watkins hadn't scored
Not with these refs/VAR.
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What a finish to the half. Roll on second half.
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Ollie might be back, let's fucking goooo!
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Ollie back in business, classic Ollie goal there.
Get Guessand off please, the players have either decided not to pass to him, or he's doing a great job of hiding. I actually feel sorry for him.
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After playing with 9 players too, get Onana and Guessand off and these are here for the taking.
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Just need to win our good half.
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And it's all gone quiet over there..... 😉
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Some finish and assist there
Who assisted?
Was it Pau?
I didn't see it on Sky...they were still looking at the handball
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Some finish and assist there
Who assisted?
Was it Pau?
Rogers
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The e one we thought over the line. Did it just hit the post?
It did ,but the Brighton player clearly handballed
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Maatsen is giving us some good width down the left.
I think he unbalanced the defence early on but got better as the half went on.
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2-2 goal
https://x.com/SkySportsPL/status/1996314665064751282
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Just had a quick look on the Brighton forum for the LOLs. Jesus they really hate Villa, didn’t think they had that level of vitriol in them.
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Emery is going to kick some ass at HT.
This referee needs investigating.
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that should have been a penalty if Watkins hadn't scored
Not with these refs/VAR.
Didn’t cross the line but looked handball to me.
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that should have been a penalty if Watkins hadn't scored
Not with these refs/VAR.
Yes looked like a handball
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Well run club get what they deserve. The ref has been utterly ludicrous. Get in Ollie
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Emery will be going mental at them now
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That was some comeback
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Get in! I think that not even VAR had good enough footage of the pass and just went, fuck it, if the lino didn't flag, then give it.
Welcome back Ollie! Let's get a hattrick now.
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Guessand off please. We've bought an absolute pup. Onana not that great tonight either tbh...
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Fought our way back.
Ridiculous pen decision on Maatsen. Socceraid terrible, Rogers great, Onana got better after a poor start. And regardless of Ollie scoring it was handball just before. Start the 2nd half with a pen to us.
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Just had a quick look on the Brighton forum for the LOLs. Jesus they really hate Villa, didn’t think they had that level of vitriol in them.
They hate playing us as they rarely win. Us always losing to Palace probably doesn't help either.
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The e one we thought over the line. Did it just hit the post?
Think so, but there may have been a handball, but no review. Bonkers end to the half all round.
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OLLIE WATKINS THE WORLD NUMBER ONE!!!
Nurse :)
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Really really poor for the first 35 minutes. Unfathomably so regardless of poor decisions going against us.
Up the urgency and this game is now there for the taking.
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2 ridiculous goals. Brighton are such a hilarious team and club. I’ll enjoy it when they fuck of back to where they belong like all the other ‘well run’ clubs with delusions of grandeur.
This game ain’t over yet.
Aged better than a fine wine!
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The e one we thought over the line. Did it just hit the post?
Think so, but there may have been a handball, but no review. Bonkers end to the half all round.
Post I think, then clear handball.
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Must be a great watch for the neutral
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Great ‘FUCK OFF’ to the Brighton crowd by Ollie.
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Great coverage Sky
They'll be distraught.
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Emery is going to kick some ass at HT.
Needs to chill out. Losing his head on sideline. Be calm and make the required changes.
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Just had a quick look on the Brighton forum for the LOLs. Jesus they really hate Villa, didn’t think they had that level of vitriol in them.
They treat matches against us like we treat matches against Palace.
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Just had a quick look on the Brighton forum for the LOLs. Jesus they really hate Villa, didn’t think they had that level of vitriol in them.
They treat matches against us like we treat matches against Palace.
And we always lose to Palace which is probably another bad mark for our club in their eyes.
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What an outstanding finish for the second
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Torres looked like he had an injury just as that goal went in.
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The e one we thought over the line. Did it just hit the post?
Think so, but there may have been a handball, but no review. Bonkers end to the half all round.
Post I think, then clear handball.
Dodged a bullet there then. Would probably still be 2-1 if we had been given a penalty.
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There's absolutely no chance Guessand returns for the second half. I do see them bringing on Welbeck to be an annoying fucker like he usually is against us.
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The e one we thought over the line. Did it just hit the post?
Think so, but there may have been a handball, but no review. Bonkers end to the half all round.
Post I think, then clear handball.
Yes the players were claiming handball.
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Sky would have you believe Broghton dominated that half, no ... Villa had more shots, possession in their penalty area and a higher Xg. They could pay me less for more perceptive commentary !
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Well we didn't deserve that, but I'll take it. Ollie is our MotFH by a country mile. Some absolute crap on display against a less than impressive Brighton. The ref is poor too.
If we bother to show up in the second half this should be a comfortable victory.
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Watkins tonight:
Four attempts
Three on target
Two goals
Hadn't scored since 28 September, but two in 15 minutes a scruffy one and a lovely well worked one.
Hat trick time?
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What a wild half that was.
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Hilarious that VAR were looking at 50 angles for a blatant handball when Ollie scored, and Sky missed the goal. Amateurs...
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Please don’t lose this now Villa.
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Great coverage Sky
They'll be distraught.
Serves Sky right. They are always showing meaning less replays while missing the action on the pitch. Brighton is one of those fan bases around where I live that exploded in numbers once they got promoted. I get a lot of evil looks which always pleases me cos it usually means we've beaten them - but they always think we've done it using the dark arts. Poor little Brighton and those beastly bullisles from Birmingham.
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BBC have given Guessand an assist for the first Ollie goal?? He hasn't touched the ball yet.
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We play down the wings and over the top and suddenly have 1.5 xG at halftime. We don't normally reach that in the full 90.
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Yep a hat trick.
Written in the stars.
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We play down the wings and over the top and suddenly have 1.5 xG at halftime. We don't normally reach that in the full 90.
I don't understand xG
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BBC have given Guessand an assist for the first Ollie goal?? He hasn't touched the ball yet.
Him and Ollie and the defender all went in. It came off one of them.
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The e one we thought over the line. Did it just hit the post?
Think so, but there may have been a handball, but no review. Bonkers end to the half all round.
He pretty much tried to catch the ball. Ref waiting for the call to say it crossed the line missed it completely. They near catch us on break after it. Then we break on them, Rogers with NFL style pass to set Ollie free. Cracking finish.
We also had a decent shout for two penos. Ollie missed a really good chance from another Rogers pass. Was the other one Watkins missed offside?
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We play down the wings and over the top and suddenly have 1.5 xG at halftime. We don't normally reach that in the full 90.
I don't understand xG
Figures based on how "easy" the chances are to score by percentage scored in similar conditions previously. We have created some really good chances to score and took two of them.
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Who made that pass for the second?
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Jamie Carragher will be furious we scored from inside the penalty area. That fucks up his theory that we can only score from 30 yards, which we can't keep doing, and so will eventually end up in 19th place
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Both goals from inside the box unbelieveable.
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No changes at half time?
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We also had a decent shout for two penos. Ollie missed a really good chance from another Rogers pass. Was the other one Watkins missed offside?
Well saved wasn't it but the flag did go up. Don't know if it was though.
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evan still on then
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Is Guessand genuinely still on the pitch? Amazed.
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Both goals are what we've been missing this season. A goalmouth scramble and then a ball for Ollie to run onto.
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Malen will come on and we win this 2-4
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No changes at half time?
No, Guessand yet to come on.
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Surprised Evan is still on. He’s been as still as water.
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Watching on TV our fans have been brilliant.
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mad skills by guessand! ;D
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Gwarn John sort this prick of a ref out.
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No goal outside the box yet. Disappointed.
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Moron ref, stopped playing for van hecke getting a little push in the chest and going down but plays on after Konsa gets an elbow to the chin.
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Fcuk me Guessand. A bit of skill followed by not a lot.
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Moron ref, stopped playing for van hecke getting a little push in the chest and going down but plays on after Konsa gets an elbow to the chin.
Brighton fans clearly unhappy about Ezri violently thrusting his face into their players forearm.
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Our support is superb.
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Lindelof is warming up.
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Currently 3rd and a win, as it stands, would have us a nice 4 points above 5th.
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How long to take a fucking throw in ?
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Lindelof is warming up.
Get him on the wing.
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Their fans are whiney fuckers aren't they.
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How long to take a fucking throw in ?
They wasting time already?
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Their fans are whiney fuckers aren't they.
South Coast Everton. Booing Konsa for getting elbowed in the head...
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Listening on the wireless. Supporters in fine voice. Fucking love it/us.
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Rogers is pinging bullets at Watkins.
Ollie has done well to control a lot of them.
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good spell this, we're dominating the ball
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ONANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Goaoallalal
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Get in!!!
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Wow…..yeyyyyyyysssss
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Blimey.
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Our support is superb.
Brilliant other than when they sung at 2.0
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two nil down, three two up, we're gonna win every cup
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Just an unbelievable game this. They’ve suprised me. Thought we were dead and buried at 2-0.
Amazing performance from the boys.
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Oh yeah
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Told you Onana playing well
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Yeeahhhh get in Unai booooooyyyyy!
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Keep pressing the advantage!!!!
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Boom! Let's go!
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Get in, now please win. I wish Emi were in goal.
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3 inside the box.
Fuck all you xg pundit twats
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My little heart can't take this.
Fucking fair play to them for turning this round.
Every one of them.
Well done.
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What a turn around!
Fully deserved and Onana coming good
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Brilliant stuff. A win here would be absolutely incredible.
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3 inside the box, 2-4 coming u👍
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We’re gonna win the league.
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That goal was scored way too close 😡.
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Good corner and header but it was shit defending from them.
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Well fuck me, as Gordon Ramsay would say!
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We have matched them for workrate this half. When you have the better players, which we do, that makes all the difference.
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Come on, you beautiful boys.
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Good corner and header but it was shit defending from them.
Keeper didn't fancy leaving his line
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This game is so mad I'm expecting Guessand to score with a scissors kick
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This game is so mad I'm expecting Guessand to score with a scissors kick
He has been much better this half.
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Don understand the passing around the back thing, I know it often helps us break the press but we have shown when we knock it long Ollie is a threat! We are putting ourselves under pressure
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Need another. These type of games the goals tend to keep coming.
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Juba Amadou!
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Leeds beating Chelsea 2-0
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This game is so mad I'm expecting Guessand to score with a scissors kick
He has been much better this half.
Hmmmmmm,
He’s touched the ball a few times, so I guess that’s an improvement
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Youri getting ready. As is Welbeck for them.
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Van Hecke desperate to go down easy from that corner.
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What a bellend van Hecke is
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Fucking shite performance so far in terms of shots on target.
Where's our 30 yarder into the top corner?
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Fucking hell cash
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what a clown, so desperate
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Fucking shite performance so far in terms of shots on target.
Where's our 30 yarder into the top corner?
Guessand from the halfway line
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Maatsen has played his part but I’d like to see Digne on to settle us down!
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Muted once again. The Welbeck wank fest has begun.
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That pass up the line to Guessand really isn't his friend
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I last looked and it was 2-0 to Brighton.
What have I missed???
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Digne also getting ready.
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No yellow for Minteh?!??!!!
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How the fuck is that not a booking on ollie
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Ezri got away with one there.
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Nailed on yellow, ref a bellend yet again
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Composure villa
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I last looked and it was 2-0 to Brighton.
What have I missed???
World class performance from Oliver Wato'o.
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I last looked and it was 2-0 to Brighton.
What have I missed???
Not a lot….pretty quiet really
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Ian and Booby off.
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Fucking hell, no idea what they need to do for a booking.
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Kamara injured?
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I last looked and it was 2-0 to Brighton.
What have I missed???
Guessand has ragdolled their backline like a young Andy Gray.
Not really.
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Kamara injured?
Big game at the weekend
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I had a bold acca (small stakes) involving Wolves and Burnley wins. I'm very wise.
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Somehow Guessand stays on
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Kamara is vital for the weekend. Let’s grab another
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Better by Evanny
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Lev Bastard Yashin.
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Top save that, but very good from Guessand.
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Kamara is vital for the weekend. Let’s grab another
But it’s still only 3 points.
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Leeds 2-0 up against Chelski. We're a point behind Citeh as it stands!
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Fucking he’ll this referee.
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Just so you all know, I finally dropped Watkins to my bench in fantasy epl, you're all very welcome.
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Malen getting ready.
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Just so you all know, I finally dropped Watkins to my bench in fantasy epl, you're all very welcome.
Cheers Paul. :D
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Malen getting ready.
Guessand off please
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Fuck off ref, twat.
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fucking joke ref. Vebruggen nicked about 5 yards
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Stupid yellow from McGinn. He's near a suspension, I think.
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This ref.
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Just so you all know, I finally dropped Watkins to my bench in fantasy epl, you're all very welcome.
Thank you
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Please get another Villa.
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Stupid yellow from McGinn. He's near a suspension, I think.
3rd yellow in the league.
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SJM off for Malen
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MALENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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Stupid yellow from McGinn. He's near a suspension, I think.
His 3rd now. Two more in the next 5 will cause the suspension.
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What an absolute member this ref is.
In a crowded field he must be close to the worst one this year.
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Wow
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Stupid yellow from McGinn. He's near a suspension, I think.
Maybe, but as a ref if you're booking him for that having let Minteh off with a warning earlier you are, by any measure, a massive c**t.
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Geeeet in!
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OMG. Get in.
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Hopefully it counts...
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Please get another Villa.
As you asked nicely.
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GET THE FUCKING FUCK IN
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More blimey.
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Maleneeeyyoooo
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VAR, for a change
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Goal stands
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Good from Guessand again to be fair to him. He's been a nuisance this half.
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Hopefully it counts...
IT FUCKING DOES 😀😀😀
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Malennn!!!!!
What a turnaround
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Now close it out.
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What the fuck are they checking...you can see in real time no one was off.
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Bonkers.
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2-4 as predicted at 2-0👍😁😁
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Problem with Villa is we can't score.
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All in the box
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Malen again, Malen again, Malen again,ole ole!
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I’ve been booted off the TV for the damn jungle ffs!!
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What a result this would be. Keep it up Villa
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I’ve been booted off the TV for the damn jungle ffs!!
Because it's massive
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Problem with Villa is we can't score.
Apparently we can’t score goals in the box!
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All in the box
Three of our four goals from a combined total of about eight yards.
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I’ve been booted off the TV for the damn jungle ffs!!
Put your foot down and put the Villa back on!
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Goals scored from inside the penalty area!
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MALENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
How do you do this so quickly?
Time machine?
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All in the box
Said we couldn’t sustain outside the box goals!
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MALENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
How do you do this so quickly?
Time machine?
Sixth sense ?
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Stupid yellow from McGinn. He's near a suspension, I think.
3rd yellow in the league.
Thank you - you always seem to keep me sane when I talk nonsense.
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I’ve been booted off the TV for the damn jungle ffs!!
Put your foot down and put the Villa back on!
I’m out numbered by five!
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3-4
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Missed the first half, but Evann looking pretty good this half
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Bugger.
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I don't know how these have been defending this season but they've not got the memo about us to try defending as deep as possible and we've really enjoyed the extra space.
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Crap.
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Fuck…..sitting off them
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I’ve been booted off the TV for the damn jungle ffs!!
Put your foot down and put the Villa back on!
I’m out numbered by five!
Tell them you need to see the 5th one when it happens.
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Fuck a fuck
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If Rogers could sharpen up his passing he'd become the first 200 million pound player.
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Come on Brentford …..do something you clowns
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Sake
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Could have done without their 3rd
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Squeeky bum time.
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3-4
And Richard Wilford sounds soooo pleased on Radio WM. W@nker.
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Gits
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Fuck sake.
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We are defending TOO FUCKING DEEP
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Hopefully it will be like the Citeh match last night, and that is the last goal of the match.
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How very Villa.
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Oh guessand
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83 minutes. The Villa squeaky puckering sphincter has returned
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FFS. Come on Villa don’t chuck this.
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There seems to still another goal in this game. Hopefully for us.
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Ollie gonna bag his HT
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Back to the bad old days.
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Ollie off Buendia on, Evanny off for Bogey.
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Guessand looks like a Lamberk signing
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Ollie off Buendia on, Evanny off for Bogey.
This your wishes, your prediction or for real?
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Need to get a grip here.
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Ollie off Buendia on, Evanny off for Bogey.
This your wishes, your prediction or for real?
It is PWS.
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There’s at least six being added here.
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Ollie off Buendia on, Evanny off for Bogey.
This your wishes, your prediction or for real?
Real
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Arsenal 2-0
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There’s at least six being added here.
It’ll be 8/9.
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4 to be added
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I will not say it looks like we are controlling this in.
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I feel sick.
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Ollie off Buendia on, Evanny off for Bogey.
This your wishes, your prediction or for real?
Real
Thanks.
I’ve got the excitement of Ozzy’s son in a hole with lots of bugs.
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So many empty seats ?????
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SJM off for Malen
Bold move. And it worked.
About 100 minutes ago
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This twat of a commentator is desperate for a Brighton equaliser isn't he.
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Or West Brom?
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This commentator...West Bromwich Albion...lol
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6 added mins
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This twat of a commentator is desperate for a Brighton equaliser isn't he.
Isn’t he our ‘fallen giants…….’ Man ?
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I feel physically sick.
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This twat of a commentator is desperate for a Brighton equaliser isn't he.
The commentator on the official feed called them West Bromwich Albion just now
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Since when were Brighton and West Brom twinned??
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Stop passing around the f ing back
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6 minutes
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6 minutes
6 minutes of 5p/50p
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Could’ve done with Barkley in this position.
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I’ve just followed through.
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I’ve taken my boxers off. I need them for tomorrow.
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Bricking it.
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Great save.
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Bizot!
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Played Bizzy
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Good save there.
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I’ve taken my boxers off. I need them for tomorrow.
Will the wife clean up the stains off the carpet?
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Welbeck being a twat as usual.
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I’ve taken my boxers off. I need them for tomorrow.
Will the wife clean up the stains off the carpet?
She left me for my mate.
Not even joking.
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Bizot makes amends
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Chelsea on way back
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Bizot does a worldie
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I’ve taken my boxers off. I need them for tomorrow.
Will the wife clean up the stains off the carpet?
She left me for my mate.
Not even joking.
Probably all the shitting on the carpet you were doing.
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I’ve taken my boxers off. I need them for tomorrow.
Will the wife clean up the stains off the carpet?
She left me for my mate.
Not even joking.
Bugger🙁
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Cmon ref (PWS).
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And relax
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Phew!!
Nice one, UTV and Jack got six stars
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Never in doubt.
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Get the fuck in, great result.
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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And we win again.
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And relax
Not sure that’s a good idea with how liquid my bowel feel right now
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Some performance!
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And relax
Don't say that with PtV without his kecks.
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That's a hell of a win
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Bloody great!
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Great comeback - and ten minutes of collectively shitting ourselves. I wouldn't want it any other way than the Villa way...
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*limps back into the room...how have we done?...*
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Squeeky bum final 10 mins, but great win. Watch Ollie score 12 in the second half of the season now.
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Holy shit. What a match.
So pleased for Ollie. The Newton Abbot Neymar is back!
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Chelsea losing 3-1
We are third