Heroes & Villains, the Aston Villa fanzine
Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: kippaxvilla2 on July 12, 2024, 09:27:41 PM
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Of crumby journalists putting bullshit stories about our top players being linked with top clubs. Ignoring the fact that we finished top four and are in the CL. See bullshit Chelsea in for Watkins as an upgrade on Jackson. Fcuk right off you cnuts.
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Of Labour and Tories........
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Of cleverness. Everybody is clever nowadays. You can't go anywhere without meeting clever people. The thing has become an absolute public nuisance.
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Of cleverness. Everybody is clever nowadays. You can't go anywhere without meeting clever people. The thing has become an absolute public nuisance.
That might be an Ireland-specific complaint.
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Of work.
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I have some ****** at work telling me that Ollie is off to arsenal.
After telling him he’s a ******, I just laugh at him.
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Shit thread title; it gives no indication as to what the subject is. 2/10 See me.
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Of people saying they’re sick to
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Shit thread title; it gives no indication as to what the subject is. 2/10 See me.
Of the teacher putting me into detention.
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Of coverage of the England football team.
"We're two minutes from kick-off between Denmark/Turkey, Germany/Spain, France/Belgium, whoever the fuck. But let's pause to see what boring answers our female reporter has got out of Gareth Southgate and Declan Rice about how they're feeling."
No. Save that for England games. The ****** dominate the media as it is; let us neutrals enjoy a game without telling us who we should be supporting.
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I am sick to death of cars which have been modified and make all that bloody noise.
The owners must all be laddish small dicked twats. Why aren't these cars banned ?
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Little boys with modified exhausts. A great v8 or v12 sounds incredible. A silly exhaust on a shit box golf sounds like it's got flatulence.
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Of the Southgate love in. He's done feck all different and just been lucky again. He's still shit, and still a knob.
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Of cleverness. Everybody is clever nowadays. You can't go anywhere without meeting clever people. The thing has become an absolute public nuisance.
That might be an Ireland-specific complaint.
As in whenever an Irish person goes anywhere but Ireland everyone seems intelligent... Hmmm
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Of Labour and Tories........
And sit upon the name Oliver Cromwell
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Little boys with modified exhausts. A great v8 or v12 sounds incredible. A silly exhaust on a shit box golf sounds like it's got flatulence.
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Of the Southgate love in. He's done feck all different and just been lucky again. He's still shit, and still a knob.
Amen to the second bit. He’s a lucky twat. Needs to be braver and stop picking players who are out of form or waiting for Kane to score because it’s put on a plate for him. And STOP calling Trent Alexander Arnold fucking Trent!!
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Of cleverness. Everybody is clever nowadays. You can't go anywhere without meeting clever people. The thing has become an absolute public nuisance.
That might be an Ireland-specific complaint.
As in whenever an Irish person goes anywhere but Ireland everyone seems intelligent... Hmmm
I was being earnest, which it is important to be.
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I have some ****** at work telling me that Ollie is off to arsenal.
After telling him he’s a ******, I just laugh at him.
Yeah, my Spurs supporting mate keeps telling me that he cant wait for us to have to sell Watkins for PSR reasons.
I suppose thats all they have over us now. Especially after Douglas Luiz.
The potential that we might be forced to sell a player due to draconian rules made over a decade ago.
Same with Small Heath. They cling to the hope that we might fail & thats all they can attack us over.
Although the Spurs fan did have a pop about our July 1st deadline day dealings.
Even though 'HE' typed out the words 'Villa' "didn't break any rules".
Idiot...
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Our players being the most talked about in world football. It's getting very tiresome.
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Our players being the most talked about in world football. It's getting very tiresome.
It does feel like an invasion of your personal space.
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It's a bit like when punk came along and changed music. It turned the music world upside down and some weren't to pleased with it ...so all those sick to death artists I had to listen to previously faded into the background.
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Little boys with modified exhausts. A great v8 or v12 sounds incredible. A silly exhaust on a shit box golf sounds like it's got flatulence.
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Of the Southgate love in. He's done feck all different and just been lucky again. He's still shit, and still a knob.
Amen to the second bit. He’s a lucky twat. Needs to be braver and stop picking players who are out of form or waiting for Kane to score because it’s put on a plate for him. And STOP calling Trent Alexander Arnold fucking Trent!!
I’m convinced that he would have found a way to play Henderson, Mount, Maguire and Kane given half a chance in the Euros but probably the FA suspected a public backlash.
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Though it's extreme language for a title thread I like to contribute one
I'm somewhat tired and saddened of these squad cost ratio and psr rules which are restricting Villa .
Despite that we still won the transfer window!
UTV!
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Though it's extreme language for a title thread I like to contribute one
I'm somewhat tired and saddened of these squad cost ratio and psr rules which are restricting Villa .
Despite that we still won the transfer window!
UTV!
What are you? Fucking Jonny Five?!! Reading the whole message board within 10 seconds?
Jesus Christ!
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Though it's extreme language for a title thread I like to contribute one
I'm somewhat tired and saddened of these squad cost ratio and psr rules which are restricting Villa .
Despite that we still won the transfer window!
UTV!
What are you? Fucking Jonny Five?!! Reading the whole message board within 10 seconds?
Jesus Christ!
I loved Johnny Five as a kid. Not sure if it still holds up (or if it ever did).
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A white bloke browns up to play an Asian bloke. Probably doesn’t stand the test of time.
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A white bloke browns up to play an Asian bloke. Probably doesn’t stand the test of time.
Well that answers that! My child mind has blocked that out completely.
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Influencers, a modern plague for those who cannot think for themselves.
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A white bloke browns up to play an Asian bloke. Probably doesn’t stand the test of time.
Well that answers that! My child mind has blocked that out completely.
Oh I didn’t know when I was a kid either. Loved Short Circuit.
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A white bloke browns up to play an Asian bloke. Probably doesn’t stand the test of time.
Fisher Stevens? (apologies if it weren't you Fisher, but the name seems familiar)
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... of Off Topic threads on the Heroes Discussion thread.
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Though it's extreme language for a title thread I like to contribute one
I'm somewhat tired and saddened of these squad cost ratio and psr rules which are restricting Villa .
Despite that we still won the transfer window!
UTV!
What are you? Fucking Jonny Five?!! Reading the whole message board within 10 seconds?
Jesus Christ!
Certainly a post that strengthens the suggestion that we have AI bots in our midst!
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If that's true, this bot has just learned more about Morrissey lyrics, anger and Short Circuit. I wonder what Cyberdine will make of it.
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Of cleverness. Everybody is clever nowadays. You can't go anywhere without meeting clever people. The thing has become an absolute public nuisance.
You are sleeping. You do not want to believe. You are sleeping.
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If that's true, this bot has just learned more about Morrissey lyrics, anger and Short Circuit. I wonder what Cyberdine will make of it.
I am always worried about what we’re teaching it.
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A white bloke browns up to play an Asian bloke. Probably doesn’t stand the test of time.
Fisher Stevens? (apologies if it weren't you Fisher, but the name seems familiar)
Indeed.
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A white bloke browns up to play an Asian bloke. Probably doesn’t stand the test of time.
Fisher Stevens? (apologies if it weren't you Fisher, but the name seems familiar)
Indeed.
Also the director of that David Beckham documentary from a couple of years back I believe.
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Of living in a village whereby i'm the only person that isn't a millionaire, you go into your local pub and the only bloke that knows anything about football last went to a game on a school outing in 1966 for the world cup final, I mention Aston Villa and they think i'm talking about a hotspot near Marbella and some blokes misses who thinks because she got shed loads of money and rides horses all day, thinks she can give you the wink and you should sneak around there and lick her boots figuratively speaking. Its hard.
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Of living in a village whereby i'm the only person that isn't a millionaire, you go into your local pub and the only bloke that knows anything about football last went to a game on a school outing in 1966 for the world cup final, I mention Aston Villa and they think i'm talking about a hotspot near Marbella and some blokes misses who thinks because she got shed loads of money and rides horses all day, thinks she can give you the wink and you should sneak around there and lick her boots figuratively speaking. Its hard.
to be fair, that would make a lot of people hard
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Of living in a village whereby i'm the only person that isn't a millionaire, you go into your local pub and the only bloke that knows anything about football last went to a game on a school outing in 1966 for the world cup final, I mention Aston Villa and they think i'm talking about a hotspot near Marbella and some blokes misses who thinks because she got shed loads of money and rides horses all day, thinks she can give you the wink and you should sneak around there and lick her boots figuratively speaking. Its hard.
to be fair, that would make a lot of people hard
'touché
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Of living in a village whereby i'm the only person that isn't a millionaire, you go into your local pub and the only bloke that knows anything about football last went to a game on a school outing in 1966 for the world cup final, I mention Aston Villa and they think i'm talking about a hotspot near Marbella and some blokes misses who thinks because she got shed loads of money and rides horses all day, thinks she can give you the wink and you should sneak around there and lick her boots figuratively speaking. Its hard.
Sounds great mate, better than some flat roof pub selling Carling, a fat stripper with an appendicitis scar dancing to The Lady in Red on a Sunday lunchtime.
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A white bloke browns up to play an Asian bloke. Probably doesn’t stand the test of time.
I'm in a "This Aged Great" spiral on youtube. They haven't covered Short Circuit yet.
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Of living in a village whereby i'm the only person that isn't a millionaire, you go into your local pub and the only bloke that knows anything about football last went to a game on a school outing in 1966 for the world cup final, I mention Aston Villa and they think i'm talking about a hotspot near Marbella and some blokes misses who thinks because she got shed loads of money and rides horses all day, thinks she can give you the wink and you should sneak around there and lick her boots figuratively speaking. Its hard.
Sounds great mate, better than some flat roof pub selling Carling, a fat stripper with an appendicitis scar dancing to The Lady in Red on a Sunday lunchtime.
Serves you right for paying for the GA plus tickets
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...of Labour and Tories
And spit upon the name Oliver Cromwell
And denounce this royal line
That still salute him and will salute him forever
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Sounds great mate, better than some flat roof pub selling Carling, a fat stripper with an appendicitis scar dancing to The Lady in Red on a Sunday lunchtime.
you need to get out more, mate.
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...of Labour and Tories
And spit upon the name Oliver Cromwell
And denounce this royal line
That still salute him and will salute him forever
Great song.
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A white bloke browns up to play an Asian bloke. Probably doesn’t stand the test of time.
My Asian mates think that Peter Sellers in the Party is one of the funniest things they’ve seen. They love that movie