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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: Toronto Villa on December 10, 2023, 03:25:59 PM

Title: Caption competition vs Arsenal
Post by: Toronto Villa on December 10, 2023, 03:25:59 PM

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Title: Re: Caption competition vs Arsenal
Post by: PeterWithesShin on December 10, 2023, 03:28:34 PM
Is that our midfield in your pocket or are just pleased with another 3 points?
Title: Re: Caption competition vs Arsenal
Post by: Brazilian Villain on December 10, 2023, 03:29:32 PM
Look lads, that's almost as big a cock as our manager.
Title: Re: Caption competition vs Arsenal
Post by: AV84 on December 10, 2023, 03:30:15 PM
Must be something in the water at VP 👀

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Title: Re: Caption competition vs Arsenal
Post by: Toronto Villa on December 10, 2023, 03:36:19 PM
Tielemans is harder to play against than I first thought.
Title: Re: Caption competition vs Arsenal
Post by: Smirker on December 10, 2023, 03:45:59 PM
I was the same at full time.
Title: Re: Caption competition vs Arsenal
Post by: ventnorVillain on December 10, 2023, 03:54:34 PM
Villa are stiffer opposition than they used to be.
Title: Re: Caption competition vs Arsenal
Post by: Villan82 on December 10, 2023, 04:23:20 PM
Well, the opposition were a bunch of tits so...
Title: Re: Caption competition vs Arsenal
Post by: olaftab on December 10, 2023, 04:24:48 PM
"Ref, can't you do something about his tackle"
Title: Re: Caption competition vs Arsenal
Post by: Risso on December 10, 2023, 04:29:26 PM
Caption competitions, where comedy goes to die!
Title: Re: Caption competition vs Arsenal
Post by: Toronto Villa on December 10, 2023, 04:50:33 PM
Caption competitions, where comedy goes to die!

Fucking hell dad. A more grumpy version of Risso just a few days after your birthday. Who’d have thought.
Title: Re: Caption competition vs Arsenal
Post by: Mellin on December 10, 2023, 04:56:46 PM
Zinchenko kicks off Arsenal trend by putting hand to ball.
Title: Re: Caption competition vs Arsenal
Post by: Footy-Vill on December 10, 2023, 05:19:01 PM
This thread should have a warning.
All rather crass. Needless to say I'm not taking part in this one as it's distasteful. Certainly not for me . And to see on a Sunday too!
Title: Re: Caption competition vs Arsenal
Post by: AV84 on December 10, 2023, 05:22:03 PM
^ that's the funniest post in here.
Title: Re: Caption competition vs Arsenal
Post by: PeterWithesShin on December 10, 2023, 05:26:34 PM
No need to be hard on FV.
Title: Re: Caption competition vs Arsenal
Post by: Brazilian Villain on December 10, 2023, 05:27:54 PM
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"Is that Risso on the left or right?"
Title: Re: Caption competition vs Arsenal
Post by: Toronto Villa on December 10, 2023, 05:36:22 PM
Your post raised a smile Footy. You’ve cum on here to complain. Stop being so stiff.
Title: Re: Caption competition vs Arsenal
Post by: LeeB on December 10, 2023, 05:38:05 PM
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"Is that Risso on the left or right?"

The one in the middle.
Title: Re: Caption competition vs Arsenal
Post by: Footy-Vill on December 10, 2023, 05:40:52 PM
Its clear why football players are looking like this though maybe they aren't required to wear extra padding but it's most likely as area protection gear. Or It's just extra padding due to the cold weather.
If we're not careful, there will be captions of Aston Villa Women players in high impact padded sports bras or protective padded underwear pants, and people will rationalise it as funny as well.
So it's the same for men.

I'm not getting further involved but it's something to consider as football is all inclusive. It's all bawdiness, which some people like and will just keep out and leave you lads and boys club to it .

Title: Re: Caption competition vs Arsenal
Post by: Clampy on December 10, 2023, 05:41:14 PM
Your post raised a smile Footy. You’ve cum on here to complain. Stop being so stiff.

I think he had a boner to pick with you.
Title: Re: Caption competition vs Arsenal
Post by: pauliewalnuts on December 10, 2023, 05:42:33 PM
"Hurr hurr, it looks like you have got a hard-on, mate"

"MATTY CASH IS A TERRIBLE TERRIBLE PERSON, BUT I'M NOT GETTING INVOLVED IN THAT CONVERSATION"
Title: Re: Caption competition vs Arsenal
Post by: dave shelley on December 10, 2023, 05:43:54 PM
I'll have you know that Youri Tiellemans is an upright, erect footballer.
Title: Re: Caption competition vs Arsenal
Post by: Richard E on December 10, 2023, 05:51:50 PM
«У вас у кишені пістолет чи ви просто раді мене бачити?»
Title: Re: Caption competition vs Arsenal
Post by: adrenachrome on December 10, 2023, 05:55:20 PM
Its clear why football players are looking like this though maybe they aren't required to wear extra padding but it's most likely as area protection gear. Or It's just extra padding due to the cold weather.
If we're not careful, there will be captions of Aston Villa Women players in high impact padded sports bras or protective padded underwear pants, and people will rationalise it as funny as well.
So it's the same for men.

I'm not getting further involved but it's something to consider as football is all inclusive. It's all bawdiness, which some people like and will just keep out and leave you lads and boys club to it .



So what your saying is:  Youri has a ginormous schlong of Dion Dublin dimensions and he should be careful where he points it.
Title: Re: Caption competition vs Arsenal
Post by: Somniloquism on December 10, 2023, 07:21:25 PM
It doesn't look like padding under the shorts for Diaby......

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Title: Re: Caption competition vs Arsenal
Post by: Steve67 on December 10, 2023, 08:47:04 PM
Something else for Saka to fall over.
Title: Re: Caption competition vs Arsenal
Post by: Mister E on December 10, 2023, 09:07:09 PM
Something else for Saka to fall over.
the winner!
Title: Re: Caption competition vs Arsenal
Post by: jcsutv on December 10, 2023, 10:04:41 PM
He didn’t seem very happy having to wait until the second half to be pulled off
Title: Re: Caption competition vs Arsenal
Post by: Ian. on December 10, 2023, 10:56:53 PM
Something else for Saka to fall over.

Very good!
Title: Re: Caption competition vs Arsenal
Post by: adrenachrome on December 10, 2023, 11:11:41 PM
He didn’t seem very happy having to wait until the second half to be pulled off

That's the classic Gazza joke!
Title: Re: Caption competition vs Arsenal
Post by: eamonn on December 10, 2023, 11:49:01 PM

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Title: Re: Caption competition vs Arsenal
Post by: wince on December 11, 2023, 05:11:01 PM
Should have……..

Fucking hell I have morphed into BE…….
Title: Re: Caption competition vs Arsenal
Post by: Bad English on December 11, 2023, 05:41:51 PM
No need to be hard on FV.
No need for FV to cry if they don't like a discussion. Just scroll past like we are advised to do if we don't like something.
Title: Re: Caption competition vs Arsenal
Post by: Bad English on December 11, 2023, 05:44:25 PM
Should have……..

Fucking hell I have morphed into BE…….
If you had, you would not be doing this as I rarely bother.
Title: Re: Caption competition vs Arsenal
Post by: Risso on December 11, 2023, 05:44:26 PM
No need to be hard on FV.
No need for FV to cry if they don't like a discussion. Just scroll past like we are advised to do if we don't like something.

I'm assuming that was a double entendre - 'hard on'!
Title: Re: Caption competition vs Arsenal
Post by: Bad English on December 11, 2023, 05:45:29 PM
Ah, very good!
Title: Re: Caption competition vs Arsenal
Post by: Bad English on December 11, 2023, 05:50:56 PM
Anyway, I would have thought that talking bollocks was right up the old street for some. ;-)
Title: Re: Caption competition vs Arsenal
Post by: Legion on December 11, 2023, 10:27:59 PM
This thread should have a warning.
All rather crass. Needless to say I'm not taking part in this one as it's distasteful. Certainly not for me . And to see on a Sunday too!


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