Heroes & Villains, the Aston Villa fanzine
Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: eamonn on October 16, 2023, 11:54:37 AM
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We haven't had one of these in a long ol' time so fill yer boots...
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I wonder what they meant by "the balance of power is shifting already".
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Hmmm, peas or beans with me fish fingers tonight...?
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I'm just wild about Harry.
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The missus won’t believe it when I tell her who I was sat next to today, Tyrone bloody Mings no less.
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If that bleedin' African car reverser is out there again today, I'll have the fucker shot!
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Should I have my own thread on H&V?
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Who the fuck is Dan Bardell?
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"I can't believe I just paid £60 for the same old shit they sell in the concourses, except out of a different cardboard box, plus a bit of pick n mix"
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If I sold Cornwall, I could upgrade to Terrace View. Throw in a few of the colonies and I could even sit closer to Risso.
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"Who's going to ask Sean Lock what the hell he's doing sitting with us?"
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Why didn't Barry take the penalty?
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Looks like I'll have to rupture my ACL to really fit in around here.
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Ooh, they've got us pegged back here........
Ooh.... Pegged......Mmmm
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“I just think Tonali is guilty. I mean why would he have left Italy if he wasn’t? It can’t just be coincidence. Zaniolo has nice legs. I get him a pardon”
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I wonder when my old man will peg it?
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God these two to the left of me are a laff a minute!
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"One wonders if they'll ever realise that one is actually Footy-Vill?!"
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"One dare not look at the match thread; we might have scored."
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Fred was right, villa is losing the common supporter types.
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I’m going to beat that darn bloody PWS to a scorchioooooooo
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The family motto: Never complain, never explain!
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The family motto: Never complain, never explain!
And deny being friends with Jeffrey Epstein.
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I don't belong with these spares.
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Ty's wearing Under Armour, he'll definitely enjoy the grouse shoot more than this.
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Lichfield Road’s going to be a fucking nightmare again.
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Lichfield Road’s going to be a fucking nightmare again.
;D The winner so far, I think.
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"Boy! Go and fetch my half-time tiffin, will you?"
"Oh! Sorry Emiliano, I didn't recognise you from the back!"
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“Number 1, Robeeeeeeert Olsen’’
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'King Willy Park' sounds good. After all, them gobshytes down the road did name their stadium after my uncle'.
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“Number 1, Robeeeeeeert Olsen’’
Oh, no, there's two of them?
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“Number 1, Robeeeeeeert Olsen’’
Oh, no, there's two of them?
If there were 3 of them, all allowed to play in goal at the same time i'd still sooner have Martinez.
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'Congratulations to Super John McGinn Scotland national team qualified for Euros in Germany.'
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" I think I prefer the round badge; I wonder what Tyrone thinks?"
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You'd never believe how much a bunch of muppets on the Internet talk about me.
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We paid how much for Tielemans? Ahh ok, makes sense.
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One comment about a “knees up” and suddenly I’m the bad guy?! Ffs!
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Why didn’t Andrew invite me on those jets?
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My old man said be a polo fan.
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Lady on the right talking behind her hands, sorry to bother your Royal Highness but we have found your Uncle in the ladies changing room at Bodymoor Heath again.He claims that he was sweat testing the ladies kit.
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Tyron: I said Ollie in the box not Lizzie in a box, honestly.
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They told me that Alisha Lehmann would be playing.
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If I sold Cornwall, I could upgrade to Terrace View. Throw in a few of the colonies and I could even sit closer to Risso.
I chuckled aloud. Sorry Risso!
"Who's going to ask Sean Lock what the hell he's doing sitting with us?"
I’m sure I shared this before, but I was once cycling to work down Roman Road Bethnal Green in East Lindon and loved when I stopped at a zebra for a Dad walking his kids to school: it was the late Sean, the snippet of conversation I heard was “Just don’t tell your mother!” Which seemed perfectly him.
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A 4-4-2 with one in the hole, you say?
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"I wonder if Andrew would sweat in this shirt?"
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"I wonder if Andrew would sweat in this shirt?"
The winner for sure
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"I wonder if Andrew would sweat in this shirt?"
Very good.
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“We always called each other Goodfellas.”
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The Sultans of Schwing
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"Ty, I said I wanted to meg you, not peg you"
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"Yeah, no"
"Being demanding."
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Caption This International Edition
"Two chaps attending the how to succeed after failing at penalties convention"
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Caption This International Edition
"Two chaps attending the how to succeed after failing at penalties convention"
I'm sorry Gareth, I really don't know who this person Footy-Vil is.
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"Did you check your creativity at the front door like I asked ? We'll have none of that muck around here."
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"I wouldn't bother unpacking, Callum will be fit in January."
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"Thank god you missed that sitter at the weekend. Score that and I'd be forced to play you".
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"fuck off, mate"
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I remember when we use to ask Ross Barkley what it was like to play for England.
Now we ask him what its like to play for Luton
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'Hey lads'
'Fuck off Ratboy'
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"So we all agree the manager's a complete twat, then?"