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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: brian green on April 05, 2020, 10:54:43 AM

Title: All Time Handbags XI
Post by: brian green on April 05, 2020, 10:54:43 AM
Just to pass lock down time.  To add to the best and the worst.  The mardiest.

Lambert (assisted by McDonald and Black)

Bosnich

Unsworth
Gidman

Lescott
Collins
Dunne

Platt
Hodge
The Snake
Ireland

Downing
Fashanu
Milosevic
Callagham

Subs

Sealey
Blanchflower
Cahill
Balaban
Baros
Gray

Title: Re: All Time Handbags XI
Post by: Flamingo Lane on April 05, 2020, 12:06:37 PM
That's a XIII.
Title: Re: All Time Handbags XI
Post by: eamonn on April 05, 2020, 12:12:19 PM
That's a XIII.

It's a KILLER.
Title: Re: All Time Handbags XI
Post by: Richard E on April 05, 2020, 12:17:14 PM
You can’t have an all time handbags XI without Louis Vouitton.
Title: Re: All Time Handbags XI
Post by: Flamingo Lane on April 05, 2020, 12:35:27 PM
Actually, having looked again it's a XIV.
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Post by: PaulWinch again on April 05, 2020, 03:23:17 PM
Alpay has to be in there.
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Post by: cdbearsfan on April 05, 2020, 03:26:09 PM
What did Gidman do? And did Gray/Blanchflower agitate for moves? I'm not familiar with that background.
Title: Re: All Time Handbags XI
Post by: RichardBatchelor on April 05, 2020, 04:59:27 PM
Difficult to pin this down so on the contrary I’m gonna do a Good Eggs XI? This would be mine, based on, well, not that much:

Spink, Elmo, Gary Williams, Mings, McGrath,  (in a ‘he came out the other side’ sort of way), Mellberg, Mortimer, Tayls, Sid, McGinn, Gestede

Playing wise, the idea of Rudy as a lone striker is pretty terrifying.
Title: Re: All Time Handbags XI
Post by: Steve67 on April 05, 2020, 05:40:55 PM
David Ginola Vs John Gregory.  Paul Mortimer Vs Ron Atkinson.  Warren Aspinall Vs Graham Taylor. Everybody Vs Remi Garde.
Title: Re: All Time Handbags XI
Post by: Damo70 on April 05, 2020, 07:27:56 PM
That's a XIII.


Brian was too scared to upset some of them by leaving them out  ;)
Title: Re: All Time Handbags XI
Post by: russon on April 05, 2020, 07:38:00 PM
Downing has to be the captain, the biggest wuss I have ever seen. Never mind 50/50s he used to pull out of 70/30s
Title: Re: All Time Handbags XI
Post by: Damo70 on April 05, 2020, 07:43:10 PM
What did Gidman do? And did Gray/Blanchflower agitate for moves? I'm not familiar with that background.


Gidman and Gray were considered to have the ear/friendship of Doug and neither of them got on with Ron Saunders.
Title: Re: All Time Handbags XI
Post by: somec on April 05, 2020, 07:55:42 PM
Is the Collins James Collins?

I don't remember any incidents involving him.
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Post by: Exeter 77 on April 05, 2020, 08:12:23 PM
Is the Collins James Collins?

I don't remember any incidents involving him.
A punch up outside a club on Broad Street which also involved Chris Herd and he allegedly took a swing at Sid Cowans.
Title: Re: All Time Handbags XI
Post by: somec on April 06, 2020, 09:41:44 PM
Is the Collins James Collins?

I don't remember any incidents involving him.
A punch up outside a club on Broad Street which also involved Chris Herd and he allegedly took a swing at Sid Cowans.

That one must have passed me by.

Taking a swing at Sid is beyond the pale.
Title: Re: All Time Handbags XI
Post by: Grande Pablo on April 06, 2020, 09:52:18 PM
Joey" Guđjónsson suffered from small man, big mouth syndrome on a regular basis.

Paul Mortimer telling the Holte to 'do one' when we didn't chair him through the streets of Witton for scoring vs Luton doesn't help his cause either.
Title: Re: All Time Handbags XI
Post by: Hillbilly on April 07, 2020, 05:27:42 AM
What did Gidman do? And did Gray/Blanchflower agitate for moves? I'm not familiar with that background.
I don't think Blanchflower had any worse of a relationship with the Villa than with the world in general. He knew his mind and wasn't afraid to say what he thought. He didn't like the style of football at Barnsley or at the Villa and told them so. He put in a transfer request at Spurs before they won their second and last title and famously was the first person to tell 'This is Your Life' to do one.
Title: Re: All Time Handbags XI
Post by: cdbearsfan on April 08, 2020, 01:28:48 PM
Ha! Even though I only remember TIYL as a child, it always seemed a nauseating programme. Probably didn't help that I had never heard of anyone who was on it.
Title: Re: All Time Handbags XI
Post by: Damo70 on April 09, 2020, 09:06:43 PM
Is the Collins James Collins?

I don't remember any incidents involving him.
A punch up outside a club on Broad Street which also involved Chris Herd and he allegedly took a swing at Sid Cowans.


I thought both Collins and Dunne were involved in the Sid incident. I also thought it was in some team bonding health club break.

Another handbags was Platt clearly bollocking Nigel Callaghan for a lack of effort but for the life of me I can't recall which game it was. I know it was at Villa Park.

I think the Chris Herd incident happened in the town centre on a Christmas night out and involved a bouncer.
Title: Re: All Time Handbags XI
Post by: Rory on April 09, 2020, 09:27:48 PM
Not strictly a Villa player, but I went to school with a lad who was in our academy for a couple of years. One of those youngsters who never passes, and berates teammates at every opportunity. He ended up signing a one-year contract with Bristol Rovers when he was 19 or so, and got a bit billy big bollocks.

Around Christmas, he went to a Bristol nightclub with some mates from Birmingham, and boastfully told one of them to film him on his phone while he bypassed the queue and got the VIP treatment. Naturally he was stopped by a bouncer and told to queue with everyone else.

Outraged by this public injustice, and still being filmed, he said, "d'you know who I am?" The bouncer replied, "no", to much laughter from the queuing crowd. Incensed, this lad then tried to push past said bouncer, who shoved him. Having already consumed a few refreshments at this point, the lad lost his balance and stumbled into the road.

A passing bus ran over the lower portion of his right leg, resulting in multiple fractures and tissue damage. They managed to save the leg, but he never played for the mighty Bristol Rovers again.

Naturally me and my mates were gutted for him.....
Title: Re: All Time Handbags XI
Post by: AndyB6 on April 10, 2020, 10:01:38 AM
I think the Platt bollocking Callaghan game was in May '89? It was a night game at home vs Southampton. To be fair, Callaghan was not putting in much of a shift as I recall and we were desperate for the points. We lost 1:2.
Title: Re: All Time Handbags XI
Post by: Clampy on April 10, 2020, 10:11:41 AM
Don't quite remember Savo being a wuss, other than that meltdown he had up at Blackburn.
Title: Re: All Time Handbags XI
Post by: steamer on April 12, 2020, 09:52:56 AM
Alpay
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Post by: LeeB on April 12, 2020, 10:10:00 AM
Downing has to be the captain, the biggest wuss I have ever seen. Never mind 50/50s he used to pull out of 70/30s

Despite being a lilly livered ponce, my biggest gripe with Downing was not his lack of bravery in the tackle, it was his lack of it with ball at his feet.
Always taking the safe option, like he was on a mission to become Opta's highest ever ranked player for passing the ball 5 yards inside instead of crossing.
Title: Re: All Time Handbags XI
Post by: ChicagoLion on April 12, 2020, 06:01:16 PM
If this is a twats section as I put crap players in the crap team, not just because they were wankers.
Goalkeeper- not sure any one fits though Guzan came close.
Alipay
Lescott
Richards
Beye
Nzogbia
Curcic
Hodge
Callaghan
Mac the gate
Downing
Title: Re: All Time Handbags XI
Post by: brian green on April 13, 2020, 07:04:46 AM
Take my word for it Blanchflower as a player was sublime, best I have ever seen in a Villa shirt, as a man he was a total shit.
Title: Re: All Time Handbags XI
Post by: dcdavecollett on April 14, 2020, 12:22:26 AM
Why do you say that, Brian?
Title: Re: All Time Handbags XI
Post by: brian green on April 14, 2020, 09:18:29 PM
The Blanchflower story is buried very deep in our club history.  That is where it will stay.  Not for Blanchflower's sake but for others involved. 
Title: Re: All Time Handbags XI
Post by: dcdavecollett on April 15, 2020, 01:04:07 AM
This could make a great detective story, Brian.
Title: Re: All Time Handbags XI
Post by: ChicagoLion on April 15, 2020, 01:09:41 AM
Take my word for it Blanchflower as a player was sublime, best I have ever seen in a Villa shirt, as a man he was a total shit.
My Dad said that Cowans is the nearest he had seen to Blanchflower
Title: Re: All Time Handbags XI
Post by: brian green on April 15, 2020, 09:10:34 AM
Saw them both. Both giants of the game.  Blanchflower had it over Sid because he was a brilliant captain.  He improved the game of all those he played with.
Title: Re: All Time Handbags XI
Post by: godzvilla on April 21, 2020, 01:43:20 PM
That's a XIII.

It's a KILLER.
got to include Harry Burrows& Bobby Thompson.and while we're at it Johnny Prescot!!
Title: Re: All Time Handbags XI
Post by: brian green on April 21, 2020, 01:54:31 PM
Johnny Prescott did not hit you with his handbag.
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