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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: kippaxvilla2 on July 31, 2019, 10:40:47 PM

Title: Dear H and V....
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on July 31, 2019, 10:40:47 PM
Recently at the age of 49 I have found myself doing increasingly one would consider strange things all linked with my beloved football club.

I find myself at times on my own in my house or sometimes in public singing the John McGinn song.

I also sometimes even find myself disposed to doing a little bit of the allez song. 

Worse still, the times I’ve stopped whatever I’m doing and started jumping up and down to an old bad manners number named after one of our former loan players is starting to become worrisome.

I find myself repeatedly watching the play off semi final and final key moments as well as the away support at Rotherham.

All of a sudden believe in what the manager is saying and find his unabashed quiet confidence but maintaining a humility about him causes me to have a bit of a crush.

What is happening to me?  I feel I’m quite mature, sound of mind, and generally sensible in thought process. 

Can you help?

Title: Re: Dear H and V....
Post by: Pete3206 on July 31, 2019, 10:43:55 PM
I'm also 49.

All of the above is normal behaviour. Enjoy yourself.

Title: Re: Dear H and V....
Post by: Risso on July 31, 2019, 10:46:00 PM
Weird isn't it?  We might have to get used to the following this season:

Playing quite well
Winning some games
Not shitting ourselves for the last 10 minutes despite being 2-0 up
Actually looking forward to watching Match of the Day

Title: Re: Dear H and V....
Post by: West Derby Villan on July 31, 2019, 11:04:56 PM
I used to be 49, I feel and do the same, is it okay for me to enjoy these feelings as well?
Title: Re: Dear H and V....
Post by: andyh on July 31, 2019, 11:13:05 PM
I’m nearly 54 and doing exactly the same.
Infact, I watched extra time and the celebrations from the PO final AGAIN tonight, it must be about the 20th time I have done that.

A grin is never far away from my face either.
Title: Re: Dear H and V....
Post by: wittonwarrior on July 31, 2019, 11:17:09 PM
Recently at the age of 49 I have found myself doing increasingly one would consider strange things all linked with my beloved football club.

I find myself at times on my own in my house or sometimes in public singing the John McGinn song.

I also sometimes even find myself disposed to doing a little bit of the allez song. 

Worse still, the times I’ve stopped whatever I’m doing and started jumping up and down to an old bad manners number named after one of our former loan players is starting to become worrisome.

I find myself repeatedly watching the play off semi final and final key moments as well as the away support at Rotherham.

All of a sudden believe in what the manager is saying and find his unabashed quiet confidence but maintaining a humility about him causes me to have a bit of a crush.

What is happening to me?  I feel I’m quite mature, sound of mind, and generally sensible in thought process. 

Can you help?

No help need - your a perfectly rounded and sane person - certainly mentally.  You will go far in life.

Best Wishes Witton Warrior
Title: Re: Dear H and V....
Post by: Lastfootstamper on July 31, 2019, 11:18:24 PM
I'm approaching 54, and Jedinak's penalty and immediate aftermath is one of the most beautiful moments in my life.
Title: Re: Dear H and V....
Post by: cdbearsfan on July 31, 2019, 11:54:15 PM
I'm as excited about Villa as I was when I was a kid. It's brilliant.

Can't wait for the first game but, even if the Tottenham game doesn't go well as you might realistically expect, I really can't wait for the Bournemouth game at The Home of Football.
Title: Re: Dear H and V....
Post by: Sexual Ealing on August 01, 2019, 12:17:14 AM
I will never be 49. I pity anyone who is.
Title: Re: Dear H and V....
Post by: Ger Regan on August 01, 2019, 12:27:50 AM
Weird isn't it?  We might have to get used to the following this season:

Playing quite well
Winning some games
Not shitting ourselves for the last 10 minutes despite being 2-0 up
Actually looking forward to watching Match of the Day


Absolutely no chance!
Title: Re: Dear H and V....
Post by: CT Villan on August 01, 2019, 01:54:28 AM
Lol...I'm over 50 and feel exactly the same except I also seem to swing from tears of joy to strident loin-stirrage. Is this normal ?
Title: Re: Dear H and V....
Post by: wittonwarrior on August 01, 2019, 03:06:26 AM
the one thing I have learnt from following Villa home and away for nearly 50 years is that it is a roller coaster and whatever low you may feel, we always manage a bounce back.

I don't like modern football but Villa love as much as when I first eyed the club.
Title: Re: Dear H and V....
Post by: brian green on August 01, 2019, 07:00:31 AM
You young striplings have fallen victims of an illness that broke out in industrial Birmingham in the 19th Century.  It was first attributed to young men breathing  the fumes of street gas lamps. Due to the tireless work of a Scot by the name of William McGregor the disease known by various local names, most commonly Astonitis or Wittonism, sometimes Gasworks Delirium the illness was overcome by encouraging the watching and playing of Foot Ball.  To that end a treatment centre was created first in Perry Barr then later on the Aston Lower Grounds where treatment continues to this day.

I myself have suffered from this illness for nearly three quarters of a century with periods of remission brought about by the centre falling into the hands of quacks and mountebanks.

Recently I have felt much more my normal self.  When told that the new man in charge attended a local Conservative Club, I replied "Great"

.
Title: Re: Dear H and V....
Post by: eamonn on August 01, 2019, 09:03:55 AM
I'm also 49.

All of the above is normal behaviour. Enjoy yourself.



It's later than you think.
Title: Re: Dear H and V....
Post by: Risso on August 01, 2019, 09:19:02 AM
I will be 49 next year. How the bloody hell did that happen?
Title: Re: Dear H and V....
Post by: Eckybloke on August 01, 2019, 09:36:18 AM
You old fogeys.  I'll only be 47 next year but I also confess to also humming the John McGin song absent mindedly at times.
Title: Re: Dear H and V....
Post by: darren woolley on August 01, 2019, 09:45:51 AM
I'm 50 and I'm still doing that and long may it continue.
Title: Re: Dear H and V....
Post by: cheltenhamlion on August 01, 2019, 09:48:32 AM
I turn fucking 40 in October.
Title: Re: Dear H and V....
Post by: dave.woodhall on August 01, 2019, 09:54:53 AM
I turn fucking 40 in October.

Again?
Title: Re: Dear H and V....
Post by: pauliewalnuts on August 01, 2019, 09:59:57 AM
I will be 49 next year. How the bloody hell did that happen?

I'm 51. I am entirely unsure as to how that occurred.
Title: Re: Dear H and V....
Post by: Behind Bluenose Lines on August 01, 2019, 10:39:58 AM
I hate Coldplay with a passion. However I find myself frequently watching VillaHub's account of the last year on YouTube, and thinking that the Fix You song in the background is just perfect.

I'm now wondering if my heavy rock-dominated music collection of 40 plus years will suddenly become redundant?

Help me. Please!

Title: Re: Dear H and V....
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on August 01, 2019, 11:00:15 AM
I forgot to say I’m on holiday and keep laughing smugly at obese ideal boiler top wearers.
Title: Re: Dear H and V....
Post by: simon ward 50 on August 01, 2019, 11:29:31 AM
Despite my user name I am now 54 and will be 55 later in the year! Can I join in?
Title: Re: Dear H and V....
Post by: Duncan Shaw on August 01, 2019, 11:34:21 AM
I'm 51 and keep doing the same....especially the zoom in on Deano after the El-Ghazi PO final goal because you can see me very clearly in the background celebrating!  I even went to my first pre-season friendly since the Stan Collymore Wycombe Wanderers game on Saturday!!
And I'm aroused again by our work this morning!!!
Title: Re: Dear H and V....
Post by: andyh on August 01, 2019, 11:39:44 AM
I’m at home at the moment so have SSN on pretty much all the time.
Every time there is that whoosh of breaking news, I wonder who the feck they are going to say we have signed next.
Title: Re: Dear H and V....
Post by: Ad@m on August 01, 2019, 12:50:35 PM
Christ!  I didn't realise there was a minimum age requirement for H&V!!!

I've also only just noticed the faint smell of cabbage...
Title: Re: Dear H and V....
Post by: Colhint on August 01, 2019, 01:04:25 PM
I will be 49 next year. How the bloody hell did that happen?

And I thought you were a bloody accountant.
Title: Re: Dear H and V....
Post by: AV82EC on August 01, 2019, 01:41:47 PM
I subscribed to Villa on Tour on the YouTube.

I have watched the Villa On Tour Sheff Weds Away ‘Limbs’ video everyday for the last month.

I have listened to Neil Diamond singing Sweet Caroline on Constant loop for the past 6 weeks.

I am singing Allez Allez Allez at all moments when on my own in the house.

I have purchased a season ticket.

I am desperate to secure away refs on my ticket record.

I have watched the 6 minute Rotherham fans video of us constantly since that glorious night back in April.

I am 51 years old.
Title: Re: Dear H and V....
Post by: Hookeysmith on August 01, 2019, 01:47:12 PM
I have a natural pessimistic side to me and I worry that I am bursting with excitement for the season to come so naturally I fear the worst to come

I am 56 this year and I know that every time we feel we are on the cusp of greatness something works against us to balls it up

I really hope this time, more than at any other time it is different

Title: Re: Dear H and V....
Post by: AV82EC on August 01, 2019, 01:49:25 PM
I have a natural pessimistic side to me and I worry that I am bursting with excitement for the season to come so naturally I fear the worst to come

I am 56 this year and I know that every time we feel we are on the cusp of greatness something works against us to balls it up

I really hope this time, more than at any other time it is different

We’re gonna find away, find a way to get away, this time....
Title: Re: Dear H and V....
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on August 01, 2019, 02:01:25 PM
Beat me to it!
Title: Re: Dear H and V....
Post by: villa `cross the mersey on August 01, 2019, 08:54:55 PM
Born the last time we won the FA Cup - couldn't get a ticket for the play off final but went down to Wembley anyhow - me and VCTM jnr (now 18) have been high as a kite since promotion
I've not looked forward to season so much in many years
The SJM song is constantly playing in my head - especially the version  by the little girl on You Tube
I echo Witton Warrior words - I hate modern day football but I can't wait for the season to start
Good to see 3 Merseyside based fans posting on this topic
Come on you LIONS
Title: Re: Dear H and V....
Post by: four fornicholl on August 01, 2019, 09:01:05 PM
52, you lot need to get a grip!!!!!!
Allez,Allez,Allez!!!!!!
Title: Re: Dear H and V....
Post by: dave shelley on August 01, 2019, 09:05:15 PM
I'm 70, just cross off the nought and you can imagine how excited I'm trying not to feel.
Title: Re: Dear H and V....
Post by: colin69 on August 01, 2019, 09:14:37 PM
Dear Deirdre

I am a 50 year old male from Birmingham who had been suffering from erectile dysfunction for the past 3 years.

However since the end of May I have had a constant erection, I’ve been listening to Neil Diamond on the wireless rather a lot and I’ve found myself wanting to put posters of footballers on my bedroom wall as if I’m morphing back into my 10 year old self.

Is there anything you can suggest that might help me or should I just go with the flow?

Title: Re: Dear H and V....
Post by: four fornicholl on August 01, 2019, 09:18:39 PM
Dear Deirdre

I am a 50 year old male from Birmingham who had been suffering from erectile dysfunction for the past 3 years.

However since the end of May I have had a constant erection, I’ve been listening to Neil Diamond on the wireless rather a lot and I’ve found myself wanting to put posters of footballers on my bedroom wall as if I’m morphing back into my 10 year old self.

Is there anything you can suggest that might help me or should I just go with the flow?
Go with the flow, and don't forget the Panini.
Title: Re: Dear H and V....
Post by: villa `cross the mersey on August 01, 2019, 09:20:57 PM
Dear Deirdre

I am a 50 year old male from Birmingham who had been suffering from erectile dysfunction for the past 3 years.

However since the end of May I have had a constant erection, I’ve been listening to Neil Diamond on the wireless rather a lot and I’ve found myself wanting to put posters of footballers on my bedroom wall as if I’m morphing back into my 10 year old self.

Is there anything you can suggest that might help me or should I just go with the flow?


Just carry on with the Aston Viagra
Title: Re: Dear H and V....
Post by: Monty on August 01, 2019, 09:28:39 PM
28, so I can't claim the crush on Dean because I feel like he's more like my dad. Jack, on the other hand...
Title: Re: Dear H and V....
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on August 01, 2019, 09:31:52 PM
I only found out today on that Villa podcast thingy that Jack is 6’2.  He’s quite the brick shithouse.
Title: Re: Dear H and V....
Post by: Monty on August 01, 2019, 09:33:59 PM
Stick him up front and punt it long.
Title: Re: Dear H and V....
Post by: dave shelley on August 01, 2019, 09:34:10 PM
I only found out today on that Villa podcast thingy that Jack is 6’2.  He’s quite the brick shithouse.

Which is probably why that Bluenose c**t had to jump to try and punch him.
Title: Re: Dear H and V....
Post by: jwarry on August 01, 2019, 09:41:29 PM
I only found out today on that Villa podcast thingy that Jack is 6’2.  He’s quite the brick shithouse.

Which is probably why that Bluenose c**t had to jump to try and punch him.

Says he’s 5ft 9 on wiki
Title: Re: Dear H and V....
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on August 01, 2019, 09:45:48 PM
It was Dion who said it.  Which I will take with a pinch of salt given how many times he predicts the auctioneers not to reach the reserve value on a two bed rundown semi in Burslem on Homes Under the Hammer.
Title: Re: Dear H and V....
Post by: thick_mike on August 01, 2019, 09:47:07 PM
Is everyone on H&V 50? No wonder I feel at home here.

Title: Re: Dear H and V....
Post by: Villa in Denmark on August 01, 2019, 09:51:05 PM
Is everyone on H&V 50? No wonder I feel at home here.


Nope, I'm a mere 48😁
Title: Re: Dear H and V....
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on August 01, 2019, 09:53:51 PM
We are (I’m guessing) of an Atkinson vintage with a just about old enough to remember 80-82 to appreciate how brilliant those years were.
Title: Re: Dear H and V....
Post by: Sexual Ealing on August 01, 2019, 09:56:45 PM
I only found out today on that Villa podcast thingy that Jack is 6’2.  He’s quite the brick shithouse.

Which is probably why that Bluenose c**t had to jump to try and punch him.

Says he’s 5ft 9 on wiki

I heard that. There is no way he's 6 ft 2". I say that with great propriety and defensiveness as somebody who is 5 ft 10 1/2 - and my God, I'm clinging on to that half an inch [joke about small penises] [/joke about small penises]
Title: Re: Dear H and V....
Post by: Border villan on August 01, 2019, 10:00:19 PM
I only found out today on that Villa podcast thingy that Jack is 6’2.  He’s quite the brick shithouse.

Which is probably why that Bluenose c**t had to jump to try and punch him.

Says he’s 5ft 9 on wiki

I heard that. There is no way he's 6 ft 2". I say that with great propriety and defensiveness as somebody who is 5 ft 10 1/2 - and my God, I'm clinging on to that half an inch [joke about small penises] [/joke about small penises]
How pleasing to see you are following Jacob Rees Mogg’s guidance on using imperial measurements.
Title: Re: Dear H and V....
Post by: NoelVilla on August 01, 2019, 10:06:22 PM
Somewhere over the last 2 seasons I completely lost my interest in football. It's hard to follow Villa when that happens. Hard to explain. Looking forward to this season now but Im realistic. We have bought some interesting players but we will probably be in an relegation fight. Not dreading that though as I did b4 we actually went down.
Title: Re: Dear H and V....
Post by: Legion on August 01, 2019, 10:06:38 PM
48. The future is bright, for a change.
Title: Re: Dear H and V....
Post by: West Derby Villan on August 01, 2019, 10:07:39 PM
Is everyone on H&V 50? No wonder I feel at home here.

I used to be 49........13 years ago......but I'm still as excited as Tigger and really really can't wait, how many sleeps to go?
Title: Re: Dear H and V....
Post by: Legion on August 01, 2019, 10:07:41 PM
Somewhere over the last 2 seasons I completely lost my interest in football. It's hard to follow Villa when that happens. Hard to explain. Looking forward to this season now but Im realistic. We have bought some interesting players but we will probably be in an relegation fight. Not dreading that though as I did b4 we actually went down.

I don't think we will be. Mid-table.
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