Heroes & Villains, the Aston Villa fanzine

Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: Malandro on January 05, 2019, 05:52:15 PM

Title: Caption competition
Post by: Malandro on January 05, 2019, 05:52:15 PM: (https://i.ibb.co/MC0M9Jy/BA9-F1-F58-8564-4124-87-A7-8-EFE0-CCBEC26.jpg) (https://ibb.co/MC0M9Jy)
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: Legion on January 05, 2019, 05:53:35 PM: You're shit.
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: Rigadon on January 05, 2019, 05:55:41 PM: You're free for take-off, ball. Enjoy your flight to row Z.
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: CT Villan on January 05, 2019, 06:01:06 PM: It's just his practice swing, he'll hit it for real next time.
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: hilts_coolerking on January 05, 2019, 06:01:09 PM: He must have a foot like a ~~traction engine~~ sewing machine.
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: Malandro on January 05, 2019, 06:04:46 PM: Which foot is he shooting with here?
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: Chinchilla Bathhouse on January 05, 2019, 08:03:37 PM: Goalkeeper spots cigar-lighting opportunity.

Swansea defender admits to 'shit striker fist sniffing' fetish.

World's first scared corner flag seen at Villa Park.
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: papa lazarou on January 05, 2019, 09:24:20 PM: I made one of my world famous great runs to get into this position.
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: VillaSpen on January 06, 2019, 12:40:20 AM: Scott - the club shop has run out of footballs. Send them that one would ya?
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: pauliewalnuts on January 06, 2019, 12:46:39 AM: "Shit. How can I ever compete with talents of the like of that bloke who won his height in creates of beer at half time"