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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: PeterWithesShin on December 01, 2018, 09:26:13 PM

Title: Caption competition
Post by: PeterWithesShin on December 01, 2018, 09:26:13 PM
Win a great prize with the best answer*

*Prize may not exist.

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Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: The Moose on December 01, 2018, 09:53:42 PM
Bloody hell Nyland....oh wait...
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: LeeB on December 01, 2018, 09:56:03 PM
"For a City reject, I've not done that bad tonight....."
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: villa `cross the mersey on December 01, 2018, 10:02:58 PM
" it's alright lads I've got it covered........n't"
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: papa lazarou on December 01, 2018, 10:50:38 PM
"Piece of piss this, that bloke has only scored once in seven years"
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: 9fingers on December 01, 2018, 10:53:13 PM
in off me bollox, no chance
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: hilts_coolerking on December 01, 2018, 10:54:04 PM
Elmo's arse saying, 'He'll stop that, no worries.'
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: Toronto Villa on December 01, 2018, 10:56:00 PM
“Ok...ok...you can do this...stay calm...it’s further out than the penalty he took and missed...”
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: adrenachrome on December 01, 2018, 11:03:16 PM
From following The Bears for many years:

"Catch it!".
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: PeterWithesShin on December 01, 2018, 11:06:05 PM
"You'll never catch me doing a Rob Green. Shit."
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: TopDeck113 on December 01, 2018, 11:11:10 PM
Randolph the Red-faced Keeper
Had a season as a Nose
Now if you ever see him
It's helping poor old Boro lose
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: villa `cross the mersey on December 01, 2018, 11:26:18 PM
Randolph the Red-faced Keeper
Had a season as a Nose
Now if you ever see him
It's helping poor old Boro lose

Best so far buddy !!!!!
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: West Derby Villan on December 02, 2018, 12:22:01 AM
Randolph the Red-faced Keeper
Had a season as a Nose
Now if you ever see him
It's helping poor old Boro lose

Excellent!
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: cdbearsfan on December 02, 2018, 12:26:50 AM
"Honestly lads, then the Preston goalie did this..."
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on December 02, 2018, 11:18:35 AM

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Boiler on the blink or the car broke down ?
Or are you just going to let this in and look a right twat ?
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Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: themossman on December 02, 2018, 11:34:29 AM
Hold my beer, Ørjan.
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: eamonn on December 02, 2018, 12:08:48 PM
Randolph the Red-faced Keeper
Had a season as a Nose
Now if you ever see him
It's helping poor old Boro lose

Excellent!

But it only rhymes when written and not sed so rating has to be capped at four stars out of five (and that's unheard-of!).
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: martin o`who?? on December 02, 2018, 03:35:53 PM
“Come to Dadd - oh fuck”......
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: ChicagoLion on December 02, 2018, 04:21:54 PM
“ and relax”



Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on December 02, 2018, 05:25:56 PM
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"Oh shit.....oh shit......oh shit.....Bollocks!".
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: littleoldme on December 02, 2018, 08:16:27 PM
Hello,direct line?
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: Dave P on December 02, 2018, 08:35:15 PM
Win a great prize with the best answer*

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How do I explain to my kids that Glenn Whelan scored here but Che Adams missed


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Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: Drummond on December 02, 2018, 10:40:54 PM
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