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Heroes & Villains => Match Threads & Player Ratings => Topic started by: olaftab on March 03, 2018, 09:00:56 AM

Title: AVL/QPR 0 Beast from East/Emma 2 post match thread
Post by: olaftab on March 03, 2018, 09:00:56 AM
Well I thought it would be a more comprehensive defeat but glad to get away with a 2-0 slapping. Once again wrong selection by management with poor clearance and lot of slippages due to ground state. We stood around ice frozen most of the time and any response was akin to wet slush. Not good enough.
Title: Re: AVL/QPR 0 Beast from East/Emma 2 post match thread
Post by: cdbearsfan on March 03, 2018, 09:09:38 AM
Absolute disgrace. I've stood by Bruce, but there's no excuse for this. The snow blatantly wanted it more.
Title: Re: AVL/QPR 0 Beast from East/Emma 2 post match thread
Post by: Mister E on March 03, 2018, 09:11:21 AM
We faced an onslaught; some might say a blizzard. To say we were frozen out would be an understatement.
If we take the game as a weather-bell, I’d say that we have been firmly put in our place. Perhaps because relationships between manager and fans needs to thaw, it may be a while till we hit calmer waters. Then, perhaps, we’ll storm back.
Title: Re: AVL/QPR 0 Beast from East/Emma 2 post match thread
Post by: UK Redsox on March 03, 2018, 09:12:27 AM


i think that the downbeat Sisters version is more appropriate than the Hot Chocolate original


oh.....and i blame Ashley Westwood
Title: Re: AVL/QPR 0 Beast from East/Emma 2 post match thread
Post by: walsall villain on March 03, 2018, 09:13:10 AM
Well I thought it would be a more comprehensive defeat but glad to get away with a 2-0 slapping. Once again wrong selection by management with poor clearance and lot of slippages due to ground state. We stood around ice frozen most of the time and any response was akin to wet slush. Not good enough.
Very good! Well now what am I going to do with today? Where’s that Columbo boxset?
Title: Re: AVL/QPR 0 Beast from East/Emma 2 post match thread
Post by: Risso on March 03, 2018, 09:42:00 AM
Some of the brain donors who support our club are an absolute embarrassment. Loads of tweets along the lines of:

“Rubbish decision there’s no snow on my drive.”

“Why is the rearranged game midweek and not on a Saturday.”
Title: Re: AVL/QPR 0 Beast from East/Emma 2 post match thread
Post by: dave.woodhall on March 03, 2018, 09:45:38 AM
There's a lovely QPR fan who first moaned that we hadn't covered the pitch, then that Wolves are playing and now that we'll get a bigger crowd at midweek.
Title: Re: AVL/QPR 0 Beast from East/Emma 2 post match thread
Post by: MoetVillan on March 03, 2018, 09:52:18 AM
There's a lovely QPR fan who first moaned that we hadn't covered the pitch, then that Wolves are playing and now that we'll get a bigger crowd at midweek.

I imagine they would have closed the roof at Loftus Road. Pride of London.....
Title: Re: AVL/QPR 0 Beast from East/Emma 2 post match thread
Post by: Brend'Watkins on March 03, 2018, 10:00:29 AM
The snow had some good players that drifted in and out to great effect. Once they went ahead you just knew they would shut up the shops and park the gritters.
Title: Re: AVL/QPR 0 Beast from East/Emma 2 post match thread
Post by: Virgil Caine on March 03, 2018, 10:13:18 AM
Player Ratings:-

Colin Shivers- at fault for both goals- guilty of flapping again.
John Skidman- man of the match
Gordon Sniff- average, caught a cold on a couple of occasions
Ian Ross Frozen Fish Fingers- Tried hard didn't get a grip of the game
Olaf Iceberg- solid, though still only showing a third of his potential

Vic Snow- led the team well but drifted out of the game
Ernie 'Slush' Callaghan- out of position but slipped a few good passes in
Gareth Southskate- glided through the game
Nobby Solaro- completely out of place, looked frozen out

John Deepancrispaneven- it's getting hard work now
Gilles De Bildea snowman- totally bored with it to be honest, wish I never started it.



Title: Re: AVL/QPR 0 Beast from East/Emma 2 post match thread
Post by: Nev on March 03, 2018, 10:20:08 AM
The match would be on if the bastard council had bothered to grit the roads 'round Villa Park. And everywhere else for that matter, it's time to hand responsibility to the general public if you ask me, they know so much more about the science of it all.

I've never seen a great white shark so I don't believe they exist.
Title: Re: AVL/QPR 0 Beast from East/Emma 2 post match thread
Post by: cdbearsfan on March 03, 2018, 10:52:16 AM
It annoys me that we aren't as well prepared to deal with snow as the Russians are, just because we only have about two hundred days a year less of it. Sack the Council.
Title: Re: AVL/QPR 0 Beast from East/Emma 2 post match thread
Post by: Legion on March 03, 2018, 11:06:44 AM
Bruce out.
Title: Re: AVL/QPR 0 Beast from East/Emma 2 post match thread
Post by: villa `cross the mersey on March 03, 2018, 11:11:39 AM
Player Ratings:-

Colin Shivers- at fault for both goals- guilty of flapping again.
John Skidman- man of the match
Gordon Sniff- average, caught a cold on a couple of occasions
Ian Ross Frozen Fish Fingers- Tried hard didn't get a grip of the game
Olaf Iceberg- solid, though still only showing a third of his potential

Vic Snow- led the team well but drifted out of the game
Ernie 'Slush' Callaghan- out of position but slipped a few good passes in
Gareth Southskate- glided through the game
Nobby Solaro- completely out of place, looked frozen out

John Deepancrispaneven- it's getting hard work now
Gilles De Bildea snowman- totally bored with it to be honest, wish I never started it.




Top quality that - you look to be the same vintage as me and obviously have too much time on your hands ! Well done though Virgil :)
Title: Re: AVL/QPR 0 Beast from East/Emma 2 post match thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on March 03, 2018, 11:34:44 AM
The fans totally failed to support the team today.

The tutting at half time was embarrassing.
Title: Re: AVL/QPR 0 Beast from East/Emma 2 post match thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 03, 2018, 11:39:07 AM
Shit crowd today, shit crowd going to Sunderland. Dark days.
Title: Re: AVL/QPR 0 Beast from East/Emma 2 post match thread
Post by: cdbearsfan on March 03, 2018, 11:52:07 AM
Only Quinton Villa bothered to turn up today, and even he didn't do much singing. Diabolical fans, as usual.
Title: Re: AVL/QPR 0 Beast from East/Emma 2 post match thread
Post by: LeeB on March 03, 2018, 11:52:26 AM
The match would be on if the bastard council had bothered to grit the roads 'round Villa Park. And everywhere else for that matter, it's time to hand responsibility to the general public if you ask me, they know so much more about the science of it all.

I've never seen a great white shark so I don't believe they exist.

To be fair Nev, they can't afford essential services let alone be prepared for weather events that occur about every 20 years.
Title: Re: AVL/QPR 0 Beast from East/Emma 2 post match thread
Post by: cdbearsfan on March 03, 2018, 11:54:40 AM
The match would be on if not for those grasping dinnerladies. Bruce out.
Title: Re: AVL/QPR 0 Beast from East/Emma 2 post match thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on March 03, 2018, 12:14:14 PM
Disappointed at the attendance. No passion, didn’t lift the players. Just stood there shivering their bollocks off looking like snowmen. All that was missing was carrots. No wonder their attack just blew by us. Pathetic. Bruce Out
Title: Re: AVL/QPR 0 Beast from East/Emma 2 post match thread
Post by: Risso on March 03, 2018, 12:23:04 PM
Knowing our luck, Admomah, Terry, Chester, Grealish and Snodgrass will all injure themselves in a snowball fight, and be out until May.
Title: Re: AVL/QPR 0 Beast from East/Emma 2 post match thread
Post by: ChicagoLion on March 03, 2018, 01:06:46 PM
Things have been in decline since Nanis Tate took over, changing the colours to pink and blue, selling the training ground to a railway company and now calling off a game because Emma BEast  had apparently pre booked the stadium. How low can we go?
Title: Re: AVL/QPR 0 Beast from East/Emma 2 post match thread
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on March 03, 2018, 01:25:38 PM
Snow doubt about it he’s gone after this.  Terrible groundsman.
Title: Re: AVL/QPR 0 Beast from East/Emma 2 post match thread
Post by: andyh on March 03, 2018, 01:32:34 PM
The match would be on if the bastard council had bothered to grit the roads 'round Villa Park. And everywhere else for that matter, it's time to hand responsibility to the general public if you ask me, they know so much more about the science of it all.

I've never seen a great white shark so I don't believe they exist.

To be fair Nev, they can't afford essential services let alone be prepared for weather events that occur about every 20 years.
Every year in early December Central news and Midlands today have a big piece from the council gritting facility, about a mile from Villa Park.
It’s always about +8 degrees but they show the gritters being prepared to keep the roads open and flowing and mountains of grit and salt in the hangars.

That’s problably the last time they are seen until next December when they put them on show agin.
Title: Re: AVL/QPR 0 Beast from East/Emma 2 post match thread
Post by: IAmTheOneIanOlney on March 03, 2018, 01:34:07 PM
That ref was a bit suspicious today, though.

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Title: Re: AVL/QPR 0 Beast from East/Emma 2 post match thread
Post by: Chris Jameson on March 03, 2018, 01:35:07 PM
Games gone soft.

Bruce out.
Title: Re: AVL/QPR 0 Beast from East/Emma 2 post match thread
Post by: oldtimernow on March 03, 2018, 01:43:34 PM
Player Ratings:-

Colin Shivers- at fault for both goals- guilty of flapping again.
John Skidman- man of the match
Gordon Sniff- average, caught a cold on a couple of occasions
Ian Ross Frozen Fish Fingers- Tried hard didn't get a grip of the game
Olaf Iceberg- solid, though still only showing a third of his potential

Vic Snow- led the team well but drifted out of the game
Ernie 'Slush' Callaghan- out of position but slipped a few good passes in
Gareth Southskate- glided through the game
Nobby Solaro- completely out of place, looked frozen out

John Deepancrispaneven- it's getting hard work now
Gilles De Bildea snowman- totally bored with it to be honest, wish I never started it.





When I saw that team sheet , I knew there was only going to be one result and when it happened no one was more surprised than me...

can't wait for the WM phone in
Title: Re: AVL/QPR 0 Beast from East/Emma 2 post match thread
Post by: CT on March 03, 2018, 01:46:50 PM
Apologies to all, I tutted today too.
Title: Re: AVL/QPR 0 Beast from East/Emma 2 post match thread
Post by: olaftab on March 03, 2018, 02:14:56 PM
We never stood a chance against the wealth from the east combined with the raw talent from Spain and Portugal.
Title: Re: AVL/QPR 0 Beast from East/Emma 2 post match thread
Post by: Legion on March 03, 2018, 02:27:05 PM
I sighed, shrugged my shoulders and folded my arms. Bad fan.
Title: Re: AVL/QPR 0 Beast from East/Emma 2 post match thread
Post by: russon on March 03, 2018, 04:19:45 PM
I’ll take that boring 0-0 today, coulda been worse for those of us who remember  the 0-3 v Queens Park Francis. shudders.
Title: Re: AVL/QPR 0 Beast from East/Emma 2 post match thread
Post by: Legion on March 03, 2018, 05:03:49 PM
I’ll take that boring 0-0 today, coulda been worse for those of us who remember  the 0-3 v Queens Park Francis. shudders.

The Beelzebub hat-trick?
Title: Re: AVL/QPR 0 Beast from East/Emma 2 post match thread
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on March 03, 2018, 05:22:55 PM
I’ll take that boring 0-0 today, coulda been worse for those of us who remember  the 0-3 v Queens Park Francis. shudders.

The Beelzebub hat-trick?

I'm still cursing Peter Eastoe. The bastard.
Title: Re: AVL/QPR 0 Beast from East/Emma 2 post match thread
Post by: wittonwarrior on March 03, 2018, 08:47:04 PM
What a performance from Onomah didn't put a foot wrong all afternoon.  The only time I have seen as good a performance from us both halves
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