Heroes & Villains, the Aston Villa fanzine
Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: kippaxvilla2 on May 09, 2017, 10:58:04 PM
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So many to choose from. But one lives in my memory and when I read it today it still makes me literally chuckle out loud. I can't find it on here but step forward Paulie. Posted during our second horrendous run of the season a post of sheer exasperation ensued. The line of the post referred to Sam Johnstone being a 'flappy handed 12 year old.' Applause.
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Fix
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Of course there is that legendary post!
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There was no depth to it and I suspect he took it from twitter. I find it crass, poor, and tries to hard to mimic great posts of the past.
my favourite was the poster that described Cissokho attempts to control the ball as being similar to "a puppy chasing a balloon". Ive stolen that and used it in many football conversations and games since.
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Comments made by Jimbo on match threads.
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That transfer maniac going postal about cock flavoured lollipops.
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I've just realised footyskillz/villakicks was true to his word and hasn't appeared since his promise to quit H&V in the event of Villa not beating Brentford 4-0. we lost 3-0.
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Oh, yeah, where is 'skillz? Much-missed (to the extent I only realised a second ago).
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About Ashley Westwood thread:
"We almost got shot of him but unfortunately Dyche came to his senses"
I haven't laughed so much for ages.
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Footyskillz posts were special. I think brian green took him under his wing for a bit and coached him a bit in writing and he almost began to make sense occasionally. Then he disappeared.
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That transfer maniac going postal about cock flavoured lollipops.
Or was it lollipop flavoured cocks :o
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Yesterday I was thinking of that bloke who used to use "funeral" as a verb.
"One of these days we will funeral someone"
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The best thread was the transfer window in song one from about 2009.
Still remember having genuine tears of laughter rolling down my cheeks at that.
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Yesterday I was thinking of that bloke who used to use "funeral" as a verb.
"One of these days we will funeral someone"
He was from Thailand wasn't he? Nice chap.
Pity we haven't managed to funeral anybody, but hey ho.
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I had a lost weekend on Facebook last year, was having a really bad weekend and happened to look on Facebook, I have never got so many notifications as four of my idiot friends spent the weekend slowly breaking the internet. I couldn't catch my breath I was laughing so much.
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You can keep your post of the season, I much prefer arguably the maddest thread of the century started by none other that Dan, pool cleaner to the rich & shameless of Lanzarote entitled 'The Shaving Thread' That boy's a wrong 'un.
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Yesterday I was thinking of that bloke who used to use "funeral" as a verb.
"One of these days we will funeral someone"
He was from Thailand wasn't he? Nice chap.
Pity we haven't managed to funeral anybody, but hey ho.
Saranyu.
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"Maybe he just can't draw wheelchairs" still kills me.
Take a bow Risso ya Brexit bastard.
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"Maybe he just can't draw wheelchairs" still kills me.
Take a bow Risso ya Brexit bastard.
That was funny!
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"Maybe he just can't draw wheelchairs" still kills me.
Take a bow Risso ya Brexit bastard.
That was funny!
Stand out post for me.
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The Queen as a turquoise Sergei Bubka was favourite ever I think
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And this one from samthemouse:
"We were lucky to get Angel Delight. Although I seem to remember eating a shitload of tinned peaches with condensed milk.
And fucking corned beef. So much corned beef.
It was as if my family had enjoyed rationing so much, they decided to carry on with it unilaterally until the 1980s."
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To paraphrase as I can't remember the exact words:
"I'm a Cha Cha Cha Champion.
Nasty stutter you've got there, what are you champion of?"
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"Maybe he just can't draw wheelchairs" still kills me.
Take a bow Risso ya Brexit bastard.
Still the funniest post IMHO.
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"Maybe he just can't draw wheelchairs" still kills me.
Take a bow Risso ya Brexit bastard.
Still the funniest post IMHO.
It was made all the funnier by who he directed the comment at.