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Title: Villa Hooters
Post by: russon on February 19, 2017, 07:42:37 AM
Off the back of a Garry Parker discussion I was wondering which other players could claim to have owned the biggest beaks in Villa history. Dear old Sid had a massive conk, who else?
Title: Re: Villa Hooters
Post by: Villan For Life on February 19, 2017, 07:46:14 AM
Southgate was blessed in the nasal department.
Title: Re: Villa Hooters
Post by: OzVilla on February 19, 2017, 07:46:38 AM
Frank Carradus always looked like he had a prize sized shnonckle.
Title: Re: Villa Hooters
Post by: LeeB on February 19, 2017, 09:14:16 AM
Marc Albrighton could sniff out a chance.
Title: Re: Villa Hooters
Post by: FrankyH on February 19, 2017, 09:21:31 AM
Sasa Curcic , so much so I am sure he went under the knife and had a nose job.
Title: Re: Villa Hooters
Post by: Rotterdam on February 19, 2017, 09:24:52 AM
Steve Sims had a fair conk.
Title: Re: Villa Hooters
Post by: somec on February 19, 2017, 09:30:04 AM
All of the Miss Aston Villas had nice hooters, wahey!

Does the Miss Aston Villa competition still exist?!
Title: Re: Villa Hooters
Post by: Tayls_7 on February 19, 2017, 09:34:20 AM
All of the Miss Aston Villas had nice hooters, wahey!

Does the Miss Aston Villa competition still exist?!

When I'm bored at the games it does.
Title: Re: Villa Hooters
Post by: Zouch Villa on February 19, 2017, 10:24:49 AM
Not for its size, but Bruce's twisted hooter always makes me think of Joe Bugner.
Title: Re: Villa Hooters
Post by: SoccerHQ on February 19, 2017, 10:42:48 AM
Kozak.
Title: Re: Villa Hooters
Post by: Mister E on February 19, 2017, 01:29:01 PM
Chris Nicholl sports an impressive proboscis.
Luc Nilis could also rightly claim to be a sniffer, with the appropriate tool to be so.
Title: Re: Villa Hooters
Post by: cdbearsfan on February 19, 2017, 02:04:36 PM
All of the Miss Aston Villas had nice hooters, wahey!

Does the Miss Aston Villa competition still exist?!

I think so, our players are always missing.
Title: Re: Villa Hooters
Post by: ez on February 19, 2017, 02:28:55 PM
Andy Townsend.
Title: Re: Villa Hooters
Post by: Chico Hamilton III on February 19, 2017, 05:19:01 PM
Tony Barton could be the manager
Title: Re: Villa Hooters
Post by: saunders_heroes on February 19, 2017, 11:03:05 PM
Sasa Curcic , so much so I am sure he went under the knife and had a nose job.

He did. Apparently he went missing for a week and returned to Bodymoor with a new nose. He was a troubled bloke who suffered mental health issues in his later years.
Title: Re: Villa Hooters
Post by: saunders_heroes on February 19, 2017, 11:04:23 PM
Andy Townsend.

I remember a photo of both him and Curcic standing back to back and looking like a pick-axe.
Title: Re: Villa Hooters
Post by: DeKuip on February 22, 2017, 01:46:02 AM
Bugger, I thought a new pub had opened up by Villa Park when I saw the thread title.
Title: Re: Villa Hooters
Post by: stubbsyandy on February 23, 2017, 07:44:18 AM
Andy Townsend.

I remember a photo of both him and Curcic standing back to back and looking like a pick-axe.
Cheers, made me smile
Title: Re: Villa Hooters
Post by: russon on February 23, 2017, 01:49:50 PM
Andy Townsend.

I remember a photo of both him and Curcic standing back to back and looking like a pick-axe.
Cheers, made me smile
seconded, had a right good chortle at that
Title: Re: Villa Hooters
Post by: wittonwarrior on February 25, 2017, 08:59:05 PM
Looking at the mural on the lower holte today (the Rotterdam one) two big ones on their Mortimer and Barton.
Title: Re: Villa Hooters
Post by: eric woolban woolban on February 26, 2017, 04:04:30 PM
David Ginola.

Always remember in the Holte End one time, might have been someone criticising Ginola and his big nose, when a bloke shouted: "My Dad had a big nose." To which when he turned around and the big nose father genes had been passed to him too.
Title: Re: Villa Hooters
Post by: papa lazarou on February 27, 2017, 03:11:24 PM
Johnny MacLeod had a fair sized schnozzle on him.
Title: Re: Villa Hooters
Post by: Mortimer's Bear on March 12, 2017, 11:41:40 AM
Sasa Curcic , so much so I am sure he went under the knife and had a nose job.

The day before a game if I'm not mistaken.
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