Heroes & Villains, the Aston Villa fanzine

Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: clash city rocker on February 05, 2017, 07:15:21 PM

Title: Pantomime character
Post by: clash city rocker on February 05, 2017, 07:15:21 PM: Which pantomime character sums Aston villa up. For me it's Buttons. The girl he fancied and dreamed about settling down with was well out of his league.
Title: Re: Pantomime character
Post by: Stu on February 05, 2017, 07:17:42 PM: This is definitely one for the 50 years old+ posters. I have no clue who the fuck Buttons is or was.
Title: Re: Pantomime character
Post by: four fornicholl on February 05, 2017, 07:19:32 PM: Quote from: Stu on February 05, 2017, 07:17:42 PM
This is definitely one for the 50 years old+ posters. I have no clue who the fuck Buttons is or was.
Oh yes you have.
Title: Re: Pantomime character
Post by: clash city rocker on February 05, 2017, 07:20:14 PM: Cheeky fucker....actually you're right for the age bracket.
Title: Re: Pantomime character
Post by: ChicagoLion on February 05, 2017, 07:21:25 PM: Quote from: four fornicholl on February 05, 2017, 07:19:32 PM
Quote from: Stu on February 05, 2017, 07:17:42 PM
This is definitely one for the 50 years old+ posters. I have no clue who the fuck Buttons is or was.
Oh yes you have.
oh no he hasn't.
Title: Re: Pantomime character
Post by: nigel on February 05, 2017, 07:26:57 PM: Snow White:
Dies, but, comes back to life and lives happily ever after.

or
Cinderella:
Just when everything seems lost it all comes right and lives happily ever after.
Title: Re: Pantomime character
Post by: VillaAlways on February 05, 2017, 07:29:19 PM: Sleeping Beauty

Still waiting to be woken up
Title: Re: Pantomime character
Post by: class-of-82 on February 05, 2017, 07:33:10 PM: Not a pantomime character but the classic line
"Baker he's behind you" 1-0
"Chester he's behind you" 2-0
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Post by: levico on February 05, 2017, 07:41:56 PM: Cinderella - the ugly sisters being SHA and the Boggies.
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Post by: TopDeck113 on February 05, 2017, 07:50:12 PM: That one about the mother who is being continually goosed.
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Post by: ACVilla on February 05, 2017, 07:55:10 PM: Frank Bruno - purely there for comedy value
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Post by: Chris Jameson on February 05, 2017, 08:16:47 PM: I hate panto, so all of them.
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Post by: themossman on February 05, 2017, 08:21:58 PM: Performance against forest was a load of twank.
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Post by: FrankyH on February 05, 2017, 08:29:45 PM: I saw Terry Scott and Barbara Windsor in a Pantomime back in the day, cant think of a Villa analogy though.
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Post by: sickbeggar on February 05, 2017, 08:34:30 PM: Puss(ies) in Boots?
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Post by: pauliewalnuts on February 05, 2017, 08:48:09 PM: Alan Hutton - he's behind you!
Title: Re: Pantomime character
Post by: cdbearsfan on February 06, 2017, 01:07:01 AM: Panto is shite.

So, a good fit for Villa.
Title: Re: Pantomime character
Post by: The Left Side on February 06, 2017, 04:37:36 AM: Quote from: cdbullyweefan on February 06, 2017, 01:07:01 AM
Panto is shite.

So, a good fit for Villa.

Oh no it isn't
Title: Re: Pantomime character
Post by: cdbearsfan on February 06, 2017, 04:48:38 AM: Oh yes it is.

Shocked nobody has suggested "[insert name of player] is a donkey", yet.
Title: Re: Pantomime character
Post by: Jimbo on February 06, 2017, 08:54:29 AM: Les Dennis. Not very good at what he's supposed to be doing, largely irrelevant, recently humiliated in the national media, still thinks he's something rather special, yet his heyday was a long, long time ago.
Title: Re: Pantomime character
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on February 06, 2017, 09:23:26 AM: Martin O Neill in Jack and the Beanstalk when he fucked off our chances of glory for a handful of magic beans.
Title: Re: Pantomime character
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on February 06, 2017, 09:27:01 AM: Aston Villa is Prince Charming but instead of Cinderella (Teddy Sheringham) we end up with one of the Ugly Sisters (Tony Cascarino).
Title: Re: Pantomime character
Post by: Brend'Watkins on February 06, 2017, 09:28:32 AM: Cinderella...you won't get to the ball

Starring: Steve Bruce as the fairy Godmother

Kodja off Hogan off Bacuna on bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
Put 'em together and what have you got
defend too deep and concede in the last second bibbidi-bobbidi-boo..booo boooo
Title: Re: Pantomime character
Post by: auntiesledd on February 06, 2017, 04:09:37 PM: Quote from: sickbeggar on February 05, 2017, 08:34:30 PM
Puss(ies) in Boots?

Or PUS in Boots??
Title: Re: Pantomime character
Post by: preston28 on February 06, 2017, 06:48:29 PM: The players all play like bambi on ice to me!
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Post by: remy on February 06, 2017, 07:45:52 PM: This Villa line up is a pantomime performance in itself that got us relegated:
Guzan
Richards
Lescott
Hutton
Cissosko
Richardson
Bacuna
Westwood
Flabby

Just 3 to go
Title: Re: Pantomime character
Post by: Lobsterboy on February 07, 2017, 01:23:22 PM: The back end of a pantomime horse...
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Post by: andyaston on February 07, 2017, 03:48:03 PM: The Phantom farter. We stank out the Premier League for 6 years on the trots ;)
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Post by: cheltenhamlion on February 07, 2017, 05:49:30 PM: Widow Twanky.
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Post by: CJ on February 07, 2017, 06:36:17 PM: Baron Hardup's long gone but we're still very Wishee Washee
Title: Re: Pantomime character
Post by: auntiesledd on February 08, 2017, 10:17:19 AM: Quote from: CJ on February 07, 2017, 06:36:17 PM
Baron Hardup's long gone but we're still very Wishee Washee

Oh I say!

Good work. ;)