Heroes & Villains, the Aston Villa fanzine
Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: Hookeysmith on August 17, 2016, 11:39:35 AM
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Can someone produce the lyrics please as I cannot make them out due to being a bit old and a bit deaf
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Dr Tony went to Rome, in a Ford Mondeo,
Brought us back a manager, Robbie Di Matteo.
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It's a bit shit really.
I still join in though. Are there any Chinese cars that rhyme (or sort of nearly rhyme) with "Matteo"?
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He said on twitter that Fiat are a sponsor so he prefers Italian cars. Some clever bugger suggested a change to Fiat Punto, which would work but hasn't taken off.
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Renault Clio
...why would Dr X be driving these shit cars anyway?
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Also, he was in Leamington.
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He said on twitter that Fiat are a sponsor so he prefers Italian cars. Some clever bugger suggested a change to Fiat Punto, which would work but hasn't taken off.
It would have been a perfect fit for most of last season.
And our manager is a c.........
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Dr Tony went to Leamington, in a chauffeur driven Bentley,
Brought us back a manager, Robbie Di Matteo
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Dr Tony went to Rome, in a Ford Mondeo,
Brought us back a manager, Robbie Di Matteo.
Thanks - a little disappointing as I thought it sounded longer and better than that :(
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It's just a daft song not Radiohead ;-)
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I also think its naff, and we should come up with something better... let me give it some thought.
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Dr Tony went to Rome in an old allegro
The engine blew up in selly oak
So matteo flew to england
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Evening all. I'd go with this. Not much mention of RDM, Dr X or the Villa, but there's a good bit of stuff about me and pink slenders. And, of course, it scans brilliantly. It's to the all-time great pop song, 'Return of the Mac'. Enjoy and stay focused, like a horse on heat:
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Oooooh, come on, ooh yeah
Well I tried to tell you so (yes I did),
But I guess you didn't bum-back-fatty,
As the saddest story goes,
Baby, now I got the shits,
'Cause I know it from the start,
Baby, when you broke my hymen,
That I had to come again,
And show you that I'm sexy in the touching department.
You lied to me,
All those times I said that I did a sexy with you,
You lied to me,
Yes, I tried, yes, I opened my bumhole,
You lied to me,
Even though you know I'd touch my little boy for you,
You lied to me,
Yes, I cried, yes, I cried all over your picture of Didier Agathe.
[Chorus 1:]
Return of the Peen,
It is,
Return of the Peen,
Come on,
Return of the Peen,
Oh, my god,
You know that I'll be seen,
Here I am.
[Chorus 2:]
Return of the Peen,
Once again,
Return of the Peen,
Top of the world,
Return of the Peen,
Watch my flow,
You know that I'll be clean,
Here I go.
So, I'm back up in my neighbour's bedroom,
(Rubbing things like my pleasure giver),
Lettin' all the people know,
That I'm back to run the show,
Cause what they didn't know was wrong,
And all the nasty things the moderators have done,
So, baby, listen carefully,
While I sing my comeback song.
You lied to me,
Cause you said you'd never turn up the volume of my car stereo,
You lied to me,
But you did, but you did,
You lied to me,
All this pain you said I'd never feel,
You lied to me,
But I do, but I do do do like to touch your lovely 'King of the Uh-uh-uhs'.
[Chorus 3:]
Return of the Peen,
It is,
Return of the Peen,
Hold on,
Return of the Peen,
Don't you know,
You know that I'll be seen,
Return of the Peen,
Oh, little girl,
Return of the Peen,
Once more girl,
Return of the Peen,
Up and down,
You know that I'll be back (round and round to your open anus).
[interlude:]
Ahhhhhh Peen
Stop worrying about your big break
You lied to me,
Cause she said she'd never turn up the volume of my car stereo,
You lied to me,
But you did, but you did,
You lied to me,
All this pain you said I'd never feel,
You lied to me,
But I do, but I do do do like to touch your lovely 'King of the Uh-uh-uhs'.
[Chorus 1]
[Chorus 2]
Return of the Peen
[repeat, with increasing aggressiveness, to fade]
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Glen peen
Yea that's trips of the tongue perfectlly
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What the actual fuck...?
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Cheers, Classboy - just imagine the Holte swaying as one in unison. Tears, laughter, scent. What a day.
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hahahaha ,fkn brilliant!
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Classic Peen.
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That is about the maddest thing ive seen all year
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Cheers, boys - it took a while to squeeze that honey out.
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Wow.
Rolls off the tongue.
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Wow.
Rolls off the tongue.
That's blatant entrapment Joe.
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It's a bit shit really.
I still join in though. Are there any Chinese cars that rhyme (or sort of nearly rhyme) with "Matteo"?
Claret Daewoo? Not Chinese I know but from the region.... unlike a Ford Morondo.
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Saw a song on twitter of some lads singing D:reams things can only get better...with Tony Xia. Quite apt
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What the actual fuck...?
That's the way Peen rolls.
Be thankful that he is not waxing poetic about curling one out.
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Evening all. I'd go with this. Not much mention of RDM, Dr X or the Villa, but there's a good bit of stuff about me and pink slenders. And, of course, it scans brilliantly. It's to the all-time great pop song, 'Return of the Mac'. Enjoy and stay focused, like a horse on heat:
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Oooooh, come on, ooh yeah
Well I tried to tell you so (yes I did),
But I guess you didn't bum-back-fatty,
As the saddest story goes,
Baby, now I got the shits,
'Cause I know it from the start,
Baby, when you broke my hymen,
That I had to come again,
And show you that I'm sexy in the touching department.
You lied to me,
All those times I said that I did a sexy with you,
You lied to me,
Yes, I tried, yes, I opened my bumhole,
You lied to me,
Even though you know I'd touch my little boy for you,
You lied to me,
Yes, I cried, yes, I cried all over your picture of Didier Agathe.
[Chorus 1:]
Return of the Peen,
It is,
Return of the Peen,
Come on,
Return of the Peen,
Oh, my god,
You know that I'll be seen,
Here I am.
[Chorus 2:]
Return of the Peen,
Once again,
Return of the Peen,
Top of the world,
Return of the Peen,
Watch my flow,
You know that I'll be clean,
Here I go.
So, I'm back up in my neighbour's bedroom,
(Rubbing things like my pleasure giver),
Lettin' all the people know,
That I'm back to run the show,
Cause what they didn't know was wrong,
And all the nasty things the moderators have done,
So, baby, listen carefully,
While I sing my comeback song.
You lied to me,
Cause you said you'd never turn up the volume of my car stereo,
You lied to me,
But you did, but you did,
You lied to me,
All this pain you said I'd never feel,
You lied to me,
But I do, but I do do do like to touch your lovely 'King of the Uh-uh-uhs'.
[Chorus 3:]
Return of the Peen,
It is,
Return of the Peen,
Hold on,
Return of the Peen,
Don't you know,
You know that I'll be seen,
Return of the Peen,
Oh, little girl,
Return of the Peen,
Once more girl,
Return of the Peen,
Up and down,
You know that I'll be back (round and round to your open anus).
[interlude:]
Ahhhhhh Peen
Stop worrying about your big break
You lied to me,
Cause she said she'd never turn up the volume of my car stereo,
You lied to me,
But you did, but you did,
You lied to me,
All this pain you said I'd never feel,
You lied to me,
But I do, but I do do do like to touch your lovely 'King of the Uh-uh-uhs'.
[Chorus 1]
[Chorus 2]
Return of the Peen
[repeat, with increasing aggressiveness, to fade]
Fuck me Glen thats come out of left field, I like it, lets all learn it for the next home game, I'm sure RDM and crazy Tony will identify with it :)
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Dr Tony went to Rome, in a Ford Mondeo,
Brought us back a manager, Robbie Di Matteo.
Dr Tony went to Rome, in a Alfa Romeo,
Brought us back a manager, Robbie Di Matteo.
At least it is in the family
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Glenn Peen in surreal post shock!
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Someone has adapted the Xia song to our new signings as well, as seen in a MOMS article : http://www.myoldmansaid.com/tony-xia-aston-villa-transfers-song/ (http://www.myoldmansaid.com/tony-xia-aston-villa-transfers-song/)
Tony went to Rome,
in a Ford Mondeo,
brought us back a manager,
Roberto Di Matteo.
Tony went to Bournemouth,
in a Skylark Buick,
bought us back our leading man,
oh Tommy Elphick.
Tony went to Verona,
in his Lamborghini
bought us back a goalkeeper
Pierluigi Gollini
Tony went to Reading,
in his brand new Roller,
bought us back a midfielder,
Aaron Tshibola
Tony went to Fulham,
in his Audi Sportback,
bought us back the lethal striker,
Ross McCormack
Tony went to West Brom,
in a Ford Fiesta,
bought us back a centre half,
Oh Jimmy Chester
Tony returned to London,
in his new Cadillac,
bought us back a defensive mid
Oh Mile Jedinak
Rather funny imo
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I love that expanded version! Top marks!
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'He's magic you know, Roberto Di Matteo'
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Glen peen
Is there a rap version of it
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Doctor Tony did not go to Rome in any fucking car.
because Robie Di Mateo lives in Leamington Spa
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That glen penis song is absolute basket-case lunacy at its finest. Come on Glen, what's next ?
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Dr Tony took a drink of Creme de Cacao
Knocked it back
Then signed more cheques
For Roberto Di Matteo.
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Dr Tony went to Smethwick
In a Testarossa
Took a look at Pulis
Thought he was a tosser.
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Dr Tony went to Derby
In a Bentley Continental
Took a look at Pearson
But thought that he was mental.
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Dr Tony sailed to Hull
In a supertanker
Took a look at Stevie Bruce
Can't think of a last line....
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Roberto Woooooaaah
(Di) Matteo Wooooooaah
He came to Villa Park
And brought in Stevie Clarke
I thank you :o
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Dr Tony went to Derby
In a Bentley Continental
Took a look at Pearson
But thought that he was mental.
I would quite happily add that as a second verse to the original. Brilliant Sir.
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Or howsabout...
Head like a peanut
He's got a head like a peanut...
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Dr Tony went to Smethwick
In a Gran Torino
Brought us back a number 9
Saido Berahino
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Ecstasy is a wonderful drug, eh Brian?
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Dr. Tony went to Spain
In a Ford Fiesta
He brought us back a midfielder
Andres Iniesta
Dr. Tony went to Munich
In a Citroen Xsara
He brought us back a Spaniard
Thiago Alcantara
8)
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Dr. Tone, Tone
Calling Dr. Tone
Dr. Tone, Dr. Tone
Get up now
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Seven days a week
He's on call
To get the Villa fans up off the wall
You'll feel motivated as he operates
Cos in the transfer market he negotiates
He'll prescribe for us, a potent elixir
Two centre mids and a world class trickster
He'll get the Villa back to where we're meant to be
Calling Dr. Tone to surgery
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Only one will do, to the tune of D-I-S-C-O:
D- I- Matt - eo
D-I Matt-eo