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Heroes & Villains => Match Threads & Player Ratings => Topic started by: Legion on May 07, 2016, 01:25:50 PM
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More of the same awaits.
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Will Richardson make his much needed return to the team?
Will the Goose get to let another one in at the near post?
How funny will Bacuna find todays beating?
Gabby, has he put on any more weight?
How out of position can Richards find himself today? He'll have to end up in the stands somewhere to be any worse.
Lescott, is it possible to be slower than running through treacle?
Tune in at 3pm to find out.
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Bunn
Hutton
Clark
Lescott
Toner
Bacuna
Gana
Sanchez
Westwood
Ayew
Sinclair
Subs: Guzan, Richards, Adama, Gil, Hepburn-Murphy, Lyden, Grealish
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ch2wZMFWMAAEgBm.png:large)
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Would rather see Adama and HM start tbh.
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Having just seen the line up on Twitter I have to say I'm not so confident we'll come away with a 0-3.
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So Rudy plays well gets dropped. And we are playing 5 at the back vs Newcastle when we are already down. Ace
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Five at the back. At home. Against relegation candidates. And we're already long down. FFS.
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So Rudy plays well gets dropped. And we are playing 5 at the back vs Newcastle when we are already down. Ace
Gestede is injured.
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Three match threads...everyone so eager once relegated. For shame.
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Substitutes : Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, Grub
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Another shocking line up.
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Bacuna at left back. Left back.
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Black is a fucking bellend.
Crap. He should received dogs abuse today.
Anyway, a victory please, Villa.
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2-0 Villa. My niece predicted it on Sky 6.
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So Rudy plays well gets dropped. And we are playing 5 at the back vs Newcastle when we are already down. Ace
Gestede is injured.
Ah ok thanks. Still a shit line up. Could have played Grealish and Adama
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Five at the back, at home, against the second shittest side in the division?
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Five at the back, at home, against the second shittest side in the division?
Hardly surprising from Black. Sums him up. Trying to keep the goals count down. Why not go for it and give the supporters something rather than the week in week out shite that's served up. Clueless.
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Black is a fucking bellend.
Crap. He should received dogs abuse today.
Anyway, a victory please, Villa.
He's on a wind up. Has to be. Can't wait for him to go.
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I don't expect anything mental like a win. But a draw, that shouldn't be completely impossible once every dozen games, should it?
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Black is a fucking bellend.
Crap. He should received dogs abuse today.
Anyway, a victory please, Villa.
He's on a wind up. Has to be. Can't wait for him to go.
If only it was a wind up. He is the worst! Abysmal, bland, dour. Thank fuck he's going soon. ******.
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Holy shite bacuna at left back. Is black on crack?
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2-0 Villa. My niece predicted it on Sky 6.
9/2 to win at home against the barcodes
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Bacuna again what the absolute fuck
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Substitutes : Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, Grub
It was Hugh and Pugh. Mrs Honeyman told me.
Rumour has it that Windy Miller was more than just friends with PC Mc Garry No 452.
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Sinclair and Sanchez , why?
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Westwood and Bacuna -why? What does it take for Adama to get a game?
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Villa take to the field at B6 for the final time for at least one season when they welcome Newcastle to Villa Park today
From the Birmingham Mail match build up, I've read that several times now and don't understand it.
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Villa take to the field at B6 for the final time for at least one season when they welcome Newcastle to Villa Park today
From the Birmingham Mail match build up, I've read that several times now and don't understand it.
The Championship has to be played exclusively on a park in a different postcode. Duh.
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Scott Sinclair is shit.
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Scott Sinclair is shit.
He fits right in.
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Villa take to the field at B6 for the final time for at least one season when they welcome Newcastle to Villa Park today
From the Birmingham Mail match build up, I've read that several times now and don't understand it.
The Championship has to be played exclusively on a park in a different postcode. Duh.
Of course, makes perfect sense now.
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Brilliant atmosphere in the Holte. We are the best fans, fuck everyone else.
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Bacuna as one of three centre backs :o
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My turn. Bunn, Hutton,
Clark, Lescott, Toner, Bacuna, Gana, Sanchez, Westwood, Ayew, Sinclair - why?
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Christ, this is tedious.
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Nice to see the players joining in with the fancy dress. Some of them are pretending to be Premier League footballers.
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Sunderland losing
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Nice to see the players joining in with the fancy dress. Some of them are pretending to be Premier League footballers.
Shame their costumes are so unconvincing.
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All this West Ham Upton Park send-off serenade. Without wanting to be bitter, but I can't believe we'd get the same coverage if we left VP for another ground. In fact, I don't recall even arse getting this level of fawning when leaving Highbury.
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That Anita has got a massive backside. It's almost Barryesque.
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Bacuna as one of three centre backs :o
It worked so well against Deeney last week.
Newcastle are shite.
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Dozy Sanchez.
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All this West Ham Upton Park send-off serenade. Without wanting to be bitter, but I can't believe we'd get the same coverage if we left VP for another ground. In fact, I don't recall even arse getting this level of fawning when leaving Highbury.
That's not bitter. That's been pissed off that the government and Greater London council tax payers have effectively paid the pornographers just short of £100M to move, and be allowed to keep the profits of selling their current ground. Then throw a nauseating wankfest on top and most people would be fed up.
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Bored.
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Bacuna as one of three centre backs :o
It worked so well against Deeney last week.
Newcastle are shite.
Shite but still in control of the game.
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Anything happened? Match details seem sparse from all sources.
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Shite
Shite
Whatever
******
Good lad
******
Whatever
Shite
Shite (points well though)
Good lad
Shite
Subs: Shite, ******, Get him on!, Shite, Rabbit in headlights, Good lad, Could be a good lad
We're fucked
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Absolutely zero intent from Villa today. What a fucking disgrace.
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30 odd passes that achieved precisely nothing.
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I would like to see Lescott score and everybody just boo.
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Absolutely zero intent from Villa today. What a fucking disgrace.
The line up black picked is awful
It looks specifically designed to ensure we get zero pleasure from the match.
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Made me laugh from the BBC
Tackled by a balloon
Aston Villa 0-0 Newcastle
Posted at 16 mins
Newcastle's attempts to attack down the left are stymied by the stray balloons that have made their way on to the pitch from the home sections of the ground. One almost tackles full-back Paul Dummett as he tries to deliver a cross that goes long.
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I'm watching the Sunderland match. They look awful.
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To be honest, I only got a stream so I could admire the pitch.
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YOU'RE DOWN. DEAD AND BURIED. BLEEDIN' DEMISED. NOTHING AT ALL TO LOSE. HAVE A FUCKING GO YOU WANKERS.
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Watching the game is making my eyes bleed.
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Made me laugh from the BBC
Tackled by a balloon
Aston Villa 0-0 Newcastle
Posted at 16 mins
Newcastle's attempts to attack down the left are stymied by the stray balloons that have made their way on to the pitch from the home sections of the ground. One almost tackles full-back Paul Dummett as he tries to deliver a cross that goes long.
I had to re-read that I thought it said tackled by a baboon.
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Made me laugh from the BBC
Tackled by a balloon
Aston Villa 0-0 Newcastle
Posted at 16 mins
Newcastle's attempts to attack down the left are stymied by the stray balloons that have made their way on to the pitch from the home sections of the ground. One almost tackles full-back Paul Dummett as he tries to deliver a cross that goes long.
That's very good. Sign him up, the balloon that is.
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the shite leading the shite
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What a complete dick our caretaker is. Grealish and Adama should have started today. Just give the fans something!!
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Watching the game is making my eyes bleed.
If I believed in God, I could pretend watching it would atone for my sins.
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Bacuna as one of three centre backs :o
It worked so well against Deeney last week.
Newcastle are shite.
Shite but still in control of the game.
Yeah but it's a bit like being in control of milk float. We are not equipped to play the other side of the half way line, Newcastle get nosebleeds as soon as they reach our penalty area.
This game is the wank stain on a bug ridden bedsheet from Mother Murphy's Flophouse.
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Because us fans have given the club grief they have decided to torture us with their football. Just suck up the torture.
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What a monsoon of dreary old shit.
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Sinclair is extremely crap.
Lescott also left two players unmarked to his right running into the position of CC - he has to be bad on purpose
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5 odd minutes until we concede
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I am putting my house on a 44th minute goal. For the barcodes. OK that last sentence is redundant.
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Sunderland equalise with the bloke we were going to buy
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Sunderland level. Absolute screamer from Kahzri.
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Just spent the last 5 minutes daydreaming about how different life could have been if we had just managed to sign Benni Mcarthy...
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Watching the game is making my eyes bleed.
If I believed in God, I could pretend watching it would atone for my sins.
You've got it all wrong. There is a God, and we've all been sentenced to an eternity in Hell watching this shit.
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Equaliser for Sunderland.
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His name's Vurnon Anita,
he's hardly a world beater,
his bum's a 20-seater,
his arse is fucking huge.
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https://vine.co/v/i6P13xJ7E9T (https://vine.co/v/i6P13xJ7E9T)
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Sunderland goal was a belter - one of the hardest hit shots you'll ever see.
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Like a traction engine
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Anti-football at it's finest.
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Fuggit. The bastards have shut the Targett Suite. No halftime booze to aid the misery.
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Chelsea winning
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Bollocks. Sunderland do a Villa. Matic makes it 2-1
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Adama on for Sanchez please, Sinclair left and Adama right. Couple of goals, a barbecue and a few bottles of Becks. Jobs a good one, bish bash bosh.
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the bbc live thread went 12 mins without posting lol
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All this West Ham Upton Park send-off serenade. Without wanting to be bitter, but I can't believe we'd get the same coverage if we left VP for another ground. In fact, I don't recall even arse getting this level of fawning when leaving Highbury.
Was thinking the same the other night. It's not exactly an away trip that anyone has ever looked forward to, it's an absolute fucking dump of a place. It'll get even worse with the move to the sanitised new stadium though.
Still, dahn the fahkin' Boleyn, pie'n'mash'n'eels'n'liquor, Bobby Moore, Queen fahkin' Mam, it's a sad day, etc.
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well, we haven't conceded.
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All this West Ham Upton Park send-off serenade. Without wanting to be bitter, but I can't believe we'd get the same coverage if we left VP for another ground. In fact, I don't recall even arse getting this level of fawning when leaving Highbury.
Was thinking the same the other night. It's not exactly an away trip that anyone has ever looked forward to, it's an absolute fucking dump of a place. It'll get even worse with the move to the sanitised new stadium though.
Still, dahn the fahkin' Boleyn, pie'n'mash'n'eels'n'liquor, Bobby Moore, Queen fahkin' Mam, it's a sad day, etc.
Agreed. But there'll be 52k of them. How have they managed that?
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Sinclair is a shockingly poor player. Get him off and Adama on. It comes to something when Alan Hutton is our biggest attacking threat.
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the bbc live thread went 12 mins without posting lol
At half time here, they do a quick highlights of the other games. "The final game is taking place in Birmingham between Villa and Newcastle, but nothing worth showing has happened."
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All this West Ham Upton Park send-off serenade. Without wanting to be bitter, but I can't believe we'd get the same coverage if we left VP for another ground. In fact, I don't recall even arse getting this level of fawning when leaving Highbury.
Was thinking the same the other night. It's not exactly an away trip that anyone has ever looked forward to, it's an absolute fucking dump of a place. It'll get even worse with the move to the sanitised new stadium though.
Still, dahn the fahkin' Boleyn, pie'n'mash'n'eels'n'liquor, Bobby Moore, Queen fahkin' Mam, it's a sad day, etc.
Agreed. But there'll be 52k of them. How have they managed that?
Cheap tickets and hype.
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Absolute garbage. Can't wait until they all fuck off.
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All this West Ham Upton Park send-off serenade. Without wanting to be bitter, but I can't believe we'd get the same coverage if we left VP for another ground. In fact, I don't recall even arse getting this level of fawning when leaving Highbury.
Was thinking the same the other night. It's not exactly an away trip that anyone has ever looked forward to, it's an absolute fucking dump of a place. It'll get even worse with the move to the sanitised new stadium though.
Still, dahn the fahkin' Boleyn, pie'n'mash'n'eels'n'liquor, Bobby Moore, Queen fahkin' Mam, it's a sad day, etc.
Agreed. But there'll be 52k of them. How have they managed that?
Never worked for us
Cheap tickets and hype.
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All this West Ham Upton Park send-off serenade. Without wanting to be bitter, but I can't believe we'd get the same coverage if we left VP for another ground. In fact, I don't recall even arse getting this level of fawning when leaving Highbury.
Was thinking the same the other night. It's not exactly an away trip that anyone has ever looked forward to, it's an absolute fucking dump of a place. It'll get even worse with the move to the sanitised new stadium though.
Still, dahn the fahkin' Boleyn, pie'n'mash'n'eels'n'liquor, Bobby Moore, Queen fahkin' Mam, it's a sad day, etc.
My fondest memory of there is the 4-1 in 95. Tommy Johnson coming on for an injured Townsend and causing mayhem. One of the best Villa performances I've seen in my lifetime.
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All this West Ham Upton Park send-off serenade. Without wanting to be bitter, but I can't believe we'd get the same coverage if we left VP for another ground. In fact, I don't recall even arse getting this level of fawning when leaving Highbury.
Was thinking the same the other night. It's not exactly an away trip that anyone has ever looked forward to, it's an absolute fucking dump of a place. It'll get even worse with the move to the sanitised new stadium though.
Still, dahn the fahkin' Boleyn, pie'n'mash'n'eels'n'liquor, Bobby Moore, Queen fahkin' Mam, it's a sad day, etc.
Yep. If they weren't in London they would get the same attention as a club like Albion.
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At least we're trying to concede now.
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Cisse, worth the price of entry on his own.
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Still 00 just got on limited WiFi?
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Westwood: Floaty McFloatface.
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Damon's brother posted this:
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Cisse subbed.
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A sub! Match highlight so far.
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Mitrovic will score the winner.
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Mitrovic is a quality player
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Villa Park will be getting drenched in a minute, belting it down here in Walmley!
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Ayew for Gestede in the 60th...a moment of prescience.
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And this :
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If I were Ayew I would tell Black to stick it. What a thankless task he's had today. Black's masterplan is stating to unravel. The defence is starting to look knackered and gaps are appearing.
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Big clubs getting relegated around Europe alert.....Stuttgart all but relegated from Bundesliga.
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Have we had any chances or pressure on their goal?
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This is going to end up 0-2 and that Townsend will have a hand in it.
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WE HAD A CHANCE
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Benitez makes positive changes. Black wonders what positive means
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We're absolutely guaranteed to make a very silly error soon.
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No chance and no threat. Gameplan as EB wants it. We don't want creative players
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Adama and Grealish on at 90 + 4 minutes I reckon. Positive double change for the last 30 seconds.
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We will nick this 1-0 late on 8)
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has Black been taking lessons from KMac?
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Sunderland equaliser. Borini
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Sunderland equalise
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Sunderland 2 all now...mind you them getting a late winner will probably spark Newcastle to get one.
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I'm convinced Black is on a mission to ensure there is zero fun to be had in the last dying embers of the season
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Newcastle 15/8 to win currently if anyone fancies that....
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Defoe.................3-2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hopefully the Holte End will inform our "friends" in the corner of the Witton of that....
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Sunderland 3-2. Defoe
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Sunderland winning
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Villa fans are loud and passionate, meanwhile the players are limp and lifeless.
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Sunderland are godawful but their players are all giving it all they can physically. I can't help but watch that and compare it with the who-gives-a-fuck attitude of our players as they amble around like they're on a shopping trip.
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Sundetland 3-2 up.
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Would love to see the Holte erupting as if we've just scored at that news.
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The villa fans not worth a lap of appreciation the club says.
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I'm just confirming that Sunderland are 3-2 up.
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I'm just confirming that Sunderland are 3-2 up.
Can you go and tell your 500k friends in Newcastle that news Chris? ;)
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Would love to see the Holte erupting as if we've just scored at that news.
A bit small time but I wouldn't blame our lot, the shit they've watched all season/decade.
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Villa with all the aggression of a wet leaf.
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Oh come on Villa. Let's help Sunderland out.
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Anyone know the Sunderland score?
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I'm convinced Black is on a mission to ensure there is zero fun to be had in the last dying embers of the season
He's conflicted. He can't decide if he's a Puritan or self flagellist. Unfortunately he's decided to listen to the puritanical side and remove all fun, whilst nodding in the direction of the flagellists by making us wanting to whip our own eyes out.
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What the fuck should we care about scumming a 0-0 at home to Newcastle? FFS Black
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Think we could be on course for one of the shortest match threads ever today.
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Yes! Game stopped. Great stuff, Villa fans! Fucking great.
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Like a return to the dark days there
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Winning goal coming in the 93rd minute for Newcastle. Townsend with a massive deflection off several inflatable objects.
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Corner to Newcastle. They're now 11/4 to win...
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Think we could be on course for one of the shortest match threads ever today.
The thread is about as exciting as the game.
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I'm going for 91 mins, Mitrovic.
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Still no subs. Utter shite to watch.
How the hell did Black get to be a coach, let alone a caretaker manager?
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Still no subs. Utter shite to watch.
How the hell did Black get to be a coach, let alone a caretaker manager?
Its because he's not a manager as to why he's not making subs. he's scared to lose it.
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Nice little chorus of he's fat as fuck there
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He is so gutless
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He makes McLeish look like Rinus Michels.
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Still no subs. Utter shite to watch.
How the hell did Black get to be a coach, let alone a caretaker manager?
Its because he's not a manager as to why he's not making subs. he's scared to lose it.
Because god help us if we lose another game with today being so important and all. Who would employ Black after seeing the ''job'' he's doing here?
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Hutton, the useless big oaf.
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Come on Villa you can win this. Oops lost my head there!
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Alan Van Basten
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He makes McLeish look like Rinus Michels.
Dosen't he just, no shots on target. And people thought Sherwood was a chancer stealing a living from the game.
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https://youtu.be/2r6HfeHzjSE
Just because I'm bored
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Jesus fucking christ. Eric Black mot even giving any future player a chance. Biggest idiot ever to "coach"
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Bloody Newcastle, got a club record at stake
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He must have spent the last 35 years in a coma.
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hows adama , grealish and Lyden doing
Im glad Black is giving them game
he is isnt it ?
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Black's holding out for a draw and the inevitable knighthood that goes with it.
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The Russians on
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6 minutes for Newcastle to score
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2 minutes? Really - fucking clown
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If you had to find a useless, feckless, moronic, cowardly, unmotivated temp manager to take over who sums up the Villa this season it would be Eric Cack. The perfect fit.
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Black going gung ho in injury time, in for the kill.
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6 minutes injury time?! There were only 2 subs?! The protest can't have taken that long to clear surely.
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Fuck off Black, that is taking the piss.
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oh lordy 6 mins added time...why god? why?
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Clarky has to be our captain next year
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Maybe he doesn't want to be known as the manager who oversaw a record-breaking run of defeats. Scaredy cat.
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We're determined to throw this away.
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FUCKING GET HOLD OF IT.
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We are trying desperately to defend a 0-0 without shots on target and not even trying when we have nothing to lose.
This must be the biggest stupid idiot in football.
He actually had made me angry compared to the other 3 this season
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not townsend no
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It's coming.
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Yeah me too. He's the biggest tool of the lot.
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Why do the BBC put Homes Under the Hammer on at this time...oh, it's Final Score
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Mickey Quinn nearly in tears on Talksport.
Muhawawawawawa!
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Did we just win 0-0?
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Terry sent off at Sunderland.
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Mickey Quinn nearly in tears on Talksport.
Muhawawawawawa!
That nearly makes me want to find the stream.
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well done to a resolute Aston Villa. Plus, I'm still on for my 20 points prediction...
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Oh well, see you next season barcodes!! Wankers.
Clean sheet!! Yahoo.
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I love my fellow Villa fans. We've totally owned our relegation, if the whole debacle has proven one thing it's that our support is fucking brilliant.
We will be back stronger.
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Anyone know the attendance?
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Well done Villa, not conceding n the final minutes for a change
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Oh well, see you next season barcodes!! Wankers.
Clean sheet!! Yahoo.
As ultimate proof of how shit they are, they're the only team not to beat us in the league.
Shove that in your stottie.
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Anyone know the attendance?
33,500
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Cheers AJ. Not bad, considering how crap we are. Now, get this takeover sorted.
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I'm very pleased. See you in hell, Toon.
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Sob on the Tyne Part II compliments once again of Aston Villa. Definitely the highlight of the league season.
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Shit game, but the positive is that it wiped the smile off the opposition's faces.
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No chance for them to take the piss, we've already done it twice as hard as anyone else is likely to. Did the glum in brum banner make an appearance? :D
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Glum in Brum, that banner was too soon from the Toon.