Heroes & Villains, the Aston Villa fanzine

Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: Hazz on April 15, 2016, 09:56:49 PM

Title: I wrote a thing about the club's online clearance sale.
Post by: Hazz on April 15, 2016, 09:56:49 PM: A few people have found it amusing. It contains bad language, which some people have complained about, so sorry about that.

https://harryvale.com/2016/04/14/everything-must-goo-bab/

Mods, delete/move this as applicable if it's considered spam or something.
Title: Re: I wrote a thing about the club's online clearance sale.
Post by: ldavfc4eva on April 15, 2016, 10:21:19 PM: Made me smile anyway, nice piece that.
Title: Re: I wrote a thing about the club's online clearance sale.
Post by: Bad English on April 15, 2016, 10:23:08 PM: Fair/fare
Title: Re: I wrote a thing about the club's online clearance sale.
Post by: shipscat on April 15, 2016, 10:25:24 PM: Enjoyed that Harry!

Although I have a cheapskate demeanour that leads itself into considering that the Dvd and the bread press appear to be bargains!This speaking from a man whom rang up the ticket office(it rang for about 80 seconds!) to purchase a ticket for Southampton for a good friends 9 year old's second game...a snip at £33.

Fully expect there to be a club sale of all the proper "assets" within the next 7-8 weeks.
Title: Re: I wrote a thing about the club's online clearance sale.
Post by: not3bad on April 15, 2016, 10:28:27 PM: I got the impression you found that therapeutic! Very good!
Title: Re: I wrote a thing about the club's online clearance sale.
Post by: Diablo on April 15, 2016, 10:33:21 PM: Nice! Now as per your instruction I'm off to Google the True Detective.
Title: Re: I wrote a thing about the club's online clearance sale.
Post by: rob_bridge on April 15, 2016, 10:47:55 PM: Very good
Title: Re: I wrote a thing about the club's online clearance sale.
Post by: Hazz on April 15, 2016, 11:09:59 PM: Quote from: Bad English on April 15, 2016, 10:23:08 PM
Fair/fare

Its a fare Cop.

Cheers, lads. Definitely look up the True Detective scene, it's a corker.
Title: Re: I wrote a thing about the club's online clearance sale.
Post by: BC54 VFC on April 15, 2016, 11:26:47 PM: Thanks for posting; I've just bought the 14/15 DVD for £1 - collect from VP before the Southampton game - bargain.
Title: Re: I wrote a thing about the club's online clearance sale.
Post by: Bad English on April 15, 2016, 11:27:43 PM: Quote from: BC54 VFC on April 15, 2016, 11:26:47 PM
Thanks for posting; I've just bought the 14/15 DVD for £1 - collect from VP before the Southampton game - bargain.

Are you planning to watch it?
Title: Re: I wrote a thing about the club's online clearance sale.
Post by: BC54 VFC on April 15, 2016, 11:34:07 PM: Quote from: Bad English on April 15, 2016, 11:27:43 PM
Quote from: BC54 VFC on April 15, 2016, 11:26:47 PM
Thanks for posting; I've just bought the 14/15 DVD for £1 - collect from VP before the Southampton game - bargain.

Are you planning to watch it?
Absolutely not, BE!! ;) It'll just go on the shelf with my (then) complete collection of every season's VHS/DVD since they first started doing them - 1988/89 season.
Title: Re: I wrote a thing about the club's online clearance sale.
Post by: AlexAlexCropley on April 16, 2016, 08:08:45 AM: Very funny, Loved the toast bit
Title: Re: I wrote a thing about the club's online clearance sale.
Post by: Virgil Caine on April 16, 2016, 08:51:15 AM: Very good Hazz - may I recommend, in a similar stylee, the Customer Reviews on Amazon Uk for the Pam St Clement canvas clock. This country does have some wonderfully funny people living in it.
Title: Re: I wrote a thing about the club's online clearance sale.
Post by: class-of-82 on April 16, 2016, 02:23:31 PM: They should put the players up online and let hazz do a write up on them
Title: Re: I wrote a thing about the club's online clearance sale.
Post by: DaveD on April 16, 2016, 03:06:29 PM: Quote from: Hazz on April 15, 2016, 11:09:59 PM
Quote from: Bad English on April 15, 2016, 10:23:08 PM
Fair/fare

Its a fare Cop.

Cheers, lads. Definitely look up the True Detective scene, it's a corker.

Which one ? Alexandra, Lili or Michelle ?
Title: Re: I wrote a thing about the club's online clearance sale.
Post by: edgysatsuma89 on April 16, 2016, 03:28:10 PM: Quote from: DaveD on April 16, 2016, 03:06:29 PM
Quote from: Hazz on April 15, 2016, 11:09:59 PM
Quote from: Bad English on April 15, 2016, 10:23:08 PM
Fair/fare

Its a fare Cop.

Cheers, lads. Definitely look up the True Detective scene, it's a corker.

Which one ? Alexandra, Lili or Michelle ?

Alexandra is one fine woman, I'd personally edge at that.

I enjoyed that a lot Hazz.
Title: Re: I wrote a thing about the club's online clearance sale.
Post by: 1_Pablo_Angel on April 16, 2016, 04:22:12 PM: Very good.
Title: Re: I wrote a thing about the club's online clearance sale.
Post by: Legion on April 16, 2016, 08:12:38 PM: Excellent.
Title: Re: I wrote a thing about the club's online clearance sale.
Post by: HolmesyVilla on April 16, 2016, 10:07:50 PM: I got that calendar for Christmas, depresses the fock out of me, got Bunn and guzan this month, shorter month this one fortunately.
Title: Re: I wrote a thing about the club's online clearance sale.
Post by: Risso on April 16, 2016, 10:10:25 PM: A witty post indeed. And thanks for the True Detective pointer. Good lord.