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Title: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on April 09, 2016, 02:04:31 PM
Lyden starts, and Richardson and Bacuna recalled to absolutely ensure we go down today.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on April 09, 2016, 02:05:12 PM
Richardson fucking hell.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: SheffieldVillain on April 09, 2016, 02:06:48 PM
On the positive side - no Richards, no Gabby, no Hutton, no N'Zogbia, no Gestede. Lyden given a chance.

On the negative side - Richardson? Bloody hell.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on April 09, 2016, 02:07:15 PM
No Okore on the bench. Something has to have gone on there. We really are utterly fucked today. How the manager can play Bacuna and Richardson on a day when there's nothing to lose and could have started Adama and Grealish is beyond me. And off course Westwood starts yet again. Fucking hell.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: CT on April 09, 2016, 02:07:17 PM
They must be amazing in training, oh well, at least it's guaranteed to happen today now!
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on April 09, 2016, 02:07:23 PM
I forgot Richardson was still at the club.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: UK Redsox on April 09, 2016, 02:07:57 PM
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Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: villadelph on April 09, 2016, 02:08:51 PM
That right side is suicidal. Good thing we're already dead.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: VillaAlways on April 09, 2016, 02:09:26 PM
Black is probably absolutely sick to death of managing these tossers and wants the new man to take over ASAP and who can blame him!
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on April 09, 2016, 02:09:48 PM
No Okore on the bench. Something has to have gone on there. We really are utterly fucked today. How the manager can play Bacuna and Richardson on a day when there's nothing to lose and could have started Adama and Grealish is beyond me. And off course Westwood starts yet again. Fucking hell.

It's a fucking awful team.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on April 09, 2016, 02:10:02 PM
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Ta Mr Sox. I couldn't be arsed sticking up the full line up so appreciate you making the effort.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on April 09, 2016, 02:10:39 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CfmjpwLWsAEqU-t?format=png&name=large)

I'd imagine Bacuna will drop back to right back with Johnny Lyden in midfield.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Jimbo on April 09, 2016, 02:11:28 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CfmjpwLWsAEqU-t?format=png&name=large)

A proper danse macabre.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: peter w on April 09, 2016, 02:14:29 PM
No Okore on the bench. Something has to have gone on there. We really are utterly fucked today. How the manager can play Bacuna and Richardson on a day when there's nothing to lose and could have started Adama and Grealish is beyond me. And off course Westwood starts yet again. Fucking hell.

It's a fucking awful team.

It's why we're bottom with 16 points.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: UK Redsox on April 09, 2016, 02:15:33 PM
Oh no, Gabby's been stretchered off already

(http://i67.tinypic.com/b85qg5.jpg)
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Axl Rose on April 09, 2016, 02:16:06 PM
No Okore on the bench. Something has to have gone on there. We really are utterly fucked today. How the manager can play Bacuna and Richardson on a day when there's nothing to lose and could have started Adama and Grealish is beyond me. And off course Westwood starts yet again. Fucking hell.

Absolutely this, mate, I'm appalled. But then I've been appalled all for years now, especially this season.

Westwood....Bacuna....I must stop complaining.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on April 09, 2016, 02:16:39 PM
Looking at that side again it really is close to the worst side Black could have picked. He must have asked KMac his opinion.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on April 09, 2016, 02:17:09 PM
That's genuinely one of the worst villa line ups I have ever seen.

We must surely just want to get it confirmed so the new manager can start. Surely?
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Monty on April 09, 2016, 02:17:17 PM
Gana and Ayew are literally the only two players there who are good enough.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on April 09, 2016, 02:18:37 PM
It's laughably/cryably bad. Not sure what to go with first. Laughing I reckon.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on April 09, 2016, 02:18:46 PM
I mean, nobody could genuinely want to win this game and choose that line up......

Could they?
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: clash city rocker on April 09, 2016, 02:19:17 PM
We are getting prepared then by putting out a championship team...sorry..a team that would struggle in the championship.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Richard on April 09, 2016, 02:20:29 PM
what a woeful line up has any got the subs as I'd wager they'd beat that lot even with 4 less
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on April 09, 2016, 02:21:48 PM
I mean, nobody could genuinely want to win this game and choose that line up......

Could they?

Maybe Black has been told that then new bloke will be appointed as soon as relegation is confirmed and he's making sure he can get out as quickly as possible.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: clash city rocker on April 09, 2016, 02:22:02 PM
Bournemouth pre  match talk......don't do anything stupid and we can fuck off back to the south coast with 3 points.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Proposition Joe on April 09, 2016, 02:22:43 PM
No Okore on the bench. Something has to have gone on there. We really are utterly fucked today. How the manager can play Bacuna and Richardson on a day when there's nothing to lose and could have started Adama and Grealish is beyond me. And off course Westwood starts yet again. Fucking hell.

It's a fucking awful team.

I don't get it - 442 with Richardson and Bacuna to provide the crosses to ..... no one in the box because Guestede's not in the side.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: ez on April 09, 2016, 02:23:33 PM
What a rubbish line up. I'm starting to wonder how Sherwood/Garde got even 3 wins out of them.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Richard on April 09, 2016, 02:24:20 PM
Makes me think they are not bothering to play a lot of the squad they want to hang on to e.g. okore Gil Grealish Sanchez veretout traore
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Villa Lew on April 09, 2016, 02:25:34 PM
Only good news Traore on the bench.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: oldtimernow on April 09, 2016, 02:26:08 PM
"This game has been relentless. The fans haven't had a breather, they're after the referee every opportunity. The atmosphere is red-hot and to be fair to the players  of both sets have really responded to it."


cor what's that like then?

West Ham 3 Arsenal 3
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: QuintonVilla on April 09, 2016, 02:29:04 PM
Genuinely one of the worst starting lineups I've seen us put out. Absolutely shocking.

That team would be bottom half in the Championship.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: avfcpg on April 09, 2016, 02:31:17 PM
Do they just pick them out of a hat these days...where's gil and vertoute? Can we just hurry up and get someone in who at least half knows what they are doing...
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: CT on April 09, 2016, 02:33:21 PM
"This game has been relentless. The fans haven't had a breather, they're after the referee every opportunity. The atmosphere is red-hot and to be fair to the players  of both sets have really responded to it."


cor what's that like then?

West Ham 3 Arsenal 3


Ah, for the good old days when you could watch an exciting game where either side could actually win.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Yossarian on April 09, 2016, 02:35:11 PM
"This game has been relentless. The fans haven't had a breather, they're after the referee every opportunity. The atmosphere is red-hot and to be fair to the players  of both sets have really responded to it."


cor what's that like then?

West Ham 3 Arsenal 3


Ah, for the good old days when you could watch an exciting game where either side could actually win.

What do you mean? That game in the League Cup against Notts County earlier in the season was proper end to end stuff.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on April 09, 2016, 02:35:20 PM
That side has "We want to get fucking battered again" written all over it.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Proposition Joe on April 09, 2016, 02:35:31 PM
Do they just pick them out of a hat these days...where's gil and vertoute? Can we just hurry up and get someone in who at least half knows what they are doing...

I was thinking the same.  No consistency in personnel or positions they play.  Team selection is like a cup draw.

Ciaran Clark
....
will play
....
Right Centre Back
(cue oohs and aaahs)
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on April 09, 2016, 02:36:42 PM
I refuse to believe that if Black picked a side today out a hat it would have been as bad as that.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: dave shelley on April 09, 2016, 02:39:16 PM
Mr Black, do us all a favour and fuck off asap.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Yossarian on April 09, 2016, 02:41:04 PM
There must be something we don't know. Why would you pick that team otherwise.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: KevinGage on April 09, 2016, 02:42:28 PM
With Bacuna and Richardson providing the attacking guile from the flanks, we will be unstoppable.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: CT on April 09, 2016, 02:42:40 PM
"This game has been relentless. The fans haven't had a breather, they're after the referee every opportunity. The atmosphere is red-hot and to be fair to the players  of both sets have really responded to it."


cor what's that like then?

West Ham 3 Arsenal 3


Ah, for the good old days when you could watch an exciting game where either side could actually win.

What do you mean? That game in the League Cup against Notts County earlier in the season was proper end to end stuff.

Fair point, I enjoyed that one!
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Axl Rose on April 09, 2016, 02:42:45 PM
Mr Black, do us all a favour and fuck off asap.

Yes. Well said. I completely agree
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: oldtimernow on April 09, 2016, 02:42:51 PM
"This game has been relentless. The fans haven't had a breather, they're after the referee every opportunity. The atmosphere is red-hot and to be fair to the players  of both sets have really responded to it."


cor what's that like then?

West Ham 3 Arsenal 3


Ah, for the good old days when you could watch an exciting game where either side could actually win.

What do you mean? That game in the League Cup against Notts County earlier in the season was proper end to end stuff.


Oh yes, of course when that PL team was matched up against that team from the fourth tier?
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: clash city rocker on April 09, 2016, 02:44:21 PM
I honestly believe the chuckle brothers could pick a better team.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: oldtimernow on April 09, 2016, 02:45:02 PM
There must be something we don't know. Why would you pick that team otherwise.

The club obviously questioned the veracity of EB's sick note
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on April 09, 2016, 02:45:04 PM
It's a David Moyes type of selection, bore the fans to death for 70 minutes then bring on the quality players to try and win the game in the last 20 minutes.

I'm guessing Black has chosen that team based on who still gives a shit. I still think we'll win.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: old man villa fan on April 09, 2016, 02:48:20 PM
Surely, if you play Ayew and Sinclair, the last thing you need are wide midfield players.  Would have thought going narrow in midfield with 4-1-3-2 as both forwards will look to pull out wide.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 09, 2016, 02:49:48 PM
A few players getting booed when their names read out. Guzan, Bacuna, Lescott getting it the loudest.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: PhilVill on April 09, 2016, 02:50:18 PM
I'm on the piss already, in the '82 shirt in middle of Carlisle. Fuck it, why not have a good day out, still hoping this demise is the start of something better, enjoy all :)
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Yossarian on April 09, 2016, 02:51:45 PM
"This game has been relentless. The fans haven't had a breather, they're after the referee every opportunity. The atmosphere is red-hot and to be fair to the players  of both sets have really responded to it."


cor what's that like then?

West Ham 3 Arsenal 3


Ah, for the good old days when you could watch an exciting game where either side could actually win.

What do you mean? That game in the League Cup against Notts County earlier in the season was proper end to end stuff.


Oh yes, of course when that PL team was matched up against that team from the fourth tier?

It won't be too long before we will be playing twice a season, home and away.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 09, 2016, 02:56:54 PM
Notts County are third division? Most entertaining game of the season anyway.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: ozzjim on April 09, 2016, 02:58:08 PM
Where's Veretout? And Richardson????
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: jimmygreen on April 09, 2016, 02:59:34 PM
Oh well. UTV.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on April 09, 2016, 03:00:36 PM
What is it about these absolute cocksockets of caretaker managers that drives them to pick suck sabotage inducing abjectly shit sides.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Jimbo on April 09, 2016, 03:01:16 PM
Who'll commit the clanger, and when?

Richardson, 23.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Gregorys Boy on April 09, 2016, 03:01:32 PM
I would have played Gerstade, think he's a decent vocal point who could have out muscled Bournemouth, and then used the pace or skill of someone like Ayrew running off him. 

It is another limp lineup.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on April 09, 2016, 03:02:31 PM
It will be Lescott 9
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: ozzjim on April 09, 2016, 03:02:51 PM
Gestede had a decent fane last week too
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Jimbo on April 09, 2016, 03:05:45 PM
Bournemouth in control.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on April 09, 2016, 03:08:04 PM
Fcuk MacDougall 0-1
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 09, 2016, 03:09:35 PM
Well as predicted the protest was a total failure.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Percy McCarthy on April 09, 2016, 03:10:39 PM
Fcuk MacDougall 0-1

Don't panic me like that. Not in such a must-win game.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: ozzjim on April 09, 2016, 03:10:54 PM
Where is Lyden playing?
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on April 09, 2016, 03:11:17 PM
Silver lining is the comedy lot from Newcastle are already losing and I expect them to get battered at Southampton
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: QuintonVilla on April 09, 2016, 03:12:18 PM
Gestede has been spotted at Aintree, that's why he's not playing.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: peter w on April 09, 2016, 03:13:15 PM
Well as predicted the protest was a total failure.

Not really. it was reported on on the beeb site. Therefore its exposure is surely sign that it has been successful to some extent. Anyway, "a total failure"?
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Gregorys Boy on April 09, 2016, 03:13:31 PM
Silver lining is the comedy lot from Newcastle are already losing and I expect them to get battered at Southampton

That's the contrast at least the Saints have a bit more of a bite up front than Bournemouth.  But if it keeps up like this it will only be a matter of time before we fall behind.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: ez on April 09, 2016, 03:14:11 PM
Surely it's only a matter of time before Guzan throws the ball into his own net.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Risso on April 09, 2016, 03:14:15 PM
This team selection is something else.  I think we actually have plumbed new depths, which I didn't think was possible.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: four fornicholl on April 09, 2016, 03:14:28 PM
Gestede has been spotted at Aintree, that's why he's not playing.
never mind peeing in a glass, hes just had a shit on the grass!
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 09, 2016, 03:14:38 PM
Be lucky if 100 took part. That's a total failure compared to the banners.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: ez on April 09, 2016, 03:15:07 PM
Newcastle losing 1-0
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Jimbo on April 09, 2016, 03:16:01 PM
WESTWOODCANTKICKAFUCKINGFOOTBALL.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on April 09, 2016, 03:16:21 PM
This team selection is something else.  I think we actually have plumbed new depths, which I didn't think was possible.

It's an awful team, he should have just chucked Adama and Grealish on.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Risso on April 09, 2016, 03:16:52 PM
Bacuna, Westwood, Gana, Richardson.

Jesus Christ, we'll look back on that line up in 10 years and shudder.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 09, 2016, 03:17:22 PM
Still trying to work out where Lyden is playing.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: SamTheMouse on April 09, 2016, 03:17:28 PM
Gestede has been spotted at Aintree, that's why he's not playing.

Who's riding him today?
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: ozzjim on April 09, 2016, 03:19:28 PM
Bacuna, Westwood, Gana, Richardson.

Jesus Christ, we'll look back on that line up in 10 years and shudder.

I hope so!!
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: ozzjim on April 09, 2016, 03:19:46 PM
Where is Veretout??
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Monty on April 09, 2016, 03:19:50 PM
The summariser is an honest-to-god moron.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on April 09, 2016, 03:20:03 PM
Bournemouth with 70% possession. We truly are abysmal.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on April 09, 2016, 03:20:32 PM
Where is Veretout??

Deemed to good to start in this line up. Ayew is playing so it doesn't make look totally obvious that we are throwing the game.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: SamTheMouse on April 09, 2016, 03:21:54 PM
The summariser is an honest-to-god moron.

Nice of them to give a chance to a bloke with a stammer.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: eamonn on April 09, 2016, 03:22:25 PM
Who are these fantastic players we're leaving out? People moaning for the sake of it.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Jimbo on April 09, 2016, 03:22:51 PM
This is shaping up to be the dreariest game of football I've ever seen.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Risso on April 09, 2016, 03:23:42 PM
I suppose if you're going to go down, you might as well pick the worst players available to you, and go down in style.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: peter w on April 09, 2016, 03:23:43 PM
Be lucky if 100 took part. That's a total failure compared to the banners.

yet it received exposure. therefore not a total failure. In any description or definition.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: SamTheMouse on April 09, 2016, 03:23:54 PM
A succession of our managers have played "Shit Player Bingo", and now we have a full house.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on April 09, 2016, 03:27:46 PM
Fcuk MacDougall 0-1

Don't panic me like that. Not in such a must-win game.

Lol sorry Perce.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: QuintonVilla on April 09, 2016, 03:27:53 PM
Ashley Westwood kicks a ball like when you were 7 and you couldn't feel your feet on a freezing cold January morning.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: ez on April 09, 2016, 03:29:11 PM
We get a free kick for that bad tackle. Just a few seconds later we've already lost the ball.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on April 09, 2016, 03:31:14 PM
Bacuna, Westwood, Gana, Richardson.

Jesus Christ, we'll look back on that line up in 10 years and shudder.

Williams, Gallagher, Kerr, D Hunt.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Jimbo on April 09, 2016, 03:31:58 PM
Just put us out of our misery already.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on April 09, 2016, 03:32:08 PM
It'd be just like this lot to get us relegated today and then go on a five match unbeaten run.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: jwarry on April 09, 2016, 03:32:14 PM
This is crap but at least we are not losing!
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Legion on April 09, 2016, 03:32:37 PM
Yawnfest.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: SamTheMouse on April 09, 2016, 03:34:23 PM
The name "Richardson" pretty much sums up why we are in this predicament.

Signing a player like him is basically an admission of defeat in itself.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Axl Rose on April 09, 2016, 03:34:39 PM
Westwood-how on Earth does he keep getting in teams? Every manager picks him. Woeful player. Shite delivery of corners/freekicks......yawnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: ez on April 09, 2016, 03:34:57 PM
One team that doesn't need to do anything against another team that can't do anything.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: VillaAlways on April 09, 2016, 03:38:13 PM
Southampton 2 up now
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: django on April 09, 2016, 03:40:00 PM
It's pretty pathetic but I'm quite amused by Newcastle spending money in January, getting a manager with a good pedigree and still looking like getting relegated with us who gave up.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 09, 2016, 03:41:15 PM
Haha that was so shit I laughed at us.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on April 09, 2016, 03:41:38 PM
So it's got to be near on inevitable that we will concede somewhere between the 42nd minute and the HT whistle right?
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: peter w on April 09, 2016, 03:43:31 PM
I'm not even following it that closely. At least we're not losing I suppose.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: jwarry on April 09, 2016, 03:43:50 PM
Our players are just shit scared. They are professional footballers but seem incapable of trapping or kicking a ball.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Gregorys Boy on April 09, 2016, 03:44:54 PM
Bournemouth must feel sorry for us ;)
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 09, 2016, 03:45:21 PM
Nice run from Clark, Messi like!
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on April 09, 2016, 03:45:22 PM
Westwood-how on Earth does he keep getting in teams? Every manager picks him. Woeful player. Shite delivery of corners/freekicks......yawnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

He can't be faulted in training.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: brontebilly on April 09, 2016, 03:46:44 PM
Bacuna and Richardson on the wings, Clark left sided centre half

Grealish and Traore on bench

Good job we don't have anything to play for, even pride
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 09, 2016, 03:46:51 PM
Well there's a shock.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: berneboy on April 09, 2016, 03:47:21 PM
So it's got to be near on inevitable that we will concede somewhere between the 42nd minute and the HT whistle right?

All your fault ...
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: VillaAlways on April 09, 2016, 03:47:22 PM
Pathetic!! Utterly pathetic
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on April 09, 2016, 03:47:33 PM
That's it then.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: ez on April 09, 2016, 03:47:37 PM
There it is
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: django on April 09, 2016, 03:47:38 PM
So it's got to be near on inevitable that we will concede somewhere between the 42nd minute and the HT whistle right?

Boom!
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: rob_bridge on April 09, 2016, 03:47:43 PM
And on the stroke of half time - it's like watching Bagpus
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Jimbo on April 09, 2016, 03:47:47 PM
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. You could set your clock by it.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: four fornicholl on April 09, 2016, 03:47:57 PM
Nice run from Clark, Messi like!
You mean messy surely
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Monty on April 09, 2016, 03:48:11 PM
I'm almost relieved.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: jwarry on April 09, 2016, 03:48:15 PM
Pathetic
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: itbrvilla on April 09, 2016, 03:48:31 PM
And people think we will piss it in the championship next year?  Youve got to be fucking kidding me, especially of the Geordies and Mackems follow us.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on April 09, 2016, 03:49:00 PM
So it's got to be near on inevitable that we will concede somewhere between the 42nd minute and the HT whistle right?

Boom!

Honest to fucking God. Proper ITK me. Why can't I be right about lottery numbers instead. Unfuckingbelievable.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Legion on April 09, 2016, 03:49:11 PM
Ha!
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Jimbo on April 09, 2016, 03:49:22 PM
A very nutty shitcrock; a sphincter ripper.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: passport1 on April 09, 2016, 03:49:55 PM
Ho hum
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 09, 2016, 03:50:49 PM
Get Adama on. Pace is the only thing causing them problems. I'm cold and I wanna go home.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Percy McCarthy on April 09, 2016, 03:51:40 PM
Fcuk MacDougall 0-1

Don't panic me like that. Not in such a must-win game.

Lol sorry Perce.

It's okay. It made me pause Muddy Waters on the radio to check the score. He's back on now.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on April 09, 2016, 03:51:42 PM
At least this might give us the chance to go and get promotion specialist Steve Bruce. With Hull cruising the Championship of course.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Gregorys Boy on April 09, 2016, 03:52:16 PM
And people think we will piss it in the championship next year?  Youve got to be fucking kidding me, especially of the Geordies and Mackems follow us.

That's funny because I don't remember anyone ever saying that.  Think most people are expecting us to struggle.  Until we get the right manager and players in place its hard to see anything else happening. 

Sounded like a very sloppy goal to concede.  Now we need a positive change at half-time.  With Bournemouth's slow passing, fluid movement I don't see them having too many problems now they have their noses in front.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: VillaAlways on April 09, 2016, 03:52:31 PM
Us, Bolton and Crewe will all go today as it stands.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: rob_bridge on April 09, 2016, 03:53:10 PM
Fuck Fuck Fuck

So fooooking predictable
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: jembob on April 09, 2016, 03:53:38 PM
My first visit to VP this season. My god it's so bad.

Bournemouth are shit too but look a lot better than us.

It's all quite shocking but really, really sad.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: beness on April 09, 2016, 03:55:39 PM
And I thought we were going to do the Double on them............. Yeah right.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: mattjpa on April 09, 2016, 03:56:53 PM
So that's it then. Unless there is another goal in this or the Norwich game the slow death is over....
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on April 09, 2016, 03:57:36 PM
What can you say about that? Erm.. the effort seems there but what a bunch of poor players we have. The whole place is poisonous.

Nice goal from them, it must be said.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Steve R on April 09, 2016, 03:58:39 PM
I really hope that this is as shite as it gets. How on earth that team is expected to score is beyond me. It is all well and good chucking dyed in the wool incompetents out of the team, but to bring in absolute chuff like Richardson and Bacuna beggars belief.

Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: VillaAlways on April 09, 2016, 03:59:32 PM
And you just know that there will be no changes made at half time. The same useless 11 will trudge out and we will concede within 10 minutes






Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: django on April 09, 2016, 03:59:44 PM
And people think we will piss it in the championship next year?  Youve got to be fucking kidding me, especially of the Geordies and Mackems follow us.

That's funny because I don't remember anyone ever saying that.  Think most people are expecting us to struggle.  Until we get the right manager and players in place its hard to see anything else happening. 

Sounded like a very sloppy goal to concede.  Now we need a positive change at half-time.  With Bournemouth's slow passing, fluid movement I don't see them having too many problems now they have their noses in front.

Maybe someone said we'll be piss in the championship next year?

We are absolute bollocks, any combination of players we play is incapable of winning premier league matches. But we have some players, Ayew, Traore, Grealish, Veretout, Gil, who are capable of doing the occasional thing which might entertain the crowd who have had precious little entertainment for the last few seasons. Why Black has picked a team featuring only one of them I have absolutely no idea.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Matt C on April 09, 2016, 03:59:46 PM
More comedy defending but I'm bored of talking about it. Well-worked goal from them.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: mr underhill on April 09, 2016, 03:59:54 PM
do we actually have a decent player on our books?
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: rob_bridge on April 09, 2016, 04:01:11 PM
I really hope that this is as shite as it gets. How on earth that team is expected to score is beyond me. It is all well and good chucking dyed in the wool incompetents out of the team, but to bring in absolute chuff like Richardson and Bacuna beggars belief.

I thought it wouldn't get worse after the ill advised appointment of Houllier. Christ they were glory days losing 1-0 to Steve Bruce's Sunderland and Mick McCarthy's Wolves compared to this season
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: oldtimernow on April 09, 2016, 04:01:37 PM
managers at VP should be made to post the team 24 hours before the game so that long suffering fans can take a look and decide to do something more productive such as..
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: olaftab on April 09, 2016, 04:02:52 PM
do we actually have a decent player on our books?
Not on this pitch in front of me ... Well at least not wearing our shirt but hey Rudy is on!
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on April 09, 2016, 04:03:57 PM
And who the fuck is going to supply Gestede? Fucking useless.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: CT on April 09, 2016, 04:04:45 PM
Has he taken Lyden off??
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: oldtimernow on April 09, 2016, 04:05:15 PM
Lyden off .......Gestede on.........splutters
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: VillaAlways on April 09, 2016, 04:05:51 PM
do we actually have a decent player on our books?
Not on this pitch in front of me ... Well at least not wearing our shirt but hey Rudy is on!
At the expense of Lyden that will boost his confidence!
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on April 09, 2016, 04:06:32 PM
Good grief Cissokho is just so awful
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: oldtimernow on April 09, 2016, 04:07:51 PM
ooh its a corner!
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Axl Rose on April 09, 2016, 04:08:00 PM
Have we had a shot on target?
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: olaftab on April 09, 2016, 04:09:16 PM
I thought Lyden was our best player....
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on April 09, 2016, 04:09:31 PM
Have we had a shot on target?

What's one of them?
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: mike on April 09, 2016, 04:09:41 PM
I know most of us just want this to be over now and no one wants to be relegated by Man United, but to be relegated losing at home to Bournemouth is utterly ignominious.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Jimbo on April 09, 2016, 04:11:07 PM
I know most of us just want this to be over now and no one wants to be relegated by Man United, but to be relegated losing at home to Bournemouth is utterly ignominious.

It is, but it's a true reflection of what we are.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: oldham_villa on April 09, 2016, 04:12:09 PM
How the hell can these clowns be anything above the bottom in the salary league. They should be earning peanuts.

Richardson, Bacuna, Westwood, Cissoko, Guzan are beyond pitiful. How on earth can they be selected, i'm speechless
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Jimbo on April 09, 2016, 04:13:04 PM
Some great support from Villa fans now.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on April 09, 2016, 04:13:10 PM
The fans, those that are still there are a credit to the club and in good voice.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: VillaAlways on April 09, 2016, 04:13:13 PM
Saints 3 up
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: olaftab on April 09, 2016, 04:13:15 PM
Have we had a shot on target?
Depends on what you call a shot... A cross from Cisshoko was on target and would have gone in if ......if they had no goal keeper!
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: django on April 09, 2016, 04:13:39 PM
Great support from the fans. Fair play to them. Certainly not prompted by the players.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: mike on April 09, 2016, 04:14:26 PM
I know most of us just want this to be over now and no one wants to be relegated by Man United, but to be relegated losing at home to Bournemouth is utterly ignominious.

It is, but it's a true reflection of what we are.

It is.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: ez on April 09, 2016, 04:14:36 PM
Brilliant fans.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: oldtimernow on April 09, 2016, 04:15:17 PM
those lads that are singing loud are the credits to the shirt not those on the pitch
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Jimbo on April 09, 2016, 04:15:21 PM
Hear that, so called Villa players? That's passion, you fuckers.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: oldtimernow on April 09, 2016, 04:16:05 PM
holte enders in the sky are feeling the pain too
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: oldham_villa on April 09, 2016, 04:17:28 PM
Right, anyone agree that Richardson missed that on purpose?
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Legion on April 09, 2016, 04:17:33 PM
What a miss.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Jimbo on April 09, 2016, 04:17:34 PM
Richardson. Cow's arse. Banjo.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: django on April 09, 2016, 04:17:36 PM
Fucks sake Richardson, you had one job.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: oldtimernow on April 09, 2016, 04:17:42 PM
lets have a round of Ron Saunders Claret n Blue army
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: jwarry on April 09, 2016, 04:17:50 PM
How the fuck did he miss that!
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: N'Zimidy on April 09, 2016, 04:18:01 PM
You have to miss on purpose to miss that.

Fucking hell
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: oldham_villa on April 09, 2016, 04:18:51 PM
You have to miss on purpose to miss that.

Fucking hell

My thoughts exactly
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: VillaAlways on April 09, 2016, 04:18:58 PM
They're doing it on purpose I'm convinced of it
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: phantom limb on April 09, 2016, 04:19:07 PM
He might just be really shit
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Axl Rose on April 09, 2016, 04:19:56 PM
He might just be really shit

There is no 'might' about it.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on April 09, 2016, 04:20:19 PM
Throw Grealish and Adama on, FFS
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: exigo on April 09, 2016, 04:20:45 PM
Time to play the kids in the home games. Keep this side for the inevitable batterings at Man U and Arsenal.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Jimbo on April 09, 2016, 04:20:58 PM
Throw Grealish and Adama on, FFS

I was just about to type those very words.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: gpbarr on April 09, 2016, 04:21:03 PM
They are all just utter shit. Bournemouth are embarrassing us and no, we don't have a better squad than them!!
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on April 09, 2016, 04:22:36 PM
I have to commend our lot at working hard to be this bad.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Jimbo on April 09, 2016, 04:23:45 PM
If, in 2006, I told you that in ten years we'd be singing "We want Lerner out" to a Billy Ray Cyrus tune as we got relegated at home against Bournemouth, in April, you'd have carted me off to Highcroft Hospital.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: oldham_villa on April 09, 2016, 04:24:03 PM
.....and Westwood continues to point, rather than take ownership of something
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: jwarry on April 09, 2016, 04:24:21 PM
Come on Eric time to pull off Sinclair and Richardson and get a bit of skill on the pitch
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Risso on April 09, 2016, 04:24:32 PM
For fuck sake give Traore and Grealish a run
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: ozzjim on April 09, 2016, 04:25:40 PM
Why didn't they start??!!??!
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Edvard Remberg on April 09, 2016, 04:25:41 PM
HOW FUCKING HARD CAN IT BE GIVING JACK AND ADAMA A GO?

No, I did not leave caps on
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: dean saunders left boot on April 09, 2016, 04:25:55 PM
any idea what the white writing stitched on the the shirt says?
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on April 09, 2016, 04:26:48 PM
any idea what the white writing stitched on the the shirt says?

"oh, well"
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: django on April 09, 2016, 04:27:13 PM
any idea what the white writing stitched on the the shirt says?

Thunder*nts?
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Jimbo on April 09, 2016, 04:27:16 PM
any idea what the white writing stitched on the the shirt says?

"Shittest of the shit."
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: ez on April 09, 2016, 04:27:33 PM
Bollocks. Norwich losing.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on April 09, 2016, 04:27:37 PM
Looks like Adama coming on. I think
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Edvard Remberg on April 09, 2016, 04:27:40 PM
any idea what the white writing stitched on the the shirt says?

Thunder*nts?
Where is the LIKE button!!!!
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: peter w on April 09, 2016, 04:27:42 PM
palace score! we're staying up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: itbrvilla on April 09, 2016, 04:28:01 PM
any idea what the white writing stitched on the the shirt says?

"oh, well"
"Chancer"
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on April 09, 2016, 04:28:21 PM
Palace 1 Norwich 0.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: VillaAlways on April 09, 2016, 04:28:41 PM
palace score! we're staying up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There's a problem We've got to score too
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Jimbo on April 09, 2016, 04:28:44 PM
Shit. Come on Norwich, kill us off.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: dean saunders left boot on April 09, 2016, 04:29:10 PM
any idea what the white writing stitched on the the shirt says?

Thunder*nts?
Where is the LIKE button!!!!
any idea what the white writing stitched on the the shirt says?

"oh, well"

Brilliant!
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Gregorys Boy on April 09, 2016, 04:29:56 PM
Stay of excucition.  Damn you Palace! Why couldn't you just let us slip away and prepare our title push for next season? :o
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Risso on April 09, 2016, 04:30:10 PM
FFS Norwich
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: VillaAlways on April 09, 2016, 04:30:51 PM
Stay of excucition.  Damn you Palace! Why couldn't you just let us slip away and prepare our title push for next season? :o
Don't we have to draw though?
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on April 09, 2016, 04:31:04 PM
The sad thing about this is that we are all gutted at going down, but those spineless ****** running the club gave up in January.

Truly shameful.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: ez on April 09, 2016, 04:31:50 PM
2-0
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Jimbo on April 09, 2016, 04:32:11 PM
Ha. Great comedy this.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on April 09, 2016, 04:32:14 PM
Just fucking wank.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Gregorys Boy on April 09, 2016, 04:32:22 PM
Stay of excucition.  Damn you Palace! Why couldn't you just let us slip away and prepare our title push for next season? :o
Don't we have to draw though?

No, I think we just have to match Norwich's result.  But am quite certain it will happen next week if not today.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Edvard Remberg on April 09, 2016, 04:32:29 PM
haha - they really are shit :)

Oh - that was our team? FUCK OFF
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: dean saunders left boot on April 09, 2016, 04:32:41 PM
utter shit, of the highest shit kind
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: four fornicholl on April 09, 2016, 04:32:52 PM
Stay of excucition.  Damn you Palace! Why couldn't you just let us slip away and prepare our title push for next season? :o
Don't we have to draw though?
The eleven on the pitch are incapable so it doesn't matter what happens
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: rob_bridge on April 09, 2016, 04:33:00 PM
Dead and buried
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on April 09, 2016, 04:33:05 PM
How the fuck is Cissokho a professional footballer. A fitting 74th minute goal.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: jimmygreen on April 09, 2016, 04:33:15 PM
Meh.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: jwarry on April 09, 2016, 04:33:22 PM
Just shocking
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Proposition Joe on April 09, 2016, 04:33:35 PM
Clark.

F**k me sideways with a spoon.

One could argue that if no one made mistakes there's be no goals, but if you took out all our self-inflicted wounds this season we'd be mid-table probably.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: VillaAlways on April 09, 2016, 04:33:40 PM
Stay of excucition.  Damn you Palace! Why couldn't you just let us slip away and prepare our title push for next season? :o
Don't we have to draw though?

No, I think we just have to match Norwich's result.  But am quite certain it will happen next week if not today.
Thanks for that. I thought we had to better it.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on April 09, 2016, 04:33:51 PM
That was hilariously bad
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: NeilH on April 09, 2016, 04:35:21 PM
I honestly believe that it takes a certain kind of genius to be this hilariously bad.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Ian. on April 09, 2016, 04:35:23 PM
Ansolutely fucking useless. It's not as if there is any pressure on the players or manager anymore. Just hopeless of the highest kind
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Legion on April 09, 2016, 04:35:30 PM
We are so bad we're brilliant.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Risso on April 09, 2016, 04:35:59 PM
8 losses in a row now, what's the record?
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: ez on April 09, 2016, 04:36:37 PM
Looks like Brian Little is the only one of the new board who hasn't pissed off early.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Proposition Joe on April 09, 2016, 04:36:41 PM
8 losses in a row now, what's the record?

11.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: four fornicholl on April 09, 2016, 04:37:01 PM
74 minute goal, that's apt
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: CT on April 09, 2016, 04:37:33 PM
8 losses in a row now, what's the record?

11.

Oh, we're gonna beat that, no doubt!
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: peter w on April 09, 2016, 04:38:03 PM
Will we even get a point before the end of the season? This is just getting comically worse and worse for those saying play the kids, why? Why subject them to this shit?
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: saunders_heroes on April 09, 2016, 04:38:10 PM
What's this, 9 defeats on the trot? Just another 2 to equal the club record and another notch on Randy's fuckupthevillaometer.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Gregorys Boy on April 09, 2016, 04:38:16 PM
8 losses in a row now, what's the record?

11.

And how annoying would it be if we fucked that up too, and didn't get the record at least...
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: ez on April 09, 2016, 04:38:56 PM
How the hell did Garde get 2 wins out of this lot.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Jimbo on April 09, 2016, 04:40:09 PM
"Wanker, wanker..."
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: phantom limb on April 09, 2016, 04:40:22 PM
Hahahahaha that throw in by Bacuna
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: eric woolban woolban on April 09, 2016, 04:40:32 PM
The whole firsr team needs selling.
Good luck to any manager coming in have to shift this shit personnel
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Gregorys Boy on April 09, 2016, 04:40:38 PM
Will we even get a point before the end of the season? This is just getting comically worse and worse for those saying play the kids, why? Why subject them to this shit?

I doubt it.  At a push I'd say maybe the odd one or two points.  But at the moment even that seems too much of a pipe dream.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Edvard Remberg on April 09, 2016, 04:40:40 PM
haha - does it get better than that? Bacuna should be fined for the rest of his life
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: jwarry on April 09, 2016, 04:42:21 PM
What is the point of bringing him on with 5 mins to go ?!? Ffs
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: ez on April 09, 2016, 04:42:46 PM
we've scored!
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Jimbo on April 09, 2016, 04:42:52 PM
Huzzah!
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on April 09, 2016, 04:42:58 PM
Ayew the only bloke who gives a shit
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: jwarry on April 09, 2016, 04:43:04 PM
Fuck me we scored s goal!
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: CT on April 09, 2016, 04:43:13 PM
Let's pretend we've scored a goal.....no need for that!!!!
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: django on April 09, 2016, 04:43:31 PM
Good lad Ayew.
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Post by: Proposition Joe on April 09, 2016, 04:43:35 PM
Ayew!!!  The one decent player we have.  The only one who looks like at some point in the past he has actually played football before.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: dean saunders left boot on April 09, 2016, 04:43:40 PM
Ayew, hopefully we can keep hold of him for next season
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: oldtimernow on April 09, 2016, 04:44:08 PM
fight back begins......

nah!
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: gpbarr on April 09, 2016, 04:44:13 PM
Ayew, hopefully we can keep hold of him for next season

No chance
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Post by: Gregorys Boy on April 09, 2016, 04:44:37 PM
Yeah if someone was going to score it was always going to be Ayew.  Let's enjoy this, because it does feel like a victory lets face it! ;)
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Monty on April 09, 2016, 04:44:46 PM
That's pretty embarrassing for Bournemouth.

My God, apparently Black was going to bring Ayew off before deciding to bring off Richardson instead. Who sees the sport like that?
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Post by: Ian. on April 09, 2016, 04:45:10 PM
Was it 12 in and 16 out last summer?

This summer needs to he even more ruthless but with the right players being moved on and coming in.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: dean saunders left boot on April 09, 2016, 04:46:14 PM
Ayew, hopefully we can keep hold of him for next season

No chance

Yeah, I expect him to be one of the first out, he has actual talent
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: oldtimernow on April 09, 2016, 04:47:20 PM
Ayew, hopefully we can keep hold of him for next season

give him a 6 year contract
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Jimbo on April 09, 2016, 04:48:39 PM
Now we fight.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on April 09, 2016, 04:48:49 PM
That's pretty embarrassing for Bournemouth.

My God, apparently Black was going to bring Ayew off before deciding to bring off Richardson instead. Who sees the sport like that?

It's really shocking isn't it? Your down at home and your best forward maybe your only way back into the game. But let's bring him off and leave the utterly bollocks Richardson off.
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Post by: ez on April 09, 2016, 04:51:56 PM
All over.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on April 09, 2016, 04:52:05 PM
Norwich you fucking bag of balls having to make us wait another week.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Edvard Remberg on April 09, 2016, 04:53:00 PM
FFS Norwich - get this fixed.
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Post by: Jimbo on April 09, 2016, 04:53:18 PM
We couldn't even get relegated properly.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Gregorys Boy on April 09, 2016, 04:54:46 PM
And they didn't even clap the fans from what I heard.  How classless. :'(
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: django on April 09, 2016, 04:58:09 PM
And they didn't even clap the fans from what I heard.  How classless. :'(

I don't blame Bacuna, but to be honest I can't get wound up by any of this shit any more this season. We are broken, a disaster, everything at the club is poisonous. Getting caught up by individual performances or players not clapping is just torturing ourselves for no reason. Hopefully things will be less shit next season. That's all we've got.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Risso on April 09, 2016, 05:01:58 PM
If I was Pearson, I'd be turning us down.
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on April 09, 2016, 05:04:06 PM
If I was Pearson, I'd be turning us down.

Or salivating. One of the two
Title: Re: Doomed Aston Villa vs Bournemouth misery thread
Post by: oldtimernow on April 09, 2016, 05:29:34 PM
at least claret and blue came out on top of the National
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