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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: Lobsterboy on April 01, 2016, 12:49:33 PM

Title: Reginald Ray
Post by: Lobsterboy on April 01, 2016, 12:49:33 PM
Aston Villa can confirm that Reginald Ray has left the Club.

We would like to place on record our thanks to Reginald and wish him all the best for the future

Title: Re: Reginald Ray
Post by: Malandro on April 01, 2016, 12:59:30 PM
He deserved it. Bloody gangsta
Title: Re: Reginald Ray
Post by: Yossarian on April 01, 2016, 01:03:20 PM
I suspect Voodoo. His younger brother.
Title: Re: Reginald Ray
Post by: Malandro on April 01, 2016, 01:06:52 PM
I hope rather than sack the fitness coach, they double his money.
Title: Re: Reginald Ray
Post by: croatian on April 01, 2016, 01:07:26 PM
I thought his brother was called Ronnie?
Title: Re: Reginald Ray
Post by: Richard E on April 01, 2016, 01:07:49 PM
Reggie Ray do you know my name?
Don't say you don't
Please say you do
Oh oh oh oh
I am the Last of the Famous International Playboys 
Title: Re: Reginald Ray
Post by: Des Little on April 01, 2016, 01:13:48 PM
In a bit to save money, the club are to fill Reginald's position with Roland Rat.  By doing so, we don't have to buy him new training gear...and quite frankly, he couldn't do any worse.
Title: Re: Reginald Ray
Post by: Jon Crofts on April 01, 2016, 01:16:56 PM
I'm beginning to lose track of all the dross exiting stage left, is anyone left?
Title: Re: Reginald Ray
Post by: Chris Harte on April 01, 2016, 01:18:23 PM
Sorry? Who?
Title: Re: Reginald Ray
Post by: Toronto Villa on April 01, 2016, 01:18:59 PM
Thanks Reg...for whatever you did
Title: Re: Reginald Ray
Post by: Des Little on April 01, 2016, 01:24:30 PM
Reg is having a few leaving drinks at the Saltley Amateur Gardeners Club from 2pm onwards today if anyone fancies it.  All welcome.
Title: Re: Reginald Ray
Post by: Lobsterboy on April 01, 2016, 01:35:38 PM
Thanks Reg...for whatever you did

I think he's Gabby's tobacconist...
Title: Re: Reginald Ray
Post by: Dr Butler on April 01, 2016, 01:43:35 PM
Sorry? Who?

this was my first thought ?

christ the broom is being swept bigstylee in B6 :)

UTV
The Doc
Title: Re: Reginald Ray
Post by: andyh on April 01, 2016, 01:44:04 PM
Yet Reilly remains.
Is he 'safe' now?
Title: Re: Reginald Ray
Post by: Stirchley Villain on April 01, 2016, 01:50:33 PM
Yet Reilly remains.
Is he 'safe' now?

Nah... they're saving the best til last.
Title: Re: Reginald Ray
Post by: Jon Crofts on April 01, 2016, 02:30:11 PM
Thanks Reg...for whatever you did

Well he was either Head Of Cones, Head Of Bibs or my bet Chief Pointing Instructor and was also Personal Trainer (Pointing) to Ashley Westwood.
Title: Re: Reginald Ray
Post by: PeterWithe on April 01, 2016, 02:32:57 PM
Reg is having a few leaving drinks at the Saltley Amateur Gardeners Club from 2pm onwards today if anyone fancies it.  All welcome.

My mate drinks there before Blues games, which says a lot.
Title: Re: Reginald Ray
Post by: Malandro on April 01, 2016, 02:33:35 PM
Thanks Reg...for whatever you did

Well he was either Head Of Cones, Head Of Bibs or my bet Chief Pointing Instructor and was also Personal Trainer (Pointing) to Ashley Westwood.

Why was he sacked then? Or perhaps Westwood is proficient?
Title: Re: Reginald Ray
Post by: not3bad on April 01, 2016, 02:43:10 PM
Thanks Reg...for whatever you did

Well he was either Head Of Cones, Head Of Bibs or my bet Chief Pointing Instructor and was also Personal Trainer (Pointing) to Ashley Westwood.

Why was he sacked then? Or perhaps Westwood is proficient?

It's time to take him to the next level in pointing.
Title: Re: Reginald Ray
Post by: dicedlam on April 01, 2016, 02:49:48 PM
Thanks Reg...for whatever you did

Well he was either Head Of Cones, Head Of Bibs or my bet Chief Pointing Instructor and was also Personal Trainer (Pointing) to Ashley Westwood.

Why was he sacked then? Or perhaps Westwood is proficient?

A completely different pointing game is required for the championship.
Title: Re: Reginald Ray
Post by: cdbearsfan on April 01, 2016, 03:40:42 PM
Villa staff seem to have less chance of lasting a long time in their job than if they were soldiers at The Somme or members of the Sugababes.
Title: Re: Reginald Ray
Post by: Tokyo Sexwhale on April 01, 2016, 04:53:06 PM
I wouldn't be able to pick him out in a line-up.
Title: Re: Reginald Ray
Post by: luke95 on April 01, 2016, 05:03:48 PM
No Idea who he is .

Also no idea who the big chap with beard & glasses who also sits on the bench is either .
Title: Re: Reginald Ray
Post by: Whiney MacWhineface on April 01, 2016, 05:06:03 PM
No Idea who he is .

Also no idea who the big chap with beard & glasses who also sits on the bench is either .

I suspect that's Tony Parks, our goalkeeping coach.

Hmmm....
Title: Re: Reginald Ray
Post by: West Derby Villan on April 01, 2016, 05:09:37 PM
Who?
Title: Re: Reginald Ray
Post by: luke95 on April 01, 2016, 05:13:19 PM
No Idea who he is .

Also no idea who the big chap with beard & glasses who also sits on the bench is either .


I suspect that's Tony Parks, our goalkeeping coach.

Hmmm....
Nah, not Tony Parks .
Younger fella & always sits on the back row of the bench .
I've never ever noticed what he does .
Title: Re: Reginald Ray
Post by: nodge on April 01, 2016, 06:04:37 PM
Reg is having a few leaving drinks at the Saltley Amateur Gardeners Club from 2pm onwards today if anyone fancies it.  All welcome.

My mate drinks there before Blues games, which says a lot.

I used to live by the Small Heath Amateur Gardeners club on Hob Moor Road.  Or the SHAG as it was more commonly known.
Title: Re: Reginald Ray
Post by: Tayls_7 on April 01, 2016, 06:08:46 PM
Reg is having a few leaving drinks at the Saltley Amateur Gardeners Club from 2pm onwards today if anyone fancies it.  All welcome.

My mate drinks there before Blues games, which says a lot.

I used to live by the Small Heath Amateur Gardeners club on Hob Moor Road.  Or the SHAG as it was more commonly known.

Haven't heard Hob Moor road for a very long time. I was born on Fosbrooke road just off it but was evacuated to Shropshire before my teens.
Title: Re: Reginald Ray
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on April 01, 2016, 06:23:20 PM
Poor old Reggie Ray, sounded sad upon the radio.
Title: Re: Reginald Ray
Post by: Gregorys Boy on April 01, 2016, 07:01:01 PM
Well yeah with a name like that I guess he just had to go... ;)
Title: Re: Reginald Ray
Post by: brian green on April 01, 2016, 07:26:51 PM
You think he has got a sinister name.  I just read that his replacement is Jack The Hat Mc Vitie.  His principle duties will be biscuit related.
Title: Re: Reginald Ray
Post by: Pete3206 on April 01, 2016, 08:18:26 PM
Who?
Title: Re: Reginald Ray
Post by: SirSteveUK on April 01, 2016, 08:22:57 PM
You think he has got a sinister name.  I just read that his replacement is Jack The Hat Mc Vitie.  His principle duties will be biscuit related.

That would be appropriate - Villa always play like Blind Beggars anyway
Title: Re: Reginald Ray
Post by: brian green on April 01, 2016, 08:49:38 PM
Sir Steve you are too savvy for me. Didn't expect anybody to see that pun.  Memo to self.  Be more obscure.
Title: Re: Reginald Ray
Post by: PeterWithe on April 01, 2016, 09:06:21 PM
When he gets offed everyone will claim to be in the toilet and didn't see a thing, or was that George Cornell?
Title: Re: Reginald Ray
Post by: Dave Pountney on April 01, 2016, 10:42:27 PM
Fuck off Paddy Reilly to Ballyjamesduff
Fuck off Paddy Reilly to me"
Title: Re: Reginald Ray
Post by: Comrade Blitz on April 02, 2016, 02:56:57 AM
Ben Dover has buggered off too
Title: Re: Reginald Ray
Post by: mr underhill on April 02, 2016, 07:07:12 AM
yes he went with the gay sheriff who rode into down and shot up the deputy
Title: Re: Reginald Ray
Post by: mr underhill on April 02, 2016, 07:07:52 AM
mm...town!
Title: Re: Reginald Ray
Post by: N'ZMAV on April 02, 2016, 07:18:45 AM
Chris P Duck still has a job.
Title: Re: Reginald Ray
Post by: brian green on April 02, 2016, 07:30:37 AM
The gay sherriff was Bart who blew up Mongo with a Candygram.  The toilets at the Blind Beggar must have been standing room only the night Jack The Hat McVitie went to shoot Reggie Ray, sorry, Kray.  Too slow on the draw Reggie hit him with an axe he happened by chance to have about his person.
Title: Re: Reginald Ray
Post by: Bottom Right 89 on April 02, 2016, 08:01:35 AM
WTF? This is turning into the shipping forecast.
Title: Re: Reginald Ray
Post by: peter w on April 02, 2016, 08:13:56 AM
It's a shame about Ray.
Title: Re: Reginald Ray
Post by: GordonCowansisthegreatest on April 02, 2016, 08:24:51 AM
Chris P Duck still has a job.
Gabby still here then?
Title: Re: Reginald Ray
Post by: Bottom Right 89 on April 02, 2016, 08:32:07 AM
Understand there will be a minutes applause on 23 minutes in honour of Reg to symbolise the number of matches he sat next to Remi looking like he was contemplating suicide.
Title: Re: Reginald Ray
Post by: mr underhill on April 02, 2016, 09:11:26 AM
death is not the end
Title: Re: Reginald Ray
Post by: Ron Manager on April 02, 2016, 10:41:19 AM
Anybody got a picture of Ray? I cant remember seeing him and if I did I wouldn't have a clue who he was.
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