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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: Jimmy Buffett on March 13, 2016, 08:41:27 PM

Title: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Jimmy Buffett on March 13, 2016, 08:41:27 PM
Could everybody take a banner to the Chelsea ritual slaughter, small enough to be folded up and taken out at random and put away when the bouncers approach? Suggestions for banner headlines?
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Malandro on March 13, 2016, 08:42:40 PM
Who stole my Fabergé egg?
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Can Gana Be Bettered!?!? on March 13, 2016, 08:44:18 PM
"Down with this sort of thing!"
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 13, 2016, 08:44:33 PM
"My other sign was confiscated"
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: CJ on March 13, 2016, 08:44:50 PM
Careful now
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Tayls_7 on March 13, 2016, 08:45:55 PM
When sign writers go on strike do they stand outside their place of work waving blank placards?
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Richard E on March 13, 2016, 08:46:35 PM
'Save Chip.'
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 13, 2016, 08:47:06 PM
Tell Sid.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 13, 2016, 08:47:30 PM
Up the Workers
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Malandro on March 13, 2016, 08:47:44 PM
Abramovich told me Putin is effeminate
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Chris Harte on March 13, 2016, 08:47:48 PM
Someone suggesting "L" plates on Twitter.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 13, 2016, 08:48:15 PM
My other sign is obscene
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 13, 2016, 08:48:41 PM
Ban the Bannerman
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Chico Hamilton III on March 13, 2016, 08:48:55 PM
John 3:16
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Chris Harte on March 13, 2016, 08:49:11 PM
My other sign is obscene
My other sign was stolen by the stewards.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: LukeJames on March 13, 2016, 08:50:22 PM
I'm just here for the fanny.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 13, 2016, 08:50:37 PM
My ears are alight
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 13, 2016, 08:51:53 PM
I'm Brian and so is my wife
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 13, 2016, 08:52:20 PM
Knickers Knackers Knockers
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: SashasGrandad on March 13, 2016, 08:52:39 PM
KNICKERS


Let the Stewards try to take them down.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 13, 2016, 08:53:16 PM
I want to be a tree
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: four fornicholl on March 13, 2016, 08:53:48 PM
I'm Brian and so is my wife
No youre not, youre a very naughty boy
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Malandro on March 13, 2016, 08:54:17 PM
Trump
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 13, 2016, 08:54:23 PM
If it ain't Stiff it ain't worth a fuck
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 13, 2016, 08:54:38 PM
USA
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: ACVilla on March 13, 2016, 08:55:12 PM
Stella
Balti
Villa

Thanks Randy
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 13, 2016, 08:56:48 PM
We heart Lerner
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: QuintonVilla on March 13, 2016, 08:56:54 PM
'The customer is always right'
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Des Little on March 13, 2016, 08:57:01 PM
GOLF SALE
 --------->
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Jimmy Buffett on March 13, 2016, 08:57:46 PM
Come back Deadly. All is Forgiven!
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: LukeJames on March 13, 2016, 08:58:31 PM
"Every sell by date on a packet of crisps falls on a saturday"
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: LukeJames on March 13, 2016, 08:59:19 PM
"Bulgarians eat more yoghurt than any other European country"
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 13, 2016, 08:59:45 PM
"Every sell by date on a packet of crisps falls on a saturday"

"Portsmouth is an island"
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Malandro on March 13, 2016, 08:59:58 PM
£300 million and people call you Learner
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Jimmy Buffett on March 13, 2016, 09:00:34 PM
He's a slow Learner
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 13, 2016, 09:01:27 PM
"Warning, vehicle is reversing" and pin it to the back of Gabby's shirt.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: LukeJames on March 13, 2016, 09:02:42 PM
"African car reverser was here!"
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: oswald funkletrumpet on March 13, 2016, 09:05:15 PM
i love randy stewards
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: AlexAlexCropley on March 13, 2016, 09:05:26 PM
"77 Saunders Trip"
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Malandro on March 13, 2016, 09:05:49 PM
74 minutes? I need the loo before 35.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: sickbeggar on March 13, 2016, 09:08:20 PM
 "When you get down in the mud and wrestle with a pig, the pig loves it - and you get muddy."
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Jimmy Buffett on March 13, 2016, 09:08:20 PM
I'm not looking forward to Rotherham
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: ez on March 13, 2016, 09:37:14 PM
Hello mom
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: UK Redsox on March 13, 2016, 09:38:44 PM
"Free George Davis"

"I protest in the strongest possible terms"
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: four fornicholl on March 13, 2016, 09:39:02 PM
Why did you try to hurt me? ive got to know, did you really wanna kill me?
tell me why, tell me why, tell me why......
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Des Little on March 13, 2016, 09:43:35 PM
Booooooooooooooooooooo
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 13, 2016, 09:46:48 PM
Booooooooooooooooooooo

I'll stand next to that one with a banner that has "Urns" on it.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: supertom on March 13, 2016, 09:50:19 PM
"Please Don't take my sign"
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: four fornicholl on March 13, 2016, 09:51:49 PM
rose                and                 crown
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Des Little on March 13, 2016, 09:52:12 PM
'We're not fickle...we're just shit'
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: supertom on March 13, 2016, 09:56:00 PM
"Randy, you terrible c**t!"
"I've gone to Villa Park by mistake."
"Balls to Randy. We're getting out!"
"We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell. Making an enemy of our own future."
"There must, and shall be Aspirin."
"You can stuff it up your arse for nothing, and fuck off while you're doing it!"
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: four fornicholl on March 13, 2016, 09:57:53 PM
oh for a 70s 80s cup final
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 13, 2016, 09:58:29 PM
Factory of Sadness
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: UK Redsox on March 13, 2016, 10:03:42 PM
"It's still better than being a Blues fan"

"My arms are tired"

Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: UK Redsox on March 13, 2016, 10:04:10 PM
"Why didn't Barry take the penalty?"
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: UK Redsox on March 13, 2016, 10:05:24 PM
"Owls versus Gibbons"
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Des Little on March 13, 2016, 10:07:58 PM
'That's a shit stain not a comma'
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 13, 2016, 10:09:06 PM
Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 13, 2016, 10:09:40 PM
"Maybe he just can't draw wheelchairs"
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: UK Redsox on March 13, 2016, 10:12:13 PM
"I am a little upset, bordering on peeved"

Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: exigo on March 13, 2016, 10:13:47 PM
John 3:16

Is that the passage where John tells us how many wins we'll get this season?
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: UK Redsox on March 13, 2016, 10:14:19 PM
"Have you tried installing Linux?"
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: FrankyH on March 13, 2016, 10:14:54 PM
"Relegation is a False Narrative" please turn over...

BOLLLOX
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: MillerBall on March 13, 2016, 10:17:14 PM
Our Lerner does not have an "A".
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: supertom on March 13, 2016, 10:17:56 PM
"No, no, no, dear boy, you must leave, you must leave. Yet again that oaf has destroyed my day!"
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Des Little on March 13, 2016, 10:18:38 PM
'Try switching it off & back on again'
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: UK Redsox on March 13, 2016, 10:21:06 PM
"ماكدونالدز ........Relax, it just says McDonalds"
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: UK Redsox on March 13, 2016, 10:24:18 PM
"Sheeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiit"
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: UK Redsox on March 13, 2016, 10:24:50 PM
"Bring back Tonev"
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: UK Redsox on March 13, 2016, 10:25:57 PM
"All in the game, yo"
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: UK Redsox on March 13, 2016, 10:34:22 PM
"Don't tell him Pike"

"Brentford is lovely in February"



Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Steve67 on March 13, 2016, 10:48:23 PM
'The guy behind me can't see'
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: cdbearsfan on March 13, 2016, 11:00:36 PM
"Free Hat".
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: thick_mike on March 13, 2016, 11:10:36 PM
Gimme Prozac
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: edgysatsuma89 on March 14, 2016, 12:02:04 AM
'Our Guus is cooked'

'And Gabby has eaten it.'

'The fat wanker'. That last bit I'd keep at home as it would still be cathartic.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: The Left Side on March 14, 2016, 02:46:24 AM
"No Banners please"
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: robbo1874 on March 14, 2016, 03:02:48 AM
Free Personality Test Here
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: pbavfckuwait on March 14, 2016, 05:06:34 AM
We Go Again
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: pbavfckuwait on March 14, 2016, 05:07:15 AM
Randy Lerner is to Aston Villa
What Donald Trump is to Republicans
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: croatian on March 14, 2016, 06:28:10 AM
"Always be sincere,
even if you don't mean it"
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 14, 2016, 07:07:57 AM
#sadnessinhiseyes
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 14, 2016, 07:08:56 AM
Please look after this bear. Thank you.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 14, 2016, 07:09:39 AM
Achtung Minen
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 14, 2016, 07:14:34 AM
(http://www.urban75.org/photos/protest/images/block-the-bridge-nhs-protest-18.jpg)
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: wince on March 14, 2016, 07:28:17 AM
The original Banner, Bruce Banner. Cos by christ villa make all of us angry

(http://www.geekalerts.com/u/Bruce-Banner-Change-Poster.jpg)
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: brian green on March 14, 2016, 07:31:14 AM
Steven Avery is Innocent
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on March 14, 2016, 07:43:16 AM
Signwriters of the World Unite!
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Ron Manager on March 14, 2016, 07:51:13 AM
Supercalifragilisticexpialidious

Probably spelt wrong!
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Jimbo on March 14, 2016, 07:53:56 AM
The original Banner, Bruce Banner. Cos by christ villa make all of us angry

(http://www.geekalerts.com/u/Bruce-Banner-Change-Poster.jpg)

"Try taking down this Banner."
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Ron Manager on March 14, 2016, 08:02:56 AM
The original Banner, Bruce Banner. Cos by christ villa make all of us angry

(http://www.geekalerts.com/u/Bruce-Banner-Change-Poster.jpg)
Arrgh!  Gabby's on the bench!!
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: wince on March 14, 2016, 08:04:16 AM
The original Banner, Bruce Banner. Cos by christ villa make all of us angry

(http://www.geekalerts.com/u/Bruce-Banner-Change-Poster.jpg)
Arrgh!  Gabby's on the bench!!

You wouldnt like him when he is hungry!
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: joe_c on March 14, 2016, 08:16:19 AM
BASEMENT

MEDICINE

PAVEMENT

GOVERNMENT
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: cdward on March 14, 2016, 08:49:12 AM
No shunammites!
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 14, 2016, 08:53:34 AM
BASEMENT

MEDICINE

PAVEMENT

GOVERNMENT

*applause*
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: UK Redsox on March 14, 2016, 09:00:04 AM
BASEMENT

MEDICINE

PAVEMENT

GOVERNMENT

"Everybody must get stoned"
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: joe_c on March 14, 2016, 10:46:57 AM
Suggestion for anyone in B3:

SPHINCTER BOY
----------------->
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: cdbearsfan on March 14, 2016, 10:49:30 AM
BASEMENT

MEDICINE

PAVEMENT

GOVERNMENT

"Everybody must get stoned"

Save that for if we get taken over by Saudis.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: ClaretAndBlueBlood on March 14, 2016, 11:23:39 AM
For Sale
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: eddiemunster on March 14, 2016, 11:26:07 AM
For Sale

This
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Des Little on March 14, 2016, 11:39:54 AM
For Sale

This

Absolutely.  We have a winner.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Comrade Blitz on March 14, 2016, 11:43:23 AM
"I'm Jack Grealish's Aunt"
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: London Villan on March 14, 2016, 11:53:19 AM
For Sale
One inept previous owner
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: in exile on March 14, 2016, 12:07:56 PM
Whale
Oil
Beef
Hooked
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: spartacuss on March 14, 2016, 12:28:08 PM
'Ceci pas une banniere'
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Dr Butler on March 14, 2016, 12:34:12 PM
how about some arrows for our goal shy strikers ?

(http://edge.liveleak.com/80281E/u/u/thumbs/2012/Aug/16/94bcf79f987b_sf_3.jpg)

UTV
The Doc
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 14, 2016, 01:02:44 PM
Frankie Says Relax.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: ADVILLAFAN on March 14, 2016, 01:08:54 PM
"Free Hat".

Urgh, scanned through quickly to see if anyone had already put this down and my own brother has.

Get out of my head!
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: eric woolban woolban on March 14, 2016, 01:14:26 PM
Show me the way to Burton
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 14, 2016, 01:49:00 PM
I'm Ronnie Pickering
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: LukeJames on March 14, 2016, 02:56:51 PM
Puns are fun!
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Nelly on March 14, 2016, 02:57:41 PM
"I'm Jack Grealish's Aunt"

"No! I'M Jack Grealish's Aunt!"
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 14, 2016, 03:13:40 PM
Death by Mau Mau
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Des Little on March 14, 2016, 04:37:46 PM
Cock
Piss
Lerner
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Malandro on March 14, 2016, 05:12:15 PM
Hey, remember us? We were best friends when you were single
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: joe_c on March 14, 2016, 05:20:08 PM
Fun with paintshop.

(http://i.imgur.com/p1O98OI.png)
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: PhilVill on March 14, 2016, 05:22:29 PM
My kingdom for a goal...
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: yammers on March 14, 2016, 05:28:30 PM
Everything is awesome
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Bottom Right 89 on March 14, 2016, 05:30:47 PM
Legalise Fox Hunting
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: curlytailavfc on March 14, 2016, 05:34:03 PM
Warning this Club Contains NUTS
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: ez on March 14, 2016, 05:34:47 PM
(http://i1376.photobucket.com/albums/ah9/Kevin_Bedwell/Stanley_Green_by_Sean_Hickin_Oxford_Street_London_1974_2_zpse4fxpysr.jpg) (http://s1376.photobucket.com/user/Kevin_Bedwell/media/Stanley_Green_by_Sean_Hickin_Oxford_Street_London_1974_2_zpse4fxpysr.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: itbrvilla on March 14, 2016, 05:38:50 PM
L plates on all the empty seats.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Dante Lavelli on March 14, 2016, 06:00:04 PM
I'd love for these to happen.  We will not gain anything by simply moaning, but the humour here would go along way to gaining sympathy from the masses and some much needed positive coverage.

[possibly a bit long for a banner etc etc - before someone else said it...]
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Darth Villa on March 14, 2016, 06:01:41 PM
I've made a huge mistake..
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: DeKuip on March 14, 2016, 06:09:53 PM
WE SUPPORT THE
WORST TEAM EVER
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: cheltenhamlion on March 14, 2016, 06:15:43 PM
Lots of piss taking banners/placards would be very effective. No swearing, sarcastic finger pointing at the club,live TV game. Everyone a winner.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Mister E on March 14, 2016, 06:44:06 PM
"You're going down with the Villa"
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Zouch Villa on March 14, 2016, 06:48:13 PM
"LOUD NOISES"
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: ExclDawg on March 14, 2016, 06:48:25 PM
Proverbs 18:1 Villa FT
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Witton Warrior on March 14, 2016, 06:50:39 PM
WE SUPPORT THE
WORST TEAM EVER
Lots of piss taking banners/placards would be very effective. No swearing, sarcastic finger pointing at the club,live TV game. Everyone a winner.

Ridicule is he way for me mate ;-)
They won't know what to do - just make sure it is non-aggressive and we will be fine
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 14, 2016, 06:52:34 PM
Free Hugs*







*Terms and conditions apply
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 14, 2016, 06:53:10 PM
Boner.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: joe_c on March 14, 2016, 06:54:41 PM
I STEAL FORKS FROM RESTAURANTS
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: four fornicholl on March 14, 2016, 07:05:47 PM
"I'm Jack Grealish's Aunt"
NO! IM SPARTACUS
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: cheltenhamlion on March 14, 2016, 07:15:45 PM
WE SUPPORT THE
WORST TEAM EVER
Lots of piss taking banners/placards would be very effective. No swearing, sarcastic finger pointing at the club,live TV game. Everyone a winner.

Ridicule is he way for me mate ;-)
They won't know what to do - just make sure it is non-aggressive and we will be fine

Agreed. I even managed a Father Ted picture as a starter for ten when picking a but of a fight on behalf of the Trust earlier!

30,000, "Careful now", "down with this", "my other banner is offensive" banners would get widespread coverage and be bloody hilarious.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: four fornicholl on March 14, 2016, 07:23:35 PM
JESUS SAVES!
GESTEDE MISSES THE REBOUND
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: clash city rocker on March 14, 2016, 07:24:10 PM
H. D. E.    RULES
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: cheltenhamlion on March 14, 2016, 07:24:57 PM
H. D. E.    RULES

Too far.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: four fornicholl on March 14, 2016, 07:27:20 PM
WITHE THIS LOT WERE SHAW TO LOSE
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Jimbo on March 14, 2016, 07:30:14 PM
Unknowingly, the club have created the perfect conditions for a witty, headline-grabbing protest. Not only have they pissed off fans with their heavy-handed, yet pathetic actions, but they've galvanised them too.

They might even have united some fans in getting behind a cause - not simply 'Lerner Out', but 'How dare you try to stop us from saying "Lerner Out"?‘ And that's something altogether different.

So, fittingly, banners of ridicule will beautifully highlight the club's ridiculous, overly-sensitive response to a single banner. And in the process, those witty banners will have even more chance of grabbing headlines.

Brilliant. Good luck to all those taking part.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Jimbo on March 14, 2016, 07:31:02 PM
H. D. E.   DROOLS

Fixed.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: clash city rocker on March 14, 2016, 07:31:09 PM
No to security brutality
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Jimbo on March 14, 2016, 07:33:34 PM
"MY OTHER BANNER WAS BETTER, BUT GABBY ATE IT!"
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: four fornicholl on March 14, 2016, 07:34:16 PM
Unknowingly, the club have created the perfect conditions for a witty, headline-grabbing protest. Not only have they pissed off fans with their heavy-handed, yet pathetic actions, but they've galvanised them too.

They might even have united some fans in getting behind a cause - not simply 'Lerner Out', but 'How dare you try to stop us from saying "Lerner Out"?‘ And that's something altogether different.

So, fittingly, banners of ridicule will beautifully highlight the club's ridiculous, overly-sensitive response to a single banner. And in the process, those witty banners will have even more chance of grabbing headlines.

Brilliant. Good luck to all those taking part.
I predict(hope) this will get really big, with good old fashioned cup final banners.with hindsight, lets make it our cup final
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Kevin Dawson on March 14, 2016, 07:38:41 PM
Eat
Sleep
Lose
Repeat
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: villaxl on March 14, 2016, 07:43:44 PM
Out Fox Learner
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: SashasGrandad on March 14, 2016, 07:50:31 PM
My other banner says - Lerner Out
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Richard E on March 14, 2016, 07:54:29 PM
'We love Hodge more than you.'
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Mellin on March 14, 2016, 08:02:18 PM
Eat
Sleep
Lose
Repeat

I like.

Haven't been in months but tempted to head down just to join in with this. Really wound me up.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: SashasGrandad on March 14, 2016, 08:03:15 PM
antLER NERds
       flOUT the rules
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: rgarrad on March 14, 2016, 08:06:57 PM
CAUTION-Lerner!

GABI-leaner?
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 14, 2016, 08:07:45 PM
Eat the Rich
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 14, 2016, 08:08:09 PM
Free Willy
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 14, 2016, 08:11:42 PM
Allardyce Out.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 14, 2016, 08:12:09 PM
Expensive Willy
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 14, 2016, 08:12:38 PM
Willy Sale.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Risso on March 14, 2016, 08:14:47 PM
The Stewards Went On Holiday to Aston And All They Took Was This Crappy Banner
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: four fornicholl on March 14, 2016, 08:16:12 PM
Willy walk?
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Villa in Denmark on March 14, 2016, 08:19:49 PM
Eat the Rich

With this here fork 'n' knife.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Villa in Denmark on March 14, 2016, 08:20:09 PM
Cleveland, we have a problem.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: clash city rocker on March 14, 2016, 08:38:49 PM
OVERPAID
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: four fornicholl on March 14, 2016, 08:48:19 PM
OVERPAID
AND NOT OVER HERE
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Bottom Right 89 on March 14, 2016, 08:56:34 PM
For Premier League Football follow signs to the Hawthorns

We apologise for the incompetence
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: West Derby Villan on March 14, 2016, 08:58:54 PM
This is mine get your own
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Glenn Peen on March 14, 2016, 09:20:49 PM
To the tune of 'Allo 'Allo
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: UK Redsox on March 14, 2016, 09:55:33 PM
Cleveland, we have a problem.

"Cleveland Rocks"
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: UK Redsox on March 14, 2016, 09:58:43 PM
"dn ʎɐʍ sıɥʇ"
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 14, 2016, 10:14:39 PM
P'tang Yang Kipperbang
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Kingthing on March 14, 2016, 10:23:19 PM
" I was addicted to the Hokey Cokey but I turned myself around"
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: markeeeebeeee2005 on March 14, 2016, 10:36:52 PM
'Take this and I'll have no sheet to sleep on.'
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Jimbo on March 14, 2016, 10:38:48 PM
'Gandhi's business suit.'
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 14, 2016, 10:39:26 PM
Do you dream in colour?
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: avfc_1874 on March 14, 2016, 11:18:12 PM
Happy Father's Day Gabby
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 14, 2016, 11:22:35 PM
Normal Service Will Be Resumed
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: joe_c on March 15, 2016, 12:25:04 AM
PUPPET SHOW

AND ASTON VILLA
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: CT Villan on March 15, 2016, 02:17:36 AM
Proud History, No Digestives
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: clash city rocker on March 15, 2016, 05:45:02 AM
NO HEROES JUST VILLAINS.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Malandro on March 15, 2016, 06:48:23 AM
croque monsieur
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: The Edge on March 15, 2016, 07:19:30 AM
"I can't think of anything to say"
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: The Edge on March 15, 2016, 07:23:01 AM
Eat
Sleep
Lose
Repeat

This I like
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: cheltenhamlion on March 15, 2016, 07:40:41 AM
Proud History, No Digestives

Like
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Jimbo on March 15, 2016, 08:14:45 AM
"Private banner. Readers will be ejected."
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 15, 2016, 09:08:46 AM
Hello Mum
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: VicMackey on March 15, 2016, 09:18:29 AM
I am not a customer
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: chris hensby on March 15, 2016, 09:21:52 AM
You have no new messages
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Malandro on March 15, 2016, 09:24:44 AM
I didn't even get my BFH
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Jimbo on March 15, 2016, 09:37:28 AM
Hello Mum

Mum? Writing banners for the Chelsea fans, your grace?
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 15, 2016, 09:43:23 AM
Hello Mum

Mum? Writing banners for the Chelsea fans, your grace?

Ahem, typo. Forgot where I was.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: wince on March 15, 2016, 10:02:40 AM
this is not a piss stain
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Risso on March 15, 2016, 10:15:09 AM
They may take our bedsheets but they'll never take our freeeddddommmmm!
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Des Little on March 15, 2016, 10:54:12 AM
Hello Mum

Mum? Writing banners for the Chelsea fans, your grace?

Ahem, typo. Forgot where I was.

Sort yourself out, man.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 15, 2016, 11:02:43 AM
this is not a piss stain

Can't beat a bit of Public Image.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Jimbo on March 15, 2016, 11:08:54 AM
"My other bed sheet's Egyptian cotton."
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: wince on March 15, 2016, 11:14:23 AM
"My other bed sheet's Egyptian cotton."
My other bed sheet's Dot Cotton
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Mr Speedy H on March 15, 2016, 11:32:38 AM
All sensible offers considered.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Zouch Villa on March 15, 2016, 11:32:59 AM
I've had enough of this sheet
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: wince on March 15, 2016, 12:25:01 PM
Sponsered by Daz. They know how to keep a clean sheet
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Risso on March 15, 2016, 12:35:52 PM
"My other bed sheet's Egyptian cotton."
My other bed sheet's Dot Cotton

We're so sheet it's unbelievable.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Small Rodent on March 15, 2016, 12:35:59 PM
Sex instructor. First lesson free.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: CT on March 15, 2016, 12:46:02 PM
BRING BACK (TOM) FOX HUNTING
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: IAmTheOneIanOlney on March 15, 2016, 12:52:19 PM
Ban the bomb...squad
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: joe_c on March 15, 2016, 01:10:54 PM
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN YOU WERE SHEET?
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: SashasGrandad on March 15, 2016, 01:37:08 PM
I am not a customer

I'm a free man
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Nelly on March 15, 2016, 01:38:51 PM
Nevermind the bollocks, are we still carbon neutral?
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Dave Cooper please on March 15, 2016, 01:41:42 PM
Free Willy

Capture Willy and make him do tricks
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: conman on March 15, 2016, 02:00:32 PM
We'll be back
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: SashasGrandad on March 15, 2016, 02:19:10 PM
Should have a permanent banner in the end box of Trinity Rd stand.

"Lerner is Out"
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: conman on March 15, 2016, 02:22:44 PM
I'm Ronnie Pickering
WHO
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Singapore Villa on March 15, 2016, 02:24:20 PM
"If only Lerner was a Learner"
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: UK Redsox on March 15, 2016, 02:24:25 PM
"My other bed sheet's Egyptian cotton."
My other bed sheet's Dot Cotton

We're so sheet it's unbelievable.

(http://img.pandawhale.com/84964-Clay-Davis-SHEEIT-meme-demotiv-ejWX.jpeg)
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Singapore Villa on March 15, 2016, 02:26:12 PM
"I'm at a football match....no it's SHIT"

Trigger Happy TV styleeee
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on March 15, 2016, 02:55:18 PM
"Don't vote -  the government always wins."
"I was that man."
"What becomes of the broken hearted?"
"I see a bad moon risin'."

It's already been said probably the most effective would be for everyone to have a piece of paper to hold aloft with FOR SALE written on it on the 74th minute.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: cdbearsfan on March 15, 2016, 03:02:47 PM
Not sure that's a good idea. Illiterate Blose fans would think we were holding up banners celebrating their Finnish former centre-forward.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Des Little on March 15, 2016, 03:46:41 PM
£310 a win this is costing me!
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: PGW on March 15, 2016, 03:51:50 PM
Not sure that's a good idea. Illiterate Blose fans would think we were holding up banners celebrating their Finnish former centre-forward.
Quality....and oh so true!!
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: frankmosswasmyuncle on March 15, 2016, 03:56:15 PM
I've had enough of this sheet

Very good.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Malandro on March 15, 2016, 04:03:46 PM
Newcastle have Mike Ashley we have Laura
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Musicmaan on March 15, 2016, 04:12:17 PM
"You can take my football club, but you'll never take my... D'oh!"
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Marlon From Bearwood on March 15, 2016, 04:55:06 PM
As I'll have my son with me, he could hold up a banner saying:

MY DAD KEEPS BRINGING ME HERE AND I STILL HAVEN'T SEEN US WIN
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Witton Warrior on March 15, 2016, 05:01:50 PM
A nice white square with "I Surrender"
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on March 15, 2016, 05:10:10 PM
We could all sing this.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: villabear on March 15, 2016, 05:29:31 PM
"Thanks Hedrick"
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: yammers on March 15, 2016, 05:31:30 PM
Almstadt out! What?......He has?......bloody waste of my time!!!
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: adrenachrome on March 15, 2016, 05:57:17 PM
Carbon Neutral

We're not lazy, we're energy efficient
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: DeKuip on March 15, 2016, 06:02:30 PM
Roll up, roll up for the Magical Misery Tour
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Malandro on March 15, 2016, 06:06:08 PM
The buck stops here (2010)
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Chico Hamilton III on March 15, 2016, 06:22:23 PM
Call Nicky Keye
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: cheltenhamlion on March 15, 2016, 06:24:53 PM
BETTER CALL SAUL
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: CT on March 15, 2016, 07:07:12 PM
WE ARE THE ONES WHO KNOCK
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Tayls_7 on March 15, 2016, 09:22:01 PM
Quantitative Easing Merv
How does that work again?
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Zouch Villa on March 15, 2016, 09:26:59 PM
Semper Fidelis you say?
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: CT Villan on March 15, 2016, 10:08:24 PM
After today's announcement I'm changing my banner...

Hendrik Almstadt
Paddy Reilly
Tom Fox
Randy Lerner
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: TopDeck113 on March 15, 2016, 10:30:01 PM
TOWN AUTO FIX

(My other hobby is solving anagrams.)
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Des Little on March 15, 2016, 10:51:19 PM
After today's announcement I'm changing my banner...

Hendrik Almstadt
Paddy Reilly
Tom Fox
Randy Lerner

...accompanied with a chorus of 'four green bottles'
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 16, 2016, 12:13:00 AM
Semper Fidelis you say?

Interdum Fidelis
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Havencheese on March 16, 2016, 02:45:41 AM
FREE MANURE
FREE ASTON VILLA
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Havencheese on March 16, 2016, 05:23:30 AM
FREE FIREWOOD
FREE ASTON VILLA

Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Zouch Villa on March 16, 2016, 05:52:49 AM
Free Nelson Mandela....oh, really? When?
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: brian green on March 16, 2016, 06:21:43 AM
Wasn't it Peter Sellers who carried a banner. WE WANT FRED OM.

That will do for me I demand Fred Om from shit football.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Drummond on March 16, 2016, 07:00:16 AM
We are not Liverpool in disguise.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: LukeJames on March 16, 2016, 07:18:48 AM
In the jungle, the not so mighty jungle, the lion is fucked.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: UK Redsox on March 16, 2016, 07:48:24 AM
I'm the famous Eccles

He's fallen in the water



Ying-tong-iddle-i-po.
Needle-nardle-noo.
Spling-splang-splong

...might need a bigger bedsheet for that last one
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: UK Redsox on March 16, 2016, 07:48:57 AM
What time is it Eccles?
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Witton Warrior on March 16, 2016, 07:53:10 AM
[Insert name...]
      OUT!
     
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 16, 2016, 09:23:26 AM
George Davis is Innocent
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Des Little on March 16, 2016, 09:26:17 AM
Pint anyone?
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 16, 2016, 09:44:46 AM
Who Killed Liddle?


Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: joe_c on March 16, 2016, 10:22:01 AM
DON'T OPEN
DEAD INSIDE
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 16, 2016, 10:43:22 AM
Do Not Resuscitate
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 16, 2016, 10:44:08 AM
Count My Pockets
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Jimbo on March 16, 2016, 10:46:43 AM
WHO PUT BELLA IN THE WYCH ELM?
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Zouch Villa on March 16, 2016, 10:58:16 AM
HELP! We're being held here against our wishes. The mad man holding us is demanding a KFC family bucket, £200m sterling payable to RAL Holdings and a copy of Think Like a Champion by Donald Trump. Please send help.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: UK Redsox on March 16, 2016, 11:32:52 AM
George Davis is Innocent

Ahem.......

"Free George Davis"


Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: UK Redsox on March 16, 2016, 11:33:46 AM
No One Is Innocent
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: UK Redsox on March 16, 2016, 11:34:17 AM
"Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict"
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: UK Redsox on March 16, 2016, 11:35:14 AM
"Kaley Cuoco - Will You Marry Me?"
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Villa in Denmark on March 16, 2016, 11:40:40 AM
I'm with stupid -->
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Villa in Denmark on March 16, 2016, 11:41:17 AM
When the tough get going

we roll over
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Villa in Denmark on March 16, 2016, 11:45:28 AM
We used to be the puppies plums

Now we've just gone to the dogs
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 16, 2016, 12:41:56 PM
George Davis is Innocent

Ahem.......

"Free George Davis"



Mine meant to say George Davis is innocent but under no circumstances set him free as he'll only go and and rob a bank.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Witton Warrior on March 16, 2016, 12:44:40 PM
WHO PUT BELLA IN THE WYCH ELM?

Stourbridge Bus Station!
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: UK Redsox on March 16, 2016, 01:48:28 PM
I'm with stupid -->

Difficult to get the arrow to look as if its pointing to the pitch
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: dalians umbrella on March 16, 2016, 03:48:36 PM
Lerner Fears the Beard




Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: West Derby Villan on March 16, 2016, 04:40:48 PM
Wife and Kids to support
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: ChicagoLion on March 16, 2016, 04:43:11 PM
VILLA LIVES MATTER
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: West Derby Villan on March 16, 2016, 04:43:37 PM
This is mine, get your own
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: West Derby Villan on March 16, 2016, 04:46:01 PM
What the fox is going on
I'm really foxed off
Well and truly foxed
Out foxed
Fox on the run
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: West Derby Villan on March 16, 2016, 04:48:58 PM
Foxtrot Oscar!
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: West Derby Villan on March 16, 2016, 05:02:42 PM
I've got art O level
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: West Derby Villan on March 16, 2016, 05:03:15 PM
All my own work
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 16, 2016, 05:45:18 PM
Will watch for food
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: oswald funkletrumpet on March 16, 2016, 05:46:13 PM
WHO PUT BELLA IN THE WYCH ELM?

Stourbridge Bus Station!

on par with "cinema not videos" at lye train station lol
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: UK Redsox on March 16, 2016, 05:57:07 PM
Vote Pies


......one for those up who drive the M6
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: UK Redsox on March 16, 2016, 05:59:11 PM
 “C’mon man. What we doin’ out there, man?”

......one for the NFL fans
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: UK Redsox on March 16, 2016, 06:01:20 PM
I Am Banksy
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: cheltenhamlion on March 16, 2016, 06:01:51 PM
M Khan is bent

(Spotters badge for you old sods that recognise that reference)
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: UK Redsox on March 16, 2016, 06:04:25 PM
Cheltenhamshire La La La
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: cheltenhamlion on March 16, 2016, 06:05:29 PM
You're from Cheltenham? In Gloucester?

******.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: edgysatsuma89 on March 16, 2016, 06:17:21 PM
'I'll stop being nasty if you let me have a bit of fun, yoghurt cock'
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Villa in Denmark on March 16, 2016, 10:27:26 PM
I'm with stupid -->

Difficult to get the arrow to look as if its pointing to the pitch

It's supposed to go with this.

(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRAS65knFWd1Bx_uTnXuv8liVWl5P23Vn6wTXc9bZXbFTVfVKhQ4Q)

Yes I know. Cheapshot.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 17, 2016, 08:26:21 AM
GREEN SHIELD STAMPS
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 17, 2016, 08:27:05 AM
WHERE'S CAPTAIN KIRK?
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 17, 2016, 08:27:32 AM
SOS
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: The Edge on March 17, 2016, 09:16:04 AM
If you notice this notice you will notice that it is a notice
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Risso on March 17, 2016, 09:26:05 AM
M Khan is bent

(Spotters badge for you old sods that recognise that reference)

Mary Whitehouse Experience!

You see that Aston Villa?  Bottom of the table and a national disgrace?  That's your team that is, you love them.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: joe_c on March 17, 2016, 09:55:31 AM
ROMANES EUNT DOMUS
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 17, 2016, 09:59:40 AM
MAY CONTAIN NUTS
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 17, 2016, 10:00:22 AM
ROMANES EUNT DOMUS

ROMANI ITE DOMUM
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 17, 2016, 10:01:49 AM
FREEDOM FOR TOOTING
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Edvard Remberg on March 17, 2016, 10:05:14 AM
"I am king of the world!!!" - Lerner
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: prmort on March 17, 2016, 10:11:55 AM
Proud History - Bright Future
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 17, 2016, 10:16:22 AM
DO FARTS HAVE LUMPS IN?
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Risso on March 17, 2016, 10:26:01 AM
YOU HAVE DEFINITELY SHEET YOURSELF
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Des Little on March 17, 2016, 10:40:06 AM
Proud History - Bright Future




Terms & conditions apply
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 17, 2016, 11:12:39 AM
THE END IS NIGH*




*Still. Mustn't grumble.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Des Little on March 17, 2016, 11:16:22 AM
Hold on to your sheets!
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 17, 2016, 12:05:48 PM
I'M SO PLEASED I BOUGHT SHARES IN DUNELM MILL
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: DBTW on March 17, 2016, 12:07:49 PM
RANDY NEVER LERNER
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: joe_c on March 17, 2016, 12:18:30 PM
DON'T PANIC in large, friendly letters.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: UK Redsox on March 17, 2016, 12:43:21 PM
DON'T PANIC in large, friendly letters.

42
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Risso on March 17, 2016, 01:07:24 PM
Westwood, Bacuna, prepared to venture down the right. There's a terrible ball in for Rudy Gestede. Oh, it's gone wide. It's a throw in.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Des Little on March 17, 2016, 01:11:42 PM
Westwood, Bacuna, prepared to venture down the right. There's a terrible ball in for Rudy Gestede. Oh, it's gone wide. It's a throw in.

Brilliant. 
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 17, 2016, 01:15:49 PM
THE 12TH MAN LEFT IN THE 74TH MINUTE
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: 1_Pablo_Angel on March 17, 2016, 01:18:21 PM
Please god somebody make the European Cup parody one.

Every time I read it I start laughing.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Jimbo on March 17, 2016, 01:25:41 PM
Westwood, Bacuna, prepared to venture down the right. There's a terrible ball in for Rudy Gestede. Oh, it's gone wide. It's a throw in.

Shouldn't that read:

"Westwood... goal kick."
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Villa in Denmark on March 17, 2016, 01:59:50 PM
DON'T PANIC in large, friendly letters.

42

We apologise for the inconvenience.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 17, 2016, 02:45:47 PM
I ONLY CAME HERE FOR THE CHIP BATCH*








*Regional variations apply
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 17, 2016, 02:46:10 PM
DAMN THESE EYES
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 17, 2016, 02:46:42 PM
BITTY
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 17, 2016, 02:47:42 PM
I AM HAPPY (MY FACE ALWAYS LOOKS LIKE THIS)
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on March 17, 2016, 02:50:14 PM
Vote Pies


......one for those up who drive the M6

I always see them signs - what are they about.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on March 17, 2016, 02:53:08 PM
THE TABLE IS A FALSE NARRATIVE INCREASED SHIRT SALES RULE KO
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Richard E on March 17, 2016, 02:56:52 PM
FOR HOW MUCH LONGER DO WE TOLERATE MR LERNER?
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: edgysatsuma89 on March 17, 2016, 03:01:03 PM
The longer the note, the more dread.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: dalians umbrella on March 17, 2016, 03:22:15 PM
LERNER FEARS SOCKO
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: ClaretAndBlueBlood on March 17, 2016, 03:25:46 PM
Semper Fidelis
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: andyh on March 17, 2016, 03:31:56 PM
Call Nicola Keys
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Richard E on March 17, 2016, 03:38:48 PM
FANS FEAR FOR VILLA FUTURE
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: dalians umbrella on March 17, 2016, 05:46:44 PM
COULD YOU SMELL WHAT THE FOX WAS COOKING?
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Toronto Villa on March 17, 2016, 05:48:21 PM
PADDY POWERLESS?
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 17, 2016, 06:02:30 PM
Brown or red sauce?
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 17, 2016, 06:02:54 PM
Owls vs gibbons.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: UK Redsox on March 17, 2016, 06:05:08 PM
Owls vs gibbons.

ahem........

"Owls versus Gibbons"
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 17, 2016, 06:16:46 PM
I said it better though.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Comrade Blitz on March 17, 2016, 07:02:21 PM
You play football like old people fuck
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: DeKuip on March 17, 2016, 08:07:42 PM
You play football like old people fuck
Twice a night and Sunday mornings?
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Zouch Villa on March 17, 2016, 08:11:42 PM
Everybody now....General K's Claret & Blue Army!....Anyone?
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: CT on March 17, 2016, 08:16:26 PM
WHO LET THE KRU BACK? WHO! WHO! WHO!
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Villafirst on March 17, 2016, 08:51:39 PM
KRULAK OUT!
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: weloveyoucarew on March 17, 2016, 09:01:19 PM
Mortimer. Shaw, Williams ,Prepared to adventure in the ---BET Championship 2016- ???? .

From the balcony, Upper North.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: CT Villan on March 17, 2016, 09:12:00 PM
I'm liking how this banner is coming along...

Hendrik Almstadt
Paddy Reilly
Tom Fox
Randy Lerner

to be continued...
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: LukeJames on March 17, 2016, 09:29:53 PM
FEEEB!

One bolied egg.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: VicMackey on March 18, 2016, 02:48:51 AM
FOR HOW MUCH LONGER DO WE TOLERATE MR LERNER?

If you tolerate this then your children will be next...
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 18, 2016, 07:05:18 AM
SORRY LAWRENCE
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 18, 2016, 07:06:03 AM
FOR THOSE OF YOU WATCHING IN BLACK AND WHITE - WE ARE THE TEAM PICKING THE BALL OUT OF THE NET
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 18, 2016, 07:06:43 AM
SEND FOR RED ADAIR
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Dave Cooper please on March 18, 2016, 10:33:44 AM
SEND FOR RED ADAIR

Is he still dancing with Ginger Rogers?
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: The Edge on March 18, 2016, 11:12:25 AM
Mortimer. Shaw, Williams ,Prepared to adventure in the ---BET Championship 2016- ???? .

From the balcony, Upper North.
I fucking hate that banner. It's a forlorn reminder of better times. I'd like to see the stewards remove ALL those crappy banners.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Comrade Blitz on March 18, 2016, 11:22:36 AM
(http://img.humorsharing.com/media/images/1202/i_3690_wall-street-protest-signs-018.jpg)
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: croatian on March 18, 2016, 12:00:09 PM
SEND FOR RED ADAIR

Is he still dancing with Ginger Rogers?
What's pink and smells of ginger?
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Tayls_7 on March 18, 2016, 02:25:53 PM
SEND FOR RED ADAIR

Is he still dancing with Ginger Rogers?
What's pink and smells of ginger?

I give up. What is it? In fact do you want to stand up, come to the front of the forum and tell everyone what it is.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: DaveD on March 18, 2016, 02:32:49 PM
Christian Horner's cock ?
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Hopadop on March 18, 2016, 03:32:53 PM
Gabby! Klaatu barada nikto
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: cheltenhamlion on March 18, 2016, 05:25:40 PM
FOR THOSE OF YOU WATCHING IN BLACK AND WHITE - WE ARE THE TEAM PICKING THE BALL OUT OF THE NET

Like.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: dalians umbrella on March 18, 2016, 05:42:43 PM
OH WE'RE SHIT. WE'RE DAMN SHIT!

(LERNER FEARS ANGLE)
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Toronto Villa on March 18, 2016, 06:42:33 PM
IS YOUR HOUSE FOR SALE PADDY?
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: cheltenhamlion on March 18, 2016, 06:43:34 PM
Would you have a cup of tea, Father?
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: dalians umbrella on March 18, 2016, 06:45:33 PM
WATCHA GONNA DO WHEN HOLLIS-MANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU?
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on March 18, 2016, 07:07:59 PM
SEND FOR RED ADAIR
We were shown a film about him at school when I was about fourteen. Don't know why we were shown it, unless it was a vain attempt to get us to fuck off to Saudi for a bit of adventure. I also seem to recall his favoured method for putting out oil fires was to blow them up.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: DeKuip on March 18, 2016, 07:21:06 PM
SACK THE BOARDS
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Ian. on March 18, 2016, 08:23:18 PM
Where'sssss my banner gone, where's my banner gone
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 18, 2016, 08:24:47 PM
Tell Sid
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Jimbo on March 18, 2016, 08:27:19 PM
PAUL ”FRANKSY" FRANKS LOOKS LIKE A DOLPHIN. LOOK AT HIM. HE REALLY DOES.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Toronto Villa on March 18, 2016, 08:37:09 PM
ALMSTADT OUT
FOX OUT
REILLY OUT
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: brian green on March 18, 2016, 08:49:33 PM
PROZAC ON SALE HERE
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: murfee on March 18, 2016, 09:02:16 PM
Westwood, Bacuna, prepared to venture down the right. There's a terrible ball in for Rudy Gestede. Oh, it's gone wide. It's a throw in.

That made me laugh.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Tayls_7 on March 18, 2016, 09:07:32 PM
Westwood, Bacuna, prepared to reluctantly venture down the right. There's a terrible ball in for Rudy Gestede. Oh, it's gone wide. It's a throw in.

That made me laugh.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: murfee on March 18, 2016, 09:08:54 PM
FOR THOSE OF YOU WATCHING IN BLACK AND WHITE - WE ARE THE TEAM PICKING THE BALL OUT OF THE NET

This one made me laugh even louder.
 We should have this made and hung up on the holte end........quality.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Jimbo on March 18, 2016, 09:10:54 PM
FOR THOSE OF YOU WATCHING IN BLACK AND WHITE - WE ARE THE TEAM PICKING THE BALL OUT OF THE NET

This one made me laugh even louder.
 We should have this made and hung up on the holte end........quality.


Seconded.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on March 18, 2016, 10:33:41 PM
DOFO OUT
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on March 18, 2016, 10:35:56 PM
FREE BEER.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Jimbo on March 18, 2016, 11:26:44 PM
BE FREER.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: West Derby Villan on March 18, 2016, 11:35:00 PM
Apologies, I seem to have come to the wrong division
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: dalians umbrella on March 19, 2016, 02:50:49 PM
RANDY 3:16 SAYS: "I JUST KILLED YOUR CLUB"
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: luke95 on March 19, 2016, 03:39:37 PM
20's not plenty
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: four fornicholl on March 19, 2016, 04:53:52 PM
I don't like jeff stelling
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: exigo on March 19, 2016, 05:11:08 PM
(http://uthmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/madridiots.jpg)
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Hampshire Villa on March 19, 2016, 06:54:12 PM
Don't fear the Reaper!
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: dalians umbrella on March 19, 2016, 06:58:04 PM
MERVYN "THE KING" LAWLER
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Jimbo on March 19, 2016, 06:59:07 PM
PLEASE, WE BEG YOU, MAKE IT STOP!
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: dalians umbrella on March 19, 2016, 07:04:10 PM
THE HART-RIPPED-OUT FOUNDATION: THE STINK AND KRULAK ATTACK
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 19, 2016, 07:05:03 PM
Won't somebody please think of the children
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on March 19, 2016, 08:22:34 PM
What's the WWE got to do with anything DA?
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: CT on March 19, 2016, 08:23:36 PM
Just bring banners with arrows on and we can all run around and point them at the goal like those fans in Scandinavia? did.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: adrenachrome on March 19, 2016, 08:38:13 PM
The backbone's connected to the answerphone
Cos we ain't got a spine
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: LukeJames on March 19, 2016, 08:42:06 PM
30s to cheap!
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: weloveyoucarew on March 20, 2016, 06:41:16 AM
    ELLIS - CORNERSHOP
LERNER - F.W. WOOLWORTH


Was It John Gregory who made the cornershop comparison about Doug Ellis ?
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: rgarrad on March 20, 2016, 07:09:17 AM
oh, new orders Tonev, anyone you see with a banner-you can shoot at!
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on March 20, 2016, 11:18:43 AM
NOW IS THE SEASON OF OUR DISCONTENT.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Risso on March 20, 2016, 11:25:18 AM
    ELLIS - CORNERSHOP
LERNER - F.W. WOOLWORTH


Was It John Gregory who made the cornershop comparison about Doug Ellis ?


Frank Woolworth was a visionary and when he died was one of the richest men in the world.  The Woolworth Building in Lower Manhattan is a fitting tribute to him.  He started out poor and by the time he died was worth millions.  Lerner seems to be travelling in the opposite direction.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Malandro on March 20, 2016, 12:07:18 PM
The Fall Guy
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: VicMackey on March 20, 2016, 12:42:01 PM
The Premier League without Aston Villa is nothing
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: West Derby Villan on March 20, 2016, 12:54:11 PM
Please give generously
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: UK Redsox on March 20, 2016, 01:30:54 PM
I have become Comfortably Numb
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Des Little on March 20, 2016, 01:48:09 PM
F*ck this shit
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Nelly on March 20, 2016, 02:05:28 PM
Unprepared
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: godzvilla on March 20, 2016, 02:57:10 PM
´Villa have left the Building´
                                                      .....................Godzvilla!
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: dalians umbrella on March 20, 2016, 03:12:55 PM
What's the WWE got to do with anything DA?

It's what I most associate with fans holding up lots of signs, and my misery following Villa is such that I was doing it mostly for my own entertainment, but also for any WWE children of the 80s / 90s.

e.g.

RANDY SCREWED BRET,

or

RANDY "THE HITMAN LERNER" - THE EXCELLENCE OF RELEGATION



I think I might have gone a bit mental.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: ChicagoLion on March 20, 2016, 04:38:33 PM
Nigel Pearson
FUCK OFF
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: HolmesyVilla on March 20, 2016, 06:24:53 PM
Skin Up Chav!
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on March 20, 2016, 06:44:40 PM
WE'RE GOING DOWN WITH THE GEORDIES
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: ez on March 20, 2016, 06:47:22 PM
    ELLIS - CORNERSHOP
LERNER - F.W. WOOLWORTH


Was It John Gregory who made the cornershop comparison about Doug Ellis ?


I think it was Ken Bates.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: damien on March 20, 2016, 06:50:01 PM
Graham Taylor back in some capacity please !!!!!
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 20, 2016, 07:54:00 PM
OCELOT SPLEENS
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 20, 2016, 07:55:31 PM
WE'VE GOT A BANNER THAT'LL GET ON YOUR NERVES
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Virgil Caine on March 20, 2016, 08:07:53 PM
We're so angry this Banner is about to turn Green
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Steve67 on March 20, 2016, 08:16:49 PM
It's ok for you rich bastards on the board, I have no bedding for tonight.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: F. Austin Purcell on March 20, 2016, 08:22:32 PM
    ELLIS - CORNERSHOP
LERNER - F.W. WOOLWORTH


Was It John Gregory who made the cornershop comparison about Doug Ellis ?


Frank Woolworth was a visionary and when he died was one of the richest men in the world.  The Woolworth Building in Lower Manhattan is a fitting tribute to him.  He started out poor and by the time he died was worth millions.  Lerner seems to be travelling in the opposite direction.

You must have large bedding.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Steve67 on March 20, 2016, 08:24:46 PM
Yeah Risso, you're never gonna get all of that on one banner!! lol
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: luke95 on March 20, 2016, 08:59:11 PM
Why have Cotton when you can have Silk !!
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Des Little on March 20, 2016, 09:42:43 PM
NOW RECRUITING
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: pbavfckuwait on March 21, 2016, 06:25:56 AM
We Want Our Remi Back
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: sid1964 on March 21, 2016, 07:33:57 AM
A good old fashioned one aimed at the supposed footballers of Aston Villa

YOUR NOT FIT TO WEAR THE SHIRT
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on March 21, 2016, 08:25:22 AM
A good old fashioned one aimed at the supposed footballers of Aston Villa

YOUR NOT FIT TO WEAR THE SHIRT
Where are the grammar police when you need them? ;)
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: UK Redsox on March 21, 2016, 08:37:16 AM
We Want Our Remi Back

....or for those who went to Man City......

We Want Our Pigeon Back
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: peter w on March 21, 2016, 08:41:34 AM
This Is A Banner
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: luke95 on March 21, 2016, 08:59:34 AM
Vacancy
Apply within.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 21, 2016, 09:05:39 AM
C'EST NE PAS UNE PIPE

Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Jimbo on March 21, 2016, 09:22:46 AM
C'ESI N'EST PAS UNE FOOTBALL CLUB
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: ClaretAndBlueBlood on March 21, 2016, 09:30:15 AM
ban the banners
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: UK Redsox on March 21, 2016, 09:50:27 AM
I Have A Gub
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: luke95 on March 21, 2016, 09:55:13 AM
My other banner is a pillowcase.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: yammers on March 21, 2016, 09:59:39 AM
This Is A Banner

There are many like it, but this one is mine.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: HolmesyVilla on March 21, 2016, 10:44:09 AM
WoW I can read
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 21, 2016, 11:28:32 AM
I AM ADMIN
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Des Little on March 21, 2016, 11:29:52 AM
Ads out
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: class-of-82 on March 21, 2016, 06:53:52 PM
THIS IS NOT A BANNER
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 21, 2016, 06:56:46 PM
ITS BEHIND YOU
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: walsall villain on March 21, 2016, 07:07:47 PM
Down with this sort of thing
Or for the new board...... careful now
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: peter w on March 21, 2016, 07:10:07 PM
This Sod Weed On Me
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Godfrey Brian on March 21, 2016, 07:42:08 PM
Tarra a bit
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: edgysatsuma89 on March 22, 2016, 09:12:25 AM
FEEEB!

One bolied egg.

How do you spell egg?
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: ClaretAndBlueBlood on March 22, 2016, 10:05:09 AM
Players out
Garde stay
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Nii Lamptey on March 22, 2016, 01:41:07 PM
Who's our next messiah? Ant or Dec?
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Richard E on March 22, 2016, 01:43:32 PM
"Goodbye Remy" (based on the OS' welcome to him when he arrived.)
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Tony Erdington on March 22, 2016, 01:44:13 PM
to the players, (that's a joke in its self)

We forgot that you were here
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: adrenachrome on March 22, 2016, 02:12:24 PM
Ineluctable modality of the unwatchable.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: mr underhill on March 22, 2016, 03:30:58 PM
A Fool and his money are easily parted
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: adrenachrome on March 22, 2016, 03:49:26 PM
Fuck a duck.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: adrenachrome on March 22, 2016, 05:07:06 PM
Jesus on a moped!
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: passport1 on March 22, 2016, 05:34:26 PM
Walk Away Remi
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: cheltenhamlion on March 22, 2016, 06:32:55 PM
I am holding this banner
On Stu's behalf.
He has had enough
And gone to the seaside.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: adrenachrome on March 22, 2016, 07:22:37 PM
Shurely shome mishtake!
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: adrenachrome on March 22, 2016, 07:24:41 PM
Go to hell, you irredeemable spunk stains.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: luke95 on March 22, 2016, 07:39:53 PM
Crackerjack!
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: anton hillman on March 22, 2016, 07:49:07 PM
Go back Paddy Reilly to Ballyjamesduff
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on March 22, 2016, 07:54:07 PM
We're not fickle.
We just want a bit more than 3 wins all season.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: anton hillman on March 22, 2016, 07:56:19 PM
Nous sommes dans la merde
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 22, 2016, 07:59:04 PM
IF ONLY
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: adrenachrome on March 22, 2016, 08:14:22 PM
Uriah hit the the crapper
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Villa in Denmark on March 22, 2016, 08:14:39 PM
"If you hung 11 Villa shirts on a washing line five thousand fans would turn up to watch them.” Tommy Docherty 1968

"We'd rather watch 11 Villa shirts on a washing line." The Holte End 2016
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: adrenachrome on March 22, 2016, 08:22:55 PM
Spit gum you slags.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Chico Hamilton III on March 22, 2016, 08:25:51 PM
"If you hung 11 Villa shirts on a washing line five thousand fans would turn up to watch them.” Tommy Docherty 1968

"We'd rather watch 11 Villa shirts on a washing line." The Holte End 2016

I'd rather see Tommy Docherty hanging from a washing line
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Mister E on March 22, 2016, 08:27:34 PM
"If you hung 11 Villa shirts on a washing line five thousand fans would turn up to watch them.” Tommy Docherty 1968

"We'd rather watch 11 Villa shirts on a washing line." The Holte End 2016

I'd rather see Tommy Docherty hanging from a washing line
And, it was 30,000 fans wasn't it?
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: LukeJames on March 22, 2016, 08:27:52 PM
Dylsexia eggzists!
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: adrenachrome on March 22, 2016, 08:29:05 PM
Fuck off and die.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: adrenachrome on March 22, 2016, 08:33:08 PM
You licky bum bum down
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: anton hillman on March 22, 2016, 08:33:50 PM
Quantative Easing Please!
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: dave shelley on March 22, 2016, 08:35:47 PM
"If you hung 11 Villa shirts on a washing line five thousand fans would turn up to watch them.” Tommy Docherty 1968

"We'd rather watch 11 Villa shirts on a washing line." The Holte End 2016

I'd rather see Tommy Docherty hanging from a washing line
And, it was 30,000 fans wasn't it?

10,000 is the figure that has always been in my head.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 22, 2016, 08:36:39 PM
I am not an ostrich, I am a free man.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: olaftab on March 22, 2016, 08:39:40 PM
"If you hung 11 Villa shirts on a washing line five thousand fans would turn up to watch them.” Tommy Docherty 1968

"We'd rather watch 11 Villa shirts on a washing line." The Holte End 2016

I'd rather see Tommy Docherty hanging from a washing line
And, it was 30,000 fans wasn't it?

10,000 is the figure that has always been in my head.
I think the figure was 10000 but obviously never been proven.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: LukeJames on March 22, 2016, 08:41:10 PM
"If you hung 11 Villa shirts on a washing line five thousand fans would turn up to watch them.” Tommy Docherty 1968

"We'd rather watch 11 Villa shirts on a washing line." The Holte End 2016

I'd rather see Tommy Docherty hanging from a washing line
And, it was 30,000 fans wasn't it?

10,000 is the figure that has always been in my head.
I think the figure was 10000 but obviously never been proven.

How small you writing it too fit all that on?
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: olaftab on March 22, 2016, 08:42:10 PM
We're not fickle.
We just want a bit more than 3 wins all season.
I have seen all 3 this season Something to tell my Grand kids! I am going to mention that we won all 3 without conceding a goal.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: rgarrad on March 22, 2016, 08:48:28 PM
bring back Barry Banner
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: walsall villain on March 22, 2016, 08:50:53 PM
bring back Barry Banner
You are banned from bringing a Banner banner.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: HolmesyVilla on March 22, 2016, 08:59:10 PM
I'm missing the Countdown omnibus for this
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Des Little on March 22, 2016, 09:54:29 PM
It's only a game
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Villa in Denmark on March 22, 2016, 10:12:28 PM
"If you hung 11 Villa shirts on a washing line five thousand fans would turn up to watch them.” Tommy Docherty 1968

"We'd rather watch 11 Villa shirts on a washing line." The Holte End 2016

I'd rather see Tommy Docherty hanging from a washing line
And, it was 30,000 fans wasn't it?

10,000 is the figure that has always been in my head.
I think the figure was 10000 but obviously never been proven.

Every search I did returned 5000 as the number.

No 11 on this list for example. (http://sabotagetimes.com/football/25-funny-tommy-docherty-quotes-chelsea-and-man-utd-fans-must-see)

Regardless the sentiment's the same.

As an aside Docherty did get 2 things right.

He apparently predicted we'd compete in the European Cup just before he got the boot in '70 and in the 90's said that Man Utd were on their way to no longer being a football club and more a giant fruit machine.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: DaveD on March 22, 2016, 10:40:10 PM
If you notice this notice you will notice this notice is not worth noticing.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: adrenachrome on March 22, 2016, 11:09:11 PM
All aboard
Randy's rotten sledge
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: peter w on March 22, 2016, 11:15:41 PM
VILLA
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 22, 2016, 11:19:39 PM
I HATE YOU ALL
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: German James on March 22, 2016, 11:22:14 PM
"If you hung 11 Villa shirts on a washing line five thousand fans would turn up to watch them.” Tommy Docherty 1968

"We'd rather watch 11 Villa shirts on a washing line." The Holte End 2016

I'd rather see Tommy Docherty hanging from a washing line
And, it was 30,000 fans wasn't it?

10,000 is the figure that has always been in my head.
I think the figure was 10000 but obviously never been proven.

Every search I did returned 5000 as the number.

No 11 on this list for example. (http://sabotagetimes.com/football/25-funny-tommy-docherty-quotes-chelsea-and-man-utd-fans-must-see)

Regardless the sentiment's the same.

As an aside Docherty did get 2 things right.

He apparently predicted we'd compete in the European Cup just before he got the boot in '70 and in the 90's said that Man Utd were on their way to no longer being a football club and more a giant fruit machine.

Number 6 seems pretty relevant at the moment, too!
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: adrenachrome on March 22, 2016, 11:34:27 PM
Welcome to my nightmare
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 22, 2016, 11:39:44 PM
I've seen us win 5 games this season! #livingthedream
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Villa in Denmark on March 22, 2016, 11:42:01 PM

Number 6 seems pretty relevant at the moment, too!

As does no 8.

I quite like no 18 and no 20.
Apart from the fact that he never saw McNeill as a manager obviously.

Now I'm feeling peckish. Anyone fancy a Chinese?

The link again. (http://sabotagetimes.com/football/25-funny-tommy-docherty-quotes-chelsea-and-man-utd-fans-must-see)
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: adrenachrome on March 22, 2016, 11:48:13 PM
Spineless and Gormless
We slither down
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 23, 2016, 07:30:43 AM
SNAKES ON A PLAYING FIELD
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: LukeJames on March 23, 2016, 07:37:30 AM
Fuck off!
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: cdbearsfan on March 23, 2016, 07:37:53 AM
Ever get the feeling you've been cheated?
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: cheltenhamlion on March 23, 2016, 09:36:14 AM
Anyone for tennis?
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: luke95 on March 23, 2016, 10:03:01 AM
You've only come to see the banners!
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 23, 2016, 10:12:08 AM
WOULD YOU MIND STANDING UP PLEASE? I CAN STILL SEE THE PITCH
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Des Little on March 23, 2016, 10:22:21 AM
PULL MY FINGER
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: UK Redsox on March 23, 2016, 10:38:54 AM
ITEOTWAWKI(AIFF)


on the back of which would be......


LEONARD DAVID BERNSTEIN
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: mamuu on March 23, 2016, 10:54:33 AM
LIPS
HIPS
TITS
GABI

Gouranga says "Really Villa, every single week ?"

So long and thanks for the 16 points
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Phil from the upper holte on March 23, 2016, 10:57:20 AM
'Save Chip.'

I remember that. Ha how funny
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: cdbearsfan on March 23, 2016, 10:57:31 AM
Hey! Hey! General K!
How many kids did you kill today?
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: peter w on March 23, 2016, 02:34:17 PM
What's On The Other Side?
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 23, 2016, 03:03:58 PM
IS IT A BIRD?
IS IT A PLANE?
NO, IT'S GABBY.
OH.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 23, 2016, 03:05:46 PM
CONSTIPATED MATHEMATICIANS WORK IT OUT WITH A PENCIL
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 23, 2016, 03:21:50 PM
CONSTIPATED MATHEMATICIANS WORK IT OUT WITH A PENCIL

Bobby Brown worked it out using his fingers.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 23, 2016, 07:16:04 PM
WHY IS IT ALWAYS 11 MINUTES PAST?
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: luke95 on March 23, 2016, 07:34:25 PM
WHY IS IT ALWAYS 11 MINUTES PAST?
Aesthetics
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: adrenachrome on March 23, 2016, 09:33:45 PM
Boredom is counterrevolutionary.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: LukeJames on March 23, 2016, 09:59:57 PM
I like milk.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: luke95 on March 23, 2016, 11:01:36 PM
Ban the Bomb Squad!
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Villa in Denmark on March 23, 2016, 11:16:18 PM
I'd rather be a sausage
than an egg
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: cdbearsfan on March 23, 2016, 11:22:00 PM
The revolution Rotherham game will not be televised.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: wittonwarrior on March 23, 2016, 11:23:02 PM
I'd rather be a sausage
than an egg

That  was the song at Wembley for some daft  pre season late 80's
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 23, 2016, 11:40:41 PM
Everyone is famous for 74 minutes.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: SteveD on March 23, 2016, 11:56:12 PM
The revolution Rotherham game will not be televised.

Nice one!
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Villa in Denmark on March 24, 2016, 12:27:48 AM
I'd rather be a sausage
than an egg

That  was the song at Wembley for some daft  pre season late 80's

Pre match Holte End late 80's early 90's.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Louzie0 on March 24, 2016, 02:12:43 AM
KEEP CALM AND SINK SHIPS



Other fans' ships, obv.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 24, 2016, 06:33:02 AM
WELCOME TO HELL
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 24, 2016, 09:22:58 AM
WHERE DID IT ALL GO WRONG?
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 24, 2016, 09:26:45 AM
DISSATISFACTION GUARANTEED
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 24, 2016, 09:27:15 AM
MOYES OUT
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 24, 2016, 09:27:47 AM
MY WHOLE LIFE IS A FALSE FLAG
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: olaftab on March 24, 2016, 09:35:31 AM
YOU LOT ARE JUST NOT TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY :-[
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Des Little on March 24, 2016, 09:46:01 AM
MY PEN'S RUNNING OU
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 24, 2016, 10:12:03 AM
YOU CAN'T WIN THE LEAGUE WITH KIDS BUT IT WOULD BE A LOT MORE INTERESTING THAN WATCHING THIS SHOWER OF SHIT.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 24, 2016, 10:12:21 AM
TL;DR
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on March 24, 2016, 10:22:37 AM
WE WANT OUR KING KONG BACK.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: mal on March 24, 2016, 10:25:31 AM
All aboard
Randy's rotten sledge

Robyn Hitchcock and The Egyptians.  Fantastic band.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on March 24, 2016, 10:36:16 AM
TRUE IS IT THAT WE HAVE SEEN BETTER DAYS*



*As you Like It. Act II.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: joe_c on March 24, 2016, 11:41:56 AM
All aboard
Randy's rotten sledge


Please don't call me Remy
It's not my name
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Des Little on March 24, 2016, 11:42:56 AM
FREE BANNER FOR EVERY STEWARD

APPLY WITHIN
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: joe_c on March 24, 2016, 11:46:32 AM
Hey! Hey! General K!
How many kids did you kill today?

I vaguely remember posting on my way back from a midweek game at Fulham about ten years ago:

Hey, hey, JPA!
How many pens did you miss today?

from an internet phonebox at Victoria station which felt like living in the future at the time.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Comrade Blitz on March 24, 2016, 11:57:11 AM
A MEALY MOUTHED BANNER
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 24, 2016, 12:25:34 PM
TRUE IS IT THAT WE HAVE SEEN BETTER DAYS*



*As you Like It. Act II.

WE WERE ADORED ONCE TOO*

*Paraphrase of Twelfth Night Act II
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: DaveD on March 24, 2016, 12:33:32 PM
TL;DR

Oh I like that one a lot.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on March 24, 2016, 04:24:13 PM
TRUE IS IT THAT WE HAVE SEEN BETTER DAYS*



*As you Like It. Act II.

WE WERE ADORED ONCE TOO*

*Paraphrase of Twelfth Night Act II
OUT DAMNED GABBY! OUT, I SAY*

* Bill didn't quite say that in Macbeth but I bet he would if he were alive today. ;D

Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: brian green on March 24, 2016, 05:48:14 PM
Solidarity with Joe Marler.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: DeKuip on March 24, 2016, 06:04:30 PM
11 FOOT
BALLERS
WANTED

(It's off a single bed)
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Malandro on March 24, 2016, 06:45:52 PM
Goof it like Guzan
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: cdward on March 24, 2016, 09:45:29 PM
DO I NOT LIKE THAT
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Nelly on March 24, 2016, 09:50:27 PM
DO I NOT LIKE THAT

Brilliant!
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: peter w on March 24, 2016, 10:10:02 PM
DEREK
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Mister E on March 24, 2016, 10:13:09 PM
BRIAN LITTLE WALKS ON WATER
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Mister E on March 24, 2016, 10:14:13 PM
I'D RATHER HAVE A HOLLIS THAN A FOX
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Mister E on March 24, 2016, 10:14:31 PM
WE'LL BE BACK
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: peter w on March 24, 2016, 10:14:40 PM
I'M FROM HERE
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Jimbo on March 24, 2016, 10:38:47 PM
WE'LL BE CACK.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: adrenachrome on March 24, 2016, 11:23:11 PM
It's Ugsome in the Urals
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 25, 2016, 07:10:56 AM
RESURGAM*




*One for Latin scholars or followers of The Archers
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: LukeJames on March 25, 2016, 07:17:18 AM
AAAAAAGH BISTO!
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 25, 2016, 07:53:24 AM
NOTHING TO SEE HERE - PLEASE MOVE ALONG
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Malandro on March 25, 2016, 08:07:12 AM
Bring back Take That
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: rgarrad on March 25, 2016, 08:22:12 AM
board meeting minutes:- you can have decent toilets & a poor team or...
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 25, 2016, 08:50:29 AM
THE VILLA GREEN PRESERVATION SOCIETY
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: frankmosswasmyuncle on March 25, 2016, 08:56:28 AM
THE VILLA GREEN PRESERVATION SOCIETY
Very good your Grace.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: class-of-82 on March 25, 2016, 08:57:39 AM
My other banner is Egyptian cotton
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Leicester_Villian on March 25, 2016, 12:03:57 PM
Everyone just take a white hankie and wave it at an agreed time ......... little chance of stewards taking these
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Des Little on March 25, 2016, 12:07:40 PM
Mine says

POWER RANGERS


You did say duvet cover, right?
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on March 25, 2016, 12:40:00 PM
WE WONT BE LAST ON MOTD NEXT SEASON.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Bad English on March 27, 2016, 07:10:43 PM
If I made a banner it would probably say "BOOOOOOO! YOU GUTLESS WANKERS"

I would also be very impressed if the crowd booed the guilty parties' every touch and shouted WANKER, WANKER! Fuck supporting the team! Give the c***s some stick! WANKERS!
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Marlon From Bearwood on March 27, 2016, 07:38:50 PM
I HATE THESE PLAYERS
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: luke95 on March 27, 2016, 08:29:33 PM
      Banners

Cafe and Restaurant
     Book Now
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: joe_c on March 27, 2016, 08:51:08 PM
WINDSCALE in wobbly writing
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Toronto Villa on March 27, 2016, 10:20:00 PM
How was Dubai you lazy fucks?
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Des Little on March 27, 2016, 10:43:37 PM
YOU'RE
SHIT
AHHHHH
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: adrenachrome on March 27, 2016, 11:24:14 PM
FUCK ALL Y'ALL
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 27, 2016, 11:29:23 PM
Who killed Bambi?
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: edgysatsuma89 on March 27, 2016, 11:32:24 PM
I've got 99 problems AND THEY'RE ALL FUCKING VILLA.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 27, 2016, 11:33:38 PM
I've got 99 Red Balloons.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: edgysatsuma89 on March 27, 2016, 11:38:22 PM
Your piles that bad?
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: adrenachrome on March 27, 2016, 11:39:56 PM
I've got six things on my mind you're no longer one of them
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: oswald funkletrumpet on March 28, 2016, 09:00:39 AM
I've got six things on my mind you're no longer one of them

when love breaks down
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: SashasGrandad on March 28, 2016, 09:14:07 AM
14th minute applause

To remember when we deserved to play against the world's best players
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: in exile on March 28, 2016, 10:55:14 AM
No To Bannan
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on March 28, 2016, 11:09:56 AM
Time for the obvious one..........
WE WANT HEROES NOT VILLAINS.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: martin o`who?? on March 28, 2016, 05:57:11 PM
A plain white flag should do it.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: exigo on March 28, 2016, 06:23:30 PM
BAN THE BANNER BANNERS
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: olaftab on March 28, 2016, 06:30:07 PM
A plain white flag should do it.
That's not new though. Our team has been waving those all season.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: ChicagoLion on March 28, 2016, 09:26:42 PM
We're on Garde n Leave
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: pbavfckuwait on March 29, 2016, 07:42:34 AM
Bacuna super star, wears frilly knickers and a playtex bra (but only in Champions league games)
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Malandro on March 29, 2016, 01:33:16 PM

Not fit to wear THE shirt, not a shirt - players not the boardroom.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: conman on March 29, 2016, 01:40:17 PM
Its been a long hard season
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Malandro on March 29, 2016, 01:52:31 PM
close to relegation, lets have a cigar
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Jaffa on March 29, 2016, 01:54:33 PM
Don't tag me in your stupid photos U clown!
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Villa in Denmark on March 29, 2016, 02:05:25 PM
Don't tag me in your stupid photos U clown!
Poor Micah, he was going for this look and couldn't even get that right.

(http://lovemyword.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/thHWPMILWT.jpg).

Twat.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 29, 2016, 02:51:46 PM
WE ARE THE INSANE CLOWN POSSE
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 29, 2016, 02:53:46 PM
BRING BACK DAVID O LEARY*





*I mean Dermot really.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 29, 2016, 02:55:19 PM
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/TX6AWUpxBYs/maxresdefault.jpg)
(http://mrclown.tv/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/MC_SightWords-Said.jpg)
(http://precisionscienceediting.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/the.png)
(http://www.francetvinfo.fr/image/750ns25lc-b6a5/1000/562/4903911.jpg)
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Malandro on March 29, 2016, 02:56:43 PM
Cos I'm Havana good time
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: The Edge on March 29, 2016, 03:02:36 PM
Signwriters of the World Unite!
Dyslexics of the world Untie!
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 29, 2016, 03:30:58 PM
LUTON FOR THE CUP
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 29, 2016, 03:35:03 PM
COME IN NUMBER 4* YOUR TIME IS UP




*Change where applicable but I think this will do for starters.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: edgysatsuma89 on March 29, 2016, 03:40:48 PM
Gabby ... We are still haters*

*serious dislikers for those that don't like using 'hate' for someone they've never met**.

**Basically no one here likes you.

P.S. bugger off lard arse.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: peter w on March 29, 2016, 04:14:05 PM
I LIKE GABBY
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: edgysatsuma89 on March 29, 2016, 04:49:37 PM
I LIKE GABBY

:D

*** Except him ^
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Malandro on March 29, 2016, 04:56:43 PM
Work will set you free.

Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: ASHTONVILLA on March 29, 2016, 05:23:14 PM
'Captains out!'
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: in exile on March 29, 2016, 06:48:11 PM
77 SAUNDERS TRIP
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: HolmesyVilla on March 29, 2016, 06:57:07 PM
WET PAINT
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Jon Crofts on March 29, 2016, 06:58:35 PM
Gabby ate my rhinocerous.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Tayls_7 on March 29, 2016, 06:59:26 PM
How deep would oceans be if they didn't have sponges in them?
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Jon Crofts on March 29, 2016, 06:59:33 PM
Withe Villa were Shaw to score.  With Gestede were not likely to in a million years.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: The Edge on March 29, 2016, 07:08:51 PM
How deep would oceans be if they didn't have sponges in them?
If I ate myself would I double in size or disappear?
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: cheltenhamlion on March 29, 2016, 07:13:52 PM
Haters gonna hate
Fatty's gonna grate
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Jon Crofts on March 29, 2016, 07:17:20 PM
Wrong thread.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: adrenachrome on March 29, 2016, 07:17:33 PM
(http://acronymsandslang.com/acronym_image/2589/e4d56ff9ff35d464a40c925f605cb375.jpg)
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: The Edge on March 29, 2016, 07:21:34 PM
I LIKE GABBY
Gabby likes burgers.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Comrade Blitz on March 29, 2016, 07:32:45 PM
Croutons: Yes
Cretins: No
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: serbentoflight on March 29, 2016, 07:39:03 PM
"WHY US?

What did we EVER do to you?"
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: clash city rocker on March 29, 2016, 07:58:46 PM
NEXT TIME BUY..

A ONE WAY TICKET
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: cheltenhamlion on March 29, 2016, 08:15:35 PM
STOP STEALING A LIVING
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 29, 2016, 08:18:48 PM
CHEESY PEAS
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Witton Warrior on March 29, 2016, 08:34:30 PM
GARLIC BREAD?
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: prmort on March 29, 2016, 08:43:37 PM
I fart in your general direction
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Nelly on March 29, 2016, 08:49:55 PM
...Aston Villa, Nil.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: luke95 on March 29, 2016, 10:06:56 PM
Hallelujah!!
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: UK Redsox on March 29, 2016, 10:20:00 PM
NEXT PLEASE
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: DeKuip on March 29, 2016, 10:22:46 PM
BLACK OUT
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: walsall villain on March 29, 2016, 10:23:59 PM
More managers than wins.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Mister E on March 29, 2016, 10:24:05 PM
LAMBERT : NOOO
SHERWOOD : NAH
GARDE : NON
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: UK Redsox on March 29, 2016, 10:27:59 PM
WELCOME JOSE
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Des Little on March 29, 2016, 10:28:08 PM
BLACK OUT

Is there a war on?
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 29, 2016, 10:57:49 PM
Somebody's claret and blue army.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Malandro on March 29, 2016, 11:18:02 PM
Hung out to dry
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Malandro on March 29, 2016, 11:18:41 PM
It is spring
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Bottom Right 89 on March 29, 2016, 11:25:45 PM
🔆Buffering
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 29, 2016, 11:30:38 PM
TEMPORARY VACANCY - APPLY WITHIN
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 29, 2016, 11:31:51 PM
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT

            WANKERS
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: adrenachrome on March 29, 2016, 11:32:55 PM
We're going down like Buddy Holly
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 29, 2016, 11:33:21 PM
THEY THINK ITS ALL OVER; IT IS NOW
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Malandro on March 29, 2016, 11:34:57 PM
Don't piss off the Bish
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 29, 2016, 11:54:36 PM
FREE PUNCH - APPLY WITHIN
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Villa in Denmark on March 29, 2016, 11:55:48 PM
FREE PUNCH - APPLY WITHIN SEE MICAH RICHARDS
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: joe_c on March 30, 2016, 12:07:37 AM
Because we all love a good open letter

(https://40.media.tumblr.com/e098f0f63fc265290ad80c306d10c4f8/tumblr_mp9drduEGv1sxh2xbo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 30, 2016, 12:12:59 AM
Super.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: adrenachrome on March 30, 2016, 12:22:07 AM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Un6MIEbkVfc/TfZJV_GRP1I/AAAAAAAAAsw/-wNj_JLAaT4/s1600/TUC+BANNERS_7_1.jpg)
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: adrenachrome on March 30, 2016, 12:29:40 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Wmvx7.jpg)
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on March 30, 2016, 08:55:01 AM
Pearson Out
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on March 30, 2016, 09:01:45 AM
Left Side or Right Side...always watching the wrong side.

Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 30, 2016, 10:10:42 AM
I'M ON THE BOG
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on March 30, 2016, 10:17:35 AM
BOG OFF.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 30, 2016, 10:36:45 AM
FUNEX?
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on March 30, 2016, 10:38:44 AM
BUT ONE GET ONE FREE ?
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on March 30, 2016, 10:52:57 AM
BUY ONE GET THE REST OF THE FUCKERS FREE.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: UK Redsox on March 30, 2016, 11:23:41 AM
Somebody's claret and blue army.

A N Other's Claret and Blue Army
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: dave shelley on March 30, 2016, 12:50:39 PM
ABP's CLARET AND BLUE ARMY
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Chris Jameson on March 30, 2016, 02:23:28 PM
MOYES OUT
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: CT on March 30, 2016, 04:24:47 PM
BLACK OUT!
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: walsall villain on March 30, 2016, 04:31:14 PM
AFRICAN CAR REVERSER ON TOUR
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: somec on March 30, 2016, 05:02:44 PM
ONCE YOU'VE HAD (ERIC) BLACK, YOU NEVER GO BACK!
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on March 30, 2016, 05:31:58 PM
I'M A NIGERIAN PRINCE PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR MONEY.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 30, 2016, 06:02:03 PM
MOYES OUT

MOYES OUT

Ahem.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on March 30, 2016, 06:33:49 PM
MOYES OUT

DON'T DITHER, DUMP DULL DAVE
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Chris Jameson on March 30, 2016, 07:05:55 PM
MOYES OUT

MOYES OUT

Ahem.

MOYES IN
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Villatillidie1982 on March 30, 2016, 07:47:05 PM
Potatohead we love you
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: SashasGrandad on March 30, 2016, 07:52:26 PM
MOYES OUT

MOYES OUT

Ahem.

TITS OUT

(4 the LADS)
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: curlytailavfc on March 30, 2016, 07:57:10 PM
under jocks and x fuckin blues we will always fuckin loose
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: HolmesyVilla on March 30, 2016, 09:20:22 PM
I got an itchy bum!
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: UK Redsox on March 30, 2016, 09:38:21 PM
MOYES OUT

MOYES OUT

Ahem.

MOYES IN

Moyes Hokey Cokey
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 30, 2016, 09:40:08 PM
Pull my finger
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Mister E on March 30, 2016, 10:19:06 PM
CLOSE THE DUBAIGATE AFTER YOU
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Mister E on March 30, 2016, 10:20:28 PM
ON YER BIKE, MICAH
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Mister E on March 30, 2016, 10:20:49 PM
KILROY WUZ HERE
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 31, 2016, 07:21:19 AM
KICK OUT THE JAMS MOTHERF*CKERS
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Witton Warrior on March 31, 2016, 08:05:49 AM
KICK OUT THE JAMS MOTHERF*CKERS

Revolutionary stuff Brother!
MC5 - let's rock...
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Malandro on March 31, 2016, 08:08:32 AM
Levelling the land
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: brian green on March 31, 2016, 08:11:50 AM
Get Orf My Land
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: pbavfckuwait on March 31, 2016, 08:37:50 AM
Keep off the Pitch
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 31, 2016, 08:52:15 AM
CAVEAT EMPTOR
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on March 31, 2016, 09:14:15 AM
HELLO SAILOR.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Des Little on March 31, 2016, 09:27:16 AM
APPLAUSE
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Malandro on March 31, 2016, 09:28:24 AM
5 1/4"' floppy
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on March 31, 2016, 09:34:06 AM
OOH YOU ARE AWFUL.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: ClaretAndBlueBlood on March 31, 2016, 09:42:33 AM
The Stewards are great
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Malandro on March 31, 2016, 09:53:35 AM
Randy: are you an ostrich?
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Des Little on March 31, 2016, 09:54:01 AM
OOH YOU ARE AWFUL.

You drinking in Hurst St pre/post match Mr Plod?  There's a theme developing here...
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: ClaretAndBlueBlood on March 31, 2016, 09:55:26 AM
Player Power 1
Garde 0
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Zouch Villa on March 31, 2016, 09:57:08 AM
Dazed & Confused
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on March 31, 2016, 09:58:54 AM
OOH YOU ARE AWFUL.

You drinking in Hurst St pre/post match Mr Plod?  There's a theme developing here...
Ha very good. Actually I spent yesterday evening listening to old episodes of Round The Horne. Now all the catch phrases are wedged in my brain.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 31, 2016, 09:59:30 AM
SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 31, 2016, 09:59:58 AM
SCREAM IF YOU WANT TO GO (DOWN) FASTER
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 31, 2016, 10:01:24 AM
IS THIS REAL LIFE OR AM I WATCHING IN SLO MO?
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 31, 2016, 10:02:36 AM
WHEN I DIE I'LL GO TO HEAVEN COS I'VE SPENT MY LIFE IN HELL WATCHING THIS SHIT
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 31, 2016, 10:04:39 AM
116 123
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 31, 2016, 10:05:17 AM
DIAL M FOR MISERY
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Zouch Villa on March 31, 2016, 10:10:18 AM
Jack's not just a very naughty boy, he's the Messiah!
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on March 31, 2016, 10:16:32 AM
CAN BLUE MEN SING THE WHITES?
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: ClaretAndBlueBlood on March 31, 2016, 10:18:15 AM
White Men Can't Jump
nor can gestede
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 31, 2016, 10:36:05 AM
THERE IS NO MEDICAL NAME FOR THE BACK OF THE KNEE
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on March 31, 2016, 10:38:49 AM
RON KNEE FOR MANAGER.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Malandro on March 31, 2016, 10:43:51 AM
Man child hires new man to sack
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 31, 2016, 10:49:07 AM
STONE ME, WHAT A LIFE
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 31, 2016, 10:50:20 AM
UNSUBSCRIBE ME
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 31, 2016, 10:51:15 AM
VILLA OF THE DAMNED
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on March 31, 2016, 10:53:17 AM
SIGN BILLY THE FISH.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Des Little on March 31, 2016, 10:56:22 AM
DON AMOTT

KING OF CARAVANS
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Mister E on March 31, 2016, 11:08:59 AM
Keep off the Pitch
DON'T WALK ON THE GRASS - SMOKE IT
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Malandro on March 31, 2016, 11:28:15 AM
You've made us all go to Ipswich
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 31, 2016, 11:31:52 AM
HONK IF YOU'RE FEELING HORNY
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 31, 2016, 11:34:47 AM
HONK IF YOU'RE A GOOSE
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on March 31, 2016, 11:35:09 AM
BRING BACK THE ARGUS.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on March 31, 2016, 11:45:39 AM
SMELLS LIKE NO TEAM SPIRIT.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 31, 2016, 11:48:02 AM
WE'VE GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT THE PITCH AIN'T ONE
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Malandro on March 31, 2016, 11:48:59 AM
Trump for Villa
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on March 31, 2016, 11:52:53 AM
Trump for Villa
Be sure to have a good curry the night before.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 31, 2016, 11:54:21 AM
Trump for Villa
Trump for Villa
Be sure to have a good curry the night before.

I WAS THE PHANTOM HOLTE END FARTER!
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: brian green on March 31, 2016, 11:59:22 AM
I am the African Which of these gears is Reverse?
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Des Little on March 31, 2016, 12:01:02 PM
WIN IT FOR CORBETT
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 31, 2016, 12:11:00 PM
I SHOULD'VE LISTENED TO MY OLD MAN
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: not3bad on March 31, 2016, 12:26:26 PM
¡Aston Villa son muy mal este estacion!
¡Estoy no feliz!
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Chris Jameson on March 31, 2016, 12:35:55 PM
WHERE IS ADMIN?

IS ADMIN STILL WORKING TIRELESSY ON OUR BEHALF?
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Comrade Blitz on March 31, 2016, 12:39:02 PM
Hookah 1:0 Aston Villa FC
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: RussellC on March 31, 2016, 12:40:33 PM
WHERE IS THE SHUNAMMITE?
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Locko on March 31, 2016, 12:53:29 PM
Flabby onegoalayear, he's fat as  fuck
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Bad English on March 31, 2016, 01:01:34 PM
£
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: in exile on March 31, 2016, 02:40:45 PM
IM WITH THIS IDIOT ---->
                           
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Malandro on March 31, 2016, 04:16:32 PM
My husband went to Wembley and all he got me was this stupid banner
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on March 31, 2016, 04:18:52 PM
NORTH STAND GIVE US A SONG.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: ClaretAndBlueBlood on March 31, 2016, 04:31:13 PM
my other banner's a bedsheet
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: ClaretAndBlueBlood on March 31, 2016, 04:38:22 PM
Go Gabby

(and that's not support you blobby idiot)
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on March 31, 2016, 04:38:54 PM
GOODBYE CHAVSKI HELLO BARNSLEY.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: eddiemunster on March 31, 2016, 05:29:29 PM
YOU LOT REALLY ARE TAKING THE PISS!
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: cheltenhamlion on March 31, 2016, 05:51:13 PM
WE WANT WEXLER MACGILL
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: cheltenhamlion on March 31, 2016, 06:16:53 PM
WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER
APART FROM FLABBY, RICHARDS + GUZAN
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Mister E on March 31, 2016, 06:45:01 PM
I DON'T WANT TO GO TO CHELSEA
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: cheltenhamlion on March 31, 2016, 06:46:13 PM
CHELSEA? CHELTENHAM WOULDN'T WANT ME
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Malandro on March 31, 2016, 06:57:39 PM
Extermminator wanted
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: oswald funkletrumpet on March 31, 2016, 07:04:09 PM
my other two banners are in the shed as i can only fit two down the front of my trousers
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: conman on April 01, 2016, 03:53:56 AM
REMI OUT
JACK IN
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Malandro on April 01, 2016, 07:55:09 AM
Free Randy Lerner
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Witton Warrior on April 01, 2016, 07:58:43 AM
Free Randy Lerner

With ever banner
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Ads on April 01, 2016, 08:01:06 AM
WHO INVENTED THE SKIP?
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Phil from the upper holte on April 01, 2016, 11:00:36 AM
WHO INVENTED THE SKIP?

I don't care who evented the bloody skip, are you going to apologise on you're show?
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: CT on April 01, 2016, 11:32:38 AM
SHEESH(A) - YOU LOT ARE CRAP!
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: luke95 on April 01, 2016, 11:59:31 AM
NO SMOKING !
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: UK Redsox on April 01, 2016, 12:31:32 PM
Has anyone actually made a banner ?

Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Witton Warrior on April 01, 2016, 01:05:48 PM
Has anyone actually made a banner ?

Everybody is waiting for the first one to air on FB I think...
I'm just getting banner-day-memorabilia "Lerner Out!" scarf for £6  ;-)
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: ClaretAndBlueBlood on April 01, 2016, 01:06:12 PM
Has anyone actually made a banner ?



no :-)
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Malandro on April 01, 2016, 01:07:56 PM
I hope the bishop has made all of his banners.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Des Little on April 01, 2016, 01:16:46 PM
BLAME REG RAY
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: oswald funkletrumpet on April 01, 2016, 05:06:28 PM
Has anyone actually made a banner ?

i have made four from a £3.80 single white bedsheet from primark
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Hampshire Villa on April 01, 2016, 07:41:13 PM
I'm the Messiah and so's my wife!
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: brian green on April 01, 2016, 08:11:13 PM
My dog has got no nose.

How does he smell?

Horrible.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Chris Jameson on April 01, 2016, 08:33:12 PM
Has anyone actually made a banner ?

i have made four from a £3.80 single white bedsheet from primark

You're going to need them all to fit that on.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: oswald funkletrumpet on April 01, 2016, 08:40:05 PM
Has anyone actually made a banner ?

i have made four from a £3.80 single white bedsheet from primark

You're going to need them all to fit that on.

it was no probem with my amstrad 9512 daisywheel printer using times new roman with a 2.5 font
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Ads on April 01, 2016, 08:43:14 PM
ANYBODY GOT TREE FIDDY?
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Chipsticks on April 01, 2016, 09:23:34 PM
FREE GABBY

(Off the wage bill)
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: conman on April 01, 2016, 09:27:38 PM
GABBY IS TAKING THE SISH   
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on April 02, 2016, 09:22:58 AM
THIS CLUB NEEDS AN ENEMA
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Risso on April 02, 2016, 12:42:23 PM
wrong thread


(Crap banner, I know)
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Villa in Denmark on April 02, 2016, 01:38:08 PM
Colonic Irrigation
For 25 Please.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: UK Redsox on April 02, 2016, 02:14:52 PM
(http://i65.tinypic.com/1z1v76e.jpg)
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Bad English on April 02, 2016, 02:45:06 PM
WESTWOOD WE NEED TWENTY POINTS!
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: UK Redsox on April 02, 2016, 07:31:06 PM
My other sign has made it onto GettyImages

(http://i64.tinypic.com/1pawjn.jpg)
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: ciggiesnbeer on April 02, 2016, 07:38:29 PM
UK Redsox, they are some class banners sir.
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: UK Redsox on April 02, 2016, 07:42:32 PM
UK Redsox, they are some class banners sir.

Disappointingly, I left my 'Owls versus Gibbons' banner at work
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 02, 2016, 08:01:52 PM
With the GI stamp of approval!

(http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/aston-villa-supporters-behind-eric-black-the-caretaker-manager-of-picture-id518722586)
Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: UK Redsox on April 02, 2016, 08:34:35 PM
With the GI stamp of approval!


Title: Re: Banners for the Chelsea Game
Post by: Jimbo on April 02, 2016, 09:06:40 PM
My other sign has made it onto GettyImages

(http://i64.tinypic.com/1pawjn.jpg)

Excellent work.
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