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Title: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Legion on March 07, 2016, 06:47:01 PM
Sunday 13.3.16

KO 16:00, 16:16, 16:33, 17:04...

0-4.

Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Des Little on March 07, 2016, 06:51:11 PM
Any number you like
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: olaftab on March 07, 2016, 06:52:04 PM
A win for us to put an end to their title dream.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: class-of-82 on March 07, 2016, 06:52:19 PM
Villa win
My wife's coming to the game last game for her was pool in the semi
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: martin o`who?? on March 07, 2016, 06:54:17 PM
I think this mindless optimism is slightly premature.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: supertom on March 07, 2016, 06:54:34 PM
We'll get Kaned.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Quiet Lion on March 07, 2016, 06:56:09 PM
Another savage beating.

Shoulders will be shrugged
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: martin o`who?? on March 07, 2016, 06:58:53 PM
Villa win
My wife's coming to the game last game for her was pool in the semi
If I was her I'd quit while I'm ahead.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: The Man With A Stick on March 07, 2016, 07:01:06 PM
Us 0 - Them *presses random number on keypad* 5
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Rigadon on March 07, 2016, 07:05:59 PM
If we can salvage something from this season it's to fuck their title push (puke) up.  Spurs.  Title winners.  Fuck sake
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: levico on March 07, 2016, 07:08:45 PM
A walk in the park for Spuds.

0-4
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: kiddylion on March 07, 2016, 07:27:54 PM
0-3 Standard
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on March 07, 2016, 07:27:58 PM
0-5.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: cdbearsfan on March 07, 2016, 07:30:53 PM
1-7. We'll score after the seventy-fourth minute again.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Proposition Joe on March 07, 2016, 07:33:10 PM
Resistable force versus movable object. Our crapness vs their propensity to "spurs it up". Our total ineptitude vs their bottling the title.

Draw. You heard it here first.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: QuintonVilla on March 07, 2016, 07:34:30 PM
0-5. Kane hat trick.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Ads on March 07, 2016, 07:38:00 PM
For twenty odd years this was a stick on three home points banker.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Legion on March 07, 2016, 07:39:09 PM
I remember when we were 2-0 down and came back to win 4-2. The Alan Wright stunner.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: saunders_heroes on March 07, 2016, 07:41:10 PM
For twenty odd years this was a stick on three home points banker.

True. I maybe wrong but I don't remember many Tottenham wins at Villa Park when I was growing up. I'd fuckin hate them to win the league, as they're a horrible nasty club and they remind me of Small Heath with their obsession of their bigger local rivals.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Legion on March 07, 2016, 07:41:24 PM
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Ads on March 07, 2016, 07:42:22 PM
That was at their place. All of bar Dion's penalty were brilliant goals.

Ah the good old days when 5Live on the way back would be full of whinging Tottenham fans, complaining about being 13th every year.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Taylor on March 07, 2016, 07:43:02 PM
I remember when we were 2-0 down and came back to win 4-2. The Alan Wright stunner.
I remember when we were 4-1 up and MON brought on Marlon Harewood.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Legion on March 07, 2016, 07:43:54 PM
I remember when we were 2-0 down and came back to win 4-2. The Alan Wright stunner.
I remember when we were 4-1 up and MON brought on Marlon Harewood.

So do I. Cries. "Happy Birthday".
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Goldie.7 on March 07, 2016, 07:46:09 PM
Loss.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: saunders_heroes on March 07, 2016, 07:46:35 PM
I was at that game (second row behind the goal) and I nearly left at halftime because I was suffering from the worst hangover of all time. Was dragged back down to my seat by mates and had the time of my life second half. Listening to that twat Littlejohn on Radio 5 crying all the way home was great.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Pete3206 on March 07, 2016, 07:47:49 PM
Torn a new one in the 2nd half.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: clash city rocker on March 07, 2016, 07:57:27 PM
David vs goliath. ..well we all know who won that one...yep it was just a one off I know.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Jimbo on March 07, 2016, 08:00:52 PM


I wonder how things are going in that universe?

Back in this one: routine humiliation.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 07, 2016, 08:01:01 PM
We've beaten them at home 5 times since Brian Little left. This won't be #6.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Comrade Blitz on March 07, 2016, 08:08:29 PM
....and it'll be that ****** of a referee who always celebrates when Spurs score.....
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Risso on March 07, 2016, 08:12:32 PM


I wonder how things are going in that universe?

Back in this one: routine humiliation.

"Villa have only lost twice in 25 games". *bottom lip begins to quiver*
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Chris Jameson on March 07, 2016, 08:14:09 PM
Either 0-3 or 1-1.

End of our hopes of making a Europa League place.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: West Derby Villan on March 07, 2016, 08:22:52 PM
Nil, something
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Nelly on March 07, 2016, 08:24:01 PM
What sickens me about this is I know a chap who used to support Villa but half way through this season started supporting Spurs. I can't even speak to him. After every game his Facebook statuses are, "Good lad Linekar*! Well in! COYS"! The actual FUCK is that about?!

0-6.


*I dunno who plays for Spurs.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Yossarian on March 07, 2016, 08:27:59 PM
Flailing from the inside will seem like a nice idea in comparison to what they are going to do to us.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: anton hillman on March 07, 2016, 08:35:47 PM
0-5
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: ciggiesnbeer on March 07, 2016, 08:48:38 PM
Feeling optimistic. A 0-2 loss but with us only trailing by 1 until the 80th minute when we give up our second.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: cdward on March 07, 2016, 08:52:04 PM
Us, 0  - them, any number between 2 and 6
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Witton Warrior on March 07, 2016, 09:24:44 PM
Booooooooooooooooooo!
Just practicing
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: gpbarr on March 07, 2016, 09:27:06 PM
Hammered - more apathy from Richards, Lescott, Guzan, Gabby, Westwood. Or he could ditch them all, play the kids, and then get castigated afterwards for being so mad as to create a 'bomb squad' and play inexperienced kids.

Not even going to watch.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: passport1 on March 07, 2016, 10:14:05 PM
It will be whatever score Spurs want It to be. I just hope they ease up the right side of a humiliation.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: exigo on March 07, 2016, 10:19:02 PM
*Switches fantasy league captain from Aguero to any of the three Spurs playes lined up for the occasion*
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Steve67 on March 07, 2016, 10:29:09 PM
0-2 for me.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: joe_c on March 07, 2016, 10:31:16 PM
An ill deserved draw.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: themossman on March 07, 2016, 10:33:08 PM
Put it this way, my FPL captain will be moved from aguero to Kane. With  paloschi on standby.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: andyh on March 07, 2016, 10:37:07 PM
Our 'team' has long gone.
The wankers who now represent our club have no pride or dignity.

0-4.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: sickbeggar on March 07, 2016, 10:42:56 PM
Got a weird feeling about this game. I'm convinced spurs will bottle a CL place again. Draw or a win
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Jean Quereue-Quereue on March 07, 2016, 11:31:39 PM
Spurs will be knackered from their Europa excursion.  Just like Liverpool were when they came here this season.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Louzie0 on March 08, 2016, 12:55:39 AM
Tired and emotional, eh?
Just the way we like 'em.

Going for a Villa win.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: eric woolban woolban on March 08, 2016, 06:57:59 AM
My first home game was when Spurs best us in 86. Clive Allen hat trick.
I'm pretty sure we didn't lose then until the turn of the century. A certain tactic Tim scored.
Anyway normal service resumes
Us a big fat zero. Them 4 plus
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Witton Warrior on March 08, 2016, 07:57:13 AM
I don't care about what happens on the pitch anymore the scar tissue has set hard now so I will just turn up to jeer and point at the bastards who have screwed our club - makes it seem worthwhile - that and still loving to go to Villa Park at any time...
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: auntiesledd on March 08, 2016, 08:43:37 AM
Our 'team' has long gone.
The wankers who now represent our club have no pride or dignity.

0-4.

That.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: cheltenhamlion on March 08, 2016, 08:57:26 AM
I just don't think I can bring myself to go to this. I have had a rough few weeks personally and see nothing in it for us. 4pm on a Sunday as a kick off doesn't help either.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Proposition Joe on March 08, 2016, 09:37:59 AM
Anyone know where Kozak has disappered to?
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Lobsterboy on March 08, 2016, 09:40:53 AM
I know options are very limited in terms of changing the team around but would want to see Hutton, Clark, Westwood or Gabby dropped (Richards only gets in as no one else can play right back) and Okore, Sanchez, Sinclair and Gestede back in if they are all available

We'll get dicked either way but the five at the back experiment has hardly been a roaring success!

Once Grealish and Adama are fit again I'd like to see them both given a run of games too
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: CJ on March 08, 2016, 09:43:27 AM
....and it'll be that c*** of a referee who always celebrates when Spurs score.....


Ha! Mike Dean. Utter arse. The ref for Sunday is due to be Anthony Taylor
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: CJ on March 08, 2016, 09:45:28 AM
Anyone know where Kozak has disappered to?

According to Physioroom (http://www.physioroom.com/news/english_premier_league/epl_injury_table.php#c2) he's got ankle knack - due back this weekend, as is Sanchez
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on March 08, 2016, 09:57:55 AM
Anyone know where Kozak has disappered to?

I thought that we'd long ago decided that he was just a figment of our collective imaginations
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Hillbilly on March 08, 2016, 10:04:59 AM
Spurs have failed to win their last two so the result is inevitable... Villa 0 Spurs >4
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: PaulTheVillan on March 08, 2016, 10:23:03 AM
Villa 0-4 Spurs

Kane x 3.
Chadli.

Another bag of dog crap.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Witton Warrior on March 08, 2016, 10:39:16 AM
I just don't think I can bring myself to go to this. I have had a rough few weeks personally and see nothing in it for us. 4pm on a Sunday as a kick off doesn't help either.

Blimey mate if you're not positive about it we are in trouble!
Next Ads will say we might only make the play-offs next season

Hope things get sorted for you...
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: andyh on March 08, 2016, 10:48:17 AM
Villa 0-4 Spurs

Kane x 3.
Chadli.

Another bag of dog crap.

We could chuck it on the pitch as the latest protest.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Proposition Joe on March 08, 2016, 11:26:16 AM
Still think we can get at least a point. The Europa League game vs Dortmund will take a fair bit out of them.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: QuintonVilla on March 08, 2016, 11:41:04 AM
A serious question to anyone thinking we can get something from the game, have you actually seen us play lately?!
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: aj2k77 on March 08, 2016, 11:52:26 AM
Edited for accuracy.

A serious question to anyone thinking we can get something from the game, have you actually seen us play in the last 5 years?

Same faces, same excuses, same complaints. 0-3 . Kane anytime scorer, easy money
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Duncan Shaw on March 08, 2016, 12:43:57 PM
is it on the box?  What happened the last Sunday TV game at VP? 0-5
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Chico Hamilton III on March 08, 2016, 12:46:45 PM
is it on the box?  What happened the last Sunday TV game at VP? 0-5

6
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Skerra on March 08, 2016, 12:58:58 PM
QuintonVilla,

Couldn't agree with you more. I honestly think that those who think we will draw or win either a) Haven't watched us play or b) just having a laugh.

I just hope that I can last out until the 74th minute. People keep saying to me, "what do you think you will achieve?" - Probably nothing but, at least I feel as if I'm doing something to show my discontent in a non violent manner.

Also, people that keep on about our "fantastic" away support (I know lots will not agree with me on this) - I think the main reason in going is to have a great day out not necessarily to go and watch Villa as, going just for that is not going to be that much to look forward to is it?
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Chico Hamilton III on March 08, 2016, 01:12:23 PM

Also, people that keep on about our "fantastic" away support (I know lots will not agree with me on this) - I think the main reason in going is to have a great day out not necessarily to go and watch Villa as, going just for that is not going to be that much to look forward to is it?

A few of us have been saying this for a few years now. It's reached the point now where away games are just all-day pub sessions, interrupted by 90 minutes of football
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: martin o`who?? on March 08, 2016, 01:13:42 PM

Also, people that keep on about our "fantastic" away support (I know lots will not agree with me on this) - I think the main reason in going is to have a great day out not necessarily to go and watch Villa as, going just for that is not going to be that much to look forward to is it?

A few of us have been saying this for a few years now. It's reached the point now where away games are just all-day pub sessions, interrupted by 90 minutes of football
And??......
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Chico Hamilton III on March 08, 2016, 01:15:26 PM

Also, people that keep on about our "fantastic" away support (I know lots will not agree with me on this) - I think the main reason in going is to have a great day out not necessarily to go and watch Villa as, going just for that is not going to be that much to look forward to is it?

A few of us have been saying this for a few years now. It's reached the point now where away games are just all-day pub sessions, interrupted by 90 minutes of football
And??......

Actually, more like 60 minutes of football, once you factor in arriving late and effing off early.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: martin o`who?? on March 08, 2016, 01:16:12 PM
Still think we can get at least a point. The Europa League game vs Dortmund will take a fair bit out of them.
And being bottom of the Premiership, the butt of every football joke going and in the slump of the century will give us an ENORMOUS lift i expect.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: conman on March 08, 2016, 01:47:22 PM

Also, people that keep on about our "fantastic" away support (I know lots will not agree with me on this) - I think the main reason in going is to have a great day out not necessarily to go and watch Villa as, going just for that is not going to be that much to look forward to is it?

A few of us have been saying this for a few years now. It's reached the point now where away games are just all-day pub sessions, interrupted by 90 minutes of football
And??......

Actually, more like 60 minutes of football, once you factor in arriving late and effing off early.
less than that when you go down early for a pint just before half time and have another one just before 2nd half starts
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Clampy on March 08, 2016, 01:53:40 PM
Not everybody goes away just to get hammered. The away support has been superb this season bearing mind how poor we've been.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Chico Hamilton III on March 08, 2016, 01:55:13 PM
Not everybody goes away just to get hammered. The away support has been superb this season bearing mind how poor we've been.

You'll find a very good proportion of our fantastic away support are usually quite "refreshed" by kick off time. Don't make them less of a fan.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: CJ on March 08, 2016, 01:55:25 PM
is it on the box?  What happened the last Sunday TV game at VP? 0-5

No - moved due their Dortmund game
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Clampy on March 08, 2016, 01:57:21 PM
Not everybody goes away just to get hammered. The away support has been superb this season bearing mind how poor we've been.

You'll find a very good proportion of our fantastic away support are usually quite "refreshed" by kick off time. Don't make them less of a fan.

I know and I didn't say it didn't.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: DeKuip on March 08, 2016, 02:08:52 PM
Of course we'll win you bunch of jessies, what's the matter with you?
Which part of "… by far the greatest team the world has ever seen" don't you understand?
With Guzan commanding his area, Richards and Lescott prepared to die for the cause, Westwood controlling midfield and fast-as-lightning Gabby up front that's one hell of a spine running through the team.
There are times when I wonder if you lot watch the same game as me.

Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: D.boy on March 08, 2016, 02:21:20 PM
NURSE, he's out of bed again!
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 08, 2016, 02:23:20 PM
We need a new song, so time to update the Cascarino in the aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaair song.

"Guuuuuuuuuuuuzan, kicks the ball out of play."

And that's it.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: VILLA MOLE on March 08, 2016, 02:24:23 PM
Of course we'll win you bunch of jessies, what's the matter with you?
Which part of "… by far the greatest team the world has ever seen" don't you understand?
With Guzan commanding his area, Richards and Lescott prepared to die for the cause, Westwood controlling midfield and fast-as-lightning Gabby up front that's one hell of a spine running through the team.
There are times when I wonder if you lot watch the same game as me.



If I ever need a blood transfusion can you be the donor ?  ;)
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: D.boy on March 08, 2016, 02:25:17 PM
He's madder than a crackhead without a lighter.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: AVH87 on March 08, 2016, 02:32:45 PM
Known as a bit of a cocky bunch, no doubt we'll hear 'Oh when the Spursssssssssss' sung at a speed slower than Gabby, followed by something subtle 'you're f***ing s**t' once they are a couple up. Will be a fun afternoon no doubt.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: darren woolley on March 08, 2016, 02:57:29 PM
0-3 Spurs.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 08, 2016, 03:04:54 PM
Remi Garde plays an unusual team formed of reserves and youth players. They are impassioned, full of skill, play a magnificent style of attacking flair football and the Villa fans go wild.

Spurs 5-0.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Tokyo Sexwhale on March 08, 2016, 03:07:39 PM
We have no "punch resistance" - if they score early it will be 5 or 6 nil.

If they score late, it might be as low as 3 or 4.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on March 08, 2016, 04:35:00 PM
Lions v Chickens. No contest. 4-0 to them.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 08, 2016, 04:37:43 PM
Cocks v Cocks.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on March 08, 2016, 04:59:20 PM
I think we might put in an improved performance and surprise a few people here.

0-4
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: AlexAlexCropley on March 08, 2016, 05:28:38 PM
0-5 on 88 Mins when suddenly Westwood, Richards, Flabby and Lescott have a mass brawl and get sent off match abandoned
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: cheltenhamlion on March 08, 2016, 05:41:21 PM
I just don't think I can bring myself to go to this. I have had a rough few weeks personally and see nothing in it for us. 4pm on a Sunday as a kick off doesn't help either.

Blimey mate if you're not positive about it we are in trouble!
Next Ads will say we might only make the play-offs next season

Hope things get sorted for you...

Cheers. I must admit that I tempted to deff the Chelsea game off as well and just bugger off to the seaside instead.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: in exile on March 08, 2016, 05:46:33 PM
0-4 then chaos as the Villa players walk off the pitch on 74 minuets
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: ez on March 08, 2016, 05:53:15 PM
0-2. They won't go for a big score. They'll save themselves for harder games.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: CT on March 08, 2016, 06:08:18 PM
Tired Spurs, they win 2-0.

Ruthless Spurs, they win 6-0.

All they have to do is get the ball in our box. Micah Richards can do the rest.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Tayls_7 on March 08, 2016, 06:12:29 PM
We can't keep over performing with our current playing staff. 0-5.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Stu on March 08, 2016, 08:17:14 PM
Not everybody goes away just to get hammered. The away support has been superb this season bearing mind how poor we've been.

You'll find a very good proportion of our fantastic away support are usually quite "refreshed" by kick off time. Don't make them less of a fan.

It's the best part of the day most of the time, let's face it.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: LeeB on March 08, 2016, 08:29:13 PM
0-5 on 88 Mins when suddenly Westwood, Richards, Flabby and Lescott have a mass brawl and get sent off match abandoned

I'm almost willing something like this to happen. It's got to the point that the football is irrelevant, I want those wankers to make even bigger wankers of themselves in the coming weeks, so that for the rest of their days people will point and say:

"Look, there's that wanker that played in that really shit Villa side"
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: LeeB on March 08, 2016, 08:33:03 PM
0-5 on 88 Mins when suddenly Westwood, Richards, Flabby and Lescott have a mass brawl and get sent off match abandoned

I'm almost willing something like this to happen. It's got to the point that the football is irrelevant, I want those wankers to make even bigger wankers of themselves in the coming weeks, so that for the rest of their days people will point and say:

"Look, there's that wanker that played in that really shit Villa side"

And:

"It's crazy to think they were once that bad when you look at them now, with the triple triple under their belts"

Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 08, 2016, 08:36:35 PM
The only triple triple Gabby will have under his belt are spare tyres.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: MillerBall on March 08, 2016, 10:11:01 PM
0-0 after 74 minutes at which point in time the Spurs players walk out on to the pitch and score 3 late goals. Villa players claim that tiredness got to them in the last quarter.

It is hard to see us getting anything out of this since there does not seem to be the fighting spirit that might see us get a lucky deflection or a 30 yarder into the top corner. A great pity it has come down to this but we truly are the worst team in the Division and boy does it show.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Charlie8182 on March 08, 2016, 10:27:46 PM
Tickets on sale, 'Snap them up!!'
0-3
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: German James on March 08, 2016, 10:42:39 PM
Cheers. I must admit that I tempted to deff the Chelsea game off as well and just bugger off to the seaside instead.

I tell you what, you should do just that, mate! You deserve a bit of distance.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: devilla on March 09, 2016, 12:24:44 AM
What's the point? I was going to this one but can anyone blame me for deciding against it? Decided to spend the money on seeing The Stranglers instead.

Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: cdbearsfan on March 09, 2016, 12:53:04 AM
Why bother? You can see No More Heroes at Villa Park any time.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: conman on March 09, 2016, 03:53:20 AM
What's the point? I was going to this one but can anyone blame me for deciding against it? Decided to spend the money on seeing The Stranglers instead.


Get a grip
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Jimbo on March 09, 2016, 08:14:06 AM
Something better change.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Chris Harte on March 09, 2016, 08:28:06 AM
I don't even care if we lose this on Sunday. What will it achieve? It won't stop us dropping.

I would quite happily trade all the other games too in exchange for beating and relegating Newcastle in our final home game, just out of spite.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: eddiemunster on March 09, 2016, 10:54:16 AM
Stranglers song that has summed up most of our recent games.......5 Minutes...lol
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Clampy on March 09, 2016, 11:01:36 AM
Something better change.

Very good.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: AVH87 on March 09, 2016, 11:07:19 AM
Anyone else think there could be lots of Spurs in our end as the tickets are on general sale on the OS?
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: postal on March 09, 2016, 11:09:13 AM
I don't even care if we lose this on Sunday. What will it achieve? It won't stop us dropping.

I would quite happily trade all the other games too in exchange for beating and relegating Newcastle in our final home game, just out of spite.

There's not many games I'd like to win (other than all the remaining games, but...  ::)) its Spurs. And Bournemouth. Other than that, don't care. The team doesnt either.

Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Chico Hamilton III on March 09, 2016, 11:51:06 AM
Anyone else think there could be lots of Spurs in our end as the tickets are on general sale on the OS?

Spurs fan I work with asked me this week where the best place to sit in the Villa end is.   
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: AVH87 on March 09, 2016, 12:15:06 PM
Anyone else think there could be lots of Spurs in our end as the tickets are on general sale on the OS?

Spurs fan I work with asked me this week where the best place to sit in the Villa end is.

Hope you told him the Trinity Upper, we'll have as much of their cash as possible  ;D
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: rob_bridge on March 09, 2016, 12:25:23 PM
5-1 to them
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Chris Harte on March 09, 2016, 12:49:16 PM
I don't even care if we lose this on Sunday. What will it achieve? It won't stop us dropping.

I would quite happily trade all the other games too in exchange for beating and relegating Newcastle in our final home game, just out of spite.

There's not many games I'd like to win (other than all the remaining games, but...  ::)) its Spurs. And Bournemouth. Other than that, don't care. The team doesnt either.


In ordinary circumstances I want Villa to win everytime they line up. However, these are far from ordinary circumstances. The players and the manager have given up.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: mallo on March 09, 2016, 01:43:14 PM
I'll be happy with a net loss of 2 goals. That would be progress. It's nearly time to play the kids - I think the senior team are trying as hard as they can to make that date come as soon as possible.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Villa Lew on March 09, 2016, 03:21:09 PM
Only reason I've gone for an usual loss rather than a thrashing, is they've got a trip to Borussia Dortmund tomorrow and hopefully some of their players will be feeling a bit weary.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: paulcomben on March 09, 2016, 03:40:08 PM
Hello, Everyone. I have not been on the Forum in a long time. What a thoroughly miserable time AVFC are serving up for us all.  It's put me off all football of any kind, for the first time ever. Keep your chins up, pray for a miracle and maybe we will all see Premier League football again within a few years.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: appyarryampton on March 09, 2016, 06:08:50 PM
Spurs will be fatigued after their Europa league exploits.
4-0 to them.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: preston28 on March 09, 2016, 06:21:40 PM
0-4 defeat and the agony goes on.................
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: SashasGrandad on March 09, 2016, 08:34:12 PM
Cocks v Cocks.

Useless old cocks vs Young vibrant cocks
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Bad English on March 09, 2016, 08:50:19 PM
I will be in St Étienne on Saturday. Doubtless my phone will beep me the three rapid goals that Spurs are going to score.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: devilla on March 09, 2016, 10:43:38 PM
Something better change.

There's definitely No More Heroes.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: dave.woodhall on March 09, 2016, 10:47:05 PM
Pack the puns in. You've got Five Minutes.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: cdbearsfan on March 09, 2016, 10:49:35 PM
I'm only Hanging Around for three.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: dave.woodhall on March 09, 2016, 10:50:47 PM
We might have a chance if they Don't Bring Harry.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: edgysatsuma89 on March 09, 2016, 11:21:10 PM
I'm feeling really good about this game.

Just 1-3.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: VancouverLion on March 10, 2016, 04:16:51 AM
1-3
But we scored YaY
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: robbo1874 on March 10, 2016, 05:29:31 AM
Not looking fwd to this. I'm fairly good mates with a chopsy Essex boy in my local who follows Spurs. The piss taking will be fierce if we get spanked. Which I'm fully expecting. They've had a bit of a wobble recently and need to get back on track. Where better to do that than VP?
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: russon on March 10, 2016, 06:22:53 AM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wWJMWFrFPDA (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wWJMWFrFPDA)

...gave up trying to work out how to paste this link in properly but here's a resume of our esteemed captain's contribution in the reverse fixture
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on March 10, 2016, 09:22:50 AM


...gave up trying to work out how to paste this link in properly but here's a resume of our esteemed captain's contribution in the reverse fixture
try harder next time   ;)
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: castlefields_villan on March 10, 2016, 12:28:00 PM
Pack the puns in. You've got Five Minutes.

We're looking Pretty Vacant at the moment.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: papa lazarou on March 10, 2016, 01:51:33 PM
We might have a chance if they Don't Bring Harry.
But they might bring a few from Dagenham Dave
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: appyarryampton on March 10, 2016, 06:06:21 PM
Wow, just seen the Spurs team for the Europa league game.
They must be taking us seriously.
Revised prediction........Spurs 7 Us 0
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: ciggiesnbeer on March 10, 2016, 08:31:05 PM
Yeah seems like a bizarre choice. Their youth team could beat us. I suppose we should be complimented.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on March 11, 2016, 01:12:20 AM
I'm hoping we come back to snatch a 2-2 draw and fuck them up mentally for the next few years
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: VicMackey on March 11, 2016, 04:49:48 AM
A run of the mill 0-3 I think.  If we're lucky.  Maybe we'll get a corner!
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Witton Warrior on March 11, 2016, 07:56:18 AM
A run of the mill 0-3 I think.  If we're lucky.  Maybe we'll get a corner!

First shot on target at 71 minutes cue orgasmic piss-taking celebration followed by all going home on 74th minute
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: JD on March 11, 2016, 08:01:53 AM
After they lost to Dortmund I would love it if we completely fu*^ed their season up. Unfortunately I don't see this happening, but we can all pray.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on March 11, 2016, 08:54:27 AM
Yeah seems like a bizarre choice. Their youth team could beat us. I suppose we should be complimented.

Could Dortmund be Spurs' Moscow and it all go down hill from here ?
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: JD on March 11, 2016, 08:55:31 AM
Yeah seems like a bizarre choice. Their youth team could beat us. I suppose we should be complimented.

Could Dortmund be Spurs' Moscow and it all go down hill from here ?

We can hope so.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Nunkin1965 on March 11, 2016, 08:59:25 AM
Yeah seems like a bizarre choice. Their youth team could beat us. I suppose we should be complimented.

Could Dortmund be Spurs' Moscow and it all go down hill from here ?

That would be funny.

Hoping to see a bit more of a change line up wise now. Lyden deserves a start at least.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: ciggiesnbeer on March 11, 2016, 09:14:22 AM
Yeah seems like a bizarre choice. Their youth team could beat us. I suppose we should be complimented.

Could Dortmund be Spurs' Moscow and it all go down hill from here ?

That would be great. Pretty much the only thing I have left for this season is spite. If we can do some damage to the likes of Spurs as we go down that would make me happy. Petty minded I know, but there you go.

Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on March 11, 2016, 09:54:00 AM
That would be great. Pretty much the only thing I have left for this season is spite. If we can do some damage to the likes of Spurs as we go down that would make me happy. Petty minded I know, but there you go.



Yep, there's nothing wrong with being Petty as Villa head into the great wide open of The Championship
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: curlytailavfc on March 11, 2016, 10:07:50 AM
4-0 to them it will be ages till we play them again
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Jimbo on March 11, 2016, 10:57:46 AM
Anything to derail Spurs and help Leicester will be fine by me. I'll take the routine humiliation, and plenty of sendings off for reckless play.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Lobsterboy on March 11, 2016, 12:06:57 PM
Still no Jack, Kozak, Adama or Sanchez I see so it looks like the same old rubbish to pick from this weekend - I can't wait

The headline 'Okore and Gestede waiting in the wings' hardly inspired me with confidence!
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: manic-road on March 11, 2016, 12:11:43 PM
After Spurs rested 7 players from the Dortmund match so that they are fresh for the Villa game I reckon we will only lose by three.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: AVH87 on March 11, 2016, 12:17:22 PM
Still no Jack, Kozak, Adama or Sanchez I see so it looks like the same old rubbish to pick from this weekend - I can't wait

The headline 'Okore and Gestede waiting in the wings' hardly inspired me with confidence!

That's a blow, means we are likely to see Gabby and Westwood lining up once more  ::)

I hope Garde at least has the sense to drop Guzan and Richards from CB or full stop.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Comrade Blitz on March 11, 2016, 12:18:32 PM
Is Westwood really a footballer? Or is he just some bloke who won a contest to run out for the Villa
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Lobsterboy on March 11, 2016, 12:29:08 PM
Options are really limited but could go Guzan, Richards, Okore, Lescott, Cissokho, Gana, Lyden, Veretout, Ayew, Sinclair, Gestede in 4-3-2-1 (or 4-3-3) formation?

Subs - Bunn, Hutton, Clark, Westwood, Bacuna, Gil, Agbonlahor - all of whom are absolutely crap apart from Gil!
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on March 11, 2016, 12:29:45 PM
Is Westwood really a footballer? Or is he just some bloke who won a contest to run out for the Villa

He's mastered the ability to point; which puts him streets head of the other central midfielders
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Hopadop on March 11, 2016, 12:42:41 PM
Stranglers song that has summed up most of our recent games.......5 Minutes...lol

Strange Little Gil
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Clark W Griswold on March 11, 2016, 12:44:09 PM
0-2
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: AVH87 on March 11, 2016, 12:44:44 PM
Options are really limited but could go Guzan, Richards, Okore, Lescott, Cissokho, Gana, Lyden, Veretout, Ayew, Sinclair, Gestede in 4-3-2-1 (or 4-3-3) formation?

Subs - Bunn, Hutton, Clark, Westwood, Bacuna, Gil, Agbonlahor - all of whom are absolutely crap apart from Gil!

I'd probably go with that team too, the 3 CB's experiment predictably hasn't worked - conceded 7 goals in 2 games. Only change I'd consider to the above would be Gil for Sinclair and more of a 4-1-2-1-2
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Clampy on March 11, 2016, 01:06:05 PM
Stranglers song that has summed up most of our recent games.......5 Minutes...lol

Strange Little Gil

Jolly good.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: conman on March 11, 2016, 01:46:13 PM
instead of the team coming out to david bowies heroes they could change it to no more heroes
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Risso on March 11, 2016, 02:01:50 PM
instead of the team coming out to david bowies heroes they could change it to no more heroes

Coldplay - Yellow
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: devilla on March 11, 2016, 02:04:13 PM
Seeing that McLaren has been sacked and how shit they are has reminded me that it would not have been that difficult with more organisation and sheer bloody hard work for us to pull out of the drop zone. But oh no the white flag has already been waved. I'm so fucking sick of the lot of them this season. I'll watch this in the pub. There's always a group of four bar room spuds fans there. Odd characters. I often wonder when was the last time they were at white Hart Lane.  Twats the lot of them.

Just had to get that off my chest.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: cdbearsfan on March 11, 2016, 03:10:47 PM
Seeing that McLaren has been sacked and how shit they are has reminded me that it would not have been that difficult with more organisation and sheer bloody hard work for us to pull out of the drop zone. But oh no the white flag has already been waved. I'm so fucking sick of the lot of them this season. I'll watch this in the pub. There's always a group of four bar room spuds fans there. Odd characters. I often wonder when was the last time they were at white Hart Lane.  Twats the lot of them.

Just had to get that off my chest.

It's not on telly so you'd need to find a pub with a dodgy stream.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: AVH87 on March 11, 2016, 03:30:09 PM
This game being on in the pub is becoming a right urban myth.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: ClaretAndBlueBlood on March 11, 2016, 04:19:35 PM
This game being on in the pub is becoming a right urban myth.

why is that?
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 11, 2016, 04:39:15 PM
It's almost a relief i'm not going to this one.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: devilla on March 11, 2016, 04:47:00 PM
Seeing that McLaren has been sacked and how shit they are has reminded me that it would not have been that difficult with more organisation and sheer bloody hard work for us to pull out of the drop zone. But oh no the white flag has already been waved. I'm so fucking sick of the lot of them this season. I'll watch this in the pub. There's always a group of four bar room spuds fans there. Odd characters. I often wonder when was the last time they were at white Hart Lane.  Twats the lot of them.

Just had to get that off my chest.

It's not on telly so you'd need to find a pub with a dodgy stream.

That's a relief.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: conman on March 11, 2016, 10:52:08 PM
Options are really limited but could go Guzan, Richards, Okore, Lescott, Cissokho, Gana, Lyden, Veretout, Ayew, Sinclair, Gestede in 4-3-2-1 (or 4-3-3) formation?

Subs - Bunn, Hutton, Clark, Westwood, Bacuna, Gil, Agbonlahor - all of whom are absolutely crap apart from Gil!

I'd probably go with that team too, the 3 CB's experiment predictably hasn't worked - conceded 7 goals in 2 games. Only change I'd consider to the above would be Gil for Sinclair and more of a 4-1-2-1-2
FFS , hes not gonna pick guzan , bacuna , richards , westwood and gabby again ,is he ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,surely not
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: frankmosswasmyuncle on March 11, 2016, 11:22:06 PM
Options are really limited but could go Guzan, Richards, Okore, Lescott, Cissokho, Gana, Lyden, Veretout, Ayew, Sinclair, Gestede in 4-3-2-1 (or 4-3-3) formation?

Subs - Bunn, Hutton, Clark, Westwood, Bacuna, Gil, Agbonlahor - all of whom are absolutely crap apart from Gil!

I'd probably go with that team too, the 3 CB's experiment predictably hasn't worked - conceded 7 goals in 2 games. Only change I'd consider to the above would be Gil for Sinclair and more of a 4-1-2-1-2
FFS , hes not gonna pick guzan , bacuna , richards , westwood and gabby again ,is he ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,surely not
I wouldn't pick the fuckers to make the tea!
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Villatillidie1982 on March 11, 2016, 11:46:15 PM
No wonder the players lack confidence if the fans feel like this. A decent goalkeeper and a world class creative midfielder and everything will be okay. Maybe I'm drunk. I'm going to bed.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Skerra on March 11, 2016, 11:49:02 PM
It's on plenty of foreign channels but, you would need to find a pub that has access.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Jimbo on March 12, 2016, 09:36:57 AM
Is Westwood really a footballer? Or is he just some bloke who won a contest to run out for the Villa

I've said it before, he's the rice cakes of football. He exists simply to fill a gap.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Gregorys Boy on March 12, 2016, 09:53:31 AM
I was somewhere between usual loss and thrashing! Like Man City last week Spurs will be happy to accept the easy three points and try to get their goal difference up.  Will go 0-3.  And I have three Spurs players in my dream team, so since we're going to lose anyway, I would like Dier, Erkinson, and Kane to get the goals please ;)
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: brontebilly on March 12, 2016, 10:10:41 AM
-----------------Guzan
Hutton, Okore, Clark, Cissokho
Veretout, Richards, Gueye, Sinclair
------------Ayew, Gestede

Let's not even attempt to play through them, route one to Justhead with Ayew getting on the knock downs
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Gregorys Boy on March 12, 2016, 10:15:18 AM
-----------------Guzan
Hutton, Okore, Clark, Cissokho
Veretout, Richards, Gueye, Sinclair
------------Ayew, Gestede

Let's not even attempt to play through them, route one to Justhead with Ayew getting on the knock downs


Think you are right about the tactics, and we do need to try and out fight them and be more physical.  Still any Villa lineup with Hutton in it is always going to be a flawed one for me...
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: aj2k77 on March 12, 2016, 01:35:38 PM
Shoe horning Richards in to another new position as well because he's crap in all the others he's tried won't work either.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on March 12, 2016, 01:49:25 PM
I want to see us work hard tomorrow. We might still lose but I want to see that they all care and for 90 minutes care enough to try and win. Too many of our players have had what they are doing after the game on their mind rather than the task at hand.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: aj2k77 on March 12, 2016, 02:27:03 PM
And if we go a goal down, not just give up and take a hammering.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Axl Rose on March 12, 2016, 02:41:23 PM
Is Westwood really a footballer? Or is he just some bloke who won a contest to run out for the Villa

I've said it before, he's the rice cakes of football. He exists simply to fill a gap.

Westwood is the worst player I've ever seen. Not just in a Villa shirt.

Tomorrow, if I see Richards, Westwood or Gabby in our lineup, I'll turn it off.

Come on Remi, give us some hope. I'd like to see Lyden and Sellers in. Will it happen? Probably not.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Witton Warrior on March 12, 2016, 05:19:50 PM
And if we go a goal down, not just give up and take a hammering.

Especially as we will have to endure past the 74th minute apparently ;-(
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 12, 2016, 05:19:53 PM
Got offered a freebie today and had to think twice before saying yes.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Villa Lew on March 12, 2016, 06:26:39 PM
Why is the kick off at the daft time of 4 pm?
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Tayls_7 on March 12, 2016, 07:10:01 PM
Why is the kick off at the daft time of 4 pm?

It's to let the anticipation build.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Legion on March 12, 2016, 07:12:43 PM
Not going to watch us potentially getting thrashed by Spurs tomorrow afternoon, but am going to watch Cam in action for the U14s v Manchester City U14s at Bodymoor Heath in the morning instead. Far, far more enjoyable. Bad fan.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 12, 2016, 07:46:36 PM
I'm quietly confident that I won't enjoy tomorrow anywhere near as much as I did being at Bromsgrove today.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: LeeB on March 12, 2016, 07:54:27 PM
Why is the kick off at the daft time of 4 pm?

It's to let the anticipation build.

Lol
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Steve67 on March 12, 2016, 10:59:02 PM
Every out of form team seems to bounce back after playing Villa. I don't see this being any different but I guess the tide has to turn somewhere.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: olaftab on March 12, 2016, 11:10:06 PM
Why is the kick off at the daft time of 4 pm?

It's to let the anticipation build.
It's to give Tottingham maximum time to recover from Thursday match!
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: adrenachrome on March 13, 2016, 12:36:13 AM
Why is the kick off at the daft time of 4 pm?

It's to let the anticipation build.
It's to give Tottingham maximum time to recover from Thursday match!

Nonsense.

It is to punish those fans who have been stupid enough to stay till the end of the slaughter to wait on a the platform for a train at Aston Station towards Birmingham for a minimum of 45 minutes while being marched up and down by people in orange jackets with walky talkies with absurd messages about imminent arrivals and their carriage length and who, by the way, are universally adamant that AVFC could not give a tinker's fuck about the situation.

Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Phil from the upper holte on March 13, 2016, 08:39:16 AM
Our last 4 games it's 15-2 aggregate score😢
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: olaftab on March 13, 2016, 08:43:47 AM
So just keeping it to 3-0 to them would be an improvement?  :-[
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: tony scott on March 13, 2016, 09:00:24 AM
Everyone ones entitled to their opinions but to say Westwood is the worst player to put on a VillA Shirt are you having a lard I've seen nothing of the present midfield that's an improvement on him with trawling through our history
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: QuintonVilla on March 13, 2016, 09:03:28 AM
Spurs -2, 17/5
Kane to score 2 or more, 5/1

Make myself some money out of our shiteness.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: pbavfckuwait on March 13, 2016, 09:25:08 AM
Things you know will happen at B6 this afternoon, Walker and Rose to have the freedom of the wings at Villa Park all afternoon long.Deli Ali  who is a very good prospect to look like Lionel Messi, Eriksen to look like Iniesta, that twat face yob in their midfield Dyer to get away with at least 4 bookable offences before the ref has a word. Kane who is a class player because he gets into space, makes his own time and is a very good finisher plus a hard worker, will manage all of his attributes but without the hard work required.
If they score one, within 240 seconds they will score another, we will get a consolation, boy am I not looking forward to this.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Jimbo on March 13, 2016, 09:50:50 AM
Everyone ones entitled to their opinions but to say Westwood is the worst player to put on a VillA Shirt are you having a lard I've seen nothing of the present midfield that's an improvement on him with trawling through our history

Westwood is like a referee. You only notice he's there when he's having a bad game. And we notice him every game. He never imposes himself upon the opposition (unless he's giving them a penalty), he's utterly passive and insipid, but he does run around and point a lot.

He struggles to kick a moving ball, can't kick a dead ball and can't shoot to save his life. That's right - he can't kick a fucking football.

He may not be the worst player in our history, but he's emblematic of why we are where we are now. He's a nothing player. Lower league dross who should only ever have set foot in Villa Park as a paying punter, a pie seller or a plucky hopeful in the 3rd round of the FA Cup. 
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: walsall villain on March 13, 2016, 09:53:46 AM
Why is the kick off at the daft time of 4 pm?

It's to let the anticipation build.
It's to give Tottingham maximum time to recover from Thursday match!
Although most of the players who played Thursday will not feature today no doubt.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Chris Smith on March 13, 2016, 10:02:40 AM
I have woken up this morning with the feeling that today will be different. Gone will be the shambolic defending and powder puff attack under dull grey skies and instead we will see a powder puff defence and shambolic attacking in the sunshine.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: eamonn on March 13, 2016, 10:30:26 AM
I have woken up this morning with the feeling that today will be different. Gone will be the shambolic defending and powder puff attack under dull grey skies and instead we will see a powder puff defence and shambolic attacking in the sunshine.

Is that better?
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Clampy on March 13, 2016, 10:37:18 AM
It goes without saying its going to be tough. Hopefully he'll leave out Gabby, Richards and possibly Hutton. I'd give Lyden and Sinclair a start and put Bacuna in at right back and Okore back in for Clark.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Chris Smith on March 13, 2016, 10:55:27 AM
I have woken up this morning with the feeling that today will be different. Gone will be the shambolic defending and powder puff attack under dull grey skies and instead we will see a powder puff defence and shambolic attacking in the sunshine.

Is that better?

Yes. The football won't be but I will be warmer.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Tayls_7 on March 13, 2016, 10:59:38 AM
I have woken up this morning with the feeling that today will be different. Gone will be the shambolic defending and powder puff attack under dull grey skies and instead we will see a powder puff defence and shambolic attacking in the sunshine.

Is that better?

Yes. The football won't be but I will be warmer.

What's all this about powderpuff defences and attacks? Powderpuff plays central midfield, no.15
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: TonyD on March 13, 2016, 11:36:06 AM
Think of a number between 4 and 7. 
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: eddiemunster on March 13, 2016, 11:39:21 AM
instead of the team coming out to david bowies heroes they could change it to no more heroes

Coldplay - Yellow

How about this by Albertos Y Lost Trios Paranioas, https://youtu.be/6RIYi0D_m4o
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: myf on March 13, 2016, 12:14:03 PM
Take it richardson aint playing as just seen him walking round shirley park with his gorgeous wife
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Five Villa Tattoos on March 13, 2016, 12:38:10 PM
All I can think of is that our back four is a barricade consisting of knackered bits of card, past their best and held together crudely with tape. Spuds will breach it like their monster trucks.
Match of the Day 2 will be a massive wankathon tonight.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: adrenachrome on March 13, 2016, 01:28:11 PM
I have woken up this morning with the feeling that today will be different. Gone will be the shambolic defending and powder puff attack under dull grey skies and instead we will see a powder puff defence and shambolic attacking in the sunshine.

Is that better?

Yes. The football won't be but I will be warmer.

If you have ever sat in the Holte End with a freezing Noth Wind rattling your knackers/minge, you soon develop a keen sense of weather systems and their effect on your well being.  Fortunately I now reside in P6 where one may bask in the westerly breezes and doze in the occasional patches of sunshine on offer.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: seanthevillan on March 13, 2016, 01:40:45 PM
Amazing that a fluke win in any of our games would see us only 6 points behind and in with a chance. Wasn't our first game at home after the whole O'Neill/Europe fiasco against Spurs? They went 2-0 up and it finished 2-1?

Would love us to do the same to them, but cannot imagine a game scenario where we come out on top.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 13, 2016, 01:54:04 PM
Amazing that a fluke win in any of our games would see us only 6 points behind and in with a chance. Wasn't our first game at home after the whole O'Neill/Europe fiasco against Spurs? They went 2-0 up and it finished 2-1?

Would love us to do the same to them, but cannot imagine a game scenario where we come out on top.

If you mean after Moscow it was Stoke at home, we were 2 up and cruising and they scored twice in the last mins or so.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 13, 2016, 01:55:09 PM
Waiting for my chauffeur driven lino to arrive. So excited about this game. No honest, I am. Really.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: walsall villain on March 13, 2016, 01:59:19 PM
Waiting for my chauffeur driven lino to arrive. So excited about this game. No honest, I am. Really.
Well my excitement level is zero. Perhaps it's a nice pint or meal on the way you are excited about? I was thinking earlier wouldn't it be great to actual look forward to going. If I hadn't got a season ticket I wouldn't bother. Sorry to piss on your chips but excited? Bah
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on March 13, 2016, 02:02:33 PM
Did the clocks not go forward in the UK?
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: spangley1812 on March 13, 2016, 02:03:12 PM
Did the clocks not go forward in the UK?

No mate its in a couple of weeks over here
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 13, 2016, 02:03:32 PM
Nope, another couple of weeks.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 13, 2016, 02:04:20 PM
Waiting for my chauffeur driven lino to arrive. So excited about this game. No honest, I am. Really.
Well my excitement level is zero. Perhaps it's a nice pint or meal on the way you are excited about? I was thinking earlier wouldn't it be great to actual look forward to going. If I hadn't got a season ticket I wouldn't bother. Sorry to piss on your chips but excited? Bah

I was being sarcastic which doesn't always translate well online.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on March 13, 2016, 02:05:45 PM
Ah right. Here I am waiting for the teams to be announced. It's just after 10am here, clocks went forward earlier this morning.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: walsall villain on March 13, 2016, 02:08:19 PM
Waiting for my chauffeur driven lino to arrive. So excited about this game. No honest, I am. Really.
Well my excitement level is zero. Perhaps it's a nice pint or meal on the way you are excited about? I was thinking earlier wouldn't it be great to actual look forward to going. If I hadn't got a season ticket I wouldn't bother. Sorry to piss on your chips but excited? Bah

I was being sarcastic which doesn't always translate well online.
Sorry, missed that one. I thought the spring sunshine had got to you.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: olaftab on March 13, 2016, 02:11:00 PM
I am calm about this game as pressure is lifted now that  relegation struggle is over. Let's see what Tottingham can do.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 13, 2016, 02:12:37 PM
And my chauffeur driven limo is RedSox.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: olaftab on March 13, 2016, 02:15:04 PM
I wouldn't get in a car with a bloke wearing red socks!
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 13, 2016, 02:16:44 PM
There's a bloke called Dirk that only wears white ones.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: olaftab on March 13, 2016, 02:19:15 PM
You acquaint with some weirdos.
Title: Re: Aston Villa (R) v Tottenham Hotspur Ritual Slaughter Thread
Post by: Legion on March 13, 2016, 02:21:18 PM
Yoo-hoo!
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