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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: The Laughing Policeman on March 06, 2016, 11:37:23 PM

Title: Yet another caption competition.
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on March 06, 2016, 11:37:23 PM

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 What is the great man thinking about our current predicament?

Title: Re: Yet another caption competition.
Post by: cdbearsfan on March 07, 2016, 12:00:05 AM

Bloody pigeon.

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Post by: ChicagoLion on March 07, 2016, 02:03:33 AM

"At least from here, I can't see the pitch"

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Post by: CT Villan on March 07, 2016, 04:12:38 AM

"From European nights to relegation fights...we want Randy Lerner OUT"

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Post by: Bad English on March 07, 2016, 05:56:11 AM

"On the bright side, they still haven't brought in the '39th game'."

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Post by: preston28 on March 07, 2016, 06:54:26 AM

I am not amused sir!

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Post by: sickbeggar on March 07, 2016, 07:17:59 AM

"To think i have come to this. How i miss Frodo, Samwise and Gandalf...."

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Post by: MarkM on March 07, 2016, 07:28:20 AM

"Wankers!"

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Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 07, 2016, 07:43:37 AM

'Oi Hipsters! THIS is a fucking beard.'

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Post by: curlytailavfc on March 07, 2016, 07:49:46 AM

never trust the yanks boy

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Post by: prmort on March 07, 2016, 08:22:48 AM

...Even I move about more than Gabby.

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Post by: Desi on March 07, 2016, 09:54:24 AM

I've turned over in my grave so  many times I'm dizzy.

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Post by: Jimbo on March 07, 2016, 09:57:29 AM

"Fuck the fuckers."

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Post by: LeeB on March 07, 2016, 09:59:29 AM

Thank fuck I'm facing this way

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Post by: joe_c on March 07, 2016, 10:13:42 AM

#thesadnessinhiseyes

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Post by: Brend'Watkins on March 07, 2016, 10:26:57 AM

"Shunammites...what the fuck are Shunammites"?

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Post by: Darlo Dave on March 07, 2016, 11:07:32 AM

"Still not sure about Richards at centre half....Why not try him at right back?"

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Post by: Nelly on March 07, 2016, 12:59:44 PM

"I beg to tender the following profanities..."

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Post by: Richard E on March 07, 2016, 01:04:50 PM

'If I wasn't standing here I would be turning in my grave.'

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Post by: Phil from the upper holte on March 07, 2016, 01:05:44 PM

Don't look at me I'm irrelevant

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Post by: Clampy on March 07, 2016, 01:09:43 PM

More bloody students.......

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Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 07, 2016, 01:12:45 PM

I used to do this down on New St til the silver Alien and the cowboy moved in.

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Post by: not3bad on March 07, 2016, 01:27:09 PM

Quote from: Nelly on March 07, 2016, 12:59:44 PM

"I beg to tender the following profanities..."

Winner!

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Post by: DeKuip on March 07, 2016, 01:38:27 PM

"Premier League, Premier bloody League… the power of me being stood here for the last five years or so seems to be finally working and the mighty Aston Villa are returning to where we belong - to my league, the Football League. Messrs Delph, Benteke and everyone else responsible for fighting against the force the last few years shall be forever cursed."

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Post by: AlexAlexCropley on March 07, 2016, 02:17:04 PM

"Ooh, me knees are killing-where's that WD40?"

Title: Re: Yet another caption competition.
Post by: Brend'Watkins on March 07, 2016, 02:22:40 PM

"okay, it's not Las Ramblas but at least it's work".

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Post by: stuart r on March 08, 2016, 01:05:16 PM

Title: Re: Yet another caption competition.
Post by: croatian on March 09, 2016, 09:08:27 AM

Ah coulda swore when ah went tae sleep five years ago we had a braw, bricht future and ah had a traffic cone on ma heid?

Title: Re: Yet another caption competition.
Post by: MillerBall on March 09, 2016, 09:55:23 PM

"I am still faster than that bloody Agbonlahor!"

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Post by: edgysatsuma89 on March 09, 2016, 11:16:04 PM

At least away days will be a lot cheaper next season.

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Post by: Legion on March 10, 2016, 06:45:14 AM

"Where did all those bloody scarves come from?"

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Post by: Villa in Denmark on March 10, 2016, 11:40:34 AM

You want to see my poker face.