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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: Bob M on February 23, 2016, 10:09:20 AM

Title: Send Chocolate Digestive Biscuits
Post by: Bob M on February 23, 2016, 10:09:20 AM: Hi All
I keep hearing about hitting Lerner in the pocket by a mass walkout, that will have no effect your ticket is already paid for, I've just sent two packets of Chocolate Digestives to Tom Fox.
I've enclosed a letter "Dear Mr Fox according to Media Reports cutbacks are now in place at Aston Villa so Chocolate Digestive Biscuits will no longer be available at Half Time for the Corporate Fans, That's a shame so please accept my donation of two packets paid for out of the money I saved by not taking my Grandson to Villa to watch a bunch of Donkeys doing a poor imitation of playing football"
Perhaps you lot might follow suit imagine the Reception full of biscuits ;D
Title: Re: Send Chocolate Digestive Biscuits
Post by: Witton Warrior on February 23, 2016, 10:11:19 AM: Another biscuit thread?
Oh my...
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Post by: German James on February 23, 2016, 10:11:57 AM: Who's Al?*

*Spoilsport.
Title: Re: Send Chocolate Digestive Biscuits
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on February 23, 2016, 10:16:40 AM: No need to shout.
Anyway, rather than starting a new thread here is a video I just found of a cat watching The Villa.

https://vimeo.com/7872654
Title: Re: Send Chocolate Digestive Biscuits
Post by: CJ on February 23, 2016, 10:24:56 AM: Crumbs
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Post by: eamonn on February 23, 2016, 10:58:18 AM: He probably gets a lifetime supply from Fox's anyway.
Title: Re: Send Chocolate Digestive Biscuits
Post by: DaveD on February 23, 2016, 11:54:02 AM: Quote from: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on February 23, 2016, 10:16:40 AM
No need to shout.
Anyway, rather than starting a new thread here is a video I just found of a cat watching The Villa.

https://vimeo.com/7872654

Impressive that he managed to cover Habib Beye's Villa career highlights as well.
Title: Re: Send Chocolate Digestive Biscuits
Post by: villabear on February 23, 2016, 11:56:32 AM: I hope this thread doesnt crumble, it would be too hard for me to digest(I've)

sorry (runs away)
Title: Re: Send Chocolate Digestive Biscuits
Post by: clash city rocker on February 23, 2016, 12:00:40 PM: It's a bit rich, tea with no biscuits.
Title: Re: Send Chocolate Digestive Biscuits
Post by: Dave Javu on February 23, 2016, 12:06:52 PM: Quote from: Bob M on February 23, 2016, 10:09:20 AM
Hi All
I keep hearing about hitting Lerner in the pocket by a mass walkout, that will have no effect your ticket is already paid for, I've just sent two packets of Chocolate Digestives to Tom Fox.
I've enclosed a letter "Dear Mr Fox according to Media Reports cutbacks are now in place at Aston Villa so Chocolate Digestive Biscuits will no longer be available at Half Time for the Corporate Fans, That's a shame so please accept my donation of two packets paid for out of the money I saved by not taking my Grandson to Villa to watch a bunch of Donkeys doing a poor imitation of playing football"
Perhaps you lot might follow suit imagine the Reception full of biscuits ;D

Not a very Nice post.
Title: Re: Send Chocolate Digestive Biscuits
Post by: VillaAlways on February 23, 2016, 12:21:58 PM: Let's hope this hits home with the CLUB
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Post by: CT on February 23, 2016, 12:29:00 PM: We certainly need to Breakaway.
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Post by: Comrade Blitz on February 23, 2016, 12:37:46 PM: ITK: A group of Florentines have expressed an interest in buying the Villa
Title: Re: Send Chocolate Digestive Biscuits
Post by: Dave Javu on February 23, 2016, 12:43:53 PM: No biscuits for the sponsors? Why, that's just crackers.
Title: Re: Send Chocolate Digestive Biscuits
Post by: Des Little on February 23, 2016, 12:49:33 PM: If I send a biscuit to Tom Fox, it won't have chocolate on it.

There, I've said it.
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Post by: Clampy on February 23, 2016, 01:02:09 PM: I didn't know about this biscuit story. I suppose it's my fault for being a wafer so long.
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Post by: brian green on February 23, 2016, 01:39:41 PM: If it gets Gary Baldy McAllister back I will join in.
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Post by: ChicagoLion on February 23, 2016, 01:43:54 PM: That will cause a Flap, Jack Grealish starting.
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Post by: in exile on February 23, 2016, 02:39:02 PM: Fox's Biscuits
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Post by: castlefields_villan on February 23, 2016, 03:11:14 PM: Well this thread just takes the biscuit.
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Post by: spartacuss on February 23, 2016, 03:39:26 PM: Him being French, I thought Remi might re-instate the Bourbons, but I guess our overpaid, victory-avoiding players might be considered to be Jammy Dodgers.
Title: Re: Send Chocolate Digestive Biscuits
Post by: PeterWithesShin on February 23, 2016, 03:43:57 PM
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Post by: villabear on February 23, 2016, 04:24:35 PM: I'm not brave enough to use a pun with lady fingers.
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Post by: clash city rocker on February 23, 2016, 04:38:13 PM: I hope they don't run short (of)bread for the corporate customers.
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Post by: dave shelley on February 23, 2016, 05:00:25 PM: Who's this Garibaldi we're supposed to be signing? I thought the window had slam dunked.
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Post by: Malandro on February 23, 2016, 05:32:39 PM: Why two packets of biscuits?
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Post by: Villafirst on February 23, 2016, 05:43:20 PM: I'd send Hollis plain digestives - judging by his 2 chins and large too many business lunches waistline he could do without the chocolate coating!
Title: Re: Send Chocolate Digestive Biscuits
Post by: Comrade Blitz on February 23, 2016, 05:45:32 PM: Tom Fox is half man half biscuit
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Post by: Tayls_7 on February 23, 2016, 05:48:32 PM: Never been a fan of those hob knob fans in corporate boxes.
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Post by: clash city rocker on February 23, 2016, 05:51:52 PM: Does McLeish have ginger nuts.
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Post by: Ian. on February 23, 2016, 06:19:33 PM: Is this the TBAR in aid thread?
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Post by: VancouverLion on February 23, 2016, 06:45:51 PM: Limp bizkit I hope!
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Post by: tricky59 on February 23, 2016, 07:09:25 PM: It's too late now the wagon wheels have come off. (Hmmm wagon wheels).
Title: Re: Send Chocolate Digestive Biscuits
Post by: anton hillman on February 23, 2016, 08:53:54 PM: Some Jammy Dodgers maybe? Perhaps wits a pic of a 120,000 Merc enclosed....
Title: Re: Send Chocolate Digestive Biscuits
Post by: Villafirst on February 23, 2016, 09:49:15 PM: More redicule heaped on the club. It really is fucking crazy isn't it? A billionaire owner and we can't afford a few packets of biscuits!
Title: Re: Send Chocolate Digestive Biscuits
Post by: castlefields_villan on February 24, 2016, 12:24:01 PM: Quote from: Villafirst on February 23, 2016, 09:49:15 PM
More redicule heaped on the club. It really is fucking crazy isn't it? A billionaire owner and we can't afford a few packets of biscuits!

Yes, it's a bit difficult to digest(ive) !
Title: Re: Send Chocolate Digestive Biscuits
Post by: PaulTheVillan on February 24, 2016, 12:48:30 PM: I'm going to send a soggy biscuit
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Post by: Chris Harte on February 24, 2016, 01:28:12 PM: I bet Lerner don't care. He couldn't give an arse biscuit.
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Post by: cheltenhamlion on February 24, 2016, 06:20:07 PM: I think we should get a game abandoned by throwing digestives on to the pitch.
Title: Re: Send Chocolate Digestive Biscuits
Post by: tricky dicky on February 24, 2016, 10:30:06 PM: Taxi for fox
Title: Re: Send Chocolate Digestive Biscuits
Post by: Dave Javu on February 26, 2016, 09:46:14 AM: To be fair, there is a biscuit shortage (http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2016/02/23/biscuit-shortage-in-the-uk-continues_n_9296592.html)