Heroes & Villains, the Aston Villa fanzine
Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: eamonn on January 15, 2016, 08:39:05 PM
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It is a great photo:
(http://www.avfc.co.uk/javaImages/3b/b7/0,,10265~14268219,00.jpg)
"Har-har, well played guys. When you fans said you were going to make this protest dirty, you weren't kidding."
Something about Rémi giving him the carot and stick approach could also be shoehorned ?
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Dion Dublin returned to the club this week to have a go on Bacunas training pitchside sunlounger and Richards was tasked with giving him an extra special welcome.
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"If I stick this post here infront of the goal, maybe they wont notice I'm up the other end of the pitch"
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im a shit centre half and pants as a captain
can i have my winnings paid by postal order
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Dat ass though.
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alternatively ...
I maybe a shit centre half and pants as a captain, but I am a bloody good sweeper
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Yes I have finally got rid of guzans gum
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"SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSMOKIN'!"
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Glad Tim left his spoon to stir shit with.
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This is what Remi said he was going to insert into body cavities if we didn't start pulling our weight.
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Eeeyoore
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It's good to see you've cleaned that pole & can see the funny side of things now - as it was a whole different story half an hour ago when the medical team were removing it from your sphincter.
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Richards set new records for being out of position in Villas latest game by going on a mountain trek during the 3-0 defeat to Leicester. Micah disappeared on 30 minutes at 2-0 down, only to reappear in the 90th minute and score what he thought was a late consolation before Mark Bunn pointed out he'd just scored an own goal. Richards commented, "I saw this goalkeeper with a full head of hair and assumed it was Leicester's keeper. I rifled a bullet header into the top corner but then Kasper Schwarzer tells me he's actually some guy called Mark and I'd gone and scored an own goal. To be fair Dunney taught me this trick way back in our City days."
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“Things alter for the worse spontaneously, if they be not altered for the better designedly”
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"Granddaddy used to handle snakes in church.
Granny drank strychnine.
I guess you could say I had a leg up, genetically speaking."
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Remi: "Micah, see that stick ? Stand there, don't move. That is your place"
Micah: "But boss, the ball is 40 yards away, please let me charge out to get it"
Remi: "No, stay there."
Micah (panting like a Labrador): "Please boss, please let me get it, please, there's no danger, I promise..."
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"I told Remi I don't want to be a right back. He told me I could be a sweeper. Now remind me again where I need to stick this broom?"
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"Absent-minded lollipop man Meekah Richards forgets the top of his lollipop, but still manages to perfect his Idrissa Gana impression."
Snap up match tickets
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"Maybe stroking my admittedly large pole before a game is not good for my energy levels or concentration, but - man! - does it feel good!"
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"My Granddaddy showed me how to use a blow pipe and I'm going to use it to sedate Jamie Vardy this evening".
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"Me and my friend Gestede "
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"I know I deserve this stick but we're trying".
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Whaddya mean my Mensa subscription is overdue?
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I'm a complete wanker snake leech but I don't care fans on my 50k a week. Shove this up your arse you fucking dicks.
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alternatively ...
I maybe a shit centre half and pants as a captain, but I am a bloody good sweeper
beat me to it
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alternatively ...
I maybe a shit centre half and pants as a captain, but I am a bloody good sweeper
Bugger. Beat me too, Steve.
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Garde " Micah. When I said "relay" I meant pass on the message to the players."
Richards "Oh"