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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: Legion on December 12, 2015, 11:11:09 AM

Title: Caption competition (Just for fun)
Post by: Legion on December 12, 2015, 11:11:09 AM: (https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/12316418_1084211688289566_3657059210398987620_n.jpg?oh=677b62c03cb7acd66c8e8e5d4301a4f5&oe=57203AF7)
Title: Re: Caption competition (Just for fun)
Post by: The Man With A Stick on December 12, 2015, 11:15:09 AM: "Duck"
Title: Re: Caption competition (Just for fun)
Post by: oswald funkletrumpet on December 12, 2015, 11:16:03 AM: its a what? a football? no you've got me there
Title: Re: Caption competition (Just for fun)
Post by: frankmosswasmyuncle on December 12, 2015, 11:24:42 AM: "One: take up position.
Two: get hands ready.
Three: keep eye on the ball.
What's Four again?"
Title: Re: Caption competition (Just for fun)
Post by: IAmTheOneIanOlney on December 12, 2015, 11:28:12 AM: The Man Who Stares At Goals.
Title: Re: Caption competition (Just for fun)
Post by: Tayls_7 on December 12, 2015, 11:28:47 AM: I used to wonder why footballs look bigger the closer they get? Then it struck me.
Title: Re: Caption competition (Just for fun)
Post by: Singapore Villa on December 12, 2015, 11:36:05 AM: "Thank fuck it is coming in the air so I don't need to try and kick it"
Title: Re: Caption competition (Just for fun)
Post by: avfc_1874 on December 12, 2015, 11:36:06 AM: "If I stare at it for too long, I'll go blind"
Title: Re: Caption competition (Just for fun)
Post by: Malandro on December 12, 2015, 11:44:27 AM: Teflon man 2015
Title: Re: Caption competition (Just for fun)
Post by: cdbearsfan on December 12, 2015, 11:48:52 AM: "Just focus on the orange dot. It'll all be okay if I focus on the orange dot."
Title: Re: Caption competition (Just for fun)
Post by: Smirker on December 12, 2015, 11:51:47 AM: Quote from: The Man With A Stick on December 12, 2015, 11:15:09 AM
"Duck"

;D
Title: Re: Caption competition (Just for fun)
Post by: asgpaul on December 12, 2015, 11:59:06 AM: "Use the force Brad.....!"
Title: Re: Caption competition (Just for fun)
Post by: Villa in Denmark on December 12, 2015, 11:59:20 AM: Quote from: Tayls_7 on December 12, 2015, 11:28:47 AM
I used to wonder why footballs look bigger the closer they get? Then it struck me.
Like.
Title: Re: Caption competition (Just for fun)
Post by: Villa in Denmark on December 12, 2015, 12:00:10 PM: Don't panic Mr Mainwaring!
Title: Re: Caption competition (Just for fun)
Post by: phantom limb on December 12, 2015, 12:03:01 PM: Hadoken!
Title: Re: Caption competition (Just for fun)
Post by: kipeye on December 12, 2015, 12:19:40 PM: Quote from: IAmTheOneIanOlney on December 12, 2015, 11:28:12 AM
The Man Who Stares At Goals.
Title: Re: Caption competition (Just for fun)
Post by: aj2k77 on December 12, 2015, 12:23:53 PM: Oh shit, not one of those again.
Title: Re: Caption competition (Just for fun)
Post by: PaulTheVillan on December 12, 2015, 12:29:05 PM: Here you go ball, go in the net.
Title: Re: Caption competition (Just for fun)
Post by: dave shelley on December 12, 2015, 12:50:18 PM: Circular coloured cannonball confuses comical Colonist.
Title: Re: Caption competition (Just for fun)
Post by: Ormy Droid on December 12, 2015, 12:52:02 PM: 'My mind to your mind...my thoughts to your thoughts...'
Title: Re: Caption competition (Just for fun)
Post by: bob on December 12, 2015, 12:53:19 PM: (https://duckduckgrayduck.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/stevie.jpg?w=500&h=447)
Title: Re: Caption competition (Just for fun)
Post by: Ron Manager on December 12, 2015, 01:30:38 PM: God thats awesome. A flying tiffany lamp! What will they think of next?
Title: Re: Caption competition (Just for fun)
Post by: preston28 on December 12, 2015, 01:44:06 PM: Woooooaaaaahhhh what is THAT?
Title: Re: Caption competition (Just for fun)
Post by: Jimbo on December 12, 2015, 02:37:22 PM: "Phew, almost caught that."
Title: Re: Caption competition (Just for fun)
Post by: brian green on December 12, 2015, 02:46:20 PM: Watch me catch this ball made out of Charlie N'Zogbia's trousers.
Title: Re: Caption competition (Just for fun)
Post by: curiousorange on December 12, 2015, 03:07:30 PM: "I got it, I got it!...I don't got it."
Title: Re: Caption competition (Just for fun)
Post by: Yossarian on December 12, 2015, 03:11:08 PM: Quote from: IAmTheOneIanOlney on December 12, 2015, 11:28:12 AM
The Man Who Stares At Goals.

This wins for me.
Title: Re: Caption competition (Just for fun)
Post by: ChicagoLion on December 12, 2015, 03:51:46 PM: Quote from: Legion on December 12, 2015, 11:11:09 AM
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What the fuck is that?
Title: Re: Caption competition (Just for fun)
Post by: andyh on December 12, 2015, 04:00:42 PM: Aaaaaarrrrrggggggg !!!! MOMMY!!!!!
Title: Re: Caption competition (Just for fun)
Post by: CT Villan on December 12, 2015, 04:39:21 PM: Aston Villa's top goal-tender Brad Guzman prevents a near-certain touchdown.
Title: Re: Caption competition (Just for fun)
Post by: Toronto Villa on December 12, 2015, 04:43:45 PM: What the fuck do I do now?
Title: Re: Caption competition (Just for fun)
Post by: old man villa fan on December 12, 2015, 07:18:52 PM: "Dr Evil, what do I do?"
Title: Re: Caption competition (Just for fun)
Post by: ronshirt on December 12, 2015, 07:36:34 PM: Quote from: Legion on December 12, 2015, 11:11:09 AM
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Serial footballer impersonator denies being involved in Sepp Blatter Spot The Ball competition.
Title: Re: Caption competition (Just for fun)
Post by: old man villa fan on December 12, 2015, 07:38:36 PM: Quote from: ronshirt on December 12, 2015, 07:36:34 PM
Quote from: Legion on December 12, 2015, 11:11:09 AM
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Serial footballer impersonator denies being involved in Sepp Blatter Spot The Ball competition.

With Sepp Blatter, wouldn't it be 'mark' the ball.
Title: Re: Caption competition (Just for fun)
Post by: ChicagoLion on December 12, 2015, 08:05:28 PM: He thinks he is on a Black Lives matter protest "Hands Up Don't Shoot"
Title: Re: Caption competition (Just for fun)
Post by: The Edge on December 12, 2015, 08:17:25 PM: Quote from: ChicagoLion on December 12, 2015, 03:51:46 PM
Quote from: Legion on December 12, 2015, 11:11:09 AM
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What the fuck is that?
After realising that goalkeeping is not for him Brad takes up a career as a magician. Here he is practising his amazing ball hovering trick.
Title: Re: Caption competition (Just for fun)
Post by: CT on December 12, 2015, 08:22:20 PM: I'm sure Brad Friedel showed me what to do in the situation once....
Title: Re: Caption competition (Just for fun)
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on December 12, 2015, 08:38:27 PM: Quote from: Legion on December 12, 2015, 11:11:09 AM
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" I'm calling for a complete and total shutdown on footballs being allowed to enter our penalty area until our clubs representatives have figured out what is going on."
Title: Re: Caption competition (Just for fun)
Post by: Dave Cooper please on December 12, 2015, 10:47:20 PM: Quote from: IAmTheOneIanOlney on December 12, 2015, 11:28:12 AM
The Man Who Stares At Goals.

*applause*
Title: Re: Caption competition (Just for fun)
Post by: pbavfckuwait on December 13, 2015, 06:19:13 AM: Why did'nt Barry take the penalty
Title: Re: Caption competition (Just for fun)
Post by: MalcolmP on December 13, 2015, 09:04:20 AM: when i asked for marigolds i meant for the garden
Title: Re: Caption competition (Just for fun)
Post by: Confusious says on December 13, 2015, 10:55:42 AM: Is that right mr Parkes I have to catch it!