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Heroes & Villains => Match Threads & Player Ratings => Topic started by: Monty on December 05, 2015, 02:04:50 PM

Title: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Monty on December 05, 2015, 02:04:50 PM
Villa (4-3-3): Guzan; Hutton, Okore, Lescott, Bacuna; Gana, Sanchez, Veretout; Sinclair, Gestede, Ayew. Subs: Ilori, Agbonlahor, Westwood, Richardson, Adama, Gil, Bunn.
Title: Southampton vs Aston Villa match thread
Post by: Smirker on December 05, 2015, 02:05:00 PM
Guzan

Hutton
Okore
Lescott
Bacuna

Gana
Veretout
Sanchez
Sinclair

Ayew
Gestede

Bench: Bunn, Ilori, Gabby, Westwood, Richardson, Adama, Gil
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Tuscans on December 05, 2015, 02:05:29 PM
WOOOOOSH look at that back four!!!
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Monty on December 05, 2015, 02:06:16 PM
And Ilori on the bench! Extraordinary change-around.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Smirker on December 05, 2015, 02:06:20 PM
Three threads  ;D
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: villadelph on December 05, 2015, 02:07:28 PM
wow, footyskillz almost got the back four right.. and I busted his chops for it.

Could be a long one today.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: GarTomas on December 05, 2015, 02:07:47 PM
This could be interesting...
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: gpbarr on December 05, 2015, 02:08:13 PM
I like the fact he seems to be trying to pick a settled side up front and to be fair, they did look positive last week - but by god, that defense has a hammering written all over it. Southampton must be licking their chops having seen that
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Monty on December 05, 2015, 02:08:22 PM
Three threads  ;D

I was DEFINITELY first. Unless we lose, in which case I definitely WAS NOT first.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: aev on December 05, 2015, 02:09:00 PM
What has happened to Richards?

Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on December 05, 2015, 02:09:44 PM
What has happened to Richards?


Injured ain't he
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on December 05, 2015, 02:11:42 PM
How shit is Richardson that even though we need a LB the manager feels he is better on the bench.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: villadelph on December 05, 2015, 02:12:11 PM
I like the fact he seems to be trying to pick a settled side up front and to be fair, they did look positive last week - but by god, that defense has a hammering written all over it. Southampton must be licking their chops having seen that

I just hope Gestede can hold up play in the final third so we're not constantly under pressure all day. High hopes..
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: eric woolban woolban on December 05, 2015, 02:12:42 PM
Asked him to play right back. He said no no no
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: footyskillz on December 05, 2015, 02:14:02 PM
I said that back five would start though didn't get the whole team right.
I like that line up 1-2 villa
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: aev on December 05, 2015, 02:15:18 PM
Last weeks game was I think "it" for us.

I can't see us getting anything today.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on December 05, 2015, 02:15:37 PM
I said that back five would start though didn't get the whole team right.
I like that line up 1-2 villa

Apart from you said Richards would play.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on December 05, 2015, 02:15:56 PM
I am coming out in support of massive air and ground strikes upon the Southampton goal.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Monty on December 05, 2015, 02:17:17 PM
I am coming out in support of massive air and ground strikes upon the Southampton goal.

We don't have the precision technology though. With Gestede around, innocent civilians behind the goal are likely to be hit as well.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: gpbarr on December 05, 2015, 02:17:23 PM
There is one bright spot - the teams we might catch (?) around us (Bournemouth, Sunderland, Newcastle, and Swansea) are all unlikely to pull further away given they play Chelsea, Arsenal, Liverpool, and Leicester respectively), and even Norwich have a tough one at Norwich.

Now thats called hope :)

 
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: gpbarr on December 05, 2015, 02:18:17 PM
I am coming out in support of massive air and ground strikes upon the Southampton goal.

We don't have the precision technology though. With Gestede around, innocent civilians behind the goal are likely to be hit as well.

Oh man - that made me laugh and I needed it!!!!
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on December 05, 2015, 02:18:31 PM
There is one bright spot - the teams we might catch (?) around us (Bournemouth, Sunderland, Newcastle, and Swansea) are all unlikely to pull further away given they play Chelsea, Arsenal, Liverpool, and Leicester respectively), and even Norwich have a tough one at Norwich.

Now thats called hope :)

 

Norwich will definitely get at least a point if they are playing themselves.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Exeter 77 on December 05, 2015, 02:19:05 PM
Does that team mean Bacuna at right back and Hutton on the left?
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: gpbarr on December 05, 2015, 02:19:10 PM
There is one bright spot - the teams we might catch (?) around us (Bournemouth, Sunderland, Newcastle, and Swansea) are all unlikely to pull further away given they play Chelsea, Arsenal, Liverpool, and Leicester respectively), and even Norwich have a tough one at Norwich.

Now thats called hope :)

 

Norwich will definitely get at least a point if they are playing themselves.

Oops :)  haha
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on December 05, 2015, 02:21:08 PM
Come on Villa.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: cdbearsfan on December 05, 2015, 02:23:23 PM
Getting nervous now. Not sure why. I keep thinking I'll resign myself to our fate and stop worrying every week but my brain won't let me.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Marlon's Hairy Wood on December 05, 2015, 02:24:40 PM
Does that team mean Bacuna at right back and Hutton on the left?

Almost certainly, he can do a decent job there so it shouldn't be a massive concern
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Tayls_7 on December 05, 2015, 02:26:37 PM
There is one bright spot - the teams we might catch (?) around us (Bournemouth, Sunderland, Newcastle, and Swansea) are all unlikely to pull further away given they play Chelsea, Arsenal, Liverpool, and Leicester respectively), and even Norwich have a tough one at Norwich.

Now thats called hope :)

 

Hard to see past Norwich for that one. Our squad is comparable to many others in terms of quality but we lack spirit and a willingness to fight imo. Be it a lack of confidence or just the wrong characters in the dressing room something is amiss. Gabby, Lescott, Richards and Richardson as examples of your senior pro's. Oh dear.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: john2710 on December 05, 2015, 02:26:39 PM
Desperate times call for desperate measures, Clark & Richardson have been awful defensively. It might work, I just can't see it though.

Anyway, what it does show is that Garde won't stick with those who keep fucking up. I'm sure if he had another realistic option Guzan would be out of the team too.

If nothing else I expect to see us put up a fight.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Dave on December 05, 2015, 02:31:45 PM
22 Stekelenburg
02 Soares
06 Fonte
17 van Dijk
21 Bertrand
12 Wanyama
16 Ward-Prowse
10 Mané
08 Davis
11 Tadic
19 Pellè

Substitutes
01 Davis
04 Clasie
07 Long
14 Romeu
15 Martina
20 Juanmi
26 Caulker
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: garyshawsknee on December 05, 2015, 02:32:15 PM
God knows what to expect. Good to see Okore back and good to see Richardson out.

Come on Villa, give us some pride and something to shout about or at least don't go a goal behind after 20 minutes.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Monty on December 05, 2015, 02:32:49 PM
22 Stekelenburg
02 Soares
06 Fonte
17 van Dijk
21 Bertrand
12 Wanyama
16 Ward-Prowse
10 Mané
08 Davis
11 Tadic
19 Pellè

Substitutes
01 Davis
04 Clasie
07 Long
14 Romeu
15 Martina
20 Juanmi
26 Caulker

That looks better than our team.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: mrfuse on December 05, 2015, 02:34:09 PM
22 Stekelenburg
02 Soares
06 Fonte
17 van Dijk
21 Bertrand
12 Wanyama
16 Ward-Prowse
10 Mané
08 Davis
11 Tadic
19 Pellè

Substitutes
01 Davis
04 Clasie
07 Long
14 Romeu
15 Martina
20 Juanmi
26 Caulker

That looks better than our team.

Sadly you can say that about the majority of the Premier League.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on December 05, 2015, 02:34:51 PM
Come on Villa, give us some pride and something to shout about or at least don't go a goal behind after 20 2 minutes.
I have suggested an edit (I salute your admirable optimism though).
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: garyshawsknee on December 05, 2015, 02:35:47 PM
Come on Villa, give us some pride and something to shout about or at least don't go a goal behind after 20 2 minutes.
I have suggested an edit (I salute your admirable optimism though).

It's all I have left pal !! UTV.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on December 05, 2015, 02:37:40 PM
Some of the team are wearing woolly hats in the warm up
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Marton on December 05, 2015, 02:39:21 PM
If they manage to mount any attack in our half of the pitch...we are fucked!

Thats not a defense...thats just a white flag.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: in exile on December 05, 2015, 02:39:42 PM
I'm dreading this
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: mrfuse on December 05, 2015, 02:40:12 PM
Come on Villa, give us some pride and something to shout about or at least don't go a goal behind after 20 2 minutes.
I have suggested an edit (I salute your admirable optimism though).
Made me chuckle.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on December 05, 2015, 02:41:22 PM
We're going to get our pants thumbed. Still, fuck the fuckers.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: GarTomas on December 05, 2015, 02:42:28 PM
I have some weird nervous optimism about today.  Can't quite explain it.
Just think Southampton are in a strange transition mode and we could nick a result.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on December 05, 2015, 02:43:18 PM
Some of the team are wearing woolly hats in the warm up
They had fucking TIGHTS on in the Bodymoor training pics on Pravda.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: adrenachrome on December 05, 2015, 02:44:09 PM
Some of the team are wearing woolly hats in the warm up
They had fucking TIGHTS on in the Bodymoor training pics on Pravda.

Good job snoods have been banned.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: john e on December 05, 2015, 02:44:26 PM
That could be the worst back four in the history of the world
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Monty on December 05, 2015, 02:45:04 PM
Some of the team are wearing woolly hats in the warm up
They had fucking TIGHTS on in the Bodymoor training pics on Pravda.

Good job snoods have been banned.

Yeah, by the laws of God and nature.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on December 05, 2015, 02:47:16 PM
Rudy just planted a shot over the protective netting and about 20 rows up in the stand. A proper Tonev
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Chris_Jephcott on December 05, 2015, 02:47:58 PM
Are we fuck-a-doodle-doo'd?

I've had some bizarre optimism. Not sure why... Saw that line up and drained 2 bottles of Leffe Royale IPA (new blend) in my hotel room in Brussels. There's cock all else to do, so I might as well tune in and watch the spanking develop.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Legion on December 05, 2015, 02:49:43 PM
Cries.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: l_mckay on December 05, 2015, 02:50:15 PM
Another depressing Saturday afternoon about to start
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Rudy65 on December 05, 2015, 02:51:25 PM
Rudy just planted a shot over the protective netting and about 20 rows up in the stand. A proper Tonev

F me he doesnt normally get that close
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on December 05, 2015, 02:51:33 PM
This lot just got battered 6-1 at home a couple of days ago. They are hardly going to be bouncing with confidence themselves. We have to believe we can get into them and rattle them a bit. Let's not wave the white flags so quickly.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: aj2k77 on December 05, 2015, 02:53:34 PM
We will give them an early cock up walk in goal and then they'll be flying, we've seen it all before. I dread Saturdays because of these twats. Sorry for not being supportive but I've all but given up, like our Chairman.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: dutchvilla on December 05, 2015, 02:54:23 PM
Need to get Bacuna in crossing positions - he's the best crosser in the squad after Amavi perhaps
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on December 05, 2015, 02:55:31 PM
Lescott is captain then
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on December 05, 2015, 02:56:13 PM
I wonder on what minute Dozy Sanches will miss/misplace his first ball, causing mayhem? I'm going for 3.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on December 05, 2015, 02:56:20 PM
Glad to see Richards isn't playing. Hopefully Jores will impress and make the position his own.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: KRS on December 05, 2015, 02:56:28 PM
I've politely asked my friends not to take the piss after what looks like can only be another depressing defeat...they said "no". I'm not looking forward to this one. Please prove me and all the doubters wrong Villa.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: brontebilly on December 05, 2015, 02:57:31 PM
22 Stekelenburg
02 Soares
06 Fonte
17 van Dijk
21 Bertrand
12 Wanyama
16 Ward-Prowse
10 Mané
08 Davis
11 Tadic
19 Pellè

Substitutes
01 Davis
04 Clasie
07 Long
14 Romeu
15 Martina
20 Juanmi
26 Caulker

Is there a single player from our starting line up that would get in theirs? I think not

Good time to be playing these though I reckon, if we could get the first goal they will get a bit nervy.

Bacuna at left back, remember some of his shocking appearances on the left before but at least he can run

Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on December 05, 2015, 02:57:37 PM
22 Stekelenburg
02 Soares
06 Fonte
17 van Dijk
21 Bertrand
12 Wanyama
16 Ward-Prowse
10 Mané
08 Davis
11 Tadic
19 Pellè

That looks like a list of ferry companies from around the world.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on December 05, 2015, 02:59:00 PM
Looks like Bacuna at Keft back and McCafu on the right
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on December 05, 2015, 02:59:11 PM
I'm hoping listening on the wireless will bring us more luck than relying on Sox Sports News!
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Chris_Jephcott on December 05, 2015, 02:59:45 PM
Fucked by the fuckers!

Bring it on! Come on Villa... prove us all wrong just once!
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: devilla on December 05, 2015, 03:00:08 PM
Here we go then. Our fans in good voice.

COYL!!
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on December 05, 2015, 03:02:04 PM
See they've got the same slow dirge song as Spurs
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on December 05, 2015, 03:02:07 PM
And there was their first chance.

sha losing after 33 seconds.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on December 05, 2015, 03:02:19 PM
Defence in Keystone mode within the first minute.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on December 05, 2015, 03:02:25 PM
And there was their second.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: NorthYvillan on December 05, 2015, 03:02:36 PM
God. that was shit!
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on December 05, 2015, 03:02:46 PM
Comedy defending again. Should have been 1-0 down already
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on December 05, 2015, 03:02:51 PM
Should be two down already
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on December 05, 2015, 03:02:52 PM
Should be two down
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: N'Zimidy on December 05, 2015, 03:03:21 PM
Fantastic start
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Goldie.7 on December 05, 2015, 03:03:22 PM
Could easily be two down already.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on December 05, 2015, 03:03:28 PM
Should have been 2 down
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: itbrvilla on December 05, 2015, 03:03:47 PM
Fuck me.  Not got a feed but considering do I really want one?
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: andyh on December 05, 2015, 03:03:49 PM
Getting fucking murderded but still 0-0
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Chris_Jephcott on December 05, 2015, 03:03:58 PM
Should easily be 2 down now. Shit.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on December 05, 2015, 03:04:11 PM
Hutton ffs
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: devilla on December 05, 2015, 03:04:12 PM
Shit defending for a change. At least they didn't score but it's not looking good.

Could get a spanking here again.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: mrfuse on December 05, 2015, 03:04:19 PM
Bloody hell if we loose this by less than 4 goals,Ill be surprised.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: itbrvilla on December 05, 2015, 03:04:29 PM
Could easily be two down already.
Something to build on...
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on December 05, 2015, 03:05:20 PM
Ayew is our best player.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: myf on December 05, 2015, 03:05:31 PM
that defensive line up looks horrific.  Lescott will get ripped apart here.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on December 05, 2015, 03:05:52 PM
How utterly shit are we defensively?

Lescott and Guzan organizing the back four. *Shudders*
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: thick_mike on December 05, 2015, 03:06:09 PM
I might go out shopping!
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: itbrvilla on December 05, 2015, 03:06:38 PM
I like the fact he seems to be trying to pick a settled side up front and to be fair, they did look positive last week - but by god, that defense has a hammering written all over it. Southampton must be licking their chops having seen that
The one that have played have been pretty suit too.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on December 05, 2015, 03:06:58 PM
Leicester 1 up, it wasn't Vardy!
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Risso on December 05, 2015, 03:07:06 PM
Lescott used to be a footballer, didn't he?
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on December 05, 2015, 03:07:08 PM
I might go out shopping!
See if you can find a bargain left back
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: brontebilly on December 05, 2015, 03:07:55 PM
fuck me, they should be 2 up already
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on December 05, 2015, 03:08:47 PM
I never get that, if they'd scored the first the whole pattern of play would have been different so the second chance would never have arrived.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on December 05, 2015, 03:08:48 PM
Leicester 1 up, it wasn't Vardy!

They have gone from lucky and plucky, to being legitimately a good football team. Soaring high on confidence. There is nothing flukey at all about Leicester now.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Witton Warrior on December 05, 2015, 03:09:01 PM
I might go out shopping!

I'm off over the allotment in a howling gale - better than sitting here waiting for the inevitable
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: mrfuse on December 05, 2015, 03:09:04 PM
Hats off to the support again.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: RonBurgundy on December 05, 2015, 03:09:59 PM
Gestede is pissing me off, ambling around, no sense of urgency.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on December 05, 2015, 03:10:13 PM
We need to settle this down and survive the early storm. Do that and get into the game there is no reason we cannot win today. We just get steamrolled in games too quickly.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Lizz on December 05, 2015, 03:10:14 PM
I'm only following it on here. Another depressing Saturday afternoon.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Risso on December 05, 2015, 03:10:19 PM
I never get that, if they'd scored the first the whole pattern of play would have been different so the second chance would never have arrived.

The way we're playing 'A' second chance would have arrived! ;)
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: aj2k77 on December 05, 2015, 03:10:51 PM
Not even competing here are we. How many times do our fullbacks flail a leg to try and pathetically stop a cross, fucking get stuck in fannies.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: mrfuse on December 05, 2015, 03:10:57 PM
I never get that, if they'd scored the first the whole pattern of play would have been different so the second chance would never have arrived.

I know where you're coming from, but it is the Villa...a second chance always arrives.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: aev on December 05, 2015, 03:11:01 PM
Maybe the players we have are uncoachable. It doesn't mAtter who is in charge, we are all over the shop at the back.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on December 05, 2015, 03:11:25 PM
Whats bacuna doing
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: andyh on December 05, 2015, 03:11:36 PM
What the fuck is Bacuna doing there with his arm??
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on December 05, 2015, 03:11:36 PM
Bacuna frightens the shit out of me.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: django on December 05, 2015, 03:11:54 PM
What the fuck was bacon doing there? Tried to handle it as it went flying out for a goal kick
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on December 05, 2015, 03:12:11 PM
wtf was BAcuna doing with his arm there??!!
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: aj2k77 on December 05, 2015, 03:12:17 PM
Gestede is pissing me off, ambling around, no sense of urgency.

He's a carthorse, that's the pace he plays at, ambling.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on December 05, 2015, 03:12:19 PM
Sanchez fucks up yet again.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: andyh on December 05, 2015, 03:12:56 PM
I see the fucking keystone cops are on defensive duty again.
Shocking from Sanchez and Hutton.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on December 05, 2015, 03:13:03 PM
Dozy Sanchez, 11 mins.

Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on December 05, 2015, 03:13:17 PM
I was hoping you'd miss the obvious flaw in my point about a second chance!
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on December 05, 2015, 03:13:22 PM
Is Bacuna at left back?
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: RonBurgundy on December 05, 2015, 03:13:53 PM
This is horrible to watch, devoid of confidence, second to the ball. It's only a matter of time before they score the inevitable.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: maidstonevillain on December 05, 2015, 03:14:02 PM
I never get that, if they'd scored the first the whole pattern of play would have been different so the second chance would never have arrived.

Agree.  They might have been 4-0 up instead.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: andyh on December 05, 2015, 03:14:04 PM
Is Bacuna at left back?
He's in that general area.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: myf on December 05, 2015, 03:14:26 PM
Leicester 1 up, it wasn't Vardy!

They have gone from lucky and plucky, to being legitimately a good football team. Soaring high on confidence. There is nothing flukey at all about Leicester now.

Stoke also looked superb today.  Some of their moves were sublime.  Both goals scored playing into the wind as well.  Man City didn't get a sniff.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Goldie.7 on December 05, 2015, 03:14:31 PM
I seriously think Sanchez needs laser eye surgery.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on December 05, 2015, 03:14:40 PM
We sound woeful on the wireless. Sounds like we'll completely collapse if/when they score.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Monty on December 05, 2015, 03:14:51 PM
They look completely devoid of confidence. And Gestede, with the best will in the world, really doesn't look like he can contribute meaningfully to holding the ball up or anything else.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on December 05, 2015, 03:15:28 PM
Another one missed.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Risso on December 05, 2015, 03:15:41 PM
Fucking awful from Sanchez, I've never known a Villa player create quite so many chances for the opposition as that twat.  And what exactly is Gestede doing, other than lumbering around up front like some shit Kevin Fancis tribute act.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Lastfootstamper on December 05, 2015, 03:15:44 PM
Is Bacuna at left back?
He's in that general area.

Made me chuckle.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on December 05, 2015, 03:15:45 PM
Spurs winning at the Bitters.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: SamTheMouse on December 05, 2015, 03:16:00 PM
I like Sanchez for his combative style, but you have to say his distribution doesn't look good enough for this level.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Risso on December 05, 2015, 03:16:15 PM
Sanchez, awful, again! 
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: myf on December 05, 2015, 03:16:25 PM
Is Senderos fit?  Why not him instead of Lescott?
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: django on December 05, 2015, 03:16:37 PM
This is a matter of when not if Southampton will score.

We can't get anything to stick up front.

Classic case of our midfield sitting back and our front 3 are completely isolated.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on December 05, 2015, 03:16:44 PM
Sanchez is the new NRC. Wins the lot ball a lot, he has to as he gives it away so often.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: andyh on December 05, 2015, 03:17:02 PM
This is just awful.
When we do get possession, we have no ideas what to do with it. That indecision, and general lack of movement means that we get closed down very quickly and then giving up possession very easily and cheaply.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Chris_Jephcott on December 05, 2015, 03:17:11 PM
Looks like we're having our arsed presented to us on a plate despite it being 0-0

What curry does everybody like? I'm on for a Chicken Tikka Naga... but I'm ballsed if I can find one in the local area around this hotel. In fact, I can't find anything here at all.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on December 05, 2015, 03:17:17 PM
Is Senderos fit?  Why not him instead of Lescott?

Because he's not part of our 25 man squad.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Lastfootstamper on December 05, 2015, 03:17:19 PM
Another one missed.

Means only one thing; it's our day.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Monty on December 05, 2015, 03:17:24 PM
What a waste, Bacuna.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: john e on December 05, 2015, 03:17:34 PM
I'm watching on the live stream my misses thought I was watching a comedy show by the amount of lol I was doing

don't suppose she was far wrong
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: aj2k77 on December 05, 2015, 03:17:46 PM
Shambolic from back to front, this has a pasting written all over it.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on December 05, 2015, 03:17:47 PM
Is Senderos fit?  Why not him instead of Lescott?
Wasn't named in the 25 man squad so can't play for us til January
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on December 05, 2015, 03:18:36 PM
Sanchez needs his head ducking in a bowl of ice water. He's in a land of perpetual nod.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on December 05, 2015, 03:18:41 PM
Rudy saves us.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: django on December 05, 2015, 03:18:57 PM
Vertout seems quite leisurely when they have the ball.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: ChicagoLion on December 05, 2015, 03:19:08 PM
we are doing well to be at nil
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Chris_Jephcott on December 05, 2015, 03:19:14 PM
And another one missed
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on December 05, 2015, 03:19:15 PM
And then another missed.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on December 05, 2015, 03:19:16 PM
Guzan oh dear
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: django on December 05, 2015, 03:19:26 PM
Jesus guzan fuck up nearly cost us. And again.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Monty on December 05, 2015, 03:19:45 PM
How aren't we losing so far. Fucking abominable.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: N'Zimidy on December 05, 2015, 03:19:55 PM
It's been absolutely pathetic.

Again.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: andyh on December 05, 2015, 03:20:07 PM
Southampton have created at least 10 excellent chances already.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on December 05, 2015, 03:20:08 PM
Lets hope we rob them 1 0
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on December 05, 2015, 03:20:09 PM
We should be five-nil down in 20 minutes.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: ez on December 05, 2015, 03:20:16 PM
Shocking defending
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: paul_e on December 05, 2015, 03:20:27 PM
In a game full of terrible defending Hutton had been outstandingly poor.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: mrfuse on December 05, 2015, 03:20:34 PM
I'm watching on the live stream my misses thought I was watching a comedy show by the amount of lol I was doing

don't suppose she was far wrong

Yeah it should be in black and white and speeded up. Gestede would still look slow though.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: SamTheMouse on December 05, 2015, 03:20:35 PM
We really do look shockingly poor.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on December 05, 2015, 03:21:02 PM
Fucking hell they've missed some easy chances - once they score they'll get a hatful with the chances they're creating. Could be embarrassing
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: ez on December 05, 2015, 03:21:05 PM
I'd take 0-0 now.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: aj2k77 on December 05, 2015, 03:21:16 PM
We look like a poor championship side.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: martin o`who?? on December 05, 2015, 03:21:32 PM
We are stinking the entire Premiership out aren't we, we really are.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on December 05, 2015, 03:21:33 PM
Jesus guzan fuck up nearly cost us. And again.

It starts with Guzan in my opinion. He's become a massive liability and he cannot organize those in front of him and sure as shit doesn't inspire confidence. Goalkeeper for me is a priority in January.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Risso on December 05, 2015, 03:21:36 PM
Guzan, you are the shittest keeper I've ever seen pull on a pair of gloves for us.  Woeful.

And what was Lescott doing at that corner.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on December 05, 2015, 03:21:56 PM
I fucking hate those yellow shirts; they are symbolic of our lack of bollocks.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: django on December 05, 2015, 03:22:16 PM
Ayew can at least keep the ball.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: john e on December 05, 2015, 03:22:19 PM
We could easily be 76 nill down already
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: aj2k77 on December 05, 2015, 03:22:32 PM
I think it's safe to say that we are finishing 20th with around 20pts.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Rigadon on December 05, 2015, 03:22:39 PM
Teams barely need to do more than turn up to beat this team.  Gifts aplenty.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Risso on December 05, 2015, 03:22:48 PM
Jesus guzan fuck up nearly cost us. And again.

It starts with Guzan in my opinion. He's become a massive liability and he cannot organize those in front of him and sure as shit doesn't inspire confidence. Goalkeeper for me is a priority in January.

Yep, he's beyond useless.  But we also need a left back, central defender, creative central midfielder and a goalscorer.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on December 05, 2015, 03:22:54 PM
And now we're Barcelona.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: django on December 05, 2015, 03:23:07 PM
Amazing, some possession.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: mrfuse on December 05, 2015, 03:23:26 PM
I think it's safe to say that we are finishing 20th with around 20pts.

I like the optimism.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on December 05, 2015, 03:23:28 PM
Amusingly we've had the same number of on target attempts as Saints.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on December 05, 2015, 03:23:35 PM
Fucking awful from Sanchez, I've never known a Villa player create quite so many chances for the opposition as that twat.  And what exactly is Gestede doing, other than lumbering around up front like some shit Kevin Fancis tribute act.

That last bit really made me laugh.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on December 05, 2015, 03:23:50 PM
Yellow shirts; just like watching Brazil.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: ozzjim on December 05, 2015, 03:24:04 PM
Of all the signings over the summer the ones Sherwood could not say were not his were the defenders.  Lescott had been a disaster.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: aj2k77 on December 05, 2015, 03:24:16 PM
Get Gestede off, send him to the glue factory the fucking carthorse. Get Traore on and see if him and Ayew can produce anything. The midfield, I have no idea, they're not even involved. The defence is just shit and no substitution is going to sort it out. Might take off Sinclair for Gil too just to make it look like I'm doing something.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: CT on December 05, 2015, 03:24:34 PM
I think it's safe to say that we are finishing 20th with around 20pts.

20 points? Tad optimistic!
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on December 05, 2015, 03:24:46 PM
Leicester 2 up. Still not Vardy.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Chris_Jephcott on December 05, 2015, 03:24:59 PM
Good possession... and now they have another chance.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on December 05, 2015, 03:25:21 PM
Here we go...
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: django on December 05, 2015, 03:25:21 PM
Jesus guzan fuck up nearly cost us. And again.

It starts with Guzan in my opinion. He's become a massive liability and he cannot organize those in front of him and sure as shit doesn't inspire confidence. Goalkeeper for me is a priority in January.

Yep, he's beyond useless.  But we also need a left back, central defender, creative central midfielder and a goalscorer.

Agree with all of that. I actually think a good version of Gestede could be useful at the moment. We just can't keep possession in the oppositions half, whoever the opposition.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: brontebilly on December 05, 2015, 03:25:29 PM
It's been absolutely pathetic.

Again.

as bad as this game last season, Ayew is our only player that resembles a footballer

guzan hopeless
both full backs getting destroyed
centre back, individually and collectively awful
Sanchez handing the opposition chances
Veretout and Gueye AWOL
Gestede - ball bouncing off him
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: ozzjim on December 05, 2015, 03:25:55 PM
Just need to plan for the championship
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Pete3206 on December 05, 2015, 03:25:57 PM
OS Facebook feed:
Quote
Villa have looked solid so far although they did survive a couple of early scares


 :o
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on December 05, 2015, 03:26:07 PM
Wow! We survived that dead ball.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on December 05, 2015, 03:26:50 PM
Nice to know we could set a new club record of not winning games today
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: SamTheMouse on December 05, 2015, 03:26:56 PM
Westwood, Agbonlahor, now Richardson...at least Garde is steadily dropping the shit players.

Trouble is, if he keeps doing it he's going to run out of players altogether by next week.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Goldie.7 on December 05, 2015, 03:27:23 PM
The only person I see pressing is Ayew.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on December 05, 2015, 03:27:25 PM
Leicester 2 up. Still not Vardy.

Second goal miles offside
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on December 05, 2015, 03:28:11 PM
Rudy does an air shot when he should have scored!
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on December 05, 2015, 03:28:19 PM
Gestede's like having your attack fronted by Bungle out of Rainbow. 
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: andyh on December 05, 2015, 03:28:28 PM
Oh my god !
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on December 05, 2015, 03:28:31 PM
Miss fuckinf kick
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Chris_Jephcott on December 05, 2015, 03:28:32 PM
Gestede. What the hell was that?
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: aj2k77 on December 05, 2015, 03:28:39 PM
Just need to plan for the championship

Sell the entire defence, midfield and attack apart from Gil, Ayew and Traore and start again.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: ez on December 05, 2015, 03:28:47 PM
Gestede you donkey
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on December 05, 2015, 03:29:01 PM
Eyore!
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: devilla on December 05, 2015, 03:29:04 PM
Gestede you fucking donkey. Just fuck off I've had enough.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: itbrvilla on December 05, 2015, 03:29:13 PM
OS Facebook feed:
Quote
Villa have looked solid so far although they did survive a couple of early scares


 :o
Can we drag them out and shoot them. I fucking hate social media.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: brontebilly on December 05, 2015, 03:29:13 PM
Gestede - fucking hell haha

quality from Veretout there
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: django on December 05, 2015, 03:29:15 PM
Wow. That was really not good.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on December 05, 2015, 03:29:17 PM
Air shot be Gestede. He really is a donkey
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: SamTheMouse on December 05, 2015, 03:29:18 PM
Great effort by Rudy "Hee-haw" Gestede, there.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on December 05, 2015, 03:29:45 PM
Our misses are worse than theirs, can we have a point for that please?
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Pete3206 on December 05, 2015, 03:30:17 PM
Kozak must have turned into one shit footballer to be behind Gestede in the pecking order.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Risso on December 05, 2015, 03:30:22 PM
Gestede you talentless fucking donkey.  He's as much a footballer as I am a ballet dancer.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Goldie.7 on December 05, 2015, 03:30:25 PM
That was fucking awful hold up play by Jushede.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on December 05, 2015, 03:30:31 PM
Get fucking Rudy off.he is hopeless.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: itbrvilla on December 05, 2015, 03:30:34 PM
Air shot be Gestede. He really is a donkey
How is he ahead of Kozak?

Anyone still think we'll  stay up?
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Monty on December 05, 2015, 03:30:39 PM
Gestede proves twice in as many minutes that he's really not good enough. The attempted return-pass to Veretout...he looks like he's just started learning how to play football.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: andyh on December 05, 2015, 03:30:41 PM
Gestede is playing as a premier league centre forward!!!
It's just fucking incredulous.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: ronshirt on December 05, 2015, 03:30:51 PM
Gestede could have a big future as a mime atiste.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on December 05, 2015, 03:31:00 PM
Can kozak be any worse than rudy
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: A|C on December 05, 2015, 03:31:27 PM
I think the dark acceptance of defeat has consumed me now, I know we're going to lose it really is just a matter of time.

We're not really creating anything of note accept the odd half chance here or there, Southampton also don't seem to be trying that hard.  A change of gear by them and we've had it.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on December 05, 2015, 03:31:33 PM
I am pining for Agbonwon'tscore in place of  Gestede now.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on December 05, 2015, 03:31:54 PM
Watford 1-0 Norwich
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: NorthYvillan on December 05, 2015, 03:32:11 PM
Can kozak be any worse than rudy
Is Kozak in our 25 man squad?
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Risso on December 05, 2015, 03:33:11 PM
Can kozak be any worse than rudy
Is Kozak in our 25 man squad?

Yes, number 27
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: django on December 05, 2015, 03:33:17 PM
I think the dark acceptance of defeat has consumed me now, I know we're going to lose it really is just a matter of time.

We're not really creating anything of note accept the odd half chance here or there, Southampton also don't seem to be trying that hard.  A change of gear by them and we've had it.

It's like the generals saying about wrestling a pig and getting dirty. We are the pig, but we're dragging southampton down to our level a bit.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on December 05, 2015, 03:33:20 PM
Another chance missed.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on December 05, 2015, 03:33:45 PM
Can kozak be any worse than rudy

It's what I was saying the other day? How shit must he be in training and reserve games not to be considered

Arsenal 1-0 Sunderland
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Monty on December 05, 2015, 03:34:01 PM
I am pining for Agbonwon'tscore in place of  Gestede now.

He really is worse than Gabby isn't he. Christ that's dark.

Ah brilliant from Lescott there, forgetting how his own body works.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: django on December 05, 2015, 03:34:21 PM
Well done Lescott for letting that ball bounce across our 6 yard box unchallenged.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: CT on December 05, 2015, 03:35:26 PM
Is Callum Robinson worse than Gestede? Can we get him back on Jan 1?
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Risso on December 05, 2015, 03:35:29 PM
Golf clap for Lescott.

Jesus, when have we EVER had such a collection of rapscallions and ne'erdowells in one team before?
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on December 05, 2015, 03:36:12 PM
Just read the last few pages. Was going to start watching. Think I am going to have a sofa kip instead.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: brontebilly on December 05, 2015, 03:36:16 PM
Bench: Bunn, Ilori, Gabby, Westwood, Richardson, Adama, Gil

Lescott is absolutely shocking, I cant remember a worse central defender we have had in over 20 years

Adama for Gestede at the break is the obvious change, move Ayew up top

Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: andyh on December 05, 2015, 03:36:19 PM
Just-head is just awful.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: SamTheMouse on December 05, 2015, 03:36:44 PM
I think we'll be OK in January, provided we buy a decent striker and left back. And a 'keeper. And a centre half. And a midfielder or two. And a right back.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: montague on December 05, 2015, 03:36:54 PM
Gestede is playing as a premier league centre forward!!!
It's just fucking incredulous.

Gestelde is our replacement for Benteke!!!
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Goldie.7 on December 05, 2015, 03:37:16 PM
Sinclair needs to stop fucking running too far forward if Ayew has the ball, I swear these players are brain dead. You need to be in the space just around their box FFS
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Risso on December 05, 2015, 03:37:21 PM
Just read the last few pages. Was going to start watching. Think I am going to have a sofa kip instead.

Nah, we're just shitting you, it's been our usual brand of high-tempo, electric football, and Gestede has been playing like Ibrahimovitch.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on December 05, 2015, 03:37:29 PM
Just read the last few pages. Was going to start watching. Think I am going to have a sofa kip instead.
Good choice
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on December 05, 2015, 03:37:54 PM
Gestede couldn't hold a ball up if he stuffed it under his shirt.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Dominic22 on December 05, 2015, 03:38:27 PM
This made me laugh from the BBC's online coverage

"Have you been watching 'The Hunt' on BBC One? You know how wildebeest look utterly doomed every time they are on screen? Villa's defence give me the same feeling..."
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: LeeB on December 05, 2015, 03:38:50 PM
Gestede couldn't hold a ball up if he stuffed it under his shirt.

He is quite comically bad.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on December 05, 2015, 03:39:07 PM
I am listening to Spanish commentary, which is nice as I am spared understanding most of it. I am imagining them saying "Aston Veeela, fucking hell! Caramba muchachos ! No hay huevos coños!"
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on December 05, 2015, 03:39:16 PM
Bitters 1-1.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: VillaAlways on December 05, 2015, 03:39:48 PM
West Bromwich equalise
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: mrfuse on December 05, 2015, 03:39:58 PM
This made me laugh from the BBC's online coverage

"Have you been watching 'The Hunt' on BBC One? You know how wildebeest look utterly doomed every time they are on screen? Villa's defence give me the same feeling..."
Brilliant...great show by the way.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on December 05, 2015, 03:40:08 PM
I think we'll be OK in January, provided we buy a decent striker and left back. And a 'keeper. And a centre half. And a midfielder or two. And a right back.
And a few refs.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: mikeb1982 on December 05, 2015, 03:40:27 PM
This made me laugh from the BBC's online coverage

"Have you been watching 'The Hunt' on BBC One? You know how wildebeest look utterly doomed every time they are on screen? Villa's defence give me the same feeling..."

Can't bring myself to laugh, just getting more and more numb to it.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: CT on December 05, 2015, 03:41:05 PM
Wouldn't it be nice, just for once, if Southampton were left cursing playing terribly and then conceding a late goal to lose 0-1.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: andyh on December 05, 2015, 03:41:10 PM
No one, other than lescott followed that header into the box, from the free kick.
No one.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: A|C on December 05, 2015, 03:41:13 PM
To be honest the Polar Express on ITV2 is keeping me entertained a lot more than this rubbish.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Stu on December 05, 2015, 03:41:50 PM
Villa are crap and this match is shit.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: LeeB on December 05, 2015, 03:42:20 PM
By christ, if we actually decided to press some of the teams in this league we might stand a fucking chance of winning.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on December 05, 2015, 03:42:31 PM
Adama for Shreks mate for me but he will bring on gabby
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on December 05, 2015, 03:42:37 PM
Villa are crap and this match is shit.
Steady on! ;-)
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Mossie Hennebry on December 05, 2015, 03:42:41 PM
That is one shit movie.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Chris_Jephcott on December 05, 2015, 03:42:59 PM
Villa are crap and this match is shit.

this is the nail being hit on the head
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: andyh on December 05, 2015, 03:43:04 PM
Pelle didn't like okore putting it up him.
Tough shit you ponce.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: mikeb1982 on December 05, 2015, 03:43:15 PM
Villa are crap and this match is shit.

Haha! Say what you see...
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: LeeB on December 05, 2015, 03:43:27 PM
Villa are crap and this match is shit.

Yes, we've clearly improved this week.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: andyh on December 05, 2015, 03:43:47 PM
A corner...a corner ...a corner !!!
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on December 05, 2015, 03:43:47 PM
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on December 05, 2015, 03:44:05 PM
Super Lescott!!
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: django on December 05, 2015, 03:44:08 PM
We have a corner. Maybe we won't concede before half time.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: andyh on December 05, 2015, 03:44:16 PM
Fucking hell !!!!!
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Risso on December 05, 2015, 03:44:18 PM
We've got 80 mile an hour winds outside at the moment, I might go outside and try to sweep some leaves.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on December 05, 2015, 03:44:19 PM
YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: SamTheMouse on December 05, 2015, 03:44:25 PM
LOLz.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: django on December 05, 2015, 03:44:35 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH terrible corner and we score!!!!!!
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on December 05, 2015, 03:44:37 PM
What a cracking goal.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Lizz on December 05, 2015, 03:44:45 PM
Fecking hell!
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Chris_Jephcott on December 05, 2015, 03:44:45 PM
What the hell? We've scored?
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Goldie.7 on December 05, 2015, 03:44:47 PM
Get the fuck in.....
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Rigadon on December 05, 2015, 03:44:48 PM
goooaaalllll
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on December 05, 2015, 03:44:48 PM
Bloody hell
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: andyh on December 05, 2015, 03:44:59 PM
Get to fucking half time. Just get to half time.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on December 05, 2015, 03:45:00 PM
Get battered, score in the last minute of the half. I fucking love football sometimes.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: ez on December 05, 2015, 03:45:03 PM
What the ...??
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on December 05, 2015, 03:45:03 PM
Fucking hell Goooooooooooooool! Del Aston Veeeeela!
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Chris_Jephcott on December 05, 2015, 03:45:06 PM
We've SCORED!!!! YESSSSS!!!!
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Risso on December 05, 2015, 03:45:09 PM
LOLZ!!
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: CT on December 05, 2015, 03:45:10 PM
COME ON!!!!!
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: N'Zimidy on December 05, 2015, 03:45:16 PM
BIG JOE!

GET IN
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: A|C on December 05, 2015, 03:45:19 PM
YAAAAY, the biggest WTF moment of the week but hey, I'll take it :)
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: django on December 05, 2015, 03:45:20 PM
So far this is a bigger robbery than hatton gardens.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: alan_clarke on December 05, 2015, 03:45:31 PM
When did we last score from a corner?
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Marton on December 05, 2015, 03:46:00 PM
17 pages of nothing but depressing reading...and then we score. How?
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Tuscans on December 05, 2015, 03:46:02 PM
Football is just wrong
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: mrfuse on December 05, 2015, 03:46:06 PM
Im a little behind I thought you lot were taking the piss!
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: itbrvilla on December 05, 2015, 03:46:12 PM
I'll belive it when I see it.  Did he kiss the badge? He loves doing that. Fuck....Arsenal conceded. The
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: devilla on December 05, 2015, 03:46:19 PM
 Well whadda you know. Get innnn!!!!!
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Risso on December 05, 2015, 03:46:22 PM
Fair play, they haven't taken their chances so far, we have.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Chris_Jephcott on December 05, 2015, 03:46:53 PM
For some reason, I find myself laughing about the fact we've scored a goal. I have never laughed when we score a goal before. It's almost a comedy though?
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on December 05, 2015, 03:46:56 PM
I wasn't at all nervous at 0-0, i'm now a bag of fucking nerves.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: andyh on December 05, 2015, 03:47:03 PM
Fucking hell.
Winning at half time.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: myf on December 05, 2015, 03:47:16 PM
When did we last take the lead? Was it Leicester?
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on December 05, 2015, 03:47:30 PM
Koeman looks like one of them Dr Who potato head Sontar characters.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on December 05, 2015, 03:47:32 PM
I'm stunned. Anybody got any smelling salts?
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Monty on December 05, 2015, 03:47:43 PM
I have literally forgotten what this was like. I can't even remember the word - we're, what, backwards-losing?
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: dutchvilla on December 05, 2015, 03:47:50 PM
ref seeming to play on until they score
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Mossie Hennebry on December 05, 2015, 03:48:12 PM
For some reason, I find myself laughing about the fact we've scored a goal. I have never laughed when we score a goal before. It's almost a comedy though?
It's the relief....
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on December 05, 2015, 03:48:13 PM
We've been saying for ages that we will take a win however we can get it. Off the refs arse, against the run of play. Long, long way to go but I'll fucking take it. We need to turn this around somehow, someway. In any way possible. We've given ourselves a chance and something to build on.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: martin o`who?? on December 05, 2015, 03:48:16 PM
What's that line from The Shawshank Redemption about hope can drive a man insane.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: ez on December 05, 2015, 03:48:18 PM
Well deserved  :D
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on December 05, 2015, 03:48:37 PM
When did we last take the lead? Was it Leicester?

Swansea at home.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on December 05, 2015, 03:48:41 PM
We are being unspanked.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on December 05, 2015, 03:49:01 PM
I think that's what you call "against the run of play"
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on December 05, 2015, 03:49:09 PM
Im still in shock . Come on villa.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: rjp on December 05, 2015, 03:49:21 PM
This is definitely us at half time.
(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c244/lococoal/VillaVillainBW.jpg)
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: A|C on December 05, 2015, 03:49:24 PM
ref seeming to play on until they score
I think we're all in the same state of complete shock to be fair.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: SamTheMouse on December 05, 2015, 03:49:37 PM
They're just fucking trolling us now. We're still going to lose.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: ez on December 05, 2015, 03:49:44 PM
Enjoy it while you can folks.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Lastfootstamper on December 05, 2015, 03:50:42 PM
17 pages of nothing but depressing reading...and then we score. How?

Ahem.....
Another one missed.

Means only one thing; it's our day.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Rigadon on December 05, 2015, 03:51:11 PM
I have literally forgotten what this was like. I can't even remember the word - we're, what, backwards-losing?

chuckle
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: mrfuse on December 05, 2015, 03:51:28 PM
well what do you know, after being mauled the Wildebeest has got back up on its feet and fought back.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: PaulTheVillan on December 05, 2015, 03:51:37 PM
This feels strange.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Karlos96 on December 05, 2015, 03:51:38 PM
Goal here:

http://www.flashscores.co.uk/match/l8g74ITK/#video (http://www.flashscores.co.uk/match/l8g74ITK/#video)
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: ChicagoLion on December 05, 2015, 03:51:52 PM
Alllways knew Lescott was a great signing
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: django on December 05, 2015, 03:52:06 PM
They've been playing well, we really haven't. We're winning.

If we could just not be shit for the whole of the second half that would be nice, and might give us an unlikely result.

Also nice to see a villa fan score his first goal for us.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: aj2k77 on December 05, 2015, 03:52:42 PM
Only 5 pts from the promised land of 17th now!
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Stu on December 05, 2015, 03:53:07 PM
Villa are crap and this match is shit.

I'll post again when we need something in the second half.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: mikeb1982 on December 05, 2015, 03:53:45 PM
Let's learn from the Leicester game, 10-0-0 for the second half. Can we ply 2 keepers?
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: clash city rocker on December 05, 2015, 03:55:22 PM
Years ago I would be feeling optimistic now...but try as I might I just can't at the moment.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Boz on December 05, 2015, 03:55:38 PM
Which manager will provide the best half time bollocking
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on December 05, 2015, 03:56:06 PM
I can't remember, are we allowed to dream?
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Mossie Hennebry on December 05, 2015, 03:56:08 PM
Let's learn from the Leicester game, 10-0-0 for the second half. Can we ply 2 keepers?
We can - Bunn on for Gestede, Guzan up top.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on December 05, 2015, 03:56:10 PM
It is a pretty amazing situation to be in, winning at half time.

I honestly don't know what to do or how to react, it is so odd.

It's a bit like when all those East Germans crossed the border when the wall finally came down and started wandering around decadent western shops in their double denim, looking about them, totally unaware of how to take in what was happening to them.

That's how this feels.

Obviously we'll still lose, but even so, it's all very strange.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on December 05, 2015, 03:56:23 PM
You know what , after seeing these pathetic Facebook groups regarding villa the relegation party and everyone taking the piss ...

We might just turn the corner today and stick those fucking things down their jealous stinking throats..

Come on villa. Defend for your lives . Lets get three points.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on December 05, 2015, 03:56:30 PM
Let's learn from the Leicester game, 10-0-0 for the second half. Can we ply 2 keepers?

Thing is it is nothing like that game because against Leicester we were legitimately the better team. 1-0 was very well deserved and even though we went 2-0 up slightly against the run of play, we still were in control. It's not like that today and if we continue to sit back, defend deep, give the ball away, lose our markers, stupid goalkeeping lapses, we will not only concede, we will lose.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: oldtimernow on December 05, 2015, 03:56:37 PM
For some reason, I find myself laughing about the fact we've scored a goal. I have never laughed when we score a goal before. It's almost a comedy though?

I laughed too!!!!
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: CT on December 05, 2015, 03:57:22 PM
Normally we're defeated by now, I can't take this "hope" thing.

Now I'm going to be pacing around like a caged tiger.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: brontebilly on December 05, 2015, 03:58:17 PM
just saw some of those Southampton misses again, fucking hell some of them were sitters

Adama for Gestede (move Ayew up top)
Richardson for Bacuna (bacuna will either get sent off or give away a penalty for sure)

Thought Veretout and Gueye got a bit more into the game in the last 10 mins before half time, Veretout definitely has a touch of class about him
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on December 05, 2015, 03:58:20 PM
You know when you have those dreams when you are pinned down by an invisible, malevolent force and can't get up from your bed. I'm like that on the sofa. I can't move. What the fuck happened there?
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: berneboy on December 05, 2015, 03:59:03 PM
Goal here:

http://www.flashscores.co.uk/match/l8g74ITK/#video (http://www.flashscores.co.uk/match/l8g74ITK/#video)
Thank you, Karlos. A brilliant goal!
Well it made me happy anyway.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: supertom on December 05, 2015, 03:59:08 PM
We've had a lot of luck today and got away with a few ricks. I hope this could be our day. Trouble is when you get a lucky result you need to kick on from it and we didn't after the City game.
Keep going Villa, but honestly, our backline isn't going to keep a clean sheet today. It just isn't...is it??
That said, they look nervy at the back too. We could score more. I think we'll need to, for a result today.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: mrfuse on December 05, 2015, 03:59:09 PM
You just know the 2nd half will go pretty much like this:

Right lets soak up the pressure and hit them on the...Oh damn it Southampton have scored.

Okay lets just consolidate and go ag...oh shit 2-1 down
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Lastfootstamper on December 05, 2015, 03:59:28 PM
Let's learn from the Leicester game, 10-0-0 for the second half. Can we ply 2 keepers?

You mean like glue two together into some kind of Viz SuperKeeper?
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: BoskoDjembaSalifou on December 05, 2015, 04:00:02 PM
I can't believe it.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Chris_Jephcott on December 05, 2015, 04:00:03 PM
You know when you have those dreams when you are pinned down by an invisible, malevolent force and can't get up from your bed. I'm like that on the sofa. I can't move. What the fuck happened there?

That'll be whatever you've been drinking this afternoon. I've got the same with the hotel bed now... I blame Leffe Royale. This entire thing feels like some sort of weird trip right now, and a bottle of the beer is sat there laughing at me.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: rob_bridge on December 05, 2015, 04:00:22 PM
3-1 Villa 40-1
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: oldtimernow on December 05, 2015, 04:00:38 PM
the cat is twitching so he must be having a dream that the Villa have scored and are winning at half time...can't be real can it
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on December 05, 2015, 04:00:45 PM
We could really do with Arsenal putting in a shift in the second half and winning. The last thing we need is to have a good result and find all those around us get points.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Olof's Beard on December 05, 2015, 04:00:59 PM
I sort of chuckled when we scored, then I just felt sad. Can't shake the feeling that it's just going to make them come out all guns blazing and steam roller us.

Still, I had that  brief chuckle. Makes it all worthwhile.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on December 05, 2015, 04:01:28 PM
Id bring on adama give them something to worry about . He might be important to take some pressure off , win free kicks and hit them on the break.

But in remi we trust.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Chris_Jephcott on December 05, 2015, 04:01:34 PM
I dread what's going to happen in the first 10 mins of this half
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on December 05, 2015, 04:02:06 PM
We all know we're going to lose, but in years to come the stats will say we kept a clean sheet in the first half and, I can barely say the words, scored a goal. We can feel blessed to be the generation that witnessed this shimmering Christmas miracle, when we lost 6-1 to Southampton.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on December 05, 2015, 04:02:09 PM
Goal here:

http://www.flashscores.co.uk/match/l8g74ITK/#video (http://www.flashscores.co.uk/match/l8g74ITK/#video)
Thank you, Karlos. A brilliant goal!
Well it made me happy anyway.

What an absolutely brilliant dummy from Hutton. That goal was straight from Bodymoor Heath. I knew Remi would make a massive difference.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: ChicagoLion on December 05, 2015, 04:02:40 PM
What we need right now is someone, and it pobably is Lescott to show some leadership and get every  one settled down.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on December 05, 2015, 04:03:24 PM
And we nearly concede straight away.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on December 05, 2015, 04:03:40 PM
Defend better than that villa
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on December 05, 2015, 04:05:32 PM
Sinclair, sort it out
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Tayls_7 on December 05, 2015, 04:05:47 PM
What's a false narrative? Is this it?
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Lastfootstamper on December 05, 2015, 04:05:50 PM
Just watched the goal. Spookily Villa-like defending from a truly awful, awful corner. Maybe/hopefully it's contagious. That said, it's a cracking 'leave' from Hutton(?) at the front post.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on December 05, 2015, 04:06:01 PM
What the hell was Sinclair doing there, the absolute dunce?
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: django on December 05, 2015, 04:07:35 PM
I love Jordan Ayew. Great attitude.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Goldie.7 on December 05, 2015, 04:07:44 PM
Ayew so far has played very well.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: maidstonevillain on December 05, 2015, 04:08:08 PM
We could really do with Arsenal putting in a shift in the second half and winning. The last thing we need is to have a good result and find all those around us get points.

The last thing we need is having a bad result, and all the others around us getting points.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on December 05, 2015, 04:08:23 PM
Gestede's like the back half of a pantomime horse, all clippety-clop.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: django on December 05, 2015, 04:09:57 PM
well what do you know, after being mauled the Wildebeest has got back up on its feet and fought back.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: DaveD on December 05, 2015, 04:10:09 PM
Baker sent off for Bristol City
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Boz on December 05, 2015, 04:10:18 PM
Baker sent off at Bristol, second yellow, hope it's not an omen
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on December 05, 2015, 04:10:56 PM
Comical Rudi. "It's behind you!"
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: A|C on December 05, 2015, 04:11:04 PM
There is the odd glimpse of skill shown by us which gives me a bit of hope, my hope is then just totally shot down by stupid errors and sloppy play.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on December 05, 2015, 04:11:46 PM
We seem to be fighting more.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on December 05, 2015, 04:12:32 PM
Another three Villa goals and I'll be able to unclench my anus.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on December 05, 2015, 04:12:45 PM
Played guzan ayew
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Chris_Jephcott on December 05, 2015, 04:14:48 PM
Come on Villa!
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Tayls_7 on December 05, 2015, 04:15:33 PM
Another three Villa goals and I'll be able to unclench my anus.

Heard Amyl Nitrate helps with that. Apparently.  :o
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on December 05, 2015, 04:15:50 PM
ffs Bacuna what a shit,shit pass
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on December 05, 2015, 04:15:52 PM
Bacuna you stupid ******
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on December 05, 2015, 04:16:02 PM
Another three Villa goals and I'll be able to unclench my anus.

My aperture is so clenched it's swallowed a settee, two comfy chairs, a music centre and a pair of his 'n' hers bathrobes. 
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on December 05, 2015, 04:16:19 PM
Looks like Brad has been told to claim everything in the air
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on December 05, 2015, 04:16:24 PM
Administer some to Rudi and Ayew then.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: four fornicholl on December 05, 2015, 04:16:50 PM
Gestede's like the back half of a pantomime horse, all clippety-clop.
oh no he isnt
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: django on December 05, 2015, 04:17:03 PM
We've gone up a level now. Still pretty shit, but better.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on December 05, 2015, 04:17:12 PM
Great move
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on December 05, 2015, 04:17:15 PM
We look the better team
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Tayls_7 on December 05, 2015, 04:17:34 PM
That was football. Actual football.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Chris_Jephcott on December 05, 2015, 04:17:42 PM
I can see us growing in confidence at the moment
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on December 05, 2015, 04:17:45 PM
Ayew's our best player by a country mile.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Monty on December 05, 2015, 04:17:49 PM
That was a very nice touch by Gestede. Let's hope it's a confidence thing!
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: ez on December 05, 2015, 04:18:08 PM
Southampton look short of ideas. I'm starting to think the unthinkable.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: SashasGrandad on December 05, 2015, 04:18:18 PM
Gestede's like the back half of a pantomime horse, all clippety-clop.
oh no he isnt
oH YES HE IS
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on December 05, 2015, 04:18:31 PM
I hope we win; I feel like getting fucking blootered. Hang on, if we lose I'll feel the same. I love you Villa!
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on December 05, 2015, 04:18:36 PM
Apparently Hutton just made a great block.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: django on December 05, 2015, 04:18:43 PM
Come on Villa, come on arsenal.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on December 05, 2015, 04:18:59 PM
Hurton block
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: mrfuse on December 05, 2015, 04:19:26 PM
We look the better team

were getting into dangerous territory then.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Vegas on December 05, 2015, 04:19:34 PM
great commitment from Hutton
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: citizenDJ on December 05, 2015, 04:19:47 PM
Ayew's our best player by a country mile.

Looks like we bought the right Ayew.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on December 05, 2015, 04:19:57 PM
Eastleigh take the lead at Stourbridge.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: django on December 05, 2015, 04:19:59 PM
We look the better team

were getting into dangerous territory then.

Unchartered.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: SheffieldVillain on December 05, 2015, 04:20:20 PM
Ayew's our best player by a country mile.

He's starting to become one of my favourites. Works really hard.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on December 05, 2015, 04:20:26 PM
Be interesting to see how Garde reacts to their double substitution
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: rjp on December 05, 2015, 04:20:27 PM
Hutton's no Zidane but he's got plenty of what we need for a relegation fight.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on December 05, 2015, 04:20:34 PM
That was a very nice touch by Gestede.
I missed that. Did he publicly apologise on the Tannoy for being a cart horse or something?
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: django on December 05, 2015, 04:20:35 PM
Arsenal score/Sunderland losing.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Tayls_7 on December 05, 2015, 04:20:49 PM
Quote
That lad from the Burbs is coming on.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Vegas on December 05, 2015, 04:21:21 PM
i actually think Guzan's been OK today after the first 10 mins.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: brontebilly on December 05, 2015, 04:21:42 PM
very surprised with Koeman taking off Tadic

we urgently need fresh legs
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on December 05, 2015, 04:22:07 PM
Hutton's no Zidane
This match thread is surreal. A Villa goal, Hutton in the same sentence as Zidane. Amazing! :-)
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on December 05, 2015, 04:22:52 PM
That Davis looks ok . Why cant we pick up players like him.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: django on December 05, 2015, 04:23:03 PM
Sinclair not done a lot. Would think about giving Adama a run in 5 minutes or so.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: mrfuse on December 05, 2015, 04:23:26 PM
I almost want Southampton to score now. I don't think I cant stand watching the last 10 minutes if the score stays the same.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Chris_Jephcott on December 05, 2015, 04:24:47 PM
There are hints that we're not as bad as we think we are. But then a silly mistake occurs and it's back to square 1. Maybe we just need more confidence
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: richard moore on December 05, 2015, 04:24:54 PM
Can Leicester do any wrong apart from being Leicester?
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: LeeB on December 05, 2015, 04:24:58 PM
Come on Villa, see off these long ball merchants, they're fuck all.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Rigadon on December 05, 2015, 04:24:59 PM
i'd get gabby on now
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on December 05, 2015, 04:25:14 PM
My rear vent has swallowed next door's house.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on December 05, 2015, 04:25:40 PM
Great play by Ayew
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: django on December 05, 2015, 04:25:52 PM
Ayew is quality.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Rudy65 on December 05, 2015, 04:25:54 PM
We seem to get alot of people around the ball when they attack but never actaully make a tackle
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: TopDeck113 on December 05, 2015, 04:26:03 PM
i'd get gabby on now

Why?
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Monty on December 05, 2015, 04:26:20 PM
Gabby and Adama for Gestede and Sinclair?
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on December 05, 2015, 04:26:21 PM
Ayew is becoming our main man
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on December 05, 2015, 04:26:40 PM
i'd get gabby on now

Him or Traore. We need a bit more energy out there. Kind of game Gabby might be quite useful.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: LeeB on December 05, 2015, 04:26:44 PM
My rear vent has swallowed next door's house.

"Parcel left up neighbours anus"
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Brian Taylor on December 05, 2015, 04:26:52 PM
We can do this..barring 80 min bog ups.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on December 05, 2015, 04:27:00 PM
Great from Guzan
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on December 05, 2015, 04:27:25 PM
Can Leicester do any wrong apart from being Leicester?

Absolutely stunning Richard. 3-0 up, just taking the piss, making PL football look very easy indeed.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: django on December 05, 2015, 04:27:41 PM
Come on lads. good save Guzan.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Villa in Denmark on December 05, 2015, 04:27:49 PM
i'd get gabby on now

Why?
To make Gestede look less shit is about the only reason I can think off.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on December 05, 2015, 04:27:52 PM
We have to atop shit like what verwtout just did.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Tayls_7 on December 05, 2015, 04:28:06 PM
Gestede is soft as shite.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Stu on December 05, 2015, 04:28:07 PM
Need to get hold of the ball......
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on December 05, 2015, 04:28:07 PM
My rear vent has swallowed next door's house.

"Parcel left up neighbours anus"

"...still with postman."
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on December 05, 2015, 04:28:30 PM
This is starting to sound too open. I'm a bag of fucking nerves!
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: maidstonevillain on December 05, 2015, 04:28:41 PM
Gabby and Adama for Gestede and Sinclair?

I would go Gabby and Gil.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: thick_mike on December 05, 2015, 04:28:58 PM
A yew has been villa motm by miles. Attack and defence
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Chris_Jephcott on December 05, 2015, 04:29:02 PM
It's coming isn't it?
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on December 05, 2015, 04:29:09 PM
Westwood was going to come on, but with Rudy injured we may change that.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Villa in Denmark on December 05, 2015, 04:29:10 PM
Come on lads. good save Guzan.

Mehrez hat trick.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on December 05, 2015, 04:29:15 PM
I have started an olive oil press in my sphincter.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Witton Warrior on December 05, 2015, 04:29:23 PM
Well it was very windy over the allotment so have come back to xhare the pain with you all
A goal you say?


For us!


I feel ill now, I'm off out again....
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on December 05, 2015, 04:29:36 PM
Fuck off
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: CT on December 05, 2015, 04:29:38 PM
Time 16.30. Just saying.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on December 05, 2015, 04:29:58 PM
Shit
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Tuscans on December 05, 2015, 04:30:06 PM
Bollocks
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Quiet Lion on December 05, 2015, 04:30:08 PM
Fuck it
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on December 05, 2015, 04:30:09 PM
It was always coming.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Chris_Jephcott on December 05, 2015, 04:30:10 PM
tits
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: ez on December 05, 2015, 04:30:13 PM
It was nice while it lasted.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on December 05, 2015, 04:30:13 PM
Shit
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on December 05, 2015, 04:30:13 PM
Wank
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Monty on December 05, 2015, 04:30:18 PM
Oh well. That's not good. We will not win this.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on December 05, 2015, 04:30:20 PM
Comedy defending from Sanchez.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Lizz on December 05, 2015, 04:30:32 PM
It wasn't going to last.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: richard moore on December 05, 2015, 04:30:38 PM
And there we go, we will lose now, as sure as eggs are eggs!
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on December 05, 2015, 04:30:47 PM
Yep, inevitable
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on December 05, 2015, 04:30:50 PM
Bacuna holding his hamstring. So we're currently playing with 9.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Rigadon on December 05, 2015, 04:31:01 PM
Too many shit players lads.  Just too many of them.

Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: itbrvilla on December 05, 2015, 04:31:04 PM
Down, down, down down.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: mrfuse on December 05, 2015, 04:31:08 PM
well its all over now.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on December 05, 2015, 04:31:09 PM
It had all been getting a bit frantic
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Brian Taylor on December 05, 2015, 04:31:17 PM
Another goal lads..finish it off. Pls!  Villa I meant!  Shitehawks
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on December 05, 2015, 04:31:25 PM
Whys rudy still on
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: django on December 05, 2015, 04:31:33 PM
fucking fuck.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: devilla on December 05, 2015, 04:31:45 PM
It's the hope that kills you.

Bollocks.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Rigadon on December 05, 2015, 04:31:46 PM
Westwood coming on.  Ace.

A point is, well a bit pointless if you know what I mean.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on December 05, 2015, 04:31:49 PM
Westwood coming on. If Westwood's the answer someone's asking the wrong question

*sigh*
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on December 05, 2015, 04:31:52 PM
On the plus side, my sump can relinquish my neighbour's sports utility vehicle.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: TopDeck113 on December 05, 2015, 04:32:01 PM
Fun whilst it lasted.  Now somehow hang on for the point.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Archie on December 05, 2015, 04:32:07 PM
How can a professional team defend like that?
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Monty on December 05, 2015, 04:32:14 PM
Westwood? We going diamond?
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Chris_Jephcott on December 05, 2015, 04:32:18 PM
My arse just collapsed now.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: CT on December 05, 2015, 04:32:43 PM
First ever PL goal. Any other ducks they need to break I wonder?

FFS. I almost had hope.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on December 05, 2015, 04:32:52 PM
I can't see any difference in Gestede's gait as he clip-clopped off.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: A|C on December 05, 2015, 04:33:30 PM
Well now I'm convinced we'll stay up, let one in, a striker goes off and we bring on Westwood.....Just end the season now so I can forgo the pain and agony of the next 5 or 6 months.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on December 05, 2015, 04:33:38 PM
Too many dozy, thick twats in this team, I'm afraid.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Rigadon on December 05, 2015, 04:33:56 PM
I've defended Sanchez up til now, but he is shit. 

Richardson on. 

Trying to protect the point.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on December 05, 2015, 04:33:57 PM
Richardson now
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on December 05, 2015, 04:34:08 PM
Richardson on. I'll take a point now!
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: django on December 05, 2015, 04:34:13 PM
We need to get a point here. Make up some ground on Sunderland as it stands.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on December 05, 2015, 04:34:28 PM
Now Richardson to add to Westwood
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on December 05, 2015, 04:34:32 PM
Garde needs to be able bring in players he knows or trusts or simply believes will be better. Whatever that costs.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: andyh on December 05, 2015, 04:34:33 PM
Westwood and Richardson on. I despair.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: TopDeck113 on December 05, 2015, 04:34:39 PM
First ever PL goal. Any other ducks they need to break I wonder?

Well to be fair it was also Lescott's first Villa goal.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Marton on December 05, 2015, 04:35:27 PM
Now Richardson to add to Westwood

or...Insult to Injury.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: mrfuse on December 05, 2015, 04:35:30 PM
Its too much for me to take ...Westwood and Richardson. Lord have mercy.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on December 05, 2015, 04:35:31 PM
My prolapse is bringing mild relief to my previously tense nether regions.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on December 05, 2015, 04:36:01 PM
Westwood and Richardson on. I despair.

He's trying to get out with a point. I don't blame him, but just look at what has to work with.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Boz on December 05, 2015, 04:36:03 PM
Richardson and Westwood, may as well be Laurel and Hardy
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: andyh on December 05, 2015, 04:36:38 PM
What a wanker
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on December 05, 2015, 04:36:51 PM
I am trying to get out with a functioning rectal passage.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on December 05, 2015, 04:36:52 PM
Fuck off Westwood you piece of shit poor excuse for a footballer
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on December 05, 2015, 04:36:55 PM
Ffs hit the target Westwood
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: django on December 05, 2015, 04:36:58 PM
Fucking hell westwood should have scored then.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Chris_Jephcott on December 05, 2015, 04:37:00 PM
Westwood blasts it over when it was easier to score
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: berneboy on December 05, 2015, 04:37:00 PM
Westwood over the bar - theirs
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on December 05, 2015, 04:37:01 PM
WESTWOOD CAN'T KICK A FUCKING FOOTBALL.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Monty on December 05, 2015, 04:37:05 PM
Fucking nice one Ashley.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: ez on December 05, 2015, 04:37:11 PM
Got to go for the win. No choice.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Tayls_7 on December 05, 2015, 04:37:26 PM
WESTWOOD YOU WANKER
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on December 05, 2015, 04:37:27 PM
Too many fucking useless players.

It's all so horrible. The brief hope of three points and we just get let down week after week.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Mister E on December 05, 2015, 04:37:27 PM
What a wanker
who?
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on December 05, 2015, 04:37:54 PM
Great ball from Sanchez but how could Westwood blow something so simple? Not even on bloody target! Shocking.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: clash city rocker on December 05, 2015, 04:38:07 PM
To be fair to Remi. Trying to protect a point with what he has at his disposal  is like trying to stop Russia invading Cornwall when all he has is the corniche liberation army.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: mrfuse on December 05, 2015, 04:38:38 PM
Westwood at least hit it across the keeper for Gods sake.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on December 05, 2015, 04:38:43 PM
My trembling nether peephole has given forth its domestic bounty, which is something.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: django on December 05, 2015, 04:38:46 PM
Good spirit from us after the equaliser.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Mister E on December 05, 2015, 04:38:48 PM
Adama on for Sinclair now might just give us something to work with up front.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on December 05, 2015, 04:38:52 PM
Shane Fucking Long coming on.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Monty on December 05, 2015, 04:39:00 PM
That was a bit of a waste.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: aev on December 05, 2015, 04:39:13 PM
It would be nice to get a little luck for a change.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on December 05, 2015, 04:39:21 PM
Shane Long. We all know what happens now
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on December 05, 2015, 04:39:28 PM
Shane Long FFS
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: andyh on December 05, 2015, 04:39:31 PM
What a wanker
who?
Sorry, take your pick, but I meant Westwood.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: NorthYvillan on December 05, 2015, 04:39:46 PM
here comes our bet-noir :(
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Boz on December 05, 2015, 04:40:26 PM
Adama on for Sinclair now might just give us something to work with up front.

Might have been better if earlier
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: SamTheMouse on December 05, 2015, 04:40:33 PM
Richardson really is toss, isn't he?

Let's be honest, the writing was on the wall for us the day we signed him. He's a player with "relegation specialist" written all over him.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: AlexAlexCropley on December 05, 2015, 04:40:54 PM
Richardson and Westwood, may as well be Laurel and Hardy
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Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Mister E on December 05, 2015, 04:41:15 PM
What a wanker
who?
Sorry, take your pick, but I meant Westwood.
Ah, okay.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on December 05, 2015, 04:41:49 PM
Richardson really is toss, isn't he?

Let's be honest, the writing was on the wall for us the day we signed him. He's a player with "relegation specialist" written all over him.

He's complete bollocks. We are really missing Amavi
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: andyh on December 05, 2015, 04:42:07 PM
Richardson, ******, trying a drag back in his own box
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on December 05, 2015, 04:42:18 PM
Richardson and Westwood, may as well be Laurel and Hardy
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Don't you dare besmirch the good name of Laurel and Hardy like that.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: mrfuse on December 05, 2015, 04:42:55 PM
Richardson and Westwood, may as well be Laurel and Hardy
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Is that the Barton Arms..
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on December 05, 2015, 04:43:34 PM
I'd bite your arm off for a point now.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Boz on December 05, 2015, 04:44:13 PM
Richardson and Westwood, may as well be Laurel and Hardy
[/quote(http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy191/villan2010/Mobile%20Uploads/IMG_20151125_174620.jpg) (http://s791.photobucket.com/user/villan2010/media/Mobile%20Uploads/IMG_20151125_174620.jpg.html)

Don't you dare besmirch the good name of Laurel and Hardy like that.

I apologise. totally wrong to associate the two Villa players with two geniuses
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Monty on December 05, 2015, 04:44:19 PM
Why the fuck didn't the referee stop play? Gana had a fucking head injury, we were down to ten, had Southampton scored there ought to have been an inquiry.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Risso on December 05, 2015, 04:45:25 PM
Get on with it Gueye you massive fanny.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: ajmant on December 05, 2015, 04:45:30 PM
My first post on a match thread for over 2 years but I'm just waiting for the 'it's off to St Mary's for a late winner for....'
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: andyh on December 05, 2015, 04:45:43 PM
This ref has been very quick to give them free kicks, not so quick with us though.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on December 05, 2015, 04:45:55 PM
Richardson really is toss, isn't he?

Let's be honest, the writing was on the wall for us the day we signed him. He's a player with "relegation specialist" written all over him.

When we signed him, Senderos and Joe Cole, i thought that was a hat trick of absolute championship signings.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: django on December 05, 2015, 04:46:14 PM
Great from Lescott.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on December 05, 2015, 04:46:57 PM
5 mins stoppage time
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on December 05, 2015, 04:47:23 PM
FIVE FUCKING MINUTES? WHY????
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on December 05, 2015, 04:47:29 PM
5 mins. Wonder if we'll do a Villa?
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: django on December 05, 2015, 04:47:33 PM
5 fucking minutes!?
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: ez on December 05, 2015, 04:47:35 PM
Why is Guzan time wasting. A draw is no good.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on December 05, 2015, 04:47:56 PM
 5 minutes of added anal compression.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on December 05, 2015, 04:48:15 PM
5 mins stoppage time

I just fear torment and heartbreak in the coming minutes
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: NorthYvillan on December 05, 2015, 04:48:22 PM
5 mins stoppage time
Its always like that if the ref thinks theres been too much time wasting
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Chris_Jephcott on December 05, 2015, 04:48:29 PM
It's coming again isn't it?
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on December 05, 2015, 04:48:38 PM
Why is Guzan time wasting. A draw is no good.

It's better than losing
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: django on December 05, 2015, 04:48:38 PM
Why is Guzan time wasting. A draw is no good.

A draw would leave us with 6 points to make up on sunderland over the rest of the season. We need a point here.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Monty on December 05, 2015, 04:48:56 PM
We don't need a draw, we need a win. One point is better than zero, but we just can't be settling for this. Unacceptable.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: andyh on December 05, 2015, 04:48:59 PM
Sanchez MOM..?
The co commentator is a twat.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on December 05, 2015, 04:49:14 PM
Northwich Vic were 2-0 up at Northampton with 7 mins to go, now losing 3-2.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on December 05, 2015, 04:49:19 PM
5 mins stoppage time
Its always like that if the ref thinks theres been too much time wasting

Or if you're playing FIFA 16, 5 minutes stoppage time every fucking match.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on December 05, 2015, 04:50:21 PM
65% thought we'd lose, not sure why suddenly a point is unacceptable.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: andyh on December 05, 2015, 04:50:28 PM
Don't we learn?

That last header they just had, with long sneaking in and our defenders standing watching.
The same as last week.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on December 05, 2015, 04:50:30 PM
We don't need a draw, we need a win. One point is better than zero, but we just can't be settling for this. Unacceptable.

True but at the start of the day as much as we needed a win, going to Southampton is tough. Most would have accepted a point and especially after we played in the first half. A draw feels like a win.

Arsenal 3-1 Sunderland
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on December 05, 2015, 04:50:39 PM
Watford 2-0 Norwich
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: richard moore on December 05, 2015, 04:50:49 PM
Arsenal 3-1
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on December 05, 2015, 04:51:02 PM
Gabby is on
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Risso on December 05, 2015, 04:51:08 PM
First Gana now Sanchez, acting like total pansies.  Fuck off!
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on December 05, 2015, 04:51:17 PM
5 mins stoppage time
Its always like that if the ref thinks theres been too much time wasting

Or if you're playing FIFA 16, 5 minutes stoppage time every fucking match.

Didn't they fucking fix that? It was a problem in '15
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on December 05, 2015, 04:51:26 PM
My gnashing windsock has shredded the Chesterfield.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: ez on December 05, 2015, 04:51:31 PM
Gabby.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Boz on December 05, 2015, 04:51:35 PM
At this time even a single point is better than none.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: richard moore on December 05, 2015, 04:51:43 PM
Northwich Vic were 2-0 up at Northampton with 7 mins to go, now losing 3-2.

Ditto Brighton against Charlton
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on December 05, 2015, 04:52:23 PM
Gabby's dad is on.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on December 05, 2015, 04:52:38 PM
I'd much rather have Gabby up front than Gestede. It's like choosing from the remaining two fat birds at the end of night out I grant you.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Monty on December 05, 2015, 04:53:11 PM
The draw is far from unacceptable, but time-wasting for it is.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: manic-road on December 05, 2015, 04:53:16 PM
At this time even a single point is better than none.

Yep just to stop the run of defeats.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: mrfuse on December 05, 2015, 04:53:16 PM
I think they missed the Sanchez injury,it was an Elbow from Pelle.

Probably not as bad as he made out though.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: django on December 05, 2015, 04:53:32 PM
Gabby getting back to fitness is good news.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on December 05, 2015, 04:53:56 PM
The draw is far from unacceptable, but time-wasting for it is.

Getting a point now is acceptable. However we arrive at it.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: aj2k77 on December 05, 2015, 04:54:04 PM
Is cock face going to blow full time or what?
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on December 05, 2015, 04:54:46 PM
At least we fought for that. Shame we didn't get all 3 but it's a decent point.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: django on December 05, 2015, 04:55:01 PM
The draw is far from unacceptable, but time-wasting for it is.

I don't know. I think we're done in. We've lost a couple of players to injury. It's a great point.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on December 05, 2015, 04:55:09 PM
Ok good. A point, one made up on Norwich and Sunderland.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jimbo on December 05, 2015, 04:55:09 PM
Yes! It's like Rotterdam all over again. Rejoice, rejoice! A point.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: aj2k77 on December 05, 2015, 04:55:19 PM
The draw is far from unacceptable, but time-wasting for it is.

We are deep in the mire, it would be thoroughly unprofessional to not be playing for a draw at this stage in a game we've been completely battered in.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Monty on December 05, 2015, 04:55:29 PM
The draw is far from unacceptable, but time-wasting for it is.

Getting a point now is acceptable. However we arrive at it.

No, that misses the issue. Southampton have been vulnerable, we've had decent moments in attack, we haven't won since the opening day, we're miles behind in the league, and we're not away at Man Utd. We needed to at least try for a win. I'm not at all impressed with the antics at the end there.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: aj2k77 on December 05, 2015, 04:56:05 PM
A point vs Man City and Soton is not to be sniffed at, if only we'd turned over Watford...
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Monty on December 05, 2015, 04:56:27 PM
But we didn't. We need wins.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on December 05, 2015, 04:56:58 PM
Sorry but if we'd gone all out for the win and been caught on the break and lost they'd have been absolutely slaughtered for not being professional and taking the point.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: mrfuse on December 05, 2015, 04:57:08 PM
Disappointed to have not got the win but after the first 2 minutes I would have easily took this point.

Also a bonus that we didn't completely fold after Southampton pegged us back.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on December 05, 2015, 04:57:37 PM
The draw is far from unacceptable, but time-wasting for it is.

Getting a point now is acceptable. However we arrive at it.

No, that misses the issue. Southampton have been vulnerable, we've had decent moments in attack, we haven't won since the opening day, we're miles behind in the league, and we're not away at Man Utd. We needed to at least try for a win. I'm not at all impressed with the antics at the end there.

We'll agree to disagree then. It shows how desperate the players are to stop the rot that they will do things they likely wouldn't to get that point. We've not won since the opening day. Desperate time calls for desperate measures, and I will gladly accept the point.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: curlytailavfc on December 05, 2015, 04:57:58 PM
we were lucky they battered us most of the game
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Monty on December 05, 2015, 04:58:02 PM
Sorry but if we'd gone all out for the win and been caught on the break and lost they'd have been absolutely slaughtered for not being professional and taking the point.

Not all out, but kicking the posts while taking a goal kick? It was like watching a Conference side play Arsenal hoping for a replay.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: aj2k77 on December 05, 2015, 04:59:23 PM
Sorry but if we'd gone all out for the win and been caught on the break and lost they'd have been absolutely slaughtered for not being professional and taking the point.

I'd be ranting about a team of thicko's and  Garde being dim for not telling them to shut up shop. It's not fantasy football, we are deep in the shit, we need to sneak points away in games we've not played well. 1-1 is a good result today but we've got to start picking up some home wins and soon.

Gestede, comedy donkey, so far off the pace of being a Prem striker it's unbelievable. It's going to be Gabby and Ayew next game.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on December 05, 2015, 04:59:31 PM
But we didn't. We need wins.

We need to stop losing. Therefore not losing is a positive step forward. Southampton away isn't easy and today's result would have been even better had we done what we should have done and beat Watford last week.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on December 05, 2015, 04:59:54 PM
Considering the pasting we took most of the game, 2 players off and players on the pitch who haven't played much and so are probably knackered, i'm glad we made sure of the point.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: ellzoid on December 05, 2015, 05:00:03 PM
The draw is far from unacceptable, but time-wasting for it is.

Getting a point now is acceptable. However we arrive at it.

No, that misses the issue. Southampton have been vulnerable, we've had decent moments in attack, we haven't won since the opening day, we're miles behind in the league, and we're not away at Man Utd. We needed to at least try for a win. I'm not at all impressed with the antics at the end there.

They weren't antics at all, if you saw the replay you would have seen that gana's face under his left eye had swollen up and as for the sanchez one romeu just ran into him with his head. Probably not intentional but none the less a clash of heads.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Monty on December 05, 2015, 05:02:14 PM
Fine, I can see I'm in a minority here, but I think there's a difference between being sensible and being negative. We overdid it towards the end.
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: oldtimernow on December 05, 2015, 05:03:32 PM
Did Gabby have more touches than his last appearance?
Title: Re: Southampton vs. Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on December 05, 2015, 05:03:41 PM
Fine, I can see I'm in a minority here, but I think there's a difference between being sensible and being negative. We overdid it towards the end.

we got a point in a game we are lucky not to have take a battering from. That supersedes everything when you've been on a run like ours.
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