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Heroes & Villains => Match Threads & Player Ratings => Topic started by: Smirker on November 02, 2015, 07:01:32 PM
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Oh.
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That is one fucking shit line up.
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Where's Gana? Assume he's succumbed to the "looked half decent for Aston Villa" injury curse?
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Oh dear
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I was feeling good about tonight. This is a new era and new opportunity for all of these players. Tough news about Micah but we can still get something out of this game. Then I saw the line up. Not a good night for the Jordan's.
Villa: Guzan, Hutton, Clark, Lescott, Richardson, Bacuna, Westwood, Sanchez, Sinclair, Gabby, Grealish
subs: Bunn, Jordan x 3, Gil, Crespo, Gestede
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Thank God this will be the last team K-Mac selects.
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Can I revise 4-0 to them to 6-0 based on that pathetic line up? What the fuck is he trying to prove?
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*smacks forehead*
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jesus christ what the fucking hell is that
lescott
gabby
bacuna
westwood
thank god kmac aint having a run of games
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I was looking forward to tonight but yet again Kevin MacDonald pulls something not resembling a rabbit from his arse. Spurs are going to through that like butter. Bad night if your name is Jordan, but I suppose if they all come on it will be the first time ever three players called Jordan came on in a game for the same team. You know us and records recently.
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Where's Gana? Assume he's succumbed to the "looked half decent for Aston Villa" injury curse?
Also where's Okore, Illori, Richards, Kozak and Adama? And why are Veretout, Gil, Ayew and Amavi on the bench?
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Gabby & Sinclair? One is 3 stone overweight and the other couldn't take the skin off a rice pudding. Armchair time for their back four. Not to worry, our midfield is full of goals.
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The fact that two managers now this season have picked brain dead line ups makes me wonder what on earth goes on down the training ground
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Richardson and Westwood still starting,what a joke
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Oh.
Two left sided centre halves playing together with one of them being Joleon Lescott, horrible
looks like KMac has got stuck between a 433 and a 4231 further up the pitch, Gueye must be injured
the likes of Veretout, Gil, Ayew and Crespo cant be too happy to be on the bench, dont think Amavi and Gestede can have too many complaints though
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I was looking forward to tonight but yet again Kevin MacDonald pulls something not resembling a rabbit from his arse. Spurs are going to through that like butter. Bad night if your name is Jordan, but I suppose if they all come on it will be the first time ever three players called Jordan came on in a game for the same team. You know us and records recently.
Spot on, as soon as I saw it I just had to laugh.
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Where's Gana? Assume he's succumbed to the "looked half decent for Aston Villa" injury curse?
Also where's Okore, Illori, Richards, Kozak and Adama? And why are Veretout, Gil, Ayew and Amavi on the bench?
Richards is banned. Okore was on the bench the other night and has disappeared yet again. Ilori and Kozak are trapped in another dimension. Traore was fit, looked great in the training pictures and yet isn't involved. It's fucking bewildering.
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Bewildering is the word.
Maybe they got on the wrong train.
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Hopefully Remi will take over at half-time.
McDonald can leave. He's part of the problem, not try solution.
It is literally insane that Ayew played brilliantly against Swansea and has been dropped as punishment.
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Pretty shit line up and must admit I'm more than a little disappointed with KMac's selections - again the bench looks better than the 11 on the pitch. Hopefully this will be the last time Westwood's name is first on the team sheet as well.
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Another dreadful team selection.
Absolutely fucking awful. If we get a draw tonight I'll dance up and down the street (in the fog)
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Jesus Christ!!! Incredible - I though KMac had his wits about him but by god!
I would have played 6 of the seven on the bench (Gested the only one Id leave there) - all I can hope for is that this gives Remi his first realization that our so called first team is absolutely shite
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Genuinely woeful team selection again from KMac. Fuck me.
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That line up doesn't surprise me one little bit.The blokes a complete
waste of space.
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Not one of the new signings from the summer, with the exception of Lescott are starting. Kevin MacDonald can fuck off. There's a new French manager in the stands and not one of the signings made very intentionally by the club from the continent are involved. That just seems really strange to me.
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Can I be the first to say ..... KMac OUT!
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dont think Amavi and Gestede can have too many complaints though
When Amavi's replacement is Kieron Richardson I'd say that he can have every complaint.
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I think every single person on here could have picked a team tonight and most would have been fairly close to each other.
Only the biggest raving lunatic could have come up with that starting 11.
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KMac was shown up as a useless manager when he first took over from Pubehead for a bit, and it's not getting any better any time soon.
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I know the players like him but I'd get him out the club if that's what he considers our best team.
Awful team.
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K Mac will not be in a job for much longer.
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Hopefully Remi will take over at half-time.
McDonald can leave. He's part of the problem, not try solution.
It is literally insane that Ayew played brilliantly against Swansea and has been dropped as punishment.
I was thinking in the couple of interviews I saw of him, Kmac looked as though he didn't really give a shit, laid back and almost smug for some reason. I think that team proves it, I really fear the worst tonight, could get really ugly. Wish I hadn't laughed at Sunderland yesterday now.
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Fuck me. I thought we sacked McLeish ages ago?
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What is with these sabotage line ups?
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One last beating before Garde sorts us out :(
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Hopefully Remi will take over at half-time.
McDonald can leave. He's part of the problem, not try solution.
It is literally insane that Ayew played brilliantly against Swansea and has been dropped as punishment.
got to agree with you about kmac, time for him to leave
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I reckon a combined XI of each of tonight's team would probably have eleven Spurs players.
How depressing.
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What is this shit? FFS!
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As much as I like McDonald as a person and all that he's done for the kids of our club, unfortunately he is engraved as part of the problem, that line up is as defeatest as you can get, I'm glad its his last game picking the team.
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Hopefully our new manager won't be asking for any advice from our caretaker about the best eleven players at the club, that line up is depressing.
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That lineup is horrendous. We're going to get spanked.
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How do you even get to the two line ups he's sent out this week? Fuck me, it's harder to pick that 11 than not pick it. Not one person on here would have ever come close to that team.
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That really is one absolute shit line up
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Hopefully Remi will take over at half-time.
would fucking love it,just love it if we started the second half and hes sat on the bench
he is our manager now so surely he would be allowed
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If Sherwood had picked that team we'd all be saying he's done it intentionally because he wants to get fired.
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Is Kmac must think the summer signings are shit too lmao, I'm sorry but that bloke is fucking clueless, thank god we have a manager already in place now. That is one of the worst line ups I've seen in nearly 30 years supporting Villa.
The bench looks ok, most of the talent on the sidelines. Fucking Westwank doing bugger all, he will get destroyed again tonight, 90 minutes of Gabby gorming around the pitch, laughing when he fucks up and Richardson looking knackered after 50 minutes.
I'm saving myself two hours of being pissed off and getting angry and I'm having an early night. Can't wait for Garde to take over and remove this little Englander thicko thing we've got going on at the moment. Laughable line up.
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That's truly awful. Hoping for a 0-0 at best. Shocking use of resources.
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Hopefully Remi will take over at half-time.
would fucking love it,just love it if we started the second half and hes sat on the bench
he is our manager now so surely he would be allowed
Agreed. It has happened before relatively recently but I can't remember where?
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It does mate me wonder what they see all week during training that makes these lineups look like that?
Are we that bereft of any talent that this is a good first 11 based on the training output?
Food for thought eh....
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Christ almighty another awful line up. Thank fuck Remi is taking over after this.
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Unconvinced, but at least Gestede isn't playing.
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It does mate me wonder what they see all week during training that makes these lineups look like that?
Are we that bereft of any talent that this is a good first 11 based on the training output?
It can't be coincidence that nearly all the summer signings are being left out.
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Shades of McLeish playing for the 0-2 defeat at WHL three or four years ago. It's as if KMac is scared that the ''foreign lads'' will shrink and shrivel (their willies might in the cold and fog but that's not the point) against a Spurs side in-form, knocking their confidence further and this more experienced line-up gives us a chance of a draw.
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Is that all the new signings not starting?
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How do you even get to the two line ups he's sent out this week? Fuck me, it's harder to pick that 11 than not pick it. Not one person on here would have ever come close to that team.
One positive on that lineup, Remi will see these players in action and hopefully will not fall into the trap of playing the so called 'experienced' players and find out they are crap in his actual first game.
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Is that all the new signings not starting?
Lescott - and I guess Richards probably would have done if available.
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Maybe it's part of a cunning plan - KMac picks a shit awful line up with the remnants of last season's squad; we get spanked; Garde picks his first line-up using the summer signings; we get a result against Citeh; job done - Remi looks brilliant, Sherwood looks a twat, and the media have to eat humble pie.
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Too late to draft Heskey in to play on the wing? Might just be an improvement ffs.
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Once again, I would rather have had the u21s playing. Dross.
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FFS.
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That is one shite team selection, put a tenner on us to win at 15/2, had a couple of quid of Gabby first scorer @16/1 (a striker @ 16/1 ffs), but the paddy power has a new app and are giving 3/1 for Kane to score anytime so put a fiver on, so it is likely I will end the night 3 quid in profit
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Villa caretaker boss Kevin MacDonald on Sky Sports on his contact with Remi Garde: "I've not spoken to him, he sent me a text and hopefully he will get here on time to watch the game, but I understand that there have been problems with the plane.
"I've picked the side, and brought in a few players from the under-21s. It's up to Remi whether he wants to be involved tonight. He might see something up in the stands and want to change it."
I'm pretty sure that he will.
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Is that all the new signings not starting?
Lescott - and I guess Richards probably would have done if available.
why do you think theyre all on the bench dave,
does seem very strange
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That's shocking. It's like a big fuck you to all the French lot coming over here stealing jobs off the Brits. Kmac did say he owes Sherwood a big thank you.
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Can I be the first to say ..... KMac OUT!
Can I be the first to say ..... KMac OUT!
Seconded! What the fuck is KMAC playing at? He's doing his level best to get us relegated. Crespo instead of Okore? Who's not even on the bench. Weak insipid line up - so many players there out of form.
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Line-up of sadness.
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Villa caretaker boss Kevin MacDonald on Sky Sports on his contact with Remi Garde: "I've not spoken to him, he sent me a text and hopefully he will get here on time to watch the game, but I understand that there have been problems with the plane.
"I've picked the side, and brought in a few players from the under-21s. It's up to Remi whether he wants to be involved tonight. He might see something up in the stands and want to change it."
I'm pretty sure that he will.
I may be being thick here (not the first time), but exactly which players in that line-up has he brought in from the under-21's?
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Right, fuck this. I'm going to turn off the internet, my phone and not watch or listen to any broadcast media, until I'm sure the final whistle has gone.
See you on the other side.
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Is that all the new signings not starting?
Lescott - and I guess Richards probably would have done if available.
why do you think theyre all on the bench dave,
does seem very strange
God only knows.
Manager using players that he knows most about rather than the ones that he doesn't is the best I can come up with.
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Revised 3-0 Spurs fuck me thats a shit line up, dreading the game but hoping for a miracle and boy we need one.
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Good Lord that is one negative line up. Sorry Kevin, but you've got both of the team selections you've made badly wrong.
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Villa caretaker boss Kevin MacDonald on Sky Sports on his contact with Remi Garde: "I've not spoken to him, he sent me a text and hopefully he will get here on time to watch the game, but I understand that there have been problems with the plane.
"I've picked the side, and brought in a few players from the under-21s. It's up to Remi whether he wants to be involved tonight. He might see something up in the stands and want to change it."
I'm pretty sure that he will.
Can you make substitutions before a game starts?
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Twenty-seven games now to save the season, Remi, because we are getting nothing out of this absolutely ridiculous lineup.
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Villa caretaker boss Kevin MacDonald on Sky Sports on his contact with Remi Garde: "I've not spoken to him, he sent me a text and hopefully he will get here on time to watch the game, but I understand that there have been problems with the plane.
"I've picked the side, and brought in a few players from the under-21s. It's up to Remi whether he wants to be involved tonight. He might see something up in the stands and want to change it."
I'm pretty sure that he will.
I may be being thick here (not the first time), but exactly which players in that line-up has he brought in from the under-21's?
I can only assume he means Clark and Grealish. Which is a pretty bold claim.
If he does mean Clark as one of them, then it's nearly as daft as claiming that he's brought Gabby in from the U21s.
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That's shocking. It's like a big fuck you to all the French lot coming over here stealing jobs off the Brits. Kmac did say he owes Sherwood a big thank you.
I think that's what it is, but more in the way that he probably 'trusts' the Brits more.
It's either that or spite.
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Where's Okore and Adama ffs? Only Villa could ruin one of the brightest talents in Europe - Adama. Definitely division within Villa's ranks. Just fuck - off KMac!
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theres going to be plenty of coverage of him sat in the stands,looking flummoxed at that fucking line up surely
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A heart breaking first 11!! I wonder what's the story behind it? No one in the right mind could come up with that awful shower!! Especially with who's on the bench!! Wtf? ??
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Maybe he is setting the bar so low that Remi can improve regardless how he picks the next one... thats one way of laying down and exposing the neck for the new alfa.
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The feel good factor didn't last very long did it!
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I kind of understand now why Kev Mac has never made it as a manager. What does Richardson know about him that we don't ?
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Ayew must be gutted, he does well and scores against Swansea and then is dropped for next two games. It's a disgustingly poor line up that has a cliched jingoistic sentiment of 'we need the British boys in there to show character.' If that is KMac's attitude I'd be tempted to remove him from any role within the club, we don't need that sort of mindset at the club.
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With that line up you can see why we are bottom.
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That line-up has made my brain sad.
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Well that team sheet does not exactly inspire. Still we shall see. I imagine Remi's gaulois dropped out of his mouth when he saw it.
I expect a LOT of changes at half time after Remi walks down and has a word.
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Yet again showing why Sherwood should've been sacked during the international break.
Four games wasted now.
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Maybe the French pissed off the MacDonald clan once upon a time.
We'll surely he'll be out the door soon if that's his attitude to all the new signings.
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We'll pass it around aimlessly and succumb to a two or three nil loss.
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..."I've picked the side, and brought in a few players from the under-21s. It's up to Remi whether he wants to be involved tonight....
WTF is MacDonald talking about? I must be looking at the wrong teamsheet,
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Fuck it. I might give heroin a try.
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That line-up isn't far off the McLeish one for utter shitness. Thank fuck KMac won't be picking any more teams.
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Ayew must be gutted, he does well and scores against Swansea and then is dropped for next two games. It's a disgustingly poor line up that has a cliched jingoistic sentiment of 'we need the British boys in there to show character.' If that is KMac's attitude I'd be tempted to remove him from any role within the club, we don't need that sort of mindset at the club.
Chances are he suspects himself he may be gone in the next few weeks. Doesn't excuse such a poor line up though.
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Fuck it. I might give heroin a try.
I can only think KMac is doing the same. Only rational explanation for this line-up.
Prove me wrong lads etc
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Jesus fucking Christ.....
Is there any point watching the game with that awful, predictable selection.
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Well that team sheet does not exactly inspire. Still we shall see. I imagine Remi's gaulois dropped out of his mouth when he saw it.
I expect a LOT of changes at half time after Remi walks down and has a word.
Sadly we will only be allowed to make three!
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It seems we fans have been far more impressed with the summer signings than any of the coaches at the club, and anyone working in the mainstream media.
What the fuck do we know, eh?
For example, any manager worth his salt is obviously going to pick Kieron "Maldini" Richardson ahead of a bright young talent who's come from Ligue 1 and must therefore spend three seasons playing in empty stadiums against Leicester reserves before "acclimatising" to the Premier League, which is absolutely the best league in the world and pisses over those talentless Spaniards and Germans, not to mention the useless French and Italians.
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Seeing that line up is exactly the reason why I am glad we've gone for a foreign manager. Lose tonight and K-Mac can another shit record to the ever mounting list - it will be the worse start to a season in our history.
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Ayew must be gutted, he does well and scores against Swansea and then is dropped for next two games. It's a disgustingly poor line up that has a cliched jingoistic sentiment of 'we need the British boys in there to show character.' If that is KMac's attitude I'd be tempted to remove him from any role within the club, we don't need that sort of mindset at the club.
possibility of a bit of a rift in the dressing room
brits v French
Richards alluded to it at the weekend with his comments about speaking English
does make you wonder
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If Sherwood had picked that team we'd all be saying he's done it intentionally because he wants to get fired.
I'm wondering if KMac actually called Sherwood to choose the team. KMac seemed very bitter about Sherwood being sacked, rather than independently demonstrate his footballing brain and knowledge, he appears to be throwing petrol on the fire. Maybe the rumours were true about Sherwood losing the dressing room and KMac is punishing the rebels.
Whatever may have happened, that is one shocking line up.
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Prays for 0-0.
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Well that team sheet does not exactly inspire. Still we shall see. I imagine Remi's gaulois dropped out of his mouth when he saw it.
I expect a LOT of changes at half time after Remi walks down and has a word.
Sadly we will only be allowed to make three!
True. I hope to look like a twat after the game by saying this now but Kmac has put us in a hole from kickoff with that selection.
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well there is a chance this shower of shite will confound expectation but I'm not holding my breath. Remi - as soon as you arrive tomorrow at BH have a word with KM - goodbye?
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I agree re the suspicion of a rift between the French players and the dressing room. Is Gana injured by the way?
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What a crock of shit. Go back to the academy KMc
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He might as well have drawn a massive cock and balls on the new signings' changing room lockers.
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Where is the Bomb Squad when you really need it? It is our only hope of keeping Lescott, Westwood, Gabby and Richardson off the team sheet.
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Prays for 0-0.
I'd be astonished.
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Even the sky pundits are flummoxed by the team. They are sniggering at it.
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Ayew must be gutted, he does well and scores against Swansea and then is dropped for next two games. It's a disgustingly poor line up that has a cliched jingoistic sentiment of 'we need the British boys in there to show character.' If that is KMac's attitude I'd be tempted to remove him from any role within the club, we don't need that sort of mindset at the club.
possibility of a bit of a rift in the dressing room
brits v French
Richards alluded to it at the weekend with his comments about speaking English
does make you wonder
If that's true then selecting a team that further widens that rift is fucking idiotic.
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Neville seems to be describing the selection as a big fuck you from kmac to randy. Seems more plausible than it being selected to try and win the game.
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Think spurs could sub their keeper in the first minute and bring another forward on..
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I hate Spurs.
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They're just taking the piss out of us on Sky. Actually laughing.
Cheers Kmac. This particular 'good club man' doesn't appear to have our best interests at heart tonight.
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Phil Neville just said that he reckons Kev Mac is making a statement that the foreign signings are crap.
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I think we'll be lucky to score nil.
Come on Villa, prove us all wrong.
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Neville seems to be describing the selection as a big fuck you from kmac to randy. Seems more plausible than it being selected to try and win the game.
How the hell has this come about?
Even the sky team know the score. Embarrassing.
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This will be embarrassing, simple as that.
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Phil Neville just said that he reckons Kev Mac is making a statement that the foreign signings are crap.
If that's true he should be fired before kick off, he's another person dragging the club down.
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This was k-Mac chance to go out with a bang looking at that team more like it will be like a soggy banger on bonfire night
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After his last team selection why was he allowed to pick another? Definately trouble in the ranks these pesky foreigners upsetting the gravy train.
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Pundits sniggering! What a shambles our club is, a laughing stock. Lerner deserves loads of stick - what sort of leader is he? Stuck in New York I bet....!
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Kmac has put his own personal views and gripes to the forefront. Ahead of AVFC.
I hope it works, but if it fails as I expect then I am very disappointed in his attitude. (Egg on face please)
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Taxi for KMac.
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Smart from KMac. Let Remi Garde see in the flesh just how worthless half of those players are and he'll soon drop 'em into the reserves.
Planning for the long term. 8)
Fuck me what absolute shit.
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You wouldn't want to be a French villa player..... Well this week anyway?
Maybe garde has told k mac I know all about the French guys, so let me just see the other idiots play !!
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It genuinely looks like active sabotage.
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2 selections completely at odds with any plausible sense. Looks far more like Kmac is showing solidarity for Sherwood than anything else to me.
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I can only assume that this is KMacs final flicking of the 'V's' to Lerner and Fox- IF it is then I for one would not be sorry to see him go. It is,in my opinion, a pathetic piece of flag waving jingoism that forgets that tonight the most important people at White Hart Lane are those supporters that have spent their hard earned cash buying tickets and travel to watch Aston Villa FC. Shame on you MacDonald and Goodbye.
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I would see it as protecting the players remi will be trying to get the best out of over the coming months, cause im pretty sure half the starting 11 tonight will be in the shadows by feb
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Twenty-seven games now to save the season, Remi, because we are getting nothing out of this absolutely ridiculous lineup.
I fear our goal difference is going to get a hammering
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Ayew must be gutted, he does well and scores against Swansea and then is dropped for next two games. It's a disgustingly poor line up that has a cliched jingoistic sentiment of 'we need the British boys in there to show character.' If that is KMac's attitude I'd be tempted to remove him from any role within the club, we don't need that sort of mindset at the club.
possibility of a bit of a rift in the dressing room
brits v French
Richards alluded to it at the weekend with his comments about speaking English
does make you wonder
If that's true then selecting a team that further widens that rift is fucking idiotic.
all the old school brits having a quiet word in kmacs shell like ?
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Trying to think positively...maybe this lineup wants to show the new boss they not as bad as their record and put in a performance. Wishful thinking?
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Even the sky pundits are flummoxed by the team. They are sniggering at it.
Pre-match they usually find something positive to say about any line-up. Neville even said 'there is an element of discontent in that selection'.
Unbelievable response from both Carragher and Neville. I don't remember seeing anything like that on Sky before.
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I'm worried that Remi may think this is the preferred Villa line-up from now on.
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They should've sacked KMac before the game! We've got no chance with that line-up...
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Gabby is quite the chubby chops now isn't he.
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That's shocking. It's like a big fuck you to all the French lot coming over here stealing jobs off the Brits. Kmac did say he owes Sherwood a big thank you.
I think that's what it is, but more in the way that he probably 'trusts' the Brits more.
It's either that or spite.
I'm thinking it's more to do with spite. He needs to be sent packing first thing tomorrow.
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Blimey, Frank Lampard is dull
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Not sure that Kmac should be allowed to **** off back to the Under 21's - this is asking to be paid off and kicked out, at the expense of the club - even more of a joke than the last one he picked - can't see much tracking back, will be weak defending set pieces, slow on the turn when Kane gets behind
No Frenchmen in the team at all - could be a farcical 6-0 capitulation but we'll probably have 20% possession and Sinclair will get one on the break.
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Twenty-seven games now to save the season, Remi, because we are getting nothing out of this absolutely ridiculous lineup.
I fear our goal difference is going to get a hammering
Even the fog in London has cleared so the nation can see us being humiliated.
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Right, positive spin time.
That line up is...err...umm...experienced. Yes, that's it, experienced, there you go.
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Blimey, Frank Lampard is dull
I know all that inside knowledge and we were none the wiser about anything.
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Right, positive spin time.
That line up is...err...umm...experienced. Yes, that's it, experienced, there you go.
...and has a lot to prove.
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It genuinely looks like active sabotage.
It is. Get that idiot out the door.
We know it, those in the game know it. I think this will come back to haunt us.
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This team is not KMac's team it is Sherwood's. A fuck you gesture to the board.
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Christ we've got Jan Molby up front.
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Lerner is quoted as saying "We recruited aggressively this past summer and it is our responsibility to now harvest this talent rather than buckle under pressure and criticism - we are better than that."
The harvest won't be starting tonight. The anger and disappointment starts before kick off these days!
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Perhaps there's credence to the line that the summer signings are shit given none of them can get a look in. Best bet tonight is to scrape a clean sheet.
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not looking forward to this.....fans are in good voice
UTV
The Doc
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KMac showing why he never has been, and never will be, a manager. If he genuinely thinks that is the best 11 out of the players available, then I don't want him anywhere near the club.
Watch us fluke a result now!
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So KM reduces us to a laughing stock without a ball being kicked! That must be a first.
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There is clearly a rotten jingoistic element at the club. Bye bye KMac you've acted disgracefully.
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40 seconds. Still 0-0!!!
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I'm really dreading this. That line up hasn't helped
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Why didn't KMac pick Guzan up front and have done?
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Someone needs to nick Gabby's phone and remove Domino's from his contacts list.
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I can only assume Garde had a say in the team and said "pick the worst fucking team possible so I look good when I come in, ring the changes and get results".
Man, that team sheet is plain awful....
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This team is not KMac's team it is Sherwood's. A fuck you gesture to the board.
Agreed Brian but Kmac will face the consequences i fear
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If I could gamble my house on spurs I'd be tempted
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I am now glad we have gone for a foreign manager...no more of this shit please Remi.
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Phil Neville just said that he reckons Kev Mac is making a statement that the foreign signings are crap.
If that's true he should be fired before kick off, he's another person dragging the club down.
Couldn't agree more, think it's bloody disgraceful.
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How shit must Spurs be, we're drawing a game.
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KMac showing why he never has been, and never will be, a manager. If he genuinely thinks that is the best 11 out of the players available, then I don't want him anywhere near the club.
Watch us fluke a result now!
If we win tonight not only will I eat my desk and the door to my office, but put everything I have on us winning the league. Because if this shower can win a PL game, I will back Garde to win it all with the players not playing tonight.
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We'll probably end up winning this.
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Well there you go.
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What did Neville and Carragher say please?
If KMac has used an Aston Villa line-up to make some sort of point he should be fired. That's so disappointing and basically, sod your opinion, Villa come first. Spout off afterwards.
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Pahahahahahahahaha
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Hahahahahagahaha
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Game over
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And so it begins.
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Clark you cock.
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Brilliant
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And to top it all, Clive Allen as co com
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Was that quicker than the goal at Liverpool
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fucking shock
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Well, the first minute wasn't too bad.
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Fuck OFF.
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BOLLOX......:(
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Shocking from Clark
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There we go. Lasted 2 minutes.
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That is possibly the shittest defending a think that I have ever seen.
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Arghhhhhhhhhhhhh get him out the dug out
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This team is not KMac's team it is Sherwood's. A fuck you gesture to the board.
Agreed Brian but Kmac will face the consequences i fear
Of course he will, ultimately he had the choice.
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It's so predictable it's almost funny. And then I remember it's the Villa that this is happening to.
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Clark you dismal twat
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Cracking
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This could be savage.
We better keep it tight
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Could Kmac be charged with bringing the game into disrepute? This is abysmal.
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Never saw that coming did we.
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fucking hell
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F U
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Shocking. Really a goal out of nothing.
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Well, the first minute wasn't too bad.
^
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I hate this fucking club sometimes.
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This selection might be doing the French lads a favour. It's going to be a long 90 minutes.
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I can really see this being five or so.
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Some bloser had a bet on us to lose six nil though he went kane as first scorer
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At least there's plenty of time left.
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Fuck off out of our club you absolute shite Mac
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It's going to be 6 isn't it?
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Clark is having a mare already
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That's the way to impress the new gaffer Ciaran you fuckwit.
Good luck Remi you have Everest to climb at this basket case
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Pfft
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I hope this is the last we see of McDonald
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Could Kmac be charged with bringing the game into disrepute? This is abysmal.
Very difficult to prove.
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This team is not KMac's team it is Sherwood's. A fuck you gesture to the board.
Agreed Brian but Kmac will face the consequences i fear
Despicable line up. People have paid and travelled a long way in tough conditions to watch this.
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I hope Garde has bought his magic wand
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How can you work at the club so long and do that?
It really most be rotten.
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Clark cannot defend on the right side.
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I think you can safely say he will be the first to go after that!
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That goal was nothing other than pathetic. And there's me thinking we'd get at least some "impress the new guy" performances for those who seemingly were pulled out at random from the selection hat. Not a chance.
Jeeeze.
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What a shit looking line up. Gabby looks like a right fucking tank. I don't know what k mac's point is but for me he can fuck off away from Villa Park and don't come back.
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Clark was poor for the goal but Dembele was thirty yards from goal. Why did nobody else have the insight to try to get between him and the goal?
Watch Lescott's contribution. He ambles back to the wrong post, watches the ball go in, then falls over.
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You know we have a thread called "The gift that keeps on giving"........
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This will be 5 or 6.
Pathetic defending, pathetic team selection and SKY employees actually laughing in bewilderment at what we're trying to do.
Dark times,
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Richardson looks like he's come direct from the park bench.
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Thank Fuck MacDonald isn't / wasn't in the running for proper boss. He's proven himself subSherwood in his two selections so far. Fuckwit.
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That was one of the worst attempts at defending I think I've ever seen from Clark.
Even when they start to look good, you just know our players are going to regress to utter shitness sooner or later. It's like a disease.
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6 mins in and chasing fucking shadows for 5 of them
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For our equaliser.
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Through Guzans legs too
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Apparently Richardson's better than Amavi.
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Fucking Jamiroquai at left back
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Always struck me as a talentless, thick twat to be honest but maybe that's just me.
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Not one summer signing in this 11. Criminal...
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Clark's just not good enough is he?
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Apparently Richardson's better than Amavi.
Unfuckingbelievable
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Spurs totally dominant - there's a surprise!
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Clark cannot defend
Is my view
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never trust a man with a bun or a dressing gown
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Have they still not told the back four that Guzan's left-footed?
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Where is Gueye?
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This is the worst Villa side I can recall seeing.
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Fuck me. We are being dicked. This is going to be a cricket score.
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Season starts tomorrow, right?
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One thing you notice when Richards isn't in the team is how quiet and fragile that team looks. No one talks, shouts at one another.... they look like 11 ballerinas.
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How many games has Clark played now ? Still makes awful mistakes.
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Agbarrelahor beaten easily for pace there.
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My god this lineup and the performance so far is something to behold. We look every inch relegation fodder.
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So we've lost every game Lescott's played in.
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If one of Hutton or Sanchez don't get sent off tonight I'll be a money's uncle.
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Sinclair at least did something.
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Much more like it. Good from Sinclair.
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Played Sinclair
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Sinclair good there
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Fucking terrible.
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Nice from SirClive
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Played Sinclair
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IF KMAC thinks the French contingent are worse than this they must either be beyond atrocious or KMAC is a dunce. I suspect the latter.
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Agbonlahor's got bigger tits than my missus.
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Clark was poor for the goal but Dembele was thirty yards from goal. Why did nobody else have the insight to try to get between him and the goal?
Watch Lescott's contribution. He ambles back to the wrong post, watches the ball go in, then falls over.
Guzan didn't excatly shut the door considering the narrow angle he had cover... other PL keepers manage to make themselves big there. Ours shrink.
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I hope this is the bad half and the Jordans get to shine in the second.
Hoping right now that's the plan.
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IF KMAC thinks the French contingent are worse than this they must either be beyond atrocious or KMAC is a dunce. I suspect the latter.
Or he's actively trying to fuck us over.
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KMac is not a dunce he is a Sherwood stooge.
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Another throw in controlled directly into touch. Again
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Clark was poor for the goal but Dembele was thirty yards from goal. Why did nobody else have the insight to try to get between him and the goal?
Watch Lescott's contribution. He ambles back to the wrong post, watches the ball go in, then falls over.
Guzan didn't excatly shut the door considering the narrow angle he had cover... other PL keepers manage to make themselves big there. Ours shrink.
Guzan's another player who started to look better and has now regressed. It says something for the ineptitude of our managers that they've managed to coach our players to be shitter.
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This is the worst Villa side I can recall seeing.
Aspinall, Stainrod, Geddis, Walters
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Fucking Jamiroquai at left back
My misses just asked me what I'm laughing at
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The camera quickly showed Garde and Fox after the goal.
Was it me, or was Fox smiling / grinning / smirking???
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evening . is sherwood still manager - what a shit line up
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I hope this is the bad half and the Jordans get to shine in the second.
Hoping right now that's the plan.
Ahh, I forgot we have that cunning plan up our sleeves. Play shit and take them by surprise in the second half. Sherwood's master plan has rubbed off on KMac.
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All the shit Randy has made us put up with - we scrape safety and then they decide to play football manager. Let the manager do the job you complete fuckwits
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Richardson is effing awful
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Where is Okore?
Where is Gana?
Why no Amavi?
Clarke looked like he had improved last season, but has made as many cock ups as Lescott this season.
Keeper, Striker... so many things needed.
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IF KMAC thinks the French contingent are worse than this they must either be beyond atrocious or KMAC is a dunce. I suspect the latter.
Or he's actively trying to fuck us over.
Maybe he's bitter?
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Hutton's cross-cum-shot stays in play and not one of our players tries to chase it down.
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Grealish looks half asleep.
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Grealish not having the best of games. Hesitant
Not that anyone is. Has garde definitely signed the contract. Because he might be having some doubts.
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KMac is not a dunce he is a Sherwood stooge.
Well that makes him more than just a dunce if he's incapable of thinking for himself and doesn't care about his own career.
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Clark's just not good enough is he?
No, and I'm answering that without seeing or hearing anything that's gone on so far. He just isn't.
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Great ball Hutton there. Gabby on his fucking heels on the edge of the box. Gil is better than Grealish too.
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Gabby the lazy wanker made no effort to get on the end of that.
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Aimless hit and hope already.... Just dreadful
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This is the worst Villa side I can recall seeing.
Aspinall, Stainrod, Geddis, Walters
Westwood, Richardson, Bacuna, Lescott
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Twat Gabby. Rather foul someone than run for the ball
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My suggestion would be that all the players wear blindfolds for the 2nd half and make a large donation to britishblindsport.org.uk.
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Gabby you are an embarrassment you are cheating a living just fuck off
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Leonhardson, Kinsella, Allback,
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If only agbonlahor showed some desire and hunger instead of looking like a lazy, fat fucker who is just about going through the motions.
And not very well.
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4 Villa players just jogging back there, all offside. Wake the fuck up!
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tomorrow we go again
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IF KMAC thinks the French contingent are worse than this they must either be beyond atrocious or KMAC is a dunce. I suspect the latter.
Or he's actively trying to fuck us over.
Maybe he's bitter?
Well then he's a disgrace.
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The only thing I'm looking forward to is reading Dave's piece later.Keep that quiet.
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Woeful from Clark, but the keeper should not be megged from there.
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Grealish isn't a number 10. We have that twat Sherwood to thank for him being played there. The lad's biggest asset is his ability to beat a man, and he can only really do that consistently against the isolated full-back. He needs to hug the touchline, and we need to get the ball out to him asap when we win it back.
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Westwood is so powder puff!! Useless!
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This is the worst Villa side I can recall seeing.
Aspinall, Stainrod, Geddis, Walters
Westwood, Richardson, Bacuna, Lescott
remove geddis and bacuna
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I can't believe Kevin Mac thought this was the best line up to play. I just have no idea what his thought process will have been.
It's like he's trying to get us beaten
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If it is a statement of some kind, then he's not just fucked the board. He's fucked the travelling fans, the players on the bench looking like mugs, the players on the pitch getting tipped a new one. Jesus Remi here's hoping you take a fucking big broom to this whole shitty set up.
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He's obviously not trying to do is over is he, KMac?
No offence to bacuna but I hope we can bring a premier league midfielder in his place
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I can't believe Kevin Mac thought this was the best line up to play. I just have no idea what his thought process will have been.
It's like he's trying to get us beaten
AUS(C)M
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Ffs ref - foul on Bacuna then Hutton!
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I can't believe Kevin Mac thought this was the best line up to play. I just have no idea what his thought process will have been.
It's like he's trying to get us beaten
In fairness, he wouldn't have to try too hard.
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Looking at the goal again - yes, Clark at fault, but not helped by having 2 left footed players at centre back - Dembele on Clark's 'wrong'side all the way to goal
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Jesus fucking christ, really? We are sitting back on our 1 nil defeat?
Good fucking luck Remi.
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He's obviously not trying to do is over is he, KMac?
No offence to bacuna but I hope we can bring a premier league midfielder in his place
Well there is the other possibllity that he is the he's an even worse manager than everyone thought.
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I can't believe Kevin Mac thought this was the best line up to play. I just have no idea what his thought process will have been.
It's like he's trying to get us beaten
It's bizarre, if you threw all the players name's in a jar and pulled them out it would be a better team selection.
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I can't believe Kevin Mac thought this was the best line up to play. I just have no idea what his thought process will have been.
It's like he's trying to get us beaten
I've lost all respect for the bloke.
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All Spurs need to do now is wait for us tire as they already have the three points and can pick us off in the second half
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That Paddy Reilly can do one
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Looking at the goal again - yes, Clark at fault, but not helped by having 2 left footed players at centre back - Dembele on Clark's 'wrong'side all the way to goal
Clark almost at fault again to let Hurricane in
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I wonder what the blood pressure is right now
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Clark is struggling badly on the right hand side of the back 4. Where is Crespo? He did ok the other night.
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hope Garde comes down to the dressing room at half time, we look an utter rabble
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Clark mugged again
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Is Clark pissed?
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Through Guzans legs too
obviously. because he's a fucking useless keeper who should not be playing for aston villa
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I can't believe for one second this team selection is a KMac conspiracy. I can believe its incompetence though as he's never shown much else when let lose on the 1st team.
We wasted another 4 games not sacking Sherwood when we should of during the international break.
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I hope this is the last we see of McDonald
Clark as the right sides CB when we have Okore and Ilori is just madness ...but then again we have Richardson ahead of Amavi as well ..
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I can't believe Kevin Mac thought this was the best line up to play. I just have no idea what his thought process will have been.
It's like he's trying to get us beaten
"Fuck it, not my problem tomorrow. I will hope Spurs take the foot off the gas when they go ahead and we will try and keep the scoreline down."
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That's a good idea - let's leave Rose unmarked on the edge of the box
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mistake after mistake and everyone just bows their head and walks off.....
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Right. What the fuck was that 'pass' from bacuna. And that 'defending' from Clark. It's his wrong side, but even so.
Not at the races.
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how the ell does gabby get a start every fookin week
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Just out of interest, have we ever won a game that Mike Dean has refereed?
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Get fucking Clark off now!
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do we even have a right back?
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The only positive I can take at the moment is Garde is having to watch the same shit as us.
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He's going to get overruled at half time. I bet Randy is livid
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17% possession so far.
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I can't believe Kevin Mac thought this was the best line up to play. I just have no idea what his thought process will have been.
It's like he's trying to get us beaten
Well he said we were a well run club a couple of days ago, so I can't say I'm surprised by this pathetic starting 11. The club's a fecking shambles from top to bottom. God help Garde.
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No responsibility on the pitch, mistake after mistake and they just bow their head and trundle off like, "its not my fault"....classless.
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Just out of interest, have we ever won a game that Mike Dean has refereed?
I loathe Mike Dean. You know we have lost before a ball has been kicked with the pillock.
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Jesus Sanchez. Half our team can't even kick a football. It's like keystone cops.
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He's going to get overruled at half time. I bet Randy is livid
Is he even watching?
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He's going to get overruled at half time. I bet Randy is livid
He should be. I have many issues with Lerner but he should expect a man he took back in from the cold to treat his club with more respect than this.
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That Paddy Reilly can do one
I'm curious how this is his fault. None of the players signed from the continent are playing.
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The only player who looks like he gives half a fuck is Hutton.
The rest of them look they are waiting for Spurs to get their next goal.
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Get ready to celebrate.
If you like rubbish free-kicks.
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Through Guzans legs too
obviously. because he's a fucking useless keeper who should not be playing for aston villa
Spurs fans singing "you're just a shit Brad Freidel".
Disgusting thing to sing about Mr Freidel.
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Grealish looks like he's wandering around in an under 10s game
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no gil no amavi no gana why oh why
even veretout
useless
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Grealish looks lost.
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Remi get down there at half-time and sort this shambles out .....failing that any away fan, it can't be any worse.
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I can't believe Kevin Mac thought this was the best line up to play. I just have no idea what his thought process will have been.
It's like he's trying to get us beaten
it's like he called Sherwood and asked him what the fastest way to get fired is, and Tim told him pick the shittest side possible so you get battered on in front of a national TV audience.
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Just out of interest, have we ever won a game that Mike Dean has refereed?
I loathe Mike Dean. You know we have lost before a ball has been kicked with the pillock.
I'm glad it's not just me then. I saw what appeared to be a blatant foul on Hutton get waved away by the ref earlier and then realised it was him, doesn't bode well.
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Grealish is looking more like a mannequin every game
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'Misjudged by Bacuna' for the millionth time.
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still no Kozak too .
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Every minute wedont concede is like a mini victory for me
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The only player who looks like he gives half a fuck is Hutton.
The rest of them look they are waiting for Spurs to get their next goal.
We continue to make Hutton look a decent player each week.
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That Paddy Reilly can do one
I'm curious how this is his fault. None of the players signed from the continent are playing.
Not on about today....just in general, not a fan of his job
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The only player who looks like he gives half a fuck is Hutton.
The rest of them look they are waiting for Spurs to get their next goal.
Hutton has been putting the effort in all season to be fair. Everyone else but him and Richards have completely phoned it in.
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Has Bacuna completed a single pass yet?
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Spurs have one Dier player in their team, Villa have eleven
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The only player who looks like he gives half a fuck is Hutton.
The rest of them look they are waiting for Spurs to get their next goal.
Can't believe I'm saying this, but I agree. He's the only player that looks the least bit interested!
Damn shambles.
Roll on tomorrow - Sort it out Remi son! :(
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I loathe Mike Dean. You know we have lost before a ball has been kicked with the pillock.
How do you kick a ball with your pillock?
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Has Bacuna completed a single pass yet?
Loads.
None to any Villa players, mind.
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Even if it is not a conspiracy by KMac we are in the media spotlight and anybody with half a brain would realise how the team selection will play in the media. It's either a media shitstorm by intent or a shitstorm by stupidity. It is still a shitstorm created by team selection.
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The only positive I can take at the moment is Garde is having to watch the same shit as us.
If he's got any sense he'll do an Unsworth.
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Facebook went crazy ( in a good way ) when we signed Lescott....that says all you need to know about Facebook.
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It's Hutton v the world at the moment
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What on earth is Gabby doing, bungling around like a fat youth waiting for the tuck shop to open.
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Every minute wedont concede is like a mini victory for me
You, me - & many thousands of others.
Shocking.
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The only positive I can take at the moment is Garde is having to watch the same shit as us.
If he's got any sense he'll do an Unsworth.
That has made me smile
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I thought you were supposed to stop for a head injury?
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Has Bacuna completed a single pass yet?
Are you asking about tonight or his whole career?
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The only positive I can take at the moment is Garde is having to watch the same shit as us.
If he's got any sense he'll do an Unsworth.
I'd do a John darwin
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Dean's a ******.
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It's a head injury you fucking idiot. This referee is a mong.
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Get up Westwood you twat. Actually, you're probably as much use lying down.
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Westwood hit by a leaf?
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How thick is Gabby - Westwood on floor, opportunity to kick it out, carries on playing. Absolute joke
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Fucking Mike dean. ******
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Westwood - what a joke!
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Get up Westwood, I've taken bigger farts in the face
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How could the ref not stop play for that whack on Westy?
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That was a fair wack to be honest.
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Fuck me, Dembele got him with both arms, in front of the ref, and nothing doing. Fucking Dean. Nasty cock.
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Football should allow temporary subs for a proper HIA
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The only player who looks like he gives half a fuck is Hutton.
The rest of them look they are waiting for Spurs to get their next goal.
Can't believe I'm saying this, but I agree. He's the only player that looks the least bit interested!
Damn shambles.
Roll on tomorrow - Sort it out Remi son! :(
Credit where it's due Hutton has given us good returns compared to many other, considering the swirling shit storm he's had to put up with while he's been here.
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It's ok to get hit in the face in Mike Dean land, even if it's right in front of him, play on
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The only player who looks like he gives half a fuck is Hutton.
The rest of them look they are waiting for Spurs to get their next goal.
Hutton has been putting the effort in all season to be fair. Everyone else but him and Richards have completely phoned it in.
He's always been a good professional. It shows that despite the dreadful policy we had of sticking high wage / face don't fit players in the youth team, when we brought him back from the cold he always gave his all and didn't sulk.
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What on earth is Gabby doing, bungling around like a fat youth waiting for the tuck shop to open.
Please God let Garde be the man who jettisons Agbonlahor out of the club.
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Get up Westwood, I've taken bigger farts in the face
Are you Nigel Pearson's son?
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Was Westwood smacked with a anvil, like in a cartoon?
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Paddy Reilly has a face like Downing....YUK!
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The only positive I can take at the moment is Garde is having to watch the same shit as us.
If he's got any sense he'll do an Unsworth.
I'd do a John darwin
Or a Robin Williams...
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Looks like we'll have to make a sub.
I reckon he'll bring Bunn on.
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Westwood, soft as sh*t there - Hutton aside, every one of our players out there looks lost and half arsed to boot
Clark booting the ball out of play does us a favour
Get Grealish to the left asap, he is hiding in "the hole"
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If Remi keeps then I might start to believe in the second coming.
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Get Veretout on.
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they are still going on about MON
not mentioning how much money he wasted on utter tosh
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I thought Fox looked quite swish and clued up when he arrived. He looks like George Bush sat there.
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The only positive I can take at the moment is Garde is having to watch the same shit as us.
If he's got any sense he'll do an Unsworth.
I'd do a John darwin
Had to look that up before I remembered - very good. Got chuckles all around in this house.
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Get up Westwood, I've taken bigger farts in the face
Are you Nigel Pearson's son?
Rat farts
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Looks like we'll have to make a sub.
I reckon he'll bring Bunn on.
Better than one of those foreign johnnies.
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I wonder what Remi is thinking....?
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Either Westy is a far better actor than footballer or he took a proper whack there.
Hopefully Dean will get in trouble for not erring on the side of player safety
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Mike Dean is an utter wanker. That could've been a red card. Shocking challenge.
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If Westwood has to go off, KMac will probably opt not to replace him. Just leave the ten out there.
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What on earth is Gabby doing, bungling around like a fat youth waiting for the tuck shop to open.
Please God let Garde be the man who jettisons Agbonlahor out of the club.
And please make him be the man who makes our own throw-ins an advantage for us rather than the opposition.
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ayew to come on
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Eh? Ayew?
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Has Westwood lost his bollocks?
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HA HA, they're calling that a head injury!!!!
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I wonder what Remi is thinking....?
" zis is cock peees"
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Westwood looks well out of it.
But Mike Dean didn't stop play. Should be fucking ashamed.
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Dear God they're putting Bacuna in the middle. Christ.
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I wonder what Remi is thinking....?
I think I zee made a meestake
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Eh!!!!!!!
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Jordan II out wide and Leo into the middle?
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Oh dear god. Ayew for Westwood means one thing. Bacuna centre mid. Jesus wept
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Looks like we'll have to make a sub.
I reckon he'll bring Bunn on.
Ha ha! Thanks for that, Bully. You've managed to put a smile on my mush.
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ayew to come on
And not like for like with Veretout? KMAC's on shrooms down there.
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That's a bold move, or foolhardy, one of the two.
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Ayew on for Westwood!?
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You'll probably find he's got concussion or broken his cheekbone or something, but Mike Dean said it's ok so it's probably nothing
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WTF. Ayew for westwood - why not Veretout, or even Crespo?
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I need to stop watching. I am unreasonably angry at the ref, kmac and most of the players right now.
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Fuck off!! Fucking Veretout!
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Does anyone know if Gana's injured or just dropped for being competent/foreign?
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I need to stop watching. I am unreasonably angry at the ref, kmac and most of the players right now.
I feel a little unhinged
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In fairness Bacuna did ok in there against Swansea so it makes some sense, although Gil would have been my call.
Oh that is a foul for Spurs Mike. Great.
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so bacuna is a better central midfielder than veretout?
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Good luck Jordan prove a point.
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Spuds fans must be as unhappy as we are - they must be thinking how the hell they can only muster 1 goal against this steaming pile of shit
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I wonder what Remi is thinking....?
"crème de menthe
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Does anyone know if Gana's injured or just dropped for being competent/foreign?
He and Kozak have gone off for a spot of sightseeing.
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Fucking Mike Dean. Whack in the face and he let play go on. Shame on you... Tosser. He hates us doesn't he?
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Does anyone know if Gana's injured or just dropped for being competent/foreign?
Maybe Remi said that because Gana's the one decent player he'll have, he didn't want him anywhere near the rest if them
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The galling thing is, we're not as bad as our management team tries to make us.
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Sure I saw that Danny Rose on the Broadway
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the games gone flat
thats good for us
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I wonder what Remi is thinking....?
"crème de menthe
Kronenbourg
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Ayew booked after the most pathetic attempt at a pass from Bacuna.
Like many, he's Championship standard.
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this ref hates us
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Sinclair been best of the worst this half?
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I wonder what Remi is thinking....?
"crème de menthe
I think K Mac is on the Crème de Meth! Outdone his starting lineup with that sub!
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Stupid foul by Jack. Completely needless
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A yellow card, haha! He should have just punched him full on on the face and he probably would have got away with it
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Have you done this on purpose, Kevin MacDonald?
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about time we got stuck into a tackle, yellow card or not for Ayew was time for one of our players to show a bit of bite
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Won't be ling before Dean sends one of our lot off.
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I think Bacuna is perhaps technically the worst player I've ever seen turn out for Villa.
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The galling thing is, we're not as bad as our management team tries to make us.
And that's the problem.
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where do they get these commentators from? Spurs love in...
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Sunderland looked better than us yesterday.
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The galling thing is, we're not as bad as our management team tries to make us.
And that's the problem.
We have a lot of shit players, though.
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Hutton's been trying hard. But I would like a right back who could take the ball on the overlap without having to change pace and direction with every touch he takes. I'm also not keen on central midfielders like bacuna who panic when the ball is in tight positions and prod it back in the vague direction of goal. That's Sunday league stuff
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I wonder what Remi is thinking....?
"crème de menthe
Kronenbourg
Non, Je ne regrette rien (c'mon everybody join in)
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I am beginning to really dislike this ref
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Won't be ling before Dean sends one of our lot off.
Get sent off for two yellows and sit out the Citeh game. Not the worst of plans if you're a Villa player
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where do they get these commentators from? Spurs love in...
Not like they can talk up Villa.
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I swear we've pinched some of San Marinos finest.
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Sunderland looked better than us yesterday.
The table doesn't lie. Can't believe it's only 1-0...this would be a good result for us with this clown in charge
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Is it still the first half?! Longest game in history.
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Sunderland looked better than us yesterday.
My Sunday church U-14 team looked better than us yesterday
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credit Villa for making them as shit as them
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2-0. Game over.
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K-Mac brings on one of our better players. Tim Sherwood is shaking his head somewhere.
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Utterly disgraceful.
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where do they get these commentators from? Spurs love in...
Not like they can talk up Villa.
Thats true but they can be impartial... rather than biased to spurs.
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KMac fuck off.
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fuck 2-0
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I wonder what Remi is thinking....?
"crème de menthe
Kronenbourg
Non, Je ne regrette rien (c'mon everybody join in)
Joleon Taxi
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Of our own doing again.
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Stupid ******.
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Sunderland looked better than us yesterday.
The table doesn't lie. Can't believe it's only 1-0...this would be a good result for us with this clown in charge
Bollocks
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Embarrassing.
Game over.
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Game over already. And they didn't even have to try hard
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Ohhh look the usual lets let one in just before half time. Fucking useless.
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Bacuna is garbage....bottled
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My KS1 mini-kickers team look better than we do.
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Have you done this on purpose, Kevin MacDonald?
If I didn't know any better you'd think he's intentionally set us up to be this shit. Pick the worst set of players possible and see how it goes. Even if you believe the new lads aren't ready they would be doing better than our lot tonight. He's as much a part of the problem. I hope Garde does a clean sweep of the staff.
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what the fook was bacuna doing
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The galling thing is, we're not as bad as our management team tries to make us.
And that's the problem.
We have a lot of shit players, though.
We do, but we're choosing to play them rather than the better ones who are left on the bench or out of the squad.
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Unprofessional on every conceivable level. Fucking shit.
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That really is the icing on a very very shit cake.
Fucking donuts. 3 of them on the line.
Disgraceful.
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Cries.
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way too easy
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I'm logging off. See y'all later
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Come for the cross Guzan you fucking useless prick
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fuck me. This is utter bollocks
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Fucking ******.
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Old habits die hard, it just wouldn't be right for us to defend competently during added time
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Pure shocking...
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Defending shocking again. No dive from Guzan.
Ayew had long pulled out the tackle he got booked for.
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we will struggle in the championship with this side. absolute disgrace top to bottom
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The only way is up
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Cricket score ahoy! ::)
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Hutton giving it a good go. Sanchez putting a foot in. The rest- fuckin woeful. Bacunas attempt to head away a free kick? Pathetic, laughable.2-0 now. Who didn't see that comin? Fucking abysmal villa. Embarrassing
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Spurs know they can beat us without even getting out of 1st gear.
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I can't quite put my finger on what is wrong but I can't escape the conclusion that we are ropey as fuck.
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Embarrassing.
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Our fucking classic injury time conceded goal.
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Cries.
I'm upset but more bloody angry. How could he do this?
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Hodgson's gonna send a message down to Jack telling him he's Irish again
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Unspeakable shitness.
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Don't worry, when we are world beaters in 3 years time it'll be a great pub question, 'name our XI for when we hit rock bottom against Spurs just before Garde saved us.'
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FUCK.
GODDDAMMMMMIT
Ever fucking week the same. Fuck, fuck fuck.
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I'll be happy to get away with a 3-0 defeat. What a load of fucking shite.
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Baring an increadible 2nd half comeback this will be our worst start to any season at any level.
Way to go, Randy, you twat.
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Garde must be worried watching that. Clueless.
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It wouldn't shock me if Garde said fuck this and hopped on the next train from London back to France
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If McDonald is still employed by the club by tea-time tomorrow we're fucking mental.
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Just seen Remi shaking his head, I bet he thinks what the fuck have I done.
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We are shit.
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It all depends on how Spurs approach this now.
They could score 5 or 6 easily if they go for the jugular.
I have lost a lot of respect for K Mac. This is an utter embarrassment in front of a laughing nation.
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KMAc is a bloody joke
Id get him out of the coaching staff altogether
clueless
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How did Bacuna get a new deal? What has anyone seen in him to warrant a 5 year deal.
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Pathetic,every single one of them.
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Sorry but I have had enough. Perhaps we will get a draw if so I will not be seeing it.
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We're playing awful, but Mike Dean is a ******.
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At least Remi can see how pants things actually are. Could be a blessing in disguise.
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Could Guzan not of come aNd claimed that ball in his own area for there second
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Baring an increadible 2nd half comeback this will be our worst start to any season at any level.
Way to go, Randy, you twat.
On this occasion Lerner has been completely betrayed by a so called 'club man'.
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Absolutely outrageously bad!!!!!! Desperate half of football!! The whole 11 fuckin useless.complete and utter bollox the lot of them
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Culture of defeat throughout the club, been festering for years
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Two awful goals to concede both at terrible times for us. League Cup tie team selections.
What a fuckin joke we are.
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Tas de merde
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WE SUCK. We do NOTHING even remotely well.
I don't see how Remi gets us out of this.
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how the fook Gabby gets a game
how Gil never gets one
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Just looking at that performance, its hard to see how we will even score again let alone beat the drop.
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Midas couldn't get us out of this.
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Everyone sounds shocked, like we've come of a 15 game unbeaten run.
This is just the norm now.
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We have too many players who are either pathetically weak or just plain dim
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This is down to KMac. Didn't even give us a fucking chance with that starting 11.
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I hope remi knows of a half decent goalkeeper in France . Compare and contrast lloris to the complete shithouse we have got stuck with .
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Some bastard needs to apologise to the faithful that have travelled there tonight and then refund their expenses...To all the fuckin idiots that 'run' Aston villa....you have shit on all those supporters tonight.
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Well that was great KMac you fucking tool. Fancy sticking out a team like that, it's a suicide mission. Does the fella not want to work again? Everyone including non Villa fans knows it's a bloody stitch up to the board.
When is this nightmare going to end.
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Get down to the dressing room remi tell k-Mac to get the bus home put gestede and Gil on and let's give it a go
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Terrible game and I only watched 20 minutes of it plus Clive boring Allen is the commentator, dear God please help us!
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You'd think these donkeys would be sick of going home to their families and having to face questions like 'how was the match love'
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Fucking Mike Dean. Whack in the face and he let play go on. Shame on you... Tosser. He hates us doesn't he?
Right in front of him too. But the really shit thing about is, as a team we accept it without giving Dean some major grief. That was a sending off offence that Dean chose to ignore.
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Garde needs to be a hard nose and go down to dressing room and kick KMc's arse followed by the players for being such shit footballers
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If Remi can get us out of this then he deserves top Billing at Las Vegas.
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Get down to the dressing room remi tell k-Mac to get the bus home put gestede and Gil on and let's give it a go
We already have Gabby doing nothing up front, why would we need Gestede?
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Baring an increadible 2nd half comeback this will be our worst start to any season at any level.
Way to go, Randy, you twat.
On this occasion Lerner has been completely betrayed by a so called 'club man'.
Randy is responsible ultimately. KMac wouldn't be in a position to betray anyone if RL was the competant custodian he said he'd be.
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Defenders who can't defend, midfielders who can't pass or tackle and strikers who can't shoot or create a chance.
Without doubt the worst Aston Villa team I have ever seen. And then we have Randy friggin Lerner leading the club... Garde must be mad coming here.
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Guzan really is terrible. The defence is so on edge it's scary. The sooner we get someone that can breed a bit of confidence in the back line the better.
Hutton the only one playing tonight. Absolute shambles.
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Baring an increadible 2nd half comeback this will be our worst start to any season at any level.
Way to go, Randy, you twat.
It shows there are no leaders there at all that instead of coming back from the 3-2 at Leicester with a burning desired to put things right, we have absolutely disintegrated. The performances up to the Leicester game were nowhere near this bad.
If Garde has faith in his own ability and lets the team see that, we might be able to climb out of it. But it's asking a lot. And he's going to have to be another of our recent record-breaking managers, but in the right way this time.
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does the twats team selection not get
" run past" any other person at the club?
its a fkn disgrace
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I hope Remi brought his own staff ... how the f**k can KMac and his team really be lifting a pay check from Villa?
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It's alright lads, only man city at the weekend
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Spurs don't even have to try Its like an exhibition game for them. A disgrace from KMac and he has gone right down in my estimations, clearly isolating the French players.
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Kevin MacDonald has thrown two games. He's a proving himself to be a shit coach and even worse football manager. He has once again gone in to simply survive and will again lose. Fucking useless.
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Merde, wot times zee next ferry 😔
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This is down to KMac. Didn't even give us a fucking chance with that starting 11.
The trouble is it's a multitude of things: a poor squad, individual mistakes, plus a terrible team selection, plus a losing mentality. So kmac didn't help, but I don't agree that "this is down to kmac"
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This team is so far in its boots, it's questionable whether we can ever get out of this mess. There are absolutely no positives to take right now.
Lerner and fox are reaping what they have sown, a change was needed before the international break and so we have utterly wasted 3 games.
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At least Remi can see how pants things actually are. Could be a blessing in disguise.
That's how I'm looking at it. He's thinking "no, no, just fucking NO. This is NOT how you set up a team", before marching downstairs to deliver a swift half-time kick to McDonald's nads, and he's already got a plan for Sunday.
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I don't know what it is, are we unfit, not trying? We just never look 'at it'
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Guzan is possibly the worst keeper we've ever had.Spurs fans giving him merciless stick. He desperately needs to be removed from the firing line but some clueless twat at the club didn't think we needed a proper back up keeper. Clueless and pathetic. Clarke has gone back 5 years.
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Autumnwatch is on in 5 minutes, seems appealing right now.
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8 touches for Gabby including two kick offs
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Pundit openly taking the piss out of Gabby now
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Talking the piss out of Gabby on the telly now.
Fucking laughing at him!
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At least Remi can see how pants things actually are. Could be a blessing in disguise.
That's how I'm looking at it. He's thinking "no, no, just fucking NO. This is NOT how you set up a team", before marching downstairs to deliver a swift half-time kick to McDonald's nads, and he's already got a plan for Sunday.
Like Sherwood did last season
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Gabby 8 touches in the first half and two of them are kick offs, Sky actually laughing.
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Gabby touched the ball 8 times in the first half the lowest of any Premier League player this season and two of them were him kicking off, pathetic.
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I'm glad Carragher and Neville are pissing themselves laughing over Gabby's 'performance'
Eight touches. Two from the kick off.
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The most annoying bit is that Tottenham aren't actually that good either. We have gifted them two goals at either end of the half and what has gone on on between has been 24 carat shite.
Neville currently lashing Gabby for lack of contribution, and rightly so.
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HA HA, I do like Neville
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Less of the Factory of Sadness - & more The Total Shithouse of Sadness.
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I don't know what it is, are we unfit, not trying? We just never look 'at it'
Is anyone in that 11 actually good enough?
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Gabby has 8 touches of the ball. 2 of them kick offs. Christ.
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8 touches for Gabby including two kick offs
Don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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Did you have a tenner on it, Mike Dean? https://vine.co/v/e3xZuMJwwTl
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We are a laughing stock :'(
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listen to those twats sniggering on sky
they have a point though
gabby 8 touches 2 from kick offs
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I can't quite put my finger on what is wrong but I can't escape the conclusion that we are ropey as fuck.
We have a disgusting shower of gutless f*cks out there
granted, picking Clark at RCB when we have two RCB's available in Okore and Crespo was mind numbingly ridiculous
Even that substitution, take off a midfielder 1-0 down in the first half and bring on another forward on the wing was straight out of the Tim Sherwood play book
But, look at that team - Bacuna, Sinclair, Gabby, Lescott, Richardson - all stealing a living at our club
Guzan - awful Spurs fans laughing at how bad he is, Grealish - time to grow a pair, English international , Clark out of position or not looks a pub player
Gary Neville, going to town on Gabby Agbonlahor - 8 touches in half and two touches were restarts, Lampard laughing at us in the studio
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To be fair, it made me chuckle. That's how bad we've become. Laughing stock
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It's like that bit in Moneyball where the old fashioned coach keeps playing all the wrong players before the guys with the new way of doing things step in to sort it out. We'll win the next 19 games now.
That's how moneyball works, right?
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To be fair 8 touches two being kick offs is fuckin shockin and worthy of humiliation
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Gabby has 8 touches of the ball. 2 of them kick offs. Christ.
They all lolled when Neville said that on Sky Sports.
I must admit I did as well.
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8 touches for Gabby including two kick offs
Don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I think you have to laugh. Everyone else seems to.
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I don't know what it is, are we unfit, not trying? We just never look 'at it'
These players have (hutton aside) actually gone backwards this season. I have never seen it happen collectively like this before. I wouldn't have believed it COULD happen to so many at the same time if I hadn't seen it.
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This is down to KMac. Didn't even give us a fucking chance with that starting 11.
The trouble is it's a multitude of things: a poor squad, individual mistakes, plus a terrible team selection, plus a losing mentality. So kmac didn't help, but I don't agree that "this is down to kmac"
It's his job to try and win the game. He has twice failed to do that. So it is down to KMac. Every single one of us called it as soon as the team was announced.
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The first thing Garde needs to do is take Richardson, Gabby, Guzan, Clark, Westwood and Bacuna out to a disused mine shaft somewhere and seal the ****** in.
That stat about Gabby is just fucking shocking.
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Fucking Mike Dean. Whack in the face and he let play go on. Shame on you... Tosser. He hates us doesn't he?
Right in front of him too. But the really shit thing about is, as a team we accept it without giving Dean some major grief. That was a sending off offence that Dean chose to ignore.
I saw Grealish give him what I guess was a sarcastic comment after he was called for tugging someone's arm.
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Remi cannot start soon enough. Pathetic all over the pitch. Hutton up for it, but the rest. Alibi football. Agbonlahor ??? Whats the point ? No runs, no positioning, no belief (Huttons cross - nobody went for it). What are the tacticts ?
Oh, and concerning Lerner's comment about "buckle under pressure": take a look at yourself before making such statements. Where are you, when the going gets tough ?
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Although I hate their sniggering you've got to say their comment that Gabby only 8 touches, the lowest in the premier league this season, none any where near their box and 2 of them kick offs is actually embarrassingly funny!
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Everyone is laughing at Villa, I fear this is going to be a painful slow creeping death.
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HA HA, I do like Neville
Yeah even though I hated him when he played for united his comments are not often wrong.
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.....and yet they made him club captain 😳
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I like Neville too, and I joined in the laughing. Before realising I was laughing at myself.
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McDonald said he'd be speaking to Tim for any advice. If ever there was a Tim Sherwood line up that's it.
Pathetic
We are kidding ourselves if we think we have the necessary quality to turn this around anytime soon.
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The Kevin McDonald managerial stint could easily have been avoided if Lerner and Fox had bitten the bullet and fired Sherwood before the last international break. Giving him the Chelsea and Swansea games just throwing away another two games - before then throwing away another two making an appointment that could have been made over the break.
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You do wonder how much difference a striker who runs off the ball and holds it up would make to a side even this poor, no forward passes due to no movement. Constantly on the back foot, this should be Remi's first thing to look at.
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This is not the situation for personal vendetta's or points to be proven. What Mcdonald has done is completely unprofessional.
I'm sorry but no one can tell me Richardson is a better player than Amavi. No one can tell me Agbonlahor is a better player than Ayew or Bacuna in centre mid is a better player than Vertetout.
Something completely stinks, for a club to be continually as poor as we have with almost no respite for 5 years is something else. The dressing room stinks, they are not fighting out there and they are not putting a 100% shift in. Honest bunch of lads they are not, almost to a man they are hiding on the pitch, barely competing. The players stand still, marking the opposition instead of trying to influence the game. Every single time to a man the easy option is taken. As per usual the game is killed off either just before or just after half time, completely unprofessional again. The players are not switched on, they are not going for the win, the mental attitude isn't to go out there and be better than their opponent and come out on top in the fight, the attitude is to get through the 90 minutes. Even the team selection screams it. The whole body language of everyone involved with the playing team is one of getting through the game. No desire.
The good old English lads, the good old club man Mcdonald, bollocks, they are letting the club down. I want changes and big changes from Garde. I want Mcdonald removed from his post, fucking clown. I'm sick of this shit, they are not professionals out there, they're fucking cowards without any pride and without any love for this club.
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Gabby is now worse than Heskey.
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There's a losing g mentality at the club. So said Sherwood. And then proceeded to exacerbate it. Seems K MAC hasn't watched a first team game since his last stint if Gabby is playing.
And if Hutton is our best player then we are totally fucked.
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Our season now starts against Man City- I just want to see some fight, determination and most of all unity from the players we have got. Any improvement will be welcomed but I reckon this new boss will really put a fire underneath all of them and we will see some proper football again.
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Watching this, we look to me like a team which has decided it is relegated already, so what's the point.
I can not believe MacDonald thought this was our best line up, I genuinely refuse to believe it.
If there's even a hint of this being some sort of "fuck you, this is for Tim" gesture, I'd sack him on the spot.
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I like Neville too, and I joined in the laughing. Before realising I was laughing at myself.
Are you Gabriel? You do look like your playing with your feet up at home....
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Gabby is our captain. That just about says it all.
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I genuinely forgot Agbonlahor was playing.
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Is it just me or would you be happy to none of thay starting line up (except maybe Jack) never wear a Villa shirt again! Good luck Remi and up the Villa!
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Well you can see why he was sacked from Forest I guess.
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Gabby touched the ball 8 times in the first half the lowest of any Premier League player this season and two of them were him kicking off, pathetic.
Gabby has been taking the living piss for years.
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We all know we needed a new goalkeeper. Not addressed. Again poor so far tonight.
Defenders, Hutton, Richardson, Lescott, Clarke. All these would struggle to get into any other PL team.
Midfield of Westwood, Ahh fuck it you know the rest.
Sky literally sniggering and taking the piss now at half time.
We're a joke. Garde must have a thick skin.
Lerner, Fox, O"Reilly, Amsted all culpable.
To all that have gone tonight these wankers don't deserve you.
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Gabby off. YAY!
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I like Neville too, and I joined in the laughing. Before realising I was laughing at myself.
I think Neville likes us.
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Well you can see why he was sacked from Forest I guess.
Swindon.
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Autumnwatch is on in 5 minutes, seems appealing right now.
Enjoy. We'll be in the Championship by the time Springwatch is broadcast.
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Gabby is off thank fuck
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Although I hate their sniggering you've got to say their comment that Gabby only 8 touches, the lowest in the premier league this season, none any where near their box and 2 of them kick offs is actually embarrassingly funny!
He probably had more pork pies at half time than touches of the fucking ball. It's also not even remotely surprising either because he's the thickest of thick as pig shit players in the game. An absolutely atrocious player and the biggest waste of space we have that this club short of Charles N'Zogbia. But at least Le Charles's garish wardrobe provides some amusement I suppose.
There are too many players in the starting lineup today who have absolutely no right to be playing in the top flight for us.
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Gabby touched the ball 8 times in the first half the lowest of any Premier League player this season and two of them were him kicking off, pathetic.
Gabby has been taking the living piss for years.
He is an absolute fucking joke. Our acceptance of mediocrity personified.
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K-mac was talking up Gabby before the game.
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8 touches for Gabby including two kick offs
Don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I think you have to laugh. Everyone else seems to.
If you Captain of an Aston Villa team , the manager names you the heart of the club and you put in a half like that...its not funny. Its beyond sad. Its tragic.
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Gabby can now be known as eight touch.
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K-mac was talking up Gabby before the game.
I think that sums up K-Mac's eye for a player.
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The only thing KMac did worse than pick that starting eleven was the sub he made - seriously, Ayew for westwood, when Veretout and Gil are sat there. At least Gabby's off now
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I'm disliking the two at either side of Garde the more I see them
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Gabby touched the ball 8 times in the first half the lowest of any Premier League player this season and two of them were him kicking off, pathetic.
Gabby has been taking the living piss for years.
He is an absolute fucking joke. Our acceptance of mediocrity personified.
It wouldn't shock me if Gabby took himself off after putting in such a shift in the first half.
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What a joke of a club we have become, deserve to go down - we have took the piss for years.
Remi thats one hell of a job you are taking on, but at least play your best players..........
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Watching this, we look to me like a team which has decided it is relegated already, so what's the point.
I can not believe MacDonald thought this was our best line up, I genuinely refuse to believe it.
If there's even a hint of this being some sort of "fuck you, this is for Tim" gesture, I'd sack him on the spot.
To be honest he should be investigated for match fixing. That's how obviously bad that starting line up was.
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Pundit openly taking the piss out of Gabby now
They're not taking the piss out of Gabby, they're taking the piss out of us that we can only get the ball to our striker 6 times.
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Decent challenge by Lescott, finally.
Shame it was on Sanchez.
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Talking the piss out of Gabby on the telly now.
Fucking laughing at him!
well he is not a footballer no more.
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Great challenge by Lescott on Sanchez
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Gabby can now be known as eight touch.
or 8 ball
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The one good thing MacDonald has done is sub that fat waste of space.
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K-mac was talking up Gabby before the game.
I think that sums up K-Mac's eye for a player.
He's known him since he was a kid so even if he is utterly shit he's going to defend him. One of the many fucking issues at the club. It needs to be ripped out.
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Hopefully that's the last we will see of Gabby
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Gabby touched the ball 8 times in the first half the lowest of any Premier League player this season and two of them were him kicking off, pathetic.
Gary Neville saw in 45 mins what too many 'managers' of our great club couldn't see for years
Gabby has been taking the living piss for years.
He is an absolute fucking joke. Our acceptance of mediocrity personified.
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Well if the new boss makes his own decisions we won't see Gabby again.
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Gabby has 8 touches of the ball. 2 of them kick offs. Christ.
They all lolled when Neville said that on Sky Sports.
I must admit I did as well.
I hope that gets on you tube
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I've never seen pundits having a good laugh at the expense of a team before, I hope to never see it again about us, it's embarrassing, more so because they're not wrong.
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Everyone is laughing at Villa, I fear this is going to be a painful slow creeping death.
Don't worry Frank, most of us have been witnessing it for longer than anyone cares to remember.
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Leacott captain now
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Hopefully that's the last we will see of Gabby
Let him find his own way back to Birmingham tonight, the thick twat hopefully will get lost on the way and never be seen again. Despise seeing his fucking plank face in a Villa shirt.
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Is it just me or would you be happy to none of thay starting line up (except maybe Jack) never wear a Villa shirt again! Good luck Remi and up the Villa!
Given what else we have in the squad, Hutton, Sanchez and maybe Sinclair could play a part.
BTW the reason Sanchez is always knackered is that he spends twice as much energy as he needs to - basically one lot to win the ball back, and another lot go go chasing to win the ball back again after he gives it stupidly away immediately.
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Is it just me or would you be happy to none of thay starting line up (except maybe Jack) never wear a Villa shirt again! Good luck Remi and up the Villa!
I've felt like this about nearly every player in our squad over the past 5 years. Two of the rare exceptions fucked off in the summer sadly.
Absolute shit house of a team. Pretty much since Young and Downing decided to jump ship. In retrospect, fair play to them. They probably knew what was coming. I couldn't have hacked it.
I'm getting to the point this season that I hate most of these shambolic bastards and the dross served up on the pitch. It's really ground me down. I hope we give the new players more of a shot, particularly a selection who haven't started today and I'm just hoping Garde brings some sort of a gameplan to the table. The last 4-5 starting lineups we've put out have been utterly wretched.
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KMac speaks highly of Gabby pre-match..
Gabby stinks the place out..
Takes the guy off at half..
Villa.
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Will we ever be able to take friggin throw ins?
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Gabby touched his half-time kebab more than he did the ball. For that reason he should never play for us again.
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Embarrassing to see pundits laughing at our team and players.
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Leacott captain now
Another Villa man fan passed his sell by date. Pullis would have kept him if he thought he was any good.
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Gabby touched the ball 8 times in the first half the lowest of any Premier League player this season and two of them were him kicking off, pathetic.
Gary Neville saw in 45 mins what too many 'managers' of our great club couldn't see for years
Gabby has been taking the living piss for years.
He is an absolute fucking joke. Our acceptance of mediocrity personified.
Gabby? Mediocre?? If only he was as good as that!
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Just seen on bbc that clark's pass completion was 36% in 1st half.
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Gabby is now worse than Heskey.
heskey is better than him now at 34 defintely
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Wolves were fined for fielding a weekend team in the cup. Does the same rule not apply in a league match?
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Has Lloris had a shot to save yet?
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Neville et al were taking the piss out of the villa
there is absolutely nothing worse than being taken the piss out of
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Has Lloris had a shot to save yet?
Sinclair in first half
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Has Lloris had a shot to save yet?
sinclair's rasper
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Has Lloris had a shot to save yet?
One from SirClive? Or maybe that was blocked before it got to Lloris
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Wolves were fined for fielding a weekend team in the cup. Does the same rule not apply in a league match?
I'm sticking with the view that it's match fixing.
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Just seen on bbc that clark's pass completion was 36% in 1st half.
So he'd be more accurate, on the law of averages, if he made all his passes with his eyes shut.
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Neville et al were taking the piss out of the villa
there is absolutely nothing worse than being taken the piss out of
Shut it small willy
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I was going to watch American Horror Story , but this is pretty horrific
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All over 'em.
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This is a disgrace if we get the ball,within 10 seconds we have give it away again
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Gabby touched the ball 8 times in the first half the lowest of any Premier League player this season and two of them were him kicking off, pathetic.
Gabby has been taking the living piss for years.
He is an absolute fucking joke. Our acceptance of mediocrity personified.
Would have a lot of respect for Garde if Gabby was kicked out of the squad
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I tell you something, it's a good job all these players are out to prove what they can do in front of the new manager. Imagine the score if they weren't trying? ;-)
Bunch of tossers, "Your not fit to wear the shirt" springs to mind...
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First decent clearance we've made, was from one of our shots.
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Think about it as well: this is our players playing for their places. Imagine if they couldn't be arsed.
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Grealish shot blocked by Rudi
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I don't think Gabby will be around here much longer, he just doesn't bring anything to the table anymore
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Neville et al were taking the piss out of the villa
there is absolutely nothing worse than being taken the piss out of
Shut it small willy
how you know that
thought it was a closely guarded secret
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Just seen on bbc that clark's pass completion was 36% in 1st half.
So he'd be more accurate, on the law of averages, if he made all his passes with his eyes shut.
You would think it would actually be difficult for a professional footballer to fuck up 2/3rds of their passes. He can play though, Clark. Let's try him in midfield!
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I tell you something, it's a good job all these players are out to prove what they can do in front of the new manager. Imagine the score if they weren't trying? ;-)
Bunch of tossers, "Your not fit to wear the shirt" springs to mind...
Great minds think alike, I just wrote the same thing!
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Grealish needs a spell out of the side, offers absolutely nothing.
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Put your hands up if your having a good time
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Watching this I think Remi must have a screw lose..Its a bit like asking to become the captain of the Titanic after it has hit the iceberg.
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I don't think Gabby will be around here much longer, he just doesn't bring anything to the table anymore
He takes a lot off the table though.
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I don't think Gabby will be around here much longer, he just doesn't bring anything to the table anymore
Other than a doggy bag to make sure he doesnt leave a scrap of food behind
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Is it just me or would you be happy to none of thay starting line up (except maybe Jack) never wear a Villa shirt again! Good luck Remi and up the Villa!
Given what else we have in the squad, Hutton, Sanchez and maybe Sinclair could play a part.
BTW the reason Sanchez is always knackered is that he spends twice as much energy as he needs to - basically one lot to win the ball back, and another lot go go chasing to win the ball back again after he gives it stupidly away immediately.
Yep, it's the same players making the same mistakes on a consistent basis. How many times have we seen Clark outmuscled? How many times have we seen Sanchez carelessly give the ball away in dangerous areas?
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Oh my god. A definite villa throw goes to them and not ONE complaint!! Mike Dean doin his best for Spurs. Jamiroquai has his boots on the wrong feet. Going well.
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Fuck you Kmac. This is unforgivable.
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Great minds and all that , Jimbo
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Gabby touched the ball 8 times in the first half the lowest of any Premier League player this season and two of them were him kicking off, pathetic.
Gabby has been taking the living piss for years.
He is an absolute fucking joke. Our acceptance of mediocrity personified.
Would have a lot of respect for Garde if Gabby was kicked out of the squad
Instant. If Garde persists with 8 touch, well we all know how it's going to end.
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HAAAAAA HAAAAAA, Hutton shooting from 30 yds out....Brill
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Anybody got a link to suicidal.com :/
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We don't look arsed. I don't expect skill, ability or even competence. They could at least run around a bit though.
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Was Gabby injured or is JustHead on for tactical reasons?
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I don't think Gabby will be around here much longer, he just doesn't bring anything to the table anymore
He takes a lot off the table though.
Nice - the most enjoyable moment of the game thus far.
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Unless Garde is one of footballs great managers we are sunk, this set of players is shit. Complete shit.
None can defend. None are good in the air. No one really tackles well. No one beats a man. No one can pick a pass. No one has a shot on them. None are particularly quick.
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Remember when we thought Clark was going to be good?
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KMac's decision has just shot the little bit of confidence we had to smithereens
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Bent ref to boot
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Unless Garde is one of footballs great managers we are sunk, this set of players is shit. Complete shit.
None can defend. None are good in the air. No one really tackles well. No one beats a man. No one can pick a pass. No one has a shot on them. None are particularly quick.
Apart from that, though?
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Clark has the touch of acharity collection box
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Unless Garde is one of footballs great managers we are sunk, this set of players is shit. Complete shit.
None can defend. None are good in the air. No one really tackles well. No one beats a man. No one can pick a pass. No one has a shot on them. None are particularly quick.
oh god
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This is going in
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(http://i.imgur.com/eTPutnl.gif)
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Unless Garde is one of footballs great managers we are sunk, this set of players is shit. Complete shit.
None can defend. None are good in the air. No one really tackles well. No one beats a man. No one can pick a pass. No one has a shot on them. None are particularly quick.
I think Gana could be a good professional at this level. Hopefully Remi can get more out of Veretout. Other than that.. :-\
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I don't think Gabby will be around here much longer, he just doesn't bring anything to the table anymore
I hope you're right but we've all been saying exactly the same for years now and three managers have stuck vehemently by the fat bastard. Only Houllier could spot that Gabby was becoming obsolete at this level, and he did so 5 years ago now. Gabby's had half a decade to get 10 times worse and a lot chubbier.
The worst part with all this is that Gabby is a player who should have ended his time at the club with lots of goodwill and been fondly remembered as one of our own. Like Ian Taylor. But he's stolen a living so much that I for one wouldn't piss on the git if he was on fire. I just want rid of him and then to forget about him in the course of time. All the good times under Gabby are just fading into distant, faded memories. All I can think of when looking at him when he slithers lazily around the pitch like Jabba the bastard hut, is how much his gormless face needs to be introduced to a fuck off big wet fish that's been swung by a hard bastard like John Carew.
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Remember when we thought Clark was going to be good?
About 6 years ago? Nothing he's done since then has been to any sustained decent level. Has a rick in him and is physically weak.
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Free kick given away on the edge of the box, we never learn
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When was the last time we:
- lost 7 in a row
- lost 8 in a row
?
I don't think we lost 7 under Lambert even. 6 times twice but not seven.
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If you watch "Tactical Cam" you can see the whole pitch at once.
Lloris is smoking a cigar.
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Remember when we thought Clark was going to be good?
A fair number of people were calling for him to start ahead of Lescott only last week.
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(http://i.imgur.com/eTPutnl.gif)
*applause*
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What the fuck are we playing at?
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Beyond a joke this is,fuck off Kevin macdonald you clown
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Unless Garde is one of footballs great managers we are sunk, this set of players is shit. Complete shit.
None can defend. None are good in the air. No one really tackles well. No one beats a man. No one can pick a pass. No one has a shot on them. None are particularly quick.
Nice channelling of Sihill there, although you're probably not wrong
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Unless Garde is one of footballs great managers we are sunk, this set of players is shit. Complete shit.
None can defend. None are good in the air. No one really tackles well. No one beats a man. No one can pick a pass. No one has a shot on them. None are particularly quick.
Apart from that, though?
Some of them can point fairly well.
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Unless Garde is one of footballs great managers we are sunk, this set of players is shit. Complete shit.
None can defend. None are good in the air. No one really tackles well. No one beats a man. No one can pick a pass. No one has a shot on them. None are particularly quick.
I think Gana could be a good professional at this level. Hopefully Remi can get more out of Veretout. Other than that.. :-\
That's what I see too.
Somebody said earlier that this is worst villa side they can remember. Me too. I can't remember much about the 87 side, mid you.
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I think this is the worst Villa team ever
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Take fucking Grealish off now
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Remember when we drew at home with Stoke and McLeish punched the air?
Turns out, that was a Golden Age.
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Grealish would love a 36% pass completion rate
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Grealish needs a spell out of the side, offers absolutely nothing.
First team training at Bodymoor - turning rough diamonds into lumps of coal since I can't even remember any more.
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Clark was looking better as recently as last season. Guzan has also looked good in the past. He used to come for crosses, he was actually pretty dominant.
They've gone backwards at a rate of knots. Why?
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Unless Garde is one of footballs great managers we are sunk, this set of players is shit. Complete shit.
None can defend. None are good in the air. No one really tackles well. No one beats a man. No one can pick a pass. No one has a shot on them. None are particularly quick.
Yeah - but apart from all that, we've got a decent, underperforming squad according to some folk. Hope springs eternal...
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Christ is Grealish trying to do an impression of Agbonlahor now....wake up
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Remember when we thought Clark was going to be good?
A fair number of people were calling for him to start ahead of Lescott only last week.
Which tells you everything you need to know about how bad Lescott has been. It's a battle between who has made the least massive fuck ups.
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Reached a nadir tonight. I hope.
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If you watch "Tactical Cam" you can see the whole pitch at once.
Lloris is smoking a cigar.
are any of our players visible using that view?
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Another poor ball by Jack. He may need to learn from now on he may get picked on ability rather than hype
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I am struggling to recall the last time Villa made me feel this ill.
Watching this, it is so depressing, I'm developing flu-like symptoms.
This is utterly, utterly wretched.
It's like slowly inhaling vomit.
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Unless Garde is one of footballs great managers we are sunk, this set of players is shit. Complete shit.
None can defend. None are good in the air. No one really tackles well. No one beats a man. No one can pick a pass. No one has a shot on them. None are particularly quick.
And none of them will be in his starting line up....every cloud and all that
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Unless Garde is one of footballs great managers we are sunk, this set of players is shit. Complete shit.
None can defend. None are good in the air. No one really tackles well. No one beats a man. No one can pick a pass. No one has a shot on them. None are particularly quick.
I think Gana could be a good professional at this level. Hopefully Remi can get more out of Veretout. Other than that.. :-\
Richards is pretty good at RB (obviously we play him at CB). You wouldn't mess with Hutton. Grealish had a couple of good games 6 months ago. Now I'm struggling. Maybe Sanchez has looked good for another team?
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Remember when we drew at home with Stoke and McLeish punched the air?
Turns out, that was a Golden Age.
I laughed loudly at that...then it sunk in and I want to order a pizza and cry myself to sleep.
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Take fucking Grealish off now
This. He's been dreadful this season on the whole. But who hasn't?
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Grealish off now for Gil. He's a yard off the pace and can't pass.
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This is the worst Villa team I've ever seen. We're utterly, completely broken. What a shithouse.
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And Rubbish Ayew seems to have returned.
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off you go Jack....useless tonight son
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Good
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Has Ayew done ANYTHING right since he came on?
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That was almost exciting.
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Memo to all players: you are not good enough to take people on and beat them. Pass the fucking ball before the defender takes it off you.
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I would like to see the stats on how many times we give the ball away when in possession.
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Ayew looks constantly on the verge of tears.
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Gil did more there than Jack did all game
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! We won a corner!!!!
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Quality corner.
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anybody think Randy will spend big in the January sales?
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Has Ayew done ANYTHING right since he came on?
He knows from past experience that if he plays well, he's guaranteed to be dropped for the next game.
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I've never seen a Villa team this bad at retaining possession.
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Grealish being played centrally is doing him no favours whatsoever. He just gets bullied out of it, and he has nobody to link up with. Play him wide and get him to beat his man and run into the box ffs. It used to work. Why can't we play to our players' strengths?
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It's all going rather well isn't it?
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Ayew looks constantly on the verge of tears.
I think he's crocked too
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Has anyone seen Tom Fox and Ed Winchester from The Fast Show in the same room?
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If, by some fluke, we got a point out of this game, it would be the biggest injustice ever witnessed on a football pitch.
Sack the lot of 'em
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Memo to all players: you are not good enough
Just stop here
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Ooh, Richardson only seven bookings off a suspension.
Every cloud...
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Ayew looks constantly on the verge of tears.
They all should be. They claim to be professional footballers, there is no effort, no talent being displayed and no fight. They all should be crying, losing every game, should be ashamed of themselves. Where's the pride?
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It's all going rather well isn't it?
Isn't it, though?
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Grealish has been poor tonight, but expecting him to be our only attacking outlet is equally ridiculous. There's a reason he looks a better player with Gil and Veretout in the side, and there's a reason all three seemed to be in everyone's chosen eleven for the game (except for MacDonald).
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I am struggling to recall the last time Villa made me feel this ill.
Watching this, it is so depressing, I'm developing flu-like symptoms.
This is utterly, utterly wretched.
It's like slowly inhaling vomit.
I thought it was just me, Ive had to put the heating on!
Mrs Fuse is worried.
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Grealish being played centrally is doing him no favours whatsoever. He just gets bullied out of it, and he has nobody to link up with. Play him wide and get him to beat his man and run into the box ffs. It used to work. Why can't we play to our players' strengths?
I don't think that Jack has the pace to play out wide
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who the fuck was that to? (a phrase that can be used anytime we're in possession)
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Whoever said it's not over till the final whistle was talking bollox. Is anybody here at all holding out any hope of any positive possibly happening during the next 30 minutes ? It's a complete and utter waste of the next half hour of our lives even watching. Why are we even bothering ?
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Ayew looks to me like he's trying, in fairness.
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anybody think Randy will spend big in the January sales?
Nope, he won't throw the dice this time. We looked utterly and totally screwed and unless Garde is an alchemist we are looking at a spell in Chumps Div.
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We're still not getting players forward.
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I'm sure I saw a stat over the weekend that said Leicester have made the least amount of player changes to their starting lineup (despite being managed by Ranieri) since the start of the season, whereas we've made the most. So not only are we desperately low on confidence but nobody has really had a decent run in the team due to our inability to pick a settled side.
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How does Richardson get paid to play football?
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That little twat Mason is on. I hope Hutton clatters him.
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Has anyone seen Tom Fox and Ed Winchester from The Fast Show in the same room?
Boooooooom! :D
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Whoever said it's not over till the final whistle was talking bollox. Is anybody here at all holding out any hope of any positive possibly happening during the next 30 minutes ? It's a complete and utter waste of the next half hour of our lives even watching. Why are we even bothering ?
There is always the meaningless last minute Sinclair goal to look forward to!
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Ayew at least gives his all.
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The fans who have gone tonight should be paraded on the pitch Sunday and given a standing ovation.
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I'd love to see our pass completion the end of the game. This is shocking, no one wants the responsibility of having the ball and making something happen, lazy half hearted, brain dead passes all over the place. No one is switched on.
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We're playing a new and special brand of dispossession style football...it's all part of a master plan.
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We need to play Gil all the time. Not sure how good he is but he seems immune to the depression the rest of them have
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Never a free kick again Mike. Fuckwit.
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Keiran Richardson reminds me of Craig Charles.
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Whoever said it's not over till the final whistle was talking bollox. Is anybody here at all holding out any hope of any positive possibly happening during the next 30 minutes ? It's a complete and utter waste of the next half hour of our lives even watching. Why are we even bothering ?
There is always the meaningless last minute Sinclair goal to look forward to!
There's more chance of me getting all 6 numbers on Lotto tonight.
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Grealish being played centrally is doing him no favours whatsoever. He just gets bullied out of it, and he has nobody to link up with. Play him wide and get him to beat his man and run into the box ffs. It used to work. Why can't we play to our players' strengths?
thought he was one of the only positives on the left against Southampton, tonight he didnt want to know
England senior international, fucking hell no where near
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Keiran Richardson reminds me of Craig Charles.
He combines the appearance of Craig Charles with the positional sense of Ray Charles.
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Grealish being played centrally is doing him no favours whatsoever. He just gets bullied out of it, and he has nobody to link up with. Play him wide and get him to beat his man and run into the box ffs. It used to work. Why can't we play to our players' strengths?
I don't think that Jack has the pace to play out wide
Maybe, but I don't think pace is so important for him, since he can stand up his defender and kind of walk him backwards while retaining possession. We've seen him do it time and again, and it causes huge problems for defenders because they can't get he ball off him when he's turned and facing them.
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We need to play Gil all the time. Not sure how good he is but he seems immune to the depression the rest of them have
Better than the rest of them.
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This team literally has no redeeming features. No leaders, no cohesion, no passion, no cutting edge. The only thing it has in spades is calamity.
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How many times do we concede possession from our own throw-ins. Even the simple stuff seems beyond our players
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Keiran Richardson reminds me of Craig Charles.
He combines the appearance of Craig Charles with the positional sense of Ray Charles.
And the footballing ability of Ray Allan and Lord Charles
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Keiran Richardson reminds me of Craig Charles.
He combines the appearance of Craig Charles with the positional sense of Ray Charles.
What we wouldn't do for a Gary Charles right now.
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Keiran Richardson reminds me of Craig Charles.
He combines the appearance of Craig Charles with the positional sense of Ray Charles.
Arf.
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Commentator : Villa haven't done enough in front of goal.
Actually getting in the general vicinity of the goal while in posession of the football would be a start.
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Sanchez really does break the play up well. The odd wayward pass aside he is a good player.
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Keiran Richardson reminds me of Craig Charles.
more like Lord Charles.
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Said it loads about Grealish, he needs a position at the moment that he can stick too and be a team player in. Even Messi as a kid had a defined position. To ask a 19 year old to play the role Sherwood has is irresponsible.
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Gil should have gone alone then
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Has Ayew done ANYTHING right since he came on?
He knows from past experience that if he plays well, he's guaranteed to be dropped for the next game.
To be honest, apart from one decent half against an average Championship side, he has looked way out of his depth.
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Bent ref to boot
yeah his celebration for their 1st goal was a bit of a giveaway.
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I almost got excited then
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Turns out Harry Kane is one of their own. I hadn't realised that.
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Fucking donkey.
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Time for a total clear out of the existing backroom staff and that includes Gordon Cowans. Pathetic, useless losers.
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The fans who have gone tonight should be paraded on the pitch Sunday and given a standing ovation.
Joe_C is there, the mad bugger
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How many times do we concede possession from our own throw-ins.
Every. Fecking. Time.
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How many times do we concede possession from our own throw-ins. Even the simple stuff seems beyond our players
We've been doing that for years.
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Whoever's on corners is making me realise why successive managers chose Westwood ...
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I am struggling to recall the last time Villa made me feel this ill.
Watching this, it is so depressing, I'm developing flu-like symptoms.
This is utterly, utterly wretched.
It's like slowly inhaling vomit.
I thought it was just me, Ive had to put the heating on!
Mrs Fuse is worried.
Every game is like a heart attack. It's actually physically painful. What's more galling is they're all millionaires. Not one of them has to worry about the water bill or driving around in a heap of shit. So while I'm bent over in pain, they're poncing around for 90 minutes before going home to their mansions, eating swans and burning sovereigns. The absolute ******.
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Ayew reminds me of Deputy Dawg
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I have to agree with Alan Smith when he said there's supposed to be no easy game in the Premiership but this is as easy as it can get.
Looking as bad if not worse than 86-87 side.
Could we be as bad as Derby 2007-08?
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That shot from Gestede was actually Deflected nearer to the goal and its till missed by 20 yrds
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Turns out Harry Kane is one of their own. I hadn't realised that.
The fact that they don't sing "Rock You Like A Harry Cane" is traveshamockery
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A Villaesque fuck up at the back by Spurs not punished. Similar to how Palace won the game earlier in the season, except with one difference.
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Why am I watching this shite? I could be doing something more pleasurable like ironing my bollocks.
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lets all get ready for a roasting by the sky fuckwits
they do however deserve it
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Sinclair was about 24 yards onside but given off. Nice one ref.
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Goal kick???
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Time for a total clear out of the existing backroom staff and that includes Gordon Cowans. Pathetic, useless losers.
A bit harsh on Cowans but there's a losing mentality from top to bottom and that includes the financial genius Lerner. Even the kids who dish the beer out are hopeless.
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That shot from Gestede was actually Deflected nearer to the goal and its till missed by 20 yrds
Money shot.
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Gil done more in a few minutes than the rest of them in 75 minutes.
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We do actually have a footballer in the side in Gil.
I hope to fuck Remi recognises this.
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Our best threat is Hutton who can't cross
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When you see Gil do that and think about the players who've been getting game time ahead of him it's amazing he hasn't killed himself.
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Reached a nadir tonight. I hope.
Bring Nadir on, he's a left back isn't he?
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Come on lads
I know this is shocking but we need a bit of fight them on the beaches spirit from us as well if there is any chance of turning this around this season.
Personally I think the media have had it in for us for years, we are the outsiders, the team from the second city that got a bit above their station in a world dominated by cockneys, scousers and mancs and they would all like to see us put back in our place.
Fairplay to Neville, he made a good point and he said it in an incredulous way, but to hear the likes of Carragher sniggering away boils my piss and Danny wotsisname on Talkshite saying he wouldnt bet 10p on us fits into a pattern. Id like Remi to ram it all down their smug throats.
Set aside the Villa, no team from the midlands is ever given any respect, we live in a media no-go zone stretching from North London to Cheshire.
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Keiran Richardson reminds me of Craig Charles.
more like Lord Charles.
Silly arse
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Alan smith said there's no easy games in prem but this is as close as it gets!! Over to u remi!
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Garde looks broken already
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Why am I watching this shite? I could be doing something more pleasurable like ironing my bollocks.
At half time I thought about turning this off and spending the rest of the night sanding my face.
I wish I had now.
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Gil - Must start every week.
Ditto Sanchez and Ayew.
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Garde looks broken already
Saw someone on twitter yesterday say something along the lines of "within twelve months Garde will have a beard down to his navel and be sitting in the corner, stinking of piss"
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I have to agree with Alan Smith when he said there's supposed to be no easy game in the Premiership but this is as easy as it can get.
Looking as bad if not worse than 86-87 side.
Could we be as bad as Derby 2007-08?
What did they get? 16 point?
Villa are on pace for less than that
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Garde looks broken already
Is it dropping ?
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Bacuna hits the post!
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What's the score? I turned it of at 8:05
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Gil - Must start every week.
Ditto Sanchez and Ayew.
I hope Garde catches on to the cunning idea of selecting our best players.
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We only nearly fucking scored, you know!
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I don't think Guardiola could keep this shower of shit up.
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Turns out Harry Kane is one of their own. I hadn't realised that.
the only way he could look more like a cockney would be by playing dressed as a pearly king.
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What's the score? I turned it of at 8:05
12-1 to Villa.
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Spurs are quaking now
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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL
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Garde might 'do an Unsworth' after watching this
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GOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!!
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Gil - Must start every week.
Ditto Sanchez and Ayew.
Agree.
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Wait, what?
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Haha unbelievable
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goal
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Not a hint of reaction from Garde
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Yes!
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Go on !!!!!!!!!!
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Oh my word. A goal!
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Goaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllll Ayew
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Hello!!!!
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COME ON YOU CUUUUUUUUUUUNTS
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Comeback is on guys!
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Come on lads!!
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Ayew
Nothing less than the kid deserves.
Worked his knackers off.
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Bloody hell!
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A Miracle!!!
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I love Ayew
and gill been good
KMAc you clueless plonker
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Come on Villa, have a fucking go!
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Get the fuck in, good lad Ayew, you needed that.
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Get In Jordan!!!
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We've actually been okay the last ten minutes.
No doubt we'll concede near-instantly to kill off any potential fightback.
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AYEW~~~~
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I can't even get excited about scoring I'm afraid.
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Thank fuck. Please please nick a point here lads. We desperately need something.
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I love Ayew
and gill been good
KMAc you clueless plonker
We have good players if the fucking manager could only recognise that.
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Come on Villa.
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There's a bit of luck we haven't had in ages.
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WooHoo!!!
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This lot are an absolute joke. I pity Garde as he has a totally hopeless job. The whole team needs to go. With a new manager sat in the stands they should all be busting their balls. I cannot believe they are strolling around the pitch without a care. The defence carnt defend and have no positional awareness, there is nothing in midfield no bit, no playmaker, no width. Also totally nothing up front.
I feel totally sick. Thank you randy you will take us down this year.
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Ayew
Nothing less than the kid deserves.
Worked his knackers off.
Absolutely. He and Gil are in my first XI to play Citihad next week.
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We did a goal.
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Come on Villa, if we get a result this would be the biggest robbery since Liverpool paid £35m for Andy Carroll.
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Come on Villa, let's do these facking Spurs cants
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YESSSSSSSS
We shall fight them on the beaches
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My phone must be playing up as I've just had a text to say we've scored!
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That's why Ayew should start.
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Get in Ayew!
Why leave him and the rest of the boys out?
Sherwood really should have picked a side in August and left it be for a while the friggin prick. These new signings would be settled and we might have points on the board.
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Come on Villa - just throw the kitchen sink at Spurts now!
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Spurs are playing like Villa!
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Fuck! Gestede close!
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fuck close
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Fuck
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Fucking Gestede. How'd he miss?
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Fucking donkey hit the target
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Fuck that was close
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So close for a second
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shit damn
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If he doesn't score there, he is literally useless.
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Funny how our 2 best players started on the bench. There was me thinking kmac was shit hot at team selection.
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Ayew is a diamond. Works like dog, always positive, always going for it.
Gestede should have scored then
That was the chance.
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I was enjoying it before we scored. Now, again, it's the hope that kills you.
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Football..........bloody 'ell
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At least we're showing we have some fight and bollocks.
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My phone must be playing up as I've just had a text to say we've scored!
I've smacked the Telly a few times because it looks like it says 2-1.
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Now we decide to fight.
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ah fuck how has Gestede missed that?
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Garde looks like he's taken some mogadon and necked a few gin and tonics.
No reaction at all.
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Been impressed with Hutton today.
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Good effort ayew
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WE'RE WINNING THE POSSESSION!
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At least we're showing we have some fight and bollocks.
That's modern flimsy shorts for you
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close again
we look good
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Close.
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Ohhh great shot Ayew
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FUCK SO CLOSE
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great stuff from Ayew again, now we are moving
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ayew is a fooking player ;)
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Who would've thought it, a forward who likes to take people on and have shots is more dangerous than a forward that avoids the ball.
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Garde looks like he's taken some mogadon and necked a few gin and tonics.
No reaction at all.
He's been on the Green Fairy.
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Garde looks like he's taken some mogadon and necked a few gin and tonics.
No reaction at all.
He's seen our moto. Prepared.
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GREAT shot. Ayew showing some fucking pride.
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This is quite clearly so about confidence.
and not being shit would help
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If Ayew is willing to play this well for Remi...
KMac you look even more of a cock now.
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Its the hope that gets you. Please please put one of these fucking chances away lads.
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If we score again, it may change everything.
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This team suddenly looks like it has a beating heart... Come on Villa. This is all we want, give it everything, have a fucking go.
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all this lot needs is for a manager to believe in them. It must feel shit when the manager sends them out to survive. Look at how freely we are playing now with a tiny bit of belief.
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Garde looks like he's taken some mogadon and necked a few gin and tonics.
No reaction at all.
He's not a supporter. He's like a senior consultant examining the most acute case of crapular shitosis he's ever seen
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Imagine if we started games with this intensity.
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Garde looks like he's taken some mogadon and necked a few gin and tonics.
At least he's come prepared! ;)
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Get Hateley on !
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all this lot needs is for a manager to believe in them.
Well, that and shooting.
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We NEVER score late goals.
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GREAT shot. Ayew showing some fucking pride.
How on earth did Gabby start in front of Ayew? Fuck me
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If we score again, it may change everything.
Don't do it to yourself, Goldie
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We NEVER score late goals.
NO, NEVER EVER!
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GREAT shot. Ayew showing some fucking pride.
How on earth did Gabby start in front of Ayew? Fuck me
Spite from Kmac is the only explanation. I am actually serious.
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Imagine if we started games with this intensity.
Yeh. We'd be totally knackered after 15 minutes and lose 12-1.
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Imagine if we started games with this intensity.
starting with the right players might help
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Hmmm
That flurry of activity is starting to look like it may have been the 1944 Ardennes offensive.
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all this lot needs is for a manager to believe in them.
Well, that and shooting.
yep, and that comes from a manager giving them the confidence to cross the halfway line and be creative, take shots etc. There's talent in this squad. We've seen glimpses of it. And if we lose tonight, just like we did at Leicester it will doubly gutting because we could have gotten so much more out of the game.
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Adrenaline is wearing off...
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Well recovered there by Richardson.
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all this lot needs is for a manager to believe in them.
Well, that and shooting.
yep, and that comes from a manager giving them the confidence to cross the halfway line and be creative, take shots etc. There's talent in this squad. We've seen glimpses of it. And if we lose tonight, just like we did at Leicester it will doubly gutting because we could have gotten so much more out of the game.
No, I meant with a gun.
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No matter what the circumstances, we start and finish the match on the back foot.
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all this lot needs is for a manager to believe in them.
Well, that and shooting.
yep, and that comes from a manager giving them the confidence to cross the halfway line and be creative, take shots etc. There's talent in this squad. We've seen glimpses of it. And if we lose tonight, just like we did at Leicester it will doubly gutting because we could have gotten so much more out of the game.
No, I meant with a gun.
We'd miss.
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couple of minutes, please lads, please! There will be fuck all extra time I know that. The ref is bought off.
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all this lot needs is for a manager to believe in them.
Well, that and shooting.
yep, and that comes from a manager giving them the confidence to cross the halfway line and be creative, take shots etc. There's talent in this squad. We've seen glimpses of it. And if we lose tonight, just like we did at Leicester it will doubly gutting because we could have gotten so much more out of the game.
I think he means putting out of their misery...
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four addded mins
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4 mins. Come on Villa!
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Hmmm
That flurry of activity is starting to look like it may have been the 1944 Ardennes offensive.
Battle of the Bulge?
Nah, Gabby's gone off.
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Come on Villa.
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These players just need some confidence.
Its not about their ability.
There are worse squads and I think we will strengthen in January, even with loans for the season.
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Come on Villa.
I agree!
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https://youtu.be/NNGug-e0K7s
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Go, go, go, Villa! Nowt to lose now.
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Give us something to cheer for, Villa.
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good one hutton
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We won't equalise, but at least there's something, some signs of life.
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Lessons learned today.
Gil, Ayew, Sanchez, Hutton, all clearly give a shit.
When going for it, all of them suddenly looked sharper, worked harder etc.
Mike Dean is a ******.
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all this lot needs is for a manager to believe in them.
Well, that and shooting.
yep, and that comes from a manager giving them the confidence to cross the halfway line and be creative, take shots etc. There's talent in this squad. We've seen glimpses of it. And if we lose tonight, just like we did at Leicester it will doubly gutting because we could have gotten so much more out of the game.
No, I meant with a gun.
yes, I'd like that gun from Wanted. I'd take my shot from Toronto and ensure that Sherwood and Kmac were in line with each other before I pulled the trigger.
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Fuck off.
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Here's my positive take. If our proper players all react like ayew and spend the rest of the season fired up and making sherwood and the fucktard kmac look like the small time halfwits they are we could be OK.
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oh well
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To give him his due, Alan Hutton has worked very hard today, which is way more than you can say for most of them.
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Wank
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Fucknuts.
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ffs
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PWS predicted that way back haha.
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.....and normal service is resumed
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Got what we deserved
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Sucker punch goal.
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Knife through butter
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Well we got Spurs up to 2nd gear.
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Fucking painful.
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I hate that fucking c unt
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God fucking dammit, that was amateurish. It was so obvious what was coming.
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That's it, all follow the ball lads....forget the man.
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I am a grown man close to tears. Fuck our luck.
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Dear oh dear.
When is it ever going to be fun again?
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Fucking donkeys.
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B'stard.
Nighty night all.
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ah the kick in the nuts to end it. Ace
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Ah, balls.
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And that's why I put Kane as captain in my Fantasy Football team...
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two fucking goals in injury time.
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Deffo need Hateley on now.
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lets hope KMAC never managing again
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The game wouldn't be complete without the last minute goal
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We really should have enough to overhaul Bournemouth, Norwich and Sunderland, assuming the manager picks the sort of team that most of us would - he can't fail to have seen how much better we looked with Ayew and Gil on the pitch and Gabby and Westwood off it.
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Garde doesn't look impressed as the gruesome twosome either side of him applaud. I like him already.
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Comedy defending.
My back 4 of choice - Hutton, Clark, Okore, Richards.
Lescott is too slow now and I would use Amavi in front of Richards.
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Time for a total clear out of the existing backroom staff and that includes Gordon Cowans. Pathetic, useless losers.
A bit harsh on Cowans but there's a losing mentality from top to bottom and that includes the financial genius Lerner. Even the kids who dish the beer out are hopeless.
Not really. Cowans record as a coach is dismal. Great player, but poor coach.
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Well October was a write-off & November has started well....over to you Monsieur Garde...
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Frustrating as fuck really, pick the right team from the start and we could have got something,Gil made a big difference and Ayew looks a player , something we all know but our departed chancer and Kevin Mac apparently couldn't see.
Hope Remi gets some luck and keeps us up but I feel sorry for him as he has a right mess to clear up.
Clear all the old guard out players and coaches and start from scratch, if he keeps us up he will have done brilliant but major surgery is required.
I have a feeling we might see some kids promoted to the first team squad and what harm could that do ?
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The fans ringing in to 5 Live are hardly inspiring.
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We don't need to pick kids, we've already got good players not being played - Ayew and Gil tonight couldn't have shown that any better. I hope Garde took note.
Gabby needs to go.
Lescott is past it.
Midfield is our big weakness - and as many on here have said - I'd like to see Sanchez, Gana, Veretout with Gil being free to create - preferably with Grealish....or Ayew if necessary.
Gestede doesn't seem to be up to it...Kozak deserves a chance.
Trust in Remi....his selection on Sunday will be interesting.
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The fans ringing in to 5 Live are hardly inspiring.
And pretty clear they've not seen us play very often.
"what do Villa need to do to improve?"
"Try harder and get a manager who gives them a kick up the backside!" The depth of analysis is stunning.
I'm old but most of those phoning in seem to be fu*king fossils!
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Well that's it then. Kmac believes that was the best team available to him. If thats the level of his judgement he needs to be removed from the coaching staff. Incompetent at best. Footballing dinosaur at worst. I hope Remi Garde is given carte blanch to go through the backroom staff from top to bottom and remove the deadwood that is clearly dragging our great club down. Good luck Remi.