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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: go on the dog on October 30, 2015, 07:07:20 PM

Title: Ex legend joins Wolves
Post by: go on the dog on October 30, 2015, 07:07:20 PM
Grant Holt :o
Title: Re: Ex legend joins Wolves
Post by: Tayls_7 on October 30, 2015, 07:10:21 PM
Has it sent shock waves across the Black Country?
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Post by: dave shelley on October 30, 2015, 07:11:46 PM
Why?  Did he jump up and down?
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Post by: Ron Manager on October 30, 2015, 07:18:48 PM
Very soon it will be (to quote Phil Collins) No Jacket Required!
Title: Re: Ex legend joins Wolves
Post by: Clampy on October 30, 2015, 07:30:43 PM
Very soon it will be (to quote Phil Collins) No Jacket Required!

He might get them promoted, against all odds.
Title: Re: Ex legend joins Wolves
Post by: richard moore on October 30, 2015, 07:33:56 PM
I'm not surprised, leaving us was easy, but coming back to the Prem is harder
Title: Re: Ex legend joins Wolves
Post by: UK Redsox on October 30, 2015, 08:01:52 PM
Going by the size of him, Holt knows when Supper's Ready
Title: Re: Ex legend joins Wolves
Post by: German James on October 30, 2015, 08:08:36 PM
Going by the size of him, Holt knows when Supper's Ready

It's the Return of the Giant Holt-weed, right enough
Title: Re: Ex legend joins Wolves
Post by: oswald funkletrumpet on October 30, 2015, 08:09:19 PM
joined as what? the pitch?
Title: Re: Ex legend joins Wolves
Post by: Villa in Denmark on October 30, 2015, 08:11:14 PM
joined as what? the pitch roller?
Fixed.
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Post by: olaftab on October 30, 2015, 08:56:25 PM
Can we send his  on pitch deck chair to Wolves please?
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Post by: eric woolban woolban on October 30, 2015, 10:17:13 PM
Funny if he scored the winner against Blues tomorrow.
Title: Re: Ex legend joins Wolves
Post by: castlefields_villan on October 30, 2015, 10:58:27 PM
Very soon it will be (to quote Phil Collins) No Jacket Required!

He might get them promoted, against all odds.

Take a look at him now.
Title: Re: Ex legend joins Wolves
Post by: Des Little on October 30, 2015, 11:18:09 PM
...But seriously




...he's shit
Title: Re: Ex legend joins Wolves
Post by: castlefields_villan on October 30, 2015, 11:19:56 PM
Would adding an "E" to his surname make any improvement ?
Title: Re: Ex legend joins Wolves
Post by: Villa in Denmark on October 31, 2015, 07:36:59 AM
I don't think I could stand that.
Title: Re: Ex legend joins Wolves
Post by: brian green on October 31, 2015, 07:46:24 AM
Thomas Holte was a man of action and high temper who killed his cook for not having his dinner ready on time. Grant might do the latter but does not appear to have the man of action DNA strand.
Title: Re: Ex legend joins Wolves
Post by: dave.woodhall on October 31, 2015, 07:55:23 AM
Thomas Holte was a man of action and high temper who killed his cook for not having his dinner ready on time. Grant might do the latter but does not appear to have the man of action DNA strand.

Excuse me but he did not kill his cook. He was tried and found not guilty, albeit with a recommendation not to do it again.
Title: Re: Ex legend joins Wolves
Post by: brian green on October 31, 2015, 08:14:40 AM
Sorry Dave, you know what my memory is like. I was sure I read Sir Thomas on return from hunting took his sword and "cleave the cook from brow to nape".  It must have been Doug Ellis and Ron Saunders.
Title: Re: Ex legend joins Wolves
Post by: dave.woodhall on October 31, 2015, 08:16:21 AM
Sorry Dave, you know what my memory is like. I was sure I read Sir Thomas on return from hunting took his sword and "cleave the cook from brow to nape".  It must have been Doug Ellis and Ron Saunders.

Let's just say justice was tempered with a lot more mercy than it is now. Particularly if you own the jury's houses.
Title: Re: Ex legend joins Wolves
Post by: brian green on October 31, 2015, 08:22:10 AM
Am I allowed to refer to the trial of Oscar Pistorius to support that observation?
Title: Re: Ex legend joins Wolves
Post by: old man villa fan on October 31, 2015, 09:31:00 AM
and OJ.
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Post by: brian green on October 31, 2015, 09:34:06 AM
Rosie the bulldog was clearly guilty though.
Title: Re: Ex legend joins Wolves
Post by: frankmosswasmyuncle on October 31, 2015, 09:36:50 AM
Would adding an "E" to his surname make any improvement ?
adding a few Es to his pre-match preparation might help.
Title: Re: Ex legend joins Wolves
Post by: amfy on October 31, 2015, 12:21:38 PM
Brilliantly, the commentator in pre-match warm up has just asked

'What does Grant Holt bring to the table?'

About 23 pies at a guess.
Title: Re: Ex legend joins Wolves
Post by: mr underhill on October 31, 2015, 12:42:10 PM
is he related to Mr Blobbyl? They look very similar nowadays.
Title: Re: Ex legend joins Wolves
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on October 31, 2015, 01:08:10 PM
No one has ever seen Holt and Mr. Blobby together in the same room. So they must be one and the same.
Title: Re: Ex legend joins Wolves
Post by: Villa in Denmark on October 31, 2015, 01:53:55 PM
No one has ever seen Holt and Mr. Blobby together in the same room. So they must be one and the same.
Blimey, yet another reason to dislike Noel Edmunds.
Title: Re: Ex legend joins Wolves
Post by: mr underhill on October 31, 2015, 05:51:23 PM
Grant's actually covered in a pink and yellow pattern once he disrobes.
Title: Re: Ex legend joins Wolves
Post by: Villa in Denmark on October 31, 2015, 07:32:45 PM
Grant's actually covered in a pink and yellow pattern once he disrobes.
I know that it's Halloween and all, but there's no need for putting images like that into people's heads.

We can ask PWS for film recommendations for that kind of thing.
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